you: chemistry is nothing close to an engineering science
me, an intellectual:
Sun Apr 01 20:51:05 +0000 2018Replying to @dperny and @whitequark
cursed device, for your viewing pleasure
Wed Apr 04 17:20:35 +0000 2018Replying to @PlayOverwatch
Genji's shorter blade right through his buttocks at 0:34 :v
Thu Apr 05 12:59:51 +0000 2018Replying to @kwuchu and @tryseeker
I like it! As a nitpick, though, It seems counterintuitive not to be able to press Enter to confirm the job posting, as well as the cursor not turning to the clicky one over the "Preview Job Posting" button
Thu Apr 05 14:31:01 +0000 2018Rare photo of me finally getting the motivation to get back on my bullshit.
Thu Apr 05 14:34:47 +0000 2018Replying to @SilentZaika and @aras_p
The sweet release of death
Thu Apr 05 20:11:05 +0000 2018Replying to @rokudo and @hvcko
They know it to be true but want to deny it.
Thu Apr 05 22:20:47 +0000 2018Replying to @dgryski
Dammit, I thought of this exact same joke this morning. Well executed.
Sat Apr 07 00:11:57 +0000 2018Replying to @sillyhead and @nex3
forgive me lord, for I have sinned
Sat Apr 07 20:58:45 +0000 2018Replying to @inspectorboxer
blessed image
Sun Apr 08 20:13:40 +0000 2018Replying to @mperezwritesirl
Could've sworn that song was called Bagpipes Over Baghdad 🤔
Mon Apr 09 19:12:44 +0000 2018Replying to @quatoria
They're simply not used to someone with this kind of power level in the vicinity
Mon Apr 09 21:14:34 +0000 2018Replying to @nex3
engusted?
Tue Apr 10 21:55:34 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
Multi-thread generation works now, so here's a simple one, #generative
2-point voronoi diagram with distance = sin(euclidean distance as degrees) https://youtu.be/GJfSoZ_OXQw&list=PL3chI5PWwNA9ftXrEGqsTlUBYwKIiK3dB
Thu Apr 12 18:04:53 +0000 2018Replying to @uncooldana
Or, well, lack thereof.
Thu Apr 12 20:39:28 +0000 2018Fellow human: So, how are things?
Me: Fine, I guess.
Me, on the inside:
Fri Apr 13 21:20:23 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
After that warmup, here's a denser one. #generative
2-point voronoi diagram with distance = sin(euclidean distance as radians) https://youtu.be/Ou42NfbBPLc?list=PL3chI5PWwNA9ftXrEGqsTlUBYwKIiK3dB
Sat Apr 14 13:58:52 +0000 2018Are vape jokes past their expiry yet?
Tue Apr 17 21:11:04 +0000 2018cursed standard (cc @whitequark not sure if you collect those as well but thought you'd enjoy it)
Thu Apr 19 18:25:55 +0000 2018Absolutely a cursed device chain (laptop PSU -> M powerjack -> F powerjack -> terminal -> F car cigarette lighter -> car USB charger -> phone) #diy #electronics
Thu Apr 19 21:05:07 +0000 2018Replying to @RothAnim, @weirdpunk and @Fireflufferz
policeman -> policefighter
fuckboy -> fuckfighter
sorry but this is the law
Fri Apr 20 13:50:29 +0000 2018Fantasy Painting meme feat. MathJax_Fraktur font
Fri Apr 20 21:46:23 +0000 2018Replying to @rightfold
xcus me strimmer its actually an Х (CYRILLIC CAPITAL LETTER HA)
Fri Apr 20 22:17:08 +0000 2018Replying to @whitequark
a truly great nation
Sat Apr 21 16:33:59 +0000 2018Replying to @Vazkii
Worked in 2000 (with a couple bluescreens while it updated the drivers), will probably work now (with fewer bluescreens) as long as the arch is comparable v0v
Sat Apr 21 20:41:37 +0000 2018Replying to @tijit_
CURSED TWEET CURSED TWEET ABORT THIS WEBSITE RIGHT THIS FUCKING MOMENT
Sun Apr 22 11:39:49 +0000 2018Replying to @whitequark
Can you even specify that "reading" and "writing" registers has semantics when it is not doable within the instruxion set? 🤔🤔🤔
Mon Apr 23 18:51:04 +0000 2018Replying to @xayelet
IRTA as "colours of nut" and had a temporary aneurysm, thank you
Wed Apr 25 18:12:22 +0000 2018Replying to @sigfig
"Jestem z Teksasu i nie mówię po Polsku." In case you ever decide to visit Poland.
Wed Apr 25 19:43:15 +0000 2018Replying to @millenomi
As a corollary: It doesn't but ship it.
Wed Apr 25 21:06:32 +0000 2018Replying to @millenomi
We laugh because to cry would be to admit defeat
Wed Apr 25 21:17:08 +0000 2018Replying to @diodelass and @whitequark
That's a way I haven't thought of looking at it. Thanks!
Thu Apr 26 15:16:46 +0000 2018Replying to @edmundmcmillen
Why is your offspring not allowed to have peace?
Thu Apr 26 23:19:49 +0000 2018Replying to @rightfold
MathJax -> Export as SVG v0v
Thu Apr 26 23:26:41 +0000 2018Replying to @littleblackfox_
hardest mood 2018??
Sat Apr 28 00:00:48 +0000 2018Replying to @mperezwritesirl
Oh, you haven't heard? There's only a set amount of sexcoin in circulation and incels are just burgeoisie absolutely livid about their apparent inability to procure capital. (Does this count as a hot take?)
Sat Apr 28 00:17:52 +0000 2018Replying to @whitequark
also known as "neo-monochrome plasma"
Sat Apr 28 01:01:37 +0000 2018Replying to @legobutts
first thing that came to mind is that "Hi, I'm Jared, I'm nineteen, and I never fucking learned how to read" vine
Sat Apr 28 21:56:41 +0000 2018Replying to @oysterFAKE
in awe at the size of that lad; absolute unit
Sun Apr 29 11:33:59 +0000 2018Replying to @rightfold
That is false, because there exists a person who does not (me).
Sun Apr 29 16:29:59 +0000 2018Replying to @steakpresident
Didn't expect to be called out like this.
Sun Apr 29 18:01:23 +0000 2018Replying to @kirogaraii, @gnarlyanimal, @LeChatChauve and @ShugoWah
it's less drög and more друг
Sun Apr 29 18:13:40 +0000 2018Replying to @thecoshman
"Recently closed windows" did naught, too? Honestly same.
Mon Apr 30 20:29:19 +0000 2018Replying to @thecoshman
This is honestly kinda my biggest fear
Mon Apr 30 21:26:03 +0000 2018