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found this incubating in my bed; what do I do?

 Mon Feb 28 23:28:07 +0000 2022

> This is now in hid.git#for-5.18/core.
aAaA
https://lore.kernel.org/linux-input/nycvar.YFH.7.76.2203011552560.24795@cbobk.fhfr.pm/t/#u

 Tue Mar 01 15:10:35 +0000 2022

noooo

 Tue Mar 01 16:17:45 +0000 2022

link is "Download VMS client for desktop", below "© 2022 Page rendered in 0.00586 sec., used memory 1.72 MB"

 Wed Mar 02 01:18:27 +0000 2022

considering the header says "Automobile-transport management system", the VMS is probably "Vehicle Management System", and not, y'know, VMS

 Wed Mar 02 01:22:35 +0000 2022

sorry, "monitoring", not management; it's late. either way,

 Wed Mar 02 01:25:54 +0000 2022

@__phantomderp I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ARRIVED EARLY! THEY'RE ☐☐! KING OF THE RING!

 Wed Mar 02 13:29:03 +0000 2022

she do be pretty safe doe 👌

 Wed Mar 02 13:35:20 +0000 2022

hate to dash this but the г is at the start, its just hāga

 Wed Mar 02 13:37:09 +0000 2022

the same applies to гитлер and probably most other "haha he was calling him gitler the whole time" gags. sorry.

 Wed Mar 02 13:37:49 +0000 2022

real rozalka moments in the chat

 Wed Mar 02 22:32:04 +0000 2022

anglo.

 Wed Mar 02 22:43:54 +0000 2022

https://pl.wikisource.org/wiki/Antek_(1899) for those of us who haven't read a foundational cultural text

 Wed Mar 02 22:45:36 +0000 2022

big fan of the tradition of describing ordinary actions in the gruesomest way possible being alive and well in V3

 Thu Mar 03 17:03:52 +0000 2022

uh, yeah,

 Thu Mar 03 17:39:14 +0000 2022

guy who replaces all his salt with NaI to avoid hypoiodinism

 Fri Mar 04 00:14:20 +0000 2022

Ranking All Halogens By How Bad It Is To Not Have Them

 Fri Mar 04 00:15:56 +0000 2022

bandcamp frigay. https://nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/cinque

 Fri Mar 04 13:44:30 +0000 2022

are you fucking kidding me. are you FUCKING kidding me. "Can't save IP protocol settings. Check at least one setting and try again." ARE you FUCKING KIDDING ME.

 Fri Mar 04 17:24:06 +0000 2022

if you want to play along at home, post your times below!!

 Fri Mar 04 18:56:44 +0000 2022

i mean, you jest, but it's literally /worse/ than typing it in lol

 Sat Mar 05 11:37:50 +0000 2022

haha big fan of how everyones like "bro what about my oil!!" who cares just get it from qatar but no-one is doing alarmism about how all the steel is.. stopped. no-one has any new steel. no-one's so much as unpacking trains or ships as long as the moscow stock exchange is off :)

 Sat Mar 05 17:55:51 +0000 2022

the moral of this, of course, is that we should replace bełchatów with ммк2, and we'd probably still win from an environmental standpoint

 Sat Mar 05 17:57:47 +0000 2022

not oft do you get three consecutive index commits :0

 Sat Mar 05 18:39:18 +0000 2022

americans: what does "opportunity" mean. i got an email and i genuinely do not understand it.

 Sat Mar 05 19:01:12 +0000 2022

it took me a good three read to extract that this is not, in fact, conference spam. again: what the hell is an "opportunity" here. what is my mans /talking/ about.

 Sat Mar 05 19:07:46 +0000 2022

their mission statement is Kinda Racist, they can't decide which languages they support, and there's a "Passionate Software Developer" position which reads
> For you, coding is not just a job. It's something you love to do.

which: wow! sounds fucking dreadful!

 Sat Mar 05 19:10:46 +0000 2022

..figma balls?

 Sat Mar 05 19:12:36 +0000 2022

can't decide if this is american brain poison or im just super jaded w.r.t. jobs per se, but christ https://jobs.lever.co/shakacode/3bdbfdb3-4495-4611-a279-01dddb351abe

 Sat Mar 05 19:13:49 +0000 2022

> Excellent written English skills. Can you name variables, modules, functions, etc., well? Written communication is more important than verbal communication.

because you don't use words for writing stuff? wha?

 Sat Mar 05 19:15:39 +0000 2022

back to the mail, I don't even have a blog (well, I do, notionally, I guess) but it's definitely not indicative of being "very involved in the dev community" (again, what does that mean?), because it's cursed bullshit that three (3) people have ever used (and I'm one)

 Sat Mar 05 19:21:26 +0000 2022

also also: (a) cargo-update is the worst code I still remotely maintain and it's been in need of a re-write for 4+ years at this point, and (b) who the FUCK is he to say "wow good job on cargo-update! so qualitative and creative!", what the FUCK is wrong with this guy?

 Sat Mar 05 19:23:27 +0000 2022

anyway, I'm still not sure what he was trying to say but im also mad now. real CEO moments

 Sat Mar 05 19:25:05 +0000 2022

if you wondered how Other Platforms handle this (herein: FreeBSD, the illumos gate via Tribblix): haha. lol. lmao! https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/13165#issuecomment-1059845807

 Sat Mar 05 23:35:46 +0000 2022

yo wtf they made

made wyrms into a real thing?

 Sun Mar 06 11:05:16 +0000 2022

lads,

 Sun Mar 06 21:04:08 +0000 2022

elden lore?

 Mon Mar 07 17:37:14 +0000 2022

we are GAMING

 Mon Mar 07 19:07:52 +0000 2022

this has activated the long-dormant ubiquitous eastern-slavic Heroes 3 gene for me for some reason

 Mon Mar 07 22:06:29 +0000 2022

true, true, that's true. y'know what? that's pretty true.

 Tue Mar 08 00:41:10 +0000 2022

who would win: me vomitoreum or zfs tests finishing?

 Tue Mar 08 17:06:15 +0000 2022

unsurprisingly, it doesn't appear to've been the testsuite :v

 Tue Mar 08 17:08:31 +0000 2022

Running Time: 04:47:00

 Tue Mar 08 17:30:31 +0000 2022

y'know what? 85 minutes to 100% the demo, and I didn't spend 40 minutes clicking through a powerpoint like [REDACTED]! good time

 Wed Mar 09 00:17:21 +0000 2022

just, like, make shift hold itself, and it's the most innovative shooter I've played in years https://store.steampowered.com/app/1174510/Call_of_Saregnar/

 Wed Mar 09 00:18:19 +0000 2022

so, apt

 Wed Mar 09 20:35:37 +0000 2022

have you tried writing a debian package :)

 Wed Mar 09 21:23:18 +0000 2022

i think that, if you have a non-trivial one, you're qualified to have Takes about Making A New Universal Package Manager. i maintain a good amount, and it is for that reason primarily that I'm an apt evangelist

 Wed Mar 09 21:27:35 +0000 2022

pkgsrc if you're down bad ig but pkgsrc is a finely-moulded Nothing. which is good for the type of system and installation model pkgsrc targets. so in 120% of the C Package Manager :) cases you're better off doing a pkgsrc package because it has a chance to actually be worthwhile

 Wed Mar 09 21:29:52 +0000 2022

haha! love laughing! guess which one is the original and which one is my rewrite that took way too long! :)

 Wed Mar 09 22:42:16 +0000 2022

https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1501671635421736963

 Wed Mar 09 23:45:06 +0000 2022

haven't, but that may just be because my support matrix includes NetBSD but not Cray.

 Wed Mar 09 23:55:04 +0000 2022

girls *love* running 4.5-hour testsuites. it's true!!

 Thu Mar 10 15:39:18 +0000 2022

think its a bit big for me, lads

 Thu Mar 10 23:07:15 +0000 2022

its good when you can fit in a coat 1.5 times, right?

 Thu Mar 10 23:08:39 +0000 2022

disturbing direction we're barrelling toward that i feetposted without thinking twice about it.

 Thu Mar 10 23:16:27 +0000 2022

real półwysep hours

 Sat Mar 12 01:55:09 +0000 2022

can someone please explain to me why exactly an iDRAC6/IPMI would be offline after a power loss scenario. AFAICT my only recourse was to click the whole system back on manually. what the hell

 Sat Mar 12 15:30:04 +0000 2022

huh

 Sat Mar 12 16:36:36 +0000 2022

damn....... shes just like me fr fr (i only know what half the solvents im using are)

 Sun Mar 13 02:29:43 +0000 2022

cum?

 Mon Mar 14 04:23:20 +0000 2022

in todays Doing Great moments i reviewed all instances of $? in the zfs tests

 Mon Mar 14 04:24:29 +0000 2022

frivolous 442 occurrences in 199 files down to justified 132 occurrences in 83 files apparently. just take me out back bro

 Mon Mar 14 04:25:39 +0000 2022

i know its a running gag that im just slowly removing zfs but net -2000 on the tests across "just the things I found" and two systematic prunes is a little on the nose even for me

 Mon Mar 14 04:29:36 +0000 2022

damn... ontologically destroyed first thing :/

 Mon Mar 14 13:53:13 +0000 2022

haha. lmao. https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/issues/13215

 Mon Mar 14 14:55:07 +0000 2022

not every day do you find a 100% false-positive rate test, silent data loss, and an inode leak of that data before brekky for the low-low price of "lol why is this log_err don't we call this log_fail?"

 Mon Mar 14 15:18:31 +0000 2022

/highly/ disturbing that firefox didn't red-underline brekky

 Mon Mar 14 15:18:52 +0000 2022

twitter notepad because I will forget – sed -n 'H;/]$/bend;d;:end s/.*//;x;s/\n//g;p' .cargo/.crates.toml to make it single-line

 Mon Mar 14 19:55:38 +0000 2022

y'know what? sounds pretty dope. i wanna get containerised, sign me up

 Tue Mar 15 02:51:19 +0000 2022

damn bro, they sold this way too well. i want to play this. sounds dope as hell. dockerise me.

 Tue Mar 15 16:45:52 +0000 2022

big fan of american companies shoehorning "state/province" fields into cc/order info. like bro why do you care im in małopolska. would you discriminate against me if i put in śląsk

 Tue Mar 15 20:30:05 +0000 2022

>name on the card
i enter the name
>only latin characters are allowed
bro it's one or the other my card is literally stamped with diacritics. what do you want me to do. the street name was fine with diacritics in!! why isn't this bit!

 Tue Mar 15 20:32:36 +0000 2022

so there's "unicode" module in zfs, obviously sucked straight off the illumos gate, right, it supports two unicode versions – U8_UNICODE_500 and U_U_320, right, the 320 one is unused so I'm removing it, right.

>4133 lines, 161905 characters selected
is one half of one table

 Wed Mar 16 01:49:41 +0000 2022

git show HEAD:include/sys/u8_textprep_data.h | wc
35376 291040 1477745

1.4M(!) of straight tables. half of which are /never/ used. probably have never /been/ used in OpenZFS.

 Wed Mar 16 01:51:11 +0000 2022

* The "[0]" at the above indicates this is for Unicode Version 3.2.0 data
* as of today. Consequently, the "[1]" indicates another Unicode version
* data and it is Unicode 5.0.0 as of today.

 Wed Mar 16 01:58:30 +0000 2022

assuming 0 alignment, I just pruned 150978 bytes out of .rodata lol

also, myers diff goes fucking nuts on this lmao

 Wed Mar 16 02:09:40 +0000 2022

168448 actually, heh https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/13224

 Wed Mar 16 03:47:31 +0000 2022

uuh. uuh. uuuuuuuh. UUUUH

 Wed Mar 16 12:48:22 +0000 2022

norepro with cp -pr/tar/dump|undump *but* 100% repro on mounted filesystem both on the original sid 8.32-4.1 and bullseye 8.32-4+b1, from within and without. huh.

 Wed Mar 16 14:25:42 +0000 2022

https://bugs.debian.org/1007777 + funy number :0:0

 Wed Mar 16 15:02:26 +0000 2022

lol htop just gives up past 100h

 Wed Mar 16 21:33:48 +0000 2022

piza 6/8 for my grandma's name day :0

 Thu Mar 17 14:52:28 +0000 2022

shrizza.

 Thu Mar 17 15:19:17 +0000 2022

(yes. it's pretty okay so long as you don't overcook it, which is why they're cold, freshly unfrozen, going in. if i gave them 2 more minutes to get slightly warmer I'd also've gotten colour on them from the broiler, but still entirely acceptable)

 Thu Mar 17 15:20:58 +0000 2022

im somehow getting both curl and libcurl to CURLE_OUT_OF_MEMORY which is great because it's described variably as (1), (2), and (3), this system is not remotely under memory pressure, and it's free to overcommit as usual. it doesn't even make it to sending the request. im gonna c

 Fri Mar 18 02:10:01 +0000 2022

haha. this is because of --cacert/CURLOPT_CAINFO. passing --insecure works around it. what the fuck.

 Fri Mar 18 13:42:59 +0000 2022

and it works on 7.81.0-1 but not 7.82.0-1+b1. very cool.

 Fri Mar 18 13:45:03 +0000 2022

aa. https://github.com/curl/curl/issues/8582

 Fri Mar 18 13:48:48 +0000 2022

wo-fucking-wee that's a /low/ bar

 Fri Mar 18 14:42:33 +0000 2022

except the only work-around for "curl ENOMEMs when I tell it explicitly the one certificate I trust" is "don't validate certificates at all". so.

 Fri Mar 18 14:44:26 +0000 2022

okay? one's the i686 cross libc-dev and the other's i686 libc-dev, what seems to be the issue?

 Fri Mar 18 15:26:48 +0000 2022

did you check if there's a package that provides those paths at all?

 Fri Mar 18 15:31:47 +0000 2022

a quick glance at https://packages.debian.org/search?searchon=contents&keywords=crt1.o shows you probably want one of libc6-dev-i386-cross or libc6-dev-amd64-i386-cross?

 Fri Mar 18 15:44:40 +0000 2022

uuh. you're not gonna get an i386 triple for linux for the very simple reason that linux hasn't supported i386 for years now. if the program is expecting a specific (i[3456]86-) arch single then it's broken because different distributions call their i686 ABI different things

 Fri Mar 18 16:02:03 +0000 2022

normal day :)

 Fri Mar 18 16:05:22 +0000 2022

no, every system with curl 7.82 will fail if you set --cacert/CURLOPT_CAINFO

 Fri Mar 18 16:25:59 +0000 2022

:v https://bugs.debian.org/1007739

 Fri Mar 18 16:33:12 +0000 2022

someone who tells you to change your passphrase from passphrase

 Sat Mar 19 00:12:51 +0000 2022

my brain is like that dancing cow 100% of the time

 Sat Mar 19 03:13:50 +0000 2022

all together now, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPQQ4qnl6Q

 Sat Mar 19 11:54:29 +0000 2022

the 2-year-old sleeeeeper vs the 2-year-old cuuuuddler

 Sat Mar 19 12:56:15 +0000 2022

nagging the maintainer with a proof, patch, example, and pre-tested solution actually works?????????? https://bugs.debian.org/1007739#29

 Sat Mar 19 14:40:15 +0000 2022

i mean, easy mistake to make, right? i'd expect "tea milk" to be the tea counterpart to "coffee milk", and, hence, not contain coffee for obvious reasons?

 Sun Mar 20 12:27:03 +0000 2022

huh, didn't expect the non-3G Kindle Keyboard to have a Mini PCI, uh, dildo instead of the WWAN card

 Mon Mar 21 15:02:20 +0000 2022

screwed /and/ glooped in. filth!!

 Mon Mar 21 15:06:39 +0000 2022

:0 funny cans

 Mon Mar 21 15:11:54 +0000 2022

real https://2ton.com.au/rwasa/ moments

 Mon Mar 21 15:20:34 +0000 2022

yoo i don't think the marketing said a word of this at launch but the backplate is like literal solid magnesium? dope

 Mon Mar 21 18:22:02 +0000 2022

hi :0

 Tue Mar 22 17:39:11 +0000 2022

isnt this literally just what emacs does by default and you wouldn't even notice

 Tue Mar 22 17:40:11 +0000 2022

i mean, yeah, it's stoolman, so

 Tue Mar 22 18:08:12 +0000 2022

unrelatedly, if you're in the business for an AnyDATA DTP-600W, you know who to call

 Wed Mar 23 13:45:24 +0000 2022

lmfao. always

 Wed Mar 23 14:49:44 +0000 2022

>10 files changed, 6 insertions(+), 914 deletions(-)
and that's from just.. removing unused functions w/git -C tests/ grep ^function | grep -vFe '.lua:' -e '.zcp:' | while IFS=":$IFS" read -r _ _ fn _; do [ $(git -C tests/ grep -wF $fn | head -2 | wc -l) -eq 1 ] && echo $fn; done

 Wed Mar 23 23:48:50 +0000 2022

overall, ive finally redistributed the shit commits and im at -3742 net with
> 624 files changed, 3101 insertions(+), 6843 deletions(-)
and im fucking done with this, plus ive found too many bugs to count, incl. "half the rsend ones are literal no-ops" and https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/13165

 Wed Mar 23 23:53:17 +0000 2022

wouldn't that be a spider girl thing 🧐

 Thu Mar 24 12:41:38 +0000 2022

brain wyrm

 Thu Mar 24 12:44:38 +0000 2022

vs the 8-year-old consooooomer

 Sun Mar 27 16:51:10 +0000 2022

vs the 9-year-old cleeeeeeeeeaner

 Sun Mar 27 21:27:18 +0000 2022

any yellow enjoyers in the chat?

 Sun Mar 27 21:56:52 +0000 2022

heh

 Mon Mar 28 15:36:19 +0000 2022

mistakes abound. t-petterung = TBD https://github.com/systemd/systemd/pull/22889

 Mon Mar 28 23:33:49 +0000 2022

10.5h

 Tue Mar 29 12:36:17 +0000 2022

whats the deal with midwives. why would a wife be "mid". sounds like an inherently pogged category, too me.

 Tue Mar 29 23:42:51 +0000 2022

bro what the hell my cat's spilling out what do i do

 Wed Mar 30 12:58:51 +0000 2022

may i interest you in https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1330179528765952000

 Wed Mar 30 14:54:57 +0000 2022

im gonna fucking explode. what the hell /is/ nfs. https://lore.kernel.org/linux-nfs/20220330153958.3vmk6pi7qpxjrp5t@tarta.nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/#mebf2d9acc614eee94ede31dfdd3a00e8305a7e59

 Wed Mar 30 15:45:59 +0000 2022

https://lore.kernel.org/util-linux/20220330181300.mr66k4zghcrf4l6c@tarta.nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/#u

 Wed Mar 30 18:25:05 +0000 2022

real 4.0.0+really3.48.dfsg-1+b1 moments

 Thu Mar 31 12:45:42 +0000 2022

bro why the hell am i teething. im not 0.3 or 8 anymore. what the fuck.

 Thu Mar 31 19:49:23 +0000 2022