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 Mon Jul 04 22:52:57 +0000 2016

#SublimeText4POTUS

 Mon Jul 04 23:26:08 +0000 2016

RT @Quillcannon: Golfers of the Boreal Valley #DarkSouls3

 Tue Jul 05 10:02:54 +0000 2016

@aztrosist m,lk me daddy

 Tue Jul 05 12:57:44 +0000 2016

This is 100% what happened

 Tue Jul 05 19:42:06 +0000 2016

a/s/l

 Wed Jul 06 08:43:07 +0000 2016

<insert witty Dan pick up line here>

 Wed Jul 06 08:45:29 +0000 2016

Change it to this. It's glorious.

From now on, this is how I imagine babby egglord, too.

 Sat Jul 09 07:36:51 +0000 2016

Did it?

 Sat Jul 09 07:41:40 +0000 2016

RT @vanessashen: @sarahjeong i went to embarcadero today to scoop up all the pokemon and there were sooooooo many psyducks https://t.co/tLA…

 Sat Jul 16 13:28:15 +0000 2016

You are a dad, confirmed

 Mon Jul 18 17:32:46 +0000 2016

Is it mathematically undefined, though?

 Thu Jul 21 17:07:09 +0000 2016

Those are just highly condensed shitposts, so you don't have to browse the internet all day/get a deficit

 Mon Jul 25 16:19:09 +0000 2016

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 Mon Jul 25 21:26:09 +0000 2016

kill urself and sacrifice to eggdaddy to keep his shell strong

 Mon Jul 25 23:34:01 +0000 2016

@whoshuu Any reason you submodule whoshuu/curl in cpr instead of curl/curl? Your fork seems to be ~1600 commits (12 releases) behind

 Thu Jul 28 00:17:59 +0000 2016

"hypnotising hourglass figure" -- Verge
"10/10 would bang" -- IGN

 Thu Jul 28 10:05:31 +0000 2016

I find assault rifles offensive

:P

 Fri Jul 29 12:41:07 +0000 2016

RT @danerangLP: Oh yea and my mom's nickname is Poonie which is also shortened to Poon.

Yea

 Fri Jul 29 21:10:42 +0000 2016

Does that mean your dad literally smashes poon?

 Fri Jul 29 21:11:03 +0000 2016

RT @itsDanBull: One of my favourite rappers is back after a 4 year disappearance... watch this video, it nearly made me cry https://t.co/Ev…

 Fri Jul 29 21:42:30 +0000 2016

1. No
2. WTF how stupid do you have to be to believe that in the slightest

 Sat Jul 30 20:23:46 +0000 2016

I certainly didn't and still don't.
Probably why my line of work is what it is (programmer)

 Sat Jul 30 20:34:23 +0000 2016