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You had one job, @Microsoft... One goddamn job
 Wed Jul 01 12:53:43 +0000 2015


Replying to @asiekierka

Hey, at least the code has comments!
In Chinese...
 Thu Jul 02 10:19:42 +0000 2015


Replying to @asiekierka

English is the only language you *should* need, in an ideal scenario...
 Thu Jul 02 10:21:07 +0000 2015


Replying to @asiekierka

An Asian language, if not Chinese, w/e. I expected it (like all code ever) to be in an international laguage, preferably English
 Thu Jul 02 10:26:48 +0000 2015


Replying to @Vazkii

How gay is it?
 Fri Jul 03 00:39:49 +0000 2015


RT @DavidJuurlink: Here's the deal:

1. Vaccines don't cause autism
2. Correlation ≠ causation
3. This needs tweeting

HT @prateeklala73 ht…
 Fri Jul 03 00:40:38 +0000 2015


Replying to @Jessassin, @JadedcatWylde and @Marc_IRL

With an axe
 Mon Jul 06 09:05:08 +0000 2015


Replying to @Myrathi, @TavernHottie and @Pahimar

"Whatever you do to her, I do to you" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 Tue Jul 07 14:08:41 +0000 2015


Replying to @Vazkii

Stimpak it, problem solved
 Fri Jul 10 19:48:33 +0000 2015


Replying to @Broken_Pixels

Glorious
 Sun Jul 12 21:38:06 +0000 2015


Replying to @CTSG87

*snort*
 Mon Jul 13 10:32:05 +0000 2015


RT @ag_dubs: FUCKING BRILLIANT: echochamber.js by @tessthornton

"commenting without the comments"
https://github.com/tessalt/echo-chamber-js http://t.co/qEA…
 Wed Jul 15 07:42:14 +0000 2015


RT @Totalbiscuit: I uploaded a new Audio Blog: The Framerate Police are here https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/the-framerate-police-are-here on #SoundCloud
 Wed Jul 15 07:50:15 +0000 2015


Replying to @Myrathi

Will I get popular and whatnot if I start streaming while illegally blind?
 Thu Jul 16 07:43:29 +0000 2015


Replying to @Pokefenn

Be a bot
 Sun Jul 19 23:10:12 +0000 2015


RT @JamesMcNellis: By the way, if you want to come work with me to make the Visual C++ libraries more awesomer, our team is hiring: https:/…
 Sun Jul 19 23:23:19 +0000 2015


Replying to @wiresegal, @ckoliver_writes, @Minalien and @Dirk_Gently

*Angrily yells "Humans"*
 Sun Jul 19 23:26:41 +0000 2015


Replying to @Vazkii and @Haighyorkie

Not remotely as good as Reika's changelogs, tbh
 Sun Jul 19 23:32:22 +0000 2015


Replying to @tweetsbi and @meetingcpp

std::cerr best debugger :P
 Mon Jul 20 07:48:19 +0000 2015


Replying to @TheDanSixx

Yes, especially "-A CHOC-A-B"
 Mon Jul 20 08:41:06 +0000 2015


Replying to @tweetsbi

Prayer to RNGesus and sacrifice for the gods of UB is the next viable option
 Mon Jul 20 11:49:21 +0000 2015


Replying to @Vazkii

s/.*//g
heh
 Mon Jul 20 20:04:43 +0000 2015


Grats, @BoxHQ for (somewhat) confusing API!
 Tue Jul 21 05:48:01 +0000 2015


Replying to @TheDanSixx

Nothing ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
 Tue Jul 21 06:09:41 +0000 2015


> Fetched 262 MB in 14s (18.1 MB/s)
Owww yisssss
 Wed Jul 22 16:38:52 +0000 2015


Replying to @DrPizza, @StackOverflow and @iglvzx

It's illegal as per 3.6.1.3 [basic.start.main.3] "The function main shall not be used within a program."
 Thu Jul 23 08:24:12 +0000 2015


Replying to @immittaludit and @StackOverflow

scala <3
 Thu Jul 23 08:24:43 +0000 2015


Replying to @Vazkii

s/dr/d/g
:P
 Sat Jul 25 17:56:29 +0000 2015


@TravisCI updated container-based infrastructure from image "travis-linux-2" to "travis-linux-6 which effed up adding apt repos. GG
 Sat Jul 25 19:21:41 +0000 2015


Replying to @Vazkii

"Vaginal sex" "cunnilingus" (vulgar) "stroke lightly - a little above the knee" (knee might be penis but not Russian, so not sure)
 Tue Jul 28 00:15:23 +0000 2015


RT @sempf: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a …
 Fri Jul 31 08:54:19 +0000 2015