Your twitter archive

Probably @NorthernlionLP

 Sun May 01 18:50:30 +0000 2016

"No, you can't ejaculate with an erection" -- @RockLeeSmile [January 25th, 2016] /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Sun May 01 21:15:38 +0000 2016

RT @whitequark: one day I want to make a fully automatic continuous delivery tea machine. it'd brew tea then cool it to drinkable t° and pu…

 Mon May 02 09:38:35 +0000 2016

https://twitter.com/NorthernlionLP/status/727255619883814913

 Mon May 02 21:57:33 +0000 2016

Generating a 131'072-byte RSA key. Why? For the glory of satan, of course.

 Mon May 02 21:58:43 +0000 2016

RT @iamdevloper: manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog…

 Wed May 04 14:53:11 +0000 2016

You mean C++14

 Thu May 05 17:44:05 +0000 2016

"WOAH, I ran through his neck and didn't get hit, I did not even know, that that could happen" -- @NorthernlionLP Ep 345 /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Thu May 05 17:53:38 +0000 2016

C++1y is an unofficial working name given to C++14 by the community :v
Just change it to -std=c++14 If you have the chance

 Thu May 05 18:07:29 +0000 2016

old-ass LLVM docs :v

 Thu May 05 18:40:41 +0000 2016

Just pour ammonia on it :P

 Thu May 05 18:44:12 +0000 2016

Ammonia's used to cool off spacecraft, right?

Capacitors are like very tiny versions of aircraft?
The analogy's there somewhere

 Thu May 05 19:03:33 +0000 2016

They... kinda... look like spacecraft, I guess? It was a forced analogy, alright

 Thu May 05 20:34:32 +0000 2016

"This weapon is so big, it looks like I'm riding it" -- @katelovelymomo /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Fri May 06 11:50:46 +0000 2016

Always be yourself.
Unless you can be MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING.
Then be MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING.

 Fri May 06 13:36:32 +0000 2016

Maybe it counts the usage like `top` - per-CPU

 Fri May 06 17:53:15 +0000 2016

That... explains, um, things

 Sat May 07 22:41:57 +0000 2016

Basically all my knowledge of North America culture comes from @NorthernlionLP, and I'm not ashamed to say it

 Sun May 08 22:46:31 +0000 2016

TypeScript :F

 Mon May 09 21:10:14 +0000 2016

http://vanilla-js.com/

 Mon May 09 21:13:54 +0000 2016

Yes, types help with code both code quality and saving time

 Mon May 09 21:14:47 +0000 2016

Gracious, passing fine memes thou'st given

 Tue May 10 21:59:10 +0000 2016

"Never fear. Never fear. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Fear a little bit" -- @NorthernlionLP DS3#24 /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Tue May 10 22:02:35 +0000 2016

Landed April 1st: https://github.com/blog/2141-squash-your-commits

 Wed May 11 20:23:06 +0000 2016

RT @LinesFromNLSS: "I don't really wanna ride daddy's mustache..." -@AlpacaPatrol [5/11/2016]

 Wed May 11 22:20:03 +0000 2016

Still can't turn off the backlight, can you? Until then, I'll stick with my K3, thanks.

 Thu May 12 19:48:31 +0000 2016

I did what I normally do and transcribed lyrics for @Broken_Pixels' "Behind the wall" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1fy5Sc66E0): http://genius.com/Broken-pixels-behind-the-wall-lyrics

 Sun May 15 14:59:53 +0000 2016

Took me long enough, but I had a backlog

 Sun May 15 15:00:24 +0000 2016

RT @River_Niles: Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word

Me: Hired

Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that??

 Tue May 17 21:22:32 +0000 2016

RT @Hoffm: Q: How do you make a programmer run away screaming?

A: Show her this.

 Tue May 17 23:06:48 +0000 2016

Why is that?

 Wed May 18 15:20:13 +0000 2016

The Elder Scrolls: Arena

 Thu May 19 05:07:22 +0000 2016

I heard mr. Alsup's giving away some

 Thu May 19 14:03:43 +0000 2016

RT @mattoflambda: Lisp: Code is data
Haskell: Data is code
Ruby: Strings are code
JavaScript: Undefined is not a function

 Fri May 20 11:53:14 +0000 2016

Answer: yes

 Fri May 20 17:58:13 +0000 2016

wtf how do I disable Skype saving my files on their servers?
In the e-mail it said it'd only save video responses so apparently .tgz.asc is?

 Fri May 20 18:11:53 +0000 2016

I myself use "it" to refer to all non-gendered nouns, so I get shit from everybody that way :P

 Fri May 20 19:41:20 +0000 2016

https://i.imgur.com/juYhmZY.png

 Sun May 22 16:49:15 +0000 2016

what is that analogy, I don't even

 Mon May 23 17:27:59 +0000 2016

Dark Souls is great, but my elbows hurt :G

 Mon May 23 19:27:00 +0000 2016

Go to sleep, rigidfold

 Mon May 23 20:52:19 +0000 2016

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 Mon May 23 22:28:07 +0000 2016

This is the dankest shit, mate

 Tue May 24 13:35:36 +0000 2016

good luck, mate; yer gon' need it

 Wed May 25 15:38:09 +0000 2016

Classic southern US @whoshuu

 Wed May 25 18:32:32 +0000 2016

RT @thecoshman: If everything ever could just not, that'd be great right now. Just no.

 Wed May 25 22:24:05 +0000 2016

Wait, why *the fuck* is funeral five thousand American Dollars?

Welcome to fucking USA, I guess.

 Wed May 25 22:26:41 +0000 2016

RT @sarahjeong: 🚨 GOOGLE'S USE OF THE DECLARING CODE AND SSO OF APIS IS FAIR USE 🚨

 Thu May 26 20:28:26 +0000 2016

@Vazkii I picked out a dank meme for you, hope you appreciate.
http://i.imgur.com/2oHqjjC.jpg

 Thu May 26 21:50:27 +0000 2016

better late than never, eh

 Mon May 30 10:18:28 +0000 2016

RT @actioncookbook: USERS: we love twitter but it has problems
TWITTER: great we'll fix them
USERS: do you want to know what they are
TWIT…

 Mon May 30 16:06:29 +0000 2016

How ironic is it, that a Baldur's last mistake is often to hit up an Estus?

 Mon May 30 21:17:30 +0000 2016

norepro

 Tue May 31 12:40:30 +0000 2016

@oozora_otenki Weather Kraków

 Tue May 31 13:31:00 +0000 2016