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RT @danerangLP: "I'm going to my cousin's wedding" is very different from "I'm going to my cousins' wedding"

 Thu Aug 04 20:48:18 +0000 2016

so #inspirational omg dying !!!!!

 Sun Aug 07 11:58:23 +0000 2016

lol

 Mon Aug 08 19:35:12 +0000 2016

do you sign your commits, doe

 Wed Aug 10 20:29:07 +0000 2016

RT @bjorn_fahller: Is this legal C++
template <class T>
struct A : T{
A(T t):T(t){}
using T::operator();
};
if T is a lambda w capture?…

 Wed Aug 10 20:34:04 +0000 2016

You're appropriately stoned for the day, methinks

 Wed Aug 10 23:45:03 +0000 2016

It's p. much 2 lines in global .gitconfig + typing your password every N hrs/each time you commit

 Wed Aug 10 23:49:17 +0000 2016

This photo is >tfw the pussy good but she a fat ho

 Fri Aug 12 07:41:29 +0000 2016

Syntax highlighting, precislier, attempted in-string printf-style %-format githlights

 Sun Aug 14 10:15:32 +0000 2016

@traviscistatus Can confirm, site either doesn't load or loads only static and fails to load dynamic content (southern PL).

 Sun Aug 14 13:53:09 +0000 2016

Yes, still occurs

 Sun Aug 14 17:00:38 +0000 2016

@traviscistatus At least the API still works

 Sun Aug 14 21:32:36 +0000 2016

where english at tho

 Sun Aug 14 23:44:43 +0000 2016

Payment info? TAX? Why would I ever log in if I'm to be presented with TAXES?

 Sun Aug 14 23:47:20 +0000 2016

That's... compelling, slightly.
But TAXES

 Mon Aug 15 06:59:12 +0000 2016

"Once you're a dad, you become 2 feet taller, just a science" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Mon Aug 15 08:27:07 +0000 2016

"I like to shrimp myself, man!" -- @katelovelymomo /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Mon Aug 15 20:57:24 +0000 2016

RT @AstroKatie: @gary4205 I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this p…

 Tue Aug 16 10:04:51 +0000 2016

@github I'm, too, failing with

remote: ruby-jemalloc: symbol lookup error: generator.so: undefined symbol: rb_data_typed_object_alloc

 Thu Aug 18 10:19:40 +0000 2016

"But seriously, how do you kill someone non-lethally?" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu Aug 18 11:57:26 +0000 2016

Hello, I made a thing: https://crates.io/crates/checksums.
Shit on it so I can make it better, thanks

 Thu Aug 18 15:30:00 +0000 2016

become dat boi

 Thu Aug 18 20:55:07 +0000 2016

RT @sehetw: TIL about memory laundering in C++ http://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/utility/launder

 Fri Aug 19 10:21:08 +0000 2016

egg

 Fri Aug 19 16:53:38 +0000 2016

The Guardian, apparently

 Fri Aug 19 20:11:49 +0000 2016

.@LinesFromNLSS @NorthernlionLP http://imgur.com/gallery/HnGPO

 Sat Aug 20 08:16:26 +0000 2016

"I'm the best podcast, so fuck off!"

 Sun Aug 21 06:05:04 +0000 2016

Dope as hell http://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls3/mods/47

 Sun Aug 21 06:12:10 +0000 2016

did you just say "c++x11"

 Sun Aug 21 12:37:08 +0000 2016

 Sun Aug 21 20:34:58 +0000 2016

i.e. classic we-have-bug-but-half-of-the-userbase-depends-on-it-already-so-we-cannot-fix-it

 Mon Aug 22 07:50:54 +0000 2016

@aztrosist's videos are the only ones that make me giggle from the moment I see them in my inbox

 Mon Aug 22 07:58:01 +0000 2016

This game lit

 Mon Aug 22 13:50:24 +0000 2016

"If you're playing with kids, use jizz instead" -- @NorthernlionLP [
Feb 29, 2016] /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Mon Aug 22 20:23:40 +0000 2016

RT @SwiftOnSecurity:

 Mon Aug 22 22:33:27 +0000 2016

Be real with me, chat, would any of you dig little-to-no-commentary CoD:UO evening (+2) strims?

 Mon Aug 22 22:34:13 +0000 2016

You're now contractually obligated to overlay shitty rainbows on all photos (including your avatar) for 2 months from now

 Tue Aug 23 05:47:29 +0000 2016

Do it you little bitch, you won't

 Tue Aug 23 05:50:27 +0000 2016

Repeat for ~9 floors - those are basically my Isaac runs

 Tue Aug 23 05:51:59 +0000 2016

You're a little B with a little P but I also respect you for making your own way in life and sticking to our principles

 Tue Aug 23 05:52:52 +0000 2016

Brought to you by: Watching Too Much Egglord's Isaac Videos And Being Influenced In A Weird Way Themby™

 Tue Aug 23 05:55:17 +0000 2016

*unfollows*

 Tue Aug 23 06:58:34 +0000 2016

Yo @Broken_Pixels, don't you think JC's voice's changed over the years? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1yYXmTJL4

 Tue Aug 23 10:05:06 +0000 2016

Parrykinging my way through Champion Gundyr http://youtu.be/XNg0qV0QDVg?a

 Tue Aug 23 12:58:45 +0000 2016

Truly.

 Wed Aug 24 05:44:40 +0000 2016

I made a texture mod that add's Genji's Ōdachi&Wakizashi's rimglow to Onikiri&Ubadachi: http://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls3/mods/90

 Wed Aug 24 20:56:30 +0000 2016

Going live with your (semi-)regularly scheduled CoD:UO strim in a bit, come hang out in chet! https://www.twitch.tv/nabijaczleweli

 Wed Aug 24 21:12:44 +0000 2016

o shit waddup

 Wed Aug 24 22:55:11 +0000 2016

oh god, again?

 Wed Aug 24 23:05:47 +0000 2016

me_irl

 Thu Aug 25 12:26:14 +0000 2016

"If anyone judges you for not having a business card you just sock 'em in the jaw and go «here's my business card»" -- @NorthernlionLP

 Thu Aug 25 14:48:00 +0000 2016

[April 13th, 2016] /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu Aug 25 14:48:21 +0000 2016

RT @RazzleberryFox: If you don't want @Twitter to decide what you can see on your timeline... go turn OFF the "quality filter" under settin…

 Thu Aug 25 14:55:15 +0000 2016

yes

 Thu Aug 25 20:01:28 +0000 2016

Going live with of CoD:UO now, come hang out in chet
https://www.twitch.tv/nabijaczleweli

 Thu Aug 25 20:36:52 +0000 2016

ha ha this is in no way possible, even given the power of infinite possible realities

 Thu Aug 25 22:25:41 +0000 2016

GitHub Enterprise xD

 Fri Aug 26 13:59:48 +0000 2016

So my dad just axed two of his toes off, no big deal :v

 Sat Aug 27 09:21:11 +0000 2016

Update: all sawn back together, 1 tendon affected

 Sat Aug 27 14:30:28 +0000 2016

Going live with CoD:UO in a second, come hang out in chet
https://www.twitch.tv/nabijaczleweli

 Mon Aug 29 19:56:21 +0000 2016

Dear Windows 10: if you could stop piling insurmountable (by a normal user) failures afore me that'd be great

 Tue Aug 30 07:04:55 +0000 2016

Saved by a password reset CD from 2014 once again

 Tue Aug 30 07:08:39 +0000 2016

But for real though how do I *stop* Win10 from logging me in as built-in admin?

 Tue Aug 30 07:10:32 +0000 2016

RT @tweetsbi:

 Tue Aug 30 08:46:53 +0000 2016

GoogleTest: where comparing strings causes segfaults https://github.com/google/googletest/issues/626

 Tue Aug 30 12:41:39 +0000 2016

Hello yes I did transcribe another @Broken_Pixels lyric, this time it's Overwatch - Genji: http://genius.com/Broken-pixels-overwatch-genji-lyrics

 Tue Aug 30 16:23:38 +0000 2016

"All I can do is scissor" -- @Sinvicta /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Tue Aug 30 19:03:48 +0000 2016

Going live @ https://twitch.tv/nabijaczleweli with CoD:UO, pop in and say hi!

 Tue Aug 30 20:43:56 +0000 2016

they all gay

 Tue Aug 30 23:07:27 +0000 2016

RT @Chastity: Yes, I'm a feminist. it means I also fight against women who sully all that the women before us fought for because women can…

 Wed Aug 31 05:51:46 +0000 2016

Overgeneralisation, doesn't specify pressure

 Wed Aug 31 13:56:46 +0000 2016