Your twitter archive

"so i tried this patch on my Lenovo NUMBER, same VID, slightly different PID, and it works pretty well, except,". no. monke time.

 Mon Mar 01 01:58:31 +0000 2021

i'm (a) pissed but (b) it just hit me I'm 20. too old. i hate it here

 Mon Mar 01 02:00:34 +0000 2021

i think i'm quite alright for "stuff to have done", dunno, maybe just update the zoot post for the bullseye release cycle, but beside that, when do i progress to catte? i think i'm ready to ascend to the plane of existence where i can fold in half and go to sleep for once

 Mon Mar 01 02:13:13 +0000 2021

saw the Big marketing and 8-core boasting and could only think of https://expanscape.com/teenyserv/the-teenyserv-prototypes/

 Mon Mar 01 03:52:53 +0000 2021

"myheritage" this! ancestr[pun] that! who cares. they all look like you premiere morph cut between three unrelated photos

 Mon Mar 01 04:13:52 +0000 2021

what could windows mean by this

 Mon Mar 01 17:14:24 +0000 2021

succumbing to c++ brainworm once more and reading `"` as "ref-quot."

 Mon Mar 01 23:50:37 +0000 2021

oh, dope! did you have a snapshot at that point, or is that the 4th out of 5 seconds in the commit timer?

 Tue Mar 02 09:36:27 +0000 2021

i feel like I'm stuck in a loop

not in a profound way, just e2fsck just keeps telling me "Superblock has invalid MMP magic. Fix<y>?", i say yes, spin it again, and it asks me "Superblock has invalid MMP magic. Fix<y>?", i say yes, spin it again, and it asks me "Superblock has

 Tue Mar 02 17:19:49 +0000 2021

save me

 Tue Mar 02 17:23:29 +0000 2021

also happens with sid e2fsprogs, except the resize2fs to corrupt it took the better part of an hour there. very cool

 Tue Mar 02 20:15:14 +0000 2021

"your computer isn't a fast PDP-11"
okay but what if it was
how do i make my computer a fast PDP-11

 Tue Mar 02 20:43:04 +0000 2021

there are two processor architectures:
* itanium
* PDP-11
* mill
i will not be taking questions at this time

 Tue Mar 02 20:43:58 +0000 2021

"locking is hard!"
"what if some other kernel thread modifies this?"
ok so just only allow one process to enter the kernel at the same time?? not difficult....

 Tue Mar 02 20:51:59 +0000 2021

judging boots not by how they look, but by how tasty i think they'd be to chew on

 Tue Mar 02 23:53:14 +0000 2021

the more i write the bugreport the less i am able to trigger this what the fuck is happening aaaA

 Wed Mar 03 02:48:58 +0000 2021

so true! thanks, us patriot tactical dot com :)

 Wed Mar 03 02:53:43 +0000 2021

the Only Other Rust-On-X32 Enjoyer commented on my PR with minute fixes that unfucked mrustc for them.

it's time to deploy the unparallelable LLVM build machine once more

 Wed Mar 03 13:37:07 +0000 2021

hot tip: just let it finish™ instead of spiralling

or, a wednesday

 Wed Mar 03 18:17:45 +0000 2021

oh its actually wednesday today, unfortunate

 Wed Mar 03 18:18:11 +0000 2021

yeah i'm on the LEWG (Le Epic Working Group); what of it?

 Wed Mar 03 20:23:10 +0000 2021

don't get the point of 3d printers, like, just use an axe? maybe a drill?

 Wed Mar 03 22:34:27 +0000 2021

just saw a "TIL about the viability of stainless steel 3D printing: [product link]" post and instantly aged beyond time itself

 Wed Mar 03 22:39:57 +0000 2021

[pointing at old russian man in unrecognisably filthy ммк uniform pouring a hundred-ton vat of steel]: 3d printer

 Wed Mar 03 22:44:38 +0000 2021

and that it retains alignment for long periods of time across multiple meters despite having been laid directly on the grass with separate concrete poured under each machine instead uhh of going to shit instantly across a square-foot bed

 Wed Mar 03 23:25:16 +0000 2021

so vaguely like MULTICS, or?

 Wed Mar 03 23:29:06 +0000 2021

every day some nerd independently invents MULTICS again by accident and that's proof enough to me that UNIX's time has come to a close at last

 Wed Mar 03 23:38:16 +0000 2021

https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=984472

 Thu Mar 04 07:56:03 +0000 2021

new GCC error dropped 👀

 Thu Mar 04 22:15:03 +0000 2021

overpressurised the memory and killed the task switcher on my phone again lol

 Fri Mar 05 08:58:12 +0000 2021

peak performance

 Fri Mar 05 09:00:54 +0000 2021

well, it segfaults, as expected, but it actually builds 1.29.0 now, so

 Fri Mar 05 09:48:44 +0000 2021

UNIX systems /weren't/ supposed to move. NO real application found for going further than your KITCHEN.

 Fri Mar 05 10:20:57 +0000 2021

 Fri Mar 05 14:30:10 +0000 2021

oh god oh fuck they're coming for me

 Fri Mar 05 20:26:34 +0000 2021

praise be @rmartinhof for the inspiration

 Fri Mar 05 20:33:34 +0000 2021

if i were tasked with writing for the java platform i would simply construe programs for a lowest-end sun microsystems terminal as if it were 1996

 Fri Mar 05 21:12:52 +0000 2021

ive actually found the two true genders, but you wont like them

 Fri Mar 05 21:23:31 +0000 2021

its whether you write "mail" or a variant of "e-mail"

 Fri Mar 05 21:23:37 +0000 2021

wait this might just be the shitlord discriminant. piss.

 Fri Mar 05 21:25:33 +0000 2021

anyway, if you write "mail"

hi :)

 Fri Mar 05 21:25:56 +0000 2021

guy who takes apart his phone to upgrade to an SSD

 Sat Mar 06 08:39:16 +0000 2021

is there, like, a sensible way to virtualise a vaguely-recent macintosh system, or do i need a physical porterbox for thousands of dollars?

 Sat Mar 06 09:19:22 +0000 2021

yaessss, thanks

 Sat Mar 06 10:53:10 +0000 2021

addendum: whether you "read" or "check" e-mail

 Sat Mar 06 17:02:05 +0000 2021

grading one's involvement within any culture on the user/dipshit/shitlord incline

 Sat Mar 06 18:16:57 +0000 2021

BSD4.4 on Mach, at last.

now for the Files

 Sat Mar 06 22:07:39 +0000 2021

the what now

 Sat Mar 06 22:18:20 +0000 2021

outstanding

 Sat Mar 06 22:25:42 +0000 2021

i was expecting as much, but it took like five minutes all told, surprisingly

 Sat Mar 06 22:30:56 +0000 2021

on one hand, I'm astounded that sound works over macos -> qemu -> pulseaudio -> ethernet -> cursed pulseaudio build on my windows desktop -> my very ears, but holy fuck why is this godforsaken system making so much noise

 Sat Mar 06 22:51:53 +0000 2021

it definitely was the entire Xcode package, but it's on virtio to a zvol all 23 allocated gigabytes of fit in the ARC so far, so that saved me i think

 Sat Mar 06 23:16:52 +0000 2021

help i pressed the green button now the terminal is fullscreen and i cant kill it it just says [Process completed] when i kill its foreground process what the fuck

 Sat Mar 06 23:27:15 +0000 2021

what in the ever-loving hell is an effective PID

 Sat Mar 06 23:43:52 +0000 2021

why the FUCK does darwin DEFINE SOCK_SEQPACKET BUT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SUPPORT IT

 Sun Mar 07 00:20:30 +0000 2021

hehe

 Sun Mar 07 00:32:59 +0000 2021

now with a Macintosh port! https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/febug/commit/b1060673a1015cff998484847dfb8c64c09d82a6

 Sun Mar 07 02:38:20 +0000 2021

that was a lot of trouble for the sole purpose of being able to say https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1368390529675890688

 Sun Mar 07 02:40:00 +0000 2021

oh, this gobshite. fun fact: HP rp5700s' only wider-than-1x PCIe slot is DRMed to only boot with HP's "ADD2 SDVO" cards in it, and will refuse to, with a memory error, if you plug a NIC in it (or just not enumerate on hotplug). taping over the SMBus pins on the card subverts this

 Sun Mar 07 11:46:01 +0000 2021

never expected "putting a NIC into a computer that shipped with FreeDOS" to be able to take a forum post, two weeks, and three other computers, but somehow it had!

 Sun Mar 07 11:53:45 +0000 2021

a forum? so, like, debbugs but worse, right?

 Sun Mar 07 19:20:08 +0000 2021

i was still having difficulties understanding, so i made this to help :)

 Sun Mar 07 19:46:05 +0000 2021

RT @nabijaczleweli: @The6P4C i was still having difficulties understanding, so i made this to help :)

 Sun Mar 07 19:46:41 +0000 2021

my friends are sending me death threats over this post. what a good'un https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1368649171650174977

 Sun Mar 07 19:59:08 +0000 2021

this is what i imagine people who tell me "you're young, live a little!" mean https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/issues/11707

 Mon Mar 08 15:36:28 +0000 2021

bitches be using shampoo and then wonder why their hair's bad. like, just use real poo?

 Mon Mar 08 20:13:36 +0000 2021

seeing a lot of confusion on the tl tonight. a cat is a simple baby-class entity: readily assist with simple tasks, like opening doors; if not sleeping, pet generously until bitten; feed a variety of shapes; praise verbosely for all crime and murders committed. super simple stuff

 Tue Mar 09 01:47:33 +0000 2021

as an addendum, if a cat (any domesticated animal, really) bites or scratches you, you had it coming, and should consider not doing what-ever you were doing. this, quite literally, works on anything with nerves, but apparently full-grown fucking adults cannot comprehend it

 Tue Mar 09 01:58:40 +0000 2021

just realised systemd contains an entire C++ implementation.. poetterung again!

 Tue Mar 09 09:34:09 +0000 2021

considered porting over rm's "override owner/group rw-r--r--?" prompt from the Macintosh, but then realised that coreutils is a GNU Project and I'd need to send feet to Stallman for them to dare look, so I won't be doing that

 Tue Mar 09 12:16:59 +0000 2021

a shame, since that's actually a good prompt, as opposed to "remove write-protected regular file?"

 Tue Mar 09 12:18:23 +0000 2021

is it 3 am? yes. have I moved in the past 7 hours? no. have I tested most of this? also no. but here's keylocation=exec:// support (hopefully, if my model makes sense lol) https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/compare/master...nabijaczleweli:ee8e195e1b0887ff43029625e10fdd6915ba4f85

 Wed Mar 10 02:19:22 +0000 2021

very easy to tell that reading N4140 in middle school left me with permanent brain damage, since the obvious way to do key providers was to define them as behaving as-if they were an abstract machine with two key slots and five operations

 Wed Mar 10 13:26:00 +0000 2021

i was gonna write tests but i guess i won't

 Wed Mar 10 17:29:37 +0000 2021

what is ibm hiding in aix. why does it have its own special sonaming that can be combined with svr4's. what is runtime linking and why cant i have it.........

 Wed Mar 10 19:11:33 +0000 2021

i am always on the look-out for another funny little unix

 Wed Mar 10 19:32:18 +0000 2021

going (back) to university so i can get sponsored by the state to do research on Revolutionary OS Concepts such as Doing Away With The File Descriptor

 Wed Mar 10 23:00:58 +0000 2021

requires sending feet pics to stallman vs actively keeps telling you you're a fucking stupid idiot moron in all documentation? tough choice

 Wed Mar 10 23:13:06 +0000 2021

and to think that, if i had only played my cards slightly better a few years ago, i could possibly sue and eliminate the FSF racket over child labour

 Wed Mar 10 23:19:51 +0000 2021

or probably not. but i would like to think that.

 Wed Mar 10 23:20:05 +0000 2021

first pick a foot, then pick a patch, you know what they say

 Thu Mar 11 01:22:09 +0000 2021

it happened again :/

granted, 96 lines of the docs are an example, but still

 Thu Mar 11 19:06:09 +0000 2021

https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/11731

 Thu Mar 11 20:17:32 +0000 2021

 Fri Mar 12 00:41:40 +0000 2021

thank you amd, very cool?

 Fri Mar 12 14:51:51 +0000 2021

upgrading to Optional driver, just to feel something again

 Fri Mar 12 15:03:59 +0000 2021

ive been trying to get this goddamn windows to legacyboot for several hours by now and i swear to god i'm about to stick fucking grub in there

 Fri Mar 12 18:32:14 +0000 2021

heres a thinker: don t mount c: on yuor host

 Fri Mar 12 19:23:02 +0000 2021

the few times I'd had to use lilo, it, uh, Hasn't Gone Well, for me or the computer. but I wasn't around for its prime-time (or, indeed, any time)

 Fri Mar 12 19:57:49 +0000 2021

can't wear out the EFI NVRAM if it's not actually NV lol

 Fri Mar 12 23:42:03 +0000 2021

marketers stop sending mail from gmail so i can harass their employers about farming data on union residents off github challenge!

 Sat Mar 13 13:05:55 +0000 2021

we need to bring illumian back :/

 Sat Mar 13 17:20:38 +0000 2021

here's a thought: maybe it failed because the only mention of it is the openzfs topicbox instance and in the nexenta os wikipedia page, and there doesn't seem to be a list on lists.d.o or alioth?

 Sat Mar 13 17:22:46 +0000 2021

is she, y'know, a friend of illumian?

 Sun Mar 14 00:53:04 +0000 2021

oh ok so you're utterly deranged? hii.. :)

 Sun Mar 14 02:11:48 +0000 2021

y'know what? fuck you. *leashes your quad-flat*

 Sun Mar 14 03:05:47 +0000 2021

purely because i think it'd be cute, so for me

 Sun Mar 14 13:23:20 +0000 2021

i will bring back libc writers from their graves if that's what it takes to make a funny little system distribution

 Sun Mar 14 14:10:03 +0000 2021

very cool and good @OmniOSce installer!

 Sun Mar 14 17:25:27 +0000 2021

a cool 3.9 loadavg doing literally nothing. lovely

 Sun Mar 14 17:41:58 +0000 2021

and SmartOS' installer doesn't properly understand DHCP, in that it first asks you for "IP address or dhcp", then for the gateway, and if you just Enter through the gateway it just breaks lol

 Sun Mar 14 18:09:06 +0000 2021

https://github.com/omniosorg/omnios-build/issues/2252 :v

 Sun Mar 14 18:23:36 +0000 2021

unfortunately its also terminally broken, somehow more so than 2006-era d-i, so

(and yes i did install woody (2002 debian-floppies, but no internet in the installer) and etch just to verify this)

 Sun Mar 14 19:25:20 +0000 2021

i mean, the base system didn't come with top(?!) but if htop can't see a single process above 8% CPU but it's 3.9 load (which is correct, qemu process on the host taking 410%) then that's less "dig them out" and more "condemn the whole damn thing and salt what-ever remains"

 Sun Mar 14 20:00:58 +0000 2021

ive gotten fa^Wmail about my Thought-Through Poasts two or three times now, and the User-Agent is always some cursed bullshit like Gnus lol

 Sun Mar 14 22:01:16 +0000 2021

this is not disparagement (i mean, how could i possibly, as a known NeoMutt dog-fooder (hehe)), but it's just horribly on-brand in a way i didn't anticipate

 Sun Mar 14 22:03:57 +0000 2021

"imperialism is bad! imperialism is bad!" i scream as i pay tax to the american empire

 Sun Mar 14 23:46:50 +0000 2021

governments = bad. not for profound reasons but because they wont let me have a Denel NTW 20

 Mon Mar 15 04:48:06 +0000 2021

slapping my phone on my thigh, call that a dslam

 Mon Mar 15 11:19:59 +0000 2021

cool. love when an off-hand comment about odd systems in my spec is the only way to make a system bootable now apparently, because that's a cool regression to have https://github.com/systemd/systemd/pull/19006

 Mon Mar 15 12:29:16 +0000 2021

sometimes a family is two human women and an untrained erchin..

 Mon Mar 15 17:20:21 +0000 2021

@zuza_real is this real?!??!?!??! 10% off?????????? what a steal!!

 Mon Mar 15 18:36:26 +0000 2021

no okay i take it back i was just subjected to the GNU quoting style again

 Mon Mar 15 20:21:57 +0000 2021

I do plan on doing another validation/wording pass over this when bullseye stabilises, but The Poast was updated to reflect user reports mainly regarding bullseye as of last week's netinst – https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/nabijaczleweli.github.io/commit/bf618ef16b88074a6c181c1390bf8af983b0bf4f https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1371219907178807297

 Mon Mar 15 23:12:00 +0000 2021

hm, just read the diff back and it's a lot shorter than it felt when i was writing it. is that good?

 Mon Mar 15 23:15:56 +0000 2021

this you, @The6P4C?

 Tue Mar 16 10:00:10 +0000 2021

iso-certified gf 🥺

 Tue Mar 16 10:05:58 +0000 2021

my stupid gay ass clicked the link expecting some article about harassing ISO and/or McMaster but i just got massively owned instead :/

 Tue Mar 16 10:17:49 +0000 2021

if I'm on "the Polish WG21 NB" does this mean im an "ISO-certified GF"..?

 Tue Mar 16 10:36:12 +0000 2021

so you're telling me they twisted mersenne for this entropy?

 Tue Mar 16 10:43:22 +0000 2021

wait so you're telling me this cylinder has a doctorate??

 Tue Mar 16 21:10:09 +0000 2021

very homophobic that hp-ux will only run on pa-risc and itanium and there isnt an itanium qemu backend

 Tue Mar 16 22:05:17 +0000 2021

me and who?

 Wed Mar 17 09:54:25 +0000 2021

who-ever has neither the metal plate detailing nor decorative toe cap, i'd think; seems fair?

 Wed Mar 17 13:57:52 +0000 2021

lithium and machine-gun enjoyers worry about the exact opposite kind of problem (battery vs out-of-battery fire)

 Wed Mar 17 19:43:02 +0000 2021

oddly, only one can be mitigated via munitions box

 Wed Mar 17 19:49:53 +0000 2021

okay so drop the ICE contract then, easy

 Wed Mar 17 20:23:58 +0000 2021

techbros keep saying "oh no theres a global silicon shortage what will i do!!" but still have both hair and nails so how bad can it be really

 Thu Mar 18 12:15:31 +0000 2021

i have found the true two genders but they appear to be "womens" and "steel toe". not sure how to feel about this

 Thu Mar 18 18:23:28 +0000 2021

it is important with these matters to ensure source reputability, and this is according to "us patriot tactical com", who i hope is obvious to be the leading provider of anglo-saxon hegemony, and, hence, have a good grasp thereon

 Thu Mar 18 18:29:47 +0000 2021

considering forking tzpfms to make tzpfms-stexrocengpter, to improve discoverability

 Thu Mar 18 21:22:26 +0000 2021

you've heard of findom, now get ready for pkgdom, for when you're being dominated by a particularly vindictive distributor

 Fri Mar 19 11:54:51 +0000 2021

if my maintainer had an http://ubuntu.com address i would simply not report any more bugs to them

 Fri Mar 19 12:15:00 +0000 2021

yeah so enjoy your locally-installed python packages to get fucked when you upgrade from buster lol

 Fri Mar 19 16:55:53 +0000 2021

in a wild co-incidence, a friend of mine is taking commissions in this very category! https://twitter.com/poofeline/status/1373053509759827985

 Sat Mar 20 00:34:01 +0000 2021

why mine bitcoin when you could just build LLVM

 Sat Mar 20 14:16:52 +0000 2021

admittedly architecturally difficult to reasonably run a compiler on the GPU but maybe that just needs some cleptocurrency incentivisation and i could plop my 5700XT in a buildd

 Sat Mar 20 14:20:11 +0000 2021

damn, didn't think I'd ever see a g a m e r IDE cable

 Sat Mar 20 16:14:24 +0000 2021

who-ever at toshiba decided to put screws under the keyboard trim – i just wanna talk

 Sat Mar 20 18:49:43 +0000 2021

this is the case on this 1200-S121 and the U400, the R700 has done away with it; the X40 is just a solid hunk of cast magnesium

 Sat Mar 20 19:10:49 +0000 2021

this was probably roughly fine at launch, and the U400's is floppy for this very reason, but this is a thick piece of ABS(?)/PP(?) mould and it's twenty years old at this point, stuck together, and misaligned so it doesn't come apart well

 Sat Mar 20 19:15:58 +0000 2021

I've found one (1) service manual for this laptop (well, a forum post that linked to it) written around launch – http://www.irisvista.com/tech/laptops/Toshiba-Satellite-1200/take-apart-laptop-1.htm – it essentially says "just ram a long screwdriver in there and hope for the best lol", which

 Sat Mar 20 19:17:29 +0000 2021

FTR: this computer previously studied in https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1162407368992407552

 Sat Mar 20 19:53:19 +0000 2021

and mentioned in https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1292843443731873792

 Sat Mar 20 19:53:34 +0000 2021

a looped rubber strip, trapped in the plug and sized tightly to the PCB, for the sole purpose of having you pull the plug out evenly. wildest shit i've ever seen

 Sat Mar 20 19:56:03 +0000 2021

this is the cable and plug for the panel, and what the actual hell

 Sat Mar 20 20:10:15 +0000 2021

that dates that board at a single year and twenty two days younger than me. hm

 Sat Mar 20 20:19:17 +0000 2021

damn, five layers to this at the very least

 Sat Mar 20 22:49:32 +0000 2021

you've imaged this, right? somehow i feel like hashcat wouldn't have much of a problem with this (if the passwords are non-plain at all)

 Sun Mar 21 10:45:46 +0000 2021

well there's your problem (i think (maybe (hopefully (because i haven't a clue what else it could be))))

 Sun Mar 21 11:32:40 +0000 2021

i shot these yesterday and they didn't look quite as bad on my camera's screen, but i'm pretty sure i've gotten rid of all the bridges, even if i made a fool of myself in the process

 Sun Mar 21 12:58:44 +0000 2021

i think we should take itanium to its logical conclusion and have each instruction contain an op for each CPU. this should fix a lot of problems in a simple non-controversial way

 Sun Mar 21 13:04:47 +0000 2021

as ever, big thanks to @the6p4c for hacking the PDC002 firm wares!!

 Sun Mar 21 13:30:38 +0000 2021

ah, yes; exactly the plastic you want for a thickly-tabbed hunk that needs to bend like 40 degrees over no more than 15mm to unhook

i mean, it does the rest of the chassis very well, but come on

 Sun Mar 21 13:41:15 +0000 2021

i didn't break this much. I did do some, but this was serviced heavily when it fucked off for the first time, and tabs just come out if you shake it hard enough lol

 Sun Mar 21 13:43:31 +0000 2021

okay so it still shortly blinks the backlight at boot, no image to be had, except on the VGA; piss

 Sun Mar 21 13:49:36 +0000 2021

 Sun Mar 21 14:07:43 +0000 2021

is this "good codegen"

 Sun Mar 21 21:06:57 +0000 2021

these are the deep truths behind x86 that Intel wants to hide from you

 Sun Mar 21 21:43:27 +0000 2021

mail WASN'T supposed to go over the network; fifty years of UNIX and NO USE found for delivering further than LOCALHOST

 Mon Mar 22 09:09:51 +0000 2021

i let Windows update to 20H2 on my work laptop and now (a) the accent colour got reset to blue(??) and (b) qemu can no longer get HAX

 Mon Mar 22 10:30:26 +0000 2021

Cortana, what makes for a "good distribution"?

 Mon Mar 22 10:31:13 +0000 2021

okay so, hypothetically, what would happen if fire took the FSF offices – will users of the GNU system finally be free from the copyright assignment bull shit, considering there's no proof of any of it any-more?

 Mon Mar 22 17:30:19 +0000 2021

look, I ain't one for cosmic ordering, but all I'm saying is you just need someone with a steady hand to unwrite a cancerous wrong every once in a while

 Mon Mar 22 17:37:04 +0000 2021

i think the technical term for this is "🅱️ussy", innit?

 Mon Mar 22 20:57:47 +0000 2021

people always make fun of me for using old equipment – no more! i'm finally upgrading to something with SMP /and/ USB!

a JASCO J-1000 chromatic dichroism

 Wed Mar 24 10:37:23 +0000 2021

this is a Cool and Fun reminder to never let any one or any thing you wouldn't be happy and able to kill with your bare hands into your house ever

 Wed Mar 24 15:27:10 +0000 2021

we're temporarily storing my aunt's kid for [reasons unrelated]

guess what i was just told :)

 Wed Mar 24 15:38:59 +0000 2021

if you guessed "yeah so there's reason to suspect [name] might be positive; apparently [kid's brother] drug it in from preschool and" then yeah, that

what great fucking time to still be alive, lads!

 Wed Mar 24 15:41:55 +0000 2021

i hate it here

 Wed Mar 24 15:45:49 +0000 2021

this is classified by the NYT as an "opinion piece" and you must pay two hundred dollars to me, personally, to transfer ownership of it

 Wed Mar 24 19:27:20 +0000 2021

:з

 Wed Mar 24 19:34:54 +0000 2021

this is a splotchy cat enjoyment post! do not interact if you do not enjoy the splotchy cat!

 Thu Mar 25 13:01:03 +0000 2021

hehe

 Thu Mar 25 13:04:27 +0000 2021

brb losing my last shred of sanity

 Thu Mar 25 14:04:10 +0000 2021

Dark Souls Poggers! Carving

 Thu Mar 25 19:37:33 +0000 2021

am i missing something, or does neither model actually say the capacity on the label outright?

 Thu Mar 25 20:00:35 +0000 2021

the kid and all of its upstream vectors have tested negative. i am free

 Fri Mar 26 08:26:29 +0000 2021

what if the ZFS Event Daemon had drip?

 Fri Mar 26 20:35:52 +0000 2021

motherfucker bit me! can't blame him tho, hes based

 Fri Mar 26 23:24:23 +0000 2021

woah, girlfoe recruitment on main

 Sat Mar 27 10:08:25 +0000 2021

every day i wake up to some stupid, insane fucking post i have no memory of making; i can't take this shit any-more

anyway, here's what i think the ZED with drip would look like https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/compare/c0d1e56dbc36ff8c73f4702e3644f5d4c3480907%5E...nabijaczleweli:ring-the-alarum-bells

 Sat Mar 27 10:28:06 +0000 2021

character wakes up and reads back piles of questionable texts as an indicator of last night's debauchery but it's me and openzfs prs https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/pull/11807

 Sat Mar 27 10:40:48 +0000 2021

i found HP-UX 11i installation media in the internet archive but they're (a) entirely in Japanese and (b) PA-RISC. pain

 Sat Mar 27 12:00:44 +0000 2021

yeah, they're soft-sectored, so unless the medium's damaged you can likely use fdformat(8) (actual floppy drives) or ufiformat(8) (USB ones) to "low-level"- or "raw"-format them

 Sat Mar 27 16:36:57 +0000 2021

browser tabs are virtual memory send tweet

 Sat Mar 27 22:51:53 +0000 2021

im sorry i cant be her (the illumos phoenix)

 Sun Mar 28 02:18:44 +0000 2021

it's resistant to prying /out/ because the top tab is spot-welded to the cell at those four points. if you have a chisel or a stiff inclined edge like a bayonet or can opener you should be able to get it under either corner and rip upward, normal to the board

 Sun Mar 28 11:09:02 +0000 2021

(assuming the board-side contact is a loose spring or equivalent, like in holder designs, but I can't see how it could be not so)

 Sun Mar 28 11:11:16 +0000 2021

god i wish that were me

 Sun Mar 28 20:14:53 +0000 2021

feel like shit just wa^W^Wmight write an u2f backend for zfs keys

 Sun Mar 28 20:35:08 +0000 2021

almost just replied "yeah, and?" to a comment about my spec being "a mouthful"; not great

 Mon Mar 29 00:43:23 +0000 2021

don't not sleep and handle reviews, kids

 Mon Mar 29 01:01:16 +0000 2021

should've just ended it on a "yeah, and?".

 Mon Mar 29 08:59:46 +0000 2021

^м^

 Mon Mar 29 22:33:41 +0000 2021

(i know im not ixi, but for a non-shitpost answer: that the часы врут is the clock being wrong in a Normal Register for a Normal Clock, but you can't turn that around for the skew being the subject, so/and for something matched to "clock skew" I'd go with "буксовка/юз часов")

 Mon Mar 29 23:59:21 +0000 2021

(that being said, and this being Russian, if you're a computer enjoyer you could (would?) just say "клок скью", most of computer-era technology is just a plain transliteration (or simple calque in your register) in common use)

 Tue Mar 30 00:03:33 +0000 2021

перекос /is/ anglo "skew", but only the spatial subset of it – the slavic concept that it decays to refers to the flex (elastic deformation) of an edge-rigid box-like object, most likely one much longer in one dimension, like the chest of a closet when carried horizontally

 Tue Mar 30 00:13:50 +0000 2021

depending where you are, it generalises more or less in space, but never to time, it just, well, makes no sense

the concept that you would map temporal skew to would be slip, and that's why i went with буксовать and юз

 Tue Mar 30 00:21:44 +0000 2021

the former is colloquial, usually used for wheels spinning on a stationary car ("burning rubber" i think you'd call this?), the latter is similar in vein but seemingly less colloquial and more general by default, it seems

 Tue Mar 30 00:23:48 +0000 2021

to answer your question directly, I mean, if you're translating word-by-word, you could say перекос часов, but then you've said "(physical skew) (of a clock)", so you don't have clock skew – your clock is old and the chest of't is warped from old age

hopefully that made sense?

 Tue Mar 30 00:31:50 +0000 2021

everyones like boo dont ship real people!! just wait 'til they find out about cruise-liners

 Tue Mar 30 01:36:23 +0000 2021

uhhh my @SoloKeysSec Somu Hacker's vendor firmware says it's a "Solo DiceKeys 5.0.0"?

 Tue Mar 30 13:35:44 +0000 2021

🥺

 Tue Mar 30 15:04:51 +0000 2021

LETS GET IT

 Tue Mar 30 19:24:22 +0000 2021

wouldn't be a day on the computer without fixing someone's build system https://github.com/solokeys/solo-python/pull/120

 Wed Mar 31 10:59:21 +0000 2021

today in "commercial large-scale debian repository service": the Release files are out-of-date and don't match the Packages, maintainer just CCed an at service dot com address in reply to my report, everything's going great today

 Wed Mar 31 12:14:39 +0000 2021

took me longer to actually get the hashcat line correct than to crack the password, pretty sad

 Wed Mar 31 17:24:09 +0000 2021

curious, I also ran it on a CPU (well, two Xeon E5645s at 2.4GHz, so 2x6x2), and it took 4:05 at 350ishkH/s and 100ishW over base-line, so I doubt you'd reasonably reach the end on a laptop CPU

 Wed Mar 31 18:03:28 +0000 2021

huh, oddly, the iGPU on my i5-10210Y got there in under fifty seconds at 1M6H/s and the fans didn't even kick in. slightly amazed at what difference even a trivial GPU makes for this!

 Wed Mar 31 18:14:23 +0000 2021

and to /think/ there were haters who said he would never have drip, pathetic!

 Wed Mar 31 19:56:14 +0000 2021