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they pay McDonald's like true capitalists and I think that's beautiful

 Thu Jan 04 02:13:35 +0000 2018

Couldn't help but notice "thos" typoed in paragraph 2. Great article, the style kept me engaged even though usually Node isn't my jam :)

 Fri Jan 05 17:24:10 +0000 2018

@contrachloe FYI, the instagram link in your bio is broken (links to "instRagram")

 Fri Jan 05 21:27:41 +0000 2018

Those are, indeed, very cute sneks. Thank you.

 Sat Jan 06 11:46:13 +0000 2018

Search points to two of the same commit in different repositories, so probably.

 Sat Jan 06 13:54:56 +0000 2018

First read that as PROMARX KIT and was immediately sold.

 Sat Jan 06 19:28:27 +0000 2018

Finished crocheting this thing, whatever it is. It's not perfect, but it has Fibonacci stripes and I learned something while making it :)
(Bayonet for scale)

 Sat Jan 06 21:20:56 +0000 2018

Thanks! The bayonet is Yugoslavian, so I wouldn't be too surprised if it was made/used for stabbing commies (with Tito and СССР being more of a problem there, IIRC), but I absolutely wouldn't hesitate before stabbing a nazi.

 Sat Jan 06 21:42:38 +0000 2018

As person who has class at 7:30, I can absolutely conform that.

 Tue Jan 09 19:51:27 +0000 2018

So I saw this book at the shops today and I couldn't not buy it?
The title translates to "Lesbians Serial Murderers" (ISBN: 9788363841225).

 Thu Jan 11 16:17:59 +0000 2018

yo my dude don't say shit like that cause like I (and probably many a person (you do've 1.2k followers)) absolutely "put up with you" because we value who you are as a person, no matter your current mental/physical state

 Thu Jan 11 22:33:45 +0000 2018

I feel like this is also a good time to point towards my fav boi who helps me when I'm in a bad place (https://genius.com/A-f-r-o-use-these-blues-lyrics (kinda feel Verse 2 is like specifically relevant)) ❤️

 Thu Jan 11 22:43:03 +0000 2018

I dislike to be that person, but "self-explanatory if youv'e worked" and "eat your vegatables" :)

 Fri Jan 12 15:11:40 +0000 2018

Some obvious solutions that jump to mind is making them drip blood (hard, inconvenient) or making them absolutely *reek* of entrails (easy, illegal)?

 Sat Jan 13 23:38:51 +0000 2018

⚠️🐺👋👭

Am I doing this emoji thing right?
[For those w/o emoji in their font: Warning sign, Wolf Face, Waving Hand (best I could do), Two Women Holding Hands]

 Sun Jan 14 02:44:12 +0000 2018

https://xkcd.com/927?

 Sun Jan 14 03:19:36 +0000 2018

You seem to use a singular instead of a double colon to denote namespaces (like `node:Start` and `V8:Dispose`). Is that just a stylistic choice or is there some more meaning behind that?

 Mon Jan 15 16:32:13 +0000 2018

IRTA "Another House" at first and thought it was social commentary about Baby Boomers tbh

 Tue Jan 16 18:17:12 +0000 2018

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 Tue Jan 16 22:02:01 +0000 2018

I realise I'm probably quite late with this, but if you'ven't yet played Life is Strange: Before the Storm, I'd definitely recommend you do so. It's a beautiful and brilliant piece of writing that has over its duration managed to evoke many an emotion out of my cold heart.

 Tue Jan 16 22:03:28 +0000 2018

I was not aware until this point that @amazonDE packages can move through time at a rate other than 1s/s? Can anyone w/first hand experience confirm this?

 Thu Jan 18 00:29:14 +0000 2018

Had that realisation recently, too. Was writing a program to average video, and was kinda stressed I'd need to get a decent impl of bignum for channel data. Turns out a 64-bit uint is OK for 37 *sextillion* years of an 8-bits-per-channel video at 60FPS – https://github.com/LoungeCPP/PicturaMediocritas/blob/d00aff0799c3723258b7f4d6bae761c2ff0811cd/src/average_frame.hpp#L36-L38.

 Thu Jan 18 18:28:02 +0000 2018

https://github.com/JoshEdgell/travelbetter/commit/dc82c8a51ceb34a44b16bac26f94a5dab4c9529d

 Fri Jan 19 15:57:22 +0000 2018

https://github.com/jackhp95/PlusOnePWA/commit/5cc5cc5a9ab932e2f78c96da41b24493180164cd

 Fri Jan 19 20:18:26 +0000 2018

In 1st grade of highschool (or w/e, English education nomenclature is weird) I changed my f from the one on the left (used as long as I could write) to the right-hand variant to match my maths teacher's, because she's one of the greatest people I've met and the best teacher ever.

 Fri Jan 19 23:22:45 +0000 2018

🤷

 Fri Jan 19 23:51:25 +0000 2018

This is the ideal UX. You may not like it, but this is what peak web design looks like. https://youtu.be/bAEpGzkllxs

 Sun Jan 21 03:17:04 +0000 2018

The fuck's it want now?

 Tue Jan 23 18:51:25 +0000 2018

I am truly sorry for this, but I had to do it. https://youtu.be/9b4LFll_BF4

 Wed Jan 24 20:31:07 +0000 2018

Philosophical-bs-version: a proverbial god must have a plan for you and yadda yadda yadda.

Less-bs-version: that means you're incredibly resilient (as humans tend to) and the only thing to do is spite the proverbial heavens and end up stronger than ever before, my dude.

 Fri Jan 26 22:08:48 +0000 2018

tired: using CMake uniformly to make reliable, if obnoxious to maintain, builds
wired: exploring better, simpler, or more specialised build system alternatives on a project-to-project basis
inspired: building everything with GNU Make, The C Preprocessor, and AWK

 Sat Jan 27 23:02:36 +0000 2018

no-one this woke ever truly sleeps

 Sun Jan 28 03:06:35 +0000 2018

European here, I thought that was the default? 2 machines have to be more expensive (at purchase as well as in upkeep)?

 Sun Jan 28 14:59:06 +0000 2018

¿https://genius.com/Watsky-talking-to-myself-lyrics?

 Tue Jan 30 21:19:42 +0000 2018

*and* they make you look like a bad-ass wild-west-style vigilante; honest to god aesthetic goals

 Wed Jan 31 19:44:03 +0000 2018