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I am inherently unable to use months in form other than numbers. They take linear time to convert to strings & back. Frustrating

 Mon Jun 01 12:31:39 +0000 2015

It should be soaked in Jet Fuel, so it could break the indestructible steel tiles... Oh wait..

 Mon Jun 01 20:40:31 +0000 2015

Uwotm8 `cin` and `cout` aren't capitalized. Also, should be `std::cin` and `std::cout` :P

 Tue Jun 02 00:29:17 +0000 2015

Here the YouTube comments come, again...

 Tue Jun 02 18:53:17 +0000 2015

Hit with bare hand -> unlimited (sort of) baubles

 Tue Jun 02 21:15:27 +0000 2015

Best. Feature. Ever.
And you'd need to explore the other player to get out...
Someone get on that

 Wed Jun 03 12:36:33 +0000 2015

When I'm talking to @Broken_Pixels in YT comments I feel like I'm talking to 3-4 different people (possibly true, BTW).

 Wed Jun 03 18:17:10 +0000 2015

Wildly different styles (like: omitting all punctuation and capitalization, going to super formal "Yes Sir").

 Wed Jun 03 18:48:10 +0000 2015

This handwriting = really good.

 Fri Jun 05 14:15:41 +0000 2015

Sleeping is overrated

 Fri Jun 05 21:35:14 +0000 2015

Proposed sound: "Gotta go fast!"

 Sat Jun 06 16:01:18 +0000 2015

Azura's star

 Sun Jun 07 12:47:17 +0000 2015

But did you meet hot singles in your area?

 Sun Jun 07 22:56:32 +0000 2015

Memory leak? In Java? How do you people do this?

 Mon Jun 08 20:28:54 +0000 2015

*screams with horror*

 Mon Jun 08 20:30:56 +0000 2015

I need to create a VM just to run Ruby. The times are rough, these days

 Mon Jun 08 20:31:33 +0000 2015

RT @sehetw: Hitler learns that #Modules won't make it to #C++17 https://youtu.be/ND-TuW0KIgg This be #viral #loungecpp

 Tue Jun 09 21:04:03 +0000 2015

*pukes*

 Tue Jun 09 21:56:53 +0000 2015

Relevant? http://xkcd.com/456

 Wed Jun 10 15:10:29 +0000 2015

I can't decide, whether I hate it, or hate it

 Wed Jun 10 15:16:15 +0000 2015

Generating 16384-long SSH key. Se y'all tomorrow :P

 Wed Jun 10 20:01:22 +0000 2015

Did I break Travis? The status is "created" for ~30 minutes now.
(https://travis-ci.org/nabijaczleweli/Cwepper/builds/66436380)

 Thu Jun 11 20:10:00 +0000 2015

Reboot!

Oh wait...

 Thu Jun 11 20:20:26 +0000 2015

Hence the "oh wait". Should've added an emote to indicate non-seriousness

 Thu Jun 11 20:26:02 +0000 2015

I hope that's a rhetorical question. In a case, that it isn't: ͕͗И♡ƬĤĪИƓ SĤΛĿĿ ßƐ SΛƇŔƐD Ƭ♡ ƬĤƐ ƱŔßΛИ DĪƇƬĪ♡ИΛŔY

 Thu Jun 11 20:30:47 +0000 2015

RT @SethBling: I wrote a program that teaches itself how to play Super Mario World! I call it MarI/O http://youtu.be/qv6UVOQ0F44?a

 Sat Jun 13 19:22:28 +0000 2015

/r/ProgrammerReactions is pretty good, too!

 Mon Jun 15 13:15:10 +0000 2015

When one does modding, one shall never stop seeking inspiration

 Tue Jun 16 20:48:54 +0000 2015

As long as you'll enjoy it... Sure!

 Wed Jun 17 12:39:11 +0000 2015

Still counts as a dick pick

 Thu Jun 18 17:06:05 +0000 2015

Would've been worse if you felt a partial butthole, though

 Thu Jun 18 17:13:42 +0000 2015

Direwolf confirmed delusional liar

 Sat Jun 20 14:13:28 +0000 2015

Sparkling Bjarne. For your viewing pleasure. #Lounge #Cpp http://i.imgur.com/CUhcR.gif

 Mon Jun 22 08:30:59 +0000 2015

RT @codinghorror: Codr is Google Docs for Code: a shared work surface for developers http://kck.st/1IbRB3X

 Tue Jun 23 21:51:53 +0000 2015

Guiz, I did it! I was sitting there w/o internet and needed to iterate over variadic templates and I did it! #Cpp https://gist.github.com/nabijaczleweli/37cdd8c28039ea41a999

 Wed Jun 24 01:09:47 +0000 2015

Nuclear decay is, IIRC

 Thu Jun 25 00:46:08 +0000 2015

Sweet nails ya' got there, Jess! :P

 Fri Jun 26 16:29:47 +0000 2015

Indeed

 Sun Jun 28 11:49:31 +0000 2015

RT @Drullkus: This is awesome.

https://esolangs.org/wiki/English

 Mon Jun 29 19:23:09 +0000 2015