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Just look at this beauty: https://www.dropbox.com/s/gp812015xye91l6/mandala%2050G%2016384x.png?raw=1

 Tue Mar 01 18:50:03 +0000 2016

RT @JakeGoulding: When mobile phones use the speaker, they should allow nearby phones to vote to mute it. No more "that person" on the bus …

 Thu Mar 03 14:44:49 +0000 2016

Do they have sleeping bags?

 Fri Mar 04 23:32:32 +0000 2016

Better yet, a stripper clip thereof

 Fri Mar 04 23:33:50 +0000 2016

Elementary season 1 episodes >20.
My brain hurts and my face is wet, and I don't think that's a hardware bug.

 Fri Mar 04 23:36:02 +0000 2016

See this little green tick right here? https://github.com/nabijaczleweli/TEST/compare/a1258735e796...e671234620e7
It's a breakthrough.

 Sun Mar 06 23:30:18 +0000 2016

What kind of statement is "6-x;" supposed to be, exactly?

 Mon Mar 07 23:50:32 +0000 2016

yes

 Tue Mar 08 16:34:10 +0000 2016

As superset of homosexuals, probably the same thing.

 Tue Mar 08 19:25:01 +0000 2016

I mean, he *is* frozen solid...

 Tue Mar 08 20:09:25 +0000 2016

No, most probably

 Thu Mar 10 18:33:10 +0000 2016

dank

 Fri Mar 11 16:55:06 +0000 2016

Can't it be both?

 Fri Mar 11 23:09:52 +0000 2016

5 hours and 700 megabytes later installing Python 3.5 on memory-limited wheezy succeeded. Never again.

 Sat Mar 12 16:31:02 +0000 2016

Gun shops :P

 Sat Mar 12 21:26:56 +0000 2016

RT @sehetw: As a European, I feel compelled to thank every US citizen I happen to personally know in advance for voting responsibly. #weird…

 Sat Mar 12 21:27:21 +0000 2016

*golf clap*

 Sat Mar 12 22:13:17 +0000 2016

Not big enough a market for it on Amazon, and if people are in dire need they *will* pay $9.

 Sat Mar 12 22:37:48 +0000 2016

"water wings"

 Sat Mar 12 23:46:26 +0000 2016

♫ But BryanEdds won't let me be,
♫ Or let me be me, so let me see.
♫ He tried to shut me down on #cpp,
♫ But it feels so empty without me.

 Sat Mar 12 23:58:47 +0000 2016

I like moving around binaries between two shell-only computers via GitHub Gist.

 Sun Mar 13 10:24:19 +0000 2016

why. https://travis-ci.org/nabijaczleweli/Scala-Game-of-Life/builds/115746461#L170-L179
Gradle/scalac plz

 Sun Mar 13 23:08:38 +0000 2016

Inverted .gitignore ≫ "normal" gitignore

 Sun Mar 13 23:10:57 +0000 2016

lol people unable to read Cyrillic
(but seriously, why do people not know Cyrillic)

 Tue Mar 15 22:52:42 +0000 2016

RT @ThisWeekInRust: libterm - Rust library for handling & manipulating terminals. full-featured alternative to Termbox. https://t.co/lwZZTp…

 Tue Mar 15 23:30:39 +0000 2016

Get a better autoformatter

 Wed Mar 16 13:37:49 +0000 2016

RT @tweetsbi: Anyone in Berlin in need of a great, agile software development team of 20, incl. a fantastic dev head?
C++/Java/ElectrE/Embe…

 Wed Mar 16 14:13:39 +0000 2016

Thy can't afford them, but they can afford a loan.

 Wed Mar 16 14:16:06 +0000 2016

That's a very good attitude towards them.

 Wed Mar 16 14:30:49 +0000 2016

Petition to rename "Java" to "C of the JVM".

 Wed Mar 16 22:31:07 +0000 2016

3 months long trial is like nothing in here.

 Thu Mar 17 20:47:35 +0000 2016

Vegas 2 is really good, but why doesn't it have variable sensitivity options for looking around/down sights. What is this, 2008?

Oh, right.

 Fri Mar 18 00:08:58 +0000 2016

When he changes his name

 Fri Mar 18 00:24:25 +0000 2016

>tfw you add mod APIs to your mod repo for compat and it becomes 89.3% of the code

 Fri Mar 18 00:26:33 +0000 2016

Mozambique: Hoes, books, and Kalashnikovs.

 Fri Mar 18 14:04:34 +0000 2016

Check out @Kloudsec's free SSL for GH pages https://kloudsec.com/github-pages if you haven't already. Works like a charm.

 Fri Mar 18 14:04:58 +0000 2016

>tfw you type exit in the console but you end up typing ехит instead because your keyboard layout randomly changed

 Fri Mar 18 18:07:56 +0000 2016

:+1:

 Fri Mar 18 22:17:28 +0000 2016

*violently inserts RPi into rectum*
World's first smart faeces!
* GPS locate your poop at any moment in time!

 Fri Mar 18 23:20:07 +0000 2016

* Ask your poop how it's doing
* For $4.99 route your poop through any way u want
* For $10 see health rating of your GI tract

 Fri Mar 18 23:23:51 +0000 2016

I'm so proud of my DNA mutation.

 Sat Mar 19 23:41:56 +0000 2016

>tfw a process uses 120% of CPU

 Sat Mar 19 23:42:35 +0000 2016

Plot in R6: Vegas 2 got dense real fucking quick. From 0 to 100 in three checkpoints.

 Mon Mar 21 23:00:38 +0000 2016

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 was really good.

The plot was p. stale and then 0-100, but I liked it.

 Tue Mar 22 17:51:18 +0000 2016

tbh I played through the whole game with the default loadout (MP5N + 552 Commando), never found a use for a sniper rifle.

 Tue Mar 22 18:01:19 +0000 2016

MP5N has the best stats of all SMGs (except one, but it has too small of a mag to warrant one bar in range), so it's 100% universal.

 Tue Mar 22 18:02:39 +0000 2016

Used the 552 Commando only for long-to-very-long-range sniping and very precise mid-range shots.

 Tue Mar 22 18:08:19 +0000 2016

I made a thing: http://format-ci.nabijaczleweli.xyz:1082

 Tue Mar 22 21:51:34 +0000 2016

#truth http://chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/10?m=28425157#28425157 by @rightfold

 Tue Mar 22 22:01:16 +0000 2016

Ewww, punctuation?

 Tue Mar 22 23:12:29 +0000 2016

Semi-formal clothing, most probably

 Wed Mar 23 16:10:05 +0000 2016

"Wives are a lot like compilers. A compiler turns code into error messages. A wife turns life into error messages." /cc @CPPLoungeAsylum

 Thu Mar 24 16:27:44 +0000 2016

>tfw kernel32 doesn't compile and crashes when linked to

gj windows

 Thu Mar 24 23:54:18 +0000 2016

"If I see an object in a game world, it's one of two things: a boundary or a challenge." -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Fri Mar 25 10:24:16 +0000 2016

"You can't quick save when there's music playing. That's just science" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Fri Mar 25 11:00:51 +0000 2016

Rust, can you please *stop* being an absolute wanker and crashing on jemalloc.c:871?

 Fri Mar 25 11:13:16 +0000 2016

Apparently installing and uninstalling Clang yesterday somehow fucked my GCC setup. Using Rust-Installer-bundled MinGW fixed it.

 Fri Mar 25 13:56:41 +0000 2016

"For future reference, I'm not a master of talking to someone you want to have sexual intercourse with, but probably if you could get" [ctd]

 Fri Mar 25 15:47:18 +0000 2016

[ctn] "the topic off of the subject of the genocide of their race, that'd probably be for the best." -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Fri Mar 25 15:47:39 +0000 2016

expected `core::option::Option<&mut Kv2>`,
found `core::option::Option<&mut &mut &Kv2>`

We need to go deeper. #rustlang

 Fri Mar 25 20:16:04 +0000 2016

@AndyProwl: Mvp? Pvp?
@AndyProwl: Most valued pussy vs pretty valuable pussy?

 Fri Mar 25 22:15:04 +0000 2016

<in a mocking voice> "User alert: elevator is mind-numbingly slow" --@NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Sat Mar 26 21:05:47 +0000 2016

"I assure you, at the White Glove Society we do not exterminate any alien races" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Sat Mar 26 21:58:40 +0000 2016

Kaidan is a space racist *and* a homophobe. That's even worse than that Ashley woman.

 Sat Mar 26 22:18:07 +0000 2016

"Yo, the Mako is pretty strong we should just get like a Mako bicycle and drive that shit everywhere." -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Sat Mar 26 23:16:19 +0000 2016

Rare

 Sun Mar 27 23:04:40 +0000 2016

XCOM 2's plot is a 0-to-100-in-three-to-five-cutscenes as well.

Why are so many game plots a 0-100 with 300 confirmed kills?

 Sun Mar 27 23:12:47 +0000 2016

"Renegade points? What, 'cause I exited my map using right clicks?" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Mon Mar 28 19:38:05 +0000 2016

Yo @appveyor, why don't you support Unicode? https://ci.appveyor.com/project/nabijaczleweli/tatsoryk/build/2

 Mon Mar 28 22:33:33 +0000 2016

"You know, I like to think of myself as 1.17 standard G's" -- @NorthernlionLP /cc @LinesFromNLSS

 Tue Mar 29 22:30:06 +0000 2016

Why does ME1 end with humans being space nazis?
This doesn't feel right, man.

 Wed Mar 30 17:34:02 +0000 2016

Holy fuck, @NorthernlionLP's XCOM2 ending (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl8GTojGuVw) is the best (comedy-wise) RNG I've seen him pull off in XCOM.

 Wed Mar 30 20:50:16 +0000 2016

I don't, but, OTOH, my watch battery lives for ~2yrs.

 Wed Mar 30 22:03:21 +0000 2016

I don't understand The Division, when I shoot a guy with Armor-Piercing Incendiary rounds, he should die (or collapse) after the first one.

 Wed Mar 30 22:23:56 +0000 2016

Can't stop pronouncing "Bullet" as "Bullé".

Goddammit French.

 Wed Mar 30 22:35:45 +0000 2016

Despite my disagreement with magiflesh (so popular in today's shooters) I still think TCR6:V2 ≫ TCTD.

 Wed Mar 30 22:44:58 +0000 2016

http://youareabadlet.com/, courtesy of @thecoshman

 Thu Mar 31 20:22:39 +0000 2016

Enter through window

 Thu Mar 31 20:33:17 +0000 2016

RT @thecoshman: The latest greatest service, for when you need to say to some one: http://youareabadlet.com/

 Thu Mar 31 20:41:07 +0000 2016