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im 99% sure this is either (a) bogus (this isn't an inherent limitation of any of the UNIX timing APIs that coreutils timeout can use – timer_create, setitimer, alarm – they're all deltas from Now, sure, but the limit lands elsewhere),

 Fri Oct 01 00:00:40 +0000 2021

or (b) idiotic because this is not remotely the place for this sort of note (and the platforms in question, if they at all exist, use i32s as the global time du jour, meaning this is a systematic problem, not that of timeout)

 Fri Oct 01 00:03:14 +0000 2021

the most reliable (defined as "widely-supported") API is alarm(2), which takes an (unsigned) int, from Now; coreutils doesn't support int=i16/long=i32 platforms (i don't think anyone has since SysIII and 3BSD, it's A Special Hell™); either way – relatively unlikely?

 Fri Oct 01 00:09:16 +0000 2021

lmaooo this is the origin of the message: it *is* an obscure variant of UNIX and i think it qualifies as (b): Linux/HPPA (!?), reported 2012(!), overflows a kernel-side i32

 Fri Oct 01 00:12:19 +0000 2021

i don't have PA-RISC hardware (and who knows how well qemu would emulate this), but considering it's in mainline since pre-git and still sees updates, it's 2020, and an explicit 2038-conscious timer patch touched it in 2019 (apparently?), I'd be, uh, surprised if it still held?

 Fri Oct 01 00:19:37 +0000 2021

infosecs are always going on about evil maids, but i fail to see the issue — just pay her a living wage and/or stop being racist?

 Fri Oct 01 01:09:51 +0000 2021

lads, I've found the worst book

 Fri Oct 01 11:17:03 +0000 2021

one year, half month, close to my record i think?

 Fri Oct 01 14:42:04 +0000 2021

the number after the page name indicates how many notifications that utility/function/file has, and, therefore, its popularity

 Fri Oct 01 21:54:50 +0000 2021

chgrp? weak game. chown? fucks.

 Fri Oct 01 21:55:39 +0000 2021

its perennially hilarious to me that the study of circles is somehow acceptedly dubbed trigonometry

 Sat Oct 02 13:22:07 +0000 2021

🥺🥺🥺

 Sat Oct 02 15:17:02 +0000 2021

big perfume is oppressing me, personally, by preventing me from smelling like a warm tin of collonil nilfett

 Sat Oct 02 22:17:37 +0000 2021

its not only unsustainable and/or ineffective to apply it topically, but also mine is, mostly, not a hard-wearing leather

 Sat Oct 02 22:22:29 +0000 2021

admittedly, ive also thought this about the coccine(?) black shoe polish but that is more obviously recognised as, uh, Niche (it's in the same class as machine oil (which is a similarly attractive scent)), but i cant imagine why you wouldnt want to smell like nilfett

 Sat Oct 02 22:28:17 +0000 2021

oh, this explains the thousand-dollar listing with twenty-nine-thousand-dollar shipping i saw yesterday

 Sun Oct 03 21:28:51 +0000 2021

this is where sick VMs end up?? :0

 Sun Oct 03 22:21:38 +0000 2021

find a more kissable funny guy than SCP-682. impossible.

 Sun Oct 03 23:10:58 +0000 2021

RT @nabijaczleweli: a cat is just a small mysterious guy who loves food and long walks

 Mon Oct 04 07:05:17 +0000 2021

hi :0

 Mon Oct 04 07:46:37 +0000 2021

my guy printed a shipping blank and it's got cyrillic but does not have ęŁńó. how

 Mon Oct 04 07:54:42 +0000 2021

a truly infernal compendium

 Mon Oct 04 10:02:55 +0000 2021

 Mon Oct 04 10:24:53 +0000 2021

just found a scan of the reference "Revised November 1, 1984". sorry for this.

 Mon Oct 04 10:25:58 +0000 2021

if your publisher tells you you need to cut six full chapters to print your already-thousand-page book, something tells me you, uh, haven't spent those thousand pages well

 Mon Oct 04 11:00:06 +0000 2021

if you reply from a private account I cannot see it; I'd think this defeats the purpose of replying, so

 Mon Oct 04 18:31:41 +0000 2021

we need to outlaw advertising so we get a new-and-current edition of the heterosexual poaster imo

 Mon Oct 04 22:01:29 +0000 2021

fr e sh a voca do :0

 Tue Oct 05 18:06:40 +0000 2021

upgrading to bullseye, incl. full rootfs backup, and, uh, haveing an sqlite moment

 Tue Oct 05 19:35:40 +0000 2021

haha, yeah

 Tue Oct 05 20:51:48 +0000 2021

Alan Jackson got right what so many still get wrong: whether a girl wants to have sex with you in your car is determined /purely/ and /solely/ by the head-cooling efficiency of your convertible

 Wed Oct 06 02:08:49 +0000 2021

yeah im on a watchdog timer (refresh @the6p4c's profile occasionally)

 Wed Oct 06 11:03:14 +0000 2021

the best class of excuse is "sorry im late my dog was, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah" so im tempted to classify this under, uh, "based dog"

 Wed Oct 06 11:08:00 +0000 2021

Xylofagia In Doggirls: A Statistical Analysis Of Home-work Disappearances

 Wed Oct 06 11:16:22 +0000 2021

python efi port inside dell firmware package inside system configurator why?????

 Wed Oct 06 14:42:48 +0000 2021

klapki :0
the best bootloader installation experience ive had in years (i was gonna go with sd-boot to actually verify that klapki Just Worked but i forgot the insane magic you had to do to get sd-boot to actually install, and, well it did Just Work)

 Wed Oct 06 16:04:14 +0000 2021

am i shining my proverbial boots here? yes. but IME EFI bootloaders are either fussy (sd-boot), dumb (incl. this includes "too smart for their own good") (grub), insane, or all three.
none of them rival apt install klapki -> Yes on "Add all kernels?" -> C-A-D -> It Comes Up

 Wed Oct 06 16:06:55 +0000 2021

my secret? https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/klapki – it's not a boot-loader, because you don't need (or want, usually!) a boot-loader

 Wed Oct 06 16:11:22 +0000 2021

that being said, falling over to EFI is an Experience™ with hard-minimum three-minute boot times and no EFI shell (in the firmware or otherwise, running the EDK2 shell binary just seemed to loop forever and not do anything)

 Wed Oct 06 16:13:45 +0000 2021

also, it's wild to me that this system has EFI (of course) and a TPM (1.x) but does NOT have SecureBoot. debian-installer, which loads grub through shim, printed some sort of error that contained a *_mok_*()/ENOTSUP error message before the GRUB early init, and there's no config

 Wed Oct 06 16:16:56 +0000 2021

he do be inspecting the disks doe :0 https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1198367271963578368

 Wed Oct 06 17:18:17 +0000 2021

today in hard-sub moments: the woman says "Sherlock..." with minor disdain, the viet subtitles say "Sherlock!", which is vaguely right but she does /not/ yell, and the anglo ones say "Sherlock?", which is also vaguely right but it doesn't work with the next line

 Wed Oct 06 17:37:40 +0000 2021

"Sherlock..?" matches best, imo, which somehow isn't in either sub (Miss Sherlock 1/1)

 Wed Oct 06 17:40:16 +0000 2021

ffmpeg -f x11grab on idrac6-kvm (it's Java!) over wifi is oddly okay (but it is a strong wiffy). OTOH, the virtual desktop does /not/ scale, and was literally two inches in either direction on my 2K-in-8.4" laptop screen, which is a great time if you're uh Not Twenty. either way,

 Thu Oct 07 00:14:36 +0000 2021

whiffy :0

 Thu Oct 07 00:20:13 +0000 2021

it do be a cereal doe :0

 Thu Oct 07 12:57:35 +0000 2021

 Thu Oct 07 15:36:13 +0000 2021

are you shitting on my ass?

 Thu Oct 07 22:20:27 +0000 2021

oh my fucking god does restore have a fixed fucking PATH_MAX buffer. what the fuck

 Thu Oct 07 22:22:39 +0000 2021

what does this meAN

 Thu Oct 07 22:27:23 +0000 2021

useful!! but seemingly this has something to do with the filesystem im restoring to?????

 Thu Oct 07 22:39:44 +0000 2021

yeah; also, why does it care

 Thu Oct 07 22:41:37 +0000 2021

...because it does integer arithmetic on this later on i guess, but why not fall down to a default instead :/

 Thu Oct 07 22:47:36 +0000 2021

how hard is it. its already defaulted when out of range. come on.

 Thu Oct 07 22:56:51 +0000 2021

this one weird echo $2 in /e/k/cmdline trick (poettering hates her!)

 Fri Oct 08 02:44:16 +0000 2021

isnt this just German

 Sat Oct 09 01:57:43 +0000 2021

new old bag (its armoured :0)

 Sat Oct 09 02:16:25 +0000 2021

has reichstag sued cows over flecktarn yet

 Sat Oct 09 12:27:01 +0000 2021

cant say ive seen this one before

 Sat Oct 09 16:09:55 +0000 2021

double whammy today https://bugs.debian.org/995992 https://bugs.debian.org/995996

 Sat Oct 09 17:17:40 +0000 2021

ГШПО
"Восход"
06. – 87г.

 Sat Oct 09 17:36:14 +0000 2021

what exactly is the point of an in-platform KVM when the video mode can somehow be intransmissible

 Sat Oct 09 21:19:56 +0000 2021

so, uh, updated to 5.10.0-9-amd64, and (a) there's MokListXRT{1..113}-605dab50-e046-4300-abb6-3dd810dd8b23 variables that return EINVAL on unlink (??), and/so(?) (b) literally any write(2) under /sys/firmware/efi/efivars returns ENOSPC, including, like the boot order

 Sat Oct 09 21:43:03 +0000 2021

plus, (c) I've lost 1.6G of RAM (94.4, but the full 96 under BIOS boot, is there really 1.6G reserved for runtime services!?), and (d) under EFI, kexecing destroys the platform /so severely/, that the iDRAC goes down too. no packets. the /only/ control is 4s of power button

 Sat Oct 09 21:48:15 +0000 2021

i had keylocation=file:///root/key set for the root dataset, which meant that the / mount unit transitively depended on /root being mounted (to load the key), which, trivially, requires / to be mounted, which you can see the problem. I moved the key file to the root dataset

 Sat Oct 09 21:56:10 +0000 2021

so, EFI on the R710: no. just not usable. that's discounting the square fucking two-plus (sometimes five!) minutes spent on UEFI init, /after/ the already-lengthy boot.

 Sat Oct 09 21:56:41 +0000 2021

in a way, yeah, it was transient state (as produced by zfs-mount-generator), but it took me embarrassingly long to figure out, considering i wrote the damned thing

 Sat Oct 09 22:00:43 +0000 2021

need me a bad bih who is just lamda calculus 🥺

 Sun Oct 10 01:57:51 +0000 2021

holy shit it just worked, first try, there's literally nothing to write about, it Just Booted off a TPM-encrypted root dataset

 Sun Oct 10 12:30:27 +0000 2021

time, surprisingly, very well spent on this! https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/tzpfms

 Sun Oct 10 12:31:58 +0000 2021

this is the ideal filesystem layout; you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like, &c., &c.

 Sun Oct 10 13:02:14 +0000 2021

i mean, under C++ iterator rules, [0xfffffffffffffff0, 0) encompasses the final 16 bytes, so

 Sun Oct 10 14:51:56 +0000 2021

richard matthew steamer

 Sun Oct 10 22:40:56 +0000 2021

hm, 94 is 96*1000/1024 so that's likely just a Unit Moment, not a hunk reserved for runtime services, but the rest of the Anti EFI Aktion stands i think

 Sun Oct 10 22:54:22 +0000 2021

society if
if \(bs was supported by any extant roff implementation

 Mon Oct 11 00:04:27 +0000 2021

:0

 Mon Oct 11 21:44:45 +0000 2021

fun fact: in very early unix, the kernel actually, literally, forked pid 1 off pid 0 (kernel), so for a short bit before it execs init, userspace does actually share a stack (well, the whole kernel (well, a copy of the whole kernel, this is pre-virtual-memory, but point stands))

 Tue Oct 12 15:53:19 +0000 2021

fundamental twitter experience: 0 Following 0 Followers, Followed by six people you follow, Following, Follows you

 Tue Oct 12 20:34:24 +0000 2021

it also did not let me put @kgbcatboy in the tag window (even to say that they Cannot Be Tagged in Photos), which is ace, too

 Tue Oct 12 20:35:37 +0000 2021

y'all can stop mining, ive found the bit coins :0

 Tue Oct 12 21:45:23 +0000 2021

rrrRRAAARGH https://bugs.debian.org/996325

 Tue Oct 12 23:37:00 +0000 2021

when you the cat

 Wed Oct 13 12:48:22 +0000 2021

and roff enjoyers! (so, an overall total of two, but)

 Wed Oct 13 16:09:47 +0000 2021

Letters 8
Digits 10
Arrows 4
Dashes 76
Controls 5
someone who is good at layouting please help me budget this. my keyboard is dying

 Wed Oct 13 16:32:29 +0000 2021

hm, @the6p4c, you seem to be well-versed in the färgrika haj market. what do you think the street value of these fine gråhajar would be?

 Wed Oct 13 18:33:46 +0000 2021

(i do not speak a single germanic language so this declension provided to you by guess and prayer)

 Wed Oct 13 18:38:28 +0000 2021

hm.

 Wed Oct 13 18:49:52 +0000 2021

oh, i fully agree with the sentiment, yeah;

 Wed Oct 13 19:00:28 +0000 2021

uhoh just posted a patch to fix x32 FTBFS of a package untouched since 2012 (there's an archived repository with unreleased changes from 2016, it also fails to even configure)

 Thu Oct 14 15:41:32 +0000 2021

oh, debbugs got back to me. mistake! https://bugs.debian.org/996482

 Thu Oct 14 15:41:48 +0000 2021

come to kraków's smallest jysk before the dawn of the hour if you want an ass kicking

 Thu Oct 14 16:53:08 +0000 2021

hm, this is a bad picture, infinitely worse on a big screen. apologies.

 Thu Oct 14 18:37:10 +0000 2021

unrelatedly (not at the jysk), i just got carded for alcohol for the first time? im literally like 21 in december, its not like im sixteen?

 Thu Oct 14 18:45:48 +0000 2021

waking up be like
Oct 13 12:29:50 наб kernel: random: crng init done

 Thu Oct 14 21:24:12 +0000 2021

cats

 Thu Oct 14 21:26:08 +0000 2021

well, my cats cant operate a bayonet yet, but i teach them every day 🙏🙏🙏

 Thu Oct 14 21:27:12 +0000 2021

id propose "cat girlfriends" but i dont know the efficacy of mutual cat-on-cat stabbing. a riddle indeed

 Thu Oct 14 21:33:40 +0000 2021

at da carrefour, anyone want anything??

 Thu Oct 14 21:37:57 +0000 2021

there are two System Requirements for games and theyre "two thousand dollars" and "an ummm, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh computer would be good?, yeah"

 Fri Oct 15 00:45:12 +0000 2021

miniscule.ATOMIC

 Fri Oct 15 16:18:54 +0000 2021

bought clothes for the first time since uhhh 2018? maybe, anyway, new pants :0

 Fri Oct 15 22:54:50 +0000 2021

i think im teething? which feels odd to say, considering im closer to 30 than 10

 Sat Oct 16 22:37:19 +0000 2021

got a lamp, and by god i love websites

 Tue Oct 19 19:27:28 +0000 2021

maybe its always been like this but ive been holding strong (still am!) to a 1600x900 in 20"(?) display but this is 1440p in 25" and wo-fucking-wee the column with the actual data is like an A4 width

 Tue Oct 19 19:29:54 +0000 2021

also, multi-monitor Windows is such a fucking clown fest compared to i3, it's like borderline fucking unusable

 Tue Oct 19 19:31:00 +0000 2021

yeah, yeah, "shit transgendereds say"

 Tue Oct 19 19:34:54 +0000 2021

🧐 markdown is an HTML macro package

 Tue Oct 19 20:01:06 +0000 2021

it doesnt show a message this verbose, but sourcehut 502s do mail the owner address with a, frankly, surprisingly reasonable amount of relevant data

 Tue Oct 19 23:13:55 +0000 2021

fucking god, theres a focus-on-hover thing in windows but it takes a full second to actually work, literally whats the fucking point

 Wed Oct 20 01:19:38 +0000 2021

0 brightness, 50 contrast, white Web Site, -.7 at the other monitor which is at my usual night brightness. its brighter than my room lighting.

 Wed Oct 20 20:04:01 +0000 2021

GI Joe (gastrointestinal jocelyn)

 Thu Oct 21 17:30:04 +0000 2021

lads, given t and e make you smell different, what do i need to shoot up to smell like mid-range shoe wax

 Thu Oct 21 21:51:37 +0000 2021

bitches on here want one thing and its a selinux-style girlfriend

 Fri Oct 22 00:26:09 +0000 2021

haha, yeah

 Fri Oct 22 13:19:46 +0000 2021

amongus i'm poster? is this anything?

 Sat Oct 23 01:28:52 +0000 2021

very strong world-building by le guin to include slavs verbatim in earthsea tbh, i respect it

 Sat Oct 23 02:10:30 +0000 2021

im a trans shibata truther now :0

 Sat Oct 23 18:09:45 +0000 2021

http://greencell.global's my go-to for replacement batteries that aren't landfill, and it looks like they have a t60 model, but i don't know to what degree they distribute to the colonies

 Sat Oct 23 21:12:35 +0000 2021

absolutely amazing that this literal japanese-market DOS codepage cramming limitation still holds over to this day

 Sun Oct 24 13:22:09 +0000 2021

i would die for her

 Sun Oct 24 15:06:00 +0000 2021

Miss Sherlock episode 8

 Sun Oct 24 16:36:13 +0000 2021

in denial about this being the last episode

 Sun Oct 24 18:28:35 +0000 2021

orchestrating events such that the program i want to exploit is only written by salarymen after 3pm

 Tue Oct 26 11:51:27 +0000 2021

bro, bro, an aneurysm just popped in my brain, i just saw a tiktok of a girl unironically lipsyncing to the real slim shady where and when the fuck am i

 Tue Oct 26 15:59:38 +0000 2021

it was also, by ear, 20-30% faster, at least? is it 2002.

 Tue Oct 26 16:02:16 +0000 2021

i mean, she keeps it g or whatever, and does it quite well for a tiktok (though I question the appx. 4 hours before the last shot), but still, the fucking whiplash, honestly

 Tue Oct 26 19:52:18 +0000 2021

(and, yes, this is (a) 120%, but (b) very much an "i had to see to so you do as well" situation)

 Tue Oct 26 19:55:55 +0000 2021

top left: V6 manual (which as a consequence of this purported change (V5 allows owner and root, persists suid for just root) moves chown(I) to VIII), top right: V6
bottom left: V7 manual (which moves it back to 1), bottom right: V7

why!!!!!

 Tue Oct 26 22:06:58 +0000 2021

no way :0

 Tue Oct 26 23:10:07 +0000 2021

also, very funny to me that _POSIX_CHOWN_RESTRICTED originates from a literal RSTCHOWN SysVr4 tunable (and that each SVR4 filesystem that supports changing ownership carries an identical 5+2 line comment about this)

 Tue Oct 26 23:37:56 +0000 2021

brb getting shelled by AT&T for posting this

 Tue Oct 26 23:46:09 +0000 2021

yoooooo sysvr4 secret zfs??!?

 Tue Oct 26 23:48:29 +0000 2021

okay, wait, that's really not that shocking, considering that's literally what solaris is, but

 Wed Oct 27 12:39:12 +0000 2021

hm, conversely, i've found that i don't mind ssh latency, for like, upwards of a second because i just type and send the line, including corrections, blind, because my mental map of the input matches readline's, whereas other people deem mosh-over-wet-string absolutely unusabe

 Wed Oct 27 13:13:01 +0000 2021

pretty much the same thing holds for an editor (one that i know, anyway, trying to use atom was pain), and, after a certain point writing under a single repository, including if suggestions take too long because like i somehow Know the one i want will be Second or w/e?

 Wed Oct 27 13:20:26 +0000 2021

isnt this essentially sccs^Wcvs

 Thu Oct 28 14:50:25 +0000 2021

splotchy :0

 Thu Oct 28 14:53:03 +0000 2021

im pretty sure it is for sccs because versioning is Just per-file? not sure if cvs broke that in some way to become cloneable tho

 Thu Oct 28 15:14:12 +0000 2021

haveing a normal one with pipewire and my phone over bluetooth?

 Thu Oct 28 17:33:20 +0000 2021

uhhhhhh that's mercury lol?

 Thu Oct 28 17:43:43 +0000 2021

what i dont get is why american restaurants advertise "home-made" food. isnt the entire point of Going To A Restaurant that the food is made (a) on-site (not a home) and (b) in an industrialised process (not like you'd at home)

 Thu Oct 28 23:00:14 +0000 2021

sometimes also because bite is dick in french and they dont like gigacocks in their marketing

 Fri Oct 29 13:17:24 +0000 2021

no fuckin way

 Fri Oct 29 22:46:13 +0000 2021

the feminine desire to be grotesque beyond analysis

 Sat Oct 30 01:28:29 +0000 2021

thinking about an alternate universe with time-zoned ntp and google still smears 25- and 23-hour sundays

 Sun Oct 31 02:25:53 +0000 2021

yes i did just observe two 2:30s, normal day when its earlier than it was 15 minutes ago

 Sun Oct 31 02:31:54 +0000 2021