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debian-curiosa@ is great – some days you get manufacturer spam, others you get a flurry of dunks on some absolutely incomprehensibly wilding fucking take

 Wed Mar 31 23:38:45 +0000 2021

bladee server

 Thu Apr 01 00:45:28 +0000 2021

timeline is rest-less.......if i needed to allocate memory, i would simply end my program slightly later. easy enough, I'd think..

 Thu Apr 01 21:35:22 +0000 2021

thinking of getting into NFTs (buying gold)

 Thu Apr 01 22:45:04 +0000 2021

oh how i wish that were true

 Thu Apr 01 22:51:45 +0000 2021

just reduced ZED start-up time from "over a second at 100% CPU" to "instant" by making the closefrom() not close(2) every single fd from 3 to 1024^2 😶

 Fri Apr 02 13:26:29 +0000 2021

oh jesus oh piss i didn't grep for users before-hand, the fucking ZEDLET pre-exec runs this. this was usually like 1-1.2s. i literally made ZEDLETs a thousand times faster. aaaaaaaaa

 Fri Apr 02 13:31:55 +0000 2021

hm, like, i logically understood what you said, but I that hasn't prepared me to actually experience it.. what, dare I say, the fuck?

 Fri Apr 02 16:36:34 +0000 2021

also, is the text in the first installer screen also shot to hell on real Windows or is it just a Wine Thing?

 Fri Apr 02 16:37:47 +0000 2021

i clicked through the installer, but i cant read so it doesn't apply to me anyway, i'm pretty sure

 Fri Apr 02 17:04:59 +0000 2021

im going to commit an atrocity :) https://github.com/netdata/netdata/pull/10901

 Fri Apr 02 21:21:20 +0000 2021

i usually try to not be too snarky or annoying, i really do, but (a) this shit has been going on for years and netdata still hasn't managed to retain a single competent programmer after multiple rounds of millions of dollars of VC funding and (b) come the FUCK on (but -u clean!!)

 Fri Apr 02 21:32:47 +0000 2021

anyway, yeah https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/11834

 Sat Apr 03 13:36:05 +0000 2021

hours spent attempting to bastardise resume-from-zvol today: 4

 Sun Apr 04 12:04:51 +0000 2021

well, the resume part would work fine, I guess, if it got a correct image

but the suspend stage manages to write all the pages, but doesn't seem to actually flush the header in time, even with 0-sized ARC, 0 txg time-out and synchronous ZVOLs, so the magic's wrong, so

 Sun Apr 04 12:25:02 +0000 2021

i mean, so long as the image is actually flushed to disk and you import the pool read-only in the initrd, I don't (naively, mayhap) really foresee a problem tbh, or am I missing something obvious?

 Sun Apr 04 13:50:56 +0000 2021

(granted, it isn't, so what do I know, but still)

 Sun Apr 04 14:39:02 +0000 2021

i'm pretty sure the thing I'm hitting is just normal ZFS transaction grouping + sync behaviour (i.e. mark_swapfiles() (and all others) submit bios with REQ_SYNC, but ZFS only guarantees that those go into the ZIL, and the txg they end up in is not flushed by the time linux S4s)

 Sun Apr 04 15:12:10 +0000 2021

I don't think the ARC is going to have much of an impact here, so long as we can guarantee the txgs with the swap image hit the disk (but that'd require rebuilding kernel to add a sleep, which) – all hibernation hinges on the disk state not changing during bardo anyway, right?

 Sun Apr 04 15:17:04 +0000 2021

[this kills the crab voice] this appeals to the gentoo user

 Sun Apr 04 22:39:48 +0000 2021

if i, as a packet, didn't want to get filtered, i would simply not route through Berkeley

 Sun Apr 04 23:36:43 +0000 2021

angle/devil/&c.

 Mon Apr 05 10:02:53 +0000 2021

lord forgive me, but I'm going back to the old me (arguing about the GNU project on the OpenZFS bug-tracker)

 Mon Apr 05 11:15:11 +0000 2021

bootloaders

 Mon Apr 05 12:22:51 +0000 2021

oh god, i was gonna gag that mms is just e-mail but smaller but i didnt expect it to be the actual literal truth. wild shit

 Mon Apr 05 15:36:31 +0000 2021

if the state is "closed" or "can't open", and the aux state is "corrupt data"

 Mon Apr 05 18:38:22 +0000 2021

getting a tinder account and cat-fishing redhat employees so they review my systemd PRs

 Tue Apr 06 13:30:23 +0000 2021

please ill do anything (okay, most things (okay, some things)), my pr has been stuck in lennart-reviewed-the-C-bits-and-someone-needs-to-review-the-shell-bits hell for 22 days now and i kinda wanted it to still maybe land in bullseye in some form but that's not gonna happen :v

 Tue Apr 06 13:35:14 +0000 2021

THAT IS RIGHT I DID IT GODDAMMIT YES NUBMER FIVE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

 Tue Apr 06 14:58:11 +0000 2021

i think this is the first ever resume-from-zvol, hehe https://paste.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/be724dc43c1178c58169b48871ecc3ed1570d291

 Tue Apr 06 15:14:28 +0000 2021

the fix for resumption is so sophisticated, not even a wise-man could understand it (it's just a long sleep after swap_writer_finish() commits the last bio, so the txg with the header gets flushed before committing S4)

 Tue Apr 06 15:30:58 +0000 2021

uhoh, i checked private instead of public because visibilities were in reverse order; should be good now?

 Tue Apr 06 15:37:21 +0000 2021

i was Not In The Mood™ for eye-parsing the resume swap header so i reimported R/W to resume, so of course it got corrupted, but just the swap dataset, and only the header, so

 Tue Apr 06 16:07:50 +0000 2021

fun fact: you can resume off zram (but not loops), apparently, which means that

zpool import -No readonly=on
zfs get -Hpo value [swap dset] > /sys/block/zram0/disksize
dd if=/dev/zvol/[swap dset] of=/dev/zram0
cp /sys/block/zram0/dev /sys/power/resume

just works, no corruption

 Tue Apr 06 17:43:07 +0000 2021

(uhoh, that shoulda bin "-Hpo value volsize [swap dset]")

 Tue Apr 06 17:44:10 +0000 2021

and immediately banned by Twitch for [redacted] because "zpool import -aN -o readonly" is valid and just means "zpool import -aN" :ж

 Tue Apr 06 17:51:56 +0000 2021

here's a kernel, initrd, and instructions if you wanna replicate my results and have a spare ZFS-on-root image https://lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0007-resume-from-zvol

 Tue Apr 06 18:31:51 +0000 2021

🅱️ruh

 Wed Apr 07 15:54:06 +0000 2021

https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/zfs/commit/f9016b62ad614137730c6c9aa59b9f2c560bd1f3 :)

 Wed Apr 07 16:42:07 +0000 2021

if i encountered code like this i would simply CC accounting

 Thu Apr 08 14:50:23 +0000 2021

fun fact: five golden american dollars and two months' shipping is all you need to become an enterprise in the eyes of the Dell corporation

 Thu Apr 08 16:12:34 +0000 2021

No Push

 Thu Apr 08 16:13:51 +0000 2021

im told that the SD card slot is for config and log transport, which means that it won't even let me run code on the third separate computer in my computer, cringe

 Thu Apr 08 16:56:50 +0000 2021

if mister Dell, who I assume still green-lights all products, wasn't a coward, he'd let me run my Java applets on the fucked-up computer plugged directly into the BMC

 Thu Apr 08 17:01:12 +0000 2021

normalise ending commit explanations with ", but, y'know"

 Thu Apr 08 21:36:00 +0000 2021

😳

 Thu Apr 08 22:18:30 +0000 2021

it wouldn't be a Wednesday if (a) this function didn't leak a FILE* and (b) one caller of it didn't exhibit a vestigial tail that can be traced back to 1999 Solaris' getextmntent(3C)

 Thu Apr 08 23:27:47 +0000 2021

one day i will pay for writing PRs like this. today is not that day

 Fri Apr 09 13:38:32 +0000 2021

i spoke too soon, i have to generate abigail ABIs and they hardcode full paths to headers for some insane reason so im on my twentieth run-around through a multi-minute autogen/configure/make storeabi/sed on buster+clang in hopes of pleasing the fedora+gcc CI, aaA

 Fri Apr 09 14:22:01 +0000 2021

he's ill, please send him your most mischievous energies

 Fri Apr 09 15:56:16 +0000 2021

if i were free(3) i would simply quietly accept and ignore strings from .rodata

 Fri Apr 09 16:19:55 +0000 2021

bruh what the fuck is a GPL-only symbol, just resolve the damn name

 Fri Apr 09 19:33:49 +0000 2021

linux sends notifications on power state transitions, including hibernation, but subscribing to them will land you in an american court, normal day

 Fri Apr 09 19:42:00 +0000 2021

oh apparently its "it's GPL or it's proprietary". normal licensing stance

 Fri Apr 09 19:48:51 +0000 2021

im going to alt-f4 the fsf

 Fri Apr 09 19:48:56 +0000 2021

the CDDL is a free, also known as "Proprietary", licence

 Fri Apr 09 19:57:44 +0000 2021

the gcc multilib triple is x86_64-redhat-linux for some insane reason, i couldn't break the fedora system more if i tried

 Fri Apr 09 20:01:37 +0000 2021

sid kernel updated to 5.10.26, exactly three net subsystem changes, but nothing's going out of my bond for some reason (but there's DHCP broadcasts going /in/), great way to be spending 5am

 Sat Apr 10 03:12:17 +0000 2021

apparently someone has already hit this (no kidding!) – https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=986619 – but those one and a half hours are still wasted, because you can't search debbugs when your router has decided that bond devices don't exist actually

 Sat Apr 10 03:41:03 +0000 2021

reported by a bot, posted by human who clearly trusts that bot and doesn't understand the code at hand, applied by bot, released, hell only raised two days later, reverted another two. how

 Sat Apr 10 11:29:49 +0000 2021

bruh what's the actual point of spending multiple hour-long passes testing the tiniest tweak patches when you can you can just post what-ever bullshit to netdev and it'll get applied automatically and likely hit distributions anyway

 Sat Apr 10 11:34:02 +0000 2021

lol /proc/sys/kernel/spl/hostid was broken since linux 5.7-rc1 (exactly a year ago) and nobody appears to have noticed before me, yesterday

 Sun Apr 11 00:31:56 +0000 2021

super sucker cum jetting machine

 Sun Apr 11 01:49:50 +0000 2021

any1 have some respect for the silence which serves as the foundation of creativity? i'm fresh out

 Sun Apr 11 22:09:41 +0000 2021

kinda fucked up how dup2(f, f) doesn't clear cloexec on f tbh, i should start a moral panic about this

 Mon Apr 12 10:13:49 +0000 2021

if i were an ABI generator and/or conformance checker i would simply not store the full path to the source and system headers in an XML file with sequentially-numbered attributes, thereby generating a diffstat smaller than -5k +5k for a field removal in an opaque struct

 Tue Apr 13 10:54:58 +0000 2021

🅱️ruh

 Tue Apr 13 15:35:29 +0000 2021

oh, fixed in 2.0.0 apparently

 Tue Apr 13 16:14:05 +0000 2021

according to these posts, getting split-/etc and/or split-/usr hierarchies on dracut took only like six hours, which is time definitely well-spent https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/11898

 Tue Apr 13 21:55:45 +0000 2021

pacman was the introduction to vore many of us needed but didn't understand

 Wed Apr 14 00:22:38 +0000 2021

kernel taint 😩

 Wed Apr 14 15:27:19 +0000 2021

allow me to rephrase: kernel taint 🥺

 Wed Apr 14 15:48:50 +0000 2021

we've done a.out, we're doing ELF, it's time to look to the future

buy my albums RIGHT NOW to support my endeavours to make a PE-based Debian

 Wed Apr 14 23:02:02 +0000 2021

if i were a C compiler i would simply provide a atomic compare-and-swap intrinsic that isn't absolutely fucking useless

 Thu Apr 15 11:37:26 +0000 2021

i have a "so I'm skipping the dishes, but I'm taking the garbage out twice a day" gag for this in my head but cannot verbalise it

 Thu Apr 15 12:04:54 +0000 2021

multiprocessing was a mistake, we shoulda stuck to one context per physical memory region

 Thu Apr 15 12:08:18 +0000 2021

actually im fucking stupid, the intrinsic's fine, but this description is criminal

 Thu Apr 15 12:35:50 +0000 2021

a kingdom for a /shred/ of pseudocode, like for __atomic_xxx_fetch and friends, so it'd take less than a half-hour to find that old *ptr lands in *exp

 Thu Apr 15 12:36:48 +0000 2021

github dont reset the draft PR body after submitting because it was "too long" challenge, fuck sake

 Thu Apr 15 13:35:33 +0000 2021

f to pthread-mutex-based atomics, hopefully https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/11904

 Thu Apr 15 13:46:48 +0000 2021

bruh autoconf just fucking SIGABRTed the QEMU it was in, the hell

 Thu Apr 15 14:48:29 +0000 2021

granted, s390x qemu isn't.. great, historically, but come on

 Thu Apr 15 14:50:06 +0000 2021

works on sid qemu, as it so often does, but linux panics on boot after upgrading to current buster, so

 Thu Apr 15 15:39:14 +0000 2021

calling mister m, who i assume owns the bank, to sell me a mortgage so i can buy a single long compute

 Thu Apr 15 23:52:35 +0000 2021

each day i read a new file in the openzfs distribution and each day i am absolutely smashed by the contents

 Fri Apr 16 21:17:12 +0000 2021

one day the thumbnail will make sense and highlight the point of the post probably! but not today

 Fri Apr 16 21:18:19 +0000 2021

sod becoming the joker, me n the girls are becoming the antichrist

 Sat Apr 17 09:55:39 +0000 2021

anno domini 2020 and still no fopenat(3) :(

 Sat Apr 17 16:40:36 +0000 2021

why the fuck does posix require seekable files to be rewound at exit :(

 Sun Apr 18 00:40:50 +0000 2021

only took 14 hours of staring at the screen, but here's zfs-mount-generator that takes 0.017s instead of 0.674s

 Sun Apr 18 01:26:19 +0000 2021

a shocking improvement even on a Core 2 Duo, which, in fact, has fewer CPUs than this

 Sun Apr 18 01:30:52 +0000 2021

inane clown pussy

 Sun Apr 18 01:51:26 +0000 2021

f to a real one

 Mon Apr 19 08:30:37 +0000 2021

as of this PR, I have removed roughly 1500 lines more code than I've added, heh

 Mon Apr 19 09:13:20 +0000 2021

uhoh, fucked moment, left eye noticeably out of focus today

 Mon Apr 19 13:37:50 +0000 2021

https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/11917

 Mon Apr 19 20:01:49 +0000 2021

collectible cum games

 Mon Apr 19 22:12:59 +0000 2021

are mtg cards like nfts or summat, because jesus piss

 Mon Apr 19 22:17:40 +0000 2021

searched "power9" on ebay, as you do, first result is a Rare One Copy Proper Name Magic The Gathering Card, it's a literal card, you wouldn't buy it for the art, apparently you cant even play it in most games, current bid 2900$, what da hell

 Mon Apr 19 22:20:52 +0000 2021

yeah bro just drop tens of thousands of dollars to own a set of 9 jpegs and rotate them on a table its for a tournament bro

 Mon Apr 19 22:23:52 +0000 2021

hello, how are you, please help me, i am under the splotchy

 Tue Apr 20 08:43:31 +0000 2021

absolutely fucked how itanium died this year

 Tue Apr 20 18:26:23 +0000 2021

yeah, and going by debian-ia64@ it was also Very Not Good as of recent, but its still a cool Fucked Up Architecture and i kinda wanted one for that reason alone tbh

 Tue Apr 20 18:58:59 +0000 2021

1 x 1.6GHz Intel Itanium single core processor!
3 x 2GB Memory Kits (6GB total)!
1 x 300GB Ultra320 SCSI 10k rpm Disk Drive!
what a beastly config

 Tue Apr 20 19:38:19 +0000 2021

i should not be allowed near financial instruments, because holy jesus piss

 Tue Apr 20 19:41:19 +0000 2021

sucks so so bad that low-end itanium isn't usable even as a gag

 Tue Apr 20 19:57:16 +0000 2021

(yes i am also an incessant core 2 duo enjoyer, but an entire business desktop perfectly suitable for gigabit routing (so long as you crank the optimiser on rp-pppoe on x32) can be had for twenty five dollars, not twenty five hundred)

 Tue Apr 20 20:01:56 +0000 2021

wish lamarckism was real and i could learn species traits from my cats

 Wed Apr 21 09:56:44 +0000 2021

ability to set github prs to author+collaborators+atted people when

 Thu Apr 22 07:47:54 +0000 2021

i was gonna go on but it's the SAME FUCKING DIPSHIT AGAIN

 Thu Apr 22 08:00:00 +0000 2021

tell me you can't fucking read without telling me you can't read

 Thu Apr 22 08:01:27 +0000 2021

notably, this fucker has opened /no/ issues, posted /no/ PRs, opened *one* "discussion" that consists of more moronic FUD about a consistency PR and ends with "no one reads the documentation." when calmly explained to by @marcinskarbek

bro. bro just shut the fuck up

 Thu Apr 22 08:05:44 +0000 2021

this user has comments on 67 issues/prs, and every single one so far they got either dunked on out-right or ignored because the comments made no sense or were confusing to the reporter. why continue.

 Thu Apr 22 08:11:41 +0000 2021

about to have a CoC Bad Moment because i can't go in on the guy but he seems to ignore the CoC to be annoying just fine

 Thu Apr 22 08:13:50 +0000 2021

ah, no, i fucked the search, three issues, and they speak for themselves (the virtue signalling one is about removing "slave" and "blacklist")

 Thu Apr 22 08:24:17 +0000 2021

they all are :)

 Thu Apr 22 08:29:57 +0000 2021

bruh what does this /mean/

 Thu Apr 22 09:49:25 +0000 2021

"this URL can be loaded by a browser, therefore [????????], therefore there's a vulnerability somewhere?" i dont understand

 Thu Apr 22 09:51:15 +0000 2021

am i stealing bank passwords now??

 Thu Apr 22 09:51:27 +0000 2021

hey @Zekv4n mind explaining why you're scare-spamming random iframeable sites with requests of money for bogus non-existent "vulnerabilities"?

 Thu Apr 22 10:07:30 +0000 2021

oh, I know, but if the guy looked at the site for three seconds instead of spamming everything he scraped he'd maybe realise that it's bullshit for this site (and likely 99% of others that got this)

 Thu Apr 22 10:18:00 +0000 2021

i usually try not to be too scathing, but I also don't usually end my mails with
> I hope to receive reward for the responsible disclosure of the vulnerability
>
> waiting for your response
>
>
> Best Regards
> White HaT

 Thu Apr 22 10:30:56 +0000 2021

cant believe it took me this long to write to a CoC board (hehe), but here we are

 Thu Apr 22 12:18:02 +0000 2021

a cat is just a small mysterious guy who loves food and long walks

 Thu Apr 22 21:43:42 +0000 2021

final timing works out to 52x faster in physical time and 19x faster in CPU time on a realistic, if large, test dataset (1.195s -> 0.023s and 1.2189 CPU·s -> 0.06394 CPU·s)

 Fri Apr 23 12:48:36 +0000 2021

a fully-populated 8-blade enclosure for only 700 euros!

it's full-rack 10U, and 195 kilograms

it also has six(!) 2k4W PSUs, for a theoretical peak of 14k4W.
the contract for my /entire house/ is 12kW

 Fri Apr 23 18:38:10 +0000 2021

i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will

 Fri Apr 23 18:38:52 +0000 2021

published 2002

 Sat Apr 24 00:23:26 +0000 2021

published 2001, and by god someone /sure/ was

 Sat Apr 24 00:48:17 +0000 2021

suing DHL for having a fucking MINUTE-LONG unskippable spiel about "fraudulent messages illegally using the DHL brand" followed by two short option listings that don't work half the time

 Sat Apr 24 09:44:58 +0000 2021

im not even calling goddamn customer support, this is CUSTOMS

 Sat Apr 24 09:45:34 +0000 2021

i would have avoided calling them but they're apparently too fucking stupid to reply to an e-mail and have sent the reply to my customs form to an "- " address.

 Sat Apr 24 09:46:49 +0000 2021

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AFTER SIX FUCKING CALLS TO GET TO THE RIGHT LEAF THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT "DHL CUSTOMS IS ONLY OPEN 8-16 MONDAY-FRIDAY". COULDN'T YOU HAVE PUT THAT IN THE FUCKING SMS YOU FUCKWITS

 Sat Apr 24 09:50:40 +0000 2021

why happen :(

 Sat Apr 24 16:40:03 +0000 2021

(as seen in https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1287024745272291333)

 Sat Apr 24 16:41:30 +0000 2021

logging off, got epically owned!

 Sat Apr 24 19:48:04 +0000 2021

:/

 Sun Apr 25 19:08:33 +0000 2021

not great

 Sun Apr 25 19:33:06 +0000 2021

it's not Browsers, it's just chromium: https://github.com/thecoshman/http/issues/132#issuecomment-826390403

 Sun Apr 25 21:11:11 +0000 2021

no way to disable writes by maintainers by default. shocker!!

 Sun Apr 25 22:30:42 +0000 2021

alternatively "stop writing over my HEAD and comments challenge 2021"

 Sun Apr 25 22:33:59 +0000 2021

bonus points for rewriting my comments(!?) in a way that indicates a complete lack of understanding of the material

 Sun Apr 25 22:44:19 +0000 2021

another day, another guy who clearly doesn't understand that type-setting is not an art of shitting as many words as possible onto each line

 Sun Apr 25 23:59:43 +0000 2021

bro what the fuck is a "stackless coroutine", just say you store your locals in statics, its fine

 Mon Apr 26 18:43:29 +0000 2021

apparently this just means they dont have a call stack, so wrapping them in {auto ret = stackless(); coro_exit(ret);} sounds like a functional stackfulness exercise to me, but what do i know

 Mon Apr 26 19:48:43 +0000 2021

🥺

 Tue Apr 27 22:24:45 +0000 2021

touch grass? more like touch ass,

 Tue Apr 27 23:11:48 +0000 2021

ah, itanium

 Wed Apr 28 00:55:05 +0000 2021

imagine a world where you could do L2ARC on LTO-6. idyllic

 Wed Apr 28 01:24:25 +0000 2021

i swear i was going somewhere with this

 Wed Apr 28 12:03:18 +0000 2021

switches are just ASIC Ethernet miners

 Wed Apr 28 12:04:40 +0000 2021

men will literally write two separate paragraphs and a broken PR with an essay in it then say they're "looking into a different fix" instead of just testing your PR in five minutes all told

 Wed Apr 28 22:43:09 +0000 2021

i guess what this comes down to is that men don't have respect for the silence which serves as the foundation of creativity and it shows

 Wed Apr 28 23:19:04 +0000 2021

every time i call DHL i manage to exchange one (1) mail. ive exchanged 4 mails to date and will be exchanging another one soon. we really do live in a future

 Thu Apr 29 23:40:16 +0000 2021

fun fact: there's no way to make eBay indicate that "$" is USD on the order page, unless you change language to non-english

 Thu Apr 29 23:44:58 +0000 2021

sometimes a family is just a barista from LA and a devil who robs gods

 Fri Apr 30 17:46:27 +0000 2021

okay so i did just read kill six billion daemons in one sitting (well, got up to make tea before the last book); wish i had something profound to say, but it's apparently the dead of night now and meisterstücke require no comments

 Fri Apr 30 20:45:23 +0000 2021

considering becoming even more annoying and vocabstituting "core" for "memory" to sound like an old UNIX manual

 Fri Apr 30 21:01:03 +0000 2021