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americans be like "it's a prefixproperty disease, it means the property applies to her prefix", like okay shawty, i got that from the prefixed property

 Wed Sep 01 19:21:56 +0000 2021

ive watched three seasons of house since last week, if i hear "it's autoimmune, her body's attacking itself" explained to The Squad one more time I will bleed from the ears

 Wed Sep 01 19:24:48 +0000 2021

poasted to an at gnu org mailing list four hours ago, got 2 (two!) DMARC bounces so far because "re-signing headers after you mangle them" is apparently two difficult and sending forged mail is a good way to inspire trust in your users

 Wed Sep 01 21:12:46 +0000 2021

okay that was worth it

 Thu Sep 02 18:48:49 +0000 2021

but also: let groff render colour fonts, cowards; i need a full-colour WEARY FACE in my manual

 Thu Sep 02 18:52:01 +0000 2021

borgar redacted, it was an ideological affront to dog, even if it was quite good

 Thu Sep 02 21:21:44 +0000 2021

2021 "popcorn likers visiting" incident

 Thu Sep 02 22:29:00 +0000 2021

ive found this also applies to Boneless stickers (12$/2x500pcs. rolls), but i also get weird looks about my laptop possibly having been de-boned. also people dont like drinking from Boneless cups, oddly?

 Fri Sep 03 01:40:01 +0000 2021

gps week let's go, you'll find a.. leap second to chase?

 Fri Sep 03 03:37:21 +0000 2021

not sure if this is quite something with my limited understanding of non-twitter dogs and no understanding of the gay positioning system

 Fri Sep 03 03:38:45 +0000 2021

if there's anything making cover art for that one album taught me, it's that you're underutilising the colour channels. i assume this directly applies and is useful to your crypto-analytical application?

 Fri Sep 03 09:53:55 +0000 2021

Nowadays, it's all about AI: GANs, GPT, &c. It's time we talked about a network that generated some of our most formidable adversaries to date — Al-Quaeda.

 Fri Sep 03 21:07:21 +0000 2021

id go with z/yaxpeax with z-yaxpeax cratename, but as for an Actual name for s390, ive usually seen "IBM Z" and/or "Z" further down the document

 Sat Sep 04 08:14:15 +0000 2021

Big Yellow's Adventure, incl. Bright Yellow

 Sat Sep 04 08:50:53 +0000 2021

Bright Yellow was also formerly featured in https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1292223587642990592

 Sat Sep 04 08:52:27 +0000 2021

(a) "left and right four-fifths scanned on an A4 flatbed as separate pages on a PDF" was the worst way to distribute these but (b) this is the weirdest fucking g I've ever seen, not to mention the insane kerning on the apostrophe

 Sat Sep 04 09:55:42 +0000 2021

vore in the kraków sub-urbia?

 Sat Sep 04 13:43:48 +0000 2021

non-cheeseborgar cheesed borgar; south-east moment

 Sat Sep 04 14:40:45 +0000 2021

glad to see that in the past 40 years we still haven't gone past answering "so what's new in your system" with "uhhh, it's bigger, its like the previous one, and it has Graphics! also see this extremely over-detailed explanation of one particular sexion"

 Sat Sep 04 18:42:11 +0000 2021

hundreds of years of written script, still no clue how to write a g. doomed

 Sat Sep 04 19:24:20 +0000 2021

just imagine an alternate timeline where we got a mature M4 ecosystem instead of a specialised C preprocessor!

 Sat Sep 04 19:47:51 +0000 2021

i mean, i imagined it and dont feel well now but im a noted c preprocessor liker against all odds, so i dont discount this being M4 enthusiasts' dream

 Sat Sep 04 19:51:13 +0000 2021

AMIX topaz font, another truly inexplicable g

 Sat Sep 04 19:58:31 +0000 2021

M4's, like, alright, in severe spite of its position as head devil of autohell (but then it's the only portable way to do tempfile(1), haven't had much pleasure beyond that/autohell), but I'm a hard-line text macro apologist, especially of the C preprocessor, it's great for HTML!

 Sat Sep 04 21:00:06 +0000 2021

and by "great for HTML" i mean i deploy it as the primary generator for a few sites (+ AWK for e-books/RSS, im a consistent laughing-stock for both); the only reason I haven't used the C preprocessor /on/ Rust is that I can do text substitution and sufficient codegen in build‌.rs

 Sat Sep 04 21:07:40 +0000 2021

either way, my point was that it'd be (a) kinda weird and (b) hysterical, like, there's no real reason you /couldn't/'ve grown UNIX on an M4-based C from the get-go. obviously, thankfully, we haven't, but it's a one-line change in the driver! maybe if $‌old_man liked M4 more‌‌…

 Sat Sep 04 21:12:56 +0000 2021

yeah, for injecting tokens into the parse stream, not shitting out text. you can do both with a normal preprocessor, only the former with language-level macros. hence build‌.rs-as-preprocessor – they serve completely different purposes

 Sat Sep 04 22:43:44 +0000 2021

u- uwuven??

 Sun Sep 05 11:59:17 +0000 2021

brain worm

 Sun Sep 05 18:52:33 +0000 2021

 Sun Sep 05 20:39:30 +0000 2021

A "capybara", or a "based rat", is a

 Sun Sep 05 23:29:50 +0000 2021

have you ever used the GNU test(1)/[(1) "-l string" form for integer operators (-eq, -lt, &c.)

 Mon Sep 06 15:35:31 +0000 2021

a "25-minute training course", consisting of three minutes' text and 21 minutes flash-like animation of the text appearing from an empty background, except somehow it manages to work less smoothly than flash and you can't speed it up 2x from the context menu

 Tue Sep 07 10:06:23 +0000 2021

also there are "Select the PDF icon to learn more about [module]" link images on most pages, but they just give me this page from login.microsoftonline.‌com, very cool

 Tue Sep 07 10:11:03 +0000 2021

(a) yee https://marc.info/?l=mandoc-source&m=163078722226699, and (b) haw https://savannah.gnu.org/bugs/?61104: https://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/groff.git/commit/?id=21d307286a3f82ba9ddf91fa3fc0a2932a4d7c4c

 Wed Sep 08 13:30:54 +0000 2021

i think you need to include vore in the analytical parameters, makes sense to me

 Fri Sep 10 13:04:29 +0000 2021

two beers in gf (she'd have to walk to the store for more)

 Fri Sep 10 21:56:11 +0000 2021

incredible growth rate, a staggering indictment of any plant that isn't this one

 Sat Sep 11 14:13:43 +0000 2021

the archive has XPG3 vol.1 (commands and utilities) apparently? wild https://archive.org/details/xopen-portability-xsi-commands-utilities

 Sat Sep 11 17:30:56 +0000 2021

> As a food additive it has E number E123.
> Since 1976 Amaranth dye has been banned in the United States by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) as a suspected carcinogen.
very cool

 Sat Sep 11 17:48:40 +0000 2021

oh damn i can make carcinogenic bread from this?? sign me tf up

 Sat Sep 11 17:51:36 +0000 2021

you vs the girl she told you not to worry about

 Sun Sep 12 00:43:23 +0000 2021

the "this set includes" list is 1.5x the acceptable tweet length alone and it's a deathly cute set of booklets and theres no way i actually use it in any way or read it because installation guides are the worst type of writing but i want it so bad

 Sun Sep 12 00:48:18 +0000 2021

not sure what the jasco marketing department knows that i dont, but im pretty sure "JASCO's unique crossplatform Windows software" is, ex definitione, an oxymoron

 Sun Sep 12 09:38:56 +0000 2021

also, fi and fl are, like, ligaturised but not and they somehow all have, like, spaces after? a true brochurial typographical disaster

 Sun Sep 12 15:32:01 +0000 2021

i've reached the back cover and here it is again. it's even more explicit now: a cross-platform 64-bit Windows software package. so cross one platform

 Sun Sep 12 15:49:46 +0000 2021

it could notionally be WoA, but (a) lol, (b) it says PC inside, and (c) this is W7 chrome in beautiful 50x70, destroyed with JPEG to an impressive degree; do marketing copy writers know a first thing about any subject matter?

 Sun Sep 12 16:02:38 +0000 2021

multics moment

 Sun Sep 12 23:34:47 +0000 2021

guy who kisses his cats goodnight

 Mon Sep 13 00:52:55 +0000 2021

good for her! good for her.

 Mon Sep 13 09:19:19 +0000 2021

idgi what the big deal about Guinness is; am I missing something beyond it being, like, a middling dark beer?

 Mon Sep 13 12:10:29 +0000 2021

beware of frog :))

 Mon Sep 13 13:55:33 +0000 2021

>3.2 TB raid5 324 9GB Ultra SCSI disks
>1.2 TB Raid-5 (140 9GB Fiber Channel disks)

to paraphrase @__femb0t: return

https://www.vice.com/en/article/8q89q4/microsofts-terraserver-was-google-earth-before-there-was-google-earth

 Mon Sep 13 20:51:15 +0000 2021

i mean, we've had a pretty bad run,

 Tue Sep 14 13:47:04 +0000 2021

this, not whatever bull and/or shit we've achieved, is truly the pinnacle of evolution. by god why can't this be me

 Tue Sep 14 18:00:06 +0000 2021

(also it just hit me that here come dat boi was, uh, in when i was in, like, first half of high school? jesus piss im ancient)

 Tue Sep 14 18:16:06 +0000 2021

hey hey hi hello https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1330179528765952000

 Tue Sep 14 23:41:25 +0000 2021

this is vindicating my financial decisions which i cant imagine to be a good thing, but its perfect beautiful and i love it with all my cold dead heart, cf. thread for sensibler size comparisons https://mobile.twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1324085787563098112

 Tue Sep 14 23:45:42 +0000 2021

wowee, I did not expect this to be, uh, /the/ primary source on ДЕМОС

 Wed Sep 15 13:04:41 +0000 2021

considering quitting my job in tech

 Wed Sep 15 21:10:12 +0000 2021

it's the perfect computer, and, unlike what you might think from the gay piss daemon offering, it's Just a normal laptop (with an actual CPU and 16G of DDR4 (soldered, price you pay)) but with a 2K tablet screen (with 2/3rds of the drawing tablet driver patchset in mainline)

 Thu Sep 16 00:49:56 +0000 2021

i played a video game two days ago and my wrist is still destroye. how am i falling apart at such a young age

 Thu Sep 16 00:53:35 +0000 2021

(is it because i spent literally every waking hour of my life since like 14 either typing or writing and that is an exaggeration by no more than 10%)

 Thu Sep 16 00:55:57 +0000 2021

ah, this supports my conspiracy theory that the first few episodes of house were actually shot in guatemala

 Thu Sep 16 02:46:25 +0000 2021

just handed in a month's notice at my job in tech

 Thu Sep 16 15:01:32 +0000 2021

mouldy borgar :0

 Thu Sep 16 15:04:36 +0000 2021

this being B key with data+power disk-side SATA and familiar circuitry (+ the large isolation scar over all DDR pins, though it's difficult to see from the photo), this is, disappointingly, quite literally just a riser to put in a DDR4 hole, not an adapter of any sort whatsoever

 Thu Sep 16 21:42:18 +0000 2021

having an indelibly normal one

 Fri Sep 17 19:43:58 +0000 2021

narrowed it down to WCHAR?

 Sat Sep 18 12:45:58 +0000 2021

and only on PID 1?

 Sat Sep 18 12:48:32 +0000 2021

it's not out of llu range, so??

 Sat Sep 18 12:56:58 +0000 2021

fuCKING PIECE OF SHIT

 Sat Sep 18 12:57:34 +0000 2021

fixed in trunk (left) and bullseye@3.0.5-7 (right), rebuild-only backport

 Sat Sep 18 13:10:28 +0000 2021

how so?

 Sat Sep 18 13:14:56 +0000 2021

matter of taste, I'd say, and ten gigs seems a reasonable cut-off

 Sat Sep 18 14:23:34 +0000 2021

urinal ported to hardcover :0

 Sat Sep 18 18:43:36 +0000 2021

stolen from a friend and scribbled over

 Sat Sep 18 20:39:24 +0000 2021

kills: 42 men and a mosquito

 Sat Sep 18 23:28:02 +0000 2021

just panicked kNetBSD by accident :0

 Sun Sep 19 12:33:10 +0000 2021

left: report 1997, reply 1999; right: report and reply may 2021

> so... unfortunately panics from onionfs are not exactly unexpected,
how

 Sun Sep 19 12:59:48 +0000 2021

uhoh http://gnats.netbsd.org/56410

 Sun Sep 19 13:43:01 +0000 2021

is there, like, an actual system that isn't "for cars" or "tizen" that deploys SMACK out-of-box?

 Sun Sep 19 21:48:55 +0000 2021

neither debian, fedora, nor slack/suse carry any semblance of smack, so, again – does it see any use outside of tizen's stakeholders

 Sun Sep 19 21:55:56 +0000 2021

cursed

 Sun Sep 19 22:34:54 +0000 2021

ALT is the only distribution that ships SMACK userspace tooling, but, helpfully, does /not/ build coreutils (or any other part of the system) against it. very cool

 Sun Sep 19 23:06:40 +0000 2021

i wanted to (try to) achieve feature-parity with coreutils' MAC support, but seeing as literally nothing actually ships it (except for tizen?) I wonder if that's remotely worth-while

 Mon Sep 20 10:14:13 +0000 2021

i mean, as nomenclature goes, i've done worse, but

 Mon Sep 20 15:18:28 +0000 2021

shired new york pudding

 Tue Sep 21 08:33:18 +0000 2021

unexpectedly tolerable for something that came out of england

 Tue Sep 21 08:33:48 +0000 2021

id classify it as a semi-wild species we only have base-line environmental control over, so yeah, why not

 Wed Sep 22 12:25:07 +0000 2021

i was thinking cat-class, but not, like, a classically kissable kind

 Wed Sep 22 12:32:23 +0000 2021

(this is where knowing a first thing about cats except that they have funny colours would be helpful; alas)

 Wed Sep 22 12:33:11 +0000 2021

you know, like uhhh yellow/grey/splotchy/tiger/caracal, the lot

 Wed Sep 22 12:35:14 +0000 2021

fact: it's winter; how: (a) it's cold enough to warrant a hat and (b) the air's so thick that public transport's free

 Wed Sep 22 13:05:37 +0000 2021

couchy balls theorem ("two of them")

 Wed Sep 22 22:14:22 +0000 2021

here's a fun tidbit: rm(I) in [V3, V7) has -r, but it only removes the files in the directories, not the actual tree; there's no way to remove a directory tree on those systems

 Thu Sep 23 08:23:36 +0000 2021

since V7 it does also remove the directories.. by fork/execing /bin/rmdir; rmdir(2) doesn't exist until 4.2BSD and SysVr4. it's a wild west

 Thu Sep 23 08:26:20 +0000 2021

oh, and SysVr3 sees symlink(2), but rm doesn't use lstat(2) until SysVr4, which means that it happily follows symlinks, and is the only system in history to do so. try explaining the fallout following misusing *that*

 Thu Sep 23 08:33:18 +0000 2021

holy shit

 Thu Sep 23 15:57:56 +0000 2021

it's truly a wonder of the modern era that i can, from across the globe, in real time observe my friend suffer permanent crippling peripheral nerve damage

 Thu Sep 23 22:53:48 +0000 2021

fluoroquinolone, prescribed hand-wavily for something mundane; single pill(!). very cool moment

 Thu Sep 23 22:55:40 +0000 2021

ive just signed up to a russian auction site where all the russian city names are in cyrillic but kraków is "krakow", fantastic

 Fri Sep 24 17:53:18 +0000 2021

i think im spoiled by the EU united banking front™, to pay a nice russian man 1100 руб i need to know either the exact branch and subbranch of his сбербанк account or his exact address and full legal name (romanised, of course)

 Fri Sep 24 20:50:52 +0000 2021

and also pay like at least 170 руб for the privilege (wise.‌com rate, my bank would easily do thrice that). literally how do people put up with this

 Fri Sep 24 20:52:09 +0000 2021

kgakosz

 Fri Sep 24 21:06:28 +0000 2021

the guy who listed this called it "Сумка армейская с подогревом (?)", and I tend to agree; what the hell is this, why would you choose XLR for heating, if, indeed, this is heating? if it isn't, what the hell is it?

 Fri Sep 24 22:42:34 +0000 2021

it's not like i can find out, anyway, but if you're in питер – https://meshok.net/en/item/215454865_Сумка_армейская_с_подогревом

 Fri Sep 24 22:43:53 +0000 2021

*defrauds you, making you small and unfraudulent*

 Fri Sep 24 23:12:30 +0000 2021

with bright yellow :0

 Sat Sep 25 16:10:47 +0000 2021

damn bro chill, i just got a thing for 400 руб, not won back иркуцк

 Mon Sep 27 08:51:23 +0000 2021

Itanium revival starts right now!!

 Mon Sep 27 09:22:25 +0000 2021

turns out you can, uh, just get these in sheets for cents off eBay

 Mon Sep 27 09:34:51 +0000 2021

i, uh, think so? but i don't strictly have a comparative baseline for an itanium 2 sticker (that being said, most of the ones in the same envelope were very obviously copy-protected, so, I'm gonna assume these are Right, too) https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1394024221081227265

 Mon Sep 27 09:46:02 +0000 2021

wild, my postage came out to five bucks from HK and three euro via Deutsche Post

 Mon Sep 27 09:55:40 +0000 2021

holy shit is this real @the6p4c???!?

 Mon Sep 27 10:39:19 +0000 2021

need me a baddie like this 🥺

 Mon Sep 27 10:43:54 +0000 2021

железодорохники in any good condition are, unfortunately, exorbitantly expensive unless you're a serious, serious collector (and most of them don't ship outside the federation, so), so https://meshok.net/en/item/247638848_%D0%97%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA_%D0%9F%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%83_%D0%96%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D1%83

 Mon Sep 27 10:45:09 +0000 2021

finally, the heterosexual poster :0

 Mon Sep 27 17:47:34 +0000 2021

SysV (though, admittedly, with a severely UNIX programming model in v1; either way, decidedly '89-vintage) and mandated by POSIX since .1-2001 in its current form; I don't, uh, strictly see why you'd want or feel the need to roll your own?

 Mon Sep 27 21:36:28 +0000 2021

call me principled, but if a platform developer doesn't find it worth their time implementing even baseline standards conformance for their system, I personally recommend not finding it worth your time developing market-share for their platform, but hey

 Mon Sep 27 21:41:14 +0000 2021

(either way, musl is MIT which usually means you can steal it wholesale)

 Mon Sep 27 21:41:53 +0000 2021

i think the youth of today describes itself, increasingly, as primarily, if not purely, conceptual in nature

 Tue Sep 28 00:41:46 +0000 2021

another plaque in the long and well-studded hall of rtlwifi moments; my condolences

 Tue Sep 28 10:46:00 +0000 2021

okay, i have to ask, is this just a weird font or why else are the unfilled braille dots, uh, painted in?

 Tue Sep 28 13:10:47 +0000 2021

this is the first font i've seen that isn't Just The Dots (plus, i mean, the graph looks, uh, like shit like this, cf. DejaVu Sans Mono, where the dots are, well, dot-resolution)

 Tue Sep 28 13:19:16 +0000 2021

Segoe, which provides these on my desktop, also does this; personally I'd say that having all that clutter is much less readable than not so in all cases, but then I don't do much braille (but also I don't think the non-bumpy fields are ever delineated, so)

 Tue Sep 28 13:25:56 +0000 2021

think i paid duty on this one lads

 Tue Sep 28 13:29:52 +0000 2021

(where by "does this" i mean "its bare")

 Tue Sep 28 13:30:18 +0000 2021

haveing a normal one at the poast factory

 Tue Sep 28 16:01:28 +0000 2021

amazingly, posting off my phone is, evidently, possible, so?

 Tue Sep 28 16:03:15 +0000 2021

two notifications and the DM box this time? very cool

 Tue Sep 28 16:06:06 +0000 2021

Refresh worked, but refreshing didn't, magnifique

 Tue Sep 28 16:19:32 +0000 2021

🧐 i cant believe they took down bright yellow; unacceptable

 Tue Sep 28 21:14:40 +0000 2021

most diseases are just "these little guys that live inside you are sad today"

 Thu Sep 30 07:15:19 +0000 2021

just handed in my badge and gun at my job in tech

 Thu Sep 30 12:52:07 +0000 2021

it didnt let me add a poll before, so

 Thu Sep 30 12:53:39 +0000 2021

!! :0

 Thu Sep 30 14:59:23 +0000 2021

oddly, the mail itself is actually genuine (passes DKIM!) this time, just a scam

 Thu Sep 30 15:01:10 +0000 2021

indeed, "the http://nabijaczleweli.xyz server" is literally in my attic lol

 Thu Sep 30 15:15:53 +0000 2021

same tbh

 Thu Sep 30 17:07:43 +0000 2021

 Thu Sep 30 17:26:31 +0000 2021

as seen on TV: https://twitter.com/GNUxeava/status/1443556843494596616

 Thu Sep 30 17:29:26 +0000 2021

oh, i guess it's also impossible to ascertain if im endorsed by fujitsu anymore; alas

 Thu Sep 30 20:16:40 +0000 2021

in many ways, writing a manual is just coming up with a guy and sticking with him

 Thu Sep 30 21:47:01 +0000 2021

being endlessly unimaginative, during the course of writing the voreutils manual I've instead transcribed my good friend [REDACTED]; to which extent this was an excuse to ask him insane questions like "thoughts on gachimuchi?" i will not comment on

 Thu Sep 30 21:53:12 +0000 2021