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very sad to find out that linux still doesn't support Wi-Fi

 Sun Sep 01 13:54:09 +0000 2019

budged and tried to install an Ubuntu :)

 Sun Sep 01 15:14:28 +0000 2019

you can always eat mine :)

 Sun Sep 01 16:58:37 +0000 2019

:):):):):):):):):):)

 Sun Sep 01 18:01:52 +0000 2019

YESYESYESYESYESYES

 Mon Sep 02 14:55:32 +0000 2019

just gonna cuck me out of those 5MHa like that huh

 Mon Sep 02 21:16:24 +0000 2019

Knoppix supports Wi-Fi
Wi-Fi doesn't support WPA2

BIOS supports PXE

 Mon Sep 02 21:29:18 +0000 2019

ACAB (All Cats Are Baby)

 Tue Sep 03 01:12:27 +0000 2019

aren't you tired of being nice
don't you just wanna grow a fucken plant

 Tue Sep 03 11:57:30 +0000 2019

absolutely gutted to be called out like this

 Tue Sep 03 14:29:28 +0000 2019

[distant thrashing sounds as I lose all domestication]

 Wed Sep 04 11:43:51 +0000 2019

guess which headass bitch just burned herself on the resistor I knew would be piping fucking hot

 Wed Sep 04 13:04:27 +0000 2019

update: I'm implementing it

 Wed Sep 04 17:19:39 +0000 2019

sluts,, are truly the best of friends. but snail sluts? saved my life,

 Thu Sep 05 02:13:18 +0000 2019

cryptid

 Thu Sep 05 02:38:29 +0000 2019

absolutely fucked that I can't just be a plant and be happy for once

 Thu Sep 05 10:25:56 +0000 2019

does the uhhhhh windows "add network location" thing not make valid WebDAV requests why does it PROPFIND with no body and then fail with a "does not appear to be valid" why are there no logs or error messages on any of this ??

 Thu Sep 05 12:04:37 +0000 2019

what the FUCK does this mean

 Thu Sep 05 12:24:59 +0000 2019

okay this kicks ass actually because it means I should just stop slamming my head on this wall lol

big thanks!!

 Thu Sep 05 12:58:11 +0000 2019

update update: some things are better left untouched, forgotten, rotting within their own scum, and decaying into the void, lest the void comes calling

 Thu Sep 05 13:15:42 +0000 2019

just plugged an ethernet cable up my motherboard and up the laptop to test and, !! viable?
is networking actually? good??

 Thu Sep 05 13:35:50 +0000 2019

networks reside in the attic

 Thu Sep 05 17:36:44 +0000 2019

camera w/o HDR so, but

 Thu Sep 05 17:44:43 +0000 2019

ЦшЦ

 Fri Sep 06 08:50:52 +0000 2019

!!!

 Fri Sep 06 11:18:12 +0000 2019

CentOS booted!

Granted, PXELINUX is refusing to make HTTP requests so only over TFTP, but still!

 Fri Sep 06 13:04:06 +0000 2019

Using the lpxelinux.0 image instead of pxelinux.0 fixed HTTP

 Fri Sep 06 14:21:41 +0000 2019

allez-vous, citoyen

 Fri Sep 06 14:44:20 +0000 2019

a flame ejaculation, crack, and two bypasses later, this thing seems to work Just Fine™

 Fri Sep 06 20:25:19 +0000 2019

i will not order another plant online i will not order another plant online i will not order another plant online i will not order another plant online i will not order another plant online i will not order another plant online i will not order another plant online i will not ord

 Fri Sep 06 20:32:12 +0000 2019

stop, beaning time

 Sat Sep 07 11:23:33 +0000 2019

debian might be a distro for lesbians, but this kernel isn't even trying to pull the filesystem, and it's forced me to use fucking wireshark for the first time in my life; if this turns out to be a god-damned bug in buster, I swear to god

 Sat Sep 07 14:50:37 +0000 2019

object class: euclid

 Sat Sep 07 17:07:41 +0000 2019

im foaming at the mouth why the fuck does this say "unrecognised" the filesystem is neither case-sensitive nor case-preserving why can linux still not fuckign deal wtih this shit in twenty fucking nineteen

 Sat Sep 07 19:26:36 +0000 2019

it was raining the whole of yesterday so I was gonna teleport The Shaded One today but it just popped when I tried to prop it up :(

 Sun Sep 08 13:00:21 +0000 2019

who'd've thought pulling a 2.2 gigabyte image into a 133 megabyte ramdisk would fail ?

 Sun Sep 08 15:08:14 +0000 2019

having detoured through booting NetBSD, managed to get an NFS mount that didn't spinlock :+1:

 Sun Sep 08 21:20:31 +0000 2019

got it to (try to) boot off the livecd squash image over NFS, and over 14 hours of ramming 4-6 MB/s over the network, it didn't quite go anywhere, so

 Mon Sep 09 12:29:40 +0000 2019

stromk

 Mon Sep 09 13:23:10 +0000 2019

mounting alpine's minirootfs image uhhh booted? I guess? didn't allow me to log in and only accepted every second input but it didn't immediately error, either, so, progress?

 Mon Sep 09 16:50:31 +0000 2019

so I installed a debian in a VM and uhh, kinda fucked how this is the most sensible way to do this?

 Tue Sep 10 00:10:22 +0000 2019

hey how hte fuck

 Tue Sep 10 01:34:37 +0000 2019

uhhhh why is,, rustup-init.. trapping ? what the hell

 Tue Sep 10 13:23:40 +0000 2019

current brain

 Tue Sep 10 21:40:36 +0000 2019

hey uhh does network gear want to fuck and/or hunt me down

 Wed Sep 11 14:26:57 +0000 2019

what if we held leafs
and kissed
and we're both plantbians ?
🙈🙈🙈

 Wed Sep 11 17:46:18 +0000 2019

Cock and Ball Dordure can help with
muscle discomfort
due to exercise.

 Wed Sep 11 21:24:18 +0000 2019

OwO

 Thu Sep 12 10:09:50 +0000 2019

it's network time again

 Thu Sep 12 19:44:57 +0000 2019

not even cats are immune to gamerism
talk to your cat today

 Fri Sep 13 07:48:25 +0000 2019

would be lying if I said it didn't take me a bit looking for the IPv4 config on this laptop for the gigabit router setup; in retrospect, should've been obvious that on a computer where I had to wiggle a PCMCIA card to get Wi-Fi, it'd just be.. IP? obv?

 Fri Sep 13 16:41:25 +0000 2019

offspat setula

 Sat Sep 14 12:25:02 +0000 2019

if I never post again, do not be alarmed! I've probably just ripped my foot off with diamond cutoff wheel shards, as one does

 Sun Sep 15 02:13:00 +0000 2019

I mean, it's porn if you're into it, I guess; but yes, there is, I just clambered on the roof to escape networking

 Sun Sep 15 14:39:53 +0000 2019

succ ess

 Sun Sep 15 15:42:29 +0000 2019

So I got an old version of WinNFSd with support for NFSv2 and patched it so it would work and NetBSD booted, pulled a kernel, got to this point and... that's it. No more network activity, unchanging screen, no keyboard response; i'm just so damn tired

 Mon Sep 16 09:30:13 +0000 2019

off-fall

 Mon Sep 16 13:04:35 +0000 2019

New from the Technical Difficulties: One of These Programs is Lying

 Mon Sep 16 14:05:10 +0000 2019

the network brick holds unspeakable horrors

 Mon Sep 16 20:38:15 +0000 2019

update update update: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 Tue Sep 17 19:00:35 +0000 2019

b{ean,ranch}

 Wed Sep 18 15:03:36 +0000 2019

so turns out live-boot will mount an NFS as an overlay if specified, but overlayfs doesn't support nfs as upper, and the goddamn initrd doesn't ship with aufs so I tried to repack it therewith and iT'S 236 MEGS THE WHOLE UNPACK IS 79 FUCKING MEGS HOW THE FUCK

 Thu Sep 19 01:56:14 +0000 2019

oh is that your mans? why's he opening PRs on my crate, then?

 Thu Sep 19 21:01:58 +0000 2019

bean be like:
g r o w

 Thu Sep 19 21:09:43 +0000 2019

I have appeased the eldritch abomination that is cpio, but what the *fuck* does this mean??

 Thu Sep 19 22:12:26 +0000 2019

how're your thermals? I don't run a desktop env on mine but IME it underclocks into unusable territory really fast without a heatsink, and, under heavy(-er?) loads, some reasonable airflow?

 Fri Sep 20 12:06:42 +0000 2019

/sys/class/thermal/thermal_zone0/temp has the current temp in m°C; and idk if it was a stupid thing to do but I just thermal-gooped a piece of old heatsink I cut down to size onto the CPU and it's been working well?

 Fri Sep 20 12:31:10 +0000 2019

torvalds is holding my family hostage until I figure out what the absolute fuck this means, this is the right kernel version this time aaaAAAAA

 Fri Sep 20 15:47:28 +0000 2019

this might be my best gender yet !

 Fri Sep 20 17:35:00 +0000 2019

w-was- was I the goth gf all along?

 Fri Sep 20 17:48:29 +0000 2019

I;m thinking about thos beans

 Sat Sep 21 15:35:33 +0000 2019

hmm it was late earlier

 Sat Sep 21 19:25:13 +0000 2019

[narrator voice] it's been considerably longer than fifty seconds by this point

 Sat Sep 21 20:14:50 +0000 2019

i weigh approximately 1 adult male sperm whale (rounded to the nearest adult male sperm whale)

 Sat Sep 21 23:18:06 +0000 2019

oh mood

 Sun Sep 22 23:31:36 +0000 2019

nuts on main? it's more likely than you'd think!

 Sun Sep 22 23:32:04 +0000 2019

Soaking nut means nut sprouts, and a nut sprouted can be planted with a very high probability of becoming a thick log, brimming with potential nuts of its own.

 Mon Sep 23 02:48:18 +0000 2019

to paraphrase trans rights activist limp bizkit: leaf up, now leaf down

 Mon Sep 23 12:15:42 +0000 2019

mood

 Tue Sep 24 09:43:47 +0000 2019

I have bad news

 Wed Sep 25 01:39:31 +0000 2019

RT @nabijaczleweli: @plaidfinch I have bad news

 Wed Sep 25 01:39:49 +0000 2019

I'm afraid I did, and I'm even more afraid you can get it on Crates: https://crates.io/crates/wustc

also, it was genuinely fun to unroll a regex state machine, so thanks for the post, however cursed it may have been!

 Wed Sep 25 03:34:07 +0000 2019

RT @nabijaczleweli: @plaidfinch I'm afraid I did, and I'm even more afraid you can get it on Crates: https://crates.io/crates/wustc

also, it was…

 Wed Sep 25 03:45:13 +0000 2019

The repo (https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/wustc) has both the streaming owoifier and the std::process-based driver, so I think you should be able to hack it to your needs with relative ease!

 Wed Sep 25 10:44:43 +0000 2019

picked these babies out from a tray labelled "Pamięci mix 1PLN/szt." so, but the connectors are neat! look at'em!!

 Wed Sep 25 11:01:41 +0000 2019

The datasheet for the KM416V1204AT-6s on the MPM GOLDENRAM board dated 7th day of 31st month of 1996(!) says it's 16MiB/chip, but look at their little legs (or, indeed, lack thereof) at the center!

 Wed Sep 25 13:56:21 +0000 2019

i am, to continue the analogy, a diver of sumps, brimming to the rim with throbbing waste

 Wed Sep 25 14:37:47 +0000 2019

oh for the love of fuck winblows why the fuck are you autostarting off a network mapped drive in twenty fuckign nineteen

 Wed Sep 25 14:58:08 +0000 2019

because ummm the owoify crate is regex-based, and regexes only work when you've got a full buffer, and I can't do that because ~allocations~ and ~buffering~ so the simplest solution was to make a byte-by-byte copy through a reconstructed equivalent state machine; also it was 5 am

 Wed Sep 25 15:13:52 +0000 2019

These KM48C2100J-7s are also 16MiB/chip but a totally different strain, bro, and also big chonky boyes. Board is marked week 46 of 1993(!!).

hmmmm are these these adaptable to SODIMM ..?

 Wed Sep 25 15:19:35 +0000 2019

lads,,, lads, does she,, tolerate me ?

 Thu Sep 26 00:47:07 +0000 2019

i feel fucking filthy

 Thu Sep 26 17:14:49 +0000 2019

afraid you wouldn't be able to find it?

 Fri Sep 27 02:25:14 +0000 2019

ABAB (All Beans Are Baby)

 Fri Sep 27 12:17:04 +0000 2019

tzimestamp

 Sat Sep 28 09:27:58 +0000 2019

delighted to know that our computer can now zoom together with other computer at gigaspeed via blinkage

 Sat Sep 28 10:03:03 +0000 2019

!

 Sun Sep 29 16:51:02 +0000 2019

a stick for an elder !

 Sun Sep 29 17:14:02 +0000 2019

age your routers in a warm and humid place for three to five years for maximum taste

 Mon Sep 30 10:25:15 +0000 2019