Export was generated 2022-12-08, spanning 8803 posts, of which 2587 replying to other users, between and : 991951 characters over 995288 bytes, 115115 words.
That's an average of 2.5 posts per day. Even though the period starting in 2019 accounts for precisely 75% of the posts, for an average of 1 per day prior, and 4.6 since. Cf. here for later statistics, or stats.html for plots analysing this dataset alone.
Consider that the aforementioned seminal April 2013 post (banger btw) corresponds to me having been almost precisely 12.5. Keep this in mind. By god keep in mind that they bore me in December 2000 because there's some truly munitions-grade cringe below. I, in many ways, lay here truly bare.
Be 'ware: the page alone is eleven megabytes, and links to four gigabytes across 4410 pieces of media. This is all (nominally-)lazy-loaded, of course, but.
Alas, the twitter export does not include the alt text or the root of the thread for any given post. The former is lost. The latter is badly emulated. See raw/ if you want to make an export like this. Open ?none to start with everything collapsed or ?repl to start with just replies open.