With a small "This page unintentionally left blank" in a corner.
Sun Dec 03 22:27:48 +0000 2017Replying to @em_aytch
It *is* a nice bed.
Fri Dec 08 15:57:32 +0000 2017Replying to @uncooldana and @witsuaru
In cannon?
Fri Dec 08 18:34:17 +0000 2017Replying to @ZDoom8
Would it be reasonable to generalise that to
"Humans deserve financial support for their work."
?
Tue Dec 12 00:20:54 +0000 2017Current mood:
Tue Dec 12 17:22:39 +0000 2017Replying to @itsDanBull
@RockLeeSmile
Wed Dec 13 16:50:14 +0000 2017I mean, sex is cool and all, but have you ever been hammering at a solution to a problem for a week straight and you finally solve it and close 70 browser tabs?
Thu Dec 14 21:06:31 +0000 2017Replying to @bananu7
On one hand: probably, on the other: it's comedy.
Thu Dec 14 22:31:56 +0000 2017Replying to @bananu7
The templated joke part.
Thu Dec 14 22:43:51 +0000 2017Replying to @cwmagee and @SimoneGiertz
>ISPs are prohibited from blocking or slowing down of Internet traffic, except where necessary. The exceptions are limited to: traffic management to comply with a legal order […] provided that equivalent categories of traffic are treated equally. Based on http://berec.europa.eu/eng/netneutrality
Fri Dec 15 21:42:30 +0000 2017Replying to @redneptonic and @ali_west
YT does this for all videos with "fidget spinner" in the title.
Sun Dec 17 22:35:53 +0000 2017Replying to @ColdRice_Dev
s/game// tbh
Sun Dec 17 22:37:02 +0000 2017Replying to @rubblewoman
Maybe it makes you gay-ass kid unstable and prone to self-disintegration on an atomic level stochastically within a certain timeframe.
Mon Dec 18 00:04:09 +0000 2017Replying to @em_aytch
What in the bloody *hell* are you reading (and where can I get one)?
Wed Dec 20 18:11:21 +0000 2017Replying to @em_aytch
Thanks! That definitely goes on The List™.
Wed Dec 20 19:22:16 +0000 2017so I attempted a meme today
Thu Dec 21 21:19:55 +0000 2017Replying to @spiderIand
As opposed to a potential or resistance wife.
Thu Dec 21 22:32:46 +0000 2017Replying to @mcclure111
Sublime can do that: if you press Ctrl+D on an unselected "word" (like a lone L) and continue pressing Ctrl+D it'll only jump to other lone instances of that word (e.g. "henlo >L< henlo", but not "hen>l<o >L< hen>l<o" you get when you select before Ctrl+Ding.
Fri Dec 22 12:32:27 +0000 2017Replying to @InnerPartisan
I'm confused; what do triple-parentheses mean in this context?
Sun Dec 24 00:09:36 +0000 2017If you play “Not Afraid” by @Eminem on December 31st at 11:58:55, Eminem will say “And fuck the whole universe.” at exactly midnight. Start off your new year right.
Sun Dec 24 00:44:13 +0000 2017Replying to @EalingCA and @InnerPartisan
fuck.
Sun Dec 24 02:09:48 +0000 2017Replying to @animarsqq
Character development.
Mon Dec 25 12:10:51 +0000 2017RT @catspaperbacks: Retweet if you’re an adult who uses the library https://twitter.com/andrejpwalker/status/922628584619085824
Tue Dec 26 21:25:27 +0000 2017Don't dare comment #hairgoals on a girl's photo if her hair don't look like this
Wed Dec 27 20:56:36 +0000 2017Replying to @lamedotking
whaT THE FUCK WHO AUTHORISED THAT AND WHERE DID THAT HAPPEN I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS FACT
Thu Dec 28 01:05:13 +0000 2017Replying to @em_aytch
In *this* economy? Crazytalk.
Thu Dec 28 01:56:16 +0000 2017Has someone done this before? Probably.
Do I think this was a good idea? Funny – sure. Good? Honestly, a good question.
https://youtu.be/Q558MC_XQNY
Thu Dec 28 23:15:49 +0000 2017Replying to @sehetw, @TartanLlama and @MSLearning
My dude, you're not writing Modern C++™ unless you do all your memory deallocation by just mashing Delete real fucking fast.
Fri Dec 29 02:14:18 +0000 2017Replying to @sadqueer4life
I, for one, welcome our sane overlords.
Fri Dec 29 19:38:46 +0000 2017RT @textfiles: FOLKS, IT IS TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR ME TO ASK EVERYONE TO TRACK DOWN COLLECTIONS OF APPLE ][ FLOPPIES IN THEIR HOMES, SCHOOL BA…
Fri Dec 29 23:17:37 +0000 2017Replying to @akash_singh101
Nice.
Sat Dec 30 11:05:11 +0000 2017Replying to @thecoshman and @tweetsbi
*cough* https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/946886702932557824
Sat Dec 30 12:39:11 +0000 2017I'm Polish so I just use strong spirits for eveything.
Cut? Disinfect that bitch.
Ugly face? Drink myself to sleep.
House haunted? Great-great-grandfather, c'mere a sec!
Sat Dec 30 22:54:21 +0000 2017Replying to @me_groovier, @orlagartland and @HummusMem3s
In fairness, so does boyfriend, if not put in freezer.
Sun Dec 31 11:27:34 +0000 2017Replying to @me_groovier, @orlagartland and @HummusMem3s
Well, no, and that's why it's better: doesn't need as much refrigeration.
Sun Dec 31 11:32:24 +0000 2017