Your twitter archive

"hacktober", or, as it's quickly turning out, "vandalise your favourite project month"

 Thu Oct 01 08:38:02 +0000 2020

this was a gag based on like five repos i watch getting vandalised and one person including "hacktober" in the diff, i didn't realise that that's literally what it was!?

 Thu Oct 01 08:55:10 +0000 2020

shameless, but the blame lies squarely with digitalocean https://github.com/catchorg/Catch2/pull/2038/files

"Support open source" my fucking ass; how /could/ you? (the answer being "publicity stunt" and "capitalism"; bastards)

 Thu Oct 01 09:04:21 +0000 2020

>This is not an alternate reality, it’s a shared one which we are all in together.

a shared reality in which you choose to not buy my albums and instead shower me with shit with the audacity to say to "Find additional ways to compensate maintainers for your time and energy."

 Thu Oct 01 09:10:10 +0000 2020

good news: the PCMCIA holes work
good news: the serial card IDs and communicates
bad news: Linux doesn't seem to have a driver for it, confer (3) where that's all the output I get to (1) which is the output on plugging in a Sony Ericsson WLAN card (4)

shit

 Thu Oct 01 16:36:24 +0000 2020

LETS FUCKINJG GO

 Thu Oct 01 20:41:58 +0000 2020

turns out i needed pcmciautils which has an udev rule, userland helpers, "Last update: 08 November 2005", and is for Linux 2.6.13-rc1 and up

and that i only get one device corresponding to the first channel

and that the second serial port on the rp5700 doesn't work(?)

however,

 Thu Oct 01 20:55:48 +0000 2020

same

 Thu Oct 01 20:56:04 +0000 2020

in this short and fleeting moment i am a god; in another, i will've'd finally witnessed BSD worms.c as they were meant to be and have ascended past godhood

 Thu Oct 01 21:51:14 +0000 2020

on the right track, or so i think; i wasn't actually remotely alive for this era of computing, so dunno

 Thu Oct 01 22:35:39 +0000 2020

omg my boys, ,, they are here and i love them so much

thank you, Eric P. Scott of Caltech High Energy Physics in October 1980

fittingly, that's exactly fourty years ago, and these worms are twice my age

 Thu Oct 01 22:47:33 +0000 2020

 Thu Oct 01 23:16:14 +0000 2020

the (almost – not including the machine hosting the CIFS rootfs for the laptop –) complete setup is more messy and much more fragile than it usually is; an achievement, since I sleep here

 Fri Oct 02 01:13:11 +0000 2020

if nothing else, my CPUs are still boosting, my attic is warmed, and I found a critical bug in r710_fan_controller slash the platform that caused a thermal runaway; thanks, Dell

 Fri Oct 02 10:14:34 +0000 2020

http 1.10.0 is now out on Crates, which means you can, i.a.: limit --request-bandwidth, spec per-extension --mime-type overrides, and serve /file.html for a /file request if you --strip-extensions. Get it while it's lukewarm, &c.: https://crates.io/crates/https

 Fri Oct 02 16:11:22 +0000 2020

always good to know

 Sat Oct 03 22:29:26 +0000 2020

he sleep

 Tue Oct 06 14:06:04 +0000 2020

it's been 40 days and there is, indeed, grass here, just not in the spot i planted it, nor is it it the right kind

 Tue Oct 06 19:27:51 +0000 2020

La Penseuse

 Tue Oct 06 19:30:15 +0000 2020

"When Anaïs Nin was writing erotica for a dollar a page, she and her fellow contributors were irritated by their patron's insistence that they ‘leave out the poetry’ and ‘concentrate on the sex’.¹" https://twitter.com/The_Big_Quiet/status/1313518804643782656

 Tue Oct 06 21:38:40 +0000 2020

rmf has convinced me to try Qubes and it's kicking and screaming as i try to virtualise it, but maybe my work laptop's 8th-gen Intel CPU will be fresh enough?

 Wed Oct 07 11:54:46 +0000 2020

i seem to recall this having at least one 2.5" bay, but after 19 screws, hearty tabs, and taking out the NVME screwing into the bottom lid and slotting into the motherboard, i don't think there's space and i might've been mistaken?

 Wed Oct 07 12:00:10 +0000 2020

hm, apart from the one two-screen contraption, I haven't seen a non-invertable laptop that can go flat (and then back again)?

 Wed Oct 07 12:02:42 +0000 2020

hm, two M.2 slots with coax pairs? the longer one is swappable via the disk/RAM flap, too; cool

not sure why (apart from, like, a short disk?) you would want this, but maybe people do need to connect to two Wi-Fis? (or, like, cellular, maybe?)

the SODIMM covers are cute as well

 Wed Oct 07 12:10:08 +0000 2020

oh neat, the TPM is on a separate board with a plug/socket, pair and screwed into the motherboard; I'm assuming for out-of-circuit programming?

 Wed Oct 07 12:18:33 +0000 2020

close-ups of the rest of the boards, note the red keyboard trim coming through and the incredible thermal mass of the millimeter, if that, of heatsink

the big SWAP thing is a network transformer, despite being on the exact opposite end from where the Ethernet hole lives?

 Wed Oct 07 12:32:18 +0000 2020

main flap, my first thought was "god /damn/ this is an expensive part": very detailed mould with the dock holding thingies so you can't just pop it off easily, at least three different layers on top, aluminium swatches on top held with plastic welds going through them(?)

 Wed Oct 07 12:40:40 +0000 2020

let's not forget the battery lock with three different moving parts

 Wed Oct 07 12:43:37 +0000 2020

there's this also this sproingy thing under the NVMe, for vibration, presumably?

weirdly, or, I guess, unexpectedly for me, almost all screws were like (2), with a wide, deep thread instead of the standard I've grown to expect like (3), the majority of which were blue-gooped

 Wed Oct 07 12:51:01 +0000 2020

dunno if this is a final prod unit, but this design hasn't been cost-optimised nearly as I've come to expect; it wasn't so much a joy to take apart like an R700 is, but more like a hard day's job well done; the laptop feels fucking indestructible

 Wed Oct 07 12:55:12 +0000 2020

and yet I still feel underwhelmed, maybe because I was hoping to be embracing a new computing paradigm instead of sitting on the floor shooting my bed

 Wed Oct 07 12:59:57 +0000 2020

today on "printers or 80% my friend group?":

 Thu Oct 08 00:14:41 +0000 2020

for the second time in as many days, SVN managed to shit on its own database for no reason, this time /in the middle of an op/??

how the fuck do people live like this?

 Thu Oct 08 11:40:47 +0000 2020

ah yeah, I haven't thought of that!

now i kinda wanna do TPM-encrypted ZFS datasets, hm

 Thu Oct 08 15:54:20 +0000 2020

this is the smallest font that was still readable, but there's more from this month alone below

 Thu Oct 08 16:53:34 +0000 2020

lmao, not every day you get quoted in a report like this https://sourcehut.org/blog/october-almost-outage/

 Thu Oct 08 21:37:16 +0000 2020

qemu, can you use this tpm 2.0 simulator to expose a tpm to the guest?
qemu: heres a tpm 1.2 device that barely works, do you like this

 Thu Oct 08 23:01:32 +0000 2020

things I would like to do: cryptography
things I am doing instead: cry

cr[yptograph]y? there's a gag in here somewhere

 Thu Oct 08 23:08:47 +0000 2020

i ordered a 42mm NVMe SSD, let's see how much of a disappointment /that/ will be

 Fri Oct 09 10:07:24 +0000 2020

why in dog's name is uint64_t an unsigned long long on ILP32 but just unsigned long on LP64, and why is C strictly denominational about this; nobody's cared about the fucking int names in thirty years

 Fri Oct 09 15:06:55 +0000 2020

this post brought to you by the x32 kexec-tools port that will now either have warnings or me spending even more time in autohell, and, well,

 Fri Oct 09 15:08:30 +0000 2020

oh this code is common between amd64 and i386 anyway so i can also just not give a shit; delightful

 Fri Oct 09 15:13:08 +0000 2020

hm, so, turns out, if you upload a file with a colon in the name to a USB drive in a FunBox 2.0 it hard-crashes the HTTP server with the admin interface until power cycled

i wasn't even trying to break it this time

 Sat Oct 10 21:37:01 +0000 2020

on today's installment of File Descriptor Crimes we're setting ZFS dataset keys from an in-memory buffer

 Sun Oct 11 03:48:09 +0000 2020

im tired, hence a take: C is actually good but only if you write it in Modern C++™

 Sun Oct 11 23:58:27 +0000 2020

thanks apt

 Mon Oct 12 08:33:56 +0000 2020

in what the industry calls a "fucky wucky", the laptop has woken from S3 and did not hibernate in the bag during a 2ish-hour journey in what one can only describe as a mild oven experience; will this be the end of this U400? tune in next week!

 Mon Oct 12 10:29:33 +0000 2020

in this case i had some visual corruption until powered off to cool, booting again hasn't given me any output yet, but I very likely just mistyped Fn+F4 for hibernate as Fn+F3 for S3 which is linked to suspend-then-hibernate and didn't verify the LEDs since i was in a hurry

 Mon Oct 12 13:21:14 +0000 2020

this being a Toshiba, it does also have a lid switch problem in that it's not an SW_LID and so usually doesn't report as open again until flapped after booting, which is, admittedly, less of a problem than the converse would be

 Mon Oct 12 13:22:56 +0000 2020

how the cat fold like this

 Mon Oct 12 14:08:52 +0000 2020

diagnosis: after pressing power button, Caps Lock flashes, optical kicks, and disk spins up; no further activity until next press, where the system shuts down as normal w/o ACPI

recommended treatment: i don't fucking know, take it apart, put it back together, see what falls out?

 Mon Oct 12 20:56:04 +0000 2020

i may not be able to sustain twenty syllables a second, but, nonetheless, welcome to the chop shop

 Mon Oct 12 21:03:39 +0000 2020

when i say that they don't make 'em like they used to anymore, it's usually due to an illbegotten nostalgia for an era of computing I wasn't really there for, but in this case thank fuck; i always forget just how much of a pain in the arse this computer is to gut

2008 was a time

 Mon Oct 12 21:22:08 +0000 2020

this is where I'd normally put a shot of the cooler and/or die but im too annoyed to take a good one, so here's one from five years ago (a.k.a. 10th of January 2020) when i last opened this laptop; nevertheless, i repasted for good measure: https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1215423689975640066

 Mon Oct 12 21:26:40 +0000 2020

haven't noted these funky screws under the back of the battery before; cool!

 Mon Oct 12 21:29:12 +0000 2020

it's been 33 minutes of twitter time, but the timestamps on my photos say 18:35-22:01 for the ones I posted so far; taking this machine apart is fucking nerve-wracking every single time, likewise putting it back together

and now over to me on the phone, as I power it on again

 Mon Oct 12 21:34:45 +0000 2020

LETS GYCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

 Mon Oct 12 21:38:57 +0000 2020

my working hypothesis was that something got pushed apart due to thermal expansion or w/e and cooled down non-contactingly

i took it apart, unplugging and replugging everything, and it works now; of fucking course it does, this laptop's indestructible

however, it proves nothing

 Mon Oct 12 21:43:35 +0000 2020

as a book-end, a calculation: the DDR2 800MHz RAM inside this machine has lower band-width than cheap NVMe drives nowadays

also, go get my album(s): https://nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/cinque

 Mon Oct 12 22:00:05 +0000 2020

becatted and/or bescreened

 Tue Oct 13 10:02:33 +0000 2020

photographs taken moments before disaster

 Tue Oct 13 18:15:56 +0000 2020

the disaster being, of course, Kraków's sub-urban planning and shitty never-draining roads with ankle-deep lakes

 Tue Oct 13 18:19:47 +0000 2020

official genders for this winter season — tag yourself, &c., &c.

 Tue Oct 13 20:56:15 +0000 2020

thankfully, both boxes and trash bags have been invented by this point, so The Object has arrived unscathed; this cannot be said for yours truly, but who gives a shit? there's a fresh printer to misuse and it's everything I hoped for

 Tue Oct 13 22:02:29 +0000 2020

was also moderately excited to have the original box, but this box is for a entirely unrelated OKI printer, which is somehow even funnier to me

 Tue Oct 13 22:05:57 +0000 2020

gnerbl

 Wed Oct 14 20:17:57 +0000 2020

weirdly, OKI's website only lists something called a 3320eco for 3320, but the only ecoish indicator would be the energy star logo?

 Wed Oct 14 20:40:39 +0000 2020

sounds like a good night out, really

 Wed Oct 14 20:42:17 +0000 2020

somehow this grey-on-grey-on-grey-on-grey with straight lines in every direxion still manages to severely fool the autofocus?

 Wed Oct 14 21:26:36 +0000 2020

"designed in Japan, made in the UK", labelled in German, with a Polish instruxion booklet, which mentions an optional serial expansion card, presumably replacing the breakable flap?

it doesn't, however, mention that circular 8-pin; kinda blows because i can't name it for shit

 Wed Oct 14 22:17:43 +0000 2020

DATE: 06 MAY 99

sixth of may, nineteen ninety nine

that makes this machine 1.5 /years/ older than me, to within 4 days

never not on brand, I guess?

 Wed Oct 14 22:41:41 +0000 2020

[imagine something to the effect of "selfie" here, but actually phrased humourously because i believed in it]

 Wed Oct 14 22:45:29 +0000 2020

tipped off by a russian – the circular hole is likely a mini-DIN for the RS-232 serial, so the breakoff is then probably for the NIC, which the marketing material says is an OKILAN 7120e3 which seems to go for 250+ dollars (I got the printer for the equivalent of 31 all told).

 Wed Oct 14 23:43:49 +0000 2020

why the fuck does everything related to TPMs suck so goddamn much

 Thu Oct 15 12:55:08 +0000 2020

ive managed to have it not tell me to go fuck myself, and, honestly, this feels like an accomplishment

 Thu Oct 15 14:23:33 +0000 2020

permanently surprised by WSL being touted as Run Desktop Linux Apps On Windows!!!!! when VcXsrv has Just Worked for years and you can use it for any UNIX, anywhere, and aren't restricted to WSL's dogshit kernels

 Thu Oct 15 18:05:40 +0000 2020

maybe im old, maybe im jaded, but having given WSL a good try to avoid running a full virtualisation solution to integrate a thing on my dad's laptop i walked away disappointed and mildly disgusted with the whole experience; ended up scripting a tiny Debian image in PS for HyperV

 Thu Oct 15 18:12:57 +0000 2020

the kernel that came with WSL straight-up didn't support 32-bit ELFs, which meant that (a) it was absolutely useless to me and (b) despite clicking the "Install: Debian" button in Microsoft Store I didn't get a Debian kernel, which was slightly misleading at best

 Thu Oct 15 18:21:08 +0000 2020

a quick "WSL custom kernel" Google at the time (and, looking at it, now) revealed that that consists of "let's build Linux! that's fun!" and, while I don't doubt that, I'm not gonna spend days building Linux on an old laptop; and I couldn't in good conscience deploy that, anyway

 Thu Oct 15 18:25:05 +0000 2020

again: maybe I'm jaded, but the whole experience seemed to be more oriented toward "there's Linux! on my Windows machine! that's a shell, right there!" than general-purpose computing?

 Thu Oct 15 18:28:42 +0000 2020

i think it was April of this year, so whatever was default in Windows at that time

 Thu Oct 15 18:34:33 +0000 2020

on my work laptop I just run QEMU off MSYS2 with HAX for pretty much the same purpose, except that it's less annoying than WSL to me, heh

have you tried them under Wine? I've had surprising amounts of success with Windows-Only Graphics Programs™ in that department

 Thu Oct 15 18:48:04 +0000 2020

hooly shit holyshithily shti

 Thu Oct 15 20:42:04 +0000 2020

12 hours and 250 lines of dismal C++ and I've managed to [checks notes] seal a string in a TPM like three lines of shell could've. good investment

 Thu Oct 15 20:46:52 +0000 2020

i have forgotten to post him, but here he is: hidden, perfectly masqueraded, all but invisible in his environment

 Fri Oct 16 11:13:38 +0000 2020

so im supposed to understand "kubernetes" for work and, uh, why does "kubelet" say "running with swap on is not supported, please disable swap!". literally what the fuck does this mean. "you need to turn your swaps off" yeah, but why. is swapping too new a technology for google?

 Fri Oct 16 12:04:16 +0000 2020

please do correct me if I'm wrong, but UNIX has supported swapping, even if not of individual pages, since time immemorial. hell, so does Win16. there's no target in hell that (a) makes sense to cubise, and (b) doesn't support swapping. this doesn't strike me as difficult somehow

 Fri Oct 16 12:18:13 +0000 2020

I, uh, wasn't, but that was gonna be my first guess, knowing The Google Way™ :v

 Fri Oct 16 12:20:25 +0000 2020

dunno, maybe i'm not thinking at web scale, but i don't think you can guarantee any sort of performance when you remove the ability to move anonymous pages out of RAM and stop having functional caches because you have no space for file-backed, or otherwise, pages?

 Sat Oct 17 00:57:37 +0000 2020

ELF is very good format

 Sat Oct 17 21:44:19 +0000 2020

forced to use something other than the C preprocessor for manpages because GNU CPP chokes on markdown headings in traditional mode, but im not happy about it

 Sat Oct 17 23:14:54 +0000 2020

hehehe

 Sat Oct 17 23:51:59 +0000 2020

okay cool, so if you wanted to do TPM-encrypted ZFS datasets, tzpfms (catchy name!) will help you do so (if you have a TPM 2.0 and don't need to do it automatically or in the initrd for now): https://sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/tzpfms

 Sun Oct 18 02:08:09 +0000 2020

are we sure about this?

 Sun Oct 18 17:16:11 +0000 2020

he's bread

 Mon Oct 19 20:27:22 +0000 2020

reminder to never try to do anything cool, interesting, or novel, as any such attempt will be made to be regretted immediately and veraciously and it is never worth it

 Mon Oct 19 21:56:16 +0000 2020

on the grep -R '1\.19\.3' / stage of "kubernetes", to potentially find where "kubeadm" is finding "control plane" binaries of that version

 Tue Oct 20 13:17:07 +0000 2020

ive had this box in vaguely this state — on the floor, half-open — since I got the boots — early this year — for exactly this purpose, and this is the /first god-damn time/ a cat has moved into it;

 Tue Oct 20 16:18:59 +0000 2020

scholar

 Tue Oct 20 16:52:54 +0000 2020

hm, not good; this disk /does/ have a single unrelocatable bad sector but I put it on the badblocks list, and this has never happened before? shit

 Tue Oct 20 17:37:21 +0000 2020

✶ DO NOT REMOVE ANY LABELS
✶ DO NOT PUSH ON THE TOP COVER
✶ HANDLE ONLY BY SIDES OF BASE
✶ AVOID GIVING SHOCK
✶ RATTLE NOISE IS NORMAL
✶ DO NOT COVER BREATHING HOLE

 Tue Oct 20 19:11:09 +0000 2020

or, as I like to call it: the exact opposite of a good wednesday

the bracket is cool, despite the foam rather decaying, the rubber(?) is still workable enough for the job

plus, despite no obvious date mark I'm pretty sure this is the original drive that shipped with the machine

 Tue Oct 20 19:20:44 +0000 2020

The Machine™ being, of course, my Toshiba Satellite U400, previously featured when i kinda cooked it a bit: https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1315600486767235073

 Tue Oct 20 19:22:42 +0000 2020

and earlier still as i nicked it from my dad, reassembled it, and razed off the XP install: https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1213277562434142211

 Tue Oct 20 19:24:43 +0000 2020

ah, yes; the good console output

 Tue Oct 20 20:08:30 +0000 2020

one thing I haven't thought about before (or noticed) is how, at some point, drive sizes just stopped being decimal?
i mean, this SSD is "256 gigabytes" long, but the original drive is "250 gigabytes"

 Tue Oct 20 22:57:11 +0000 2020

like, historically, you could get 30/50/80/250/500G disks; ive only seen 16/64/256/512G SSDs, and beside the multi-terabyte market, that's all you really get nowadays i think

does this matter? not really, no; does it indicate a larger cultural shift? possible, but not likely

 Tue Oct 20 22:59:25 +0000 2020

i think i had a point but by the time i trimmed it down into 1.5 tweets it got squished away and rotted before it hit the cutting-room floor. or maybe im just tired

 Tue Oct 20 23:04:10 +0000 2020

left: good
right: not good, especially since i have this drive minor hell and it didn't really budge so im pretty sure this is a false positive but also this is SMART and hence to be mostly trusted and everything sucks and i hate it

 Tue Oct 20 23:15:21 +0000 2020

oh wow unhibernation at 200+ish MiB/s instead of 106-111? to a system that isn't mostly unusable for minutes as it thrashes to read all the file-backed pages back? lightdm actually showing up instead of masquerading as i915 assert failure? it's a new era

 Tue Oct 20 23:23:47 +0000 2020

it has taken a (mostly) full rollback to a snapshot before running any part of "kubernetes" for "kubeadm init" to do something beside telling me to piss off; what an achievement

 Wed Oct 21 16:04:25 +0000 2020

also the Docker™ For Windows® installer shat on all virtualisation settings that the installer didn't roll back so badly that it took seven reboots and two pre-boot "Disabling Windows Security Feature" menus to get HAXM back in order. i love to compute

 Wed Oct 21 16:06:20 +0000 2020

for all of the windows design decisions that I don't necessarily agree with, there is something striking about getting UEFI text-mode prompts with just white-on-black text in the era of large rendered text and animations in the bootloader. it definitely gave them a lot of weight

 Wed Oct 21 16:11:51 +0000 2020

 Wed Oct 21 20:33:34 +0000 2020

after a particularly turbulent Poczta Polska experience, i now have a 2242 NVMe disk with a 2280 crutch

im not sure if it's cute or cursed yet, and i don't think I'll ever know

 Wed Oct 21 20:58:53 +0000 2020

better yet, despite being a Lenovo OEM part (sticker removed to spare the reader), it enumerates and works when plugged in through a riser, although, rather hilariously, the PCIe controller name is "SK hynix BC501 NVMe Solid State Drive 512GB", despite this being a 120G device

 Wed Oct 21 21:02:30 +0000 2020

i came here to validate my boot chain and install security-focused operating systems, and I'm all out of Secure Boot, apparently? kinda weird that Qubes official ISOs wouldn't work with SB out-of-box

 Wed Oct 21 21:07:53 +0000 2020

cool. fun. outstanding.

 Wed Oct 21 21:10:33 +0000 2020

moved the disk to the slot where the main 2280 NVMe goes and it enumerates now; delightful

 Wed Oct 21 21:14:03 +0000 2020

so, according to a random Dell website, this M.2 B key can be any of "PCIe x2/SATA/USB/UART-12C/SSIC/UIM/PCM", but this is a PC so it's gonna be PCIe x2, SATA, or USB and there's antennae so it's not gonna be SATA, but I entirely forgot about USB. is this a USB slot?

 Wed Oct 21 21:19:12 +0000 2020

a better question would be "(how) can I tell what this is" and im gonna assume the answer is "fuck you" because this is a computer and im a consumer

 Wed Oct 21 21:21:18 +0000 2020

who would win: Google's Enterprise-Grade Solution or a /dev/null bind-mount over /proc/swaps?

 Thu Oct 22 10:02:09 +0000 2020

name a more iconic trio; I'll wait

 Thu Oct 22 23:53:51 +0000 2020

signing documents like this from now on

 Fri Oct 23 12:43:16 +0000 2020

ah yes, the femme/butch dichotomy codified at last

 Fri Oct 23 13:31:32 +0000 2020

just something to brighten up your day :)

 Fri Oct 23 13:32:21 +0000 2020

i was mostly just annoyed at another squarepost but im getting reports that this is also an adequate representation of the kingdom's politics, so

 Fri Oct 23 13:42:30 +0000 2020

yeehaw, the maintainer replied to my patchset

granted, it's mostly to the effect of "how the fuck do I even build this?", but, y'know, small steps

 Fri Oct 23 15:43:17 +0000 2020

les immortels?? [skull crunches, body clops in mud] how about now, bitch

 Sun Oct 25 23:44:20 +0000 2020

cat (chair cat)

 Mon Oct 26 11:18:30 +0000 2020

branch!!!!?!?!?!!??!!

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 Mon Oct 26 13:29:27 +0000 2020

If you have concerns about nabijaczleweli policies or actions, I suggest you contact the cryptozoologists from your state.

 Tue Oct 27 01:02:41 +0000 2020

friendship ended with GDB, now the dynamic linker is my best friend

 Tue Oct 27 18:25:11 +0000 2020

now with support for both TPM2 and TPM1.X devices, as well as passwords for the devices and keys! https://git.sr.ht/~nabijaczleweli/tzpfms

 Tue Oct 27 19:57:18 +0000 2020

CUSE (Catgirls in User-SpacE)

 Wed Oct 28 00:16:53 +0000 2020

 Wed Oct 28 12:11:42 +0000 2020

she,, imstall

 Wed Oct 28 18:39:17 +0000 2020

it's not SATA, either; I did, in fact, order an incredibly high-quality SSD just to test this, but no, it's almost definitely USB

 Wed Oct 28 18:49:37 +0000 2020

having done extensive research (i.e. googled "m.2 2242 -ssd -sata -256gb -128gb"), the first sensible result I got was https://prd-cp-download-bucket.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/2020/10/fdc8627c-f2f6-49dc-9f5e-5eccb3dd6ffe/87-YB797-1_E_QCA9377%20Product%20Brief.pdf?X-Amz-Security-Token=IQoJb3JpZ2luX2VjENr%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FwEaCXVzLXdlc3QtMiJHMEUCICuORG84U%2BgLNmePJkf7mcky2blQJHs1UkQluJ%2FVmNySAiEAoCunvkyvEjDfILP54NBnflAVlfKn0njyAz%2F4tzLO9XsqtAMIMxABGgw1NTk4ODUxOTExNzkiDEEPSMhLGlYVJHq%2FHyqRA6eLySLowUnHcxYzKihPDuxT2%2BrsGuZNcFHyIsMLi5cO9KjHv%2F6RkB6iM69xYVruo2KN5KnhHjS4BPzcMAOqjBrYb7WUKC4oNNCwpD%2BTJVN55q7eaeikQpZQNzoXTjvfPwTTc4PgWB15QQbjzvH%2Ff7B1nDzh%2F8yvnZGclBUWIhJUF3ap5shZCsTUwVXC7KkkI0C6H78X0vr45GHZOwP4tyPtoQpDzqeBH1k%2BKWI6nOSG0hsZJOEf1mr7OObRCWlijz1GO9T%2FeKq5vDaJDsCBZff7lgIDh3a7JHwHCdx2f%2FGlhcXgJbKtBtqnO1tNE2tpY1Gl0i0cjUk1DJWxzApo7OrfmKL4vmo8knjvghzykEqsLJRCR0AkDzJoPAiqb2Cu7LTEx8cFrdS7cs7WN6uX0RfTDUsuhC%2Bw3Pnd4OzfnKn8ThtUDFiZoVernlmWJepACSeuNTH9khV4%2FKnOulDCBpsOSLqvzYPsjXabkyM3F7S8uhqFxOHyb7F2eqFOpkO1FQo1DJRieF%2FFkCmUJ1PlKzw%2FML7h5vwFOusBaxQfJqYmOaqAdvv1Fn8SJY2%2Fl8HOXrEYquQjEcOR3jn%2FLhvOBYjE4Mp2JQUMaOV39EfgmJYZapXB%2FFse7PsL9gA6g5zLUcs7jbhvcyIxhBsH3MT2GbNibq3DHjXAVKm7UPDybjWJ8fD2rQALdUV3ojOVyJ0tDK9%2FHhK5qPS%2Bq6cbXmpjvJt6GbuCXK3JuQcRHL0VurvDQZT7WPIAXUhqcBNi%2FOToS9rW1FqC3sIHLJVOYPpT9KFJByeQddbEgKYfN6Q3g2tbYK5rif7F14XL9lPnUokydSs2j8cokZDZJnoty8oRgTmGZYAEkw%3D%3D&X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Date=20201028T190147Z&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Expires=600&X-Amz-Credential=ASIAYEW6CBAFVF3QK5NJ%2F20201028%2Fus-west-2%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Signature=2c8802a6474933080ad6f1cd23aa84f061f387d1191abaec295c3ffaf25dbd8b, which says that QCA9377-7 has both Wi-Fi and Bluetooth on USB, and i don't think i can buy this and i don't think i care anymore

 Wed Oct 28 20:40:12 +0000 2020

i have body image issues? more like im issuing this fat ass in the dm

 Wed Oct 28 22:54:03 +0000 2020

take me to where the palmtops are and financial responsibility isn't

 Thu Oct 29 01:29:01 +0000 2020

[they did surgery on a grape voice] they put a tenth-gen in a 200-mil

 Thu Oct 29 02:09:46 +0000 2020

since when does a Celeron have four 2.4GHz CPUs with DDR4?? granted, reality is a bit fuzzy right now, but i don't think i can fake an ARK page

all in a form factor as wide as my hand stretches (and that probably cannot cool itself). im awed

 Thu Oct 29 02:20:08 +0000 2020

averaging out the distance between my nearest tescos, to find out my "failure mode"

 Thu Oct 29 02:24:12 +0000 2020

i would like to apologise for this post, i was clearly not in my right mind when making it (but also I've seen the analytics, not enough people suffered)

 Thu Oct 29 09:52:47 +0000 2020

my patches finally landed in Debian 0.8.5-2 (https://bugs.debian.org/968256)! fearless ZFS on x32, at last

 Thu Oct 29 10:01:29 +0000 2020

synthesis: [drunk valley girl voice] haha no /you/'re evil >:)
dialectics: being evil is cool, confer goths

 Thu Oct 29 12:08:22 +0000 2020

what and/or why does this mean

 Thu Oct 29 14:08:15 +0000 2020

oh jesus fucking christ, it's the dynamic linker and friends; now, what exactly is the /point/ of Go?

 Thu Oct 29 14:14:09 +0000 2020

never a bad time for some AWK :)

 Thu Oct 29 14:49:20 +0000 2020

how are palmtop reviewers always so incredibly on-brand

 Thu Oct 29 17:34:41 +0000 2020

mentally, im the pigeon in the mall

 Thu Oct 29 23:08:48 +0000 2020

it is physically not possible to put an i7 in a black chassis; I've gone as far as contacting a sales representative to confirm this

 Fri Oct 30 09:57:54 +0000 2020

it turns out taking a phone picture after sunset that doesn't suck ass is Difficult™

 Fri Oct 30 13:31:17 +0000 2020

I've left my house for the express purpose of attempting to get a good shot twice, but that is apparently not viable. at least (1) is in focus?

 Fri Oct 30 13:34:28 +0000 2020

one thing I was worried about was that they were gonna slip, as is ribbons' wont, but they don't, and that they'd stain more, but they're still shockingly clean, despite having been involved in Kraków sub-urban planning multiple times

overall, an uncharacteristic success

 Fri Oct 30 13:45:31 +0000 2020

absolutely fucking furious, who thought this was a good idea https://github.com/openzfs/zfs/issues/11145

 Sat Oct 31 20:34:54 +0000 2020

apparently it'll work in 2.x and it's opensolaris' fault. cool. fun. normal compute day

 Sat Oct 31 21:30:42 +0000 2020