Your twitter archive

honestly i kinda wanted to ask if you were, like, Okay the first few times it happened, no person content with their life likes timeline tweets this quickly

 Tue Dec 01 02:43:02 +0000 2020

fun fact: you liked this tweet faster than twitter would let me see the analytics

 Tue Dec 01 02:45:21 +0000 2020

Field-Programmable Gay Array

 Tue Dec 01 10:59:03 +0000 2020

this is known as "Twitter"

 Tue Dec 01 10:59:25 +0000 2020

you did it again; twitter won't even show me the like/retweet breakdown on these yet!!

 Tue Dec 01 11:01:42 +0000 2020

should amazon-publish my guide to communicating with select mutuals by posting carefully-phrased root tweets that pass off as shitposts to the casual reader because daddy benzos might go broke otherwise

 Tue Dec 01 11:07:41 +0000 2020

dude, is that the w e e d n u m b e r ????

alas, it's only the 63rd tag, but you can't win them all, I guess

 Tue Dec 01 11:18:00 +0000 2020

hm, this yields 1.285 releases per month on average, it feels much lower than this.

but it also looks like I've been actively maintaining cargo-update for a fifth of my life now, so that's fun(?)

 Tue Dec 01 11:22:17 +0000 2020

this is just a sophisticated drug exchange, neither Knuth nor the squid are doing post here; the mailbox is painted cardboard he's holding under his arm, none of this makes sense

 Tue Dec 01 14:41:29 +0000 2020

hello i have found a consumer product available for me to purchase that i absolutely hate and has no place on the consumer market

 Tue Dec 01 18:26:54 +0000 2020

it's the Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK, as seen on https://www.x-kom.pl/p/239020-monitor-led-27-eizo-flexscan-ev2730q-bk.html and in (1)

the resolution (1920x1920) appears to be a typo at first, but no, it really is FHD-width square, as corroborated by the photo of a screen that's Just Too Tall

 Tue Dec 01 18:30:59 +0000 2020

Home and office Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK display

Ensure comfort in both work and entertainment with the Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK display. Designated for office and home use it delights with its funxionality, allthewhile caring for your eyes thanks to eye-protection technologies.

 Tue Dec 01 18:37:15 +0000 2020

[ctd] Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK sports a high-resolution panel, characterised by wide viewing angles, which means it'll excel in case of work with spreadsheets, text documents, as well as browsing internet sites or multimedia.

 Tue Dec 01 18:37:40 +0000 2020

this is a direct translation from the Polish marketing material, which I'm relatively sure puts it in line with the original, seeing as it says that the /the screen/ is able to see things at a wide angle, not that it can be used when observed at a wide angle; easy mistake to make

 Tue Dec 01 18:39:46 +0000 2020

Note also, that so far it hasn't said much: it has "eye protexion technologies" and that it "excels" at being used, which, well, one'd certainly hope so?

Note as well how its wide IPS view angles make it perfect for primarily spreadsheets somehow? does this make sense?

 Tue Dec 01 18:44:41 +0000 2020

Clear image from all sides

Large-format screens often show colour changes when looking at the screen from the side. The EV2750-BK was equipped with an IPS panel, thanks to which the screen can be observed by more than one person at a time, [ctd]

 Tue Dec 01 18:48:28 +0000 2020

[ctn] and the change in colours and contrast is minimal.
The FlexScan EV2750 allows for simulatneous display of image from two different sources (e.g. from a Windows computer and a Mac computer) without distracting frames between them.

 Tue Dec 01 18:48:35 +0000 2020

Besides another piece of simply horrific translation that makes the screen change its colour and contrast properties depending on how many people look at it, I would also like to point out the bit about two outputs or computers; which is to say, what the fuck does it mean?

 Tue Dec 01 18:50:59 +0000 2020

is it like that four-way display from LMG videos and it splits into two 1920x960 outputs? no, that cannot be; this means a "distracting border" between the two.

the only different thing i can think of is that it's somehow an X11/RDP/Cocoa server? the photo just shows Luna chrome

 Tue Dec 01 18:56:00 +0000 2020

Efficient data display

The exceptional 1920x1920 resolution allows for displaying 78% more pixels than standard 1920x1080 screens. Additional vertical area is helpful when displaying large amounts of data in long windows, reducing the requirement for scrolling screen content.

 Tue Dec 01 18:57:26 +0000 2020

Creating programs

Additional area allows programmers to see all of the content they're creating on one screen. Thanks to that they can stop constantly scrolling window content and can work faster and more efficiently.

 Tue Dec 01 18:57:31 +0000 2020

At least the math works out, 9/16 is roughly 78%, but this entire section, all two paragraphs of it, attempts to sell the very concept of a square screen, and all it comes up with is "you can scroll less". Cool. Thanks.

 Tue Dec 01 19:00:56 +0000 2020

this is the bit that's most incredulous to me. nobody appears to know what the fuck this product is for. the absolute best the marketing department has come up with is "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh window taler" and "biger screen"

 Tue Dec 01 19:06:23 +0000 2020

thing is /the screen isn't even that big in the first place/, it's 26.5" diagonal, sure, but that's the width-wise equivalent of a 21.8" 16:9 screen?? it's not tiny, sure, but it's not big

 Tue Dec 01 19:09:15 +0000 2020

upon closer inspection, it appears that that screenshot i said was Luna was in fact Windows 7 without Aero, which is somehow weirder still

 Tue Dec 01 19:30:37 +0000 2020

the price is 4300 PLN, which is roughly on par with my dad's BENQ. problem is, the BENQ is (a) 4K, (b) 27.5", has (c) calibratable full (or close to it?) AdobeRGB coverage, and (d) HDR. this mistake is (a) FHD, (b) 21.8" equivalent, has (c) 99% random sRGB, and (d) no HDR

 Tue Dec 01 19:36:24 +0000 2020

point is: i have no idea why this exists; there is no reason for it to exist on the consumer market; it fills no niche not better served by a different product; it's exorbitantly expensive; it's not even good for what it claims to do.

but it's weird and i would like one

 Tue Dec 01 19:42:35 +0000 2020

i have found exactly one review of this monitor, and the man praises it for use in his CAD work. i guess i can see that, but I'm wondering if his money would've been better spent just getting a bigger screen in the first place

 Tue Dec 01 23:29:14 +0000 2020

this is how you know that the nomenclature is good, actually

 Wed Dec 02 00:32:38 +0000 2020

pineapple-stuffed-crust pizza

 Wed Dec 02 00:47:23 +0000 2020

i dont think ive ever been destroyed so thoroughly

 Wed Dec 02 00:56:56 +0000 2020

forbidden spaghetti

 Wed Dec 02 02:07:48 +0000 2020

at the jadedness stage where i only realised it's my birthday because twitter did an animation when i was looking for a tweet

 Wed Dec 02 11:14:33 +0000 2020

war criminal

 Wed Dec 02 13:26:56 +0000 2020

twink matchmaking simulator 1983

 Wed Dec 02 16:19:08 +0000 2020

i don't have any Funny Birthday-Themed Posts™, im just old and sad, but what's new

 Wed Dec 02 17:39:14 +0000 2020

went out to acquire a package and ive decided to become a climate truther

 Wed Dec 02 19:37:20 +0000 2020

committed a fatal mistake in not syncing my birthday to this month's Bandcamp Friday™ but that won't stop me from saying that if you went to https://nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/fluorescent-heart and like listened to it that would slap a non-zero amount of ass

 Wed Dec 02 21:53:52 +0000 2020

it doesn't even fucking onebox, im done, theres no goddamn point anymore

 Wed Dec 02 21:55:18 +0000 2020

now it did, an hour later

eventual consistency, but the consistency is unpleasant, clumpy sludge

 Wed Dec 02 23:34:01 +0000 2020

bug girl squid vore pog??

 Thu Dec 03 16:15:47 +0000 2020

so uh, i got a fresh 500G rectangle because Cargo started to spin for literal minutes in iowait before it printed anything; I have moved my combined Rust target off the disk and holy shit I did not expect This Much

 Thu Dec 03 22:11:03 +0000 2020

last time I so much as checked how big this was was like two? years ago and it was like 20 gigs. not over 150

and, i.a., with debug/.fingerprint having 20808 folders and debug/deps having 25659 files in it I'm extremely unsurprised it just devolved into a thrashfest

 Thu Dec 03 22:17:46 +0000 2020

~/.cargo is just 3.4G, but registry/src has 3233 unpacked registry crates in it! that's a fun metric

 Thu Dec 03 22:48:15 +0000 2020

cursed cable(?)

 Fri Dec 04 00:48:54 +0000 2020

I'm not even sure what the plug is but it's just got too many conductors; is this how arachnophobia feels?

 Fri Dec 04 01:00:34 +0000 2020

currently observing Bandcamp Friday in all but the most decrepit of timezones, acquiesce my album(s) please and thank you: https://nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/imperfexions

 Fri Dec 04 01:03:01 +0000 2020

Fpga Developer, who lives in lab & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

 Fri Dec 04 01:08:04 +0000 2020

RT @BluColarBluMage: @nabijaczleweli I DID IT

https://www.amazon.com/CABLE-PENTAX-K110D-K-200D-K-2000/dp/B07CGLMQ64

 Fri Dec 04 01:20:38 +0000 2020

oh wow! you've managed in 10 minutes what I couldn't in a week! i'm as impressed as scared, but thanks nonetheless!

 Fri Dec 04 01:30:01 +0000 2020

clown_ass

 Fri Dec 04 13:26:14 +0000 2020

omg they're getting married! so romantic

 Fri Dec 04 16:44:55 +0000 2020

will this SSD be compatible with 5-series kernels?? please advise

 Fri Dec 04 18:38:53 +0000 2020

RT @nabijaczleweli: currently observing Bandcamp Friday in all but the most decrepit of timezones, acquiesce my album(s) please and thank y…

 Fri Dec 04 19:42:05 +0000 2020

this does, indeed, say "Output: 4.5-9.5V/600mA", and it does, indeed, have a USB micro B at the end :)

 Fri Dec 04 23:15:27 +0000 2020

the Q.C stands for Quickly Chuck, being an instruxtion, recommendation, and warning

 Fri Dec 04 23:18:33 +0000 2020

to be fair, that is pretty much exactly the stability I'd expect from an output stage consisting of one (1) schottky, one (1) rectifier, one (1) 220μF cap, one (1) zener, three (3) resistors, and an optocoupler

 Fri Dec 04 23:26:30 +0000 2020

i like the care taken into separating the rectified mains from the output that you're touching, coming in at around "one thin trace's width", I would call it a millimetre because i dislike the thought of it being less but it very much is less

 Fri Dec 04 23:31:38 +0000 2020

lmao random shitty ceramic between the windings pog????

 Fri Dec 04 23:34:51 +0000 2020

i mean, i dropped out of uni, but this is technically going between line and ground (via the girl reading this :)), so it should be an X class cap, right?

 Fri Dec 04 23:37:02 +0000 2020

(hopelessly looking in the direxion of the gir^W^W @The6P4C who for some reason I assume would have an opinion better informed than mine?)

 Fri Dec 04 23:41:18 +0000 2020

omg twinning 🙈😳🙊

 Fri Dec 04 23:45:31 +0000 2020

i know right! perfect for a refreshing morning post! :)

 Fri Dec 04 23:51:36 +0000 2020

women out here really giving themselves brain damage and honestly?? mood

 Sat Dec 05 01:02:31 +0000 2020

god i wish that were me (the girl reading this :))

 Sat Dec 05 01:24:27 +0000 2020

you, a fool: cum
me, an intellectual:

 Sat Dec 05 12:55:01 +0000 2020

sealing data works on swtpm, doesn't on hardware, because "Bad parameter". fun! :)

 Sat Dec 05 16:32:13 +0000 2020

turns out an empty PCR set is not valid, but a null object is; six hours and/of cross-validating against tpm_sealdata(1) for the n+1th time, this took me

 Sat Dec 05 17:46:25 +0000 2020

i've convinced tcsd to start in the initrd, and it's listening on 127.0.0.1:30003 and [::1]:30003, but adding loopback addresses only makes programs time out when they during connect(2)? why

 Sat Dec 05 20:13:53 +0000 2020

yeens against mediocre languages

 Sun Dec 06 01:17:00 +0000 2020

considering speaking truth to power (telling girls they're pretty)

 Sun Dec 06 01:21:32 +0000 2020

remembered that i am a coward and as such will not be doing this

 Sun Dec 06 01:24:43 +0000 2020

i like how the solution to "we made the spec actively helpful with types :)" is "StrictYAML sidesteps this problem by ignoring key parts of the spec"

 Sun Dec 06 01:38:50 +0000 2020

mastering the art of "subtweeting" but only at the girl reading this :) to "flirt" with them

 Sun Dec 06 01:44:38 +0000 2020

being gay on the time line? could not be me (it is me)

 Sun Dec 06 01:52:42 +0000 2020

this tweet brought to you by: My Hubris #ad

 Sun Dec 06 12:07:57 +0000 2020

for an population with a high concentration of guns and shitty politicians, americans sure don't just shoot the ones they dislike; what's up with that?

 Sun Dec 06 15:18:02 +0000 2020

this initrd is doing so many crimes

 Sun Dec 06 15:37:06 +0000 2020

just segfaulted mawk(??)

 Sun Dec 06 20:04:20 +0000 2020

oh, multidimensional arrays just Do That; boring

 Sun Dec 06 20:19:48 +0000 2020

here's a fun segfault:
mawk 'BEGIN {for(i = 3;; ++i) a["aa",i - 2] = "aaaaa"}' /dev/null
and if you switch the "aa" for at least "aaaa" then it munmap_chunk(): invalid pointer and aborts

could only repro on buster (1.3.3-17+b3), appears fixed in sid (1.3.4.20200120-2); yawn

 Sun Dec 06 20:31:37 +0000 2020

the full invocation is
sed -Ei 's/^decrypt_fs\(\)/__tzpfms__&/' "$DESTDIR/scripts/zfs"
but i omitted it because it matters naught, and I definitely don't need shell escaping explained to me

also, sed -i is supported by every implementation under the sun (except sbase, which)

 Sun Dec 06 22:20:44 +0000 2020

wrote a preprocessor in a suitable programming language instead of whining i don't have one again :)

 Sun Dec 06 22:20:54 +0000 2020

ways in which cats are superiour to me: endlessly entertained by hunting small winged insects, many more
ways in which i am superiour to cats:

 Mon Dec 07 01:50:40 +0000 2020

hey, remember that cat that was very sad because неглаженый, нецелованный? me.

 Mon Dec 07 02:05:13 +0000 2020

slackware 3.1 (tar 1.11.8(?), 64 options by my count) vs ubuntu precise (1.26-4ubuntu1, 144), according to the manpages, single-letter variants removed:

 Mon Dec 07 02:58:21 +0000 2020

 Mon Dec 07 11:45:37 +0000 2020

is that a.. toad?

 Mon Dec 07 18:58:23 +0000 2020

i didn't think i'd ever actually see or use a pentium; wild shit

 Mon Dec 07 20:44:28 +0000 2020

hm, haven't had an ATX power supply start crackling on me before

 Tue Dec 08 09:54:18 +0000 2020

still alive, to the clear dismay of many; pictured: baby man, little baby, little baby man, little baby baby baby man, little baby, baBYMA

 Tue Dec 08 10:10:50 +0000 2020

cats: in, IEDs: out. controversial, I know, but a simple policy nonetheless

 Tue Dec 08 10:14:25 +0000 2020

as long as the cat desires to explode from within and wasn't only improvised to do so externally: in, because that cat then understands how to become explosive and why; if I'm then deemed explodably expendable, then I probably had it coming, tbh

 Tue Dec 08 10:20:07 +0000 2020

who wants to buy an Xperia Z3 screen, these are the only photos

 Tue Dec 08 13:11:18 +0000 2020

potion-seller,

 Tue Dec 08 13:13:05 +0000 2020

not only is this a god-tier pun, it's also "stealing" a police car

 Tue Dec 08 15:58:04 +0000 2020

tzpfms v0.1.0 now out – https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/tzpfms – supporting TPM2 and TPM1.X local or remote devices, dracut (except no-systemd) and initramfs-tools in all configurations for root-on-ZFS! get it while it's hot, &c.

 Tue Dec 08 17:00:45 +0000 2020

as ever: paclage :) https://debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz/README

 Tue Dec 08 18:41:19 +0000 2020

this is actually pretty cool, if so slight to be almost invisible in normal over-head lighting

 Tue Dec 08 20:58:17 +0000 2020

the marketing does not lie, i guess; the THICC II really is

 Tue Dec 08 21:02:34 +0000 2020

that's in comparison to what I'd read as a normal two-slot PCIe card, the trusty-until-it-melted by design, going how many of them are on the used market with this exact problem, R9 270X https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1293149889468268546

 Tue Dec 08 21:05:55 +0000 2020

i mean, that's not a huge board in the first place, but uhhhhh yeah

 Tue Dec 08 21:08:22 +0000 2020

bruh that's a fuckin' car grill

fitting, for something weighing 1173g (319g more than the 270X, and that's not light either!) i guess

 Tue Dec 08 21:10:38 +0000 2020

can't say I've made a crutch for a GPU before, but

 Tue Dec 08 22:55:45 +0000 2020

just got called a gamer and i don't think i can ever recover

 Wed Dec 09 00:43:05 +0000 2020

please my keyboard has a solid white backlight, i have a 1600x900 60Hz monitor, and a wireless mouse; please revoke my gamer card im begging

 Wed Dec 09 00:46:52 +0000 2020

ok for honour player hed

 Wed Dec 09 01:00:40 +0000 2020

you stand to profit materially from my gamer status or lack thereof, and therefore your gamerpinions are invalid due to the potential conflict of interest

 Wed Dec 09 01:10:22 +0000 2020

dont like this!

 Wed Dec 09 01:10:41 +0000 2020

gam/er pronouns in bio when?

 Wed Dec 09 02:37:31 +0000 2020

please i am old and cannot see

 Wed Dec 09 03:21:58 +0000 2020

it has come to my attention that not everyone has terminal computer brain, and that apparently my hand is more representative than a Standard™

 Wed Dec 09 10:10:52 +0000 2020

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 Wed Dec 09 16:36:01 +0000 2020

Y'know what? fuck you. *ages your zealand*

 Wed Dec 09 18:13:36 +0000 2020

scored this (in march(?), when i still went outside because the air was just the regular amount of poison) for hilariously cheap, probably because it's terminated with this god-awful thing; what sort of barbaric "civilisation" would invent and use this?

 Wed Dec 09 20:25:14 +0000 2020

begone, american hegemony

 Wed Dec 09 22:13:27 +0000 2020

>bruh stop throwing zen's a healer

 Wed Dec 09 23:31:50 +0000 2020

there's just something so inexplicably funny about outdamaging three (3) supposedly-DPS heroes in a deathmatch

 Wed Dec 09 23:34:07 +0000 2020

this is accurate to this day somehow

 Thu Dec 10 17:14:59 +0000 2020

this does not have a USB plug, but what it does have is a break-out into five different jacks, one of which 3.5mm audio, a "VOLT CHANGE SW" between 12/9/7.5/6/4.5/3 and a "POLARITY SW".

unfortunately, none of these, except the claimed 1A(!) output are a lie

 Thu Dec 10 22:43:39 +0000 2020

that's a LOOSE TRANSFORMER, BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 Thu Dec 10 22:45:11 +0000 2020

one amp my arse lol

 Thu Dec 10 22:46:11 +0000 2020

that's just.. i.? wh

 Thu Dec 10 22:47:47 +0000 2020

if you're counting along at home: that's one (1) RB152 rectifier @ 1.5A 50V, one (1) 650Ω eighth-watt resistor, one (1) tiny LED, one (1) electrolytic i forgot to shoot the side of and now failed to dig out the trash, two (2) switches, one selecting the winding, another polarity

 Thu Dec 10 22:56:24 +0000 2020

this is a horrible device! it has no reason to have existed! why would you put a random vaguely-flat voltage at a random polarity over a 3.5mm audio jack! what the fuck!

 Thu Dec 10 22:59:39 +0000 2020

at least i trust this transformer barely more than the previous death-trap (1), but uhh. not much. it literally rattled around inside as i shook the damned thing!! https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1334999790606831620

 Thu Dec 10 23:01:31 +0000 2020

man being the strangest monster of all vs monsterfuckers

 Fri Dec 11 02:12:39 +0000 2020

people i trust implicitly:
❌ friends
❌ family
✔️ everyone in /etc/apt/trusted.gpg.d/

 Fri Dec 11 15:11:11 +0000 2020

after all those years of searching, I've decided that this is the creation myth for me

 Fri Dec 11 16:38:21 +0000 2020

in this moment i am weak (because ive ordered a thousand Boneless stickers); in three weeks i will be powerful beyond any mortal (because i will have a thousand Boneless stickers)

 Fri Dec 11 22:39:12 +0000 2020

so i noticed that the core is skewed earlier and uhh apparently it's just some sheets sprung together?
I've never seen a core this cheap or this shit before, I'm actually amazed

 Sat Dec 12 02:12:23 +0000 2020

<@NimbleJack3> this is terrifying
<@NimbleJack3> any compliance marks on this are definitely counterfeit

i didn't really notice it previous, besides that it kinda looked weird, but there are no symbols on the case, save the manufacturer logo. none at all.

 Sat Dec 12 03:00:54 +0000 2020

questionably useful pir-8 back-end for yaxpeax, of @iximeow fame

 Sat Dec 12 18:15:53 +0000 2020

not a fan of this!

 Sat Dec 12 20:31:40 +0000 2020

i mean, this entire ISA has an audience of three people and a single implementation (indeed, the one the back-end above's using) which already has an emulator/debugger and binutils, so probably not? i kinda just wanted to get in on the yaxpeax fun

 Sat Dec 12 21:39:05 +0000 2020

Zenyatta is a Class

 Sun Dec 13 01:23:50 +0000 2020

i can be yuor angle,, or you're devil

 Sun Dec 13 15:23:27 +0000 2020

I've acquired a horrible object

 Sun Dec 13 22:17:54 +0000 2020

it's, unfortunately, exactly what it looks like, and no more: a microSD-compatible PCB, 25cm of god-awful tape, and a push-push SD slot

 Sun Dec 13 22:21:10 +0000 2020

direct read is roughly 1MB/s faster through this than when plugged into a proper USB-C dongle lmao

I'm assuming i wouldn't be able to replicate this in a high-noise environment, but still

 Sun Dec 13 22:26:12 +0000 2020

the insulation on the cable is rated for 80 degrees and the ABS(?) starts moulding around that temperature as well, so I doubt this is much of a problem

 Sun Dec 13 22:31:02 +0000 2020

considering taking a survey to finally answer the reasonable concerns i have regarding the trans debate (whether my ass is fat enough)

 Sun Dec 13 23:58:43 +0000 2020

w- why are the fish blowing bubbles? why isn't the squid?? why are the /books/ blowing bubbles??? oh my god is this the library of alexandria 2

 Mon Dec 14 15:54:14 +0000 2020

clang! (audio very much on)

 Tue Dec 15 14:30:43 +0000 2020

(shamelessly stolen from https://twitter.com/lunasorcery/status/1296174934222344195)

 Tue Dec 15 14:35:45 +0000 2020

login header that says "UNIX Version 4.3" in October 1991 – SunOS?

Sun Microsystems is also a leader in the workstation market, with its latest products pushing 96 megabytes of operational memory and 7.6 gigabytes of disk memory, all at 28.5 MIPS and 4.2 MFLOPS! whew!

 Tue Dec 15 18:06:21 +0000 2020

inconceivable to me that zombies just straight-up didn't exist in '91 to the point where the status is described as "Z – ghost processes (eng. zombie)"

 Tue Dec 15 23:44:10 +0000 2020

this says that if computers are connected via TCP/IP then the addressing scheme is user@computer, but UUCP also ran over TCP/IP, so?

 Tue Dec 15 23:55:34 +0000 2020

calling out vegan catgirls for not being historically accurate

 Wed Dec 16 00:57:01 +0000 2020

RT @nabijaczleweli: clang! (audio very much on)

 Wed Dec 16 01:04:49 +0000 2020

becoming a Big Endian truther, to impress girls

 Wed Dec 16 01:48:23 +0000 2020

im gonna be honest with you, i have no idea what a truther is in general except confused, so something along the lines of "true big endian has never been tried because IBM is hiding it from us" probably

 Wed Dec 16 01:58:14 +0000 2020

(but personally i support big endian because its cute)

 Wed Dec 16 01:58:33 +0000 2020

i guess it's true, some opinions /do/ reflect those holding them, huh

 Wed Dec 16 02:01:53 +0000 2020

hey, it's not wrong if it wo^W^W^W if you're just plain right

 Wed Dec 16 02:18:47 +0000 2020

damn ya endian fat whats ur pronouns

 Wed Dec 16 02:21:45 +0000 2020

id recommend against this, im just gay and stupid

 Wed Dec 16 02:40:47 +0000 2020

i cannot perform under pressure so im gonna 🦀🦀🦀 before i embarrass myself more than usual

 Wed Dec 16 02:56:40 +0000 2020

hot and annoying pride flag

 Wed Dec 16 02:56:46 +0000 2020

frankly, i shoulda gone to sleep when i fucked up writing https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1339027941783719936 but im too gay for my own good
apparently 🦀🦀🦀

 Wed Dec 16 03:16:58 +0000 2020

I've means-tested it after posting and consensus seemed to be that it didn't primarily read as "no u", hence bad

 Wed Dec 16 10:34:32 +0000 2020

ROGD (republic of gamers daemon)

 Wed Dec 16 10:50:18 +0000 2020

trade mark listing, Ethernet(!) stood out to me, apparently Xerox(!!) relinquished during standardisation, 11 years before this book was released, NFS(??), now apparently lapsed, and TeX, now abandoned; wild shit

 Wed Dec 16 23:17:12 +0000 2020

RT @ErisMeatPuppet: @nabijaczleweli Uh oh, wooks wike somebunny is gonna get cancew-wancewwed. The post u made is totawwy a sociaw justice…

 Thu Dec 17 01:21:56 +0000 2020

"tftp: A simplified version of the ftp program."

this one gets me because it's just a big fat lie mans made up on the spot after decomposing the acronym

tftp(1) as far as BSD2.10 is "tftp - trivial file transfer program" and /clearly/ contrasts TFTP with FTP, like???

 Thu Dec 17 01:31:04 +0000 2020

spot the issue

 Thu Dec 17 10:02:23 +0000 2020

quick cum pass 3

 Thu Dec 17 10:05:01 +0000 2020

personally i think transformers should bleed for their crimes against designers

 Thu Dec 17 10:05:41 +0000 2020

never been quite sure what the point of the Big Fuckoff Inductor™ was, but it also seems to be hiding a foil cap this time

 Thu Dec 17 10:08:44 +0000 2020

"Office 365 migration", known as "local Outlook can now send mail, but will not download any folders", or "how i missed two and a half days of mail"

 Thu Dec 17 10:56:54 +0000 2020

also this is where i complain that it takes multiple seconds and two reflows to search through roughly a hundred mails, which neomutt does in half a second (or, on IMAP-searching, in the span of a reflow, but that's hardly fair) on a 198974-message mailbox

 Thu Dec 17 11:12:30 +0000 2020

this is moderately slower (and feels infinitely slower) than father's Outlook 2019 with however-many-gigabytes of mail in his spool

 Thu Dec 17 11:19:19 +0000 2020

you know it's a good day when ddrescue floods dmesg with

 Thu Dec 17 14:04:49 +0000 2020

posting to da gender list, who up

 Thu Dec 17 15:35:00 +0000 2020

they're convening

 Fri Dec 18 11:55:00 +0000 2020

predicted feb 2021 discourse: Documentation Considered Harmful

 Fri Dec 18 15:42:12 +0000 2020

they should kiss.., i think

 Sat Dec 19 00:07:44 +0000 2020

i have gone to the office and im on a mound, ama

 Sat Dec 19 00:34:01 +0000 2020

now this. this is a mound. very cool. you don't see these anywhere else for a reason

 Sat Dec 19 01:52:24 +0000 2020

i cant talk right now im doing hot girl shit (failing to climb a hill and almost fucking dying)

 Sat Dec 19 02:20:14 +0000 2020

I would, but having just almost missed a root and yeeted myself, I think I've had enough hot girl shit for the next month at least tbh

 Sat Dec 19 02:25:11 +0000 2020

the exposure sucks and the lens on my phone is fogged, but this is a classic ripped-fence-with-path situation (see that white rock in center-frame? it's the next bit of this mountain, and there's a sheer thirty-meter drop that starts somewhere in the grass and shrub; fun!)

 Sat Dec 19 02:33:10 +0000 2020

so i have a router, one I hope to do unspeakable things to, and this is D-Link's website; relatively normal for a vendor in 2020. but that GPL compliance link goes somewhere else...

 Sat Dec 19 16:01:31 +0000 2020

to this INCREDIBLE page. it took over fifteen seconds to fully load.

the woman on the top? she's 169x132
the nav on the left? that's not a list, that's text.
the "I agree" link? javascript:nextStep()
the server? actually in Taiwan

 Sat Dec 19 16:07:16 +0000 2020

agreeing to the GPL (?) shows this immaculately paginated list of.. firmwares with GPL components in them?

 Sat Dec 19 16:08:21 +0000 2020

and also another tab, for some reason, with a registration form and "Copyright c 2006"

what

 Sat Dec 19 16:09:59 +0000 2020

finding my device via the nav and a similar search yields me this. /none/ of the rows are links, but if clicked redirect to (2) with the actual link, after six seconds' load

highlights include "GPL Source Code" that grew 2x to 1.6G between 2.10 and 2.11 and another that's 7G(!)

 Sat Dec 19 16:15:22 +0000 2020

i expected the download to take days, but the files are on S3 (indeed, "dlink-gpl" subdomain)?

 Sat Dec 19 16:17:32 +0000 2020

oh, great, there's firmwares for my revision but source only for the later ones

 Sat Dec 19 16:23:57 +0000 2020

better yet, this appears to have a ubicom chip in it, which was apparently bought by qualcomm, and is "based on Ubicom32 Architechture, which is not related to MIPS, ARM or x686. Linux running on this unique architechture has some novel concepts, andthey are explained below."

 Sat Dec 19 16:31:12 +0000 2020

more good news about the architecture :)

 Sat Dec 19 16:41:36 +0000 2020

i was hoping to, dunno, use this thing for something novel or weird but apparently not i guess

 Sat Dec 19 16:43:19 +0000 2020

oh, that almost-seven-gig firmware? it isn't, the number's out of someone's arse. it's 778M

 Sat Dec 19 16:44:39 +0000 2020

I'd personally argue that a printed copy of The International Standard cannot usefully exist either way

 Sat Dec 19 20:10:24 +0000 2020

support for the "Ubicom IP2000" ISA was obsoleted in GCC 4.0.0 and never upstreamed to Linux; the D-Link source uses uClibc, and a brief consultation with the ISA hints at no memory protection, so of little usefulness either way; less sad now, knowing this

 Sat Dec 19 23:47:53 +0000 2020

inb4 yaxpeax-ubicom32 when

 Sat Dec 19 23:50:42 +0000 2020

we should use big endian more, especially on chips that support it like my ho^Wtest MIPS 1004Kc V2.15 edgerouter that's mipsel for some reason, because it would have hid this bug and I wouldn't have to worry about it

 Sun Dec 20 17:41:43 +0000 2020

I've been thinking a lot about this, and I think I'm ready to finally upgrade my computing experience to the next level

 Mon Dec 21 00:51:19 +0000 2020

imaged all the floppies that I had lying around, and the MS-DOS 6.22 floppies were in almost-pristine condition, but the ones that I'd made two-three years ago were all mildly-to-moderately fucked. wild

 Mon Dec 21 00:56:50 +0000 2020

as ever, if you use rp-pppoe or pppd's pppoe plugin, pls test :) https://dianne.skoll.ca/pipermail/rp-pppoe/2020q4/000602.html

 Mon Dec 21 00:59:24 +0000 2020

sure, capitalism might alienate me from my product, and, indeed, the very work generating it, but i don't have to do accounting, so you can't say if it's bad or not

 Mon Dec 21 23:05:20 +0000 2020

b2b pricing got me acting unreasonable (i didnt realise the prices were excl. vat so i acquiesced a mips devboard because im a fool and want to impress th^W girls with my cool big-endian cpu)

 Mon Dec 21 23:54:34 +0000 2020

the cat is learning about wifi, do NOT disrupt

 Tue Dec 22 01:52:30 +0000 2020

even cats – especially cats – understand the perils of the interconnected, wireless society we find ourselves in nowadays

 Tue Dec 22 02:01:21 +0000 2020

on jah im boutta kiss the 802.11n cat

 Tue Dec 22 02:03:12 +0000 2020

inside of you there are two entities:
one is the largest known to man, capable of murder at an unprecedented scale and overthrowing governments, should that be desired
the other is little happy tiny baby for kissing, ruffling, and adoring
you are a domestic cat

 Tue Dec 22 02:07:11 +0000 2020

so i was in the office on the guest wifi, making a buster chroot, and libbz2, libsystemd0, libudev1, and openjdk-11-jre-headless debs apparently match some AV signature, because i got a 403 and a "you did a fucky wucky" page lmao

 Tue Dec 22 14:48:07 +0000 2020

I've acquired a post-lease Fujitsu-branded monitor today, it came with a Fujitsu-branded PSU to plug in the back.
it plugged in the back.
thank shit i have the same PSU for my work laptop and double-checked, because that shit is 19V and the hole is 12V.
quality experience :)

 Tue Dec 22 22:25:12 +0000 2020

doing 3v3s, two swedes in a group, after talking with me for a moment asked if i was "a guy or a girl, or uh transgender"

 Wed Dec 23 02:33:37 +0000 2020

carving this into a potato and stamping on my forehead

 Wed Dec 23 10:40:47 +0000 2020

where is IBM hiding the quad fault?????? you know the mainframes be on that good shit

 Wed Dec 23 11:58:58 +0000 2020

looking for: architecture that will let me fault at least five times, preferably in big-endian

 Wed Dec 23 11:59:48 +0000 2020

Writing code 3h
Writing tests 1h
Building and testing 2h
Unfucking SVN 32.5h
Customer support 1.5h
someone who is good at programming please help me budget this. my product is dying

 Wed Dec 23 14:09:30 +0000 2020

this post sponsored by *spins wheel* cloning an entire fucking repository again because i apparently deleted a directory in my worktree and this cannot be fixed

 Wed Dec 23 14:10:32 +0000 2020

no

 Wed Dec 23 14:20:25 +0000 2020

saw the bastard again. love him :)

 Wed Dec 23 18:18:31 +0000 2020

custom fundamentalists are asleep, post festive cactus

 Wed Dec 23 19:27:20 +0000 2020

violating the gpl for fun and profit (rms shitting his pants the next summer solstice)

 Thu Dec 24 00:13:21 +0000 2020

it was not by my hand that i was once again given cactus

 Thu Dec 24 02:09:42 +0000 2020

my words are as empty as these pots

 Thu Dec 24 02:13:02 +0000 2020

so, cisco router ethernet jacks

 Thu Dec 24 10:10:09 +0000 2020

it's time (for cat in the basket)

 Thu Dec 24 11:06:03 +0000 2020

women get many upvoat.. how about rag basket cat?

 Thu Dec 24 11:07:10 +0000 2020

these all look like shit because its dark and they're all like one to three seconds, but itd be a crime not to shoot cat in da rag basket

 Thu Dec 24 11:08:37 +0000 2020

haha what if we were in the rag basket,, and we're both cats ?

 Thu Dec 24 11:11:37 +0000 2020

wonder how hard it'd be to teach strace zfs ioctls

 Thu Dec 24 12:23:28 +0000 2020

"shockingly easy", it'd seem, but I've found a new level of autohell in the process

 Thu Dec 24 15:08:34 +0000 2020

https://lists.strace.io/pipermail/strace-devel/2020-December/010301.html

 Fri Dec 25 01:35:59 +0000 2020

fuckin gpt1 dril readin ass

 Fri Dec 25 13:36:24 +0000 2020

blaming @The6P4C for having read that outstanding backronym,, the cable do be kinda blursed doe

 Fri Dec 25 13:43:13 +0000 2020

PDC002, just like gram used to make; or, rather, just how you posted about and i wanted one to dick about/follow along with

 Fri Dec 25 13:56:38 +0000 2020

what if you wanted to buy a pdc001, but the baby had been fully upgraded and you were asked to please upgrade the version below to take the link below?

 Fri Dec 25 14:19:40 +0000 2020

that being said, try as i might, i absolutely cannot decipher what the difference between the two is through the identifier soup that are the aliexpress listings

 Fri Dec 25 14:22:21 +0000 2020

takeing The Mainframe off-line to upgrade the link and the version from another system, as a bit

 Fri Dec 25 14:24:22 +0000 2020

had to bring out The Big Camera to resolve the markings on the 6-pin IC (360A0 76345), in addition to cleaning off the heavy cu^W flux(?) off that side

 Fri Dec 25 14:27:12 +0000 2020

PDC002, a cable configuration dongle, or, as I like to call it, PDC001S, an input device

 Fri Dec 25 14:48:55 +0000 2020

flirting with girls by folllowing them on github

 Fri Dec 25 17:16:13 +0000 2020

the inherent homoeroticism between overwatch streamers and jeff kaplan

 Fri Dec 25 23:04:45 +0000 2020

damn, we really out here, huh; is there a point at which a gag is too stupid or esoteric?

 Sat Dec 26 01:13:07 +0000 2020

one could say that that would be, in fact, that very point. but what do I know

 Sat Dec 26 01:17:45 +0000 2020

flirting with girls by imitating junkrat's accent, badly

 Sat Dec 26 01:18:03 +0000 2020

when you're close and she whispers "I'm ready to go Whole Hog®!" in your ear

 Sat Dec 26 01:20:58 +0000 2020

to quote an australian: "is this anything"

 Sat Dec 26 01:21:22 +0000 2020

well, it only took me a year, but here we are at last

 Sun Dec 27 01:15:29 +0000 2020

this post brought to you by x32 sid on HP rp5700 with a DRM-bypassing BCM5720 :)

 Sun Dec 27 02:45:20 +0000 2020

at (almost) 1Gbps down, one CPU is close to completely pegged with no process seeming to claim it; WAN's on the onboard which has tiny buffers, stuck in iowait to the NIC?

 Sun Dec 27 03:45:13 +0000 2020

Win32 is a kernelless multiserver platform

 Sun Dec 27 03:49:16 +0000 2020

hm wait what the hell rustup has a x86_64-unknown-linux-gnux32 target, and it's actually building (if badly)?

 Sun Dec 27 14:27:39 +0000 2020

it's a stable SysV ABI (https://sites.google.com/site/x32abi/), but afaik glibc is the only libc that supports it, and suboptimally at that (e.g. by mq_attr and timespec having wrong member types; it was also plain fucked on sid a few months ago). the quad naming is definitely unfortunate

 Sun Dec 27 15:02:12 +0000 2020

and I only had to patch two crates!

 Sun Dec 27 15:41:15 +0000 2020

i tried, I failed, lesson is: never try

 Sun Dec 27 15:46:11 +0000 2020

i mean, I know it's never a codegen bug, but is this a codegen bug?
the breakpointed path works, the selected instruxion, segfaulting, is "mov esi,DWORD PTR ds:0xc2b675" (so, 0x00C2B925 if I decoded the segmented address right?), which (a) isn't mapped, and (b) on amd64?

 Sun Dec 27 16:27:07 +0000 2020

it appears that GDB decoder is wrong about this, kernel says that's dereferencing 0xC2B675, yaxpeax decodes that fragment as "8b342575b6c200: mov esi, [0xc2b675]", correctly, it'd seem

 Sun Dec 27 16:43:39 +0000 2020

idgi, isnt street racing just.. driving?

 Mon Dec 28 00:35:36 +0000 2020

i was gonna make up some schtick about how it's weird for this space to be empty after so long, but it appears that this apex predator has filled this niche already

 Mon Dec 28 03:02:22 +0000 2020

can cats be sad because they haven't the power which they seek, and if so, how do I grant it them?

 Mon Dec 28 03:38:35 +0000 2020

the fact that i have to get Cat 6A cables to avoid CCA garbage and it costs roughly the same is definitely indicative of something in our society

 Mon Dec 28 10:44:33 +0000 2020

you've heard of memory mappings, now get ready for

 Mon Dec 28 19:02:36 +0000 2020

going ham on FSF pundits, as a pick-up line

 Tue Dec 29 04:02:15 +0000 2020

need me a gf who does products subtraction and make them good, all i can find out here is hoes who've been hyping up concepts :/

 Tue Dec 29 04:36:49 +0000 2020

boys who kiss the homies goodnight vs men who uwu at the homies goodnight

 Tue Dec 29 05:25:52 +0000 2020

going back in time and avoiding getting a rabies vaccine to allow me to froth at the mouth at AWS

 Tue Dec 29 16:08:17 +0000 2020

what form!

 Tue Dec 29 16:21:33 +0000 2020

having a normal one and installing s390x debian in qemu to fix an issue on a rust library

 Tue Dec 29 17:54:18 +0000 2020

it wouldn't be a real Platform if you didn't have to mknod before the real init and the installer worked on something other than stretch

 Tue Dec 29 17:57:25 +0000 2020

this took two hours

 Tue Dec 29 19:07:23 +0000 2020

rustup-init reliably crashes qemu now; great

 Tue Dec 29 20:48:50 +0000 2020

sid chroot, as ever, to the rescue. but god damn if this doesn't kinda blow

 Tue Dec 29 21:00:24 +0000 2020

turned out to just be big-endian and not any cool fuckiness; boo https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/safe-transmute-rs/issues/64

 Wed Dec 30 00:10:21 +0000 2020

coffee for the cat,, bastard mode all day long

 Wed Dec 30 00:15:25 +0000 2020

every day someone discovers suckless, and every day i am forced to see people turn bigot against them

good. more.

 Wed Dec 30 10:08:43 +0000 2020

we've all heard of the chad/thad/lad trichotomy, but what about

 Wed Dec 30 12:31:37 +0000 2020

according to http://www.st.com/st-web-ui/static/active/en/resource/technical/document/user_manual/CD00147165.pdf SH-4 has 234 distinct instructions if I haven't missed any. does that still qualify as a RISC?

 Wed Dec 30 14:25:08 +0000 2020

one vector, one matrix+vector op (FVn are {FRn, FR[n+1], FR[n+2], FR[n+3]} vectors, XMTRX is a 4x4 matrix over all of XF[0..=15])

f

 Wed Dec 30 14:37:29 +0000 2020

throw that cat in a circle

 Wed Dec 30 19:52:30 +0000 2020

i've truly missed putting bespoke compilers into http://build.rs, where you least expect them

 Wed Dec 30 20:12:30 +0000 2020

6558 instructions free, 58977 instructions defined, and 2215 instructions with multiple valid decodes, apparently(?)

AFAICT it's just narrow and wide variants conflicting at size boundaries, but still kinda weird

 Thu Dec 31 01:12:19 +0000 2020

my girl asked for a hitachi... damn they kinda expensive; any thing for her tho,,

 Thu Dec 31 02:53:18 +0000 2020

is this remotely anything or am i just looping

 Thu Dec 31 02:58:28 +0000 2020

SolutionEdge with da FSQRT DRn😏

 Thu Dec 31 03:34:12 +0000 2020

how do I tell someone on my bugtracker to Go And Figure Out How To Do Use Their Distribution And Do Cross-Compilation Themself It's Not That Difficult You Just Have To Lie To Cargo A Bit If You Use GCC Holy Shit I Will Go Monke Mode

 Thu Dec 31 13:02:58 +0000 2020

they're just having a grand old time, who am i to tell them to stop? more data should look like this ,in my opinion

 Thu Dec 31 16:21:25 +0000 2020

integrity? dc offset? clock domains? impedance? what are you talking about? lets go vibe in the thicknet

 Thu Dec 31 16:31:20 +0000 2020

the fun never STOPs on the hydraulic telegraph (now with QSPI rubber duckies!)

 Thu Dec 31 17:59:15 +0000 2020

are we getting fucking shelled? im not vaguely near the border tho??

 Thu Dec 31 18:42:02 +0000 2020

apparently my neighbours have a small-caliber mortar and some sort of bright ordnance that explodes above my head. what the fuck is going on

 Thu Dec 31 18:47:43 +0000 2020

im still alive, so whoever was doing this was a lil' bitch

 Thu Dec 31 18:49:03 +0000 2020

whatever this was, it has stopped. try harder next time ig

 Thu Dec 31 18:52:14 +0000 2020

i was concerned about the 700ms http://build.rs, but, uh, including 9MB of generated code puts cargo into chug city anyway, so

 Thu Dec 31 22:03:49 +0000 2020