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 Sun Jan 31 23:21:03 +0000 2021

the cat is a perfect specimen, filled with deception and ill-truths. but those hips do not lie

 Mon Feb 01 00:04:33 +0000 2021

for all his general cool and hipness, i don't think he's ever partook in a selfie before. an embarrassment for a man of his stature

 Mon Feb 01 02:44:57 +0000 2021

as of this morning, my shitty x32 sid router has better uptime than the entirety of the polish internet backbone https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1354011664119705606

 Mon Feb 01 11:52:14 +0000 2021

a group of hog enjoyers, or "hoggers",

 Mon Feb 01 20:39:56 +0000 2021

"yo zarya, this is not skirmish; come back"

somehow hard pressing W and inting your brains out is a valid way to play this god damned game

 Tue Feb 02 00:52:06 +0000 2021

when you're /definitely/ having a very normal one

 Tue Feb 02 19:46:48 +0000 2021

unless nouveau supports it (which a cursory gargle hints "no" at) you're a complete nutcase, yeah

 Wed Feb 03 00:48:49 +0000 2021

oh, each drew momento is stupider and voiced obnoxiouser than the last;the rust thing is relatively tame, you're missing out on a multi-part "one true way to write C" followed by "why threads are unusable and thread users bad", 96% of which self-induced with his dogshit C dialect

 Wed Feb 03 01:53:52 +0000 2021

thinking about writing a unix again. dark time ahead

 Wed Feb 03 17:08:52 +0000 2021

the new Whiskas Supreme content collection with the rare orange 3M label just dropped! #ad #poggies

 Wed Feb 03 18:23:48 +0000 2021

ive posted outrageous cringe, but i still have all my subscriber. curious!

 Wed Feb 03 18:54:03 +0000 2021

just got told off for my package versions :/

 Thu Feb 04 00:31:38 +0000 2021

POGGIESO!OIAOPIOPIOPJADJ:ASJKDA sjkd; l

 Thu Feb 04 02:38:38 +0000 2021

hm, not sure what got into me last night; probably the same thing that convinced me to arrive at this final version

 Thu Feb 04 11:30:55 +0000 2021

liminal space

 Thu Feb 04 16:38:07 +0000 2021

nothing good is about to happen if you've gotta pull up the freedesktop gitlab, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated there

 Thu Feb 04 16:41:57 +0000 2021

a fan of seeing how much im spiralling at any given moment by the timestamps growing closer together and the names going less intelligible

 Fri Feb 05 15:20:14 +0000 2021

i considered myself a powerful entity, but this isn't valued https://gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libinput/-/merge_requests/558

 Fri Feb 05 16:00:41 +0000 2021

not sure how a Normal Person™ for whom a CPU-day is more than an hour and doesn't have literal days to spend on, hell, arriving at even the "this is libinput's problem" stage's supposed to deal with these (well, going by the referenced issue the answer is "be sad", point stands)

 Fri Feb 05 16:06:20 +0000 2021

at least now i can unironically say that this piece of shit took me a solid week lol

 Fri Feb 05 17:27:49 +0000 2021

i pressed ctrl-i and dragged eight points around and decided this is fine art now. i can feel my nose filling with snot by the second

 Fri Feb 05 18:12:02 +0000 2021

bandcamp friday? more like bandcamp frigay! https://nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/

 Fri Feb 05 20:25:13 +0000 2021

it may surprise you, but Twiztid did have a short shanty stint with their hit song "Bussy, o'head open"!

 Fri Feb 05 20:53:08 +0000 2021

This might border on pedantry, but if you're running a modern OS on a Ryzen 12-core, you're gonna be running in long mode, not protected mode.

Also, I'm not sure how much I buy the damage location vs what it'll hit analysis, past very early boot.

 Sat Feb 06 00:19:27 +0000 2021

If you're running with KASLR (and you reasonably are), the kernel will relocate to a random point in RAM (ISTR kNetBSD relocating to top of physical)?

Confer (1) and (2): the main chunk of system RAM starts at 4GiB and ends at ~97GiB, and the kernel lives around 12.6GiB

 Sat Feb 06 00:28:13 +0000 2021

In addition, any kernel allocations and mappings (indeed, all of userspace) can go pretty much anywhere into the System RAM regions, so any Fucked Up bit of RAM can affect anyone (granted, the kernel usually allocates less than userspace and corruption in caches won't crash).

 Sat Feb 06 00:32:26 +0000 2021

usually you can bet on starting with the same sticks mapped to the same places, so if you hit the bit the bootloader uses, it can be relatively consistent, but it's also not unheard of (i.e. i remember whitequark hitting it) for firmware updates to change the initial memory map

 Sat Feb 06 00:36:00 +0000 2021

ah shit, i completely missed that this is a retweet of a year-old post. hope this is useful either way?

 Sat Feb 06 00:51:43 +0000 2021

he's moving, a solemn moment for all involved

 Sat Feb 06 12:12:26 +0000 2021

PCB (pretty cursed board)

 Sat Feb 06 13:02:11 +0000 2021

birthday reagan grave rave, queen shit

 Sat Feb 06 20:52:38 +0000 2021

lisp enthusiasts are always raving about the extinxion of lisp machines or whatever, but you can get a perl machine no problem, like, just install Debian?

 Sun Feb 07 11:25:23 +0000 2021

well, it seems that I didn't completely fuck Genuine Wacoms™ at least

 Sun Feb 07 12:31:21 +0000 2021

you ever see a licence and uh

 Sun Feb 07 12:41:47 +0000 2021

just say you hate queers, its fine

 Sun Feb 07 12:42:04 +0000 2021

uhoh

 Sun Feb 07 13:37:05 +0000 2021

found with 10 degrees board temp and actual fog on the fucking front panel lcd lmao

 Sun Feb 07 13:38:24 +0000 2021

classic snow-in-server-room moment, we've all done it

 Sun Feb 07 13:38:50 +0000 2021

sod the IA, this is whata real archive station looks like

 Sun Feb 07 17:52:56 +0000 2021

this is the ideal label. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

 Sun Feb 07 18:21:09 +0000 2021

wonder if any hardware for this still exists

 Sun Feb 07 18:24:31 +0000 2021

"Microsoft Word"

 Sun Feb 07 20:19:45 +0000 2021

normal day in normal binux

 Mon Feb 08 10:27:29 +0000 2021

okay so when can i import curium as speedrun paraphernalia?

 Mon Feb 08 14:04:33 +0000 2021

damn, 2002(!) era five-part mail address

 Tue Feb 09 14:12:49 +0000 2021

Skills: computer usage: able to work with the internet (usage of WWW pages, web searchers, electronic mail, &c); operational knowledge of DOS, Windows 3.x and Windows'9x operating systems, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Power-Point), Adobe Photoshop, Origin, Quattro Pro) programs

 Tue Feb 09 14:19:58 +0000 2021

we really haven't gone far since then, have we

 Tue Feb 09 14:22:12 +0000 2021

cat just excitedly vored a handful of popcorn. cant believe im nurturing an american spy

 Tue Feb 09 21:57:53 +0000 2021

giving infosec chuds a heart attack and "compromising my system" by plugging in literally any peripheral that allows it to operate in a vaguely useful way

 Wed Feb 10 11:35:36 +0000 2021

i see you purport to be an "infosecspert" but you use something other than a purge-strapped TALOS II workstation compiled on a pre-heartbleed Pentium 4 system to post on Twitter from a browser that supports JavaScript. curious!

 Wed Feb 10 11:39:46 +0000 2021

who made the usb controller in your keyboard? chinese workers? well gosh hootin' darn, ain't that funny, weren't those the guys that pose a "serious threat to your democracy" or summat? who fabbed your screen, again?

 Wed Feb 10 11:44:44 +0000 2021

[something about using EDID being arbitrary code execution and "real men writing their own modelines"]

 Wed Feb 10 11:45:54 +0000 2021

i'm actually curious how this sort infosec brain-poison looks in its absolute logical conclusion. posting from risc-v? a discrete-transistor computer? reinventing fifty years of electronics again? loading twitter for an hour on an eniac-sized computer? [something about Plan 9?]

 Wed Feb 10 11:52:37 +0000 2021

yeah but you cant shame computer users on twitter from there so whats the point

 Wed Feb 10 11:57:21 +0000 2021

this is what the rise of consumer high-speed networking and large reliable discs took from us. we must go back

 Wed Feb 10 12:57:38 +0000 2021

incidentally, this CD goes "no medium" in the TS-L633C my R710 shipped with and actually poisons the HP DH16D5S in my other machine to return no medium until a power cycle, regardless of anything I've tried afterward

 Wed Feb 10 13:02:41 +0000 2021

building the linux Debian package, again, idly looking at find(1) for the module i've changed to appear, again, so I can inject it into my innocent pure distro kernel, again.

the subject of the day changes, it was cifs.ko last time, the methodology is perfect and needn't

 Wed Feb 10 19:42:56 +0000 2021

and to THINK they let people this cool and hot post on this web site! https://gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libinput/-/merge_requests/558#note_796468

 Wed Feb 10 23:24:18 +0000 2021

JTAG, or Java Tag,

 Thu Feb 11 02:35:07 +0000 2021

type systems are just making up guys that only want to make out with certain other types of guys

 Thu Feb 11 02:58:46 +0000 2021

card reader
/writer
windows 98 only
vision 2.0

was Vision the reader? is it auxiliary software? how could it connect to the computer for Win98 to not have a driver matching it out-of-box?

 Thu Feb 11 10:47:55 +0000 2021

so many questions: what do drivers for a monitor entail? is the Electronic User's Manual just a pile of HTML optimised for what-ever the resolution of it was, given the prominent IE badge? why isn't IceAdjust trade-marked, but LightFrame is? what could LightFrame do?

 Thu Feb 11 10:52:10 +0000 2021

FotoLook. with an f. the nineties must have been a Fun Time, linguistically

 Thu Feb 11 11:55:53 +0000 2021

Feast of the Commercialeaters
12 /best/ foreign /adverts/.

Press CD with run if you have at least a PC Pentium 133, 16 MB RAM, […], Windows 9x, NT, 2000. In case of issues […], please install media player from the disc. An html (index.html file) version for Macintosh users.

 Thu Feb 11 12:06:39 +0000 2021

yes, it's literally an auto-starting executable for windows with an installer for and full collection of plugins for Macromedia Director, and a surprisingly good HTML tree with <embed>s of those same .mpg videos. wild shit.

 Thu Feb 11 12:10:39 +0000 2021

ugh, why do we not /do/ this sort of design anymore?

 Thu Feb 11 12:12:43 +0000 2021

a what, sorry?

 Thu Feb 11 12:15:10 +0000 2021

yep, that's exactly what it says, unfortunately

there appear to have been some hog-based fonts which have unfortunately rotten away in the years since, and all data files appear to be in a format unreadable to anyone but this ware. alas(?)

 Thu Feb 11 12:19:39 +0000 2021

THE LADS

 Thu Feb 11 12:21:20 +0000 2021

all audiobook CDs from this era say radio drama on them, despite all being plain readings

yesterday i heard on the radio that The Polish Radio Archive is releasing old dramas in some digital form, most of which were proper dramas. all the talking points called them audiobooks.

 Thu Feb 11 12:28:02 +0000 2021

i mean, yeah, it's the Right Way to do it, but if you have that, why bundle an atrocious (I'm assuming, but they never aren't) executable whose only role is to show bitmaps and ShellExecuteA some videos? that's just something from this era that i never understood

 Thu Feb 11 12:33:32 +0000 2021

I have watched through the commercials. They're all Very Horny, or Down-right Inscrutable. there's one funny one. https://lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0005-ancient-CD-archive

 Thu Feb 11 13:13:49 +0000 2021

resizing two filesystems and a ZFS pool completely unscathed after executing a perfect series of Fdisk techniques

 Thu Feb 11 14:29:08 +0000 2021

what if we're both mxes 🙈 and we handshook on port 25 😩

 Thu Feb 11 22:14:02 +0000 2021

bro bro just relay this mail bro its really well written i promise its going to a friend please bro relay it what you cant dial my port 25 back? oh damn must be temporary routing problem bro i promise

 Thu Feb 11 22:19:23 +0000 2021

when she hit you with a frankly inappropriate 250-SIZE back 😏

 Thu Feb 11 22:22:44 +0000 2021

I've successfully exported a zvol out of a shitty 2010 HDD over NVMe-OF over TCP over Wi-Fi before and it worked surprisingly well, but that probably has slacker timings

 Fri Feb 12 09:42:03 +0000 2021

why cant i be like her :// (dpkg-buildpackage)

 Fri Feb 12 11:35:01 +0000 2021

driven mad by my pursuit of power (under-20-minute kernel module builds)

 Fri Feb 12 12:51:04 +0000 2021

i tried building just the two modules i need but then the module symbols don't match and linux refuses to load them, so i need to build all of them, so I need to spend seven cpu-hours for each iteration which would be fine if i knew what the fuck i was doing, but I don't, so aAaa

 Fri Feb 12 12:54:16 +0000 2021

hit the part of the HID handling that blames (across one rename) back to the original git import, and it's thoroughly fucked. great time. love too have it.

 Fri Feb 12 13:19:58 +0000 2021

the best I can find is this very descriptive 2.4.0 import, which is the same fucking thing across another rename. i saw davej/history.git mentioned as having pre-2.4 history on LWN but it doesn't exist anymore. is there /any/ way to get that history?

 Fri Feb 12 14:17:26 +0000 2021

first appeared in 2.3.99-pre3, i scraped March 2000 and the previous few months off http://lkml.org and it doesn't appear there (and there are hardly any mails from Greg K-H, who I'm 99% sure wrote this and other bits of the USB driver, none of them with patches). hlep

 Fri Feb 12 17:48:07 +0000 2021

just got targeted by a steam account stealing scam, but at least i got this gem out of it lol

 Fri Feb 12 20:56:46 +0000 2021

when your device is /definitely/ working like it should

yes, the "pen down" state is, without context, indistinguishable from "no pen". this is easy to work around (if cursed). the problematic bit is detecting rubber tool, which, ironically, I don't see a good transition for :)

 Sat Feb 13 18:29:32 +0000 2021

im stuck in a hid-input.c#hidinput_hid_event timeloop and i do not like it

 Sat Feb 13 18:31:02 +0000 2021

this is good for the ecosystem. i think

 Sat Feb 13 20:05:45 +0000 2021

ehuheuheuhuehue

 Sat Feb 13 21:17:33 +0000 2021

thats the weed number!

 Sun Feb 14 02:12:01 +0000 2021

does this patch write literal megabytes a second to the ring buffer? yes. but is it a functional implementation of Win8 stylus-on-touchsreen devices? also yes. can't win them all https://gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libinput/-/merge_requests/558#note_802940

 Sun Feb 14 04:05:01 +0000 2021

offered cat some couscous, she didn't want any. can't believe i live with an anprim cat

 Sun Feb 14 13:44:00 +0000 2021

glancing at the second-hand market, im pretty sure it's decidedly cheaper to buy a fibre channel pcie card, paraphernalia, and tape drive, than just a tape drive for literally any other interconnect lol

 Sun Feb 14 19:04:10 +0000 2021

free fact: a couple kilograms of argon in a tall steel cylinder weigh as much as the gas, thick pressure vessel, and regulator stack, somehow unexpectedly so, or may be that i haven't been outside in a year

 Sun Feb 14 21:49:48 +0000 2021

are you friends or is she just using you for testing on your obscure hardware

 Sun Feb 14 21:59:19 +0000 2021

🥰 porterbox gf 😳

 Sun Feb 14 22:01:48 +0000 2021

is this anything

 Sun Feb 14 22:19:33 +0000 2021

wacoms, aren't obscure, just expensive 🙈

 Mon Feb 15 00:18:34 +0000 2021

i really have @The6P4C to thank for (posting, and not yelling atcme for stealing) that label because it just never misses, regardless of what it's on

 Mon Feb 15 04:09:20 +0000 2021

alas;

 Mon Feb 15 15:24:06 +0000 2021

you just learn so much useful information when you're friends with me

 Mon Feb 15 18:31:23 +0000 2021

terrorised by this grey monster

 Wed Feb 17 09:28:19 +0000 2021

i forgot what the gag was gonna be, something about energy allotment for various tasks? maybe I should've allotted some more to the text bit

 Wed Feb 17 11:58:38 +0000 2021

CAN'T-Bus M12 Cable assemblies

 Wed Feb 17 12:16:53 +0000 2021

flattened

 Wed Feb 17 14:43:56 +0000 2021

first time for everything, i guess https://lore.kernel.org/linux-input/cover.1613582014.git.nabijaczleweli@nabijaczleweli.xyz/T/#t

 Wed Feb 17 17:46:16 +0000 2021

twelve dollars /per item/?

 Wed Feb 17 20:09:03 +0000 2021

Delightful, cheers!

 Wed Feb 17 22:37:14 +0000 2021

rm -rf: remove, recurse, force, all good
rm -fr: remove the french. perfect!

 Thu Feb 18 00:06:55 +0000 2021

will a tape drive nominally for a tape library work stand-alone if i try hard enough? and other worth-while questions I ask myself as I bid on criminally cheap auctions

 Thu Feb 18 01:30:04 +0000 2021

/my/ streamer (referring to boris johnson)

 Thu Feb 18 10:40:26 +0000 2021

"In infants prematurely born (in the 28th week or earlier) in 2-3 days from inoculation, longer gaps between breaths may develop." how the fuck

 Thu Feb 18 18:53:04 +0000 2021

having read the PCV13 leaflet, I've concluded that the entire field of inoculatory immunology is pissing witch-craft (but my left bicep being fucked to the point i can't lift it to parallel with ground is to be expected, which is good(?))

 Thu Feb 18 18:58:17 +0000 2021

this was also oddly reflected in the qualificatory interview, which for the flu vaccine consisted of like seven questions, but i got extensively grilled, listened through, and groped for this one

 Thu Feb 18 19:09:05 +0000 2021

isn't DirectStorage just MULTICS again

 Thu Feb 18 20:48:46 +0000 2021

fun fact: if you give your touchscreen a calibration matrix, start libinput debug-gui, tap on it, then close it, you'll crash xorg :) https://gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libinput/-/merge_requests/558#note_810270

 Fri Feb 19 00:18:49 +0000 2021

honestly, the sheer fuckiNG AUDACITY

 Fri Feb 19 02:23:02 +0000 2021

i mean, having discs in the memory map isn't remotely MULTICS-related, but it'd also finally mark the return of MULTICS to the desktop, so

 Fri Feb 19 18:58:20 +0000 2021

getting into sed as hard as I am into AWK, to own the russians

 Fri Feb 19 20:32:25 +0000 2021

real gs (gamers) subscribe to strace-devel for my desperate but entirely unwitting attempts to get yelled at by dvl

 Fri Feb 19 20:36:58 +0000 2021

god i wish that had been me

 Sat Feb 20 22:11:42 +0000 2021

just some lads being dudes

 Sat Feb 20 22:52:06 +0000 2021

and you can't even tell it's bloody winter

 Sun Feb 21 00:36:37 +0000 2021

who would win: a 24-tape library with a SAS LTO-6 drive and standard IBM server PSU, or a stand-alone HP enclosure with an HP LTO-6 SAS drive and (presumably) external power brick?

apparently it's the latter, by 500USD over the former's 1000

 Sun Feb 21 14:45:26 +0000 2021

ah, MULTICS

 Sun Feb 21 19:42:54 +0000 2021

tested this, with O_RDWR|O_TRUNC, the answer is "nothing", unfortunately (at least under Linux, but I doubt it's any different on any other implementation, despite this being "unspecified", according to the manpage)

 Sun Feb 21 20:12:59 +0000 2021

i personally think it should resize the blockdev to the value of the mode argument, tbh

 Sun Feb 21 20:14:45 +0000 2021

s4s (shitlord for shitlord)

 Mon Feb 22 17:06:21 +0000 2021

if theres any shitlords reading this

hi :)

 Mon Feb 22 17:06:43 +0000 2021

computr

 Mon Feb 22 23:51:31 +0000 2021

i was gonna tag @The6P4C in this but it wouldn't let me

 Mon Feb 22 23:54:54 +0000 2021

came across this while cleaning; first year of high-school, this was

 Tue Feb 23 15:54:54 +0000 2021

X86_X32 depends on X86_64, so no, if only for that reason; the SysV x32 ABI is essentially just an extension of the amd64 one, so you need SYSCALL, so your CPU has to be in long mode and the kernel must be able to issue SYSRET, which is amd64-only

 Tue Feb 23 21:04:13 +0000 2021

i don't think this is fully, entirely, physically impossible, but I'm pretty sure you would need to eviscerate a toolchain to let you do this and the kernel startup/syscall code in a procedure very painful for all parties involved

 Tue Feb 23 21:09:13 +0000 2021

I mean, wouldn't this limit normal kernel C code to being able to see no more than 4GB with its 4-byte pointers? this strikes me as suboptimal, at best

 Tue Feb 23 21:33:19 +0000 2021

:)

 Tue Feb 23 23:46:33 +0000 2021

please i cannot stop thinking about the tiny amogus i need help

 Tue Feb 23 23:47:13 +0000 2021

in a similar vein, i oft feel that хуй and ебать with their seemingly infinite plethora of derivatives truly are the two most valuable words within any russian speaker's vernacular

 Wed Feb 24 03:12:54 +0000 2021

i've heard people carry out multiple conversations consisting entirely of those two, links, and the incidental pronoun, and i don't think they've repeated a particular declension /once/ over the span of half a minute

 Wed Feb 24 03:21:05 +0000 2021

outside i am calm
inside i am z_wr_iss

 Wed Feb 24 22:22:43 +0000 2021

if not installing updates is a viable option for you, O&O ShutUp10 will let you reliably turn them off

 Thu Feb 25 10:24:49 +0000 2021

I haven't tried it (I just use it as a hard stop), but there are separate options for "updates for other products (e.g. Microsoft Office)" vs "automatic updates", and disabling just the latter should play well with VS, I think

 Thu Feb 25 10:31:43 +0000 2021

Slackware™ professional Linux Version 2.1 User's Guide Linux Release 1.1

 Thu Feb 25 20:58:25 +0000 2021

as seen in (1), with many thanks to @foone for mailing it to me! https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1354656022820839425

 Thu Feb 25 21:02:07 +0000 2021

what you can't see from either picture is, at 30mm and 960g, just /how much book/ there is

 Thu Feb 25 21:07:58 +0000 2021

LGPL SRS dropped??????

 Thu Feb 25 21:20:02 +0000 2021

Internet: info@morse.net

now a weird mail hoster, of course, but

 Thu Feb 25 21:27:32 +0000 2021

guy who refuses to listen to kpop "because it's idolatry"

 Fri Feb 26 02:37:25 +0000 2021

the more i look at this picture, the more i feel like I'm gonna spew; what did you /do/ to it?

 Fri Feb 26 10:46:29 +0000 2021

if you look closely at the picture, it looks like it's stitched from several bits, there's no consistent focus depth or lighting, the wires on the right are duplicated, half of it is AI-generated, and your hands are straight out of Morrowind, and it's honestly unsettling

 Fri Feb 26 15:07:48 +0000 2021

more people should start using the "there's more to linux than i386 http://linuxm86k.org" mail signature, i think

 Fri Feb 26 20:04:28 +0000 2021

for a state with more guns than people, the states' legislatural arm manages weirdly long terms

 Fri Feb 26 22:53:33 +0000 2021

if i were a cat i would simply yell loudly until i got kissed on the forehead, at which point i would instantly fold in half and fall asleep

 Sat Feb 27 02:20:17 +0000 2021

😳 a user with a slightly different PID just told me that the driver makes a hash of their digitiser https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1361077645853736961

 Sat Feb 27 13:56:54 +0000 2021

thank you, Hurd, very cool

 Sat Feb 27 22:46:24 +0000 2021