"Hello; yes mister Police I'd like to report… Umm… Yeah, anyway, so I baked a cake, but then the cake started baking like other cakes? And, like, my house is filled to the brim with cake? Mister Police?! Please don't hang up. Ah, shit."
Thu Mar 01 00:48:54 +0000 2018Replying to @harto
I'm 17 and got 3/15, blind-lucked two of them :v
Thu Mar 01 19:16:48 +0000 2018High-density test
Thu Mar 01 21:59:59 +0000 2018Replying to @ZoeSoft and @MallowyGoodness
So would a non-furry be Volksfolk, then?
Sat Mar 03 01:23:14 +0000 2018Replying to @evilgaywitch
What're those markings on the left? My first instincts were "appropriate for vegan girlfriend" but…
Sun Mar 04 13:32:50 +0000 2018Replying to @PollyLlwyn and @evilgaywitch
Ah, thanks!
Sun Mar 04 13:48:13 +0000 2018The rest are a lil' crowded but here's the best frame. #generative
Sun Mar 04 15:37:32 +0000 2018Replying to @rubblewoman
Crocheting (also as a "fuck you" to society because it's mostly marketed as a "derogative & meaningless" thing for women)
Sun Mar 04 17:00:08 +0000 2018Replying to @ThatBoyYouLike
Unless one holds an emotional attachment to them, then they stop? idk English is bloody weird
Sun Mar 04 19:44:54 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
The first 180 frames, just as it degenerates completely #generative
Sun Mar 04 22:57:03 +0000 2018Coming soon to a @YouTube video near you. #generative
Mon Mar 05 18:48:06 +0000 2018Replying to @b0rk
That's a great resource for people (like me) who don't know what they know! Thank you!
(BTW: "basics of how the the IP")
Tue Mar 06 15:17:23 +0000 2018Normal™ Trendy Teens®©: have their now-of-age friends to buy them alco/cigs/other-narcotics.
Me: has my now-of-age friends to buy me chemical reagents.
Also, if I never post again, I'm dead following a manganese heptoxide incident, milk my death as hard as you can please thanks
Tue Mar 06 20:20:04 +0000 2018Voronoi Diagram with distance=sin(Manhattan distance) (left) and distance=sin(Euclidean distance) (right) #generative
Wed Mar 07 23:08:00 +0000 2018Replying to @Gaydarade and @soft_chomps
Thanks for sharing that; was fun, if slightly suprising, to see into what an accent with no initial data (I'm Polish) developed.
Thu Mar 08 20:02:24 +0000 2018Replying to @quatoria
That's an incredibly strong look tbh
Fri Mar 09 20:29:22 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
Here it is, the absolute beaut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMEmj4sZpGo&list=PL3chI5PWwNA_c1nG57ittUq4op7ZmIveC #generative
Sat Mar 10 23:32:15 +0000 2018Replying to @tweetsbi, @jalfd and @joncaves
Explosions? Mercury? Nitrogen Triiodide seeping through the ceiling and drying out on the table?
Sat Mar 10 23:34:33 +0000 2018Replying to @tweetsbi, @jalfd and @joncaves
Excuse *you* those are all extremely probable scenarios (okay, just the explosions, preteens are nightmarish entropy generators).
Sun Mar 11 00:43:32 +0000 2018Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
at SwiftCornSecurity on Twotter bringing you the hottest cornsec news and tips
Sun Mar 11 00:51:27 +0000 2018millennials.jpeg2000
Fri Mar 16 14:58:57 +0000 2018Replying to @nex3
I made https://path.nabijaczleweli.xyz/, then :)
Not sure if you have a preferred favicon I should slap on that..?
Fri Mar 16 21:47:02 +0000 2018Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait. @celeste_game #Celeste
Sat Mar 17 23:54:17 +0000 2018Replying to @babbygoth
I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking at, but whatever it is, the art style is bloody brilliant. 👌❤️
Sun Mar 18 00:01:35 +0000 2018@rubblewoman re: these RTs – special occasion, or just a generic reminder?
Tue Mar 20 01:07:07 +0000 2018Replying to @NorthernlionLP
big mood
Tue Mar 20 01:17:39 +0000 2018Fountain pen with saturated (@ ca. 6°C) solution of Potassium Permanganate – experiment results underwhelming: any (first pink, then brown) colour very faint, fades quickly down to hard-to-see levels.
Tue Mar 20 01:22:36 +0000 2018Replying to @chaeronaea
y'all'dn't've'd
Tue Mar 20 01:31:52 +0000 2018Replying to @Gaydarade
Too much yet somehow not quite enough at the same time?
Tue Mar 20 01:35:53 +0000 2018Replying to @fugueish and @groby
1./0. ?
Tue Mar 20 16:10:53 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
After allowing the "ink" to permeate the pen, the colours are less faint at around t=0 and therefore visible enough to be read. The ink seems too viscous(?) to really flow well, though.
Tue Mar 20 16:13:49 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
Pictured left: the now-browish underline was made 10 hours ago with the KMnO₄ solution. One can feel the pattern on the paper with their fingertip, be it due to the paper deteriorating or the KMnO₄ crystallising out.
Pictured right: the "ink", as attached to the #fountainpen.
Tue Mar 20 16:31:20 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
Here's a short slightly out-of-focus clip of it "developing" my right-handed ass misframed.
I should probably dig out my microscope to see what's gone on. 🤔
Tue Mar 20 16:44:14 +0000 2018Replying to @rubblewoman
u mean scaley or ..?
Wed Mar 21 02:18:06 +0000 2018Replying to @harto
I'd say it's not the amount but the type. If it stinks differently than it used to, it's probably off. If it's the same but *more*, it's most likely fine.
Wed Mar 21 02:42:08 +0000 2018Replying to @rubblewoman
I mean, making a "bomb" is as hard as finding information on how to make one, which, in this day and age, is less and less of a problem. (Yet somehow it still only happens in the US 🤔🤔🤔)
Wed Mar 21 02:49:01 +0000 2018Replying to @rubblewoman
Or, as you quite well summed up: https://twitter.com/rubblewoman/status/976285017075798022
Wed Mar 21 02:50:52 +0000 2018So I finally booted up a laptop with a bust screen I got and holy mother of hell.
When I inserted a live Ubuntu CD in, since I couldn't convince it not to boot from LAN, the system failed to both v- and h-sync 👌
Wed Mar 21 02:57:40 +0000 2018Replying to @RockLeeSmile
it's not even subtle about it or slightly apologetic or anything it's just a straight up blatant boob-pan like wtf
Wed Mar 21 03:14:48 +0000 2018Replying to @TheSoundDefense, @reticentbob and @UnburntWitch
You, I'm guessing inadvertently, described the essence of Stanisław Lem's "Jak ocalał świat" ("How the world was saved", I guess?), from 1964 👌
Wed Mar 21 03:43:39 +0000 2018Replying to @Gaydarade
Other hand: prescription medications can be v complex and balanced down to the single-milligram level, whereas sulfuric acid is one of most basic commodity chemicals.
Other other hand: medicines and medical procedures should be subsidised by the state like in the civilised world.
Wed Mar 21 12:12:05 +0000 2018Replying to @UnburntWitch and @spiderflorist
something something TF2
Wed Mar 21 12:17:56 +0000 2018Replying to @vedertagen
Paper tape and spraypaint?
Wed Mar 21 16:29:30 +0000 2018Replying to @rubblewoman
Make today your bitch and have it suck *your* ass?
Thu Mar 22 23:08:30 +0000 2018Replying to @dialacina and @3liza
a list of humans whom you want to bed, surely?
Fri Mar 23 21:29:57 +0000 2018CW: flashing images
2-point voronoi diagram with distance = sin(euclidean distance) #generative
Fri Mar 23 22:42:15 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
v industrial look on this one
2-point voronoi diagram with distance = sin(manhattan distance) #generative
Fri Mar 23 22:50:15 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
I should really render this in higher resolution
3-point voronoi diagram with distance = tan(euclidean distance) #generative
Fri Mar 23 23:53:48 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
Abstract painting generator (yes this is a slam on modern art).
19-point voromoi diagram with distance = euclidean distance mod 125 #generative
Sat Mar 24 00:25:55 +0000 2018Replying to @Gaydarade
I'm still in utter awe at your ability to just completely SLAM a hot-dog. No introduxion, just 30 seconds and it's *gone*. No individual should have this power.
Sat Mar 24 22:18:16 +0000 2018Replying to @Archenoth, @chaosprime, @NthPortal and @0xabad1dea
Code can't not compile if you don't compile it
Sun Mar 25 12:00:20 +0000 2018Replying to @HgMorbi
Most spelling/pronunciation debates in English are usually either Webster's Opinions™ (compare: -or vs -our) or British Snobbery™ (compare: what tf is the plural of octopus) and as an outsider it's absolutely bloody hysterical.
Sun Mar 25 22:47:54 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
consider: are you bad at Python or is Python bad at being a programming language?
Sun Mar 25 23:20:44 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
But can one *be* bad at Python, a programming language so bad at being a programming language it unironically has significant whitespace?
Sun Mar 25 23:25:37 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
Also consider: just because you'ven't used the most optimal/good (how do you define "good"? there sure as hell is no universal heuristic) method doesn't mean the code is bad – suboptimal but readable and understandable code is oft-superiour to overoptimised spaghetti.
Sun Mar 25 23:26:24 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
Does that code work? (yes!) Can you understand how and modify it to work differently? (of course! you just wrote it) ⇒ It's good.
There's "better" (i.e. other, grass is greener) ways to solve the problem? Of course, but that's inherent in mathematics.
Sun Mar 25 23:30:50 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
Classic balance of effort over returns. Porting Normal Languages™ to Python is a shitton of work. Dict-typing is meh but this is not prod code so it doesn't matter. Performance-wise: does it complete w/e it's doing on the second timescale? Probably does, so it doesn't matter.
Sun Mar 25 23:38:02 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
I've said that way too many times to myself before. "Oh it's just doing *trivial operation on built-in types*." Cue fucking hours of bullshit and non-overlaps in stdlibs and off-by-ones (henlo length- vs idx- based string APIs). It's never a 1:1 process and it's always a big pain
Sun Mar 25 23:44:45 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
In a similar vein:- number algos. You'd think it's just numbers, right? How can you fuck up numbers? Well, no programming language's concept of numbers matches any other's. Brought to you by at least 50 hours of porting quirc.
Sun Mar 25 23:46:52 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
Sometimes (most times) it's just not worth the effort. Does it work? Great. Will it always work? No. When's the time to rewrite it? When it breaks horribly. Does it matter until then? Nah.
Sun Mar 25 23:51:10 +0000 2018Replying to @Wareya
Point is:– your code can explicitly not be *bad* if it works. Anyone who can wrestle a computer into doing what they want is pretty good at their shit.
Sun Mar 25 23:51:53 +0000 2018Replying to @andrewdoull and @HgMorbi
This is the part where we all scream in agony eternally at all Brits in sight.
Mon Mar 26 11:09:58 +0000 2018Replying to @snookerbastards, @andrewdoull and @HgMorbi
It works, but sounds v apersonal, which is cool and good in a highly official setting but downright slightly offensive otherwise.
Mon Mar 26 14:22:38 +0000 2018Replying to @snookerbastards, @andrewdoull and @HgMorbi
I'd use impersonal (because humanity is not a person) – "it's reconed" or, if I want to identify with whoever's listening use "we recon". "They" in this context sounds like you're opposing yourself to whoever's reconing (or you're calquing from Russian).
Mon Mar 26 18:16:37 +0000 2018@Vazkii FTFY, in light of recent events
Mon Mar 26 18:24:15 +0000 2018Replying to @whitequark
cursed paper
Mon Mar 26 19:51:06 +0000 2018Replying to @thecoshman and @tpigarelli
ya fam just autodeploy from Travis what's the big deal :thonkang:
Mon Mar 26 22:06:31 +0000 2018Replying to @bencc
Can we plug a SATA drive into the RAM slot yet? I mean 2 TB RAM should be enough to load Electron to the point where it at least shows a window, right?
Mon Mar 26 22:10:11 +0000 2018Replying to @uncooldana
NB: there are Smile versions of some other Amazons, too! (e.g. Amazon DE, but not all, like Amazon IT)
Mon Mar 26 22:27:00 +0000 2018Replying to @quatoria
What happened with Skype?
Tue Mar 27 16:11:49 +0000 2018How viable would etching PCBs via electrolysis (instead of like Ferric Chloride) be? Would the paths be well protected enough from the sides so as not to be eaten away outward-in?
Wed Mar 28 23:23:41 +0000 2018Replying to @gitlost
classic programmer
Thu Mar 29 00:06:59 +0000 2018Replying to @uncooldana
Winamp (unless you were aiming for a specialised Podcast Player™ in which case I've no idea and apologise)
Thu Mar 29 00:49:17 +0000 2018Replying to @nabijaczleweli
WIP en route to a more efficient multi-thread generator with realistic generation times for 900³. #generative
Thu Mar 29 17:22:23 +0000 2018Replying to @Gaydarade
I mean you eat hotdogs like a Lenin eats the Burgeoisie. Need I say more?
Fri Mar 30 22:11:39 +0000 2018Replying to @whitequark and @hawkieowl
There's a whole line of these on the manufacturer's site; http://bplus.com.tw/ExtenderBoard/R4%20Series.html
Sat Mar 31 13:04:05 +0000 2018@whitequark not sure if you collect cursed devices only related to PCI peripherals but I present to you this cursed implement (yes it's a wall plug to unwound hifi cable)
Sat Mar 31 20:29:55 +0000 2018Replying to @whitequark
wall plug to unwound hifi cable (reposting in this thread as suggested)
Sat Mar 31 20:55:35 +0000 2018