Distract them with the first, knock 'em out with the second. Basic courtroom tactics.
Wed Aug 01 01:56:54 +0000 2018Replying to @ndeciccodr, @MarjorieIngall, @ihobutts, @orchardofbones and @emilybuckshot
What in the ever-loving mother of this green earth is that abomi-bloody-nation? Very alarmed atm
Wed Aug 01 02:58:47 +0000 2018Replying to @Taliabear, @ndeciccodr, @MarjorieIngall, @ihobutts, @orchardofbones and @emilybuckshot
This did not reduce my alarmedness but has alleviated some confusion, cheers
Wed Aug 01 13:14:25 +0000 2018Replying to @computerpupper and @slurpsmadrips
This statement can be applied to all software en general tbh
Fri Aug 03 01:24:02 +0000 2018Replying to @cyn_foxwell and @fuckimmo
Just to make sure I get this right: you're "fucking furious" about fixing a security-critical bug, despite having a working alternative?
Sat Aug 04 23:43:18 +0000 2018Replying to @quatoria
A big-ass pile of tiny bits of every attainable field, domain, and language under the sun, which still, in spite of its size, feels somehow inadequately small(?)
Sun Aug 05 04:28:44 +0000 2018Replying to @h0nda1337
I will not
Sun Aug 12 11:05:39 +0000 2018Replying to @nex3 and @JhoiraArtificer
pic #2 is perpetual big mood tbh
Mon Aug 13 00:32:32 +0000 2018Replying to @nex3
doesn't look much worse than most things in Spore tbh
Mon Aug 13 04:13:51 +0000 2018Replying to @edemartel
Being Alive: now on the Nintendo™ Switch!
Thu Aug 16 02:52:23 +0000 2018Replying to @quatoria
Used to be a "nerdy dude" once, then I managed to ask myself that question, and then, a couple steps later, turned out to be a girl. Funny how that works, ain't it
Fri Aug 17 21:27:51 +0000 2018Replying to @MammonMachine
I can't believe my eyes? "Pump one's gas" has to be a euphemism but it doesn't work in context? And you're clearly not gonna fight him so he's friendly? What is his business there then? I don't get it?? Please assist
Sat Aug 18 00:10:47 +0000 2018Replying to @towaii and @MammonMachine
Definitely serious, my European ass got severely confused. Thanks!
Sat Aug 18 14:09:04 +0000 2018Replying to @OhPoorPup
Top five organic compounds?
Sun Aug 19 17:58:42 +0000 2018Bodged together a necklace from a cylindrical marble(ish) cutout and a braided NiCr/Cu wire. Build details on Scuttlebutt.
Mon Aug 20 20:03:38 +0000 2018Replying to @PttPrgrmmr
How about `thename`, then :Р
Mon Aug 20 20:06:00 +0000 2018Replying to @PttPrgrmmr
Was gonna reference the "become the gf you want to see in the world" joke but I just realised that's exactly what you've done.
Mon Aug 20 20:12:10 +0000 2018Replying to @karol_swierczek
Whom for?
Mon Aug 20 20:47:45 +0000 2018Replying to @karol_swierczek
Indeed she does 😏
Mon Aug 20 21:35:45 +0000 2018Replying to @l1quidcryst4l
Seeing how my friend group's been going, we *have* hypothesised, that, given enough time, this will indeed become reality.
Tue Aug 21 04:13:51 +0000 2018Replying to @Gaydarade
The kind that have histomusically been Over Fear, or the more literal kind?
Sat Aug 25 22:03:01 +0000 2018Replying to @Gaydarade
That is a *very strong* reply tbh — I am all but trembling.
Sat Aug 25 23:52:55 +0000 2018Replying to @1aprildaniels
Not oft feel I called out, but this is one of those times. Thank you for this tweet 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦.
Sun Aug 26 14:56:17 +0000 2018Replying to @UsualHotDog
Twittera się nie używa, twitterem się żyje
Sun Aug 26 18:33:02 +0000 2018Replying to @ellle_em
Thank you for doing this, everything under this tweet is just so warm and lovely! (Though do please excuse my lack of expertise @ selfies, it's an art form quite foreign to me.)
Mon Aug 27 00:55:31 +0000 2018Replying to @fowlerism and @FrazzleMyGimp
At risk of sounding like an arse: it does actually work for every triangle, you just need to take the more generic form of c = a² + b² - 2ab(cos γ), the right-angled specialcase works because cos 90° = 0, so the entire rightmost term cancels out.
Mon Aug 27 12:30:16 +0000 2018Replying to @fowlerism and @FrazzleMyGimp
Terribly sorry, then :v
Mon Aug 27 19:57:38 +0000 2018Replying to @bofh453 and @eggleroy
self.initialise_and_log_in_or_on_the_problems_one_goes_against_when_faced_with_new_beginnings_a_journey_through_time_filesystems_and_networks()
Catchy!
Thu Aug 30 01:33:13 +0000 2018