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RT @computerfact: don't forget to water your computer or it won't grow

 Wed Jun 01 19:22:45 +0000 2016

The New Londo Ruins ghosts are THE MOST ANNOYING SHIT OF ALL TIME.

 Wed Jun 01 19:58:43 +0000 2016

DO EEEEEEEEEEEEET

 Wed Jun 01 22:55:09 +0000 2016

Stray Daemon can fuck itself deep in the anus with my Uchigatana. Bullshit AOE much?

Beat it at soul level 23, naked, two-handing Uchi +5.

 Thu Jun 02 18:48:35 +0000 2016

"Your job is easy, all you do is put bricks on one another all day and do carpentry stuff"

 Thu Jun 02 18:59:15 +0000 2016

My grand-grandfather would recommend :P

 Sat Jun 04 15:14:13 +0000 2016

"I realize it's your duty to be edgy enough to cut glass but please calm down a little."
I shall not ever.

 Sun Jun 05 00:16:02 +0000 2016

"New man tracker, who dis?" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Sun Jun 05 20:22:18 +0000 2016

>MeetingC++
>in Haskell

plz no

 Sun Jun 05 21:38:59 +0000 2016

And? All I see is some bs functional ~~nomenclature~~ you need a fucking degree to get and shitty-ass Haskell syntax.

 Sun Jun 05 21:46:12 +0000 2016

This is the dankest shit.

 Mon Jun 06 22:00:38 +0000 2016

yes

 Mon Jun 06 22:11:01 +0000 2016

Let me polish your sandstone, bby

 Mon Jun 06 22:54:48 +0000 2016

whose

 Mon Jun 06 22:55:07 +0000 2016

@Vazkii vaski pls accept this meme as offering for gud calcium http://i.imgur.com/MvTJQLM.png

 Tue Jun 07 21:11:24 +0000 2016

No. Respect homo sapienses.

 Wed Jun 08 15:36:59 +0000 2016

Catch

 Wed Jun 08 18:35:25 +0000 2016

lol
Did he snort the weeds?

 Wed Jun 08 21:34:11 +0000 2016

"Excuse me, sir. I was ass-deep into that wall, I don't think that you can kill me there" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu Jun 09 16:07:36 +0000 2016

Bolegda!

 Thu Jun 09 21:35:35 +0000 2016

Because if they were that wouldn't make sense and if they weren't specialcased the whole thing would run 10000% slower

 Sat Jun 11 10:02:06 +0000 2016

Accompanied by the "warmer piss" expansion pack!

 Mon Jun 13 21:16:19 +0000 2016

I'd expect it to be "grossly incandescent", so it should be pretty easy :P

 Tue Jun 14 21:51:31 +0000 2016

"I don't really like the lottery, because it's like gambling, but it's not fun, it's just kinda like... sad gambling" -- @NorthernlionLP

 Wed Jun 15 21:15:24 +0000 2016

/cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Wed Jun 15 21:15:35 +0000 2016

"I am hip even now, Ryan, I am not you" -- @katelovelymomo /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Wed Jun 15 22:21:15 +0000 2016

"At all times I am twerking" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu Jun 16 18:11:47 +0000 2016

[To NL] "Oh, your ass is so beautiful" -- @katelovelymomo /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu Jun 16 18:19:01 +0000 2016

This video is a fucking goldmine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fC43hIvx3A

 Thu Jun 16 18:19:36 +0000 2016

"The butt, that you cannot reach up to" -- @katelovelymomo
"Meet the butt that can't be stopped" -- @NorthernlionLP
/cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu Jun 16 18:34:45 +0000 2016

>without yourself, you're not a web developer

 Thu Jun 16 22:11:00 +0000 2016

"Get a bigger junkhole!" -- @NorthernlionLP (EtG#70) /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Fri Jun 17 18:15:06 +0000 2016

That's a quality problem to have

 Sat Jun 18 15:54:01 +0000 2016

"I barely eat food or suck dick" -- @AlpacaPatrol /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Sat Jun 18 21:07:28 +0000 2016

I would like to rebut this claim

 Sat Jun 18 21:44:26 +0000 2016

ayyy

 Sat Jun 18 21:48:18 +0000 2016

Not uploading for the past 11 months (bar the 3 #DeepFriedCPU vids) probably didn't help, either

 Sat Jun 18 21:50:12 +0000 2016

"Justice rains from her butt" -- @NorthernlionLP
"Ohh, your ball" -- @katelovelymomo

/cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Sun Jun 19 19:39:03 +0000 2016

is that even Minecraft anymore? Holy shit.

 Sun Jun 19 20:54:15 +0000 2016

"Did you know, that everybody, that has ever worn deodorant in their life has or will die at some point?" -- @NorthernlionLP

 Mon Jun 20 21:58:47 +0000 2016

/cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Mon Jun 20 21:58:53 +0000 2016

>I just earned the [I Have No Life!] Achievement! #Warcraft

 Tue Jun 21 21:16:06 +0000 2016

I'll sell you an underperforming valarray implementation for only 3BTC! It's now or never!

 Tue Jun 21 22:01:21 +0000 2016

"Find out how Guppy's Hairball got big enough to fuck yo' bitch!" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu Jun 23 11:56:13 +0000 2016

Relocating to SF?

 Fri Jun 24 11:07:28 +0000 2016

Am I missing something or is that the same thing?

 Fri Jun 24 13:07:36 +0000 2016

Disregard, my brain is too fried to math rn :G

 Fri Jun 24 13:11:17 +0000 2016

Dark Souls -> Painted World of Ariamis -> go down ladder after opening shortcut -> truly horrorous bonewheels in tiny corridor

 Fri Jun 24 16:47:00 +0000 2016

No, he shouldn't; consoles suck

 Sun Jun 26 19:09:40 +0000 2016

*slow sarcastic clap*

 Mon Jun 27 23:10:39 +0000 2016

@_statbot gimme the business, statbot

 Tue Jun 28 19:31:43 +0000 2016

probably because you didn't upload anything in a year

 Wed Jun 29 07:14:26 +0000 2016

Cannot reproduce, have you tried not pressing Alt+Tab?

 Wed Jun 29 07:16:12 +0000 2016

RT @Whiskeylung: @Northerlion I'm concerned about the things you and @katelovelymomo prioritize - So I drew you this. https://t.co/hmi8wP7O…

 Wed Jun 29 07:22:20 +0000 2016

That sounds like Scala and attempting to import collections (out of 2-5 versions available) while your IDE disagrees with you

 Wed Jun 29 07:27:28 +0000 2016

YES I EVEN POINTED THIS OUT THANK YOU

 Wed Jun 29 09:40:33 +0000 2016

Mother would be proud

 Thu Jun 30 13:41:29 +0000 2016

I gotchu, fam @danerangLP

 Thu Jun 30 17:32:36 +0000 2016

Only around two years after release, @Broken_Pixels' The Rapping of The Dead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1AQg_-YGns) lyrics land: http://genius.com/Broken-pixels-the-rapping-of-the-dead-lyrics

 Thu Jun 30 18:40:29 +0000 2016

Noż chuj by strzelił

 Thu Jun 30 21:43:05 +0000 2016