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Consider that the aforementioned seminal April 2013 post (banger btw) corresponds to me having been almost precisely 12.5. Keep this in mind.
By god keep in mind that they bore me in December 2000 because there's some truly munitions-grade cringe below. I, in many ways, lay here truly bare.
Be 'ware: the page alone is eleven megabytes, and links to four gigabytes across 4410 pieces of media. This is all (nominally-)lazy-loaded, of course, but.
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📌 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧7📌buy my shirts^Wstickers :0 store.nabijaczleweli.xyzReplying to Lars Strojny – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@lstrojny thank god. I have a hunch so as to the actual reason ("tpm:parameter(3):structure is the wrong size" => &metadata is parameter "3" (it's actually 8, which is why this wasn't obvious) => I made it empty), so if you wouldn't mind terribly, could you try test2 (4361ed3) to confirm?Replying to Lars Strojny – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@lstrojny okay I GDBed all the way to the Esys_CreatePrimary call and massaged (almost) all the arguments to be identical to the ones that tpm2_createprimary uses; can you please try the test branch again (dd796f5)?наб ❧@lstrojny if this doesn't work (or at least change where it blows up) I'm giving upReplying to Lars Strojny – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@lstrojny okay that's good, I thought I was losing my sanity there. I may've found a potential culprit; could you please try the "test" branch (e43c5d0)?Replying to Lars Strojny – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@lstrojny hm, that's all fine. I'm assuming `tpm2_createprimary -gsha1 -Q --hierarchy=o --key-context=prim2.ctx` works too, then? If so, try running tzpfms with TSS2_LOG=TRACE or =DEBUG in the environment, maybe?наб ❧1@lstrojny The sizing error makes me suspicious of maybe a weird userspace incompatibility? Did you build manually or are you using a package? If the latter, could you build from source and re-try?наб ❧@lstrojny If the former (or you're re-building already and it still doesn't work), could you follow git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… (adjust the .so paths for your arch)? By IPCing to swtpm instead of your (hardware, I'm assuming?) TPM, that isolates the weird incompatibility w/just the TPM itself.наб ❧@lstrojny I've tested this on both swtpm (naturally) in a few configurations, and some hardware TPM2s, so it's a mild surprise it's actually blowing up. and, having just re-tried it, bullseye-package-on-bullseye does Just Work w/swtpm for me, so it may be a hw interaction, which is hell.Replying to Lars Strojny – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@lstrojny i was misremembering, i think, insofar as i had issues with some TPMs that refused to work in weird ways until they got `takeownerhip`ped, but yours is clearly fineReplying to Lars Strojny – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@lstrojny my ideas, in order, are:
1. do you have the TPM configured?
2. if you run the highlighted programs here: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… in order, do they error out, too? (but don't run evictcontrol, you'll have to GC)
3. what if you run with TSS2_LOG=DEBUG (or TRACE) in the environment?наб ❧@lstrojny but "structure is the wrong size" is a very odd error to be seeing here. if running the tools directly works, how about adding "-gsha1" to the tpm2_createprimary invocation?Replying to ElonMusk (private account) – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@oculisprimed 0% lolнаб ❧3@oculisprimed there was already a guy who said his name was ligma or whatever and he got actually interviewed in personнаб ❧3@oculisprimed lying to reporters is your moral duty imo. if they're good they'll sniff you out if not it's staggering gag potential49 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2today in "i saw an Amiga Unix screenshot and decided i desperately need that font": a AmixInstallation.bz2 file that is actually just a ZIP??наб ❧1so i gargled for "s5 filesystem" since that's one of the options and this is the first reasonable result, and (a) what an incredible URL, (b) these pages are copyrighted for UnixWare 7.1.4 by the SCO Group, dated 2004?наб ❧1would it be entirely outlandish to assume that this is the same SCO of SCO UNIX, as mentioned in the rp5700 BIOS documentation? can I netboot a SCO UNIX off NFS on a Celeron? how idiotic would it be to write a CIFS driver for a SCO UNIX?
наб ❧1>Translation Mode […] may be necessary for users of older versions of UNIX (e.g., SCO UNIX version 3.2)
>A search of the basement yielded 5.25″ floppies of SCO UNIX 3.2.0f from June 1989 (os2museum.com/wp/sco-unix-3-…)
i NO LONGER doubt the legacy of this BIOS, what the actual fuck
наб ❧managed to build worms.c from the Amix distro, and now i have cool wyrm friends to hang out with :)наб ❧help! I'm trying to work but these cute worms keep eating my teletype!!наб ❧1as unsearchable names go, that's a pretty good oneнаб ❧i was hoping to not tweet this weekend and its working very well so far, but:наб ❧okay just one more
4x, 2 pixels' spacing: sunfont, topaz plane 1, topaz plane 2наб ❧two nights to reign the BDF in, butнаб ❧setfont doesn't like the 12x25 sunfont, but does accept topaz, soнаб ❧one kbd build that clears out the @, then uses some random user-space memory as parts of the font, andнаб ❧2 years (roughly) i've been avoiding the tarballs. finally caved because you can't convincingly wrap text-that's-an-image around paths. turns out shitting glyphs into fontforge is easy actuallyнаб ❧1admittedly, it wasn't A Tenth Of My Life-time Ago™, so (yes, store.nabijaczleweli.xyz/001-UNIX-r-ATT… is creatively-pasted-together PNGs, and I stand by that as a vastly superior technique)наб ❧yeehawнаб ❧all made possible by potrace being tunable to disable all smoothingнаб ❧this is what coreutils does to your fonts. #knowtherisksнаб ❧okay pog (non-square pixels, of course)наб ❧here's the trail of the 2020 dumps I had, anyway: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧last time i used farbfeld and some difficult-to-change-scaling-in C; pbm and, frankly, an abuse of sed (but what's new), stay winningнаб ❧shouldn't've put this off for so long, this shit easy actuallyнаб ❧(okay the thing I was actually putting off was dealing with fontforge, but its very cool and fun to blast through what stamps say was 2-3 days in an evening)наб ❧not sure if i can pass arguments after -script...... thoughts?наб ❧kmsнаб ❧at least i got a triple bugs.debian.org/1023777наб ❧this entire thing blames back to 10 and 16 years ago. what the hell.наб ❧disappointingнаб ❧github.com/fontforge/font…наб ❧1so utterly unexciting. i thought the python api would be hellish or weird or fucked up but nah its fine, its all Fine. boring.наб ❧font.importOutlines(simplify=True), which should be the default!, also doesn't work, and imports an unsimplified path. why. am i the first person to use the python fontforge APIнаб ❧github.com/fontforge/font…наб ❧is there really no way to manipulate per-glyph strikes lol, will i have to generate a BDF for the sole purpose of fontforge sucking it offнаб ❧lmfao it just doesn't use itнаб ❧correction: ip winds up in the format-specific import function, and PostScript uses it but Glif doesn't use it at all and SVG only partially?наб ❧never-mind, turns out SVG ends up using the same path as postscript, and that simplifies with much less aggressive settings than the default interactive/.simplify(). glif still doesn'tнаб ❧i thought that maybe because these are pixel-perfect with hard corners i could get away with no BDFs (and since implementing importing images as per-character strikes would be very difficult), but no.наб ❧least psychotic image processing (right is the primary BDF I generated with a lot of awful C 2 years ago)наб ❧free scaling from pre-scaled images!!!!!наб ❧1some may call me an evil geniusнаб ❧hmнаб ❧okay the autobold makes it look like shit; (1,2): AA off, (3,4): AA onнаб ❧no AA effect here thoнаб ❧lads, what the fuck is thsi supposed to represent. if it's a H (and it likely isn't, because there is a HT and the H looks normal there) then it's HL which doesn't look like an ASCII control character. if it's not H, then what on earth is it.наб ❧nevermind im fucking stupid, it claims compatibility with "Topaz8 VT100 Graphics set (0x60-0x7f only)" so it's in this table en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEC_Speci…, and it's наб ❧lets goooooнаб ❧2i am, in many ways, pogging.наб ❧3always pleasant when stuff just worksнаб ❧coming soon to a blog near youнаб ❧nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…; in all the good formats you'd want (it's OTF and "folderful of images") :)наб ❧1some may say you can skip the drivel and go straight to lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0013-AMIX-font…, this is true; the most significant part of this, however, is that I can finally close the three-tab firefox window on my palmtop that's older than my palmtopReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@oculisprimed sign of a goated gag imoReplying to 正勝吾勝勝速日 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@_SVR4 topaz.s and sunfont.s, resp., from the Amiga UNIX distribution, converted for a modern font format34 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧15they will never make a calendar reminder thing ive complained about not having for like years now (took me like two hours; second image unrelated)наб ❧git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)наб ❧cool. good job lads. love too use bashнаб ❧lmfaooooo low-six-digit-bug-number. is it from like 2006? place your bets now!!наб ❧at least it goes into posix mode if argv[0]="sh", but
> Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 03:45:40 -0500
lmfaoнаб ❧this all came out of a suspected dash parser bug, but, well, this is somehow even worse?наб ❧13oh, of course, this is because alias expansion also happens to functions. very normal day; `alias mail='mail -E "set nonullbodymsg"'`, `mail() { ...` becomes `mail -E "set nonullbodymsg"() { ...`. lovelyнаб ❧lets gooooooнаб ❧:)наб ❧free shart twofer, too:
todo.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/git.…lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h…наб ❧1graphql is so fucking weird broнаб ❧1srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…, I don't think I've ever published an explicit guide for Symbola specifically, only a generic font-substitution one in nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…, so there's a free trade secret in .build.yml; also, you can copy the rat and get U+1F400 RATнаб ❧terrifyingнаб ❧un ratón :0 git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧okay that was 4am ass, try this oneнаб ❧2im testing .ics/VCALENDAR/iCalendar simulation (defined as "got father to send me some events from the front-ends he uses"), and this is apparently what an invite mail is; dope. transcendent use of multipart/alternativeнаб ❧average busybox momentнаб ❧1superlinear allocator(? wouldn't be the first time) one asterisk is 266490 bytes in 3708 linesнаб ❧:)наб ❧lmao i was gonna joke that ratrun has three components of equal size (mailer, interactive scheduler, iCal emulator), but it actually doesнаб ❧sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)наб ❧great, lovely todo.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/git.…наб ❧lets go lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧y'know, as these things go, four days end-to-end and also i get a calendar system out of it ain't tee bag I thinkнаб ❧and i fucked up the twitter link in the release notes. most competent posterнаб ❧1yo pog i added -d as a debugging aid but turns out it's probably most useful for getting "what's today/this week/month"наб ❧1appnote in da manual git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :0 (very rare)наб ❧1lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)наб ❧lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :0наб ❧1how could I've been so blind to the simplest solution? git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧1ratrun 0c: 1% smaller and at least 5% faster, or your money back. coming soon to a theater near youнаб ❧1(first run just to check 1002 reminders, second to actually "send" them (by echoing to stdout, mail would dominate all of these runs 100-fold if it actually sent mail))наб ❧2(that is an amortised 3.2ms/5.44ms per file, and i separately measure 4.5ms constant no-file offset; not that shocking given that there's 2 executables (flock, date) run for no-send and 4.5 (+ date + mail (+ cat)) for the send case (and gettext once globally if sending anything))наб ❧2some say it's maybelline lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧way aheadda ya's, bud1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧fun to see a steady unassisted downward trend in my following countReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr europeans will literally invent horrific IPC schemes instead of using more python than absolutely strictly necessary
3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Former @nabijaczleweli.xyz DKIM keys now published at mail.nabijaczleweli.xyzнаб ❧ACLs are truly a gift from the gods; im literally just pointing that at /etc/dkimkeys w/g:www-data:r-x and g:www-data:r-- for the now-public keysнаб ❧202205 @nabijaczleweli.xyz keys, in use [2022-05-17, 2022-11-11), now published at mail.nabijaczleweli.xyz1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1she upsell on my features til i subscribe1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧type of guy who waits 'til noon to turn power back on after an outage to not have to change his oven clock2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧it told me my account was locked, i completed verification, got unlocked, now it shows i follow 11 accounts lolнаб ❧lmao13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hm. glibc bug? (2) is a diff of Issue 7 to issue 7 TC2, cf. (3) Issue 8 Draft 2.1наб ❧well, okay, it's Wrong: that's obvious. but whether it's a glibc bug depends on if it targets Issue 7 (2008) or latest Issue 7 (TC2, 2017); it'll definitely be a bug once 202x dropsнаб ❧debbugs, my saviour! "C locale is 7-bit (127 characters), must be 8-bit (256 characters) since POSIX Issue 7 TC2/Issue 8": bugs.debian.org/1017852наб ❧i hate the begging for an account bull shitнаб ❧:v sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_…наб ❧kms sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_…наб ❧2i replied, i was very nice, i proposed a shockingly sensible solution, i expect to get a "fuck you" againнаб ❧pog pog he uninvalided itнаб ❧1lol musl does exactly what i suggested here and uses the first PUA (although starting at DF80 instead of E080)наб ❧1nevermind i cant fucking read, that's surrogates, not a PUA, but that's even better, since
> Isolated surrogate code points have no interpretation; consequently, no character code charts or names lists are provided forthis range.наб ❧my proverbial soul is eternally tainted now sourceware.org/pipermail/libc…наб ❧pog someone looked at it sourceware.org/pipermail/libc…наб ❧lets gooooo, the part that doesn't actually change anything landed1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧By partnering with splotchy I achieved 2x sleep efficiency, achieving full symbiotic sleep output in only 4 hours!
See more »1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bruh i cant believe adobe sells illustrator like actually2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧according to rigorous statistical analysis (looking at the bottom of the settings page last night and now), my cohost account will be active in appx. 4 more days lolнаб ❧this beats the current contender of netbsd mailing lists for "account creation processes taking longer than a bank"16 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1why do people like glass doors on racks so muchнаб ❧2is mesh too horny or whatнаб ❧1glass can't possibly be cheaper, right?наб ❧1lets go babeyyyнаб ❧1bitches love getting couriered their weight in steelнаб ❧1no vat invoice. i hate it here. the best online retail experience is provided by Some Guy, and the more physical locations the worse it getsнаб ❧1im pogging?наб ❧2get inнаб ❧2total 8 man-hours. the back door doesnt fit because think different the rails have protruding bits that interfere with the support posts. they still haven't sent me the invoice and it do b a piece of shit kinda so like 50/50 im gonna have to take it apart and return which is funнаб ❧2guess who doesn't pick up the phone or hasn't replied to my on-platform posts in the past two weeks :)наб ❧1sixteen days. SIXTEEN DAYS! and across the month boundary. i got the FV todayнаб ❧sanest cable runнаб ❧yes, those are, in fact, like, dense felt chair cushion straps half-screwed/half-clamped into/onto the ceilingнаб ❧pogнаб ❧1nowa kultura bankowościнаб ❧1decidedly one of the worst things to try to shoot3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2why aren't the fucking systemctl edit overrides text files anymoreнаб ❧github.com/systemd/system… :vнаб ❧github.com/systemd/system…Replying to æ ⎎ ii – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@frameslip probably just the formal definition of text file being a sequence of at least 0 lines, with each line being a sequence of non-0 bytes followed by a new-lineнаб ❧1@frameslip and even if they don't need to be text files for systemd to eat them, it's really fucking annoying to have an incomplete final line1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1least pathologically-nostalgic linux poster lore.kernel.org/all/2022110414…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1this is where they send you when you say bash when you mean The Shell5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1its really funny that "eat grass cum for breakfast" advertisements all say "it's low-energy!"; buddy if that's the case then what's the pointнаб ❧1the pure, rich, bulbous americana seeping out of "you must eat something in the morning if it fucking kills you" so "buy a wonder of the fundament of the civilised world we adulterated unspeakably to make it absolutely worthless" is frankly astoundingнаб ❧1maybe im sick and twisted like that but i think its not that outlandish to grade all food on a fundamental "should
1. be breathe-outable
2. not kill you
99. be tasty maybe if you care" scale. given that the reviews largely say that shit tastes like cardboard (shocker!) its justнаб ❧1idk i did also see a "zero-calorie cooking oil" applied science thing and that's a funny novelty but literally why the hell would you want that. do americans understand that you need to eat stuff to maintain homie/hoe stasis, or..?наб ❧okay i am off one¹, so this may be Sanest Slav Take territory but come ON these ad reads would be self-parody if youtubers were capable of even a shred of self-awareness
¹ glass of vodka5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1wowee that's a firstнаб ❧i strapped everything back to wheezy (which itself failed incredibly bizzarely) and the one firefox that didn't instantly crash didn't work, so its time to bust out this venerable beastнаб ❧1after the like 20 years the RTC battery finally died; the ACPI(!!) BIOS is lovelyнаб ❧1we stay fuckin winningнаб ❧1ah, the bad old days2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1>I want to install Peppermint Devaun edition which uses systemV rather than systemD
sanest reporterнаб ❧>a traditional init would be runit? Am I correct?
amazing. how do you get to "devuan time" but don't even recognise the barest essentials of that choice. power of marketing ig6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2i hate go I HATE GOнаб ❧2brug i was gonna say "bruh where the fuck is it going " but its not going anywhere. what s happenign . please i just wnat to forward a bugнаб ❧2most enlightened build system. read some code, write nothing, exit 0, fuck you, subscribe to google + plus to get your artifactsнаб ❧bru gнаб ❧i thought it was actually writign literally anything anywhere at all. that some compilation happened. nah.наб ❧github.com/99designs/gqlg…
Replying to Literally Off Minor – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@ATFujoshi wth they americanised roseReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a my guess was that it's a kshism (if you're doing it like csh then you're doing it wrong imo; note 0003162 below goes so far as to say "csh is disgusting") and I think POSIX agrees? but fuck knows; the defect is austingroupbugs.net/view.php?id=953 and note 0003197 i think nails it? maybe?Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a apparently alias substitution happens in the tokeniser(!!) which is also why `unalias mv; mv` uses whatever the mv alias is/was :)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧lmfaoooo. huge fan of all 'o's turning into '0's except the 'O's are 'o's. very normal way to spellнаб ❧didnt even notice "destr0y y0ur reputation am0ngst google and y0ur customers". google, as we know, is much more important than customers????Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr maybe, that's a kornism thoReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@eatijr eater "ass docking"Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron i was kinda going for an atrun(8)/rat race gag tbh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧wat da hell im experiencing two ante meridiem again13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧bugs.debian.org/1022179 :)наб ❧bugs.debian.org/1023029 :/наб ❧aaaaaaaaaa another fucking mandoc bugнаб ❧наб ❧if you're having trouble following along at home: that's mandoc -Tlint deciding that actually a break point (\:) is punctuationнаб ❧inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…наб ❧what you're missing here is that my reaction off-list was "ARE YOU PISSING IN MY ASS"наб ❧average x32 binutils momentнаб ❧and its not a LTO thing so idk. no klapki 0.2.1-1 on X32 igнаб ❧klapki 0.2.1 lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)наб ❧and a free one that fell out of tzpfms :v bugs.debian.org/1023070наб ❧tzpfms 0.3.1 lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)наб ❧okay now breakfast1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1train :0Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr its just like me fr fr2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧much like we are borne of the hummus on which we tread, we are borne as wyrms much like those what bountify itнаб ❧idk theres an ideology here i think. would love to know your thoughts on this2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧another successful klapki installation. another time it Just Worked with 0 config. maybe the voices are right. maybe i am just built different.наб ❧i think ive overall spent more time babysitting systemd maintainers of various description to unfuck kernel-install than ive spent writing klapki altogether. or at least it feels that way. and the sd-boot experience is still miserableReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@iximeowsr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1the "hm i wonder how hard it would be to buy bonds" to "writing a complaint to the national competition-and-consumer protection agency about a state-run bank's direct marketing compliance" pipelineReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12@oculisprimed@sailorpena the strongest mathematician. howeve'r she is so fragile so as to crumble when handled by anything than cold hard steelReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@oculisprimed@sailorpena cant get much softer than actually fluidReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@oculisprimed@sailorpena wood's metal tea-spoon2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧really makes you stink, don't itнаб ❧1bugs.debian.org/10228571 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pray for me lads1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if i were ingo schwarze i would simply have not bothered inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ hes right55 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧15just received two (2) high-priority pictures of my grandparents' large catнаб ❧6he has arrivedнаб ❧3i have finally met the mythical beastнаб ❧6he is incomprehensibly large, and by that i mean that im physically unable to understand how massive he is; a cat so large and powerful cannot ideologically coexist with an average-sized cat as soon as i stop touching himнаб ❧7behold: an apex predator :)наб ❧3Bazyl, unto whom we are as he is unto god, as compared to father, who is not a small man by any means (left) and a fox terrier (right)наб ❧3he's babyнаб ❧6bonus pawsнаб ❧7i wish i knew more than the absolute baseline amount of latin, so just imagine i wrote something that sounds cool about how he is king of the universe and you can kiss him hereнаб ❧5gnerblнаб ❧2наб ❧3i unfortunately cannot see him but i am receiving reports that he is still largeнаб ❧4he sleepнаб ❧4i have forgotten to post him, but here he is: hidden, perfectly masqueraded, all but invisible in his environmentнаб ❧6he's breadнаб ❧4scholarнаб ❧3cat (chair cat)наб ❧3caution
furry floorнаб ❧3dinner boyнаб ❧4saw the bastard again. love him :)наб ❧4what form!наб ❧5coffee for the cat,, bastard mode all day longнаб ❧3throw that cat in a circleнаб ❧3he's learning :)наб ❧3i interrupted brushing him to shoot and now i will never recoverнаб ❧2:)наб ❧4oh, to be him, just for a fleeting moment!наб ❧2its a new day! he's reading the paper to find out what's gone onнаб ❧4hungyнаб ❧2he has vored. he has chilled. one final item on the itinerary:наб ❧4куданаб ❧3the cat is a perfect specimen, filled with deception and ill-truths. but those hips do not lieнаб ❧5for all his general cool and hipness, i don't think he's ever partook in a selfie before. an embarrassment for a man of his statureнаб ❧2he's moving, a solemn moment for all involvedнаб ❧3flattenedнаб ❧1god i wish that had been meнаб ❧3just some lads being dudesнаб ❧3and you can't even tell it's bloody winterнаб ❧1this is classified by the NYT as an "opinion piece" and you must pay two hundred dollars to me, personally, to transfer ownership of itнаб ❧1:знаб ❧1motherfucker bit me! can't blame him tho, hes basedнаб ❧1^м^наб ❧1and to /think/ there were haters who said he would never have drip, pathetic!наб ❧1angle/devil/&c.наб ❧1he's ill, please send him your most mischievous energiesнаб ❧1unbothered, moisturised, in his lane, well-hydrated, flourishingнаб ❧floor wyrm :)наб ❧howнаб ❧ок менаб ❧Big Yellow's Adventure, incl. Bright Yellowнаб ❧Bright Yellow was also formerly featured in
наб ❧2I'm told this is a "Maine Coon", whatsoever that entails
наб ❧big yellow looks at your girl like this. wyd?наб ❧1unparalleled, hell, unparallelable formнаб ❧"we saw you from across the room and we fucking hate your vibe" type beatнаб ❧1he's observing improved renal function :01 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2she call me her population they way i be fucking denseReplying to (꒪▿꒪) everything is terrible – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sacaitlin and it's in common use as the above since at least 1900, but fair; my b, sozReplying to (꒪▿꒪) everything is terrible – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sacaitlin idk what the expectation here is, I assume this mirrors "pussy"/"cunt", being in polish shouldn't preclude it from being moderated?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@the6p4c when yuo see a 30k-Power-On-Hours HDDнаб ❧@the6p4c nevermind actually i had 30 on my mind because i just had a 30kh DVR disk die, the one in my router just rolled over 2^16 and it's still in perfect condition
2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧behold: RENAME_NOREPLACE, in all of +1/-1 github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…наб ❧(assuming it works and the kernel documentation isn't a complete lie, which is hardly a given)39 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6бублики moment :0наб ❧2(way too big, the portioning didn't work out right because i had either really big eggs or exceptionally wet flour; still fucks doe)наб ❧i was told i fucked the white balance and these looked like they were potato, when they are, in fact, regular grass. please consider this correctionнаб ❧1true blueblik classicнаб ❧that don't work, do itнаб ❧hmнаб ❧1heheнаб ❧mildly annoying to have iteration times of 3 hours instead of 20 seconds, [c++ joke here], but i think ive arrived at a local winnerнаб ❧1do you think you blanket rising doughs so they don't wake up before you cook themнаб ❧how the hell did i shake a 1/15th shot?? must be a bublik deficiencyнаб ❧1fucking shamefulнаб ❧1l + bublik + ratioнаб ❧1top 10 salty spelt baker momentsнаб ❧:/наб ❧:vнаб ❧my stupid ass forgot the second egg once and thats why they werent fucking rising. anyway: bublik + ratioнаб ❧:0наб ❧oh no! our white balance! it's broken! &c., &c.наб ❧1as a wise man once said: And i hope all your donuts come out looking like Fanny's.наб ❧1like 2 months since i ate commercial bread 🧐наб ❧wtf bublik inflation?????наб ❧getting the jpegs off my camera was Effort while I was off the oil rig, so: 2022.08.09; its surprising how a roll of dough Just rolls into a Classic Pretzel Shape if you twist it far enoughнаб ❧this post is approved by Wheat Gangнаб ❧elisabeth holmes voiceнаб ❧1ol' lizzy ol' palнаб ❧i did make like 2 poops by accident butнаб ❧1we b breaded fr frнаб ❧poglikнаб ❧this post is dedicated to the camel drip check sheesh allahu akbar videoнаб ❧bog (bublik pog)наб ❧what if bublik but it wasn't? today's youth asks scary questions – here's how to answer them.наб ❧finished off a bag of flourнаб ❧1there are big bubliki among usнаб ❧1bublik no jutsuнаб ❧1im trapped in the caption factoryнаб ❧3like four months since i ate a commercial bread 🤔наб ❧1they did surgery on a bublikнаб ❧1idk why the wb came out red on thisнаб ❧bublik bubLIK BUBLIK BUBLIK3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugнаб ❧something tells me I've exceeded the design lifetime on thisнаб ❧oh, no, its fine actually. normal day in SMARTland2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1if nullmailer has shooters, im one of them. if nullmailer has one shooter, thats me. if nullmailer ain't got no shooters, im fuckin deadнаб ❧and thats on hog1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1brug. what da hell3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧aaaaaa what the fuck why does this piece of shit "Kenik"-branded DVR ask for a lease every ten seconds, twice in a burst, with embarrassing clock slewнаб ❧i couldnt dial it EBCAUSE ITS NOT RESPECTING THE FUCKING LEASEнаб ❧panicsort theory of DHCP14 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3thank.sнаб ❧this mf really called me a retard in a school uniform huhнаб ❧1learning many things about myself tonightнаб ❧crossbreed 👍наб ❧1severe - looking, sickly, creating an ominous presence. so true.наб ❧kinda insane that it got the language rightнаб ❧1smug look, pudgy, very thin :)наб ❧2tumblr contest winner rna bioweapon anime girl cosplayнаб ❧man, i look so old now compared to 2 years ago when i shot thisнаб ❧lets goo im deviantart nowнаб ❧1there is a cat next to herнаб ❧1featureless, hulking, very thin, 16k resolution:0.6|peopleнаб ❧1using a magical tablet: yes, yes!!!
featured on reddit: nooooooooooнаб ❧1anti-slavic bias really showingReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron randomly-chosen crew-mate/impostor .build.ymlReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron already know one, ill invite him :)154 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4just two classic C parsing moments today, one of which @pixelbeat_ has already fixed upstream: bugs.debian.org/1018790, bugs.debian.org/1018803 :)наб ❧2okay this is a psycho bug though bugs.debian.org/1018806наб ❧3i am a golden godнаб ❧1maggots in your stty? more likely than you'd think! bugs.debian.org/1018844наб ❧2normal day bugs.debian.org/1018919наб ❧26"average coreutils program has 3 distinct bugs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average coreutils bug has half of a distinct bug. Spiders Stty, who lives in cave & encounters over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been countedнаб ❧1hohoho so deviant bugs.debian.org/1018958наб ❧1i love c++ because the error is always in the dead center of my screenнаб ❧2thank.s. good to know one of us knows what the fuck the extension meansнаб ❧1yo pogнаб ❧2i love processing text bugs.debian.org/1019344наб ❧2this is the 6th for stty, which beats out du's 5.5наб ❧3lmfao just closed bugs.debian.org/210475, which was reported Sep 2003 with the last post on Jan 2008наб ❧1and a POSIX bug to round it out mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…наб ❧28 full pages after STANDARDS. no coherent EXAMPLES, no HISTORYнаб ❧18.5pg, second-biggest by size too, and still without HISTORY :vнаб ❧1bookending with classic C integer parsing moment :) bugs.debian.org/1019463наб ❧2omg pogpogpgogp −xcase removal will be properly noted in Issue 8 Draft 3 mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…наб ❧1and a symmetrical (it's not symmetrical, but close enough) mismatch for cooked: bugs.debian.org/1018844#10наб ❧1uhoh new one, kill '' is kill ^@ (apparently, you wouldn't know), and kill ^żupan is valid bugs.debian.org/1019466наб ❧1aaaaa what the fuck. they strace identically. the 1000000 speed sticks when it's specified what the hell is wrong with coreutilsнаб ❧2waa bugs.debian.org/1019468наб ❧1this is the 10th for stty :) they grow up so fastнаб ❧3okay, this is actually a POSIX formatting bug since Issue 6 mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…
наб ❧13holy shit if you substitute the default special characters to something reasonable, you could include the three pages of /dev/tty0 ... tty5 (IV) verbatim in a modern manual, and you'd do a better job of explaining how teletypes work than 99% of modern-written bull shitнаб ❧1there are – count'em (heh) – icanon with its at-most-a-line reads and line processing, -icanon (min 1 time 0), echo, ^D processing (which, until hard-reading the POSIX description I wouldn't've guessed worked as described), cttys, ^C/^\ (sans pgroups)наб ❧hm. the UNIX Programmer's Manual notes that the(ir?) PDP-11 has DC-11 (DC11?) asynchronous modem interfaces, to which stty applies (in contrast to the console to which it doesn't), and the first two arguments set the input/control and printer flags, deferring to the DC-11 manualнаб ❧bitsavers has multiple microfiches of /test programs/ for it, but not so much as a product brief, much less a manual (there is a DEC disk controller DC-11 product brief, but.); wikipedia doesn't seem to acknowledge the PDP-11 has a console or capacity for modem peripheralsнаб ❧am i fucking stupid?наб ❧2i am, i just fucked up the query the first time :) all but the first are for the same line of device, and the second-to-last is the right one :)наб ❧i became a real POSIX bug! dreams do come true! austingroupbugs.net/view.php?id=16…наб ❧2holy shit you can trace like half (its not half) of the standard flags to the DC11 manual lmaoнаб ❧2lmao for (a) teletypes got signals before signals got signals; we /been/ knew job control is king from day 1 and (b) "It should be easier to resume after an interrupt, but I don't know how to make it work." men will literally go to therapy vs. inventing absurd architectural abuseнаб ❧1think im all wrote out on V1 after a mere 1.5pgнаб ❧2im "deep in it" but ive found the original gamer, ladsнаб ❧sorry! sorry! electronic sportsman. i shouldn't flame kids, even if they are 60наб ❧1how the fuck do you cite a usenet postнаб ❧1like this i guess. decided that "alt.folklore.computing" is the Journal and "IBM Selectric parallel/serial interface" the Article. idk if the ggroups top-level M7H thing is actually stable and refers to the msgid of the top post but that'd make a stellar (awful) Issue numberнаб ❧1V2 momentнаб ❧1this reads like something @oculisprimed would post aboutнаб ❧4cant believe dmr fucking gnomed me from beyond the grave. what the hellнаб ❧1Teletype Corporation kinda based doe??наб ❧(literally)наб ❧this is a certified R. A. the Rugged Man Who Do We Trust? moment!наб ❧1i was haha joking i may have 20 pages but i just got done with V5 and im a fifth of the way through page 17 so unless the scope doesn't reduce drastically (which thankfully it has been, as expected) this may actually be 30наб ❧i think i have like two full pages' worth of bull shit about the IBM 2741 aloneнаб ❧1also if someone can decipher what the scribble here says please tell me :)наб ❧1"noo noo i only use bimbows for gameing !!" cope + seethe unix did it first and unix did it betterнаб ❧1taming text formatting like a wild yakнаб ❧done with V7 at 21 pages flat :)наб ❧3the WHAT port?наб ❧2twitter.com/mycoliza/statu…наб ❧yeah just spew on your floppy, mate, she'll be 'rightнаб ❧officially bigger than a ~V2 file can be :vнаб ❧2(CORRECTION: max seek offset, goes to 64k because it was a single 16-bit word and yes this is the reason why we got block-addressed disk I/O[1]; max file size on ~V2 is described like it goes up to 1Mi but there's two bytes (+1b(?))[2], and all of userspace gets 2B[3,4]. unclear)наб ❧1..do they?наб ❧it's actually remarkable just how unremarkable 4BSD job control is; the PREFACE says [1], but AFAICT this straight-up doesn't hold for job control which beside living in -ljobs and requiring stty new is so nauseatingly boring and fully-formed you might as well read credentials(7)наб ❧free mandoc bug, regression against at-most-3BSD troff, likely earlier inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…наб ❧5so fucking trueнаб ❧11 BSD = 1 page (converges at 4BSD)наб ❧1this says a lot about our societyнаб ❧1citing another usenet post. my ant sisters are not smiling upon me todayнаб ❧1sometimes i feel like i shouldnt have the power to go off on these poor people but then i remember this is for the switching equipment of american monopoly number 3 so they deserve it and are also all dead now so its fineнаб ❧syscon.. these nuts?наб ❧1
наб ❧votraxнаб ❧1finally: a reason to have more than three gigabytes of ram. also, why is this so slow. i could recognise characters on a thousand pages very quickly, and i need less than 300W to do it. it is easy, too me.наб ❧1108`607.5J for just the OCR bit. that's 26kcal, but cant feed computers milk (yet). i stay winningнаб ❧im sorry im sorry im trying to delete itнаб ❧auditd in ≤1979 :0наб ❧1holy shit lmao; left is POSIX.1-202x Draft 2.1, right is UNIX User's Manual, Release 3.0 (i.e. SysIII (whom you may known from its later hits as SysV)). left is dated August 2021, right is dated June 1980наб ❧1please. my standard. she is very sick.наб ❧11this is all the funnier given that no-one has historically ever actually used split speeds, as far as I can discern. there is /one/ usage of it in V7 (i.e. very late), undocumented, as "stty gspeed" which yielded ispeed 300 ospeed 9600 and I doubt was ever actually usedнаб ❧1just breached 45 pagesнаб ❧3lol this reads like they're kinda mad about it but dont wanna be like super openly mad about itнаб ❧true mastery of consistent brandingнаб ❧oh good, the administrator's manual is branded [BELL] Western Electric (above) but has a copyright notice for Bell Laboratories, Inc.наб ❧1ive dug very deep to find just how insane the SysV VSWTCH "job control" must've been and jesus fucking christнаб ❧1i dont think a worse "job control" scheme has ever been conceived ofнаб ❧1i hate it so fucking much. they HAVE the VINTR/CINTR convention. WHY is this the ONLY thing that's treated specially (at least it's not in the kernel). WHY does the default overlap the default VEOL/VEOL2наб ❧1big words from SysVr4наб ❧1they fired the fucking gnome bro. what the fuckнаб ❧1just how good(?) were (are, I guess) STREAMS? what's the juice that makes them so much better. is it that you get finer-grain stacking of I/O layers or what.наб ❧1guess which stupid bitch can't read more than the paragraph at the exact center of the page. so i guess it is just smaller drivers with better layeringнаб ❧1what the fuck sorry?наб ❧1how did we go from (1,2) to (3)наб ❧1🤡наб ❧1lmao i was wondering why the tape filenames were so fucked up, it turns out they invented them and its just acronym for source code transfer magtape/floppy. incredible, no notesнаб ❧1do NOT interact if you wouldnt call me on /dev/rsctmtm8 (raw source control transfer magnetic tape PE device 8)наб ❧also note the transcendent page numbering scheme. love too direct readers to page TERMIO(7).10наб ❧lmao (a) and what? (b) this is the only occurrence of TCGETA (honestly surprising they managed this since the commands are TCGETS, TCSETS, TCSETAW, TCSETAF; difficult to miss.наб ❧also this includes the manual (via the SVID) directly, so VEOL2 is lost and the out-of-order allocation of VSWTCH unexplained, because of course they areнаб ❧1:)наб ❧groff nroff 24-bit-colour-escapes whenнаб ❧1an asterisk thats an actual star? :0наб ❧2i think The ISBN Corporation™ should just keep a copy of every book with an ISBN assigned, maybe even scanned! who knowsнаб ❧2XPG2 doesn't seem to actually exist. only Volume 1 (XCU) of XPG3 is extant. does the X/Open Company, Ltd. have a copy do you thin- we regret to inform you the x/open company has been acquiredнаб ❧zamn, @__phantomderp clean yo sheep glasses man!!наб ❧3lol i think this is at least close to the longest-surviving text included verbatim in modern POSIX; top: Issue 7 ed. 2018 (same in Issue 8 current-year drafts), bottom: V6, page dated 5/27/74, manual dated May, 1975наб ❧2registered trademark of the WHAT sorry?наб ❧2maybe when you have 7. Device- and Class-Specific Functions, 7.1 General Terminal Interface., 7.1.1 Interface Characteristics., 7.1.1.7 Non-Canonical Mode Input Processing, 7.1.1.7.3 Case C: Min = 0, Time > 0 you should rethink i think. imo. too meнаб ❧1in IEEE Standard Portable Operating System Interface for Computer Environments,наб ❧1this is two tweets because the full thing is 266 characters. maybe a suboptimal layout? would love to know your thoughts on thisнаб ❧1very normal and reasonable illumos moment (all of these are ABC, Alt+abc, three backspaces)наб ❧2how the hell they invent two ^?s for the middle character is beyond me, much more so in -echoeнаб ❧1sanest standard editorнаб ❧1holy shit okay literally me though?наб ❧1all.. what?наб ❧1the POSIX spelling for the terminal interface is such semantic poison that all systems that post-date it cannot come up with anything else, and include most of that text verbatim, just editorialised from must/shall to doesнаб ❧1this happens to both 4.4BSD and SysVr4, the latter of which's termio(7) appx. doubles in size, but half of that is just sucking off the POSIX textнаб ❧1pwease at least tryнаб ❧yoooooo, new .Nd punctuation just dropped?наб ❧....... who exactly is this supposed to be attributed to, exactly?наб ❧wait i just realised it's cfget{o,i}speed but cfset{i,o}speedнаб ❧1heee heee heee hoo ho ho!наб ❧inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…наб ❧2"e-mail as an alternative to telefax" sure is a hell of a take for 1995. "telefax"!наб ❧1come on, you love to see itнаб ❧4turns out this is in the TODO dated 2019 so enjoy this limited-edition straight-from-the-drawer psycho mandoc bugнаб ❧1👍наб ❧15SO fucking trueнаб ❧1holy shit i finally found why the Pq (and Po Pc) parentheses are so weird when compared to the normal ones; apparently they just have a ⅙m space around the ( and )???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!наб ❧1(1,3) are before; (2,4) are after. really night and day, christнаб ❧1bugs.debian.org/1021795наб ❧1yeah; nice fucking ballot, dipshitнаб ❧1🥺наб ❧is this real?наб ❧i posted the illumos bug to illumos-discuss@ when i posted it here but it still hasn't shown up soнаб ❧love finding 30-year-old copy/paste errors lolнаб ❧lmfaoooooo it survived verbatim to POSIX.1-202x/D2.1наб ❧mail-archive.com/austin-group-l… :)наб ❧1waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what the hell is happening. absolutely psycho groff bugнаб ❧bugs.debian.org/1021890наб ❧uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no it isntнаб ❧1please, my standard, she's so fucking sick mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…наб ❧1the last 4 months of mandoc posts are all my hard bugs lol (i stripped out another month of like the opinionated ones)
(also two new ones: inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…)наб ❧2there are swedes among usнаб ❧1.... are we sure?наб ❧uhoh. is this goodнаб ❧nooooo, symbola doesnt have 🥴наб ❧sorry for party rocking :/наб ❧pbuh zfs but also jesus christ we should've just made PDF text layers be greppableнаб ❧11wat da hell. why the international book number differ between nationsнаб ❧2ooooooooh momma. holy shit. this explains so muchнаб ❧okay so the builds were appearng to be hanging and how the HELL is god-damn mandoc 100% CPU busy-loopingнаб ❧1hot tip: change the loop condition in the loop :)наб ❧fixed in CVS. don't necessarily want to build mandoc from source on CI, but if i gottaнаб ❧181 A4 pages (223 sideways A5), preprint for your consideration: lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0012-groff-mdo… :)наб ❧normally i include these as screenshots but i could maybe fit a tenth of this in a tweetнаб ❧if you prefer an HTML version mildly mangled by mandoc (I haven't checked just how bad it is), it's at srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧2with thanks to @MrDOS whose canadian eye pre-set was pivotal for decoding some manualsнаб ❧2turns out 81 pages is really a fucking lot lolнаб ❧11to that end, of the pro-verbial Voreutils Programmers' Manual, this is:
* 42628/85558=49.8% words (ish, man | wc -w is imperfect)
* 355771/713741=49.8% source bytes (355771/26177=13.59x the size of the next-biggest)
* 81/215=37.6% A4 pages
* 223/557=40% sideward A5 pagesнаб ❧1who up describing they driver (not me any-more!)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧39YAML (Yoooooo, AMong us Language?)Replying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@mycoliza world's first rust line discipline, lets fuckin goReplying to Nire Bryce – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@NireBryce plan 9's only sin is not having been tumbled for decades at The American Monopoly, unlike its source system. our present could be much brighter if this date was meaningfully closer to 1975Replying to Nire Bryce – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@NireBryce aiui the Very Point of plan 9 is that by definition, so long as you can address it, it's In Your Computer, which is successfully obscured by laying nomenclature impermeably thick; 9p.io/wiki/plan9/Con… appears to ~satisfy "run on local/remote CPU"
otoh, nixos is not plan 9наб ❧1@NireBryce conversely, i literally could not tell you if plan 9 is distributed as in "you log in to one big thing that clusters over many logical/physical CPUs/filesystems" or "every plan 9 is separate but they hotplug cluster very easily" or "both" or "both (different)" or "well, plan 9 doнаб ❧1@NireBryce to that end, i don't know if i can unironically say "you seem to want something like plan 9" because it sure sounds kinda like that but plan 9 is so insane (aff.) in literally every conceivable direction that i just cant tellReplying to Nire Bryce – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@NireBryce is this (and i ask this in earnest because both me and the documentation are thick as pigshit) plan 92 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1who need they SD5-XCU-ERN-97 applied and SYNOPSIS updated?наб ❧2poisoned google, ladsReplying to アラ🎻マラア – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@auramarua@__phantomderp having an interface compatible with everyone else is overrated, yes; if i don't say "what the fuck are they DOING" at least once per invocation you're doing it wrongнаб ❧@auramarua@__phantomderp if you think that for "B:"/{"bc",required_argument} `a -B d e` and `a --bc d e` should be different from `a -B d -- e` and yield 'B',optarg="d"; 'B',optarg="e";optind=4 instead of 'B',optarg="d";optind=3 then idk what to tell you except that you fucking despise your usersнаб ❧@auramarua@__phantomderp EVERYTHING should comply with the USG (trivially extended to GNU-style long options or not) by default, and you need a really good reason to make your thing not soReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp XBD, Chapter 12 Utility Conventions, 12.2 Utility Syntax Guidelines (pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/969…)наб ❧1@__phantomderp or ultrasonograph, but thats hard to do on a programReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp clap is the Big One and it's Fine, so long as you turn off its USG-violating idiocy (github.com/nabijaczleweli…), yesReplying to moved to @StellaFoxxie@tech.lgbt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@StellaFoxxie i mean, i decidedly approached rust from a different side, but from a quick glance (and otherwise glowing reviews), i think you're roughly who The Book (doc.rust-lang.org/stable/book/) is tailored for?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧wikipedia userbox dgeneral-0 "This user has never robbed a Dollar General"Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ a down-and-out in seattle, his sign said "need a pile of bricks", what could this mean, &c., &c.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧any1 else's one trip real or just mine?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧who up setting they typeReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr conversely, i think they should stop doing that and use normal ones instead2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hey baby are you the bell system because i need to break up with youнаб ❧i am going insane1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧she schweine on my fleisch til i vore19 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4potential daikon moment :0наб ❧1(i.e. 50% this is daikon, 50% this is the other thing that i forgot what; 1.5wk)наб ❧1:0 salad lookin assнаб ❧these mfs do be tasting somewhere between rucola and radish so minor success on that part at leastнаб ❧1who decided to make dirt so fucking heavy broнаб ❧1i am hoggingнаб ❧2with da flowers :0наб ❧(dunno if thats a good thing or whatever; simultaneously i dont really care and i dont think any daikon farmers follow me for obvious reasons)наб ❧наб ❧1:0:0:0наб ❧1so big :0наб ❧наб ❧is this what being "in season" meansнаб ❧is there supposed to be a legumeнаб ❧im like half-convinced im just cultivating peas at this pointнаб ❧1one got broken by wind. this shit a beanнаб ❧:/наб ❧the бухарка &a. is all lost to slugs, this is why most plants should come with a stem imoнаб ❧1ok this mf persevering doe!!!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3Men 1 respiratorнаб ❧they were not provided with adequate respiratory safety equipment :/1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2the only problematic call-out post i care is about something that's ontologically problematic. imo.Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr fReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@hipsterelectron@moyix@tgamblin maybe im skewed because i deal with stuff twice my age or whatever constantly but if it's On the wayback machine then it post-dates being interestingly weird by decades, and in general mostly just works, and if it's old enough it also Just works because it pre-dates Big Libcнаб ❧13@hipsterelectron@moyix@tgamblin for reference, out of the like ~100 programs from source-available unixes i ran, 2BSD ar(1) is the only one that required a non-trivial port and only because it needs untangling middle longs – git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…; pretty much everything else Just builds ± headers1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bugs.debian.org/1021961 :)Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron@typeofemale@f4grx@firecubez many are saying this. also baud is not what you actually mean in the context of RS-232 or whatever, you're looking for gross bits per second. even the earliest standards that dont just quote a manual explicitly spec this /and/ keep using baud because fuck you1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @hipsterelectron sheeeeeeshReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13@hipsterelectron sheeeeeeshReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr sanest nederland immigration control policyReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr my most cancellable take is that all domestic flights should be serviced by turboprop tupolevs imoReplying to Sherliz Holmes (cohost.org/JhoiraArtificer) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@JhoiraArtificer it is fun to go goblin mode. too meReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp i dont see how utf-8 is related here tbhReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp char* means "text, whatever the current locale is" and you uniquely don't care and have never cared about the encoding; void*/uint8_t* is bytes, and it's been that way since they came up with void (and/or put signedness on chars); idkнаб ❧@__phantomderp are there any platforms that are historically char=uchar? this sounds like an invented problem, much like split serial speedsнаб ❧@__phantomderp my fucked up rust liker's opinion is that if you're using char* for something that isn't "text in the current locale" you're holding it wrong and you should always use u8/i8 otherwise (this extends to all other integer sizes)4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1is żurek breadнаб ❧thesis: both consist fundamentally of fermented flour that you then cook
antithesis: most breads are cooked dry and end up stiff
synthesis: żurek is bread
dialectics: overly reductive, bread's cooked in all sorts of ways, even fully-wet, cf. knedlík; good żurek is stiff enoughнаб ❧plus, from the utilitarian perspective, you put the same shit in żurek you do on dry-cooked bread (smoked guys, egg, more bread, horseradish)наб ❧GRANULATED SUSPENDED STIFF MILK! of course, who could forgetReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@oculisprimed "paid"Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp the reputational damage done to memcmp has been a disaster for the human raceнаб ❧2@__phantomderp but also it's not integer-identical, -127 != 255, idk what you expect here. if you want memcmp then spell memcmp memcmp imoReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr official stance on feet unclear, so cant advise you either way on this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2IEEE Institutional Access GF1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11i could eat biryani for 800 people. it would be easy. too meReplying to sasha – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧19@softminus the grate should be allowed a little erosion, as a treatReplying to Geoffrey Thomas – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@geofft ZFSReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr its the drewisms (so tad preachy, and devault is a cretinous take factory in his off-time), but its actually fine and they don't seep in like at all. after having spent like three months on it that one summer it's the only "Forge" i don't vehemently despiseнаб ❧1@eatijr overall, and i dont say this lightly (← Service hater), my like 30 bux a year or whatever is well-spent i think, and if it weren't, local setup is relatively trivial and mostly Just Worksнаб ❧1@eatijr (where the latter is defined as "the worst part of the test VM to validate patches from was dealing with alpine braindeath")Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr eater sourcehut brand ambassador pog?наб ❧1@eatijr amazing. works from all views except when clicked through from a notification. five gigadollars in 2021Replying to cohost.org/delan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani@BrockNR includes Sun Java Desktop Systemнаб ❧1@dazabani@BrockNR hard to think of anything that sounds like a worse experienceReplying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@mycoliza@grainger@MSAsafety the MSA Advantage 900 demo video tweet was in the first half of the google results for me. eliza's the brand ambassador for me3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uuuuuuuuuuuuuug are we sure about this?наб ❧least desperate standard userнаб ❧149 lines for 1003.2, 103 for POSIX, none of them relevantReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@__phantomderp :)наб ❧3@__phantomderp if you don't have at least one pageful of biblios to hardware manuals thrice your age are you even postingReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp this type of posting is easy. too me. i can see how other gamers may be deterred or whatever but im just built different mental-wiseнаб ❧1@__phantomderp (and, frankly, anything that distracts from writing the 69th page of the 16-page now-monograph is good)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1straight mfs really on here like "hey girl are you carbon because im kinda neutral about you"............1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧honestly?? insane gall. you gotta respect itReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧6@eatijr "cum carbonation" eater bravely speaks out against horny twitter users,2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧:)наб ❧thats all i wanted really github.com/nabijaczleweli…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧[worms your hole]Replying to æ ⎎ ii – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@frameslip \(bsReplying to Eli Hekel – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@modulusshift it was installingнаб ❧1@modulusshift i think the only language with syntax insufficient for not-necessarily-being-a-script is like V1-era sh, since it didn't compile anything until it read it, the compilation step consisted of word-splitting, and there was so little syntax that p much anything was Okay parse-wiseReplying to Eli Hekel – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@modulusshift ?Replying to Eli Hekel – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@modulusshift as opposed to python that ...... doesn't give you a compilation error?наб ❧1@modulusshift or, very literally, any language whose syntax isn't "just fuck my shit up + errors devnulled"?Replying to Eli Hekel – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@modulusshift ime the repl is the worst possible way to engage with just about anything that isn't the shell, and even then the shell you write interactively is rarely the same dialect as you'd write noninteractively, so id also say my point standsReplying to Eli Hekel – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@modulusshift sure artificialworlds.net/wiki/IGCC/IGCCReplying to Eli Hekel – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@modulusshift not that shocking actually id say, the only fucked-uppedness comes once you start to add a screen because then you want to do more than read or print lines; pre-video-terminal the driver is just about shitting bytes, and the complicated part is how long to sleep for for motionReplying to Eli Hekel – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@modulusshift every modern programming language goes through multiple levels of compilation, and this includes find(1); /maybe/ you could make the argument for ancient shells, for which this /was/ a script/sequence, but that really doesn't hold on any post-goto sh, much less cshнаб ❧@modulusshift hell, even if you discount microprogrammed CPUs that also interpret and/or JIT your program to make it run faster by regrenaming or branch pred or whatever, I don't think there's a meaningful difference between interpreting java bytecode by the JVM/python by PyPy/AWK/$SHELLнаб ❧1@modulusshift turning the big dial that says "interpretation" adn
ed? sure, doesn't loop, you're literally scripting what you'd type in.
sed? very fine line, not turing-complete, but there's flow control &c.
everything else? just a program for a fucked up VM (incl. x86)наб ❧1@modulusshift hell, you could very well say C is a script to be interpreted by cc, to produce a script for ld, to produce a script for the kernel a.out loader, and only the resulting image is a program. /that/ I'd agree with, but it's not very useful. would love to know your thoughts on thisReplying to Eli Hekel – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@modulusshift The Shell is a big deal, especially noninteractively, but I think spelling it like that is just a consequence of the typographical convention making "sh" infeasible; the modern usage of script (which I'd disagree with, you wouldn't call it a C script) post-dates V5 by like 10yнаб ❧1@modulusshift the only "script" in V5 is [1]; i'd etymologise it as being rederived from BSD's script(1) "typescript", hinged on (a) making the shell programmable-in so it's no longer literally A Sequence and (b) reducing it ontologically so you wouldn't /think/ of it as programming, like edReplying to Eli Hekel – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@modulusshift id say that you'd want "path" here, yeah; also note "when typed output is required", when no typed output has been made in at /least/ 30 yearsReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a i mean yeah but since /may/? has it been bouncing around in the DoD as they tried to ascertain whether me and rich were international threats to the LLNL?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1what the actual hell. i just got a notification for a github comment i didn't remember making, turns out it's a mail reply /they literally queued/ on 2022-08-10?!??!?!? github.com/neomutt/neomut…наб ❧ANOTHER? github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…наб ❧??!?!??! github too poor to process mail in less than 5 months?? github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr f1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧the ordinal of 4.3 should be four-point-threeth1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧[editorialises you]Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijrgithub.com/nabijaczleweli… :)Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@eatijr phonotactics are probably the most important aspect of any package management systemReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr can't do much worse than kissнаб ❧2@eatijr also you should get like really obnoxious with the metaphor. a good package manager lays nomenclature so thick it's impermeable... "upstream menu plus vase", ladle-related backends, packages are gulps, the installation throbber is like (1), uninstallation is exhaleнаб ❧1@eatijr im only half-joking, primarily because i got a cargo-update report once that linked to some macintosh package manager and i think their metaphor of choice was they poured beer? or something? i gave up trying to understand because nothing made a shred of fucking senseReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr eater dpkg arc? 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧food youtubers attempt to take a remote stab at considering quantifying what they talk about challenge (impossible)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧grass cum + stiff milks goated combo 800 years and countingнаб ❧maybe add/sub some guy but guys are expensive soнаб ❧wet guys do b free if youre near a big river tho. many things to consider1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4if the only extant copy of your seminal international standard doesnt look like this are you even trying really1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @eatijr: @nabijaczleweli cannot miss an opportunity to say my "breakFast Linux uses vore utilities"Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr :0Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr voreutils cat does all the optimisations cp does anyway :)Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr for now: 3, its missing stuff (and there's an outstanding wc -c with-seeked-stdin bug, and include/vore-stdio forces buffered stdio for now); when it stops missing stuff: like a 10 if you have a C++ compilerReplying to cohost.org/delan – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani -T man. or -T mdoc, probably (in principle the latter shouldn't hurt but if it goes through the validator, and I assume it does because otherwise what's the point, then you're gonna also get shit out the other end)наб ❧1@dazabani in general id recommend not using mandoc unless you're rendering to HTML and if you /are/ rendering to HTML I'd recommend popping a beta blocker and ignoring the rendering bugs, especially if you aren't on CVS mandocнаб ❧1@dazabani for reference, git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… is how i pre- and post-process voreutils manuals. the preprocessing is common for the distribution output (version string, unfucking `~^ being accents in troff), the postprocessing is mandoc-Thtml-specificнаб ❧1@dazabani cf. also all the other inbox.vuxu.org links in the repo for other mandoc workarounds, and some that I work around quietly/are unworkaroundable in inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss… / inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-tech/?q… also note how .if n is always true and t false, regardless of output deviceReplying to cohost.org/delan – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani i was gonna wax poetic but the manual already says what I was gonna:
> Use -T man to translate mdoc(7) input into man(7) output format. This is useful for distributing manual sources to legacy systems lacking mdoc(7) formatters. Embedded eqn(7) and tbl(7) code is not supported.наб ❧1@dazabani the "legacy systems" here are Plan9 (well, any research unix distro), Bx < 4.3-Reno, and pure SysV (r4 of which does include BSD (well, they're SunOS-branded) macro packages but they're all 4.3BSD)
naturally, (1) is what you get if you /do/ have tbl input, and (2) \(em eqnнаб ❧11@dazabani you shouldn't use this unless you /really/ hate your users (and it's neither linux nor debian, it's groff; void(? or alpine? same diff) uses mandoc by default, and debian's robust alternatives system and means insane enough people do use mandoc as their system man(1))наб ❧1@dazabani kms spelled an emdash as \(em again. oh wellReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp you better not misread tab3 as tab8 like the XPG2 editor did then, shit; cleaning your glasses is like Rust for your eyeballs (this made more sense in my head)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uuugнаб ❧1he detested the Nazi dictatorship, BUT the labour was so cheap it'd be a crime not to use it, reallyнаб ❧great look for their "we shaped history in the past, now we shape the future in the present" ad campaign :)Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@atax1a a sacred 49-year-old tradition5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5don't tell me you don't want one. the immense amount of drip in DEC/PDP-11 materials is frankly insultingнаб ❧2come on!наб ❧12maybe DEC just had line-based drip. have we considered thisнаб ❧16uninverted colours!наб ❧1what da font doinReplying to Kevin Slattery🗽 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@kslattery it is, thanks! fixedReplying to Jamie – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@JJJollyjim@eatijr 0%; microsoft "yeah just load random vendor third-party shit" brainworms is epistemic poison, only heretofor enforced by nvidia's "ooooo install our special drivers for binux!!!" idiocy2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧stty (synchronous teletype thank you)наб ❧this tweet for my SVr1 homies ONLYReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@oculisprimed :)Replying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@oculisprimed a wise man once said: wole w wiadrach nosić wode niż słuchać depeche mode and i agreeReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@oculisprimed f1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧she spill on my stack til i stall1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧the only "personality type" bull shit i believe in is whether you call dome keeper resources by the colour or the shape1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2just typed an em-dash as \(em in a github comment. pray for meReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a you may jest but this holdsReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@atax1a never, at least never as described. in the single-user PDP-7 proto-UNIX, chdir was a regular program /but/ it had no fork, and no exec per se – the shell had a loader that overlaid it with the program (like ld.so hehe), the program exited, exit(2) overlaid it with a new shell[1]наб ❧3@atax1a since fork, chdir has always been a builtin[2]; this is a constant in UNIXes as we know them today[3](1), alongside login as soon as init was split into init/getty/login in V2[4](2) (the reasoning for the latter is horseshit[5](3) and poisoned by the proto-UNIX but hey)наб ❧2@atax1a [1]: bell-labs.com/usr/dmr/www/hi…, Process control, list 2; to the precision of PDP-7 proto-UNIX being super fucked up, cf. down from The PDP-7 Unix file system
[2]: ibid., list 1; ibid., para. "Although the multiple-process"наб ❧2@atax1a [3]: tuhs.org/Archive/Distri…, chdir (I)
[4]: tuhs.org/Archive/Distri…, login (I)
[5]: ibid., sh (I)наб ❧2@atax1a would love to know your thoughts on thisнаб ❧1@atax1a haha the brainworms continue: this is SysVr1, and this is a /new paragraph/ – login wasn't /bin/sh-special in SysIII either!наб ❧1@atax1a the most robust user accounting system in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to fail when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧lads... is this true? this may revolutionise computing as we know it!наб ❧holy shit i didnt process the date timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine/1…; that's a hundred years agoReplying to emil – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@EmilTheBonobo i wanted to but i dont trust it at literally any point that isn't the outside corners and i dont really want to get tetanus :/Replying to Daniel Houck – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@daniel_houck@climagic ?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2the libc abi is an abugidaReplying to Command Line Magic – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@climagic tricky question! none, POSIX doesn't specify long options, so the only way to interpret this is to ignore it
fscks don't have a consistent interface, much less a standard one
chmod only takes -R
rm is forbidden from operating on /
so tar, but -f takes an option-argument
so noneReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@eatijr it's total across zones, and uh, well.Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr my only opinion about dinit is from having just looked at their repo and it looks like A Systemd, so its Probably Fine; any association with execline renders a service Questionable to me so yeagReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4@eatijr never felt like banging my head in a wall more than when using openrc on alpineнаб ❧2@eatijr modern-form (Net/Free)BSD-style init is pretty okay service-tactically (yes this excludes OpenBSD). shame it completely excludes any sort of lifetime control or supervisionнаб ❧2@eatijr it's really funny that ubuntu transitioned to pid1 runit before debian switched to systemd so ended up switching twice. no opinion about runit itselfнаб ❧2@eatijr I don't think there's really a reason to pick anything ideologically between SysIII-style init (modern busybox ig, could stretch to sinit but that's V7/BSD) and systemd/runit/supposedly-pid1-s6init-but-i-haven't-tried-that-and-the-guy's-execline-is-detached-from-reality-soнаб ❧2@eatijr it's hilarious that solaris has a systemd that's even more systemd than systemd but solaris users absolutely unequivocally love it and it's heralded as the best init/supervision system; [follow-up systemd opinion removed]4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧no_reply@mail.com... t minus 바이러스.exe attached = ?наб ❧lmfao come on, the application/octet-stream attachment is
<script type="text/javascript">
window.location.href = "http://39.104.95.207/vendor/phpdocumentor/Microsoft_Pending/Microsoft_New_Pending_Update.exe";
</script>наб ❧i was joking about the virus.exe attachment :vнаб ❧1(a) galaxy-brain DNS log circumvention with direct IP embedding, (b) pings to there (whois says china mainland) take 300ms, (c) multiple minutes to get a HTTP request through /at all/. A-grade spam, ladsReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp "roman salute avatar with georgia meloni pinned" is a good startReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp yeah, i already blocked two nazis off it lolReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@hipsterelectron 1993; this is linux 0.99.1[123]Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@__phantomderp ← cursed to post (greg bullied me into it)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5@__phantomderp no, Rust took like 20 years to get where C++ got. l + no grindsetнаб ❧16@__phantomderp 19наб ❧1@__phantomderp also how is this news, ive seen this in the trees i was rebasing against last week at the latest1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧no loads shed pimped-out california summer1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ umm..... found your alt? youtube.com/watch?v=5ipscw…5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧great. love that. zero notes on why this is deprecated, or what that entails. no mentions in {NEWS,changelog}.{,Debian}. you telling me they got rid of SHA256?наб ❧apparently there's OSSL_DEPRECATEDIN_*_FOR() macros with replacements too but they're unused here so it must just be that they cracked SHA256наб ❧there's a migration guide, not distributed, of course, which says that "low-level digest functions" "have been informally discouraged from use for a long time". as opposed to what. how do you make this fundamental API high-levelнаб ❧EVP_DigestInit_ex() isn't any higher-level, and the original PR that introduces this says absolutely nothing on why you'd want this except repeating the same meaningless spiel. why!!!!!!!!!!!!наб ❧"being informally discouraged" means nothing. there's no reasoning. why would you force everyone to pay a string lookup (or not, I guess, but the no-lookup functions aren't advertised) and fucking /allocate/ for the hashes1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧society if
if character-cell terminals did half-line-feeds1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧all water and no salt makes jeff a very dry boy1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧[two girls one cup voice] two systems one country1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧occupied by a hostile force1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2i love the bootloaders tweet1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧she propagate on my nan til i signalReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@atax1a fun fact: it always has been but just namespaced differently with ε different rules – paths starting with / substitute the CWD fd with a global (later process-specific) root fd: in that way openat is free; you could say that this would be a massive simplification of the systemнаб ❧2@atax1a as for the latter bit, well, I've been in the Austin Group part of my WG11 paper (late december 2021) since May, and it's a wording change that would make extant Linux x32 systems conformant and no changes to already-conformant systems :)Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@atax1a a more extreme variant of this take but one that I'd agree with would be to make the CWD not special but rather a conventional userspace notion of fd -1 (like AT_FDCWD, actual fd -1 would be stupid), making all opens openats; and while at it also do that for / instead of chroot()наб ❧1@atax1a in that case there is no different between a "container" or "chroot" and any process; "chdir" is just freopenat (+- sp., you'd want a better primitive that did something like openat(x, ...) = y; dup(y, x) probably; AT_REOPEN?) and you get ch{root,dir}ing for free always ex defнаб ❧1@atax1a init just gets created with fd 0 being A root directory (the system "global" root or whatever else root for a "container"), everything else flows down from that normally (dup for CWD, &c.). of course linux-style modprobe upcalls would be harder but eeeh you could arrive at a bettReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani it is, of course, awful. truly horrible idea realistically. BUT it would be funny and you'd get a (if you remove login) builtin-free shell, which would be pogReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@atax1a this has stunlocked me. what the fuck is this guy /on/ about. s6 was odd but haha funi, this is straight-up detached from realityReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani yes, and it's waiting for the cum shell to die, you cd - by ^Ding :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1she let me hit 'cause im fun, but in the sense that the stupidest song you've ever heard is "fun" because the phonotactics are inoffensive1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧oh that's your programming? then why is it conversing with me?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12non-builtin cd that just chdir()s then execs $SHELL. would love to know your thoughts on this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2yeah we gay, keep scrolling1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @nkizz11 idk something like this :)Replying to Unregistered Hypercard 2 🧋 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12@nkizz11 idk something like this :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧llvm bad dragonReplying to Soviet Visuals – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧8@sovietvisuals p. 1: "A monster!" — thinks the mouse.
p. 2: Fish scatter when they see me.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if cats have nucleotides then why do i keep putting in meats instead of them being nuclear. nonproliferation can suck my shit hamburger styleReplying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ +2+2+2+21 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1holy zamn is this like UNIX-domain sockets.. in 3BSD?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1baby you're the lempel to my ziv2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧a what driver sorry?наб ❧nooooo bitsavers doesn't have an ML11 manual1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1MTG cards are an unregulated security2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2[programs your data processor]наб ❧😳 [extends your virtual addresses] 🙈Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧16@eatijr alas, the cats are out so i couldnt grab a shot of shaking one of their hand; sorry1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧dataphonotacticsReplying to æ ⎎ ii – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@frameslip 40U11 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2as of to-day, my personality is no longer the sole magnetic thing about me!наб ❧2this doesnt work as well when not forced by a selfie where I look deranged in front of a hospital, does itнаб ❧1it was definitely a nice vaguely socrealist hospital, but it didn't look like one, and i walked 2.4km mostly uphill to get there and apparently summer has started so it was 30 degrees, still, and almost high noon; can't force a gag with emulsions that are not fit for broadcastнаб ❧wow this is literally me rn
наб ❧53Unfortunately, VAX 11/780 based UNIX systems seem to be naturally immune to all viruses that infect can produces. It seems that such systems are self-VAXcinated
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наб ❧hi :0наб ❧had a very cool moment where first they completely didn't find my registration, and then the shooter asked "did you get this season's flu shot?" – no – "you'll get it in the other arm, then", and, indeed, she gave me two quick onesнаб ❧more hospital visits should be like this imoнаб ❧pog pog i can get a modem implant any time after noon tomorrowнаб ❧catch me skrrting in 3:30 at likeнаб ❧before/after getting modemmed. i just wish i'd #knowntheriskнаб ❧(this is a good (bad) pretext to post absolutely the worst selfies imaginable; also lol im wearing the same thing)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1hehehe, not my goofy ass deforming elastically!
[this user underwent plastic deformation]Replying to @3m00n_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__the_sylph__ rj11 sticking out my abdomen likeReplying to @3m00n_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__the_sylph__ now branded spikevax apparently?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧mfers b like "fuck you and your hand-outs!!" then b lactose intolerant......... ok we get it you're ashamed your land is so rich ..!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ozymandias a bitch. shouldve come up with farming to have a steady world supply imo1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧oooo nft this, nft that .. my brother in christ just make the tokens funny !Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13@dazabani [compartmentalises yuor cat]1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i think with age i just get olderReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@__phantomderp the same fucker tried that shit again earlier this year but i cant find the post now, i chewed him out again, its fun :)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@__phantomderp verbal abuse :)
2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2becoming a fujo but just for ken/dmr.. @ATFujoshi is this a healthy way to engage with media?наб ❧2"During the last decade we have discovered a number of new powerful pattern-matching algorithms that are useful for locating patterns in text."
uh, yeah. i bet you fucking have. what the hell1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if deadmen tell no tales then why tf the queen lying in state rn?? sth up frReplying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@greenTetra_ "can nava get a jo" or "you could never get a nava jo" and ship it tbhReplying to Empterdose – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@MrDOS !!!!!!наб ❧1@MrDOS this is supported by a modern mode described identically by POSIX, so i think you're right!наб ❧1@MrDOS i would never have guessed that in a million years (I've also forwarded this to my parents who also came up blank, so I'm assuming this is a different line drawing discipline between poland and america?), thanks loads!6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧get absolutely bright-yellowedнаб ❧what da hellнаб ❧:0наб ❧top 10 scariest bright yellow momentsнаб ❧наб ❧1HOLY FUCK SHE'S GAMEING>?!?!?Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp phd politics streamer but for c arc?Replying to Arne Mertz 💉⁴ 🇺🇦 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@arne_mertz appx. all the ones I looked down to the description for were described as "front door: glass, vented" and all do appear to have vents so idk1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧🧈 ← burro; burrito → 🌯
gracias jair!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1still very funny to me that because erase was # and typewriters were king the Normal way to do emphasis was Stty^H^H^H^H____ and the only way to render this normally is to actually run it off because less chokes on it, col canonicalises to _s, and displaying it is the same as colнаб ❧havent considered that this may just be a less bug before but it may just be a less bug bugs.debian.org/10199562 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧:)наб ❧okay okay i know this looks like a self-parody off a big screen and to some extent it is because come on but i think its still a reasonable point. too me2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1super fucked up we gave up on punched paper tapes imoнаб ❧1(its probably for the best because jesus christ imagine right but still. they do b funy ideologically)4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧what makes mongodb more mongolian than any other database, given the extent and lasting legacy of the mongol empire?наб ❧mongolian dairy bulbнаб ❧zamn now i want horseнаб ❧oh, of course! mongodb must just have columns instead of rows1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13left: V2; right: V33 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧they call me scientific the way i con and am susнаб ❧1sahrry, sahrryнаб ❧"con to send sus posts" would be betterReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@atax1a this would be obvious except GGroups refuses to show me the actual raw post, so idk if in groups.google.com/g/alt.folklore… M7H9LZrK894 is the root's msgid and -ncoZ9gVzPAJ the reply's, or if they're entirely unrelated, or if there's a usenet archive that wouldnt make me want to kernel moReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp ADa (Language)A fork in the thread! – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2am i slowly becoming a 1950s retvrn account but for 1972наб ❧4do not get it twisted: this would fuck equally hard if we did a similar type of brochure design language and product shots but with 2022 computersнаб ❧2maybe im just vehemently anti-gamer1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1need this for ext41 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1up late thinking abt her (sunmicro rack)Replying to Padraig Brady – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@pixelbeat_ you need to compare cfget[io]speed() instead of the c_[io]speed fields directly – git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… [0BSD]A fork in the thread! – 25 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@__phantomderp this may appeal to your standards editor sensibilities :)
(this archive interface seems to eat <stuff>s but only in the subject, thankfully, so the empty ""s should be "<undef>"s)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: pwease 🥺 any unix enjoyers got an idea?
(the problem statement corollary is: the L5 printf makes '\33[%d;%dR' $r$c ap…13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2outside, on my bullshitнаб ❧all the cool flowers are unpiratable, suxнаб ❧(which is to say I am asking for advice on how to pirate it that because I would like one)наб ❧a swede is telling me i can just break off a red bit and stuff that in some dirt and it'll work; I refer the dear reader to the start of the tweet for how much i trust thatнаб ❧3it is with perverse joy that i say that this is a Designated Luggage-Only Area and I am in itнаб ❧2requisite badly exposed photo of where my face would beнаб ❧the deed has been done, and there were no droppings, but i managed to pull out a small one with roots hopefully-intact, soнаб ❧(not sponsored by grycan)наб ❧1in piracy as in intellectual property theft – always successfulнаб ❧incredible growth rate, a staggering indictment of any plant that isn't this oneнаб ❧1it do be a cereal doe :0наб ❧as expected it got dry after the season, but artificial insemination was successful :0наб ❧1seven grams of (poorly-extracted probably) seeds1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4immeasurably gutted this is way too tall to fit where i need it olx.pl/d/oferta/szafa…Replying to cohost.org/delan – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani wash, left is sadder (but also nonstandard, pick right), similar (but without them side by each you'd read them both as right), "sleepy face" apparently but see next, yes if you're japaneseнаб ❧1@dazabani emojis are great because they tell you what to feel so you don't have to guess except when you do, the XPG calls the latter two "carries a cultural dependency", and, since that dependency is unchecked, this implies that emojis are development toolsнаб ❧1@dazabani (citation on that is dude just trust me for now, the XPG PDFs are agony enough on a desktop), but this also means that unicode should at some point succumb to the tide of internationalisation, much like who am I -> who -m, imoнаб ❧1@dazabani > It is expected that the output from development utilities will be read by an expert user who can interpret it, and no warning is given where their output format is incompletely specified or has a language or cultural dependency.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1pwease 🥺 any unix enjoyers got an idea?
(the problem statement corollary is: the L5 printf makes '\33[%d;%dR' $r$c appear on the input)
наб ❧probably the most psycho thing I've ever written, but I couldn't come up with a way to debashify this /and/ have it not take .2s :(
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧21skeleton-based emoji when vs emotion-composition-based emoji when2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1notepad for next time I need to set the window size in a VM: (stty -echo; printf '\033[s\033[999;999;H\033[6n\033[u'; IFS='[;' read -dR a b c; stty echo rows $b cols $c)наб ❧probably the most psycho thing I've ever written, but I couldn't come up with a way to debashify this /and/ have it not take .2s :(3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧8this is a certified bruno powrożnik DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD momentнаб ❧1it is in these moments i am reminded of the tom scott talk from a decade(?) ago, whose core tenet was: "the question will not be »did you see what happened?« but »were you there when it happened?«" and, on jod, i was here, i was watching, and it's pure dopamine into my pog cortexнаб ❧1(the last part was an eon away linguistically at the time, but, it's strongly implied)Replying to Morwenn – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@Morwenn_Ed grey to sit on
наб ❧@Morwenn_Ed grey's so small here what the hell1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pog pog the courier railed me :02 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧britcoinнаб ❧there's something to this v/v the sterling post-brexit and clepto post-2021 i thinkReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp isn't that just __builtin_add_overflow()?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i think ive independently developed a simple present/be+present participle split3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1fucking gnu debugger momentнаб ❧1staggering indictment of C as a platform that gdb manages to pass argv + 2 to exec for the first r but explodes for the secondнаб ❧this is apparently expected and supposed to happen. it may even make sense! except not if --args. sourceware.org/gdb/onlinedocs…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1mandoc moment inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…наб ❧1noooo dont find two mandoc bugs from the same manual your so sexy haha inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧coming up with a hard-posting/soft-posting dichotomy to quantify the anguishнаб ❧lore.kernel.org/linux-doc/2022…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧they call me contractual, the way I'm much obliged2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2the way POSIX describes ECHOK and the Linux uapi headers describe ECHOK ECHOKE is absolutely fucking psychoticнаб ❧lmao, and of course it blames to start-of-git2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1hm i think im on that big scoob soul musik dripнаб ❧2spent entirely too long on this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1racemic mixture of limbs (me)Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr through the facsimile of snooker the modern briton reaches for the purpose and thrill of spear-fishing2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1if g-easy is a rap enjoyer then im b-walkinнаб ❧1(a) what the hell is this post, (b) why am i so walkingpilled latelyReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr falconry?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Why do they call it crème fraîche when you creme the fraîche crème fermes eat the crème fermantнаб ❧the 3 years of french i did in midschool have not prepared me to contend with the wiktionary declension tables1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧200ml can-pack-branded not-for-sale can of bubbly is drip. too me.Replying to sasha – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@softminus buddhist rocketryReplying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@mycoliza@eddyb_r@bitshiftmask we can scour the literature for a Good and Cool solution: per analogiam to Early UNIX, i would simply move the epoch when the timer was close to overflowingнаб ❧1@mycoliza@eddyb_r@bitshiftmask (less of a problem for the mains-frequency tickrate of the era at 828 days, the citation for both is tuhs.org/Archive/Distri…, tuhs.org/Archive/Distri…; for the former also V2, V3 sleep(II))Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@greenTetra_ this is your least unhinged take so far to be honestReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani hm. good to know my old DevEd is ahead of firefox etat d'art, even if only sometimes2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hm. setting stty kill ^I then stty sane back breaks completion in bash (readline?)наб ❧pog pog i love debbugs bugs.debian.org/1019053Replying to Witch Mom ☕🍷 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@AssembledGhost i don't, git is great. sounds in general like a skill issue. or you've encountered a perkele tree variant1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3if you're a git disliker you are most likely encountering a perkele tree variant1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1whats the deal with "hiking". americans are always "hiking" stuff. is this because they need a fancy word for walking or1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1in 10-15 years we may record the first naturally-occurring "mom! mom! how do I look?" – "honey, you're dripping :)" interaxion4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧i fucking hate the strict-PR-denominationalism github's monopoly created so muchнаб ❧1unless its something hard-automated and/or controversial like rust-lang/rust splitting a patchset into five single-patch ones is just infinitely more annoying than useful. they'll all have an unchanged message and are mostly unrelated. you'll probably apply them in the same orderнаб ❧oh, sorry, it's three this time, and each of them changes a single, different, file. of course the "one PR" "mixes different changes" that's why they're in different patchesнаб ❧this is literally a worse workflow than posting to a list, by a wide marginReplying to Witch Mom ☕🍷 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@AssembledGhost
наб ❧1unless its something hard-automated and/or controversial like rust-lang/rust splitting a patchset into five single-patch ones is just infinitely more annoying than useful. they'll all have an unchanged message and are mostly unrelated. you'll probably apply them in the same order
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧is tea a conflict mineralReplying to moved to @StellaFoxxie@tech.lgbt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@StellaFoxxie About says Firefox DevEd 87.0b9 (64-bit)Replying to moved to @StellaFoxxie@tech.lgbt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@StellaFoxxie lower c++ and c# vs upper Java and other Products? lower music vs other tabs? also idk if that's expected but the cursor-reactive thing in the background doesn't go all the way to the bottom?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who buys a ups so he doesnt have to fix a nic race on boot1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1brain worm1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧centrifungal separationReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijrReplying to @haha_it_crashed – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@GNUxeava constexpr is part of the function declaration, not the type; in the right conditions you will be allowed to run this function as part of a constant expression context like static_assertReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr the against-all-odds answer to "what's a musl distro that isnt a pain in the pisspipe"Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@eatijr f for eater. americans are just not ready to have their cum carbonatedReplying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@mycoliza@Wxcafe@boring_cactus uhoh does this make me a Damn Weapons Manufacturer or just a Fucking CollaboratorReplying to @feffaffof – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@autotheaphilia okay but thats already a good chunk of the way to some solid drip5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2just fell victim to american cultural hegemony (didnt check the recipe sizes until too late when i poured in 1080 kcal of oil)наб ❧also 800 of sugar, 250 of sour cream, 1600 of chocolate, 950 of flour, 2 eggs and 40g of cocoaнаб ❧4680 kcal + eggs + cocoa. thats literally three days' worth of food. how is this the default recipe scalingнаб ❧3behold: 3500 kcalнаб ❧1im gonna be like that australian what ate just beans for a month except its these and for three daysReplying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@atomicthumbs zstd?4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1OpenBSD moment lolнаб ❧1@dazabani you're an OpenBSD enthusiast, right? why does /tmp 1777 0:0 cause subdirectories to be created owner:0 instead of owner:owner? I don't see any documentation for this anywhere across chmod([12]), sticky(8) :vнаб ❧1nevermind im fucking stupid thats just BSD group behaviour not an OpenBSD thing. the only place where this is mentioned is mkdir(2) apparentlyнаб ❧mail-archive.com/tech@openbsd.o…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧huh how builds.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧what the hell is mandoc cooking that 2>&1ing fucks up the output so bad but stdbuf -oL -eL fixes it1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who's anti-MSG but only because they stopped making it from crudeReplying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ mf on his lbj king shit. truly transcendent4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧35to think this is what people had to do before comm. V3 was a dark timeнаб ❧1a − b = dedup(duplicates(dedup(a) ∪ unique(dedup(a) ∪ dedup(b))))?наб ❧1assuming no duplicates, since V4 you could spell this as sort a a1; sort b b1; comm -23 a1 b1, otherwise inject sort a a1; sort b b1; uniq a1 a2; uniq b1 b2; comm -23 a2 b2наб ❧{gag here}printReplying to Tess – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧12@xsphi this is infinitely funnier given that the observation that "u32 as an identifier is too small" is an observation that followed the introduction of gethostid(2) in 4.1cBSD by less than six months in 4.2BSD in /1983/наб ❧1@xsphi im older than the that note was when i was born by a good few years. how is this happening againнаб ❧@xsphi (this isnt even "dude just trust me": cf. tuhs.org/cgi-bin/utree.… vs tuhs.org/cgi-bin/utree.…; ive unfortunately written about this at length at srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…)8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3a domain fit for a king (or, indeed, a big yellow)наб ❧1bro what the fuck is the matter with the phone camera, honestly; also: pixma balls(?)наб ❧1brought him a new box because the previous one expired and he likes it :)наб ❧flat guy springнаб ❧yoo AND he's dripped tf upнаб ❧1drip updateнаб ❧big yellow chopping??наб ❧pogReplying to moved to @StellaFoxxie@tech.lgbt – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@StellaFoxxie i actually tried, and it's never been buildable :) github.com/adobe/brackets… says to run "grunt setup or simply make"; the linux-flavoured build script does (1); there has /never/ been /any/ makefile in the repository. adobe distributions were likely heavily patched anyway, butнаб ❧1@StellaFoxxie as a bonus, it starts by trying to download a 2016 binary CEF which 404s, and doesn't build against neither the nearest version available from upstream or latest. i continue to think that it was just never actually buildableReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp mfer really out here shaving off each −-marked sexion by hand2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2big score at the schweinefleisch factory today (jpeg of raw turkey neck in plastic bag elided for obvious reasons)наб ❧cope | seetheReplying to Padraig Brady – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@pixelbeat_ hm. these two don't need join and can be better served with comm:
Intersection of sorted is comm -12 f1 f2
Difference of sorted is comm -13 f1 f2
the other two would need a sed to trim off the separator (or to have comm --o-d='' be empty, not NUL) as plain comm and comm -3Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron the most fundamental operation here is analysis (dismantling) of lhs rhs into lines to analyse (inspect, but i guess also dismantle into characters v/v the collation sequence) their relationship so idk i think it makes senseнаб ❧11@hipsterelectron but the five-word Dd and the first two verbs of the DESCRIPTION are always hard. too me. like, what does uniq.. do? "merge or filter adjacent identical lines" is both way too long /and/ overly specific because that's not what happens in -G, and not necessarily the case with sliciнаб ❧1@hipsterelectron pat^Wopinions welcome, &c., &c.Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@hipsterelectron pbuhReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp does your preferred document scripting language not have automatic footnotes lolнаб ❧2@__phantomderp wait weren't you using tex or whatever. how is it possible after 30+ yearsнаб ❧2@__phantomderp is this too difficult for knuth's brain child1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧they say i ligma, the way im fuckin ballin3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2how is this possibleнаб ❧3what the FUCK are they cooking. this is /3.5x/ the instructions to do the same thing.наб ❧FreeBSD moment bugs.freebsd.org/bugzilla/show_…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧she welt on my schmerz till i zeitgeistReplying to emil – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@EmilTheBonobo oh yeah thats quite pogged, even if it suffers from unsuppressable colour vomit, thanksReplying to Jakub Vaněk | @linuxtardis@Mastodon – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@linuxtardis coreutils uniq doesn't handle locales at all (save for messages, but none were issued; cf. bugs.debian.org/1017482, bugs.debian.org/1017643), but this mode is entirely byte-oriented anywayReplying to Nire Bryce – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@NireBryce (EXAMPLES being super fucked up on the left is a mandoc -Thtml bug – inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…, cf. (1) for the correct rendering; but besides that i think it stacks up relatively okay?)Replying to Nire Bryce – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@NireBryce the coreutils manuals are Like That because they're just preprocessed usage strings, and the Canonical manual is the info page. of course, no one has ever or will ever read the info page, so you get neither a manual nor a usage stringReplying to Nire Bryce – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@NireBryce ngl this is a certified GNU undocumented-by-design-fuck-you momentнаб ❧@NireBryce curious what you think of this (no ls(1) at present, but pick your similarly-awful-in-coreutils poison) in light of your FreeBSD enjoyment: srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…Replying to @3m00n_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__the_sylph__ coreutils (bullseye) vs git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…, yeag1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1they call me trans the way i fucking send it2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3lmfao. cyrillic уМае (that, notice, is fucked up at the top), "discordgilfcx", "AirDrop" is an Apple product, Steam branded once correctly and as STEAM twice, "Discords". anything else obvious?наб ❧1lmfao, this account sent me a friend request yesterday(!) (no servers or friends in common), as @{Something}Harris, hence my kamala gag; now it's System Message and the same scamReplying to Witch Mom ☕🍷 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@AssembledGhost this is just the part where the balls fused, which has different porosity so it bakes differently (well, hardly bakes at all) I think1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧who would win: sigma male or sigma balls?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧not every day that you find a grave POSIX conformance dash bugнаб ❧bugs.debian.org/1017531наб ❧> I just checked my reference semantics shell, and it fails this test as well. Notably, [it] passes the POSIX test suite---which means that the POSIX folks are not properly testing for this behavior.
as worrying as it is unsurprising tbh. lore.kernel.org/dash/m2sfltskb…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧its only a sport if aomeone's corrupt, otherwise it's just sparkly running around1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧of course im anti-wax, just get to the point!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1she cult on my lamb 'til I sermon1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧update on this: sendfile() is literal magic
наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp oh, my testbed is bullseye @ 8.32; good to see the most common implementation entering the 21st century (given that they're c_f_r()ing, are they also splice()ing now? that's the optimisation MVP for 96%™ of cat uses, /and/ it makes useless cats free, freer still w/F_SETPIPE_SZ)
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧introducing: the nürburgcockringReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp which iconv :)21 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3got a new disk (36mo warranty!) to replace the dying one in my desktop (well, I think it's dying, but hearing the spindle resonate is probably bad); manufacturing date: June of 2013. note how the paper around the spindle high-spot is worn downнаб ❧3smell the freshness!наб ❧2compare: the clapped-out one that reads 34732 Power_On_Hours (48mo continuous)наб ❧2and they make fans with rat tails on them so i can stop using the shitty splitter i soldered????? 21st century is fast approaching!наб ❧3162M/s on LBA0 to 74 on the innermost ring :0наб ❧2lmao its so much worse. it shakes in every axisнаб ❧3this is a cp /dev/zero /dev/disk/by-id/ata-TOSHIBA_DT01ACA200_635G59PGS momentнаб ❧2thank god its compatible with Windows 10 *and* 8.1!!!!!!наб ❧2its all zeros. what the fuck is the compat thing for then lolнаб ❧1:0 with an updated output format for time-elapsedнаб ❧1holy shit the write speed is so variable im seeing like 300/70/180 on consecutive seconds. your brain on nandнаб ❧1holy shit, this was folded in with the receipt (sic EN in alt)наб ❧1(5-second samples, min 79.6, max 275)наб ❧1im in general not super-convinced about the panaceumness of SSD but checksumming at 390±5MiB/s (first shelf at 237, tail one at 333) with a newly-splicing head -c (git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…) is p nice nglнаб ❧1i had these splitters in here for like 2? 3? (so probably 4) years. insane to me anyone would make 2-pin fans. not pictured: a piece of tissue from the disk cubby folded and compressed in the same way as i folded an A4 sheet 2wk ago as antivibration, i think original to the buildнаб ❧1fools – big or small, i was like 13? 14? – clearly rarely differнаб ❧1update: it was (and still is) the PSU fanнаб ❧1as validated by: the PSU vibrates to the touchнаб ❧1cringe-ass nae-nae babyнаб ❧i would turn it around so the intake was from the inside but the cables are like 20-40 too short. this is awful. too me.наб ❧12NEVER put a moving part in a computer. especially one that takes more than 20 seconds to remove4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11the dracut thing has led me to the printf zone lore.kernel.org/dash/ba1440bf0…наб ❧bugs.debian.org/1017110наб ❧1and a sublime unicode bug(?) github.com/sublimehq/subl…наб ❧11lmfaoReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr if i didnt want people to call my computer i would simply not connect my computer to the telephoneнаб ❧1@eatijr all acl is downhill from here2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2why am i getting Žižek in my youtube recommendations. am i about to get balkanpilledнаб ❧i am no more balkanpilled than prior but thats a relatively high bar as-is4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧debashified all dracut modules where possible :/наб ❧1wild how bash has all those insane extensions but this is net -121наб ❧1gamer moment. 10 straight hours. github.com/dracutdevs/dra…наб ❧lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1its actually wild how easy it is to fuck up your halogens so badly you're pouring your water intake directly into the sewer just slightly later and not notice and if you eat a handful of salt its basically fine1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who thinks ambulation is driving around in a big truck5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧12i hate the gnu compiler collection. I HATE THE GNU COMPILER COLLECTIONнаб ❧cringe-ass nae-nae baby gcc.godbolt.org/z/xY8zqe36Tнаб ❧also note how the gcc error says 'static' and it very much is not literal staticнаб ❧1lovely. love that. big fan. its an anonymous namespace thing gcc.godbolt.org/z/5rvnPdE8jнаб ❧bugzilla moment gcc.gnu.org/bugzilla/show_…7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧12lmao uClibc[-ng] gethostid(3), without an explicit /etc/hostid, always returns 0 if getaddrinfo(gethostname()) returns an IPv6 address because in AF_INET6 thats where the always-0 flow information goesнаб ❧conversely, glibc /only/ accepts IPv4 addresses (as a gethostbyname() default), and returns 0 if it doesn't find one, so in their own equally-byzantine ways, they end up doing the same thingнаб ❧in what is undoubtedly the /worst/ mailing list interaction ive ever had (plus the worst archive webshit in the game: cf. top left); ive finally managed to post to the god-forsaken uclibc-ng list: mailman.openadk.org/mailman3/hyper…наб ❧(where "worst" is defined as there's an account system, in addition to normal subscriptions, even if you subscribe you cannot quiet-subscribe, even via the mail commands, and 250 OKed and queued my patch before subscribing, but dropped it(?), and doesn't say it's subscriber-only)наб ❧not an hour since i subscribed and i already got spam shat out to the list address lmaoнаб ❧2> X-Mailman-Rule-Misses: dmarc-mitigation; no-senders; approved; emergency; loop; banned-address; member-moderation; nonmember-moderation; administrivia; implicit-dest; max-recipients; max-size; news-moderation; no-subject; digests; suspicious-header
SO DON'T FUCKING FORWARD ITнаб ❧uClibc-ng 1.0.42 out with patch :0 cgit.uclibc-ng.org/cgi/cgit/uclib…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @__phantomderp@rpjohnst the proto-unicode pre-print that called it a "16-bit encoding" and its consequences have been…Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp@rpjohnst my question could be more precisely formulated as: for Windows, in a Unicode locale, given that sizeof(wchar_t)==2, how does one represent code-points above U+FFFF? in this case I'm reading this as: "fuck you lmfao eat shit idiot"наб ❧11@__phantomderp@rpjohnst the proto-unicode pre-print that called it a "16-bit encoding" and its consequences have been a disaster for the human raceReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp okay, stupid question, but you'd know probably: since when targeting windows wchar_t is sixteen bits......... how does windows represent characters larger than 2^16 like 1FB00 BLOCK SEXTANT-1?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧definite бухарка and potential pokchoi momentнаб ❧all бухарки flowered :0Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@iximeow1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧holy shit have i found the fabled freshavocadoo??Replying to 🐑 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@twinkmodin Dead Cells/Gungeon?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧for a nation where proper nutritive health is oft taboo, americans are really making strides with GI Joeнаб ❧[tapping my earpiece] producers are telling me that gastrointestinal joseph is a jigoist1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1they call them "chief /executive/ officers" because the equivalent position at disnep oversees staff executions12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1POSIX who? bugs.debian.org/1016456наб ❧htnaksнаб ❧okay im p sure coreutils who is just terminally broken when presented with IPv6 addressesнаб ❧yeah, 100%наб ❧well, worse than being broken (cf. cutting ut_host off at the first colon), it uses the first byte of ut_addr_v6 as an IPv4 address and presents that as gospel. love that.наб ❧i love debbugs bugs.debian.org/1016492наб ❧hehe 666/69 bugs.debian.org/1016669наб ❧lmfao, spot the filtering bug (4.3BSD-Reno, same in 4.4)наб ❧kernel modesettingнаб ❧AGAINнаб ❧poo printнаб ❧new winner :0Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani p.a. to darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com in this case, i forgot the wiki. part because im stupid; no relation to fetlifeReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani piss room*.fextralife.com when2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧if your car alarm goes off for longer than a minute (incl. leap second) you should be fined i thinkнаб ❧IME no-one has ever cared about their car alarm going off, so i also dont see the point really2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧311they call me post-nasal the way i be drippingнаб ❧okay i searched, this is the sixth tweet that says this on the platform. -2 meReplying to Autumn – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Hoenn_Otaku ..tree?Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr :0 i played through in like february, this is a pog gamer moment /for/ sureReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr ULTRAKILL (2020)наб ❧1@eatijr okay clown moment i misremembered because i used the shotgun exclusively with the punch-boost, theres no actual rocker launcher at presentReplying to XenonNSMB – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@XenonNSMB i mean in this case this is fine, the XSI portions of POSIX who are horseshit and not fit for implementation, but the fact that they just straight-up copied this very obvious lie into the documentation is what tickles me the most1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3sourdough is a blockchain of sortsReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4@__phantomderp l + ratio + floating-point amount of bitches + you have a doctorateнаб ❧@__phantomderp that said, in modern floats i cannot imagine when you would actually have a floating point. the primary driving idea behind IEEE754 (and contrary to some heirloom floats) you always know where the point is floatingReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧9@__phantomderp floating-point is an adjective, floating point is a noun phrase, so 98% former in your domain; werent you like an anglo?5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1last one babey
наб ❧1im in agonyнаб ❧1how the fuck do babies do this now that we figured out blood thinners give them brain damageнаб ❧2okay i guess they do scream 24/7наб ❧1im also like 2kg down since this tooth started lmao1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i go to bake one set of bread and now "doing what you're paid for" is "quiet quitting" i hate yanks1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1gamer momentReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a no fucking way1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pinky print :0Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr but then they're dead fish so they're not in the aquarium as-described. otoh live fish do shit and the shit is outside of the fish even while it's inside so even then its shakyReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr no, but only because live fish don't sediment outReplying to Padraig Brady – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@pixelbeat_ sure, and I even agree that it's useful, but the documentation describes the format as -b-s[=s[,s]...] (via a clumsy synopsis and prose, cf. the debian bug), which is not satisfied by the empty string; -b-s[=[s[,s]...]] could be =SIGS, "SIGS is a c.-std list of signal names li…"2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧fresh! (3 years old, added in 8.31 (2019-03-10)) coreutils env bug(?)наб ❧gamer moment bugs.debian.org/1016049Replying to @grawity – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp we'd need BRISTOL STOOL CHART 1..7 to combine with PILE OF POO to accurately scale emoji prefixes imo1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧preprint: (1); lie: bugs.debian.org/10159963 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧another POSIX bug (left: XBD, 5 ("File Format Notation"); right: XCU, 3, cksum)наб ❧mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…наб ❧existing practice says i can output tabs. hog. mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧given the givens (<title>Impersonate Page), so we think this is a correct namecheap e-mail or nahнаб ❧its valid what the fuckнаб ❧okay it went through. borderline ecstatic i have no business relationship with namecheap anymoreReplying to Namecheap.com – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Namecheap both the text/plain and text/html versions are identical, yes; also: maybe don't have a title of "Impersonate Page"; also: the text/plain version of this has entirely stripped links, which is worse (the text/html has "our website" linked)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hm. in the seventies, AT&T was the largest computer game manufacturer and distributor by farнаб ❧1i realise this is like an insane take right but i think its also literally true by any metric?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who considers tights blacklegReplying to @feffaffof – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@gaysexdotgov yeag2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1third-party analysis (1) tells me im reaching levels of slavic heretofore unseenнаб ❧it appears my cow cosplay has been put to rest, so this must've been some sort of additive; bublik enjoyers stay winning2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧can someone PLEASE explain to me why ext4 truncates file times at 0x37FFFFFFFнаб ❧1for packing. documented so its fine or whateverReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr appx. 100g of flour2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧7i love illumosнаб ❧the Topicbox "Join the Conversation" button says joining will let me post, but it also 250 2.0.0 Queued as 8223A064D31 so who knows2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧12i love freebsdнаб ❧1bugs.freebsd.org/2653193 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2i just wanted to do timezones portably and found a gcc bug instead gcc.godbolt.org/z/6a87eonW1наб ❧hm, this says "may" so this is legal. boo eel.is/c++draft/temp.…наб ❧i just wanted to do timezones portably but had to write the stinkiest C++ possible coliru.stacked-crooked.com/a/591b8f491b81…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1fun moment. coreutils rm -d just straight up refuses to remove an unreadable directory, doesn't prompt if -i, and lies that it tried to. what the FUCK is happeningнаб ❧1bugs.debian.org/10152731 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i hate phototypesetters I HATE PHOTOTYPESETTERS23 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6in just enumerating du flags ive already encountered a classic coreutils lie moment: bugs.debian.org/1014357наб ❧1twofer bugs.debian.org/1014360наб ❧threefer AND consecutive? oh my bugs.debian.org/1014361наб ❧turns out elaborated-type-specifiers do NOT sit well with pointers-to-member, christнаб ❧gdb-induced momentosisнаб ❧1/and/ a free mandoc parsing bug! inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…наб ❧du --time writes in date(1) format, so ive been writing the date(1) date formatter (which is similar but different from strftime(3) because fuck you), so ive found a coreutils date bug instead: bugs.debian.org/1014436наб ❧1all i want for christmas is farsi proficiency (proving santa isnt real NOT CLICKBAIT)наб ❧posted all of this under the wrong root because im thick as pigshit
наб ❧1another time-based du bug, apparently coreutils considers year -90 to be later than 2021? and literally swallows it when specified explicitly, defaults to epoch????
наб ❧1how. HOW. my implementation, for every pattern, literally (figuratively: manual strcspn()+strspn()) strtok()s the path, then fnmatch(3)es. how could that POSSIBLY be faster than whatever bullshit coreutils does. how could it be FOUR TIMES fasterнаб ❧im going insaneнаб ❧(yes, coreutils du --exclude is /four times/ slower! if you give it a trivial expression!)наб ❧if you permit trivial-string optimisation then, well, i'm 471.5x faster (for the cost of three lines) :)наб ❧laughing-stock. bugs.debian.org/1014738наб ❧okay i don't get out of bed for less than 1000x but its still fun to laugh at monopolies
наб ❧12oh jesus oh piss i didn't grep for users before-hand, the fucking ZEDLET pre-exec runs this. this was usually like 1-1.2s. i literally made ZEDLETs a thousand times faster. aaaaaaaaa
наб ❧and a consecutive twofer for FreeBSD: bugs.freebsd.org/265199bugs.freebsd.org/265200наб ❧1anyone taking bugs for V7 du? (represented here in its kingest of forms – V7/x86 nordier.com/#v7x86)наб ❧spot the bug (4.3BSD-Reno)наб ❧classic standard moment in XPG2 land. writes in 512-byte chunks except when it doesn't. hides errors sometimes. if you suspect you should get an error, try -r? may or may not actually reflect the space used. fuck you.наб ❧at least it's actually marked PI (The behaviour cannot be guaranteed to be consistent); but this is all in addition to OF (Output format incompletely specified), because it isn't, and UN (Possibly unsupportable feature) because fucking lmao try seriously considering "-r but not bнаб ❧okay okay im like Reading this and i think this doesnt actually.. say anything. also note that the file in -a description is italicised, so it means "for each argument". as-specced, this is literally just a hash functionнаб ❧i think this is all it actually saysнаб ❧at last: preprint2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧WHY does that university site not resolve im gonna CRYнаб ❧1fuck this. fuck it all. im done1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧fuck abraham and his prophecies, im investing all my deicoin into acyclovirReplying to Big Brand Bullshit™ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@ErisMeatPuppet i favour single-user mode or passwd -R but yeah1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3mfw a distribution image has the root account passphrased2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2linux integer parsing moment lmaoнаб ❧i was hunting for an overflow bug, but just found a horrible lie instead: bugs.debian.org/1014971Replying to Witch Mom ☕🍷 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@AssembledGhost very long voyages, long sight-lines, relatively slow movement v/v the medium and other vessels, hull breach being the ultimate downfall of the vessel => navalReplying to ^.^ Are you gonna eat that? 𝚯⃤ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@CoyoteDen@atomicthumbs the former is a valid concern, sure; the latter (well, not gksudo, since that got removed in stretch because apparently it was not fit for purpose, but polkit, which I can only assume this is) Just Works, and, indeed, doesn't even prompt for confirmationReplying to ^.^ Are you gonna eat that? 𝚯⃤ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@CoyoteDen@atomicthumbs ?Replying to ^.^ Are you gonna eat that? 𝚯⃤ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@CoyoteDen@atomicthumbs and you're basing this on what? this is not the case for default sudo.conf(5)/sudoers(5) and a skim over the latter doesn't reveal an obvious way of making that be the case. making the account passwordless is /exactly/ what was requestedReplying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@atomicthumbs `sudo passwd -d $(id -un)`?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ill be honest, i didnt expect 5kg bags of flour to be so unwieldy2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧what, and I cannot stress this enoguh, the ABSOLUTE FUCKнаб ❧im the dumbest motherfucker on planet earth3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧left: clang trunk, bullseye gcc (10.2.1-1)
right: Issue 7
why!!наб ❧"but it's CX" yeah so why isn't there a flag to make the format string checker check for POSIX strings! if the only way to work around a hard false positive is to #pragma GCC diagnostic (-Wformat in this case) then it's a compiler bug. blerghнаб ❧turns out i cant fucking read (and the man-pages page for this is noodly), and speccing "%1$ *3$.1f%2$c" works on both, no warnings; still: godawful warning especially from clang (less so from GCC, whose warning is correct, but unclear)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧W + ratio2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧finally bisected the coreutils dd data loss bug i had a comment for in my tests for close to a year now bugs.debian.org/1014839наб ❧well, okay, I just thought it was just an unexpected interaction or whatever, but yeah nah its just a data loss moment49 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧7dont make me configure libinput i WILL cryнаб ❧3this post brought to you by stylus distance entry/exit generating button 1 press/release, despite setting button masks and xmodmap pointer prop to all 0наб ❧4also by evtest happily listing pressure change events but neither Krita nor Inkscape remotely picking them up. oh apparently its also been like one and a half hours of this and I have gone backward. cool. great. lovely. amazing. outstanding.наб ❧2аааА this is ABS_MT_DISTANCE not ABS_MT_PRESSURE why??наб ❧3i think im building qt. this is a "cry for help", i think they call itнаб ❧3building Qt told me that libxcb doesn't return an AbsPressure valuator for this stylus. time to have some fun with a 45-megabyte strace dump and then report a Xorg bug :)наб ❧4you vs the input handler they tell you not to worry aboutнаб ❧4just got told off for my package versions :/наб ❧4POGGIESO!OIAOPIOPIOPJADJ:ASJKDA sjkd; lнаб ❧2hm, not sure what got into me last night; probably the same thing that convinced me to arrive at this final versionнаб ❧4a fan of seeing how much im spiralling at any given moment by the timestamps growing closer together and the names going less intelligibleнаб ❧3i considered myself a powerful entity, but this isn't valued gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libin…наб ❧3not sure how a Normal Person™ for whom a CPU-day is more than an hour and doesn't have literal days to spend on, hell, arriving at even the "this is libinput's problem" stage's supposed to deal with these (well, going by the referenced issue the answer is "be sad", point stands)наб ❧3at least now i can unironically say that this piece of shit took me a solid week lolнаб ❧2i pressed ctrl-i and dragged eight points around and decided this is fine art now. i can feel my nose filling with snot by the secondнаб ❧3well, it seems that I didn't completely fuck Genuine Wacoms™ at leastнаб ❧3normal day in normal binuxнаб ❧1building the linux Debian package, again, idly looking at find(1) for the module i've changed to appear, again, so I can inject it into my innocent pure distro kernel, again.
the subject of the day changes, it was cifs.ko last time, the methodology is perfect and needn'tнаб ❧2and to THINK they let people this cool and hot post on this web site! gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libin…наб ❧1hit the part of the HID handling that blames (across one rename) back to the original git import, and it's thoroughly fucked. great time. love too have it.наб ❧1the best I can find is this very descriptive 2.4.0 import, which is the same fucking thing across another rename. i saw davej/history.git mentioned as having pre-2.4 history on LWN but it doesn't exist anymore. is there /any/ way to get that history?наб ❧1first appeared in 2.3.99-pre3, i scraped March 2000 and the previous few months off lkml.org and it doesn't appear there (and there are hardly any mails from Greg K-H, who I'm 99% sure wrote this and other bits of the USB driver, none of them with patches). hlepнаб ❧2when your device is /definitely/ working like it should
yes, the "pen down" state is, without context, indistinguishable from "no pen". this is easy to work around (if cursed). the problematic bit is detecting rubber tool, which, ironically, I don't see a good transition for :)наб ❧2im stuck in a hid-input.c#hidinput_hid_event timeloop and i do not like itнаб ❧1this is good for the ecosystem. i thinkнаб ❧3ehuheuheuhuehueнаб ❧1does this patch write literal megabytes a second to the ring buffer? yes. but is it a functional implementation of Win8 stylus-on-touchsreen devices? also yes. can't win them all gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libin…наб ❧first time for everything, i guess lore.kernel.org/linux-input/co…наб ❧11fun fact: if you give your touchscreen a calibration matrix, start libinput debug-gui, tap on it, then close it, you'll crash xorg :) gitlab.freedesktop.org/libinput/libin…наб ❧1benjamin merged the hid-tools tablet testsuite baseline so i updated the kernel on my laptop for the first time since february (5.10.0-3 -> 5.15.0-2) thereby replacing an extraneous iwlwifi message with an nvme error lmaoнаб ❧1a newer libinput also presents a good opportunity to demonstrate the weirdo reporting of Win8 styli (this is mainline, so with patches 1-3): notice how when doing the same movements with the pen down (pressure >0), the cursor stops moving and there's no longer a tool in proximityнаб ❧2rebases cleanly, it seems like there were appx. three non-single-device commits to hid-{input,multitouch}, and the tip actually becomes down (I didn't even notice this in the mainline recording among the sea of text because it didn't move), remains in-range, and draws as expectedнаб ❧2hid-test includes a usb_crash module, and, surely, it manages to generate a null pointer deref in the kernel. what i don't necessarily get is the point of this, thoughнаб ❧1i filtered out the "crash me" module, and here's a fun question: why does the hid-tools testsuite fail on both (3) mainline (1) and the version with my patch (2) in the same otherwise-unrelated place?наб ❧1fuck sake, I need accurate events for the testsuite; the modules with the logging i have saved are all dated Feb11-Feb16,Feb28
-- Journal begins at Mon 2021-03-08 18:13:55 CET, ends at Fri 2021-12-17 18:48:48 CET. --наб ❧1i explicitly turn off all log rotation on my dev systems for this precise reason. didn't think I'd get bitten by fucking sd-journald rotation of all thingsнаб ❧1thankfully I did actually save them, so it's solely a problem of booting into that kernel, loading the modules, and generating 1.9MB of dmesg over the course of like a minute (again) lolнаб ❧1ive gone through a lot of very cringe captions for this and yet none manage to express how FUCKING pogged i amнаб ❧1FUCK yeas baybeeнаб ❧1gitlab.freedesktop.org/libevdev/hid-t…наб ❧1???!??!? pog? lore.kernel.org/linux-input/20…наб ❧1aaaaaaand it only applies to 5.17-rc1 and changes the ABI, can't just swap modules :v bindeb-pkg and strapping a clean sid at the end of my disk where I've, with a shocking amount of fore-thought, left 18 unallocated gigabytes, instead of trying to fast-track openzfs 2.1 for 5.17наб ❧1thanks. love too log in and engage in an interactive sessionнаб ❧1okay, that seems to've been a classic kexec moment; actually booting from the EFI shell works :0наб ❧1HOLY BRSCHнаб ❧1and the tests pass too, but, after a full year(! the root tweet here is Jan 29, 2021!), we've got functioning GXTP Win8 styli approaching mainline!!наб ❧1> This is now in hid.git#for-5.18/core.
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lore.kernel.org/linux-input/ny…наб ❧updated to current sid and it Just Worked :0наб ❧the year of linux on the babtop has arrived, after only one year, six months, and two weeks1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: what if the ZFS Event Daemon had drip?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧well that's fucking embarrassingнаб ❧ive had it like this since i originally ported it for df on 2021-07-18. it took me literally exactly a fucking year to notice why it's off. kernel modesetting tbhнаб ❧i also had the damn fixed-width format string backward, which is also very obvious!, but I didn't notice until i spent [REDACTED] essentially re-implementing "don't do the dot if .0". kernel modesetting 100%2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1bro i fucking hate it here point-blank derives from fucking point blanc i want to sleep a thousand deathsнаб ❧this is my god-damn jokair moment1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11but wasnt eth already a piece of shit chain? what could they mean by this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1MEKHANE enthusiasts really out here like "i can fix her", huh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1guy who advertises rice as "fabulous new no-grind grain!"Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@__phantomderp oh wow, even better: glibc goes absolutely fucking apeshit (returns 0 for each mbrtowc() after the initial one that eats 2 bytes; herein wc modified to write the resulting character)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp uuh, mbrtowc(3) (by returning a (character, len) pair) and mbsrtowcs(3) (by returning the next-sequence pointer) do, and they're in C99, so?наб ❧@__phantomderp the iconv family is entirely unrelated to the rest of the ones you specced – it transliterates a byte stream to byte stream, is unaffected by the current locale (well, nl_langinfo(CODESET) if you've gotta), requires full-character alignment, and uses an unrelated mechanismнаб ❧@__phantomderp most importanly, you don't get actual characters out of it (also, i recall hearing that the gnulib iconv supporting code is fucking wild with corner cases/platform idiosyncracies)26 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧13how the fuck am I SIGILLing. my brother in christ clang wrote the codeнаб ❧okay its a segfault with -O3 at least. what the fuck is clang generating that it /SIGILLs/ then???????наб ❧huhнаб ❧bruhнаб ❧ok if i remove a [&]{}() IIFE wrapper it works. im gonna cryнаб ❧notably: I replaced /all/ the non-PODs in the IIFE with manual memory management before trying thisнаб ❧(1) crashes, (2) doesn't; the only difference is, indeed, those three commented-out linesнаб ❧3oh my fucking god i didnt have a return at the end. why did neither clang nor gcc warn me. im so madнаб ❧2ok i thought it was because i didnt have -Wall -Wextra but thEY ALSO DONT WARN. WAHT THE FUCJKнаб ❧am i losing my goddamn mindнаб ❧for FUCK's sake. i specced -isystem instead of -I. fun fact: that code /has a forbidden narrowing conversion in {}/, a hard error, that -isystem also covered upнаб ❧1i hate strftime. in year -90 for %010F im getting 0-90-mm-dd instead of -090-mm-dd like you'd expect (well, from date(1)). for %04z im getting 000+0200 (?!??!??!?!) instead of +200 (like date(1), but thats also the only sensible output)наб ❧2I HATE COREUTILS I HATE COREUTILSнаб ❧note how this shit doesn't even degrade gracefully, right. all :-quantity variants of %2O:::z are literally, unquestionably, plain wrongнаб ❧bugs.debian.org/1014497наб ❧1lmfao glibc strftime() domain error; tm_year is the year /minus 1900/: [-2147481748; 2147485547] are i32 + 1900, and coreutils date deals with that correctly; glibc, OTOH, does /not/ and does an unchecked addition(?) – the most positive and most negative times differ by 1 day :)наб ❧bugs.debian.org/444589, apparently, reported 30 Sep 2007 for etch; 0 replies before my ownнаб ❧115.5kB/340L of dense C++ just to paper strftime(3) over date(1); hate it here!!наб ❧1another time-based du bug, apparently coreutils considers year -90 to be later than 2021? and literally swallows it when specified explicitly, defaults to epoch????наб ❧1what the fuck are they *doing* to this poor fucking thingнаб ❧(also found an unrelated tree bug while bisecting that one, because of course: bugs.debian.org/1014621)наб ❧--separate-dirs. of course. and it's different on my rout^Wx32 machine, which hints that it's an even worse initialisation bug. delightfulнаб ❧filtering by du got me this old classic: bugs.debian.org/1007777, in which an apparently-corrupted filesystem /made du SIGABRT/. the funniest thing is that du, after i wrote the date(1) formatter and parsed all options, was a 2-hour "fill in the blanks" for me. HOW is coreutils sнаб ❧i mean, this is a three-fold bug because -S documentation doesn't say it affects --time at all. so.наб ❧1americans think about the past challenge (difficulty level: impossible) bugs.debian.org/1014622наб ❧consecutive numbers :01 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧accomplishing in 6 minutes what WG21 couldn't since 2017-01-30. fuck sake.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧after literal years i got signed out of android pisscorp and its apparently impossible to sign in if you don't have play services now, even if you haven't updated the app once :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1any grass touchers?Replying to Jane Dozer – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@DogGirlJane king1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13when minecraft posters use the third-person reverse camera and talk? thats vtoob1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧y'know what just occurred to me; this usage string for du is 450 bytes. more than 20 /entire/ programs from V1 (represented here by unix72)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1god i love POSIX phrasing1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧its always "dont open up microwaves", "microwave parts are dangerous", "you can't re-use the bits anyway", but like, its very easy to repurpose the HV/EM parts into the last thing you see, soReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp ive sent mail to/from 4.2BSD-on-SIMH before. Just Works. presumably if you install a system not-from-1983 you can do equally contemporary stuff like sshнаб ❧1@__phantomderp
наб ❧after reinstalling after a head crash (that's the fabled FFS stability (but it also made network work first try)), and an hour diagnosing SMTP mail (the sendmail.cf preset in the distribution doesn't handle net=tcp), I've managed to route mail out of 4.2BSD into the real world
Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@__phantomderp hit up the relevant netbsd/openbsd lists, they have porterboxes (well, "box" is a generous term for a fridge, but you get my point)наб ❧3@__phantomderp (but also your laptop can run as many fully-featured SIMH VAXen as it has CPUs so)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧15any1 coping/seething 2day?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧any commutators in the chat for a pre-print?Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr lmao literal heirloom UNIX brainworms but "oh wait don't you usually bitnot crc" (pictured: cksum(1) vs sum(1) compat modes)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1ayo this mf flat as. how the hell1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1man, I love V3. the by-initial call-out. the DIAGNOSTICS section of "nah". literal diff but self-admittedly awful. perfexion1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧post-print git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧what do they b lookin atReplying to Daria – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@imhkr if you don't run your hardware until it dies then i dont realistically see how this could be an issue in the general case, yeahReplying to Daria – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@imhkr i mean, from a perf stand-point the paste might need re-doing but id say thats negligible; otoh, the main differentiating factor would be having been run hot 24/7 for its service life and getting that much of electromigration, which means you'll get a shorter lifespanнаб ❧@imhkr (but thats why they're cheaper than equivalent GPUs used for fortnite (im assuming? i havent had cause to look at the New GPU Market) so you get what you pay for, so meh)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧lads, pseudoscience me: what micronutrient am i not getting that makes me not fall asleepнаб ❧2(if someone says "bitches" im deactivating)наб ❧slept 14. entering my stefania follini era?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧oh for fuck's sake i thought comm was gonna be non-problematic but no: usefully, the documented --output-delimiter=STR holds /except/ if STR is the empty string, in which case the separator is a single NUL. thank.sнаб ❧1debbugs is my single most-corresponded-with entity of recent i think bugs.debian.org/1014008наб ❧........ but not for the --total output which is separated with the empty string. what the actual fuck2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧yo pog a bash history rewriting bug :0наб ❧meh, fixed in experimental :/1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1who made it summer again. we should avoid this going forward.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧teething again. -21 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2jeans are shapewearReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr scarily close to not pseudoscience! thankfully, i know the moon and sun are not this close on the firmament :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧vindicated :0 bugs.debian.org/10139242 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧17currently experiencing downtimeнаб ❧3blegh, truncated initrd on both kernels because it ENOSPCed, 100M /boot is too small to casually snapshot :/
ETA 18 minutes for pool importReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp what kinda [redacted]-ass CI you're using that doesn't just let you SSH in lol3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧ive finished the mass revisit so i can finally rebase my HEAD; 2k2L/53.4kB of new manual :)наб ❧includes twitter.com/gray_dot_bmp/s… :) git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧and an index for the HTML render :0 srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel… (some renders minorly broken because of a mandoc bug unfixed in trunk: inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…, but hey)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2sometimes for a fleeting moment i manage to forget americans build their houses from firewood + a layer of gypsum, and what a beautiful moment it is!20 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2please, my fontforge, she is very sickнаб ❧one hand: this /is/ buster, other: /share? really?наб ❧1(fixed-width) cyrillic in groff postscript, UTF-8 throughout (ignoring the fact that Nimbus Mono Bold, well, seems not to actually be), this is seemingly impossible, or at least hasn't been documented to dateнаб ❧at least by anyone who speaks fluent English, because the closest I saw was linuxtravel.blogspot.com/2015/03/cygwin…, and, admittedly, "dumping usr/share/groff/current/font/devps/T{R,B,I,BI}" is definitely a way to solve /some/thing (and, oddly, works, see 2nd line), it's hardly sustainableнаб ❧it's possible this is a Solved Problem in the russosphere, but then I don't speak, less so write, fluent enough Russian to've casually found outнаб ❧courtesy of Courier Prime, or, as that'd be too easy because it's in Debian, Курьер Прайм, which comes as a zip unstripped of whatever "__MACOSX/" is, but also has cyrillic, insteadнаб ❧down bad for a font bugs.debian.org/992739наб ❧oddly, using the Курьер Прайм metrics with the default groff font yields the best results, because Courier Prime doesn't, hm, "look good" for this, if only because it's too heavyнаб ❧or I could be stupid and there's a way so trivial it took me three full days to understand how to get to itнаб ❧daeнаб ❧ligaturised table. purgatoryнаб ❧use the entire font, which includes at least cyrillic, in your groff installation with this one simple trick!наб ❧007. Cleanly enabling Cyrillic and broad Unicode output in groff -Tps, in which I reproducibly present this car crash, alternatives thereto, and prior art, with guest gag from @kgbcatboy: nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…наб ❧all that for thisнаб ❧okay that was worth itнаб ❧but also: let groff render colour fonts, cowards; i need a full-colour WEARY FACE in my manualнаб ❧finally identified the head-scratcher that rendered this so sloppily (1: note that "11 520" is shorter than "147.31"!) and renders it at /actually/ fixed width (2: note perfect alignment of all columns)наб ❧its kerning. of course its kerning. you remove kern pairs from the font metrics. although I already spec -n for afmtodit for C* fonts ("use with monospaced (constant-width) fonts."), this only removes ligatures, not kern pairs.наб ❧im so fucking stupid. at least i caught this before I posted it to debbugsнаб ❧fixed in live2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧im sorry im sorry im trying to delete itнаб ❧-2 me youtu.be/s6j_PAS3788Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr i guarantee this would 100% be a reality if that worked in slavic languages2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧wha? am i undergoing a GCC moment?наб ❧1ah, yes, this is a GCC moment, saw_nonblank and blit_rest are bools. thank.s5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧*permutes your index* sahrry sahrry *permutes your index* oh god oh jeez *permutes your index* nonononono *permutes your indeнаб ❧all in a day's lexgrog (this is a lie, ive been writing this for like five nonconsecutive days in hour increments because it's. well its roff. its not great unless you're already shitlordified)наб ❧i mean, it looks cool as hell but then im a sucker for this its just Vaguely like the SysIII indexнаб ❧update: i looked, SysIII does it better; i havent improved on 1982наб ❧(well okay thats always been out of the question but still); also i forgot not everyone has the SysIII User's Manual on speed-dialReplying to 🔎Julia Evans🔍 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@b0rk sourcehut23 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧apex is still a broken piece of shit and does /not/ go any fullscreen on non-primary monitors.. but im still kinda slick with it doeнаб ❧i cannot keep getting away with running double-sniper but clicking head with a 6x is just too powerful. too me.наб ❧but now i get why they relegated the scout to droppers only, it fucked insanely in S1 and it fucks even more now with deflationнаб ❧in which i literally jump off the map in the final ring, get spawned back in, and kill the last guy with meleeнаб ❧girls LOVE rat-stratting. it's true!наб ❧top 10 anime gaming momentsнаб ❧i might actually be one of the best to ever do itнаб ❧it is fun to gameing. many are saying this!наб ❧top 10 heated gaming momentsнаб ❧my hands are shaking, I'm still getting headshots, &c., &c.наб ❧they put the Longbow back in ground loot and I'm kinda shredding againнаб ❧i just need someone else to pick up a gun they can land shots with past point-blank and shoot back with me. i cant be the only one returning fire at 120m.наб ❧they are gameing :0наб ❧yo what the hell they put communism in my apex game??наб ❧this is what brand loyalty does to a mf!!наб ❧if you don't like this then you don't like gameing. simple as.наб ❧i would like to thank my team in (2) for supporting my endeavours to harass fools at midrange after getting a 350m knock by reviving me like 3 timesнаб ❧1i jumped off the map, got respawned twice, our fuse was afk since 7min in, and i punched the last guy to death because we both ran out of ammo. psycho game. 10/10наб ❧ruh rohнаб ❧hmнаб ❧:/наб ❧(500 of that damage during the final fight)наб ❧the wins are like daikons to me2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧sensible interface momentнаб ❧preprint, &c., &c.Replying to foone🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Foone are you building for x86 or amd64? it sure looks like it should be 24 (4*4+2*2+4) on x86 to me (and 32 with 8-byte alignment (4*4+2*2+pad(4)+8) on amd64).2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1🥺наб ❧2after decades of training and self-actualisation i became three-level table lookups and a tree traversalReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@eatijr no way in hell, only the dutch can manage to make good/seen into a damn hieroglyphнаб ❧1@eatijr (OTOH, im not sure how you'd even use that to "grade homework" since you grade something by, uh, grading it 1-6, not by inscribing a symbol of power on it, and the more easteurope you go the more you sign every page on a legal document, so)наб ❧1@eatijr ((OTOOH in poland you parafe stuff which is like if your signature got krulled and i have 0 clue if that's something you do literally anywhere beyond poland/czechoslovakia))1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧is this excessive bugs.debian.org/101270922 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3not only does netbsd unexpand(1) somehow destroy the glibc allocator so thoroughly that the only way to get it to not assert in malloc is to run it under valgrind, i also think its terminally broken for sone input patternsнаб ❧1i mean i cant really fault it, log indicates it got some fixes in 2009ish and i dont think the manpage has changed since 4.3BSD so all documentation is so out of date to be 100% meaninglessнаб ❧1plus its already annoying enough to test even with a solid baseline, i cant imagine writing a remotely comprehensive suite of test data by hand. hell, i had to compromise on /my/ suite since its extremely superlinear and grows to hundreds of megabytes very easilyнаб ❧1even then, some 512B random hunks and nonobvious -ts shuffled into 3MBish of fuzz reveal that, e.g., [2 spaces, "bread", 10 spaces, "whatever"] with -at2,26 yields [tab, "bread", tab, "whatever"], but it should be " whatever", since the w is 1 column beyond the stop, not on itнаб ❧1im quite sure because ive spent like 10 dry hours rewriting this and have 4 different spellings of unexpand that arrive at the same mismatches and i feel like im gonna throw upнаб ❧2pinnacle of consistencyнаб ❧1not true actually! turns out my test dataset was unrepresentative! this is still fucked for some inputs!наб ❧1фуцкин кмс дуденаб ❧1genuinely the worst time ive had in a long timeнаб ❧2three fucking days to get a sum +102 to behave right. just mercy-kill me at this pointнаб ❧forgot i had these posts linked under unexpand in the README as "the worst time of my life";
наб ❧lmao, FreeBSD expand.1 -t heading is broken, because it got fixed to avoid confusion with the macro that makes the rendering be correct? github.com/freebsd/freebs…
наб ❧also: just found the coreutils bug that was biting me :) shock of shocks, it's a conformance bug. bugs.debian.org/1012545наб ❧bugs.freebsd.org/bugzilla/show_… (as usual: this is worse; printf 'a b' | unexpand -t2,3 | expand -t2,3 is yields one space, not two)наб ❧oh great, coreutils unexpand also folds <blank>s into existing <tab>s(?) bugs.debian.org/1012545#10наб ❧freebsd moment: printf ' a' | unexpand -t4,55,68,78 replaces the first <blank> with a <tab>. it's not even close. bugs.freebsd.org/bugzilla/show_…наб ❧okay, nix that last part for coreutils, POSIX very helpfully mixes notation; <blank> means iswblank(), but -t also says "<space>-to- <tab>" which is funнаб ❧oh great it does that appx. 50/50. not changing until i get an interpretation.наб ❧christ mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…наб ❧1lmfao it ate the <space> and <blank>. guess why :)наб ❧haha mail-archive.com/gossip@mail-ar…наб ❧got an interpretation: mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…: folding together <space><tab> is fine; "the standard is not clear" on whether you can fold any <blank>наб ❧pee printReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eatijr a mere 207G on my desktop (only 2min, used to be 2h, i forgot morbing it to a rectangle (+ new cargo doc exploded on old docs so i purged like 4-6 gigs of t/doc) and 20G (3:27, 2.7x the rootfs lol) on flat computer
/that/ sounds like magic, I just do ln -s ../Rust-target targetReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr this (and a usable target/doc/) is why i use a unified target directory, which i can only recommend. ill get back to you when it calculates how big it isReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp well they're exercised in the wild so id say ex def yaReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp you're off-shot in a tall chair with a notepadнаб ❧1@__phantomderp (i can only extrapolate that this is "prior art" and falls under "3rd-party implementation effort")2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧lmao, FreeBSD expand.1 -t heading is broken, because it got fixed to avoid confusion with the macro that makes the rendering be correct? github.com/freebsd/freebs…наб ❧freebsd moment bugs.freebsd.org/bugzilla/show_…7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5tr is the worst utility in UNIX history. no-one has /ever/ implemented the blue parts. non-4.3BSD-Reno tr (i.e. the one this "specifies") stops processing string[12] when it gets \0 and strips NULs from the input, which means it's not "Eight Bit Transparent"наб ❧1"8-bit transparency" is unexplained. 2.2.1 is literally a list of all the utilities that are "noted to be 8-bit transparent". goddamned XPG3 moment.наб ❧IN is internationalisation (defined as optional), UN is /unimplementable/, which is a great look for a standard.наб ❧wrote five pages againнаб ❧1i need a normal hobby, like drinkingнаб ❧1normal day in a utility that hasn't meaningfully changed all that much since like V7наб ❧alas: haha preprint1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧another day, another coreutils moment in tr land: bugs.debian.org/10124473 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2<- this user consumes deadly amounts of arsenic from imported american riceнаб ❧1:/наб ❧1lead in your paint, arsenic in your rice, my brethren in grass heavy metals dont even get you high3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3found a mandoc bug while reducing a manual for a mandoc bug report. great one today.наб ❧1Intended: inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…
Bonus: inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…наб ❧the first appears to be a long-standing and difficult-to-fix groffism, the latter got griefed by an unhinged czech who hosts the PDF covid certs for his entire family on his mail domain (and is /very/ lucky to be out of reach)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i just wrote "juicy semantics" and "oozing with NUL-related issues" i think im hungry (and V4 tr is ass but what's new)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hit again by less scrolling perf decreasing linearly with current-line-length-seen; found bugs.debian.org/36318 (five digits!):
Subject: less: [PATCH] backward scrolling in binary files is very slow
Date: 19 Apr 1999
> I barely remember writing the code at all now,наб ❧oh, the forwarding address is bug-less@gnu.org; that explains itReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron sorry, I misremembered, i was thinking of annotations (unrelated to git-notes, just PUTs to add a popup to parts of rendered files); notes are untouchedReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron (as part of that baseline, there's really good instrumentation for patches on all posting/reviewing/management-in-a-list/&c. sides, but no GitHub-style first-class PRs; there was git note support in some manner but it was ripped out because it was unmaintained and an XSS vector)Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11@hipsterelectron oh and also you can operate the bugtracker entirely by mail (including subscriptions, even if you don't have an account), similarly for git repositories/git push options (including creation); (owned and operated by drew devault)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron (which is not an issue in general, but it comes with a Take baseline)Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron I'd say "a fully-documented & standards-conformant UNIX userland, begrudgingly compatible with the GNU system where that wouldn't be insane", but that don't roll of the tongue as well tbfReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron yeah i spent like 3 months straight pumping patches into it a year or two ago and its p okay now imo (with the added bonus of being self-hostable, not being a US defence contractor, and best-in-class CI & git UX (beware though: its drewware))Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron remember to like and sub 2 the list if you liked the jpegs! sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2Me deforming elastically: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me deforming plastically: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3i was gonna do a "haha preprint!" post but twitter gives me 4 images and this is 7 pages (6 full + 3 lines), so funny stats: at 24k this is 1.5x the next-largest page in voreutils, which is df.1, but that has a lot of semantics with a tiny HISTORY (because they got them right)наб ❧2lmao 24k is a /tenth/ of the total corpus b.v.наб ❧1:0 i forgot two pages side-by-each is a Normal thing to do; behold: haha preprint!Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c if i were microsoft i would simply forward-port their ULTRIX-era offeringнаб ❧1@the6p4c microsoft was the biggest AT&T licensee! SunOS 4(? dont quote me on that, but it was one of them) was distributed with microsoft office! just imagine the raking they could do by returning to the market!24 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11thank. sнаб ❧1from the makers of
>It is anticipated that manufacturers will not issue the same "serial number" to more than one physical machine
>SI_HW_{PROVIDER,SERIAL} aren't guaranteed to be unique across all vendor's SVR4 implementations and could change over the lifetime of a given systemнаб ❧3big fan of gethostid([23]); not only is it "a 32-bit identifier intended to be unique among all UNIX systems in existence." but also "This is normally an Internet address for the local machine."наб ❧2which seemed like a good idea in 4.3BSD and stopped in 4.4BSD. because the Internet address for the local machine is 127.0.1.1 (most linux libcs). or 0 (musl). or you get it from an on-board ROM (/sun*). or the ROM of an optional plug-in card (NetBSD/amiga drbcc(4)). or 0 (/*)наб ❧1or the 4 most significant bytes of the MD5(!) sum of the string representation of the hostuuid. which you inherit from the bootloader, which gets it from the SMBIOS. or, if you, don't, you sleep 2 in early init and uuidgen(1) > /etc/hostid (FreeBSD)наб ❧1POSIX gives up and says
> This volume of POSIX.1-2017 does not define the domain in which the return value is unique.
just. love that for all of us. the worst API.наб ❧Solaris (well, the illumos gate), of course, on x86, reads /etc/hostid, with a series of string kobjs, the last of which counts, which is derot-48ed, which is value (i.e. strtoull(base=0) + ~ handling)-decoded, unless it's HW_INVALID_HOSTID ((u32)-1);наб ❧1if no /etc/hostid, then the base kernel loads the misc/sysinit module, reads hw_serial, if it got updated, then unloads it; or, if SMBIOS is available and the UUID isn't known-bad it's XOR-massaged [1], otherwise it's bits 0-17,20,21 of the clockнаб ❧1and on sun4 it's the same as NetBSD/SPARCнаб ❧but the insanest thing about this is that.. misc/sysinit doesn't exist. it was removed in 226889a (Sun Sep 28 19:05:31 2008 -0700), and this is the entire thing. yes, that's _bdhs34 and _hs1107 extern. those are defined in x86/boot, latter=hw_serial, former is unusedнаб ❧(make that x86/startup)
/both are still defined/. also, AFAICT this generates a constant? the message is "Replace sysinit ELF file with simpler mechanism on X86 boxes (fix unref)", but it. just removes the module, it's all-minusнаб ❧all of this appeared fully-formed at OpenSolaris Launch, the module got yote in 2008, everything else is still in place for it, and every x86 boot w/o /etc/hostid still tries to load a non-existent moduleнаб ❧1unrelatedly worryingly, this is from an official tribblix installer. which itself has that same /etc/hostid. there's also a /lib/svc/method/svc-hostid which is supposed to persist the generated hostid(1) into /etc/hostid.. but only if it doesn't already exist. so this is poisonedнаб ❧1i removed /etc/hostid and rebooted. it got regenerated. it's identical. quality stuff.наб ❧1oh btw fun moment: solaris stores the hostid as char hw_serial[11]; which is a decimal string, right. /every single user/ does strtoul() on it (and every single writer either sprintf("%u")s or, in two cases, one of which is the now-removed misc/sysinit, hand-rolls an equivalentнаб ❧/but/ sysinfo(SI_HW_SERIAL) (the gethostid(3) back-end) returns a NUL-terminated string! great!
except each zone can have its own hostid. so in the /only/ optimisable path it gets sprintf("%u", strtoul())ed once more.наб ❧github.com/illumos/illumo…наб ❧1ah, yes, I forgot why I'd decided against posting to illumos before.наб ❧lmfao this dates back to the first SysVr4 Solaris (although on i386/ia64 hw_serial is supposed to be set by the bootloader from /etc/bootrc, but there doesn't .. seem to be? a property for it?)наб ❧and, yes, sysinit.c is, save for some whitespace and having been split into two files at some point, literally the same file as got removed from Illumosнаб ❧which is equally wild to me because it literally still generates "0". it's a loadable module that appears to do magic that's /literally/ equivalent to not being there because param.c initialises hw_serial to "0" as well.наб ❧this is, if you pardon my french, s = constant; if ((s = big positive constant) <= 0) /*whatever*/; if (s == different constant) /*whatever*/ else s = 0; sprintf(_hs1107, "%d", s); t[0] is unused. what's the point! just imagine having SunOS SCCS dumpsнаб ❧2i didnt see the comment before:
> In an attempt to make the hostid less prone to abuse (for license circumvention, etc), we store it in /etc/hostid in rot47 format.
my brother in christ how does that help. you still read it out of /etc/hostid and its 1 tr invocation to [deen]codeнаб ❧uuh. what could /possibly/ be the reason for this mask. if it were just the bottom 24 bits then that's fine for precision limit but it has a hole in 20,21?4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧just hit a eqn-breaking-tbl groff bug with inline equations. nroff only. ecstatic.наб ❧mandoc is unaffected, because mandoc's response to using more than two features together is "don't. that's awful style.". oh, and it doesn't support any preprocessor or macro package in tblнаб ❧sorry, "horrible". inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-discuss…наб ❧debbugs got back to me. endżoj: bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1hi. remembered gnu hurd exists. unfortunately so did glibc writers. when authoring [gs]ethostid() implementations for it.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Posix.COM. IBM PC 3.5-inch/720K diskette (plain file). Sun-style QIC-24 cartridge tapes. classic 1991 momentReplying to Nire Bryce – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@NireBryce@auramarua disagree IMO, the etymology for Syscall 186 doesn't matter, only the interface, ex def. (plus, couldn't come up with a useful one that isn't "V7's libc symbol has an equiv. interface"); /but/ you shouldn't get the Syscall 382 manual when looking for a similarly-named symbol groupReplying to Nire Bryce – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@NireBryce@auramarua hm, you got bitten by Linux having SYS_execve and 2 being before 3 in the search path; exec(3), to which all other exec* names resolve to, explains this in excruciating detail (doesn't help exec(3) is barely mentioned); posted a patch: lore.kernel.org/linux-man/2022…наб ❧1@NireBryce@auramarua (now applied, in record time; the next Linux man-pages release will have a paragraph about this directing accidental execve(2) readers to exec(3). thanks for reporting)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp many are saying this!
наб ❧1the u.s. constitution and its amendments have been a disaster for the human race
Replying to Nire Bryce – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@NireBryce oh, def., teletype output is not the be-all end-all at all, but hm, when I do log in from a phone and need to read a manual I don't have issues navigating my usual ^Zman whatever^Zman the-second-thing^Zfg 3 flow (but not everyone is a job control fiend I guess)наб ❧@NireBryce OTOH, you mentioned w3mman which seems to be pretty much perfect? It manages to correctly process all tty fonts and handles crossrefs (and file paths, if they exist on the system, but curiously not actual URLs), or I may be missing the point entirely (likely)?Replying to Nire Bryce – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@NireBryce i mean, groff colour support is ass (and similarly nonexistent in heirloom and mandoc), but like, and this is a genuine question, not a gotcha or whatever, what would you use colours for in a manual, that you can't do with 8-font mdoc (that decays to 4 fonts naturally)?наб ❧@NireBryce crosslinks are, like, a very good point, but the tty output devices don't really support richtext that to run stuff if you click (except Plan 9(?), but that also doesn't have mdoc so you'd be rewriting all manuals); you could do it when outputting Xr to postscript? that'd be niceнаб ❧@NireBryce (similarly, mandoc already does that for -Thtml and has provisions for managing local links for intra-"package", let's call it, manuals vs. links to outside ones (I'm naively assuming so does groff, but groff -Thtml output is ass), and it works very well: srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1the u.s. constitution and its amendments have been a disaster for the human race1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ayo what the hell grey brought home a full-size pigeon? so cool :06 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧im out of my three daily vetusware downloads but afaict the only way i can donate is with bitcoin and i don't wanna be doing thatнаб ❧1two solarises and six teletypes deep into writing this chunk of hostid.1. I'd gladly pay the twenty five silver american dollars to not wait another 3.2h; i would also love a m68k sunos for comparison but that straight-up doesn't exist at all i thinkнаб ❧is this gachaнаб ❧hm, just made the staggering discovery that the coreutils hostid(1) %08x output format is compatible with SunOS 4 (but not any previous Berkeley implementation or SysVr4)наб ❧and the SysVr4 compat package libucb.a (ucblibc) gethostid(3) has a stray debug printf() in it tooнаб ❧this is 100% part of the distribution libucb.a btw (bitsavers SysVr4 386 floppy pictured)! not just whatever fucked up my usual vetusware source dump isReplying to frog "Philip K. Dickgirl" kosaric – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@yurirando królestwo obojga narodów type beat1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3what the hell? they poetterung my SunOS?Replying to Empterdose – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@MrDOS a SunOS port to m86k that has a hw_serial/gethostid(), so most likely 4.2BSD-derived SunOS 1/2наб ❧1@MrDOS :0 WinWorld has SunOS 2 tapes, cheersнаб ❧1@MrDOS jah bless, with bitsavers sunos1 i have a complete 150-word imagus now!! thanks :0наб ❧1@MrDOS (as you predicted: none of them include source, of course, but all of them include manuals, and thanks to the Amazing a.out layout, the format strings are just after the SCCS ID for hostid.c)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hmнаб ❧also very cute that all the tapes, before and after archive files, have a single 512-byte-block file that says "Copyright (c) 1985 by Sun Microsystems, Inc."Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp i would simply port the standard to groff -mom. that was a whole half-day of fun to use for the first time to write N2878, there's a lot more enjoyment to be had probably1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4..drip?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1bowling is the only case where being struck is preferable to being spared 🧐1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2on this site we, the "posters"'re always "posting". but never preing. what's up with that.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1(a) "we thank [whales] for providing endless hours of play-testing […] we hope their significant others can forgive them"
(b) "there were some bugs of 4.2BSD [...], will crash your system if those haven't been fixed"
hunt(6), 1986. gamedev ain't changed a bit.7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧heres a fun thought experiment: what licence are the non-AT&T parts of 4.2BSD underнаб ❧my best guess is The Berkeley software License Agreement, because 4.3BSD points at it, but you could only enter that if you paid THE REGENTS 1000$, so?наб ❧in contrast to the AT&T parts which were released under 4-clause BSD by Caldera ("Dear UNIX® enthusiasts,", 2002), which is hilarious to considerнаб ❧waa, i just want to include 4.2BSD hostid.1 verbatim; that shit is 40 years oldнаб ❧38, sorry; but unless THE REGENTS renewed it, it expired after 28 years?наб ❧1automatic HOW FUCKING LONG COPYRIGHT TERM?наб ❧1the american empire murders its citizens before something they scribbled as toddlers expires. love that for me.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧crashing the dash 0.5.7 substitution parser. normal day. build.zfsonlinux.org/builders/Debia…наб ❧fix.Replying to Tetrahedron – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ ADV7171KSU is a set-top video encoder. the video holes aren't directional, so I'm assuming, naively, that this takes some(?) video in, processes it in a CPU-configurable way, and shits it out w/FX addedнаб ❧1@greenTetra_ this is a certified computing momentReplying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@greenTetra_ hmm. that's an FPGA; im not sure what it is, im pretty sure it is /not/ a graphics cardReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr hm. it probably should, considering it only mentions lseek(2) in passingнаб ❧@eatijrlore.kernel.org/linux-man/2022…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @eatijr didn't expect to find out today that PDP-11 assembly is pretty okay to write, actually, but: this also holds on…Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr lseek(2):
>allows the file offset to be set beyond the end of the file (but this does not change the size of the file). If data is later written at this point, subsequent reads of the data in the gap (a "hole") return null bytes ('\0') until data is actually written into the gapнаб ❧@eatijr you're guaranteed this from at least V7 (where seek became lseek), which says:
> Seeking far beyond the end of a file, then writing, creates a gap or `hole', which occupies no physical space and reads as zeros.наб ❧@eatijr pre-V7 seek(II) (V1 pictured) doesn't mention this, but all the kernels with source extant (V3+) do extend the file to the offsetнаб ❧1@eatijr didn't expect to find out today that PDP-11 assembly is pretty okay to write, actually, but: this also holds on V1 (via unix72) (unfortunately, od(I) does full blocks, and head(I) is a BSDism), so it's guaranteed, like, foreverнаб ❧1@eatijr (forgot this also has (transcribed) source; kinda wild that even V1 has sparse files (I'm pretty sure, going by this?))Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr you write data at that offset and the space after the last data segment and the new offset is a hole? am i missing something?6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧aaaaaaaaaaa github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…наб ❧Automake moment: when if 0; SUBDIRS = a, both program sources and EXTRA_DIST is processed in a/; when if 0; include a/Makefile.am only program sources are processed. there's no way to force it to be otherwise.наб ❧autoreconf specifically, you get that in Makefile.inнаб ❧..of course. can't blame the guy, or anyone else for not picking it up since 2020, butнаб ❧bugs.debian.org/1011024наб ❧hehe github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧would you consider emoticons with noses, as in :-),Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr :)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧8walk toward the light/then touch the darkness within me/is this anythingнаб ❧1they kinda went off when they came up with safety flannels nglReplying to Moonlit Catherine 🌙 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@NewBeamu@eatijr oh, 100%. small mushroom guy = you can bread it; so long as it's not actually toxic to eat after cooking you'll be fine, just won't get as big of a rise as a commercial yeasts9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2141983 was a wild fucking time dudeнаб ❧4i mean, it's a shockingly competent implementation of what is essentially PGP mail but like 20 years(?) before that took offнаб ❧2normal day in Current Year to be building k4.2BSD with the "4.2BSD driver for DEC Deuna Ethernet board" <145@green.UUCP> patchнаб ❧2if the VAX was multiprocessor and matched my host im pretty sure you could build this kernel in like 3-6 secondsнаб ❧after reinstalling after a head crash (that's the fabled FFS stability (but it also made network work first try)), and an hour diagnosing SMTP mail (the sendmail.cf preset in the distribution doesn't handle net=tcp), I've managed to route mail out of 4.2BSD into the real worldнаб ❧(well, I say head crash, I'm assuming it's actually the documented update(8) failure mode); going by the timestamps on various posts, that's likely the first time since either 2017 (plover.net/~agarvin/4.2bs…, no follow-up) or 2009 (gunkies.org/wiki/Installin…)наб ❧turns out -q>0 breaks -bd SMTP daemonisation(? in that it ECONNREFUSEDs 25); when run w/o -q it Just Accepts SMTP mail.. but it's just SMTP. postfix eats shit because it expects (requires?) ESMTP. love the "please post to eric if you found a fuckup :)"наб ❧thats a lie, I had passed -bd -bs -q10m, the default -bd -q1h is correct and processes both queues and smtpнаб ❧1even with smtp_always_send_ehlo = no postfix fails to deliver with
> timed out while receiving the initial server greeting
presumably because the greeting is
42b d.ARPA Sendmail 4.12/4.7 ready at Fri, 13 May 83 09:53:48 pdt
and doesn't start with a 220 :v1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1>Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:11:35 -0400
> If I believe archive.org, the following URL should have been used
> a very long time ago:
> rarp.8 itself says it's useless since Linux "2.3",
> which EOLed over a decade ago
normal bug to post on in 2022; bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…Replying to Annatar – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@AnnatarTheMaia@alanc@opensolaris it's already saved to /etc/hostid by svc-hostid:
наб ❧1unrelatedly worryingly, this is from an official tribblix installer. which itself has that same /etc/hostid. there's also a /lib/svc/method/svc-hostid which is supposed to persist the generated hostid(1) into /etc/hostid.. but only if it doesn't already exist. so this is poisoned
Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ the guy in questionReplying to Cathode Ray Dude – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@crdudeyoutube he's gameing?? what the hell?10 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧265just shaved a minute (2:30 baseline) off full zfs builds and 50 seconds (1:50 baseline) off just the userland, with halved times for all rebuilds lolнаб ❧112and because I removed literally 300 autoconf/make files autoreconf takes 14(!) seconds less (52 base) and configure another 10 (1:09 base)наб ❧5sorry, 291наб ❧6oh, and the distribution tarball (gzip -9ed) is 2.3Mi smaller (34.4Mi base); uncompressed it's 8.7Mi (69.4Mi base) lolнаб ❧6github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…наб ❧fucking kms, centos 7 automake doesn't have includeнаб ❧correction: it doesn't have %reldir% and %canon_reldir% for include paths. according to the NEWS, it's "New in 1.14:".наб ❧apparently automake is arch=all so installing the CentOS 8 rpm Just Works. not all may yet be lostнаб ❧heheheheheнаб ❧2holy shit it landed. rejoice github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@greenTetra_ dentist7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧rebooted last night for new kernel. this is the real root. what the fuckнаб ❧i guess a more poingnant question would be "why is systemd trying to isolate (start?) initrd.target on the real root"наб ❧+ the 18-minute pool import really isn't helping my iteration timesнаб ❧наб ❧of course, this requires asking "why the fuck is default.targetinitrd.target", and I don't fucking know. may be able to correlate Apr 28 with something, but not before my MX comes up, which 18 minutes importнаб ❧predictably, yes, linking default.target -> graphical.target like default again does fix itнаб ❧the only vaguely relevant thing i can see is that that's when I posted a dracut PR so I would've tested dracut-install stand-alone and built initrds with it? but how could that possibly've leaked is beyond meReplying to implr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@implring apparently zgenhostid is new in 0.7.0; previously genhostid(1) was recommended, which is a CentOSism, and the current places that use it for other purposes manually cut/echo \xed hostid(1) output (which, !!!, what da hell)Replying to implr – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@implring OpenZFS/Linux doesn't actually use the libc hostid mechanisms for this reason precisely and uses zgenhostid(8) to write into /etc/hostid (which, by accident, means hostid(1) and gethostid(3)/glibc return a sensible value, but they are otherwise entirely unrelated)наб ❧@implring OpenZFS/kFreeBSD does use the system hostid but that's derived from the uuid and actually reasonably unique. as does Solaris ZFS (which is an issue because that hostid sucks unless you're on SPARC). but even then it's only for MMP(?)наб ❧@implring but I'm not aware of anything else, on a normal system, using it. well, besides like srand()ing in a lot of places, pppd, and ndmp on Solaris, huntd(6) on NetBSD, hastd(8) on FreeBSD, or OpenBSM, BSNMP (FreeBSD contrib)наб ❧@implring thankfully, most applications that need host distinxions just generate an ID themselves (or use /e/m-id, which is just as good)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bandcamp frigay. nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/imperfex…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧salsa.debian.org/glibc-team/gli…, what an incredible tale of a source+compiled versions updated simultaneously exactly once, a bug closed on the addition of a documented option in the source, an obsolete Xr removed directly from the compiled version, and /never actually regenerated/наб ❧also: a /very/ bad parallel make (but one which still saturates 500 jobs across 24 CPUs well enough so): salsa.debian.org/glibc-team/gli…Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@greenTetra_@FunnyTerro call that shit Flight 111 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3speaking of "transformative" – consider this cake :)Replying to 𝕯𝖒𝖎𝖙𝖗𝖞 𝕾𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖘 – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧37@ddd1ms@OwariDa@x0rz motherfucker i photoshopped that shit. that's my goddamn post. bleeding blue-check piece of shit. go o hell
наб ❧13@ddd1ms@OwariDa@x0rz OP: also stolen. shut the fuck up. twitter.com/agathe_da/stat…наб ❧3@ddd1ms@OwariDa@x0rz at least the OP has the basic decency to label that shit. the vaguest amount of transformative "effort". eat chit.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2most tweeters also don't know that blue-check = open season. go o hell1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @ddd1ms@OwariDa@x0rz motherfucker i photoshopped that shit. that's my goddamn post. bleeding blue-check piece of shit…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧didn't sign up to getting bugzilla bug forwards when I posted mildly broken code to elfutils!!наб ❧:0 sourceware.org/pipermail/elfu…Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ real NŻT diet believers are ALWAYS saying thisReplying to @grawity – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp hm. according to strace of curl 7.21.7-3 (uploaded 2011-09-17), compared to that of current curl, the only difference I really see is that current curl signal(SIGPIPE, SIG_IGN)s and the old one doesn't? but I haven't been able to replicate the behaviour in the comment with eitherнаб ❧@gray_dot_bmp (well, and current curl waits for read(0, "", 4096) = 0 /twice/, whereas the old one terminates on the first read(0, "", 1024) = 0; if I had to guess I'd say it's probably this + write(1, "", 0) on the writer side maybe? but.)Replying to @grawity – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp hm, that's def. odd; I'd be interested in getting my hands on it, as a compat test-case, if you still have it around and can publish it :0 (if not the latter, `pv -q` is mostly-equivalent to a cat-with-splice())Replying to @grawity – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp oh, my testbed is bullseye @ 8.32; good to see the most common implementation entering the 21st century (given that they're c_f_r()ing, are they also splice()ing now? that's the optimisation MVP for 96%™ of cat uses, /and/ it makes useless cats free, freer still w/F_SETPIPE_SZ)наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp ((well, where "free" is defined in terms of bandwidth; you still pay scheduler overhead of 30% (closer to 70% for default-sized pipes) at full tilt but you're not losing any speed, as measured in github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…)); thanks for checking!Replying to @grawity – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp uuh. which system? GNU cat will always read+write and doesn't attempt any optimisation, busybox 1.30.1 cat uses sendfile(count=16M) which doesn't reflink (but coaxing voreutils cat to use copy_file_range() did, so?)наб ❧@gray_dot_bmp i.e. (1), (2); this holds for a file both smaller and bigger than 16M, as well as catting two files together, where copy_file_range() seems to share all blocks which is pretty fucking magic, too me. im just wondering where you saw that behaviour?Replying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_@ExplainThisBotReplying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atomicthumbs ya, the queue times are better than they had been, tooReplying to Robert Gerus (@ar@is-a.cat) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@arachnist besides the unsubscribe messagus being
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not really, I plaster that address everywhere3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1what the hell is star war day. fucking disnep momentнаб ❧1pLEASE i need PRODUCTнаб ❧WITH the jpeg of COURSE are you insane>??Replying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@oculisprimed why would you want that1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧lads, what the fuck IS dracutReplying to ᓚᘏᗢ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@xvrqt I'd've simply won the race 100% of the time.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧lads, today we're compressing firmware
salsa.debian.org/kernel-team/in…github.com/dracutdevs/dra…наб ❧incl. a certified dracut moment with
if ((strstr(value, "*") != 0 || strstr(value, "?") != 0 || strstr(value, "[") != 0)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧lmao GNU nohup just gives up if you close stderr. qualityнаб ❧bugs.debian.org/1010133; this is the 7th coreutils bug severe enough to get reported I have in the README :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧lol XPG2 literally describing logind KillUserProcesses= in 1987. systemd dislikers stay seethingReplying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@atomicthumbs marketing says PPS and the mfr site shows a window that says it's configurable to .02V but the firmware bundle I have doesn't seem to activate that text box (and has just a range of the common 5-20V voltages). I know @the6p4c was playing with it so they may well have something3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧23lmfao gitlab SSO has github federation, and if you cancel the github auth page it redirects you back to /auth, right. normal procedureнаб ❧22it's supposed to be /users/sign_in. /auth is a fucking profile pageнаб ❧2@gitlab fix your login page for crying out loudReplying to walking mirage – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@atomicthumbs i literally have one and it fucks super hard, yeahнаб ❧@atomicthumbs uhhhhhhhhhhhh found the bag – WIRTN PDC002 aliexpress.com/item/400002583…Replying to cohost.org/delan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani tell you hwat. as a 2700K user (although maxed out @ 16G and with a reasonable GPU), sandy bridge is still 100% more than fineнаб ❧1@dazabani (wherein more than fine is defined as performs better than 90% of the barrel dross i'm exposed to via my relatives' supposedly-recent computers)7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧battery bank :0наб ❧the manual says "check box for charge date, do NOT charge if never charged before that date". there's no dates, except a "Produce" one, on the box. how am I on the phone within fifteen minutes of buying new equipment but actual trash Just Works, alwaysнаб ❧apparently the max. time to store w/o charging is 6mo and this was manufactured in january so im not gonna care. support was useless, of courseнаб ❧haha one of the batteries is dead i thinkнаб ❧beeps appx. 1/min, came apparently 100% charged(!) and reports to be 100% charged at 80-whatever volts, but unplugged drops immediately to 73ish% and 76ishV; unplugged, at 370W load it predicts 90min, but that drops at appx. 1min/4-6sec.наб ❧(unsurprisingly, this behaviour is not covered by the manual)наб ❧according to a mail from the GreenCell "Complaints Specialist" they've accepted my returnReplying to Simulacra of a girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧424@gewt@Foone unfortunately, for IPv6 this is, AFAICT, a linked list of deduplicated fib6_nodes (8-9x pointer size), so there's no /hard/ limit; they're counted in u32 fib_rt_entries, so at 300+GB of kernel address space you're overflowing procfs statistics but it should keep working4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1mistakes abound. t-petterung = TBD github.com/systemd/system…наб ❧110.5hнаб ❧lore.kernel.org/util-linux/202…наб ❧:0 lore.kernel.org/util-linux/202… (but I think he also broke error reporting in his follow-up. ah well)13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2i spent the best part of an hour re-structuring netbsd script(1) to use poll(2) like I saw the util-linux one use in the strace, but gave up after i had `script -c 'for i in 0-10; do echo a; sleep 0.1; done; read -r a; echo a$a' < bigfile` hang on the stdin->pty write(2)наб ❧2(seemingly because even if POLLOUT is set, it'll block until it writes the whole buffer)наб ❧2((do you fore-see what the kicker is))наб ❧2yes, it's also fucking broken:наб ❧2this is hilarious to me because /the 4.4BSD-Lite implementation is impervious to this/ and BOTH of them derive from itнаб ❧13"util-linux regression against 4.4BSD-Lite (1995)" is definitely a fucking Time bugs.debian.org/1003095наб ❧FreeBSD also uses a single-process model (with select(2)). it's also broken. very cool. love that.наб ❧1my second FreeBSD bug in as many half-years, let's go for the same amount of comments!!!!! bugs.freebsd.org/bugzilla/show_…наб ❧2and its upstream! cgit.freebsd.org/src/commit/?id…
now, about that uname(1) being non-conformant with a two-line fix i outlined in the message thing,наб ❧:0 in what appears to be tradition in CVS users, the committer didn't notify me, but NetBSD script has -e now: cvsweb.netbsd.org/bsdweb.cgi/src…!! (but also the bit where i replaced system(3) with a symmetric exec was Very Controversial, so -e with -c always exits 143, patch pending)наб ❧and my dd convtabs patch too !! :)
cvsweb.netbsd.org/bsdweb.cgi/src…cvsweb.netbsd.org/bsdweb.cgi/src…cvsweb.netbsd.org/bsdweb.cgi/src…cvsweb.netbsd.org/bsdweb.cgi/src… (but let it be known that /I/ didn't miss this header)наб ❧fucking CVS broнаб ❧LFG. easter present from Karel to us all :0 bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11@eatijr blister of a great lordнаб ❧1@eatijr (do they call these a blister outside poland, they probably don't do they)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c well thats very doglylike of youReplying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ if by HRUT you mean HROT (and if not then I got no results) then I wouldn't disagree necessarily, in a similar vein to Peripeteia maybeReplying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetra_ ultrakill is, tonally and mechanically, like, a core movement shooter (not necessarily unlike ghostrunner except good), and doesn't appeal to zoomer sensibilities. vomitoreum may be closer maybe? but whatever the video is def. strikes goldReplying to Tetrahedron – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@greenTetra_ cruelty squad, obviously, but im missing how ultrakill's zoomer?Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧10@__phantomderp big fan of "even not", like. why would you even make your int'l conference be in the americas, much less the US, on consecutive years. DebConf 2020 and 2021 was in online, 2022 is in kosovo, 2023 is somewhere in india an 2024 is somewhere in israel lolнаб ❧16@__phantomderp it's probably cheaper for literally everyone involved, too, and you're not doing it in a reclusive racism empire you need a visa for for no good reason?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Statement Date: July 22, 19991 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧lol. lmfao.Replying to Marcin Skarbek – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek oh, in general I def. agree, in the case of automake, I /really/ wouldn't expect it to be any different from a plain rebuild1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2you vs the wyrm she tells you not to worry about1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧certified autohell moment!4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧BEGGING for the location of actually-fixed-width fonts through textнаб ❧1shouldn't've committed to writing this. this is a mistakeнаб ❧1turned out alright, all things considered, I think; esp. given dracut's propensity to, well, Not Thatнаб ❧github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧dark soulнаб ❧visiting anor londo with the squad (NOT CLICKBAIT)Replying to sasha – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@softminus canister of corn and I'll be alright1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧yourfaveisfromdorset tumblr com6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1haha! love laughing! guess which one is the original and which one is my rewrite that took way too long! :)наб ❧girls *love* running 4.5-hour testsuites. it's true!!наб ❧lol htop just gives up past 100hнаб ❧hehнаб ❧1>Files changed 620
hmнаб ❧woo it landed. another 3kL of zfs removed1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧oxide please hire me so i can excuse buying weird compute please thanksReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@eatijr i mean, my reference gargle for a samsung 1T rectangle said 6W typical 9W burst, looking now, a loose SATA 120G one says 1A, an equivalent PCIe one says 2A, and a long PCIe one says 2.91A, so I overestimated by an amp (but with the link itself and the middleware to handle it, eh)наб ❧@eatijr comparatively, three loose 2.5" disks say uh 1.1@5V, .7@5V, and 1@5V so they're all actually cheaper to keep running (this probably changes if you actually start/stop them a lot); im actually a little surprised as well, but GiB/s don't come cheap igReplying to Ed Maste – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@ed_maste nah, it's a direct import of github.com/illumos/illumo… from the illumos gate and i guarantee you writing it like this (there's line number arithmetic(!)) took /much/ more time than expressing it normally would'veReplying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eatijr not to mention not allocating 3A to the rectangle to save these many gigabytes and spinning up the CPU to have a filesystem to have how to save and compress them and. truly an insane take1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧band camp fri gay :0 nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/imperfex…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bro why the hell am i teething. im not 0.3 or 8 anymore. what the fuck.Replying to eater "cum carbonation" – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@eatijr real 4.0.0+really3.48.dfsg-1+b1 moments1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧im gonna fucking explode. what the hell /is/ nfs. lore.kernel.org/linux-nfs/2022…Replying to femb✦t – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__femb0t may i interest you in
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2bro what the hell my cat's spilling out what do i do1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1whats the deal with midwives. why would a wife be "mid". sounds like an inherently pogged category, too me.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2any yellow enjoyers in the chat?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2the 2-year-old sleeeeeper vs the 2-year-old cuuuuddlerнаб ❧2vs the 8-year-old consooooomerнаб ❧1vs the 9-year-old cleeeeeeeeeanerReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c brain wyrmReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c wouldn't that be a spider girl thing 🧐5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1in todays Doing Great moments i reviewed all instances of $? in the zfs testsнаб ❧frivolous 442 occurrences in 199 files down to justified 132 occurrences in 83 files apparently. just take me out back broнаб ❧1i know its a running gag that im just slowly removing zfs but net -2000 on the tests across "just the things I found" and two systematic prunes is a little on the nose even for meнаб ❧>10 files changed, 6 insertions(+), 914 deletions(-)
and that's from just.. removing unused functions w/git -C tests/ grep ^function | grep -vFe '.lua:' -e '.zcp:' | while IFS=":$IFS" read -r _ _ fn _; do [ $(git -C tests/ grep -wF $fn | head -2 | wc -l) -eq 1 ] && echo $fn; doneнаб ❧overall, ive finally redistributed the shit commits and im at -3742 net with
> 624 files changed, 3101 insertions(+), 6843 deletions(-)
and im fucking done with this, plus ive found too many bugs to count, incl. "half the rsend ones are literal no-ops" and github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c lmfao. always5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2huh, didn't expect the non-3G Kindle Keyboard to have a Mini PCI, uh, dildo instead of the WWAN cardнаб ❧2screwed /and/ glooped in. filth!!наб ❧2:0 funny cansнаб ❧2yoo i don't think the marketing said a word of this at launch but the backplate is like literal solid magnesium? dopeнаб ❧1unrelatedly, if you're in the business for an AnyDATA DTP-600W, you know who to callReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp i mean, yeah, it's stoolman, soReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp isnt this literally just what emacs does by default and you wouldn't even notice1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5hi :0Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp real 2ton.com.au/rwasa/ momentsReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani@gayafhannah i mean, easy mistake to make, right? i'd expect "tea milk" to be the tea counterpart to "coffee milk", and, hence, not contain coffee for obvious reasons?6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4im somehow getting both curl and libcurl to CURLE_OUT_OF_MEMORY which is great because it's described variably as (1), (2), and (3), this system is not remotely under memory pressure, and it's free to overcommit as usual. it doesn't even make it to sending the request. im gonna cнаб ❧1haha. this is because of --cacert/CURLOPT_CAINFO. passing --insecure works around it. what the fuck.наб ❧and it works on 7.81.0-1 but not 7.82.0-1+b1. very cool.наб ❧2aa. github.com/curl/curl/issu…наб ❧:v bugs.debian.org/1007739наб ❧nagging the maintainer with a proof, patch, example, and pre-tested solution actually works?????????? bugs.debian.org/1007739#292 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3my brain is like that dancing cow 100% of the timeнаб ❧1all together now, youtube.com/watch?v=HIPQQ4…Replying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@oculisprimed someone who tells you to change your passphrase from passphraseReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sehetw no, every system with curl 7.82 will fail if you set --cacert/CURLOPT_CAINFOReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp normal day :)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp uuh. you're not gonna get an i386 triple for linux for the very simple reason that linux hasn't supported i386 for years now. if the program is expecting a specific (i[3456]86-) arch single then it's broken because different distributions call their i686 ABI different thingsReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp a quick glance at packages.debian.org/search?searcho… shows you probably want one of libc6-dev-i386-cross or libc6-dev-amd64-i386-cross?Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp did you check if there's a package that provides those paths at all?Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp okay? one's the i686 cross libc-dev and the other's i686 libc-dev, what seems to be the issue?Replying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sehetw except the only work-around for "curl ENOMEMs when I tell it explicitly the one certificate I trust" is "don't validate certificates at all". so.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5wo-fucking-wee that's a /low/ barReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@oculisprimed shrizza.наб ❧@oculisprimed (yes. it's pretty okay so long as you don't overcook it, which is why they're cold, freshly unfrozen, going in. if i gave them 2 more minutes to get slightly warmer I'd also've gotten colour on them from the broiler, but still entirely acceptable)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2piza 6/8 for my grandma's name day :03 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2uuh. uuh. uuuuuuuh. UUUUHнаб ❧norepro with cp -pr/tar/dump|undump *but* 100% repro on mounted filesystem both on the original sid 8.32-4.1 and bullseye 8.32-4+b1, from within and without. huh.наб ❧1bugs.debian.org/1007777 + funy number :0:05 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧so there's "unicode" module in zfs, obviously sucked straight off the illumos gate, right, it supports two unicode versions – U8_UNICODE_500 and U_U_320, right, the 320 one is unused so I'm removing it, right.
>4133 lines, 161905 characters selected
is one half of one tableнаб ❧git show HEAD:include/sys/u8_textprep_data.h | wc
35376 291040 1477745
1.4M(!) of straight tables. half of which are /never/ used. probably have never /been/ used in OpenZFS.наб ❧* The "[0]" at the above indicates this is for Unicode Version 3.2.0 data
* as of today. Consequently, the "[1]" indicates another Unicode version
* data and it is Unicode 5.0.0 as of today.наб ❧assuming 0 alignment, I just pruned 150978 bytes out of .rodata lol
also, myers diff goes fucking nuts on this lmaoнаб ❧168448 actually, heh github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1big fan of american companies shoehorning "state/province" fields into cc/order info. like bro why do you care im in małopolska. would you discriminate against me if i put in śląskнаб ❧2>name on the card
i enter the name
>only latin characters are allowed
bro it's one or the other my card is literally stamped with diacritics. what do you want me to do. the street name was fine with diacritics in!! why isn't this bit!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2y'know what? sounds pretty dope. i wanna get containerised, sign me upнаб ❧1damn bro, they sold this way too well. i want to play this. sounds dope as hell. dockerise me.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧twitter notepad because I will forget – sed -n 'H;/]$/bend;d;:end s/.*//;x;s/\n//g;p' .cargo/.crates.toml to make it single-line3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1haha. lmao. github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…наб ❧12not every day do you find a 100% false-positive rate test, silent data loss, and an inode leak of that data before brekky for the low-low price of "lol why is this log_err don't we call this log_fail?"наб ❧1/highly/ disturbing that firefox didn't red-underline brekky1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1damn... ontologically destroyed first thing :/Replying to æ ⎎ ii – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@frameslip cum?Replying to femb✦t – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__femb0t damn....... shes just like me fr fr (i only know what half the solvents im using are)Replying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sehetw huh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1can someone please explain to me why exactly an iDRAC6/IPMI would be offline after a power loss scenario. AFAICT my only recourse was to click the whole system back on manually. what the hellReplying to Manish – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@ManishEarth real półwysep hours3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧8think its a bit big for me, ladsнаб ❧6its good when you can fit in a coat 1.5 times, right?наб ❧2disturbing direction we're barrelling toward that i feetposted without thinking twice about it.Replying to Todd Gamblin / @tgamblin@hachyderm.io – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@tgamblin@__phantomderp@spackpm haven't, but that may just be because my support matrix includes NetBSD but not Cray.Replying to Todd Gamblin / @tgamblin@hachyderm.io – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@tgamblin@__phantomderp
наб ❧1@__phantomderp pkgsrc if you're down bad ig but pkgsrc is a finely-moulded Nothing. which is good for the type of system and installation model pkgsrc targets. so in 120% of the C Package Manager :) cases you're better off doing a pkgsrc package because it has a chance to actually be worthwhile
Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c JOM (jeans COM) moduleнаб ❧2@the6p4c a more terrifying thought, and one that haunted me first, was Java COM, but (a) no, (b) no, (c) at that point why not J++ COM, and (d) it's good horror because I assume it's possible, in use, and generating >2 billion dollars in revenue annuallyReplying to badidea 🪐 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@0xabad1dea i mean, that's fundamentally what Busybox, uh, is, isn't it? if you aren't being pedantic, it is as coreutils, which is an operating system; if you are, then if you configure it with init, it's a system in the same way as coreutils+initscripts+dash or coreutils+systemd+bash areнаб ❧@0xabad1dea (admittedly, the context given in the second tweet renders this a false dichotomy at best, but if you consider 1BSD or V7 an "operating system", and I do, then so is busybox)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1holy shit they bedazzled
bedazzled the syncmaster1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧I don't know, Walt!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧bright yellow's a princess :0наб ❧🧐4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧this is the second session, I think I spent easily twice this much time on thisнаб ❧the gabriel fight can suck my shit hamburger style, cheap fucking piece of garbageнаб ❧lads: what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.наб ❧true, true, that's true; y'know what? that's pretty true.
(also: no balls for breaking so quickly)Replying to Marcin Skarbek – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbekReplying to hazel – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@afewbruises hi :0 nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/cinque1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bandcamp friday. nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧The Magic of MANPATH (well, in this case more The Magic of PATH Inference, but still)наб ❧this is as nauseatingly boring as it is quite magical to see unfold and just work, too meReplying to foone🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@Foone no but it like.. literally does?Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧19@iximeow if only we had some way to avoid executing data by accident :/ until then, I'm a strict ASCII string/insn encoding exclusionistнаб ❧2@iximeow (that being said, the amount of branding strings .ascized into .text just before/after the code in (usually) cryptography code you're probably literally running right now doesn't bear thinking about)Replying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ this is a Normal thing to do because you *did* push the commit because you created refs/tags/tagname which points at it, which means you needed to upload it, but you did *not* change refs/heads/branchname to point to itнаб ❧1@__eater__ (if it was a signed/messaged commit, then refs/heads/tagname points to a tag object, which transitively points to the commit itself, I guess. there's very little /to/ git)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧damn, bro; nice choir — you preach to that shit?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧gamer dwarf bath water 🥺наб ❧learning a lot about dwarf fortress, not the least of which is that the nobles therein are modelled after real nobility (me (very annoying))Replying to Gabe K – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@gabe_k okay im having issues parsing this, what the hell is МЭИЦ supposed to be i genuinely dont see it1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧holy shit bro look at me im stealing two million dollars from the new york times rn foreign.nabijaczleweli.xyz/pub/wordle/Wor…Replying to sarah – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@winocm yu-gi-oh math rock :0Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c listing mesel on alibaba like2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3wow thank.s :0наб ❧2this is moments after it decided that the battery thats in it is not in it actually btw4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧wow VERY cool, thanks, Mail Server <no-reply@outlook.com> that.. bounced my URGENT ACTION REQUIRED mail from aws off.. gmail?
there's a 5.3k HTML part too, but I like the plain "Test Mail", better. esp. since i got another (identical?) one dated 08:13:22 later, greylisted 39035sнаб ❧left: the one from 23h, right: the one from 08h. the raw diff is really not that intriguing, beside I think this literally being composed in some insane microsoft WYSIWYGнаб ❧okay no this is worse when viewed in a graphical browser what in the fuck.наб ❧the address is a link to #NOP(?)
23 link: firebasestorage.googleapis.com/v0/b/polastisc…
08 link: firebasestorage.googleapis.com/v0/b/server-ve…
which are... (a) wha. what on earth, (b) POSTing my first three tries and then redirecting to nabijaczleweli.xyz. fucking ace.
(also twitter broke ZWNJs?)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧GONG(I) – evaluate process performance
The evaluation is performed by a set of three ‘‘panelist’’ routines. If any of these routines is not amused by the performance, the process is sent the gong(II) signal.
/dev/ding.dong is the standard gong.наб ❧I mean, they were really wilding in the seventies, as usual, but "On the Applicability of Gonging to the Performance and Merit Review Process, Journal of Irreproducible Results, vol. 263, issue 19, pp. 253-307.", like damn bro, could like narrow it down a bit maybe?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧thanks, doug :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1[induces psychosis in your warfarin] sahrry, sahry1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧holy shit bro just wait 'til american pundits find out you can speak english, russian, and your native language and its like not a big deal. just imagine the fucking day.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧really worthwhile momentsReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetrah real politicians moment huh3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2either juat caught a malaise or acquiesced low-key high-key smoke/CO poisoning. if i dont make it til the morrow kiss the big yellow from meнаб ❧1blacked out and hit my head at night in the bathroom. ive regained the ability to speak english over the last half an hour but reading back discord messages i was absolutely a scary like brain problemнаб ❧1definitely in the top 10 worst moments of my life. i spent literal minutes crafting each and it just.. wasnt workingReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw sometimes i worry i don't drive these gags hard enough, and im always happy to find out that there ain't no way to be too blunt1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i come across maths academics/MATLAB complainers on my TL semi-regularly and, dunno, it seems pretty okay and vaguely irrelevant for today's day and age (then again, you could say the same thing about dc/bc, so)?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2this shit (left) is in the official upstream. at *dell*/dkms. just.. how? how do you write this and think "yeah this is good." it's an optimal use of my and the users' time. dkms is written in bash btw. github.com/dell/dkms/pull…Replying to Trynity – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@evilgaywitch the only actual noun that refers to the product in this is "roast" btw, everything else is saying how good it is (well, /that/ it's quality, which, thank.s). AFAICT more words are spent describing the 201{4,5,6} "world product" нижегород fair grand prix than the bag's contents1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3will you compute with him 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1one day the macintosh will support standard PC104 keyboards :) too bad that's too difficult with today's limited computing power :/5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧13наб ❧1github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…наб ❧3oh sweet jesus piss, nerd alert!!наб ❧but then i produced two separate 140- and 171-file PRs (+1718 -2863 sum!) today, so who's the loser here (it's still me)наб ❧just wait for the one where i replace the boolean_t (FUCK boolean_t) with actual god-forsaken _Bool. 7.5k in 418 files by git grep, /half/ of all *.[chS] (could run it automatically ig, but (a) what's the point, (b) == B_TRUE is pervasive, and (c) it's достопримечательности)Replying to Big Brand Bullshit™ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@ErisMeatPuppet don't care, didn't ask, plus you're ba^Wgay1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1"a + b + ratio" is the new "don't care, didn't ask, plus you're bald"; regress :/Replying to Tyrone Rodriguez ( ● ︿●) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@tyronerodriguez i can't even derive what the Polish one is supposed to be. it should be like Czech – "w dupie mam"/"mam to w dupie" ("I've it in my ass"); for a more severe version (as in you actively don't care) you'd go with "mam wyjebane" which you'd be extremely hard-pressed to transliterateReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c "∈ ∅" imo2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧ive found the origin of sscjm and i feel a months-long void has been unvoidedнаб ❧Super Sucker Cum Jetting Machine.Replying to femb✦t – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__femb0t narrow cleft for beer def. sus imoнаб ❧@__femb0t either shut it entirely and just compare still to barrel or somehow make it much wider but still avoid the scandies ig? bad chart6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2ive gotten fa^Wmail about my Thought-Through Poasts two or three times now, and the User-Agent is always some cursed bullshit like Gnus lolнаб ❧this is not disparagement (i mean, how could i possibly, as a known NeoMutt dog-fooder (hehe)), but it's just horribly on-brand in a way i didn't anticipateнаб ❧cool. love when an off-hand comment about odd systems in my spec is the only way to make a system bootable now apparently, because that's a cool regression to have github.com/systemd/system…наб ❧1no okay i take it back i was just subjected to the GNU quoting style againнаб ❧lets fucking gooo, 9 months in the fucking making github.com/systemd/system…наб ❧:0 github.com/systemd/system…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧219unicode enthusiasts getting married, call that hand unification1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧we need to make doing dumbass shit like SCSU make sense again imoReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c you should generally avoid posting those to a list, however; very easy mistake to makeReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c in casual parlance this is known as "patches welcome :)" i thinkReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani did you install on btrfs? for some reason (maybe because i grew up with xp) the concept of xp-on-btrfs is the funniest fucking thing and iirc you can Just do that and its appx. as stable as on competing solutionsReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12@dazabani the pre-2.6 git repository's a good read (mostly the release messages w/commentary), the shit that used to go in and out and then back in again is, comparatively, mind-blowing. the timeline's absolutely nuts half the time too, like 3 releases in 16h (cf. lwn.net/Articles/86143…)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2this bread brought to you by the little dudes who be fartin5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2why the FUCK is mail(1) exploding with
mail: symbol lookup error: mail: undefined symbol: mu_stream_timed_getdelim
in 1:3.14-1 now. how does this happen. i can't imagine what the fucking reasoning is going to be (defaulting to "GNUwno" for now)наб ❧2with each passing day im That much closer to switching over to s-nail even before v15.0наб ❧2reporting grave on mailutils at 5am like a maniac bugs.debian.org/1003755наб ❧1doesnt beat the casual slow-burn one-severity-per-mail bump from important all the way to critical in bugs.debian.org/998867 thoughнаб ❧currently engaging in very delicate and highly erotic severity danceReplying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__eater__ sexual gone cinnamon challenge??!??!?5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2who'd've thought two-day-old remnants of a rotisserie chicken carcass would work so well as a seven-minute noodleнаб ❧1(well, I'd've thought, but had I spared another I'd've'd noticed the "No MSG" on the bag and tripled the salt. alas.)наб ❧in a brilliant move, i saved refuse from once-extracted chicken, ovenned it, and re-extracted, alongside cleaning out the older stuff from the fridge. this did /not/ take seven minutes, but did look like stomach contents prior to removing the tortured chicken remainsнаб ❧nevertheless i must've done /some/thing right because it doesn't need extra saltнаб ❧grey remains unphased. im starting to think cats are anti-agriculture :/2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧liking ops is my biggest character flaw (← clueless)наб ❧hm. as i wrote this, to obtain the left arrow, i did `echo '\(<-' | nroff | clip` instead of googling itReplying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__eater__ just пии imo, no need to put too much sauce on itReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c indeed, I just cropped out (1), which i picked for doing a dumb face; it seems that in my quest to make "shitty fake clickbait" i made "actual clickbait but just not very good"3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4unbelievable!наб ❧3such powerful click-bait and no-one even dared engage :/ truly an indictment of the tweeting classнаб ❧2when yuo see a poast.Replying to cohost.org/ariashark – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@Ar1aAU yeah i dont think ive ever seen it used in earnest, and even then i havent managed to discern any actual consistent meaning2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4yeah im btfo (bummed the fuck out)наб ❧3googled what the canonical expansion of BTFO is after posting. this is middling.3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hate it when i, as an author, am LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION. really binds my balls.наб ❧1(also, didnt it get released on a different version? do javascripters not check their dependency updates?). thats my fill of Current Events for the month.наб ❧((saw the headline again (mistake). my mans didnt sabotage shit. he posted code in the usual place under the usual conditions with his legitimate credentials. shut the fuck up.))Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c this is just greylistingнаб ❧1@the6p4c okay, no, that depends on the quality on the originating MX; i have gotten registration mails with 15-minute-expiration links after two fucking hours before, soнаб ❧1@the6p4c (bonus points if they use a different mx for re-sending so you need to snipe one of the 7 mx?.site.jpeg endpoints; i cant imagine that site sent+received more than a 200 mails a day; is this what SaaSing your mails ends up as?)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧never sleeping The Recommended Amount again; i had dreams, this shit sucksReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c sus pdmsнаб ❧1@the6p4c sory sorry im tyring to deletei tReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧9@the6p4c DEVELOPER 1 takes out a blowtorch, a small anvil, hammer, and TIG filler rods, and reforges his fork to have a bronze inlay, which doesn't appear to impact performance. This process takes approximately twenty-five minutes. He refuses to order before he's done.наб ❧2@the6p4c okay this is probably less funny if you havent seen the Super People crafting animation1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧we have peaked in video gameing when the yakuza 2 guy bonks into a door and he recoils a bitReplying to foone🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@Foone cowgirls of the world, unite!! :/Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c@astraleureka caddr_t gangReplying to the vessel of morganna – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@astraleureka out of those two: variable, obviously, but this is a false dichotomy imo. where my centre pointers at2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1[exorcises yuor consistutional rights] whered u go ⌀щ⌀наб ❧1@the6p4c this plagued me for three solid hours as i was offline last night. this is less than nothing. its a poast vacuum1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1yeah haha im, like, so random lol!! *induces a catastrophic pool failure*1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who speedslides on the freeway on his way to work1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1western-european languages, or "latin distributions",Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a as I hope you understand, i've carefully avoided running any analysis because i scrolled through the first three pages of screen.c#main after getting "core dumped" in an undump{able,ed} scenario and decided id actually sooner die; sorry2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧installed screen because i wanted to run a vm overnight. its telling me "screen caught signal 11. (core dumped)". i have ulimit -c 0. strace says its getting a SIGABRT. /run/screen is filling up. what the fuck.наб ❧GNU moment! bugs.debian.org/10032571 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧gcc __attribute__((section( doesn't let you specify flags and modes like gas .section does. society.6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1absolutely fucking kicking mesel, just spent the past god-damned two hours looking through my firefox history/linux-pre2.6/kernel.org-pub to find what fucking bdflush was called again after having looked at- and having been mesmerised by it like half a year agoнаб ❧FINALLY. bdflushd-1.6.2 -> assembly -> lighter version of the cache flushing thing for laptopsнаб ❧yes, those are keywords, because yes i will forget again, and I'll, again, search through my tweets to find it, but this time I won't get all the way back to the 2015 cringeнаб ❧all of this just to reference the updated/bdflushd in my sync(1) when noting 4.4BSD update(8) (which, now that I've found it: lol, the nomenclature here and the 30-second timer is 0% chance an accident)наб ❧> There's a bit confusion between two names "bdflush" and "update". Currently, executable is called update, but it is compiled from bdflush.c and authors refer to it as to bdflush.наб ❧return... 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧top: V5, bottom: V4. VERY cool and normal for a program that's supposed to insure your data lol2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧good bug when third OP comment starts "Slept at 07:47 at home.", specs hotplug down to which holes two sticks entered, links lenovo model pages for EVERYthing, "Before leaving work yesterday afternoon, at 16:13", "At home this morning (early hours): … woke the computer at 02:16"наб ❧I mean, I'd be equally paranoid if my pools reported 16EiB free: github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…, to be fair (also, that was AGONY to golf down to 280)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1what if we were both patterns 👉👈 and we autosuggested 🥺Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c hm.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1truly an indictment of the rustup ecosystem that i managed to build dis.@yaxpeax.net for its native wasm target and could usefully apply the build errors to bump yx-superh up to 1.0.0 without getting void-called onceнаб ❧2i cargo built and it just worked. took a bit longer than usual i guess but who cares. what's the damn point. i thought this was going to be "building for wasm just to feel something" like that one time i did c++ (those were good three hours, nothing got done) but i feel nothingReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧10@the6p4c she was wg14, she was glibc, need i make it any more obvious?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@the6p4c i just let'er rip tbh i dont think ive said a single cohesive sentence out loud in yearsReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw 4.4BSD-Lite doesn't have this bug (i.e. doesnt deadlock, because there's two processes). all extant implementations (incl. util-linux, Net/Open/FreeBSD) have it as their common ancestor5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2apparently, and this is very cool, docs@netbsd.org accepts your mail even if you're not subscribed; tech-userlevel@ doesn't, and, get this: straight-up devnulls it. Why? Who knowsнаб ❧1I also don't know if I never got a reply for my docs@ mails because or if it archives but doesn't forward to the list. Love too majordomo (also, neither of them say they're members-only).наб ❧1also also: tech-userlevel@ accepted 1-6/6 of my patchset but ate my cover letter twice. LOVE TOO MAJORDOMOнаб ❧1also, majordomo <2 (such as that used for the netbsd lists) doesn't let you configure mail delivery. why. i NEVER want to subscribe to a list im posting to.наб ❧2ooohh budDYYYYYReplying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron :0 lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0011-OneMix3-W…Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a > ezmlm is mailing list management software (MLM) by Daniel J. Bernstein. It is similar to GNU Mailman and Majordomo but only works with the qmail mail
ah, yes, djb, a mediocre gnu project, a shit-tier perl program, and fucking qmail of all things in one sentence. good god.Replying to @orcmum – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@fucking_dildos a guy with a fat ass crawls around (hence the Snake thing?) in military encampments taking out high-value targets while having a telenovella happen to him over shortwave radioнаб ❧1@fucking_dildos like, i know on a logical level that there's "plot" and "deep deliberation on the concept of war" but AFAICT it's just a boss rush with funny sound effects3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5just walked like 3.5h consecutive, its hotly debated whether I still "have hips"наб ❧6anyway, с новым годом or whateverнаб ❧2good boots will change your life, dude; the hip wear is as expected but my knees are in pristine state. schmoovement tech as comparatively incredible as it is unsurprisingReplying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4@__eater__ topologically, on average, slightly more than 0, right?наб ❧2@__eater__ of course, traditional wisdom says "between 1 and 1+the amount of the user's prince alberts", but then is it really a hole if it serves the business need of hooking your knob on your pant/does that hold in today's un-hooked pants era? the HMRC needs to opine on this imo1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧hyperbolic, nevertheless cold take: the more letters around the "sh" in a shell executable basename, the worse it isReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@dazabani@FakeUnicode fuckin A. next-level shit.Replying to cketti – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@cketti I did; you see how that's somehow even worse, though, right?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1if i were a tiny bit more unhinged id post shit like "bitches out here really pretending they're sulfite-free. please. #containssulfites" but this is a fake moral panic i don't support (unlike the good moral panics that exist, are my friends, and are good, such as birds)наб ❧(turns out its non-obvious to formulate a gag that works as a "birds are actually real and theyre our friends" moral panic in the context of a blatantly bird-free world when birds do actually exist, the audience for that is narrow, and without belabouring the point beyond belief)12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5one of my favourite openbsd features is how the documentation is false for no good reasonнаб ❧3OpenBSD script(1) says
> script will exit with the status of 0 unless any of its child processes fail, in which case, script will return 1.
And, guess what, shock of shocks: no it doesn't. Unless setup fails (it won't) `script -c false` exits 0.наб ❧1NetBSD script(1) is not plagued by this because it doesn't mention exit codes at all, because it just exits 0 always. OpenBSD attempts to shoehorn exit code handling into the 4.4BSD-Lite impl (which is kinda fucked in its own right), just straight-up fails, and lies it doesn't.наб ❧2blergh, now i remember why i don't like writing in deep 4.4 derivativesнаб ❧1lmao. if you have a mailing list, please oh please make it so it won't be so :v (DMARC failures tagged in (1))наб ❧1it's normal to get a few aggregate reports when pooosting (indeed, that's what they're for), but by god what the fuck is this. I've never seen this happen before. this really is the power of OpenBSD!!наб ❧1hm, @dazabani is OpenBSD really always like this or do I keep holding it wrong because I'm not bought in?наб ❧6the official archives link points to marc.info, which is very cool and not at all a piece of shit that explicitly sets charset=CP1252, doesn't transcode mails to it, /fails to decode/ GB2312 RFC2036-encoded headers, but does decode GB2312 bodies, and illegally breaks them at 80наб ❧6fun fact: decoding RFC2036 and reinterpreting those bytes under the default encoding du jour (inv. CP1525) is also what outlook does. unlike the above, it requires a business relationship with and commercial licence from microsoft. who said you can't get enterprise quality free?наб ❧1this is also where i post the patchset: mail-archive.com/misc@openbsd.o…наб ❧1look! look! it's possible!!!!! you can decode mails that arent in 7-bit ascii!! the chinese one works too: mail-archive.com/misc@openbsd.o…!!!! it's truly a new era (1997)наб ❧2at 39 DMARC reports just off these 4 posts now lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3maybe im like too young or whatever, but i don't get the pokemon thing. why does everyone above the age of 27 seemingly have 300 sets of id/jpeg/6 moves/lore memorised. how, rather, maybeReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12@dazabani has had for a while, the openzfs issue is as hilarious as it is ten years old: github.com/openzfs/zfs/is… (though, reading it back now, it seems that some madlad actually wrote it)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2i thought we were getting shelled; apparently not so! truly joyousReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c gas:pclmulqdq.S:25:11: warning: unmatched lea/fea pair [-Wlost-effective-addresses]Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c agree 100%1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧6she lea on my rip till i stallReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp LEA momentReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp as a wise man once said: "two integers" is just "one integer twice as long"наб ❧1@__phantomderp (x86, at all compat levels, is segmented to right old fuck, you're probably sucking down those 4-level pages like it's no tomorrow /right now/)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp a pointer is just an integer with fucked-up arithmetic operators. this is like discussing if casting between one of the four different 32-bit integer types retains your final integer's kosherness imoReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp void* is like char* but shit and uintptr_t is like char* but not a pointer anymore, but otherwise they're roughly equivalent, right? (if the standard underspecifies this as a "dont try it bucko!" then thats a "lol" moment, an architecture where it doesnt hold is inconceivable)наб ❧@__phantomderp (rather, I don't see the problem here; so long as [A, A+sizeof(T)) is mapped doing *(T*)A is, like, fine; so is memset((void*)A, 69, sizeof(T) and whatever)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp certified uintptr_t moment1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧why am i seeing blohajar vore algorecs3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧111this is from a microSD card, always on for threeish years. incredible, being to see the rot so well and literallyнаб ❧1gave it a few rounds on a bank of neodymia, it's, hm. not necessarily what I expected?наб ❧it seems to be as I'd thought: only actually moving it within the field does damage (eddy current moment), and statically being in a field does jack shit. output incinerated.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1tea towel set, "hermione's" & "hismione's"наб ❧1christ i must've been poorly last night, what the fuck1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧*advances your persistent threat like a 4X stat*Replying to @eatijr – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@__eater__ grub.. shouldn't (I'd say doesn't but its grub) have any sort of GPU support? AFAIK it should just be efifb, right?наб ❧1@__eater__ (turns out I'm full of shit, there *are* video drivers but they all seem to just be for different platforms (fb, bochs, vga, &c.); OTOH videoinfo should list a video mode to set in gfxmode)наб ❧1@__eater__ so you can't select a GPU since the platform /is/ the GPU but you can probably coax it to pick a more sensible one from the list if the default gfxmode=auto doesn't1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2holy shit they made
made tinned beans into a real thing1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1girls LOVE it when you tell them about the fucked-uppest parts of your favourite fucked up little unix2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3one of the weirdest things in high-level american decision-making is how 9/11 was a Big Deal over there but their emergency number thing is also 911. what's up with that, why would you pick that.наб ❧2independently insane it's neither 112 nor 999/998/997 like literally everywhere else but that's the american baseline4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2no talk me, in a primordial rangeнаб ❧1Fastlнаб ❧note also that the install which made the Windows.old folder took like an hourish. how it's managing to project 16 hours is beyond me. it also took 20+ minutes to actually, like, count the files (for whatever reason)?наб ❧the bottom panel is correct. the top one SOMEHOW isn't. what the fuck is this!!!!!! how does it happen!!!
(don't get fooled by the acronis installer, all changes made in this very diskmgmt.msc widow)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1have to reply to a friend on an IM so I'm writing my two-week mail backlog insteadнаб ❧haveing a very normal one!!наб ❧bad time, all fronts; whats new5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3lads, serious question, how much does working at facebook suck?наб ❧2(this is 100% in relation to an e-mail from an @fb.com address in my mailbox)наб ❧seeing a lot of faves, not a lot of takes. i require takes. please give me your takes.наб ❧I guess it's true what they say: Facebook by any other name /does/ smell just as sickly.наб ❧i did it, i poosted. i hate it here. this sucks.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as the USPS, is in fact, UPU/USPS, or as I've recently taken to calling it, UPU plus USPS. USPS is not a mail delivery system unto itself, but rather another distributed component of a fully functioning UPU accord,Replying to polycultic ⚔️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧17@p0lycult1c unixReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp@RyanAlban1 aave c compiler whenReplying to Ryan Alban – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@RyanAlban1@__phantomderp some would say that's uintptr_t (that exists, and it's uintptr_t or [s]size_t, depending on your mood), others would continue in the 16-bit word tradition (this also exists, it's the WinAPI WORD typedef. it's also insane. the berkeley kernel has words & qwords. they're different)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp haha! lol. lmao.Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp it's the register width on a pdp-11, you always by definition return oneнаб ❧2@__phantomderp it's not a shock, really, int is the default, always, until specified otherwise. i mean, what else would you return? longs didn't exist until I want to say V6? V7?ish and couldn't be unsigned. a char makes no sense (you've already returned a full word). so: what else?наб ❧2@__phantomderp remember that this is the language that doesn't have namespaced fields:
наб ❧3in the periodic "C a[x] is *(a + x) sugar" moral panic people forget that in pre-K&R C, val.field and (&val)->field are, literally, *(decltype(field) *)((char *)&val + offsetof(field)). with all the implications thereof.
2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧dae "find inc[cursor here] -type f -exec wc -l {} + | tail -1" and Tabbing errors with "bash: COMP_POINT: substring expression < 0"?наб ❧1fixed in upstream bash-completion apparently: bugs.debian.org/1002010?Replying to ＯＮ｟⩑｠ＡＩＲ Tom, KG4CYX 📡 BLM 𓅭𓅰𓆏🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@VXO GOODRAM branding1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1im with ma booooooooooysReplying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eng1nqueer@oculisprimed as i worried, then, on both fronts. thanks :/2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧bold statements from redhatters on the wg14 mailing list todayнаб ❧just because fedora^WRH doesn't see fit to support the third x86 architecture doesn't mean nobody cares about it. by this metric you could discount approximately half of devices that are actively running a binux port1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1let's go2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2is dutch just uwuified germanicнаб ❧1noooo dont uwuify the ubersprache your so sexy haha1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i am single-handedly bringing se^W the distinction between voiced and unvoiced ch and h back to Polish1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1love a funny little gag! for fuck's sake.Replying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@__eater__ the annoying bitch in me says CC0, the diminutive rest says 0BSDнаб ❧1@__eater__ <- this user is an anti-Foundation hard-linerReplying to sasha – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@catdoggirlboy692 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1given how "downloading more RAM" is the exemplary pure computing scam, absolutely hysterical that zram is literally that, it actually works, and is a real-life panaceumнаб ❧2consider this frenchman. he installed systemd/zram-generator yesterday and not only is he speaking human tongue ahead of schedule, he's also downloaded an additional 22.5% of RAM into his laptop1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11your girl says gn but you see her aptposting a half-hour later. wyd?7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3Your message has been sent to the package maintainer(s):
APT Development Team <deity@lists.debian.org>
ah, yes.наб ❧normal day. bugs.debian.org/1002021
at least it only shows it for the native architectureнаб ❧APT dialect kinda sucks btw. not to mention the atrocious formatting that is purportedly clang-formatted but, uh, isn't.
yes, that's three-space indent with three-space continuations and 8-space tabs also sometimes, no clue when (UseTab: Always apparently??)наб ❧1it's not every day you manage to come up with something actively worse than emacs indent!
its like unusable, and the correct way to format it is to pipe git diff into clang-format-diff, it sucks SO much, no wonder people dont write patches :v bugs.debian.org/1002021#10наб ❧also std::endl. std::endl!!!!!!!!!!! its simultaneously optimised out the shitter in every way possible and somehow also babby's first C++ porngramнаб ❧also, this is the only file i touched - a .cc that ends up in libapt-private.so - and every time i rebuilt all 187 C++ objects. a real CMakeMoments.txt listнаб ❧1also also, every single one has at least two warnings from a common header, most have many more. its a fun soup to wade through when ninja stops 273 lines after the error in the single file im interested inReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetrah bro have you seen computing. its all a cargo cult ritual. nobody knows why or how this shit works 90% of the time27 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4on today's installment of File Descriptor Crimes we're setting ZFS dataset keys from an in-memory bufferнаб ❧2im tired, hence a take: C is actually good but only if you write it in Modern C++™наб ❧3why the fuck does everything related to TPMs suck so goddamn muchнаб ❧1ive managed to have it not tell me to go fuck myself, and, honestly, this feels like an accomplishmentнаб ❧1hooly shit holyshithily shtiнаб ❧112 hours and 250 lines of dismal C++ and I've managed to [checks notes] seal a string in a TPM like three lines of shell could've. good investmentнаб ❧ELF is very good formatнаб ❧forced to use something other than the C preprocessor for manpages because GNU CPP chokes on markdown headings in traditional mode, but im not happy about itнаб ❧heheheнаб ❧okay cool, so if you wanted to do TPM-encrypted ZFS datasets, tzpfms (catchy name!) will help you do so (if you have a TPM 2.0 and don't need to do it automatically or in the initrd for now): sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧name a more iconic trio; I'll waitнаб ❧friendship ended with GDB, now the dynamic linker is my best friendнаб ❧1now with support for both TPM2 and TPM1.X devices, as well as passwords for the devices and keys! git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧good news: diversions aren't required to inject a custom key loader into initramfs-tools
bad news: im doing "sed -i $DESTDIR/scripts/zfs" and other assorted crimes in a hook insteadнаб ❧very cool how you can say plymouth show-splash and hide-splash, but you can't just ask plymouth what the splash's status actually isнаб ❧this is how you know that the nomenclature is good, actuallyнаб ❧sealing data works on swtpm, doesn't on hardware, because "Bad parameter". fun! :)наб ❧1turns out an empty PCR set is not valid, but a null object is; six hours and/of cross-validating against tpm_sealdata(1) for the n+1th time, this took meнаб ❧i've convinced tcsd to start in the initrd, and it's listening on 127.0.0.1:30003 and [::1]:30003, but adding loopback addresses only makes programs time out when they during connect(2)? whyнаб ❧this tweet brought to you by: My Hubris #adнаб ❧1this initrd is doing so many crimesнаб ❧2wrote a preprocessor in a suitable programming language instead of whining i don't have one again :)наб ❧tzpfms v0.1.0 now out – git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… – supporting TPM2 and TPM1.X local or remote devices, dracut (except no-systemd) and initramfs-tools in all configurations for root-on-ZFS! get it while it's hot, &c.наб ❧1as ever: paclage :) debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz/READMEнаб ❧1turns out i have this root tweet set as Website on the hub, so the PCR ordeal needs to be linked here, too
наб ❧29haha fun fact: tar -x that has a lib/... directory WILL replace your /lib -> usr/lib symlink with that directory
6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧29haha fun fact: tar -x that has a lib/... directory WILL replace your /lib -> usr/lib symlink with that directoryнаб ❧2another fun fact: you can't invoke the dynamic linker by hand with LD_(LIBRARY_PATH|PRELOAD)=... /usr/lib/.../ld-?.??.so /usr/bin/lsнаб ❧2thank fuck i figured out the iDRAC 6 wrapper thing because i do NOT have enough energy to throw a monitor and shitty keyboard into the atticнаб ❧spot the difference lmaoнаб ❧correction: you *can* invoke the dynamic linker (guess i fucked up the env vars?), but in a nonunforseen twist it's not suid so you can't elevateнаб ❧click here to cop:
наб ❧15wrote recreational java for the first time in five years: here's a jessie tarball (or ZFS send) you can extract and run as a normal user without leaking your password to connect to any iDRAC6 lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0008-iDRAC6-kvm
наб ❧1ive gone through a lot of very cringe captions for this and yet none manage to express how FUCKING pogged i am
3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧randos that "review" with FUD spew shut the hell up for once challengeнаб ❧aaaa i shouldn't have engaged at all but i noticed its a rando after first two replies and now its too lateнаб ❧this is like reply guying but worse60 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧24take me to where the palmtops are and financial responsibility isn'tнаб ❧1[they did surgery on a grape voice] they put a tenth-gen in a 200-milнаб ❧1since when does a Celeron have four 2.4GHz CPUs with DDR4?? granted, reality is a bit fuzzy right now, but i don't think i can fake an ARK page
all in a form factor as wide as my hand stretches (and that probably cannot cool itself). im awedнаб ❧2how are palmtop reviewers always so incredibly on-brandнаб ❧1it is physically not possible to put an i7 in a black chassis; I've gone as far as contacting a sales representative to confirm thisнаб ❧1the order form, actively loading off the website, says "DPD - EU Classic", but also lists "DHL Express tracking number:", and pasting it into DHL website lists my parcel; i didn't buy "DHL Express" for twenty quid, but "DPD - EU Classic" for a tenner; what does all of this meanнаб ❧2moderately concerned that DHL disintegrates parcels often enough to warrant having a piece counter at each stage, and that mine has been outside our realm for 4 hours and 19 minutesнаб ❧1this e-mail has found youнаб ❧1very confused so as to there being (a) an AAAA battery in general, (b) included, and (c) alkaline non-rechargeable, as well as an additional 30W US/GB/EU charger?наб ❧1a cynic though I may be, a lot of work was clearly put into making this an experience that /feels/ premiumнаб ❧1215g bottom half
425g whole box
681g computer
someone who's good at postage please help me budget this, my profit margins are dyingнаб ❧1the instruxion envelope is very clear, in that i will now be moving to fareasteurasia and wearing suits
at least the How To Use Computer booklet has some english in it, even if light grey on whiteнаб ❧1[nasally, shifting vowels back and up] that's what they called me in collegeнаб ❧1yeah, there *is* an equivalent charger in the box with an EU-compatible plug (and a Premium USB-C Braided Cable™), no idea how or why i got the white oneнаб ❧1comparative benchmark against a knife (1) and a Toshiba X40 (2,3)наб ❧1god, the hinges are so fucking coolнаб ❧1the silkscreen(?) and booklet call this "TF", but the pictogram's microSD, and, indeed, a microSD card fits there, next to a USB C 3.1 Gen 2, USB A 3.1 Gen 1, micro HDMI, 3.5mm audio, outside of an i5-10210Y (1-4GHz, 4x2 CPUs), 16GB of two-channel LPDDR3, and a 512GB PCIe SSDнаб ❧5it's very important to highlight /just how miniscule/ this computer is – barely bigger than my hand, and I have tiny handsнаб ❧3good questionнаб ❧1uhhh why is this in this register. maybe im old and jaded but i don't want a "super memorable password", or for "Cortana" to "talk" to me in a similar one
i guess the question i want to know the answer to is why Windows wants to be chummy with me; like, what is the purpose ofнаб ❧2top-notch design, with 94% of the screen taken by a useless pictogram and the input field almost entirely off-screen and no scrollbar
"make sure your answers are unforgettable" why is every piece of text in this setup written in this register; is Interface Dry unmarketable now?наб ❧1this is.. definitely a partitioning scheme?наб ❧2i know the reviewer did say that the screen is like this by default, but, well, AMIBIOS in portrait is definitely something lmaoнаб ❧2Package: Not Implemented Yet; need any more be said?наб ❧2secureboot disabled by default on a laptop in 2020, also no keys? is this provisioned properly at all?наб ❧3the firmware has an EFI shell boot option, so that's nice, it also understands NTFS somehow?наб ❧2so i booted into the efi application on the recovery partition and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waht the fuckl what the acutal physical fuck is thisнаб ❧2literally no part of this is like it should be but why is the circle scaled like this; i've used my incredible image editing skills to scale that photo by 2x horizontally and it's suddenly circular, and the text readable. what the absolute hell is happening hereнаб ❧2i've killed this by power-buttoning for 4 seconds and now windows boots into it and pressing Continue Windows reboots
thank you OEMнаб ❧2i also cannot disable quickboot or enable network stack so i can't netboot for some bizarre reason?? this is a quality firmwareнаб ❧1well, this is only slightly suboptimalнаб ❧1?наб ❧2i have managed to unrotate it and im in loveнаб ❧1hehe fbcon go spinmyнаб ❧2so i set secureboot to default which gave me some keys, but wHY on earth is the PK "DO NOT TRUST - AMI Test PK"наб ❧1the manufacturer website is just.. i odn't// what?наб ❧2oh my fucking god there's a dropbox link to a deleted fileнаб ❧1six (six) gigabyte multipart zip at 3 MB/s, why am i being punished like thisнаб ❧1AFAICT it's the Recovery Images partition and uhhhhhhh there's a Windows key embedded in it?наб ❧2becoming a certificate authority, as a bitнаб ❧2the menu system is, well, kinda bad, but it... works, and I can select files from either a USB drive or my ESP, and they get imported, and I get a reasonable readout of what happened? not what I expected from the three separate places where dmesg says Firmware Bug tbhнаб ❧2also kinda surprised by just how easy it was to provision(?) the SB keys with my own, generating separate self-signed PK/KEK/DB certs and importing the Debian CA cert into DA means booting directly into a Debian kernel and signing ZFS modules with DKMS sign_hook Just.. Works?наб ❧1and I am incredulous at all this because having read a fair share of posts and attempted this under QEMU before, it seemed to be portrayed as (and was a bit of an) ordeal, but it kinda just worked this time? mayhap because I had an explicit goal or am sufficiently jaded at lastнаб ❧1started X and i3 doesn't respond to any input, nor can I switch VTs
coolнаб ❧1also the fingerprint sensor doesn't show up on any bus at all that I can see? despite it being there and detected by Windows, which tried to get me to use it during setup. why is it like thisнаб ❧1this was a lie, lshw(1) can't see it, but I can: it's on an SPI bus with an ACPI entry pointing to it. AFAICT from reading fprintd bugtracker either fprintd or kernel doesn't support this; how funнаб ❧oddly, though, sway just.. worked? now that's oddнаб ❧13oh my fucking god im so immensely stupid, i didn't install xserver-xorg-input-libinputнаб ❧1i already made a dubya gag but, well, that's a dub as wellнаб ❧1Desktop Computer, chassis=desktop, family=Default stringнаб ❧4it all comes full circle, doesn't itнаб ❧1hm so i just realised that this keyboard doesn't have a right alt.
now, usually this is a good thing, the fewer nazis the better, after all, but I'm polish, soнаб ❧1it is remarkable to see power from battery go from 2.5W to 34W just like thatнаб ❧2oopsнаб ❧1remapped the weird right shift to altgraph, and, idk, i expected to cry at least once, given the xmodmap name, potential power, and heritage, but it the manpage was clear and it was all but trivial? odd times we live inнаб ❧1so uh. if /usr/share/icons/Hackneyed/{index,cursor}.theme say "[Icon Theme] Name=Hackneyed", both lightdm and i3 pick the right cursors; but if they say "[Icon Theme] Name=Hackneyed (scalable)", i3 faults back to Xorg builtin. Why.наб ❧1can't wear out the EFI NVRAM if it's not actually NV lolнаб ❧1i think this is close to the worst C-in-C++ I've ever written, but by god the display goes spinmy github.com/nabijaczleweli…наб ❧I've had this beast for a bit over a year and each time I'm shocked by it being under-3W at functional-idle with instant 15-30W peaks when under loadнаб ❧1Maybe I've grown jaded (I have) and distrustful of most battery life projections, but when at 60% battery it says 8h40, experience says that it's 100% right. Truly insane shit.Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron it doesnt, like, hard-lock the system or whatever (indeed, that's a screenshot from the laptop), but I couldnt unrfkill wlan, PAM stopped working, and systemctl reboot killed all sessions but never actually started to go down and I just got a blank console with a cursor11 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3fun fact: smbd is vastly superlinear with directory depth. consecutive cds 35 levels deep:
real 0m5.954s
real 0m17.381s
real 0m21.389s
real 2m20.870s
real 5m48.622sнаб ❧2i think this (well, Sublime indexing this directory tree) is also how I've been crashing smbd quite regularlyнаб ❧2oh hey another level done, 7m55s. the smbd process for this connection holds a steady 50+ish% CPU for the duration, this is the only thing it's doingнаб ❧1lol. lmao.
real 9m52.979s
user 0m0.007s
sys 0m19.134sнаб ❧2attempt #2; 140 levels: 55m37s
and the smbd process is spinning at a solid 90+% (it was only 50% above because i was also building linux on all cpus)наб ❧1so in a way i guess this is a shitty DoS (you get one process per connexion, i think you can do this on all of them). if the loop gets to >PATH_MAX I guess we'll see if you can get it to crashloop into root mail (and 30-350M cores in /var/tmp but i forgot if thats the default)наб ❧1(its a shitty DoS because it consists entirely of syscalls so it yields quite well, as seen above. nevertheless, very funny)наб ❧2lol. lmao.наб ❧1the smbd process is now at 3h44 total CPU time lolнаб ❧new meaning to nightly tests!наб ❧tracing find(1) reveals that it's the request path that takes a long-ass time each time, and subsequent single-level opens/stats execute near-instantly. also: didn't crash it.Replying to cohost.org/nex3 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@nex3 bar potential DE-specific hacks, yeahReplying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ наблюдателей eater5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel… its done. i have poosted.
наб ❧12open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14… :0:0:0наб ❧even a cursory glance at the document log (open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14…) by a not-very-observant but otherwise trained in the script native to over a third of a billion people spectator reveals that it isn't just excessively capitalised into Наб, but is in fact ha sixнаб ❧y'know, like the literal thing a latin-reading child would read when presented with наб in printed cyrillic. why a child? the н is the wrong fucking size to be a H. it's SO obvious
also, the б is vastly different but you need to've read a line of cyrillic before to note this, soнаб ❧ALSO, it's literally on EVERY page and you can copy it from EVERY fucking page. for the love of piss!!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧haveing a normal one today ladsнаб ❧honestly disgraceful that after a year i still consistently place no lower than a high fourth place even in matches otherwise-full of DPSesReplying to Manish – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@ManishEarth hm, my family uses 7 as an otherwise-concrete but here-irrelevant "some", but for Big Number, the first 50/500/&c. that is obviously hyperbolic, ig? usually also over-bastardised regionally into "pisiont", "pincet", "pińć koła", &c.3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3in the periodic "C a[x] is *(a + x) sugar" moral panic people forget that in pre-K&R C, val.field and (&val)->field are, literally, *(decltype(field) *)((char *)&val + offsetof(field)). with all the implications thereof.наб ❧4ever wondered why all struct stat fields start with st_ and similarly for most others that still exist from ancient UNIX? yeah. wanted to swap bytes in an int?
swb(i) {
struct { char h, l; };
char tmp = i.h;
i.h = i.l;
i.l = tmp;
return i;
}наб ❧3this is not a made-up example. i literally saw this in a distribution V4 game. it's a wild time out there.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1degen cat :)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1could the mRNA vaccine technology be used to like become immune to salmonellosis :0наб ❧1also does it apply to cats, one of my m^Wfew ongoing fears is that one of the funny guys i know will succumb to salmonellosis because these mfs love poultry and haven't the gift of patience nor metallurgyReplying to Marcin Skarbek – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbekpaypal.me/nabijaczleweli lmaoнаб ❧the mad lad actually did it oh my god1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @__phantomderp wo fucking wee my mans really be putting his phone numbers in the signature (cropped out! obv.) like its…Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp lmao dmk's mx has the AUDACITY to 550 my mail "because sender name appears forged" but his head ass is using a self-signed, wildcard, and wrongly filled-out certificate on his web server. "computing experts committee" my assнаб ❧1@__phantomderp wo fucking wee my mans really be putting his phone numbers in the signature (cropped out! obv.) like its 1986, holy shit3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3in many ways this is some of my finest workнаб ❧196 commits,
> 112 files changed, 446 insertions(+), 330 deletions(-)
and all of lib/ builds clean with -Wall -Wextra, too.
big mistake.наб ❧197, -330, and include/ is too1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2in light of the third-wave log4j discourse im unfortunately seeing i want ten bucks from everyone running the ZEDReplying to eevee ☢️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eevee@Abzol hit/miss if you click off your monitor it truly turns and falls off vs if it's Still There as an output but doesn't render what you send it; first mode (OP) will cause your WM to reflow windows across extant screens, latter (cintiq) won't, but you won't see your windows either1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧is being depressed the same as or opposite to being hard-pressed?Replying to femb✦t – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__femb0t are smartcards, like, actually networked? i was under the impression they just do the auth exchange/network preferences for the baseband? right??12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧13days since crashing clang:наб ❧fixed in latest snapshot :)наб ❧anyway, here's user-space debugfsнаб ❧1honestly, twitter makes a damned hash of this, but I personally find live inspection of std::sort (with sleep(1) in the comparator) pretty damn cool youtu.be/HTubYyhcCLkнаб ❧anyway, here's user-space debugfs; you can build it, run it, and debug your applications with it (if badly): git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧2now with ergonomic C (so long as the compiler isn't dogshit, at least) and C++ APIs! git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧it seems that ronn-ng won't let me do the formatting I want, nor does it handle cmsg(3)-style multi-name pages gracefully, so i think its (unfortunately) finally time for plain roff. OTOH, this does mean I can finally just use the C preprocessor, soнаб ❧1I had ":)" prepopulated after pasting in the first screenshot, but im no longer ":)" because i lost the last five hours to setsockopt(2) level being 0 for NetBSD's LOCAL_CREDS (contradicting unix(4)) vs SOL_SOCKET for Linux's SO_PASSCRED, failing silently (errno=0), doing nothingнаб ❧12okay, so uhh, here's user-space debugfs with ports for Linux, FreeBSD, NetBSD, and OpenBSD and application programming libraries for C, C++, and Rust, all fully documented (I think!), v0.1.0: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧now with Debian and pkgsrc packages, and building on NetBSD's distribution compiler! git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧now with a Macintosh port! git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧febug v0.2.0 released, with manuals that aren't grating (and the aforementioned Macintosh port)!
Announcement mail: lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…; full changelog: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…; x86 Debian sid+bullseye packages: debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz/README; pkgsrc: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧8think its winter, ladsReplying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@__eater__ @mplewis cpio has a "TRAILER!!!" file at the end. two problems: (a) you can, obviously, have a "TRAILER!!!" file in your archive, but this aborts it. (b) you can concatenate archives. all you need to do is ignore the "TRAILER!!!" (this historically meant you get garbage instead).наб ❧1@__eater__ @mplewis fun fact: unless you're running gentoo and booting straight to your rootfs, you've actually done the latter, because that's how you do early microcode loading. you can also append another (potentially-compressed) archive and it'll Just Get Unpacked to the initial /Replying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ @mplewis avoiding the famed cpio trailer moment – love to see The Industry learning from its mistakesReplying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__eater__ @mplewis in many ways this is internet-over-TV-coaxReplying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ @mplewis in a fun twist, tar lets you do this in two slightly different ways!наб ❧1@__eater__ @mplewis (it makes sense, of course, since true tar doesn't have -O and this is pretty useful, esp. for actual tapes, but this is also The reason tar doesn't just abort processing when it matches all listed filters)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderpsrhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…
so i like mail them directly and say "hey i have a paper (see draft attached) pls give number, PhD will tell you its good", or?Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp would it surprise you i stole 99% of this (well, save for the actual -mom document) from some other paper lolReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp im in the polish WG21 NB but also id personally sooner die than talk to people1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @__phantomderp ugh, fine srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11@__phantomderp ugh, fine srhtcdn.githack.com/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧1@__phantomderp >3h
uhoh
>6:41
uhoh uhoh!!Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp you always name the member anyway, the glibc headers use a bitfield for a reason (and it's phrased as "at least" so you're allowed to do it this way), but having the type fixed for a post-IP16L32-era (it's defined as 0..10^9! no reason for tv_nsec to be 8 bytes!) would be coolнаб ❧@__phantomderp that being said, it manifests in a fringe way on a fringe architecture, don't worry about it too too much if you've bigger fish (also pushing this through the austin group and into downstreams would be a fun time™ prolly)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp timespec::tv_nsec is a long. *except* on x32 (where the syscall long is actually long long, because it's using the amd64 ABI, which is LP64). the headers already do a lot of fucked-up magic to make this the only issue, but it's still an issueнаб ❧1@__phantomderp *if* you defined this in terms of a nsec_t type, then it'd never strictly be any fundamental type, so you'd always have to make it concrete for formatting. this is superiour to it being long everywhere except on a fringe ABI where it's actually long long (so 8-byte instead of 4-)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp :):):)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1love too post a linux-man patch and need to have it posted to and opined upon by libc-alpha. love too struct timespec.наб ❧1hey @__phantomderp you're like easily-annoyable into yelling at WG14, right? here's a fun post: sourceware.org/pipermail/libc… (linux-man side of the thread: lore.kernel.org/linux-man/e8fc…)Replying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ fruit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @__phantomderp: They're dating !Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp bonne chance! 😈2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1bitches really out here thinking they can pull a nice high-quality milf without an anomalous body plan. please.наб ❧1literally what the piss is this post2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧are we perfectly sure 1600x900 is the native resolution of a 1440p display?наб ❧yes, 1600x900 is the resolution of the display windows has designated as "primary". simultaneously: who cares5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2baked a cake at 3am, as one does, with the recipe stolen (and butchered) from a strictly superiourly executed-upon variant from twitter.com/0x111a/status/…наб ❧1Attempt: 2
Time: 5am
Batter: also in hair, somehow?наб ❧2The timestamps say 4:55am so I believe them, despite failure to recall any part of the processнаб ❧i apparently dont have enough confectioner's sugar (substituted with commercial pink meringue) or pale oil. big mistake.наб ❧1eats alright though1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1pdf.js support pinch zoom challenge 2021 gone wrongReplying to Leah Rowe is not a rowebot 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@n4of7 if you're reusing linux chunks, might as well also reuse the EFI strap so you don't need a bootloader at allнаб ❧1@n4of7 (this is The One Thing Distributors Don't Want You To Know about. linux has a full-fledged and quite powerful EFI strap if you Just Invoke It™, and loads initrds/DTBs it gets in the cmdline – bitbang w/efibootmgr or something more sophisticated like klapki; OoB SecureBoot, too)4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hm okay why does ghostscript from FreeBSD pkg(7) pull in dbus, swtpm, tcsd, gnome components and fucking cupsнаб ❧bonus points for xorgproto in the -base package which is explicitly No X as compared to the -x11 variantнаб ❧unrelatedly, can some FreeBSD wiz explain how you're supposed to use FreeBSD's built-in ZFS if libzfs.h fails to find libnvpair.h (pkg(7) has "libnvpair" with the header but (a) what the hell and (b) it says it's unmaintained, and even after forcing it it's missing sys/mnttab.h?)наб ❧like, is it just me or does FreeBSD have, despite (because of?) constant large-scale corporate promotion, consistently the lowest QoI of modern berkeley derivatives, by a pro-verbial country mileReplying to Russ Garrett – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@russss@scanlime FWIW, .patch works, too, and includes all commits format-patched in order1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Phoebe Bridgers' Motion Sickness is actually prospective-utopian/wish-fulfilment; this is evidenced by bar 15 (3 of the chorus) – "There are no words in the English language"3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4what fresh hell do these jpegs mean and why must i see themнаб ❧4ah, that i have acquiesced my twenty-oneth. most regrettable.наб ❧in a welcome and not at all unplanned coincidence, we're also observing bandcamp friday – acquiesce my album(s) nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com19 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1let my grandparents' laptop updateнаб ❧1"Computer encountered a problem and needs to be restarted. You can restart the computer." wha- who the hell wrote this.наб ❧1it reboots into autorepair, which, unsurprisingly, doesnt work. emergency mode (bare!!) also bugchecks. i cant exactly start fucking pulling devicesнаб ❧2what, exactly, is the recourse for this. repair off install ISO?? you can't even get that shit anymore without some executables or whateverнаб ❧3look, I can just pull the disk and boot it in qemu, which'll probably work enough to update again, which may fix it or w/e. but how are you supposed to fix this shit. do people get/keep, like, OEM USB sticks? how are you supposed to DIAGNOSE it when you don't get a shred of logнаб ❧1i flashed the ISO. i booted into the installer. i clicked "Repair Computer" and THE FUCKING THING JUST RUNS THE REPAIR FROM THE HOST. didn't repair off CD use to be like, maybe not good, but passable? better than absolutely fucking nothing? what's the god-forsaken pointнаб ❧1what in the ever-loving piss moment does this mean. how could I POSSIBLY fucking know if it installed a "quality" update or a "function" one, or, indeed what that even meansнаб ❧1okay so show me which one it BLOODY is, they have pretty names for a reasonнаб ❧1i will take steven ballmer and vice his head until it pops like a pussy woundнаб ❧Uninstall latest quality update
We have pending update-related actions and won't be able to uninstall the latest Windows quality update. Try instead running the Fix system on boot tool.наб ❧nvme-of is always a damn treat to figure out from scratch; retaining this as a referenceнаб ❧(which reminds me, i was gonna add nvme-of to openzfs' libshare to Not Have To, but i have a libshare clean-up PR open since march with no comments despite multiple bumps, so)наб ❧i thought, quite sensibly i think, that if i booted it in qemu this'd go away because there isn't a single identical peripheral, but no! does this just mean microshit served me a broken driver binary? and, again, what is my recourse beyond "try resetting lol"?наб ❧imaging 500G at 80M/s, well sub-saturation. where's my other 20. can the hdd in the laptop really not do more than that, sustained?наб ❧windows supports this!! this is a normal thing to do!!!!!!! how is even the god-damned RESET thing refusing to work!!наб ❧It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding - it didn't just fail and roll bloody back, did it?"наб ❧following a restore from backup and full update, im doing another backup, and the disk is it's rattly as hell and achieves 115% utilisation and 9MB/s when its reading sequentially, usually closer to 3, both completely wild numbers to me lolнаб ❧oh boy, serial copy actually saturates 1Gbps, I don't think I've ever seen something destroyed by fragmentation /this/ badlyнаб ❧12oh wow, it's actually, like, usable after copying it to a rectangle. this really do be what fragmentation does to a mf, huhReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a doubly weird, since i can see it with dig, too, from the very machine that hosts my MX?Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a it passed postgrey and there *is* a DKIM-Signature for the right domain, but no Authentication-Results from my MX, apparently "opendkim: key retrieval failed (s=default, d=r6pk6wij.cn): 'default._domainkey.r6pk6wij.cn' query timed out", which is quite amogus impostor3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Amazon.co.jp <support-amazon.jp@r6pk6wij.cn>
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Amazonнаб ❧i think it reflects badly on me that i knew what the mail said when it was rectangles. nevertheless, quite surprised there isn- oh there *is* a link, but only in the HTML version. outstanding.наб ❧full text, see alt text for actual text1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1y'know what? fuck you. *shafts yuor vuwils*Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani hm, on a time trial it seems to get a reasonable speed (wget peaked at like 8ish MB/s) but firefox seemed to be having a real bad time going past the tcp slow start speed on the car poastReplying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__eater__ @dazabani in many ways this is true, but I'd nevertheless be remiss as an WG21 NB sitter to not insist that just because it's "valid" doesn't mean it's not "odd" (indeed, in RSS as in C++, these are usually homotopic) or that it should be "acceptable societally"Replying to cohost.org/delan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani @__eater__ @the6p4c compelling point! :0:0наб ❧1@dazabani (but also, you seem to've a "<author><name></name></author>" stanza, too, somehow? (and <title type="html">, which is just… odd)) (also also, going by the incredible speed at which im managing to suck off the feed and images alike, is this coming directly from AU-grade dial-up?)17 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3fell asleep thinking about bootloaders, woke up thinking about bootloaders; turns out my ideal bootloader is actually just a compiler, and I am as shocked as anyone
in other news, I'm now writing a bootloader; or, well, very intently not doing so by writing a compiler insteadнаб ❧1first 54k error of the day; god I've missed C++наб ❧3this is good; we want thisнаб ❧1finally caved in and resigned myself to the fact that im writing Rust in C++наб ❧2who would win: (a) careful slicing of statics, or (b) readlink(3)'s godawful interface that incurs three allocations?наб ❧1in my infinite wisdom of writing this front-to-back I still haven't written to a single EFI variable, but I keep reimplementing std::fmt::Debug, which is a good use of everybody's timeнаб ❧1it is (checks nonexistent watch) twenty twenty and the only way to move storage out of a std::vector is still to make a char vec[sizeof(vector<uint8_t>)]; and sinнаб ❧1libefivar is a blight upon this earthнаб ❧3after four days of doing quite literally nothing else, it's done something. please clapнаб ❧2now self-hosting :)
barring fucking OVMF silently eating my entries on reboot because optdata wasn't UCS-2, a generally smooth transition, unlike [insert trans gag here]наб ❧1this is good code but i still feel dirty for some reasonнаб ❧1yee, as they say, hawнаб ❧there's now a manpage and so klapki, "EFI boot manager; or, well, an EFI bootorder compiler.", though I'm not sure how much of a compiler it ended up being is now releasable to the general public, and you should be able to do useful things with it: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧ugh sourcehut's rendering sucks ass, here's an HTML that doesn't mangle the formatting: gistcdn.githack.com/nabijaczleweli…наб ❧first successful deployment on physical hardware, ruined by the french and "👏ki"наб ❧you should now be able to install klapki from debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz on sid and have it hopefully integrate well with the usual hooksнаб ❧klapki v0.2.0 released, with a fix for some firmwares that would never settle, a manual rewritten in mdoc, and a proselytisation sexion!
Announcement mail: lists.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…; full changelog: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…; x86 Debian sid+bullseye packages: debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz/READMEReplying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ @the6p4c having read some (most? too many.) of them to write the "client" at hand: that's the correct attitudeнаб ❧in a shocking-to-no-one turn, RSS/Atom blows fucking ASS and nobody has /ever/ made a correct feedReplying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ @the6p4c and, indeed, just a title is fine! so long as you don't put in an explicit null author. not gonna pull up the standard (bad idea in all circumstances), but the logic sounds sensible, and since I wrote feembox like two years ago this is, like, the only case where I've seen it fail2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6On the Effects of the Inherent Homoeroticism of Twitter Mutualism as Compounded by the Homoerotic Urge to Read One's Homies' RSS Feedsнаб ❧2in many ways this gag'd've worked better had @__eater__ been taggable in photos and @the6p4c populated the currently-null <author><name> section of their feed. nevertheless,2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3get you a girl who forwards you her root mailнаб ❧6you're in her DMs, I'm in her /etc/aliases. we are not the same.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧huh? why is this blank and not a normal 404 page? indeed, why is it a 406?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1in an uncharacteristic move for sourcehut, it seems to be down, but it's not Down down, rather it feels like it has a fifty billion loadavg and it just took me five full minutes to push 20kB. pulls of that same repository still pending lolнаб ❧1quite a testament to the (lack of) architecture that even in the face of Something Being Very Bad i can still leave a git process running and it'll probably manage to exchange enough data over a 1bps ssh link to be done in half an hour1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1think i just lost 2.5 weeks, lads13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3lets goooooнаб ❧1uhoh uncropped 4am screenshot with no direction toward the point, if any; a real PCR moment imoнаб ❧1how. HOW!!наб ❧1I hate the TCG! I hate the TCG!!!!наб ❧1why does TPM2_PCR_Read() let you specify the full bank (theoretical max of 16*32) of PCRs, but returns up to 8 with a list of the ones returned? why are there no TPM libraries that aren't direct FFI into the funny computer and could retry this?наб ❧1wait, am i being very stupid or can you actually not AND policies to get both passphrase /and/ PCR?наб ❧1the duality of back-endнаб ❧2guess which GOD-DAMNED IMBECILE just spent the best damn part of two days chasing down getting TPM2_SE_POLICY and TPM2_SE_TRIAL backward in the notes i wrote on 3am onceнаб ❧2remember, ten hours of scouring ltrace can save you re-doing a thirty-second GDB session!
(well, it couldn't this time because libtss2 is a 10+ argument API on every call, nevertheless,)наб ❧1and, yes, you can specify an authValue (passphrase) OR a policy (like PCRs). not AND them. very cool!наб ❧1All the logically distinct modes are now
TPM1.X: passphraseless, PCRs, passphrase, passphrase & PCRs
TPM2: passphraseless, PCRs, passphrase, passphrase | PCRsнаб ❧1-A required as "I've read the paragraph in the manual that says the passphrase is ORed with the PCR policy" which seems a happy medium 'fore forbidding it entirelyнаб ❧1final diffstat; of note is that while TPM2 is 3.9x the size of TPM1.X, it's at least 15.26x the pain in the fucking assReplying to @scanlime@misc.name – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@scanlime@delta____wither does it reflect badly on me that the first thing that jumped out at me was the absolutely horrendous (lack of?) antialiasing? the image is 10`000x and it's jagged as fuck, even on a hidpi monitor, which'd normally, like, hide it?Replying to @scanlime@misc.name – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@scanlime it is, but FWIW from my (limited) interactions with 9fronters, it appears that the public-facing documents are just relatively unfortunate (and written by a channer) and they aren't remotely as fundamentalist as those'd lead you to believeReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani ngl, i think this takes it as the wildest way to write head -1Replying to @scanlime@misc.name – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@scanlime i mean, plan9 seems consistently the "i can fix her"est system, for decades now3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1sorry for this.наб ❧okay im really not its still sending me each god damn timeнаб ❧dont think it works that well with a title, but hay, the thumbnail is cursed enough youtube.com/watch?v=jVtofB…Replying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@mycoliza this is why distributions should stop shipping pre-populated /etc and/or /usr/share/*/doc, imo; much simpler this way1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1we're currently observing "Black Friday", which, apparently, isn't an explicitly racist thing! Join Americans as they indulge in somehow-elevated consumerism, and buy my stickers: store.nabijaczleweli.xyz/001-UNIX-r-ATT… and/or my album(s): nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧reading twitter poasts really exemplifies the old "cogito ergo hazard" adage1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧everyone's going on about how men can rotate this or that in their mind. ladies! who out here computing gradients?Replying to hyacinths (old account) – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@hyacinthsystem when current-gen 19" gear stops being "call our sales dep't :)" and you'll be able to just get it off-the-shelf (=> second-hand becomes not also insanely expensive and somewhat more populous), imo, and not much soonerнаб ❧2@hyacinthsystem i think we're strictly limited by profit squeezing facilitated by the unique oligopoly you dont have with the PC platform anymore and not much else: modern platforms have OOB EFI, cards have dual-amd64/aarch64 payloads/QEMU-in-FW, all system software distributions support aarch64наб ❧1@hyacinthsystem this is also why i don't think we'll ever see consumer ppc64: it's insanely expensive, IBM has exclusive market control, and it times out very fast (POWER7 is literally worthless, POWER8 is still deployed => expensive, POWER9 is current => unobtanium, POWER10 is yet to come out)4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2im quickly finding that the curse of a big 2K display in the era of cheap(er) Four Kay Cameras™ is that i can literally see the noise because the sensor is too fucking small and people are driving it way too fucking hot to compensate for their under-lit shotsнаб ❧small productions meh, but if you already spent probably upward of 15k$ to build an insane set you're literally hanging someone up-side down off the ceiling of, then shoot with a camera that costs more than 600 bucks new so you can do less than 5k ISO and it doesn't look like assнаб ❧look, the performances? fuck. the concept? fucks. the set? fucks. there's no way this was remotely cheap. so why the hell was it shot on a pro-verbial GoPro, the whole thing looks like it's crawling, most of this album looks like this! youtube.com/watch?v=7FuoPZ…наб ❧the window frame is fine! but her cheek is buzzing. the inside shots, esp. like, the glow around the lamps, are carbonated. it's not even that dark, like, at all! this isn't Unshootable on a normal camera, but, like, turn it down to <4K maybe? youtube.com/watch?v=Is2JJB…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧7hi :0наб ❧2With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed;2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧26OWO *nitrogenates you* rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so unstable o3o *notices you have an excess of volatiles* o:наб ❧12brain worm brain worm brain worm7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hair dye manuals are like 50/50 "keep it on longer for better colour :)" and "pour. shake. TWIST OPEN IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID OVERFLOWING. DO NOT KEEP REMAINING PRODUCT TO AVOID A CHLORINE PRESSURE VESSEL BURSTING IN YOUR BATHROOM YOU IMBECILE."наб ❧1what separates the temp shit for teens from prosumer-grade corrosives is that, increasingly, the former are in english and the latter are in french but with english wordsнаб ❧1mistake in proress, and im not sure if any of these are in focus because my glasses are, unsurprisingly, metallicнаб ❧yes this is a harry potter towel, im ballin, and no i cant read the tweets back so not a first damn clue if i have the right keyboard layout onнаб ❧1"a hazelnut of post bold colour mask" has got to be word-for-word with the original old french (and i understood what was happening), come onнаб ❧1results are questionableнаб ❧when she/when you, dunno, fits into some 2x2 gag format or whateverReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@the6p4c queering linux by building with PREEMPT patchsetReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp why are you using atoi then complaining you don't get error handling. both the manual and POSIX quite literally say that it's just strtol without the error handling lolнаб ❧1@__phantomderp it's not like strtoXXX error handling is obvious as-described – it isn't – but it's perfectly capable; excerpt from git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2gaslighting my family into thinking im going grey at 20 by dyeing my roots increasingly stronglyReplying to xssfox parody account (@xssfox@cloudisland.nz) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@xssfox just some bros being lads
Replying to Marcin Skarbek – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek im a big proponent of "got your windows install to be how you like^W^W^Wusable? now turn off all updates, because it will fuck itself up."; indeed, this is what i did when they came over with the laptop because it was in an update-fail-rollback loop before a holiday! it was fine!наб ❧@marcinskarbek but, yes, if "just reset lol" doesn't work I'll be handing it off to re-image and not trying a heroic rescue, because jesus fucking christ i've had negative patience for windows ever since W10 did this bullshit to me the first time (2016), and it feels like it just got worse?Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a nvme(1) off nvme-cli, and rudimentary testing reveals that yes, there's exactly 0 input validation lol. outstanding.Replying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ what i dont get is why it didnt route me there on lynx on bullseye, but did so on firefox on bullseye, I checked and it's server-side anyway, so?????????? at least the pull rate's reasonable
either way, thanks :0 i wouldn't even've thought to check for something so user-hostileReplying to @eatijr – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ this is what i get on my desktop under this link. AFAICT you still have to use mct to get an ISO?наб ❧1@__eater__ (i thought that this was maybe like a User-Agent moment, but i get the same thing from lynx on bullseye, so dunno)наб ❧1@__eater__ you are SHITTING on my ASS, it does work on bullseye firefox. i hate it here.Replying to lauren (taylor's version) 🎄🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@ljs39 beyond avoiding water exposure in the first place, a small amount of an anti-caking agent, like a starch, should help without influencing the flavour1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧damn, is lmg, like, passable now?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1randomised controlled power supplier2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧and they say Rust prevents all bugs :/ github.com/systemd/zram-g…наб ❧nevertheless refreshing to see a stochastic bug be literal by-design getrandom(2) instead of the usual random bullshit📌 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧7📌buy my shirts^Wstickers :0 store.nabijaczleweli.xyzнаб ❧1adding an NFT add-on consisting of two lines of text written by a noted dysgraphic (me) – you can't read /or/ funge that shit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i wanna smoke that shit that makes you multiprogrammableReplying to Lars Strojny – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@lstrojny great, I'll probably have an updated package out by tomorrow; for the record – what's the hardware and how would you like to be credited? (usrportage.de appears to be 500ing and returning no data)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4guy who calls bugs he doesn't recognise "taxonomically challenged"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧one thing i dont get re: semiconductors is why all the fabs seemingly go through kilotons of chains, like, as consumables?Replying to femb✦t – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__femb0t only because native english speakers all somehow lack the ability to speak english as well as a foreigner (and, well, the linguistic creativity)Replying to ElonMusk (private account) – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@oculisprimed my grandparents', but yes we're brosнаб ❧1@oculisprimed i also invite you to peruse the big big yellow collexion
наб ❧15just received two (2) high-priority pictures of my grandparents' large cat
Replying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@oculisprimedReplying to Simulacra of a girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@gewt it's in V1, but V2 breaks after it for effect, so I'd say V2?Replying to Simulacra of a girl – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@gewt sometimes I wonder if it'd be even physically possible to keep something like Quasijarus alive, ever againнаб ❧like, even the very concept of "the system was better before they ruined it with POSIX conformance" is absolutely insane to me, and they ain't making new VAXen, if you extend it to modern hardware, then the maintenance burden is wildly prohibitive, but stillнаб ❧i guess the modern-day version of this would be "we're running RHEL 4", but that's a business decision, not an ideological one, and it's likely just a pain in everyone's arse, not better1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1why are you, as a woman, searching for a page in your manual. got a girlfriend in there writing you letters?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3every conversation with me is a zero-knowledge proof (proof that i know fuck-all)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧forget hexagonal avatars, it's the posters with this flair that need to get bullied off the platform, and fast1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bro how you gonna put "Doesn"t contain GMO" on a literal commercial hunk of yeast /you've/ designated as For Baking16 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧17you know youre in the Good PayPal Shit when you get a page that looks like this and under /cgi-bin/наб ❧5oh my godd the Help and Example links are literally three lines' content and have a "Close Window" button in the bottom right, i truly believe this hasn't changed since 2007наб ❧8Problems viewing site?
We recommend viewing sites in Internet Explorer 7, Firefox 3, Safari 4 or newer.наб ❧lmao i no longer seem to be able to open the Old buttons, getting only this, and only seem to be allowed to open the new-style PayPal Checkout button editorнаб ❧i've figured it out. im not allowed to look at the Old Buttons if I log in from the /us/ homepage. both versions are fully localised (to Polish! geographically! against my bloody Accept-Language header!), but logging in from /pl/ unlocks themнаб ❧but also, to set the Old Button language to English, I have to *log in again*, with an /us/ redirect, but this is okay and returns me to the editor, with the button language updated. what this means i have no fucking clueнаб ❧the thing with Old Buttons is that they're clunky, sure, but they do Just Work, for any account (the order on PayPal doesn't show the variant?), but they suck ass, with no additional shipping options, no text box (despite it being enabled!), and weird-ass order sizing behaviourнаб ❧the New Button is great! it has localised payment options! I can (and have!) scripted it to do Items Left, and different mail variants/rates! and it has mock payments so you don't pay paypal half a dollar per test (not that there is much there)! but I also need a business accountнаб ❧the problem with needing a business account is obvious – I'd need to actually Register A Business. this has problems such as "i hate committing government" and "i hate accounting"наб ❧1wait no hold it, Poland based moment, i don't need to register if I'm a physical person, it's not a regulated market area, i didn't do something id need to register for in 5 years, and im not making more than half monthly minimum wage. beside the first, i think thats all ticked!наб ❧what an absolutely insane way to phrase this. it's fine if they want latin alnum, but literally nobody in Poland will know what "half-width characters" areнаб ❧this is the page Business Account Upgrade (fresh registration probably, too?) ends on. i dont know what you're Supposed to do here.наб ❧wait no lmfao, thats because i took too long so it logged me out, and when i logged back in it still redirected me to the finish screen. when i took thirty seconds instead of ten minutes to fill out the forms, it did actually workнаб ❧:0наб ❧while you were studying the blade, I've mastered the paypal button. or something. dunnoнаб ❧and my paypal.me link and mails now say nabijaczleweli instead of legal name, this is good. i shoulda done this soonerReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sehetw im pretty sure you can set quotas out-of-box on any 4.2BSD derivative, but yeah, it is, and with an infinitely better interfaceReplying to sehe – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@sehetw quota's on the filesystem level, because it's filesystem accounting. the wiki doesn't load (lol), but that problem is avoided because the filenames are the wall clock with nanosecond precision, with no counter until round 2 (I don't expect to ever see a filename ending with " 1")наб ❧1@sehetw but I did test it and it does actually fail with EDQUOT when the quota's exceeded, and I don't think it's remotely possible to actually get two requests with the same CLOCK_REALTIME (timezone shifts notwithstanding), especially on this beater-ass westmere system2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2lads, i think we should give up on music in general. no good's ever come of americans rhyming.наб ❧2ive just been subjected to "both of them went under the table at the n9na, playing tug of war with it" and "got two kissers on my pisser, two gifters in my zipper,", and I'm finding it very difficult to recover mentallyReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sehetw i mean, the only realistic one i foresee is it filling up my disk i guess, but not if I set a reasonable quota on the dataset? am I missing something obvious?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧this is the ideal CGI script. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks likeнаб ❧more than half of the syscalls (7/13 after glibc prologue) come from localtime(3) lolReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp never give programmers directions! DM :з2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4this still holds btw, i still have most ¹UNIX® is a registered trademark of AT&T. stickers and im happy to mail some out
наб ❧3or, seeing as I have 160 of these now (80 on foil, 80 on paper, both mat), DM me if you want a few
наб ❧3user testimonials are essential in today's ever-growing marketplace, so here's a satisfied, uh, customer with her normal-sized laptop, for scale twitter.com/dazabani/statu…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1these would almost be worth saving, they're very pretty, were it not for the filthy "taxe" which apparently can't've gone anywhere bloody else4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6splotchy :0наб ❧2she do be lovin da coats doe !!наб ❧2average coat enjoyerнаб ❧1median window-sill liker1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1proof of stake? more like proof of steak! [insert jpeg of the worst, saddest, overcooked piece of meat you've literally ever seen]1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧22 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧28Antisoftwaretechnische Aktionнаб ❧that sure is the path of that text!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1has someone ahegaod the lion tokens yet1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1guy who doesnt like gems in her jewellery because she's "just not that much into ceramics, y'know?"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧(a) why, if its addressed to me and not undisclosed-recipients:;, is it still addressed "Hi developer" (which itself is insane, but whatever), and (b) my mans be posting from an "israeli" university address, in the interest of said university, to ask about ethics? the damn nerve2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧the primal urge to be shiny through high-polish crystals vs the primordial urge to be able to disappear into a wallнаб ❧does "high-polish crystals" read as "metal jewellery" like i wanted it to or "translucent carbon/metalloid-oxide stones"? either way, i feel like we're slowly approaching some semblance of good gag with these1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2y'know what? fuck you. *orients your strands, making you small and planar*3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧lmao this error message, --ignore-matching-lines is a valid branch name!! git let me push it just fine!!!!!наб ❧(yes, I did have to write the branch configuration under .git by hand because it's impossible to configure with git(1)'s inane option parsing, but that doesn't make it invalid!)наб ❧even this works!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4dae :002 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2i got beauty and the beast (not that you'd know from the honestly revolting cover art) on VHS to test a dead VCR and here's it vs my laptop, which I'd hazard to say is volumetrically the same size, whichнаб ❧these screens are the same size! (well, the laptop's taller, leaving enough space for the xrandr window, which should even be readable (if twitter doesn't absolutely demolish this photo))A fork in the thread! – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1this poast goes out in part to @the6p4c, noted german enjoyer (accusatory)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧neomutt scanf-to-uninitialised-stack over NNTP on 32-bit architectures moment lol github.com/neomutt/neomut…наб ❧it's perfect, you literally just get to write up to 4095 bytes to the address at the four MSB of the time_t. quintessential C bug.Replying to 🤍❤️🤍 🇺🇦 Vic𓂿or – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@vzverovich out.write("hello") – you print to terminals (well, and printers, but in this case this is either identical or out of scope), but write to files (which in case of teletypes prints the buffer, but not vice versa)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2the feminine urge to throw hand-sized few-hundred-gram spherical objects at shoulder-dislocating speedsнаб ❧2i think i just invented "base ball", by accident, again. not good!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1vain and empty desires: sleeping, food probably; natural and necessary desires: fixing the dot-matrix that blew up in my handsнаб ❧JFIF gags are in, epicurianism gags seem very much out. the youth of today!Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4@iximeow likewise! but primarily because it turns out a Core 2 Duo E6400 can, barely but stably, do 1Gbps over PPPoE, with optimisations cranked to the fucking moon, on x32, and no fucking distribution in existence has anything but "current unstable lol" for x32 (and even that, uh, well,)наб ❧1@iximeow (but it is very cool to use a 2006 CPU for something and it not suck immense ass, total cost like 30 dollars (plus a few months of porting convenience stuff like kexec and zfs and rp-pppoe and))наб ❧1((well, 30 dollars' equivalent but like 120 slutties?ish? iirc? the hdd (original!) had a few thousand hours on it and it's still going strong, which is quite good for something that OEM-shipped with FreeDOS(!)))Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧6@iximeow and I thought my rp5700 but the NIC has two pins taped over where the nice man on the forum said to circumvent PCIe DRM router solution was "filth" and "a deployment moment", but turns out its fucking babby mode :01 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧we're currently observing "Bandcamp Friday", and will continue to do so for the next ten hours: buy my album(s) nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.comReplying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@__eater__ honestly? fuck if i know. there seems to be an archaic version where it акed to ягурт (presumably due to the archaic accent on the у vs the modern one on the о), but it's not like you pronounce it differently than you'd ёгурт and the weird accent placement matches it being ё, soнаб ❧1@__eater__ dunno, my best guess is it sucks to have ёгурт because you very often drop the umlaut when writing so you'd end up with егурт which sucks, so its йогурт instead, butReplying to @eatijr – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@__eater__ that's likely because that's, uh, it? ю is effectively a merger of the йу digraph (same way as е is йэ, ё is йо, and я is йа)наб ❧2@__eater__ there are some caveats to this (ё is /always/ stressed if it appears in a word so it doesnt ак, they drop down into the й-less versions if hardened (by ч, ш, ъ, &c.), …) and sometimes they don't merge (e.g. йогурт), but they're effectively a very strongly-binding phonemic equiv.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧for a first-person literal hack-and-slash, it's a brave choice for ghostrunner's final boss to be dance dance revolution1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1becoming a more respectable netizen by poasting @iximeow bug reports by mail, rather than by tweet1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1grand cat :01 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧a real chootorial moment!! what an insane way to write `ioreg -l | awk '/IODisplayEDID/ {gsub(/[^0-9a-f]+/, "", $9); print $9}' | perl ... > ~/edid.dat`
admittedly, it do be sucking how perl is the only way to do base16, but grep | awk is ridiculous, and sed? for tr -cd 0-9a-f??1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as JPEG is in fact JFIF/TIF, or as I've recently taken to calling it, JFIF plus TIFF. JPEG is not an image unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning image container made useful by the JFReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@sehetw well, yeah, that's likely, I've seen what people do with tmux, but the problem with that is tmux sucks7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3today in hard-sub moments: the woman says "Sherlock..." with minor disdain, the viet subtitles say "Sherlock!", which is vaguely right but she does /not/ yell, and the anglo ones say "Sherlock?", which is also vaguely right but it doesn't work with the next lineнаб ❧2"Sherlock..?" matches best, imo, which somehow isn't in either sub (Miss Sherlock 1/1)наб ❧im a trans shibata truther now :0наб ❧1absolutely amazing that this literal japanese-market DOS codepage cramming limitation still holds over to this dayнаб ❧3i would die for herнаб ❧in denial about this being the last episodeнаб ❧1they're well and truly made for each other2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧13The @crdudeyoutube Live! All-Day Streamathon, but just the jpegs – my ode to a great stream. youtu.be/rDaxJDWs0cAнаб ❧why did it not onebox. i hate it hereReplying to sehe – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@sehetw agree to the latter part, hence the st fork in the second invocation, but i regularly Would Like To run like 2-6 batch jobs (like chroot dist-upgrades) and tail them until they're done and being able to do this in parallel in a single terminal bindow, rather than sequentiallyнаб ❧@sehetw plus sometimes you have a terminal, but no windowing, like on serial in a VM3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧wtb: something with a parallel(1)-like interface that automatically cleaves my tty into small output windows for each jobнаб ❧i guess this either "is tmux" but tmux sucks or "is -exec sh -c 'st -e sh -c "ls \"\$@\"; read _" _ "$@" &' _ {} +" which is okay but (a) annoying and (b) i just spent 10 minutes writing itнаб ❧wo-fuckin-wee statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged, 80% to haskell identifier soup moment lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧yeah im a tankie (transform into a КВ-4 every full moon)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1unique nomenclatural phenomenon that men seem most strongly drawn toward NFTs (Not Funny Tokens)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bestie (pej!):2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧thinking about an alternate universe with time-zoned ntp and google still smears 25- and 23-hour sundaysнаб ❧yes i did just observe two 2:30s, normal day when its earlier than it was 15 minutes ago1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧the feminine desire to be grotesque beyond analysis1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2no fuckin wayReplying to @eatijr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@__eater__ sometimes also because bite is dick in french and they dont like gigacocks in their marketing1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5what i dont get is why american restaurants advertise "home-made" food. isnt the entire point of Going To A Restaurant that the food is made (a) on-site (not a home) and (b) in an industrialised process (not like you'd at home)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧uhhhhhh that's mercury lol?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1haveing a normal one with pipewire and my phone over bluetooth?Replying to meowy catgirl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@nyanotech im pretty sure it is for sccs because versioning is Just per-file? not sure if cvs broke that in some way to become cloneable thoReplying to meowy catgirl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@nyanotech isnt this essentially sccs^WcvsReplying to locked-mutex deallocator – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@leftpaddotpy@nyanotech@enbyfoxen hm, conversely, i've found that i don't mind ssh latency, for like, upwards of a second because i just type and send the line, including corrections, blind, because my mental map of the input matches readline's, whereas other people deem mosh-over-wet-string absolutely unusabeнаб ❧1pretty much the same thing holds for an editor (one that i know, anyway, trying to use atom was pain), and, after a certain point writing under a single repository, including if suggestions take too long because like i somehow Know the one i want will be Second or w/e?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧yoooooo sysvr4 secret zfs??!?наб ❧okay, wait, that's really not that shocking, considering that's literally what solaris is, but3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧no way :0наб ❧also, very funny to me that _POSIX_CHOWN_RESTRICTED originates from a literal RSTCHOWN SysVr4 tunable (and that each SVR4 filesystem that supports changing ownership carries an identical 5+2 line comment about this)наб ❧brb getting shelled by AT&T for posting this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧top left: V6 manual (which as a consequence of this purported change (V5 allows owner and root, persists suid for just root) moves chown(I) to VIII), top right: V6
bottom left: V7 manual (which moves it back to 1), bottom right: V7
why!!!!!4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧bro, bro, an aneurysm just popped in my brain, i just saw a tiktok of a girl unironically lipsyncing to the real slim shady where and when the fuck am iнаб ❧it was also, by ear, 20-30% faster, at least? is it 2002.наб ❧i mean, she keeps it g or whatever, and does it quite well for a tiktok (though I question the appx. 4 hours before the last shot), but still, the fucking whiplash, honestlyнаб ❧(and, yes, this is (a) 120%, but (b) very much an "i had to see to so you do as well" situation)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c orchestrating events such that the program i want to exploit is only written by salarymen after 3pmReplying to 正勝吾勝勝速日 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@_SVR4 Miss Sherlock episode 8Replying to Simulacra of a girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@gewtgreencell.global's my go-to for replacement batteries that aren't landfill, and it looks like they have a t60 model, but i don't know to what degree they distribute to the colonies1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧very strong world-building by le guin to include slavs verbatim in earthsea tbh, i respect it1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1amongus i'm poster? is this anything?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1haha, yeah1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3bitches on here want one thing and its a selinux-style girlfriend1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1lads, given t and e make you smell different, what do i need to shoot up to smell like mid-range shoe wax1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧GI Joe (gastrointestinal jocelyn)6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧got a lamp, and by god i love websitesнаб ❧maybe its always been like this but ive been holding strong (still am!) to a 1600x900 in 20"(?) display but this is 1440p in 25" and wo-fucking-wee the column with the actual data is like an A4 widthнаб ❧1also, multi-monitor Windows is such a fucking clown fest compared to i3, it's like borderline fucking unusableнаб ❧yeah, yeah, "shit transgendereds say"наб ❧fucking god, theres a focus-on-hover thing in windows but it takes a full second to actually work, literally whats the fucking pointнаб ❧10 brightness, 50 contrast, white Web Site, -.7 at the other monitor which is at my usual night brightness. its brighter than my room lighting.Replying to æ ⎎ ii – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@frameslip it doesnt show a message this verbose, but sourcehut 502s do mail the owner address with a, frankly, surprisingly reasonable amount of relevant data1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11🧐 markdown is an HTML macro package1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i think im teething? which feels odd to say, considering im closer to 30 than 105 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5come to kraków's smallest jysk before the dawn of the hour if you want an ass kickingнаб ❧hm, this is a bad picture, infinitely worse on a big screen. apologies.наб ❧unrelatedly (not at the jysk), i just got carded for alcohol for the first time? im literally like 21 in december, its not like im sixteen?наб ❧1at da carrefour, anyone want anything??наб ❧3bought clothes for the first time since uhhh 2018? maybe, anyway, new pants :0Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c miniscule.ATOMIC1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1there are two System Requirements for games and theyre "two thousand dollars" and "an ummm, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh computer would be good?, yeah"Replying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@kgbcatboy id propose "cat girlfriends" but i dont know the efficacy of mutual cat-on-cat stabbing. a riddle indeedReplying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@kgbcatboy catsнаб ❧@kgbcatboy well, my cats cant operate a bayonet yet, but i teach them every day 🙏🙏🙏1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1waking up be like
Oct 13 12:29:50 наб kernel: random: crng init done2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uhoh just posted a patch to fix x32 FTBFS of a package untouched since 2012 (there's an archived repository with unreleased changes from 2016, it also fails to even configure)наб ❧oh, debbugs got back to me. mistake! bugs.debian.org/996482Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@dazabani oh, i fully agree with the sentiment, yeah;Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@dazabani hm.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1hm, @the6p4c, you seem to be well-versed in the färgrika haj market. what do you think the street value of these fine gråhajar would be?наб ❧2(i do not speak a single germanic language so this declension provided to you by guess and prayer)Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14@dazabani Letters 8
Digits 10
Arrows 4
Dashes 76
Controls 5
someone who is good at layouting please help me budget this. my keyboard is dyingReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani and roff enjoyers! (so, an overall total of two, but)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧when you the cat1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧rrrRRAAARGH bugs.debian.org/9963251 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧y'all can stop mining, ive found the bit coins :02 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1fundamental twitter experience: 0 Following 0 Followers, Followed by six people you follow, Following, Follows youнаб ❧1it also did not let me put @kgbcatboy in the tag window (even to say that they Cannot Be Tagged in Photos), which is ace, tooReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp fun fact: in very early unix, the kernel actually, literally, forked pid 1 off pid 0 (kernel), so for a short bit before it execs init, userspace does actually share a stack (well, the whole kernel (well, a copy of the whole kernel, this is pre-virtual-memory, but point stands))1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧:0Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c society if
if \(bs was supported by any extant roff implementation78 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4now /this/ is how you pack a fucking processor.наб ❧2I was (still am) surprised, too, so maybe photos just don't reflect this, but this thing is /fucking massive/ and heavy as shit, and that's without the cooling.
Like, logically: yes, it's a server, it's a computer but bigger. But holy *fuck*, you know?наб ❧6server cat
server catнаб ❧1if nothing else, at least I'm learning how to pack hundreds of dollars of computer for thirty cents a piece, so
still though, that's a sight if I ever saw one; or, well, I haven't, seeing as 96 gigs of RAM is like uhh double what was in this entire house beforehand, which,наб ❧1why buy a 500 dollar 12-core ryzen when you can have two of these babies for sixteen buckaroos total ??
like the cooler design, too, shame they were packed in fucking styrofoam, chunks whichof are now permanently embedded in the top of the finsнаб ❧2that's about as loud as could be expected tbhнаб ❧1logically understanding that 2*6*2 is 24 has definitely not prepared me for the twenty four logical god-damned CPUs what the hellнаб ❧1might be slightly oversensitive to this but it still baffles me how Dell has managed to make a gamer serverнаб ❧1a quick register flash off an ubuntu server install cd in a second computer and we're booting 🙈🙈from the integrated storage slot 🙊🙊 (and we're both girls ? 🙉🙉)наб ❧1BIOS update: cheque
two adapters because I can't read: checque
the installer: sees the SSD now
this: looking scarily usable
aa: aaAAAнаб ❧1and they say the perfect date doesn't exist..наб ❧1servers are baby too, even if they zoomнаб ❧2[eternal barbie voice] FreeBSD was too annoying, let's install Debian.
OMV installer refused to talk to my NICs for no apparent reason.
Only the Debian netinst image told me it didn't have the drivers.
A gargle and firmware pack later it's installing, and I'm still less annoyed?наб ❧3s h e l i v e s
and oooh momma does she zoom
nabijaczleweli@tarta:~/uwu/llvm-project/build$ time ninja
[2720/2720] Linking CXX executable bin/opt
real 18m5.292s
user 395m34.443s
sys 19m9.773sнаб ❧2lolнаб ❧2so the times are in, a standard-size 900x mandala, which took 9 hours on my computer takes.. 2. minutes. a 1440x one, which took over my computer for four days takes two hours on the dot??? aaaA?наб ❧2Golfed it down to 43 minutes and 10 gigs with even more cursedly parallel code (but only two unsafes!) that /actually/ uses all those CPUs throughout!!наб ❧2the slowest part now is writing the output lolнаб ❧143 was the initial estimate, this run ended on 36m39.952s, including savingнаб ❧1GET INнаб ❧1i might be slightly (or, indeed, thoroughly) pissed and mildly (or, indeed, kinda bigly) dissociated but,, i never thought i could make this (forgive the pretence) art so big, so crisp, im literalyl crying becaiuse i might actyhaly make a print of th is that doesmnt suck,наб ❧2guess which idiot deleted the output dir so all the saving threads just panicked and this hang around forever lolнаб ❧2for the first time, i present: big baby
7.5M/layer for a total of 15.3G.. all other ones up to this point, including the videos et al. are 43.7G. I have space for like two or three of these on my hard drive lolнаб ❧1Anyway, I wrote a doc which is hopefully coherent – github.com/nabijaczleweli….
That being said, this is very much a learning experience for me in more ways than one, so I'd appreciate any input, be it artistic or technical WRT my threading and why it sucks so bad.наб ❧1or, for that matter, regarding the doc itself because im horrible at writing plaintext, so if you read it and it's confusing, then that's a bug, and id kindly ask you to post, preferably an issue!наб ❧2!!!!наб ❧2get the bloody hell inнаб ❧1uh ohнаб ❧1nothing I've tried opens these properly, either, so I'm assuming image crate bug?наб ❧1of course it is github.com/image-rs/image…, but at least the testcase made a neat output so..?наб ❧1i fucked up but its nice so it's fineнаб ❧1hey twitter what the fuck why on earth is this 1677x and JPG85 there's a fucking reason I post in 5000x png and that's so it doesn't look like trash; godнаб ❧1this triggers a trypophobic reflex, which is weird because I don't really have trypophobia?наб ❧1FUCK EYSAH BAbeyнаб ❧1hmm that's nice but that's itнаб ❧1So i tried affining threads to consecutive CPUs was slower by 30 seconds, which I'd thought would be a NUMA thing, but it turns out CPUs 7..11 just generate 18% faster somehow? And (according to lscpu), NUMA 0 is even-numbered CPUs and NUMA 1 odd-numbered ones?наб ❧1ok I won't deny that this graph is pretty but this has to be the most confusing way to number theseнаб ❧1booнаб ❧1somehow I keep finding myself going back to tinker with one part of this or another, be it to set up adhosts generation for dnsmasq, make mail work (cursed though it may be), now I'm stealing omv's rrd graph generation, but.. I'm having fun?
Are… are computers actually fun?наб ❧1could I pipe netdata into grafana? probably. will I? potentially. should I? definitely. did I? of course not lol github.com/nabijaczleweli…наб ❧1the datacenterness is stored in the 100g over a consumer 4TB drive?наб ❧1Today's mistake is i plugged an ethernet cable inнаб ❧1this two-routes-with-the-same-metric config was deemed impossible by [REDACTED], but here we are!наб ❧1its 7:13 am, ive been at this for roughly 10 hours, and im incredibly stupid, but following some nice lady's tutorial and [REDACTED]'s guidance im have achieved :b:ondнаб ❧1the day is the morrow, or, uhhhhh the next morrow (oops) but im proud to present (1) a file copy and a torrent of debian dvd (of course) and (2) file copies on two computers
granted, I'm still dropping 1.5 packets per second and I have zero idea why, butнаб ❧2the DNS resolution for this post brought to you by (1) systemd-networkd, verbosity heavyweight, (2) bumped netdev budget, and (3) bigger receive buffers, for all your fast network, slow CPU needs, and so you're not dropping packets all over the fucking floorнаб ❧11the 1 packet drop per second and some more once a minute originate from the access points! and there's no way to configure them to not multicast with this shitty protocol!! tp-link continues to be a mistake!!!!наб ❧1so i was imaging a 160G drive and despite the roughly 100M/s read the output was kinda uhh much slower sometimes which was worrying until i remembered i set compression=lz4, which, granted, used the entirety of the RAM, but brought that down to roughly 29G, for essentially freeнаб ❧13so i have some X server and an Jan 2012 pulseaudio build on my windows desktop and it.. works? (mostly) transparently? im fuckjing astounded?? it's cursed and the latency is very bad and scrolling the spotify windows saturates my 1G connection to the server but>?????????наб ❧2actually i lied its only pulseaudio with the horrendous delay, quake is perfectly playableнаб ❧1well, that's uhhh not gonna work all that well, now is it?наб ❧2upgrading to bullseye, incl. full rootfs backup, and, uh, haveing an sqlite momentнаб ❧1haha, yeahнаб ❧2python efi port inside dell firmware package inside system configurator why?????наб ❧1klapki :0
the best bootloader installation experience ive had in years (i was gonna go with sd-boot to actually verify that klapki Just Worked but i forgot the insane magic you had to do to get sd-boot to actually install, and, well it did Just Work)наб ❧1am i shining my proverbial boots here? yes. but IME EFI bootloaders are either fussy (sd-boot), dumb (incl. this includes "too smart for their own good") (grub), insane, or all three.
none of them rival apt install klapki -> Yes on "Add all kernels?" -> C-A-D -> It Comes Upнаб ❧1my secret? git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel… – it's not a boot-loader, because you don't need (or want, usually!) a boot-loaderнаб ❧1that being said, falling over to EFI is an Experience™ with hard-minimum three-minute boot times and no EFI shell (in the firmware or otherwise, running the EDK2 shell binary just seemed to loop forever and not do anything)наб ❧1also, it's wild to me that this system has EFI (of course) and a TPM (1.x) but does NOT have SecureBoot. debian-installer, which loads grub through shim, printed some sort of error that contained a *_mok_*()/ENOTSUP error message before the GRUB early init, and there's no configнаб ❧1ffmpeg -f x11grab on idrac6-kvm (it's Java!) over wifi is oddly okay (but it is a strong wiffy). OTOH, the virtual desktop does /not/ scale, and was literally two inches in either direction on my 2K-in-8.4" laptop screen, which is a great time if you're uh Not Twenty. either way,наб ❧1are you shitting on my ass?наб ❧1oh my fucking god does restore have a fixed fucking PATH_MAX buffer. what the fuckнаб ❧1what does this meANнаб ❧1useful!! but seemingly this has something to do with the filesystem im restoring to?????наб ❧1yeah; also, why does it careнаб ❧1...because it does integer arithmetic on this later on i guess, but why not fall down to a default instead :/наб ❧1how hard is it. its already defaulted when out of range. come on.наб ❧1this one weird echo $2 in /e/k/cmdline trick (poettering hates her!)наб ❧2cant say ive seen this one beforeнаб ❧2double whammy today bugs.debian.org/995992bugs.debian.org/995996наб ❧what exactly is the point of an in-platform KVM when the video mode can somehow be intransmissibleнаб ❧so, uh, updated to 5.10.0-9-amd64, and (a) there's MokListXRT{1..113}-605dab50-e046-4300-abb6-3dd810dd8b23 variables that return EINVAL on unlink (??), and/so(?) (b) literally any write(2) under /sys/firmware/efi/efivars returns ENOSPC, including, like the boot orderнаб ❧1plus, (c) I've lost 1.6G of RAM (94.4, but the full 96 under BIOS boot, is there really 1.6G reserved for runtime services!?), and (d) under EFI, kexecing destroys the platform /so severely/, that the iDRAC goes down too. no packets. the /only/ control is 4s of power buttonнаб ❧1so, EFI on the R710: no. just not usable. that's discounting the square fucking two-plus (sometimes five!) minutes spent on UEFI init, /after/ the already-lengthy boot.наб ❧holy shit it just worked, first try, there's literally nothing to write about, it Just Booted off a TPM-encrypted root datasetнаб ❧time, surprisingly, very well spent on this! git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧this is the ideal filesystem layout; you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like, &c., &c.наб ❧hm, 94 is 96*1000/1024 so that's likely just a Unit Moment, not a hunk reserved for runtime services, but the rest of the Anti EFI Aktion stands i think1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧richard matthew steamerReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@__phantomderp i mean, under C++ iterator rules, [0xfffffffffffffff0, 0) encompasses the final 16 bytes, so1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧need me a bad bih who is just lamda calculus 🥺Replying to locked-mutex deallocator – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy i had keylocation=file:///root/key set for the root dataset, which meant that the / mount unit transitively depended on /root being mounted (to load the key), which, trivially, requires / to be mounted, which you can see the problem. I moved the key file to the root datasetнаб ❧1@leftpaddotpy in a way, yeah, it was transient state (as produced by zfs-mount-generator), but it took me embarrassingly long to figure out, considering i wrote the damned thing2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3new old bag (its armoured :0)наб ❧1ГШПО
"Восход"
06. – 87г.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧has reichstag sued cows over flecktarn yetReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c isnt this just GermanReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@the6p4cReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c whiffy :0Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani he do be inspecting the disks doe :0
Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧28@the6p4c Xylofagia In Doggirls: A Statistical Analysis Of Home-work DisappearancesReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c the best class of excuse is "sorry im late my dog was, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah" so im tempted to classify this under, uh, "based dog"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3yeah im on a watchdog timer (refresh @the6p4c's profile occasionally)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Alan Jackson got right what so many still get wrong: whether a girl wants to have sex with you in your car is determined /purely/ and /solely/ by the head-cooling efficiency of your convertible1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2fr e sh a voca do :01 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧we need to outlaw advertising so we get a new-and-current edition of the heterosexual poaster imo2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧8hi :0наб ❧1if you reply from a private account I cannot see it; I'd think this defeats the purpose of replying, so3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4lads, I've found the worst bookнаб ❧2a truly infernal compendiumнаб ❧1if your publisher tells you you need to cut six full chapters to print your already-thousand-page book, something tells me you, uh, haven't spent those thousand pages well2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2наб ❧2just found a scan of the reference "Revised November 1, 1984". sorry for this.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2ive just signed up to a russian auction site where all the russian city names are in cyrillic but kraków is "krakow", fantasticнаб ❧my guy printed a shipping blank and it's got cyrillic but does not have ęŁńó. how1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: a cat is just a small mysterious guy who loves food and long walks1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧find a more kissable funny guy than SCP-682. impossible.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2this is where sick VMs end up?? :0Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c oh, this explains the thousand-dollar listing with twenty-nine-thousand-dollar shipping i saw yesterday3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧big perfume is oppressing me, personally, by preventing me from smelling like a warm tin of collonil nilfettнаб ❧its not only unsustainable and/or ineffective to apply it topically, but also mine is, mostly, not a hard-wearing leatherнаб ❧admittedly, ive also thought this about the coccine(?) black shoe polish but that is more obviously recognised as, uh, Niche (it's in the same class as machine oil (which is a similarly attractive scent)), but i cant imagine why you wouldnt want to smell like nilfett1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧🥺🥺🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1its perennially hilarious to me that the study of circles is somehow acceptedly dubbed trigonometry2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧the number after the page name indicates how many notifications that utility/function/file has, and, therefore, its popularityнаб ❧chgrp? weak game. chown? fucks.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1one year, half month, close to my record i think?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1infosecs are always going on about evil maids, but i fail to see the issue — just pay her a living wage and/or stop being racist?Replying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@mycoliza the most reliable (defined as "widely-supported") API is alarm(2), which takes an (unsigned) int, from Now; coreutils doesn't support int=i16/long=i32 platforms (i don't think anyone has since SysIII and 3BSD, it's A Special Hell™); either way – relatively unlikely?наб ❧@mycoliza lmaooo this is the origin of the message: it *is* an obscure variant of UNIX and i think it qualifies as (b): Linux/HPPA (!?), reported 2012(!), overflows a kernel-side i32наб ❧@mycoliza i don't have PA-RISC hardware (and who knows how well qemu would emulate this), but considering it's in mainline since pre-git and still sees updates, it's 2020, and an explicit 2038-conscious timer patch touched it in 2019 (apparently?), I'd be, uh, surprised if it still held?Replying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@mycoliza im 99% sure this is either (a) bogus (this isn't an inherent limitation of any of the UNIX timing APIs that coreutils timeout can use – timer_create, setitimer, alarm – they're all deltas from Now, sure, but the limit lands elsewhere),наб ❧or (b) idiotic because this is not remotely the place for this sort of note (and the platforms in question, if they at all exist, use i32s as the global time du jour, meaning this is a systematic problem, not that of timeout)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧in many ways, writing a manual is just coming up with a guy and sticking with himнаб ❧being endlessly unimaginative, during the course of writing the voreutils manual I've instead transcribed my good friend [REDACTED]; to which extent this was an excuse to ask him insane questions like "thoughts on gachimuchi?" i will not comment on5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1considering quitting my job in techнаб ❧2just handed in a month's notice at my job in techнаб ❧2just handed in my badge and gun at my job in techнаб ❧1it didnt let me add a poll before, soнаб ❧oh, i guess it's also impossible to ascertain if im endorsed by fujitsu anymore; alas2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1252наб ❧16as seen on TV: twitter.com/GNUxeava/statu…Replying to sarah – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@winocm same tbhReplying to XenonNSMB – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@XenonNSMB indeed, "the nabijaczleweli.xyz server" is literally in my attic lol2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2!! :0наб ❧2oddly, the mail itself is actually genuine (passes DKIM!) this time, just a scam1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2most diseases are just "these little guys that live inside you are sad today"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧🧐 i cant believe they took down bright yellow; unacceptable4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6haveing a normal one at the poast factoryнаб ❧1amazingly, posting off my phone is, evidently, possible, so?наб ❧2two notifications and the DM box this time? very coolнаб ❧1Refresh worked, but refreshing didn't, magnifiqueReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c Segoe, which provides these on my desktop, also does this; personally I'd say that having all that clutter is much less readable than not so in all cases, but then I don't do much braille (but also I don't think the non-bumpy fields are ever delineated, so)наб ❧1@the6p4c (where by "does this" i mean "its bare")1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4think i paid duty on this one ladsReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c this is the first font i've seen that isn't Just The Dots (plus, i mean, the graph looks, uh, like shit like this, cf. DejaVu Sans Mono, where the dots are, well, dot-resolution)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c okay, i have to ask, is this just a weird font or why else are the unfilled braille dots, uh, painted in?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c another plaque in the long and well-studded hall of rtlwifi moments; my condolences1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i think the youth of today describes itself, increasingly, as primarily, if not purely, conceptual in natureReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp call me principled, but if a platform developer doesn't find it worth their time implementing even baseline standards conformance for their system, I personally recommend not finding it worth your time developing market-share for their platform, but heyнаб ❧1@__phantomderp (either way, musl is MIT which usually means you can steal it wholesale)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@__phantomderp SysV (though, admittedly, with a severely UNIX programming model in v1; either way, decidedly '89-vintage) and mandated by POSIX since .1-2001 in its current form; I don't, uh, strictly see why you'd want or feel the need to roll your own?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2finally, the heterosexual poster :02 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧need me a baddie like this 🥺наб ❧железодорохники in any good condition are, unfortunately, exorbitantly expensive unless you're a serious, serious collector (and most of them don't ship outside the federation, so), so meshok.net/en/item/247638…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3holy shit is this real @the6p4c???!?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c wild, my postage came out to five bucks from HK and three euro via Deutsche PostReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c i, uh, think so? but i don't strictly have a comparative baseline for an itanium 2 sticker (that being said, most of the ones in the same envelope were very obviously copy-protected, so, I'm gonna assume these are Right, too)
наб ❧13Designed for Microsoft® Windows®XP Windows®2000 intel Xeon Phi inside™ intel iRIS xᵉ MAX Graphics gf 🥺
Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c turns out you can, uh, just get these in sheets for cents off eBay1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4Itanium revival starts right now!!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧damn bro chill, i just got a thing for 400 руб, not won back иркуцк1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧with bright yellow :01 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧*defrauds you, making you small and unfraudulent*A fork in the thread! – 5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧i think im spoiled by the EU united banking front™, to pay a nice russian man 1100 руб i need to know either the exact branch and subbranch of his сбербанк account or his exact address and full legal name (romanised, of course)наб ❧and also pay like at least 170 руб for the privilege (wise.com rate, my bank would easily do thrice that). literally how do people put up with thisнаб ❧the guy who listed this called it "Сумка армейская с подогревом (?)", and I tend to agree; what the hell is this, why would you choose XLR for heating, if, indeed, this is heating? if it isn't, what the hell is it?наб ❧it's not like i can find out, anyway, but if you're in питер – meshok.net/en/item/215454…Replying to Big Brand Bullshit™ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@ErisMeatPuppet kgakosz2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧it's truly a wonder of the modern era that i can, from across the globe, in real time observe my friend suffer permanent crippling peripheral nerve damageнаб ❧fluoroquinolone, prescribed hand-wavily for something mundane; single pill(!). very cool moment1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3holy shit3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1here's a fun tidbit: rm(I) in [V3, V7) has -r, but it only removes the files in the directories, not the actual tree; there's no way to remove a directory tree on those systemsнаб ❧3since V7 it does also remove the directories.. by fork/execing /bin/rmdir; rmdir(2) doesn't exist until 4.2BSD and SysVr4. it's a wild westнаб ❧1oh, and SysVr3 sees symlink(2), but rm doesn't use lstat(2) until SysVr4, which means that it happily follows symlinks, and is the only system in history to do so. try explaining the fallout following misusing *that*1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1couchy balls theorem ("two of them")1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧fact: it's winter; how: (a) it's cold enough to warrant a hat and (b) the air's so thick that public transport's freeReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c you know, like uhhh yellow/grey/splotchy/tiger/caracal, the lotReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c i was thinking cat-class, but not, like, a classically kissable kindнаб ❧1@the6p4c (this is where knowing a first thing about cats except that they have funny colours would be helpful; alas)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c id classify it as a semi-wild species we only have base-line environmental control over, so yeah, why not2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1shired new york puddingнаб ❧1unexpectedly tolerable for something that came out of england1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i mean, as nomenclature goes, i've done worse, butReplying to Marcin Skarbek – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek i wanted to (try to) achieve feature-parity with coreutils' MAC support, but seeing as literally nothing actually ships it (except for tizen?) I wonder if that's remotely worth-while4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧is there, like, an actual system that isn't "for cars" or "tizen" that deploys SMACK out-of-box?наб ❧neither debian, fedora, nor slack/suse carry any semblance of smack, so, again – does it see any use outside of tizen's stakeholdersнаб ❧1cursedнаб ❧1ALT is the only distribution that ships SMACK userspace tooling, but, helpfully, does /not/ build coreutils (or any other part of the system) against it. very cool3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2just panicked kNetBSD by accident :0наб ❧13left: report 1997, reply 1999; right: report and reply may 2021
> so... unfortunately panics from onionfs are not exactly unexpected,
howнаб ❧2uhoh gnats.netbsd.org/564101 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1kills: 42 men and a mosquito1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧stolen from a friend and scribbled over1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧urinal ported to hardcover :0Replying to Leah Neukirchen – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@LeahNeukirchen matter of taste, I'd say, and ten gigs seems a reasonable cut-offReplying to Leah Neukirchen – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@LeahNeukirchen how so?6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3having an indelibly normal oneнаб ❧1narrowed it down to WCHAR?наб ❧and only on PID 1?наб ❧it's not out of llu range, so??наб ❧fuCKING PIECE OF SHITнаб ❧fixed in trunk (left) and bullseye@3.0.5-7 (right), rebuild-only backportReplying to Nire Bryce – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@NireBryce@__eel__ this being B key with data+power disk-side SATA and familiar circuitry (+ the large isolation scar over all DDR pins, though it's difficult to see from the photo), this is, disappointingly, quite literally just a riser to put in a DDR4 hole, not an adapter of any sort whatsoever5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3borgar :)наб ❧1borgar/no borgarнаб ❧borgar redacted, it was an ideological affront to dog, even if it was quite goodнаб ❧non-cheeseborgar cheesed borgar; south-east momentнаб ❧mouldy borgar :0Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12@dazabani ah, this supports my conspiracy theory that the first few episodes of house were actually shot in guatemala2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1i played a video game two days ago and my wrist is still destroye. how am i falling apart at such a young ageнаб ❧(is it because i spent literally every waking hour of my life since like 14 either typing or writing and that is an exaggeration by no more than 10%)Replying to femb✦t – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__femb0t it's the perfect computer, and, unlike what you might think from the gay piss daemon offering, it's Just a normal laptop (with an actual CPU and 16G of DDR4 (soldered, price you pay)) but with a 2K tablet screen (with 2/3rds of the drawing tablet driver patchset in mainline)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧wowee, I did not expect this to be, uh, /the/ primary source on ДЕМОСReplying to femb✦t – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@__femb0t hey hey hi hello
наб ❧5@__femb0t this is vindicating my financial decisions which i cant imagine to be a good thing, but its perfect beautiful and i love it with all my cold dead heart, cf. thread for sensibler size comparisons
наб ❧5it's very important to highlight /just how miniscule/ this computer is – barely bigger than my hand, and I have tiny hands
Replying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@kgbcatboy this, not whatever bull and/or shit we've achieved, is truly the pinnacle of evolution. by god why can't this be meнаб ❧@kgbcatboy (also it just hit me that here come dat boi was, uh, in when i was in, like, first half of high school? jesus piss im ancient)Replying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@kgbcatboy i mean, we've had a pretty bad run,1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1>3.2 TB raid5 324 9GB Ultra SCSI disks
>1.2 TB Raid-5 (140 9GB Fiber Channel disks)
to paraphrase @__femb0t: return
vice.com/en/article/8q8…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2beware of frog :))1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧idgi what the big deal about Guinness is; am I missing something beyond it being, like, a middling dark beer?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧good for her! good for her.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1guy who kisses his cats goodnightReplying to 𝓓𝓻. 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@xomputer@iximeow multics moment4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧not sure what the jasco marketing department knows that i dont, but im pretty sure "JASCO's unique crossplatform Windows software" is, ex definitione, an oxymoronнаб ❧also, fi and fl are, like, ligaturised but not and they somehow all have, like, spaces after? a true brochurial typographical disasterнаб ❧i've reached the back cover and here it is again. it's even more explicit now: a cross-platform 64-bit Windows software package. so cross one platformнаб ❧it could notionally be WoA, but (a) lol, (b) it says PC inside, and (c) this is W7 chrome in beautiful 50x70, destroyed with JPEG to an impressive degree; do marketing copy writers know a first thing about any subject matter?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4you vs the girl she told you not to worry aboutнаб ❧3the "this set includes" list is 1.5x the acceptable tweet length alone and it's a deathly cute set of booklets and theres no way i actually use it in any way or read it because installation guides are the worst type of writing but i want it so badReplying to Morwenn – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@Morwenn_Ed > As a food additive it has E number E123.
> Since 1976 Amaranth dye has been banned in the United States by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) as a suspected carcinogen.
very coolнаб ❧@Morwenn_Ed oh damn i can make carcinogenic bread from this?? sign me tf up15 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4lads, how do I get a book from a university library in Germany or Sloveniaнаб ❧2there are, seemingly, six extant copies of XPG3, all between 500 (Maribor) and 800 (Hamburg) kilometers from here. pain.наб ❧13why does every entity in the book business seem so intent on Not Engaging In Book Businessнаб ❧3am i just spoiled from dealing with equipment that "needs to be catalogued" and therefore "is catalogued" because it "has specifications". this is not a high expectation level!!наб ❧13why the fuck does elesevier, which /published multiple volumes of multiple issues/ not have any of the XPGs on-record. why doesn't international shit book numerology, which assigned twice as many numbers. they exist on GBooks, but mostly unreachable by number and labeled wrongнаб ❧13All I Want For Christmas Is a correct, exhaustive, number/title/author/date mapping for every book assigned an ISBN. which you wouldn't think unattainable, considering that's kinda what the point of the ISBN is; alas!наб ❧2admittedly, it'd also help if XPG was ever nominally something stronger than "[X/Open:CAE] [Portability Guide:Specification], Volume N" + Publish Date, but still, that's what the damned numbers are forнаб ❧1XPG2 vol.1 in.. Gdańsk? which means I could probably get it locally? wild shit. but this is also the only result for "X/Open" in the polish library index, so katalog.nukat.edu.pl/lib/item?id=ch…наб ❧1damn, there's even something vaguely competent that would scan this (a) well and (b) without destroying it in Kraków. hmнаб ❧12turns out the second result for "skan książek kraków" is actually in central warsaw. not that it matters because it's the only competent shop that sells this, but it's hilarious that this book will go gdańsk to kraków, I'll bring it home, then by courier to warsaw, then backнаб ❧1or not, because books acquired by inter-university requisitions don't leave the library. so no scans of any quality (well, no scans at all, just copies on a 40-year-old xerox, most likely). cool. hate it here.наб ❧1Politechnika Gdańska has all five volumes of XPG2! they will not let you see any of them, even locally :)наб ❧1loathe academia :)наб ❧1oh and apparently i could also get XPG3 from one of the german universities for a perfunctory fee as part of the inter-university library thing. but what's the fucking point if i can't actually fucking use it in any way beyond "look at it for a few minutes". what exactly is the pнаб ❧the archive has XPG3 vol.1 (commands and utilities) apparently? wild archive.org/details/xopen-…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧two beers in gf (she'd have to walk to the store for more)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@the6p4c i think you need to include vore in the analytical parameters, makes sense to me3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1stooped so low, opening non-critical groff bugs :/ bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…наб ❧11in which I advocate for .At 32v to produce "AT&T UNIX/32V" instead of "Version 32V AT&T UNIX"; this is the pettiest bug I've ever opened, I think, and yet it's one I feel very strongly aboutнаб ❧1(a) yee marc.info/?l=mandoc-sour…, and (b) haw savannah.gnu.org/bugs/?61104: git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/groff.git…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1a "25-minute training course", consisting of three minutes' text and 21 minutes flash-like animation of the text appearing from an empty background, except somehow it manages to work less smoothly than flash and you can't speed it up 2x from the context menuнаб ❧also there are "Select the PDF icon to learn more about [module]" link images on most pages, but they just give me this page from login.microsoftonline.com, very cool1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧have you ever used the GNU test(1)/[(1) "-l string" form for integer operators (-eq, -lt, &c.)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1A "capybara", or a "based rat", is aReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13@greenTetrah1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2brain worm1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧u- uwuven??Replying to locked-mutex deallocator – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy yeah, for injecting tokens into the parse stream, not shitting out text. you can do both with a normal preprocessor, only the former with language-level macros. hence build.rs-as-preprocessor – they serve completely different purposesReplying to locked-mutex deallocator – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@leftpaddotpy M4's, like, alright, in severe spite of its position as head devil of autohell (but then it's the only portable way to do tempfile(1), haven't had much pleasure beyond that/autohell), but I'm a hard-line text macro apologist, especially of the C preprocessor, it's great for HTML!наб ❧2@leftpaddotpy and by "great for HTML" i mean i deploy it as the primary generator for a few sites (+ AWK for e-books/RSS, im a consistent laughing-stock for both); the only reason I haven't used the C preprocessor /on/ Rust is that I can do text substitution and sufficient codegen in build.rsнаб ❧1@leftpaddotpy either way, my point was that it'd be (a) kinda weird and (b) hysterical, like, there's no real reason you /couldn't/'ve grown UNIX on an M4-based C from the get-go. obviously, thankfully, we haven't, but it's a one-line change in the driver! maybe if $old_man liked M4 more…Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@atax1a hundreds of years of written script, still no clue how to write a g. doomedнаб ❧1@atax1a AMIX topaz font, another truly inexplicable g4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3(a) "left and right four-fifths scanned on an A4 flatbed as separate pages on a PDF" was the worst way to distribute these but (b) this is the weirdest fucking g I've ever seen, not to mention the insane kerning on the apostropheнаб ❧12glad to see that in the past 40 years we still haven't gone past answering "so what's new in your system" with "uhhh, it's bigger, its like the previous one, and it has Graphics! also see this extremely over-detailed explanation of one particular sexion"наб ❧2just imagine an alternate timeline where we got a mature M4 ecosystem instead of a specialised C preprocessor!наб ❧2i mean, i imagined it and dont feel well now but im a noted c preprocessor liker against all odds, so i dont discount this being M4 enthusiasts' dream1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1vore in the kraków sub-urbia?Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@iximeow id go with z/yaxpeax with z-yaxpeax cratename, but as for an Actual name for s390, ive usually seen "IBM Z" and/or "Z" further down the document1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11Nowadays, it's all about AI: GANs, GPT, &c. It's time we talked about a network that generated some of our most formidable adversaries to date — Al-Quaeda.Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c if there's anything making cover art for that one album taught me, it's that you're underutilising the colour channels. i assume this directly applies and is useful to your crypto-analytical application?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c gps week let's go, you'll find a.. leap second to chase?наб ❧2@the6p4c not sure if this is quite something with my limited understanding of non-twitter dogs and no understanding of the gay positioning systemReplying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@mycoliza ive found this also applies to Boneless stickers (12$/2x500pcs. rolls), but i also get weird looks about my laptop possibly having been de-boned. also people dont like drinking from Boneless cups, oddly?Replying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@mycoliza@saleemrash1d@iximeow 2021 "popcorn likers visiting" incident1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1poasted to an at gnu org mailing list four hours ago, got 2 (two!) DMARC bounces so far because "re-signing headers after you mangle them" is apparently two difficult and sending forged mail is a good way to inspire trust in your users2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1americans be like "it's a prefixproperty disease, it means the property applies to her prefix", like okay shawty, i got that from the prefixed propertyнаб ❧ive watched three seasons of house since last week, if i hear "it's autoimmune, her body's attacking itself" explained to The Squad one more time I will bleed from the ears1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1uhh how the hell can
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<built-in>:62:18: error: source file is not valid UTF-8
#define __cpp_if_constexpr 201606L
^
```1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14/*
* people making love
* never exactly the same
* just like a snowflake
*/
what could Bill Joy mean by this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @dazabani: ty @nabijaczleweli¹ 👀
¹ UNIX® is a registered trademark of AT&T. twitter.com/dazabani/statu…Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@dazabani i was vaguely hoping to skip my the bit where i get publicly shamed for my diffie-scratch lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧classic CB-UNIX moment here: note how "expr index abcd d" is described as equivalent to "expr abcd : d" within two inches of "regex syntax is the same as that of ed(1), except that all patterns are 'anchored' (i.e., begin with ^) […]"2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧WYRM media :)наб ❧1i wanted this to be a WORM/worm/wyrm gag but Write Yes Read Maybe also describes pendrives quite well, soReplying to locked-mutex deallocator – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@leftpaddotpy difficult to steal a 450-page book on a good day, but considering I don't, strictly, have access to /any/ university library and I'd rather not risk my friends' academic careers, it's quite a tall order1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1in what can only be described as a Slav Moment i don't know if im presently "discussing roff typesetting for manuals" or "flirting", english desperately needs grammatical gender1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧*kills your store, making it small and eliminable*Replying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@atomicthumbs bottom surgery1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2is it true what they say? women do be shittin? got me fucked up!!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ex/queeze/me? UNIX/TS *and* the page ends on A.G.P.?? hello?????1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1"hat trick" this, "hat trick" that. what if something, god forbid, happens nine times – TF2?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧me n my mutualsнаб ❧dont know what this means ftr (im neither human, male, nor turkish, and i dont think i personally know any viral loads)Replying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@kgbcatboy it's all in the wri^W^W-d{Text,Graphics}AlphaBits=4, which brings ghostscript approximately 30 years forward1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧makes you think1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2a luxurious pillow for you, queenReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@dazabani in classic polish product labeling fashion, it should be "goosebump tape" (or, for a literal translation, "goose-skin tape"; either way, ). I'm pretty sure there isn't a significant poultry component?Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani hm, apart from the tearing mode and capacity to be written on, it's absolutely nothing like paper tape; I haven't a damn clue what they make it out of, but it's vaguely meaty, very soft, 100% glue-clean, and a wundermaterial entirely inexplicable by modern scienceReplying to cohost.org/delan – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani I, uh, have a label printer thing, so that. but another favourite is the actually-sticky bit of a sticky note (floppy bit lopped off), which gets you two lines of sharp, if small, text, and is good enough for the 2x4/2x7 of an HGST/WD short-serialнаб ❧1@dazabani against something that isn't black, narrow tape and fine CD marker is okay as well, but you definitely lose a bit of density there because a fine marker is still a markerнаб ❧1@dazabani also, and I've never seen this outside of slavlandia (or, indeed, used by anyone younger than sixty), but these mfers are the true cream of the crop when it comes to cleanly labelling anythingReplying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@kgbcatboy ah, egg. the sweet, gushing fruit of the cock..!3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1you're on her issues page, I'm engaged in a blistering double-forked thirty-reply-deep debate on her mailing list. we are not the sameнаб ❧1nah, doesn't work. too self-aggrandising /and/ it reads like something an insufferable american eighty thousand dollars in debt would actually think. ah wellнаб ❧tired // wired (there's one more reply on the previous page)Replying to vazkii 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@Vazkiimobile.twitter.com/__femb0t/statu…Replying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@kgbcatboy crowdsupply.com/sqfmi/watchy w/Al caseReplying to cohost.org/delan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani this is partially why I've taken to sticking labels with the short-serial on the caddies/trays/&c. (and, presumably, why HP caddies have that divot in there), it's saved me so much hair (and time, finding the label is a challenge sometimes) in the long runнаб ❧1@dazabani also, and this is a brainworm solution to this, so I apologise in advance, but you can finger the disks and spin down the fucky one – there's no way you won't feel it spinning back upReplying to æ ⎎ ii – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@frameslip@leftpaddotpy@the6p4c purple's #794BC4; links in compose box appear to be unfixable, though1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1coulda swore the Twitter Purple was, uh, Purple, and not this light blue? what's with this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1it is Jednesday, my dudes1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧you know what /really/ kerns my pairs?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧haveing a normal one at the font factory1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2red!Replying to Marcin Skarbek – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek tru, ale nuda; brakuje żenesekła w "stażysta dał mi formularz do podpisania"2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧permanently damaged by anglo media, can now recognise every fucked up ball sport i seeнаб ❧two seconds into second episode of House, my first thought was "Lacrosse?". it was lacrosse. I've never seen lacrosse or lacrosse, uh, rackets? nets? before. unexplainableReplying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@kgbcatboy didn't even get baptised, managed to avoid the appointments. i just think the poon-tang is undeniable and to not do it if it were easy would be mildly hypocritical as a hard-line anticlericalistнаб ❧@kgbcatboy (well, by undeniable i mostly mean "i know it'd work on me", but then you'd be one of the few people whose opinion I'd trust on this, so)Replying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a unbelievable. truly rotten to the core3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1hm, how hard would it be to get excommunicatedнаб ❧2rather, I think getting excommunicated would be cool but im not gonna do it if it takes a lot of effortнаб ❧1can't effectively hereticise or assault the pope, can't get an abortion due to "no uterus", so this is a winner I think(?)Replying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eng1nqueer Poland, so Roman Catholic; but excommunication-by-apostasy is lame. "i decided to leave the church" is somehow worse than not doing anything about it. "I got (myself) excommunicated" is cool as hell1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12you're in her DMs, I conform to XBD Section 12.2 (Utility Syntax Guidelines). we are not the same1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧what if we kissed 🥺 and processed debbugs mail 🙈6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmareнаб ❧honestly, the sheer fucking /audacity/наб ❧look, okay, I get it, the POSIX description (1) is supremely long, roundabout, and boring or whatever, I had to read it like thrice, but the example (2) is succinct and makes its point qutie well. "-n (ignored)" is fucking moronic, if not actively maliciousнаб ❧> AUTHOR
> Written by David M. Ihnat, David MacKenzie, and Jim Meyering.
slovak surname btw, not that it helped much because these are all americans, which was abundantly obvious from the horseshit this gave me :)наб ❧rage bugs.debian.org/992666наб ❧also, this? bugs.debian.org/992667Replying to locked-mutex deallocator – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy subscribe to the mailing list, and you, too, will be able to eat coreutils for breakfast, or somethingнаб ❧@leftpaddotpy this hadn't strictly been the original intent, but it's starting to become so with each inane-at-best coreutils bug I open1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧the grey cat do be learning about PA-RISC doe!Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@the6p4c@ImogenBits for a sufficiently cute dog t64,2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧haha, yeah :/наб ❧courtesy of the field behind the restaurant with the wake1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1a cat is just a little guy who's neither here nor there2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2[hands you a carriage] here, you dropped this, vroнаб ❧not only is the framing both ancient and anachronistic, i think this is the worst gag ive ever posted1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1yeah im into "picking up girls" (liking their tweets)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3god fucking damned work laptop just woke up and started downloaded updates. lid shut. in S3 suspend. its 0:40 am. why the FUCK is this piece of shit wheezing like a dying dog. in what fucking WORLD is this acceptableнаб ❧1moved it into the bathroom, but I can only assume if you S3d your desktop it'd do the same. in the middle of the night. and not turn off, because of course. and people actively put up with this shit, without being paid a tech salary to do so? rageReplying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@kgbcatboy to be fair in not giving undue credit to twitter, ive usually found this to have 100% hit-rate afk as wellReplying to Big Brand Bullshit™ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@ErisMeatPuppet i think we're safe on that front under the GNU system (but don't come /near/ a standard Berkeley userland)4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hm, the TUHS has a V5 root dump with wc.c dated 1974.11.27, with no supported options, and print-out of the V5 manual, with WC(I) dated 1974.3.10 and a plethora of flags, clearly derived from the former. what does this mean?наб ❧I mean, yes, most files in /usr/source have that date, but very much not /all/ of them! and that's still /after/ that version of the manual! that's likely an import date, then, but why is it newer by a half-year /and/ is older than documented?наб ❧also V6 inherits the former version? was this manual just run off a system with a prophetic wc, considering the nominal over fifty installations?наб ❧it's also very telling that there's no wc implementation in this world that conforms to POSIX, so1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧hm, im inclined to believe thisReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4@__phantomderp my point.наб ❧1@__phantomderp rationalise it however you want, but the beauty if labour law is that it applies to your employer, not to you, and the suits are astronomical. for good reasonReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@__phantomderp see, that's why the civilised world has labour laws; you know better – don't do an internet explorer1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1dunno why but this is the funniest type of spam. maybe because im viewing it on the literal mail server it's supposed to concern?5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1GNU printf's %q specifier is uhhh... broken?? somehow? why isn't there a ''$ at the start there?наб ❧12minimal case lol; something that needs escaping+'+something else that does => garbageнаб ❧12in which I say "sheesh" in a serious bug report bugs.debian.org/992161наб ❧11aaaand another, this time it fails to conform to POSIX at all lol bugs.debian.org/992167наб ❧11it never fucking ends!! bash builtin this time, and my test-case includes a 😩 bugs.debian.org/9922571 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2hey @the6p4c, wanna cause an XK-class restructuring event together? 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧one weird trick to make your fgetc/fputc stdio loops 41.1% faster on average!6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧spot the error in the (admittedly non-normative, but still) POSIX printf specнаб ❧oddly, this is correct in POSIX.2?наб ❧and in the current Issue 8 draft (POSIX.1-202x/D2), but the defects from the changelog don't note this, so, uh, HTML rendering bug?наб ❧also managed to find a PDF of Issue 7 (POSIX.1-2008), and it's fine there as well. hmнаб ❧uhoh mail-archive.com/austin-group-l…наб ❧thanks Andrew :)Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧212@__phantomderp@Artoria2e5 check out gnulib's lib/unicodeio.c some time; here's a fun little snippet:Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp POSIX extends this to not be dogwater instead: austingroupbugs.net/view.php?id=374наб ❧@__phantomderp but yes, "everyone changes their implementations" is literally what happens, because you just write a compelling enough DR to slash make sheep eyes at papa Josey and he gets it into Issue 8, and then uhoh allocator nonconformant, we call this a "big fucky wucky"наб ❧@__phantomderp you could say that that's the very point of a standards bodyReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp you know you can type this into Mantis instead of Twitter and actually have it go somewhere, right?Replying to locked-mutex deallocator – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy you need a capable font and (probably more importantly) a multibyte-aware generator, of which groff provides neither, likely because roff is a typesetting language from the sixtiesнаб ❧13@leftpaddotpy OTOH, Plan 9 roff would probably Just handle the latter, at least? but it's also Plan 9 and therefore impossible to get data in or out of, so dunno2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧current substitutions for rendering mdoc to postscript: ellipsis to three dots and 😩 to [WEARY FACE]. a manual for the modern day?наб ❧1thankfully (unfortunately), mandoc does actually, uh, allow this2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧> Bruce Perens K6BP bruce@debian.org NEW PHONE NUMBER: 510-620-3502
god, 1997 was a wild fucking time, wannitнаб ❧oh, and he's on twitter, too; wild shit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2women are always concerned about the most inconsequential stuff like "compliance with the nonproliferation treaty". like, okay, chillax dude, just don't tell NATO about it?Replying to Marcin Skarbek – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek@alanc oh, very cool, and a beautiful piece, thanks! FIPS publications 151-1 and 151-2, BTW, available w/OCR in from NIST: nvlpubs.nist.gov/nistpubs/Legac… (oddly, the NIST copy of -2 has a different (later, I'm pretty sure) UNIX trademark attribution)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1immortalised in mandoc commit log as an annoying bitch who wouldn't give out their legal name; hash blessed inbox.vuxu.org/mandoc-source/…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧an operating system is just an ELF-to-monad compilerнаб ❧im still not strictly sure what a monad /is/, per se, but i think this makes sense?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧truly nothing better in life than cracking open a new liter of isopropanol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1Debian kmultics-ia64 🥺Replying to henesy – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@H3n3sy are these subscriber-only? I posted but the archive is a maildir only available over 9fs and mail(1) claims to understand maildirs but doesn't so there's no way for me to check if it got to the list and the mentions of "dropped silently" don't inspire confidence3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧12uhoh, rounding bug in V10 (1) and P9 (2) seq(1), cf. (3)! even better that V8 (4) did not do this!наб ❧1are there Plan 9 from Bell Labs maintainers i can mail about this anymore or?наб ❧11oh, okay, no need, it seems, since it stopped pre-computing the count. the current Plan 9 seq(1) /is/, however, susceptible to `seq 2e20 2e20` (or whatever the limit for doubles is) running forever. cool!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uhoh who at twitter hewlett quackard broke fontsнаб ❧okay if you're gonna roll your own "Twitter Chirp" then at least make it not uglier than Segoe UI, which really isn't that hard1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pant tags say the weirdest things. "Reserved denim". okay? do you know when it'll be free?Replying to implr – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@implring@the6p4c@hackerspacepl what a beautiful beast; why the past tense, though – did it out-stay its welcome, something happen to it, or?Replying to femb✦t – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__femb0t , with thanks to the free gendware foundationReplying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@kgbcatboy le^Wwheels to die for 😩Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c well yeah but banks just send you boring stuff like credit cards or whatever, IEEE sends you literal gold1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1scp wiki's always like "SCP-5031 is a non-sapient quasi-humanoid creature of unknown origin.". okay, what's the issue – so am I?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧what is a driver but a process persevering1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧210DEF CON (Defence Contractors)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3this is a video. a pre-recorded stream is what people who aren't selling you something call a video. why does it have a live tag if it's a video2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6there is probably a limit to posting literally the same shot but i've yet to hit it i thinkнаб ❧1wait no im flashing a knife in this, this redeems it as "fair use" under the U.S. Co1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧199% of enterprise computing and 70% of normal computing is just making filesystems but worse1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧hey @SolovairUK, do you have a recommended way to deburr your eylets? i don't wanna rip my finger open and have to clean the blood again. TIA!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2this is a veritable splotchy momemt!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1it is "Band-Camp Friday". this gives me the licence to urge you, The Reader, to listen to and obtain my friend's experimental-but-palatable electronic Tales of a Burdock World, which includes such hits as Spherical Spheres Clash 'Til a Square Comes 'Bout: strangemammalsofdoom.bandcamp.com/album/opowie-c…4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1in what can be described as a great out-of-box experience, the tongue flap is cut too long on one side. it's /so/ obvious (cf. (1)), it's impossible to miss. makes one wonder just how hard they press the QC staffнаб ❧don't expect it to affect funxionality, it should just fold deeper than the manufactury pressing, but this is decidedly a "#showusyoursolovair@SolovairUK" momentнаб ❧1@SolovairUK yeah, minor convincing and its not a problemнаб ❧@SolovairUK two or three of the eyelets are also sharp on the inside and have managed to phenomenally scour the lace, too. this is slightly more worryingReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@__phantomderp considering Dark Souls is a tight, sharp, well-written ARPG, I'd say that MSVC is anything /but/2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧not even ultrix is free from the foundation :/наб ❧also, ultrix df(1) has a two-line heading and its so weirdReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@iximeow@g_solaria@JohnMeuser the longest before it starts returning 400 with no data is (1) with 8191 characters, so presumably 8k incl. NUL (as driven by (2), but that works up to a few megabytes)наб ❧2@iximeow@g_solaria@JohnMeuser ive originally tried posting an entire 5MB linux image, but that (a) segfaulted wget(1), (b) broke curl(1) config parser, (c) hung firefox for the best part of 8 minutes, and (d) Header Overflew libcurl; the 8k is actually possible to observe in a browserReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c@Euyis yeah, those; i've managed to forget this part. sux :/Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c oh, blades are thick on the ground, enclosures are worth their weight in gold (also good luck finding compatible PSUs &a.). this is the only functional system one I've found across a couple days (and a beautiful 2U new-old-stock, but that started at multiple thousands of dollars)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c@Euyis weren't they, like, poasting ельбрус machines on crowdsupply recently?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c found a functional blades+enclosure set on eBay recently; problems include having 1k€, some way of shipping 300kg across the schengen border, and it having a peak power of over 1.5x what my entire house is currently specced for, but i can try to dig up a link if that's no matter13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1a "USB to IrDA adapter", purportedly "Compatible with most of the notebooks […] and mobile phones"; is that so?наб ❧1novel packaging, also "most of the notebooks"? has no-one read thisнаб ❧1love how every language says "USB-IrDA adapter" of some sort but Russian's "infrared port with USB interface" which doesn't strictly mean anything
also, Windows 2003 doesn't, per se, exist, as it's a Server distribution (this implies IIS over IrDA, which I'd rather not consider)наб ❧1also also the max angle is 30±15, so.. 15-45? that's not a "max"?наб ❧1within: a condommed USB extension and the device as pictured. a rare case of true WYSIWYGнаб ❧those were the days. 4Mbps! over 1.8m! (exclusive, more than likely, but still)наб ❧mint condition, babeyyнаб ❧oh, wipes clean, not tea-bag for a 14-year-old disk; byte-identical to archive.org/details/gembir…наб ❧the disk was in this folded half of a print-out of some battery-based physical purification implement. what could be the meaning of this?наб ❧it does actually appear to be compatible with "most phones", so point up on that oneнаб ❧1but only because phones run ancient Linux (3.4 in this case, Lineage on yuga). IrDA got hard-cut from the kernel in 4.17 so it's not in Buster or later, which means it fails notebooks and PDAs. the NT driver is 32-bit only, too, which you probably can't inject into a 64-bit imageнаб ❧(and yes im fully aware this is not what it mobile phones means, im not /that young/ to not (indeed, I've used IrDA before as-intended when it was its time. it wasnt good), but I also don't have any hardware on hand, and doing IrDA from a Xperia Z is hilarious as a concept, so)наб ❧oh no ive mislaid this set of posts so it doesn't resolve sensibly /and/ ends on a parenthetical. buy my friend's album strangemammalsofdoom.bandcamp.com/album/opowie-c…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧наб ❧is this at all even vaguely something1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧so you're telling me a zone improved this plan?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1the lángos joint did not survive. f for my magyar bretherenнаб ❧left a good chunk of change there over the years, sad to see it occupied by a fifteenth indistinguishable zapiekanka bloke instead1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧women /love/ drinking from the poison chalice5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧distributor who doesn't know what they're selling vs OEM who doesn't list discontinued or unavailable products: who will winнаб ❧according to NPS, they don't make 14-eye steel-toed boots /nor/ 14-eye cherry reds. distributor has pictures of a 14-eye steel-toed cherry red, very clearly own work, but I also trust that distributor as far as I can throw them (difficult to do to a shop)наб ❧but then NPS has a typo in the center of half of the job listings so who knowsнаб ❧i pray they hire that toe tasting operative so the southerner line gets a toe that fits the upper and welt without bulging both, because so help me god i will eat that shit upнаб ❧i was sitting on a quip that i need an expensive hobby because i work in tech and am Getting Old, but that ship's sailed it seems1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3i dont get "lactose intolerance". 90% of my friends are poly lesbians that don't deal with emotions well and i put up with their bullshit; you can put up with a funny sugar1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2today is the second (second!!) time I got mail about my git + neomutt + pgp config because apparently I'm the only person in existence that manages to do signed patches lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧top: V7, bottom: POSIX.1-2016Replying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧24@mycoliza im quite partial to ZFS's arc.c (pictured), but a lot of the grand theory comments have banging diagramsReplying to ElonMusk (private account) – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@oculisprimed classic careful what you wish for moment1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧love chess. great iteration on the rogue-like concept1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧are there any белаз girls out there? 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧becoming a bug girl, call that arthropomorphisation3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11we need to return to the essenceнаб ❧note how (a) even V5 has no fucking clue about the dd ASCII/EBCDIC conversion tables and (b) POSIX blatantly plagiarises the conversion, to the word. truly magnificentнаб ❧more than half of SVr3's dd 1600-line implementation consists of option parsing. that's more than the entirety of my implementation1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧m4 is just lisp but the function name is to the left of the paren1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧*inflates your metatext, making you big and perceivable*2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2are the yellow minions with cylindrical eyes and fake glasses, like, a pre-amogus amogus?наб ❧pictured: a middle-aged mother in an unfulfilling marriage she can't leave because England doesn't recognise no-fault divorcesReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@iximeow among others, like the frame buffer data height, it describes a full n-dimensional frame buffer data space, the thorough understanding of which will be sure to help you take your gaming to the next level with alienware and gavin newsom1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1the thing i don't get with eARC is why a TV would be running a ZFS fork1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i went outside in shoes not sporting a heavy vulcanised sole for the first time in years, and to quote a modern-day literary masterpiece: damn bitch, you live like this?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧television is worse now; this is apparent. why? RGB. NTSC colour television works like the human eye. RGB is for computers. simple stuff.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3literal wood-side concrete wall of the military base btw1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧it's folded, tempered, and it does its jobReplying to @infranaut_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@infra_naut i am very unfortunate to be aware of old blanchie's anticsReplying to @infranaut_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@infra_naut oh. bad /bad/ postReplying to @infranaut_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@infra_naut okay, I'll bite, what does agf mean here; is this an american thing?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧this can be certified as a definitive lily moment!Replying to emily – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@lambdakitten it's in V5, where dd first appears, so it was probably use(d|ful) then, what with the shell being what it was (plus, there's no expectation of being able to use non-decimal numbers in any utility I think, so that's not really a shock to the user)Replying to V – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧15@di_v_erge@mycoliza@hikikomorphism (even worse, POSIX clearly and broadly states that it makes literally no guarantees on output from df that's not df -P [path]... (512) or df -Pk [path]... (1024), and pleads to the implementers, noting that df -P[k] is the only portable usage. GNU coreutils fuck /even this/ up.)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1have you ever used, or seen used, the multiplication (as in `[ioc]bs=69x420` for 28980) flag format for ddReplying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@mycoliza having read the V7 bootstrap and breeding document, as well as the porting memoranda, I would say that yes, it isнаб ❧@mycoliza that this applies to UNIXes of today, with their sophisticated memory management schemes (difficult to breed) and being 90% device drivers by volume (dominant behaviour), I would hesitate to agree with necessarily, but the NetBSD rumpkernel scheme is a step in the right direxion2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2UPU? more like uwuнаб ❧i swear i had a catgirl poaster read where this was funny4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4no, okay, but I'm gonna; what fresh hell?наб ❧1if you care to mime with me:
1. argv[argc] = 0
2. argv[argc - 1] == -1
3. to turn into -2
4. chroot perrors but chdir doesn't
5. the error path /doesn't actually rebind stdout/наб ❧SysVr3.01(?) notes that the -1/-2 thing "catches potential problems in old 16-bit implimentations(sic)" and uses a /third/ error reporting method; the why remains unknowableнаб ❧apparently argv ended with -1 not 0 before V7? this excuses the argv[argc]=0 stanza, but argv[argc-1] is a valid argument, and -2 is exactly as outside the process's address space as -1 is2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧magnusнаб ❧in what can only be described as a historic blunder, I've managed to get the flag backward /while looking at it/Replying to sarah – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5@winocm classic "PATH_MAX isnt, actually" trick. love too see itнаб ❧@winocm systemd pervasively strdupa()s most paths w/o a glibc-style fallback for long ones, too; I can't wait for the poettake on this2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧do electronic versions of the X/Open Portability Guide exist before vol. 4? the earliest useful document i could find is the notes to the XPG3->4 changelog, but it's just susнаб ❧AFAICT there's an obviously-sold-out listing on amazon and there's one copy of vol. 2 in a library in greece, and I only know the latter because google books suggested it; which, again: do these, like, exist?Replying to @_SVR4 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@swagick it did, yeah1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧requisite "got ownt in the group chat" poast but im cropping it worse than usual in hopes this drives engagement1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧LX-branded timezoneReplying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eng1nqueer omg it'd be an honourReplying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eng1nqueer don't think so, no1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2im in "the big leagues" now (got mail from a .edu address)Replying to @infranaut_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@infra_naut don't know per se, outside it being the big red guy from (1)
Replying to @infranaut_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@infra_naut if you mean piracy – yes; if not – i don't know what you meanReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c is dative for like cute dog girls or11 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧7not a place of honour, &c.наб ❧5наб ❧2i have a dense 600 words about the worst utility program in history (df) and SysVr4 rewrites it entirely once againнаб ❧2i no longer question why POSIX washed its hands entirely of this shit (funnily enough, the output it notes as matching by default with -P – 4.2BSD – is wrong: neither the heading nor the block size match (and rather obviously at that, since 4.2BSD switches to "kbytes"))наб ❧2why is svr4 like thisнаб ❧1yes, it fork/execs filesystem-specific helpers, too. it's 1000 lines long. the no-argument output is empty (spot the bug lol)наб ❧1i thought the SysIII version was bad (300 lines of oddly interwoven flags and way too many options), but this is just incomprehensibleнаб ❧1not to mention that there's no on-line documentation in the source or any of the distribution tapes I've seen. this is the fucking usage string. what are you supposed to do with this.наб ❧1okay I lied it's actually fine (by accident), but it's space-indented and therefore unseeable on narrow tabsнаб ❧okay, I admittedly write sparse mdoc, but I skipped most of the insanity, and have 545 lines. df.cpp is 465наб ❧3.5 full A4 pages of just STANDARDS and HISTORY lol9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1yoo, mans do be dripped tf outнаб ❧here's a suggestion: don't heat up tooling for (what I assume is) the sole purpose of getting it to an oxide purple if you can't make it stay vaguely straight lolнаб ❧2anyone else's @sqfmi watchy completely refuse to meet tolerance against the top case before filing away the PCB flare?наб ❧@sqfmi okay so i clicked firmware update, connected with bluetooth, and uh I'm not quite sure what I'm expected to do. w.s.c doesn't have a prominent button and Docs doesn't mention OTA; I guess it's supposed to be Watch Faces -> Try it! on one of them, except it does literally nothing?наб ❧@sqfmi oh, apparently it uses navigator.bluetooth, so when it says "with a Bluetooth enabled device" it means "with chromium". cool. could at least show something instead of quietly tossing TypeErrorsнаб ❧@sqfmi you can do OTA with base16 ROM | fold -bw1024 | sed -e 's/../& /g' -e 's/ $//' | awk '{print "write \"" $0 "\""; system("sleep 0.5")}' > fifo & { echo menu gatt; echo select-attribute 86b12866-4b70-4893-8ce6-9864fc00374d; cat fifo; } | bluetoothctl actuallyнаб ❧@sqfmi but you'll doubtless drop packets regardless of the delay and it'll take 30 minutes because the firmwares are 1.7 megs, this really does need to listen to the change eventsнаб ❧@sqfmi anyway, it'd be cool to actually be able to upload a firmware image without downloading hundreds of megabytes of python and building worldнаб ❧@sqfmi also, for something with actual literal physical clicking buttons, the click detection is atrocious3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1im separate im pure im segmented im fixed-stack im word-swapped im small model im executable im V2.3 im V3.0наб ❧the man set just has catpages, there are C, CP, CT, DOS, F, HW, M, S sections, corresponding roughly to what you'd call 1, 1dev, 1text, 3dos, 5, 7hw, 7, 2/3
also spot the missing mdoc macro lolнаб ❧Intel is distributed by Intel Corporation1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧so you're telling me an adversary generated this network?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1what's the deal with "kosher salt". salt's pareve? how could it become /not/ kosher1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧18damn.. says a lot about society!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧ok bad postнаб ❧if only there'd been some way to wrap this that didn't gigablow!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2some magick indeed1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ok me1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1pronouncing AT&T as @ ref T, accidnetally reinventing APL in the processReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@iximeow bragging rights at the -o bsdgroups dinner table1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1why mine bitcoin when we could've run, cumulatively all-time, a big ole 6MW train for a year and nine months straight instead?? missed opportunityReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@iximeow i mean, beside it sounding bad, it's not really a /tremendously/ bad idea, right? GID 0 gets, realistically, nothing much with a rootfs prepared with a default 022 umask, I wouldn't think?Replying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp recursive constexpr templates on the relay plane when3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3at da poast office, its pissing it down, im 3 minutes after shutterнаб ❧2slavs posting their Ls onlineнаб ❧2this does mean that if you'd like a few of these I'll poast them tomorrow
2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧how do i have a gold vetusware membershipнаб ❧im very much not complaining, indeed i'm grateful for't as I need to pull some SysV dumps, but it's as surprising to me as anyone1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1absolute fucking clown shit. no explicit label on /tmp, GNU coreutils leaks the previous context with -Z (bottom) vs reverting to the default (top)наб ❧1bugs.debian.org/9909622 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧vapourised holes in my finger notwithstanding, how are we feeling about thisнаб ❧⌀0.5mm titanium is always surprisingly graceful to work withReplying to Marcin Skarbek – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek never wrote the driver for the fingerprint reader in my laptop, so dodged that bullet3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1fun fact: that bundle of wire that was glowing red not five seconds ago? still fucking hot!наб ❧literally burned out a few layers lmao holy shitнаб ❧thanks to that, it's no longer painful at least, but i also no longer have feeling in it
also it's noticeably stiffer, probably because its fucking cooked2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Anarchist Win? This Woman Calls Her Girlfriend 'Bro'наб ❧please, my execution, she is very sick5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hog (!!)наб ❧is "quantum overflow" just time, meaning "higher priority restored when syscall is made" or?наб ❧nice(2) has the literal worst documentation in existence I thinkнаб ❧just count the bugs lolнаб ❧yes i did spend the past two hours scouring fifty-year-old manuals and kernel sources2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1978!наб ❧R. Morris, K. Thompson, Password Security: A Case History Encryption Computing, April 3, 1978, and this is already largely a retrospective; the searches are on a PDP-11/70. this really hasn't improved, has it1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧something wrong with these dogs1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧saw a beverage that very loudly advertised "Zero Sugar!" on the paper label. sickening.Replying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw I mean, I read this as ordered according to the tree then broken according to the input (so tree stable over last unique of input), as does every other implementation, so dunno4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2fun fact: GNU tsort is terminally broken lolнаб ❧1the literal example from the standard (unchanged since 1987) produces fucking gibberish. makes you proud to be britishнаб ❧1absolute fucking clown shit bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…наб ❧1XPG2 may've come out in 1987, but it originated in 32V, /which does this correctly/, in 1978. how do I know? it fucking runs on contemporary systems14 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧16haveing a terrible urge to acquiesce a small-format "¹ UNIX® is a registered trademark of AT&T" stickerнаб ❧3наб ❧2наб ❧3hm.наб ❧4how does font licensing work. do I technically need a blessing from Sun Microsystems and/or Commodore International (or, indeed, Commodore-Amiga, Inc.) for this or do the almost 30 years and the fact that none of them exist anymore pre-emptively exonerate meнаб ❧4day well spentнаб ❧3its here ladsнаб ❧322-hour payment-to-courier-on-my-doorstep turnaround is quite somethingнаб ❧3🥺наб ❧3this photo doesn't do justice just how absurdly sharp the text is, in both sensesнаб ❧4glam shotsнаб ❧3this may look large because the laptop is small, it's just 9.5x149.5 (3.5x143.5 + 3 padding)наб ❧14either way, here's a poast nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_… and source material if you wanna print your own lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0009-UNIX-r-ATTнаб ❧3or, seeing as I have 160 of these now (80 on foil, 80 on paper, both mat), DM me if you want a fewReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@iximeow Ghostrunner does this, but all the MODULE_LICENSE stanzas I saw were Dual MIT/GPL, leading me to believe that they've thought about this, which I don't know if is worse or not?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧you're the austin group chair and get this mail. wyd?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧it's 3pm on a wednesday. my bank's website has given me timeouts with "try again or call support on the phone :)" three times in the past ten minutes of trying to do a single thing. how is this possible2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2kinda fucked how pretty much every alcohol and light fuel just tastes like spicy water!наб ❧the only thing gasolines, kerosenes, and the like have going for them is that they're a bit oily at the end. i don't really understand the point of having so many when they all taste the sameReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c buying silicon from tek and copper from holtek. real nominative determinism hours on da market to-dayReplying to emily – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@lambdakitten @Annatar34381343 @leftpaddotpy yeah, this feature is new in V5 (undocumented, but V6 says (1), V4 lists it in BUGS as wanted), the question marks are unprintables, and I'm not sure what PID 0 is even supposed to be, I assume this is some random chunk of memory coming from the unused zeroth kernel _proc entry?Replying to emily – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@lambdakitten @Annatar34381343 @leftpaddotpy (the V5 one doesn't (chdir, login, shift, wait, : (the latter 3 of which appeared in V4)), so previous ones likely don't either)наб ❧1@lambdakitten @Annatar34381343 @leftpaddotpy also, at least in V5, you /can/ fork login off and it does work, it just fucks up login accounting (note who output), which is suboptimalнаб ❧1@lambdakitten @Annatar34381343 @leftpaddotpy same thing happens on the V2-on-V1 thing (code.google.com/archive/p/unix…)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11[devolves into self-referentiality]7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧absolutely fucking wild shitнаб ❧id probably rest easy just having read the PDP-11 assembly, but it's quite something to (be able to) validate that read against an actual V5 instance within secondsнаб ❧writing an essay about sum history in the manpage againнаб ❧while not necessarily a bad thing, it also proves the POSIX cksum non-normative section and most sum manpages wrongнаб ❧but then again it is sum, soнаб ❧anyway, i think this is a complete history of sum(1)наб ❧as with many things, this would be better if it weren't exactly what it is, but the same concept applied to something useful. alasReplying to m0nt3 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@_m0nt3 i mean, enterprise IEEE subscriptions have landed me a few kilobux (if bought individually at consumer rates) of standards that don't exist anywhere (I looked), so dunno about this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧898i never understood the phrase "friends with benefits" until I started leeching off my friends' IEEE subscriptions1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧thank, sReplying to emily – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@lambdakitten@leftpaddotpy this stanza is still there in V4 and V6; as of V5 (the earliest for which the TUHS has a source dump), (a) sh still does this (1) and (b) login still exits on EOF (2) (and is then restarted by init according to /etc/ttys, this is consistent since V1)наб ❧2@lambdakitten@leftpaddotpy reading through V5 login.c again, I think this is just because of accounting, cf. (1) – t/utmp.tty are the current terminal (ttyn(0)) – if you didn't destroy the session by execing, the child user would be listed as logged in for your session after it finishesнаб ❧@lambdakitten@leftpaddotpy a far cry from process control indeedнаб ❧2but I have to admit, it was a rewarding exercise, and I did get got by a fifty-year-old manual again9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧thanks, Dennis!наб ❧more thought was put into locating this than into safety handling of most software you can get from your distribution todayнаб ❧i want to say this is mildly excessive, but i know it very much is notнаб ❧1i was told UNIX did not have file types, what's this thenнаб ❧24god, simpler times, wannitнаб ❧1what fresh fucking hellнаб ❧2tm – meditate
Tm does not use any files, from external influences and distractions.
Attempts to use flog(1) on tm are invariable counterproductive.
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This page was copied from PWB/UNIX Release 2.0 (1H) and brought to you for your amusement.наб ❧dae double-free in 31-year-old codeнаб ❧2while i had been passingly aware of some lengths to which /bin/sh was actually half the system, it's inexonerably wild to me that the /only two/ builtins in the V2 shell were chdir and login1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1No Sharing. No Copy/Paste. Print once. More information.3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧praise bunixнаб ❧having a "testsuite moment" and launching 92k 7-process groups that live for 0.02ms eachнаб ❧the only problem with this is that it apparently exhausts FreeBSD's process table lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4"open source", but with the same implication as "open wound"5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1uhohнаб ❧waagh bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…наб ❧also happens on .TS requests (hehe), and unlike .EQ I actually need them :vнаб ❧clown moment bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…наб ❧how the fuck was it 3 hours alreadyReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__phantomderp i /will/ sue for brand dilution1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1y'know what? fuck you. *signals inside your band*2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧following last night's ИИ (Игристое Инцидент), I feel qualified to speak out against the blatant mislabeling of Советское Игристое as "carbonated fruit wine drink, contains sulfites", seeing as it's much better described as "hard soda, also stinks"наб ❧no, the label of this supposedly-fruit-wine does /not/ say what fruit it is. nor can I.
this is also the first time I've smelled anything anything that reeked as strong as a bag of pyrotechnic sulfur without actually being fine sulfur8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1bruh what does this /mean/наб ❧1"this URL can be loaded by a browser, therefore [????????], therefore there's a vulnerability somewhere?" i dont understandнаб ❧am i stealing bank passwords now??наб ❧hey @Zekv4n mind explaining why you're scare-spamming random iframeable sites with requests of money for bogus non-existent "vulnerabilities"?наб ❧1i usually try not to be too scathing, but I also don't usually end my mails with
> I hope to receive reward for the responsible disclosure of the vulnerability
>
> waiting for your response
>
>
> Best Regards
> White HaTнаб ❧3logging off, got epically owned!наб ❧2this shit again
oddly, I don't know a Team Teamнаб ❧1replied and got 554 User unknown - arslan.security.researcher@inbox.eu, which, lol2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧waagh, openssl contains seemingly-fully-capable blake2 implementations /and/ an EVP facility to set the output hash size, but..... ignores it entirelyнаб ❧1thank fuck for sublime's seemingly-infinitely-deep undo stack, I guess, but still2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧dunno if it's just me or a general indictment of the Java everything-ORM-always-everywhere model, but it's somehow infinitely easier for me to look around around a text dump of a top-level document than it is to attempt to traverse sixty different files with fucked up accessorsнаб ❧maybe im just spoiled by languages with enums to Be Able To Get a sensible document treeReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c this but its tweets from people who are more online than me1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧so you're telling me this guy pre-dates pursuits?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧met uhh bright splotchy todayReplying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@mycoliza oh you'd /love/ abigail outputнаб ❧@mycoliza (cf. github.com/openzfs/zfs/bl…, which is, yes, user and glibc code in XML with hard widths (and paths!), everything is type-id-num for thousands of lines, and it doesn't fold redundant consts together, so you can only generate these on gcc, and it's not compatible across versions)наб ❧(this appears to be the peak of (semi)automatic ABI versioning)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1thank you groff, very cool9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧ex/cuse/ me?наб ❧TYPE is a string on one or more two-digit SPCS type numbers (e.g. "01" for No. 1 ESS; "01 02" or "0102" (the space is optional) for No. 1 ESS and No. 2 ESS.наб ❧(sic! tremendous UNIX typists strike again)наб ❧SCCS September 16, 1975 (!!)наб ❧the oldest one in this set is, of course, BJ(1L) at March 1972наб ❧21fascinating how "file descriptor 1/2", repeatedly, instead of some variation on the standard output stream, was a Normal thing to write at some point in historyнаб ❧a truly scathing review of IBM's cheap mainframe programming language from the late fiftiesнаб ❧not oft do you see an official signed AT&T Bell Telephone Laboratories memo stockнаб ❧53Unfortunately, VAX 11/780 based UNIX systems seem to be naturally immune to all viruses that infect can produces. It seems that such systems are self-VAXcinated
BUGS (pardon the pun)
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This page was copied from PWB/UNIX release 2.0 (1H) and brought to you for your amusement1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧scouring old manuals again, and it's very cute how up to V6(!) pages were officially numbered restor(VIII)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i pressed C-A-D -> Switch User literal fucking minutes ago. please.4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧just had the worst hour of my life as my computer hard-reset and i seemed to've lost all 1191 tabs in my firefox sessionнаб ❧turns out, even when you can't get to it from within firefox because it's too big, 1.5G is a happy size for appending addon userdata, even if the actual data blobs are somehow compressed and/or scrambledнаб ❧praise fucking be firefox developers for making it tolerant of just yeeting 99% of the sqlite databaseнаб ❧anyway, and yes this is advertising but I don't care because its saved my ass (well, life in this case) twice in as many months, use tackup, kids1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧in good company lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1you nicks1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4lads, how are we feeling about this?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3bitches b going outside dressed like this and still wonder why they're being homophobiad!38 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧210need a girl to take me here 🥺наб ❧2it's genuinely fucking insane that you can just download a 4.1BSD tape, but simultaneously it really shouldn't be an "it popped up on bitsavers" affairнаб ❧1(i really should publish the AMIX font extraction at some point, I even got it into a sensible format for Linux to use for VTs at one point, but then I upgraded from an 1024x768-in-normal-size to a 2K-in-hand-size uhidpi laptop which pushed that back a bit)наб ❧1anyway I'm writing an env(1) page and apparently literally nobody notes when the single dash option happened and just says it's obsolete; so far, lessing over raw tapes, I think it split off printenv(1) in 4.2 and had it innatelyнаб ❧1The UNIX Heritage Society's 4.3BSD-Tahoe/{usr,src}.tar.gz are broken :/наб ❧1apparently this is a known issue and there just isn't a base system of 4.3BSD-Tahoe in existence :(наб ❧1the official canonical source of the CSRG ISO, which purportedly contains the source set is very dead, but archive.org has it, but it's 60kB/s and 560M. im going to dieнаб ❧2currently in 2006наб ❧3design language of a warez site but its entirely software you didn't think about since 2003наб ❧1if ATT-SYSIII.7z is correct, env(1) existed in that form in SysIII; this is less helpful than anticipated, considering it's not in V7 and SysIII is derived from about seventy other different unixesнаб ❧3WARNING
Over-use of this program will cause it to go away.наб ❧3love too typesнаб ❧3it also uses =+, =-, =| and declares initialised data like this, which is truly enlightenedнаб ❧3it's also written for a 16-bit int and too broken to link after you patch these all away such that a modern C compiler accepts them, unfortunatelyнаб ❧2oh my godнаб ❧1"cbunix_man3_02.pdf", it can't possibly be, right? oh it is. the way it was meant to be readнаб ❧3i'm not sure what i expected from SourceCode/cbunix*.pdf, but it was /not/ filthy scans of pr(1)ed src/наб ❧2🥺наб ❧2we NEED to go back to the times when this was pertinent informationнаб ❧3i'm gonna be honest, I didn't expect to (be able to) read an actual literal UNIX manualнаб ❧2like, everнаб ❧5there's just something about the register (and presumed epistemological context to a significant but less obvious degree) of UNIX manuals that you can't get anywhere anymoreнаб ❧22so true, bestie!наб ❧18NOTE:
This page was copied from PWB/UNIX Release 2.0 (1H) and brought to you for your amusement.наб ❧3"No shell", "cannot open password file", "no directory": consult a UNIX programming counselor.наб ❧2the last two pages of the first PDF are.. completely different? cpio(1) from UNIX 5.0, which I assume means SysV, from a line printer (or photocopied, I guess, but it looks pretty clean? but I don't think the original can be anything else), and someone scribbled over them!наб ❧1the second PDF starts with the much shorter cpio(1) from CB-UNIX, which likely means that that site had upgraded to a cpio(1) from a SysV distribution
similarly, 45(!) pages of the second PDF are csh(1) – native to 2BSD – printed on a dot matrix(!)наб ❧26a true delightнаб ❧3> Getty also understands the "standard" ESS protocols for erasing, killing and aborting a line, and terminating a line.
this sounds much more insane when you remember ESS is the Electronic Switching System. standard protocols for killing and aborting lines on a telephone switchнаб ❧2oddly, that's also the diagnostic /I/ issue when my input is garbage or out of range!наб ❧3aaaand here it is!наб ❧1out of SysIII's parents listed on Wikipedia (Version 7 Unix, PWB/UNIX 2.0, CB UNIX 3.0, UNIX/RT, UNIX/32V): V7 doesn't have it (well, one tape does, but in usr/lbin, and no manpage), PWB doesn't (neither the Spencer nor Bostic version from the TUHS – the intro for both says (1)),наб ❧1UNIX/RT isn't in the archive and there's one »"PDP-11 UNIX/RT ldp" files ?« alt.folklore.computers post, but it's narkive so it might as well not exist, and UNIX/32V doesn't have it eitherнаб ❧3> Downloaded: 2 files, 608M in 2h 35m 36s (66.7 KB/s)
aaand it just has 4.4. time well spentнаб ❧1and the winner is... 4.3BSD-Reno!
this is also congruent with the other tidbit i saw that people weren't happy about Reno doing POSIX conformance, hence Quasijarus et al.наб ❧3i just wanted to not lie in my manpage and somehow ended up downloading 2.7G of UNIX source and deadmenнаб ❧2that being said, if anyone /does/ have a 4.3BSD-Tahoe source tree, I'd be ecstatic to have a copyнаб ❧final version14 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2one hundred and seventy three dollars for a PDF of a standard one-and-a-half-times my age, for which the current versions are free from the austin groupнаб ❧h-hello? based department?наб ❧pahz-itive is not how I'd describe reading most IEEE standards, generallyнаб ❧at least it's got a text layerнаб ❧all I really want is POSIX.2, which is 100% unobtanium. NIST published POSIX.1-1992 via FIPS, which means you can freely download it. IEEE still wants over a hundred dollars for the PDF of a thirty-year-old standardнаб ❧the interpretation (comments) is readily available, but it's (a) one PDF per page and (b) doesn't have the thing I want, even tangentially. painнаб ❧what a deal!наб ❧AFAICT, nobody /actually has/ POSIX.2. not IEEE – what's labelled "1003.2-1992 - IEEE Standard for Information Technology--Portable Operating System Interfaces (POSIX(R))--Part 2: Shell and Utilities" is just interpretation requests, not even NIST, which published it as wellнаб ❧the best reference so far is FIPS publication 189, which is 14 pages, incl. blanks, and it has what I need now (tangentially, would prefer the actual standard wording)наб ❧it also lists POSIX.2, but it's 7 pages and also published in 1994, which likely also makes it likely to be the interpretation requests
it's also in the NIST library on the main floor, so who knowsнаб ❧proverbially this close to mailing the austin group chair with puppy eyesнаб ❧I've now mirrored all FIPS publications, and there's the entirety of POSIX.1 there, but just notes on POSIX.2 and how obsolete options apply to federal computer systems :(наб ❧holy shit i think I got itнаб ❧oldlinux.org/Linux.old/Ref-…Replying to Alan Coopersmith @alanc@fosstodon.org – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@alanc interesting, cheers!Replying to locked-mutex deallocator – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy gibberish, AFAICT, since dblp.org/db/journals/ca… lists no such article1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i think ive just found "the good shit"?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c was it not the rumour that mister pfizer (who i assume excretes all vaccines) had figured out a way to express magnetism in the inoculated?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2everyone's heard of -1 for errors, but have you heard of the -2 supererror?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧dae1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14Give tape to SYSTEM GURU.Replying to locked-mutex deallocator – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy very much not so lol, needs =s
but a global =? -> ?=, this file, and booki() was pretty much all I needed to fix, which is astounding in its own right1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1splotchy cat in da flannel! unthinkable3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧warning!!!!! hog :)наб ❧this is also bollocks, seeing as it's been here for like a week(? reportedly) and I've last passed a full-size pig on the side of the road no more than a month agoнаб ❧indeed, there's a multitude of pigs that just live here; i can't imagine what point this is supposed to make
17 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1yeah so umнаб ❧uhhh yeahнаб ❧how the fuck do i read a 5¼" floppyнаб ❧all signs point to "get a drive and cable from ebay lol" which /really/ isn't the answer i was hoping forнаб ❧i bought a drive+cable combo for 200 slutties, i expect to use it once and list it again for 200 slutties with the same pictures and descriptionнаб ❧one thing that surprised me was just how.. floppy the floppy was. 3½" floppies are like "stiff-but-you-can-deflect-them" floppy, 5¼" ones are just like... actually very soft, i dont like itнаб ❧mistake, and it's at got at least six years on meнаб ❧1posting this as "rate my setup", the greatest thread in the history of retrocomputing fora, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,наб ❧<Enter> to select the capability of boot to OS/2 operation system
a normal requirement in 2003наб ❧1ARM coprocessor in an early-oughts' PC? more likely than you'd think!наб ❧first and likely last time I'll ever touch one of these, hehнаб ❧I've spent the entirety of yesterday on this, and this is the best result I got, after manually resetting the controller, setting the geometry and using the dedicated fd0h1200 node instead of fd0наб ❧5 I/O errors from the driver are preferable to: blocking for upwards of a minute on an I/O request, getting ENXIOd, getting fifteen separate I/O errors that end in nothing, or getting an fdc state and variable dump from the driverнаб ❧all of yesterday, I've heard it seek no more than four times: only on boot on the first board I tried while searching for devices to show in the boot menu, but only sometimes. not a clue when, exactlyнаб ❧a well-spent friday, all told :/наб ❧1passed on to its next owner today – same description, photos, and price – as is traditionнаб ❧also the packaging, which was also very clearly used before prior to me getting it, hehReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5@the6p4c i recommend simply becoming part of a standardisation body and getting standards to opine on for freeнаб ❧3@the6p4c well, rather, this worked for me and WG21, I assume it'd be less easy for something like SD1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧daemon (aff) vs god (pej!)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1so you're telling me an electrical machine discharged this feature?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧i think instead of overloading operator[], std::vector should just have operator+(size_t) -> iterator and operator[] should remain *(vec + off) alwaysнаб ❧this goes for all standard containers like std::map, too2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1just realised one of my friends has turned 21 this week. chillingнаб ❧1in no small part because that means that so will I this december, but in so many others because all I've done for, well, ugh, years, now, is stare at a screen and be depressed and/or angry, which is hardly of note, let alone import2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2holy fucking shit Windows has now decided that it will not, in fact, be displaying the Notification Area at all past very early login; what exactly is the point of a commercial system that's literally more broken than early Xнаб ❧1toggled a Widget, it reappeared, minimised total commander, its back babey1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧yo, when they do butt implants do they just.. stuff a bunch more poop in there?? or what. any1 know?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧[becomes hexavalent]3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧think I just found a bug in FreeBSD's uname(1) lolнаб ❧waaagh, it strips the whitespace differently than uname(3)наб ❧lol bugs.freebsd.org/bugzilla/show_…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧has anyone done cppreference as man3/ yet?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧you're in her DMs. I'm scanning her argument vector. we are not the sameReplying to locked-mutex deallocator – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy musl does also support x32, but i haven't seen a quad to match, yeah
producing the binaries is also just half the battle, IME; when i did get gnux32 builds, most nontrivial programs would sigbus or segfault because the codegen Wasn't Very Good (improved in newer LLVM, i think?)Replying to locked-mutex deallocator – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@leftpaddotpy x32 is an x86-64 ILP32 ABI; in the context of Linux support, yes, you do enable it at configuration time on an x86-64 kernel like i486, and if Rust were Go, the story'd end there,наб ❧@leftpaddotpy but because it isn't, like with any ABI, you also need a userland to match, and for environmental reasons (openssl, libssl, libgit2, &c.), you end up with pretty much 90%, if not more, of a normal system for any non-trivial programнаб ❧1@leftpaddotpy so, yes, you can run normal amd64 Rust binaries on an x32-capable kernel just fine (and if you're on Debian, you already are! x32 syscalls are just a cmdline switch away), but on native x32 systems using Rust like that in any real capacity means a full second set of lib*:amd64наб ❧1@leftpaddotpy (hope that answers your question?)8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧8anyone ever get an urge to just write coreutilsнаб ❧busybox is more than fine for what it is, but it also sucks ass for interactive use for that very reason, and GNUwno coreutils have several outstanding problems that are simply unsolvable because you can't patch them (and also they're GNU, which is reason itself to berid thereof)наб ❧like we would all be better off if someone forked NetBSD coreutils and provided a mostly-drop-in-equivalent interface for GNU coreutilsнаб ❧like, the very ability to have an rm(1) with error reporting as good as the Macintosh one without needing to send feet pics to stoolman would be good enough for meнаб ❧i mean, how hard would it really be to get NetBSD coreutils to be drop-in Policy-compatible, really, and to backfill the rest with simple C++наб ❧yes I've seen the Rust coreutils, they were annoying and Rust doesn't (didn't? last time I tried I had to port half my dependency tree and LLVM generated broken/missing relocations) have a competent x32 back-endнаб ❧like, dpkg -L coreutils | grep bin/ is just 105 lines and half of that is shit no-one has ever used before and ls with presetsнаб ❧i may be most a two-liter bottle of harslevelu in, but I still oddly think that's not that outrageous a concept, really1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11FreeBSD (Free Berkeley SystemD)Replying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@atomicthumbs three-way multitenancy on the gameing motherboard, what a time to be alive1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧My Cat Smells Of Cat Spit! And Other Unexplainable Mysteries1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧girls on this website, or something, dunno1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧nieblo*d2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧VGA GPU (400W)наб ❧dont tell seasonic, but i plugged it into a 5700XT which doesnt have a vga output (but it does have the six-pin hole spaced to fit an eight-pin, which I thought rather neat)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧DESSICANT
SILICA GEL
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THROW AWAYнаб ❧babe wake up, new dessicant messaging dropped1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧a C++ programmer wrote this template1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧me1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1happy pride month to all australians, i applaud your perseverance in face of your vowels being in what society would call the absolute wrong places1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2work laptop btw, and the fans are Going2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧funny how "stack overflow developer survey" lists "HTML/CSS" as a programming language, but doesn't list roff. mark of the times!!наб ❧there's an ethnicity question and i misread one checkbox as East Sussex and i cannot measure the psychic damage i tookReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atax1a doesn't5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3I've aged a thousand years in the past seven minutesнаб ❧2ended up with this, which is also mandoc-compatibleнаб ❧3each day i end up with a deeper appreciation for this fucked-up little patent macro systemнаб ❧3all that's left for tomorrow is the four-and-a-half-thousand-line zfs-module-parameters.5 and I'll have looked over/rewritten/modernised all 84 OpenZFS manpagesнаб ❧11end meReplying to @barrow@gotosocial.barr0w.net – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧12@bobbybobson4888 I mean, that's a particularly fucked up example (and I need to patch the syntax definition for it to not explode on macro defs), but nowadays (usually, pre-mdoc pages are completely fucked, see (2)) it's something like (1) yeahнаб ❧1@bobbybobson4888 it's a layouting language from the mid-sixties (for, indeed, literal /pages/ of a manual, or patents), it's absolutely fucked for an outsider, and took me literal months to go beyond "copy and tweak and hope it doesn't explode"наб ❧1@bobbybobson4888 (hence why most people don't really bother and use something like ronn or asciidoc, and I 100% don't blame them. hell, I don't really bother most of the time)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1*matches your impedance, making us big and resonant*наб ❧2@the6p4c please is this anything, anything at all3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2NORMAL DAY IN NORMAL CENTOSнаб ❧1aaaaaaaaaaaaнаб ❧1with great thanks to the GNU project :)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1From: nabijaczleweli.xyz
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without doubt one of the worst spam mails i've ever seenнаб ❧1at least the illuminati ones are funny in their insanityReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c *identifies your morphisms, making you big and composable*1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧please i have a horrible brain wyrm and i dont know how to be rid of it2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧25illumos authorsнаб ❧(the target audience for this is people who've read cstyle(1) from the OpenSolaris distribution, that being me this week and one other guy in 2017)Replying to snale 🧡 PLUSHIE OUT SOON‼️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@04119__snail omg its big yellow ..Replying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw that's the gag, yes1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who prostates before the lord1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12why does ztest(1), formerly at opensolaris.org/os/community/z… redirect to oracle.com/splash/java.ne… which is just... this..Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c the main and only problem with the concept is that i don't think I have ready access to someone who wears earrings tbhнаб ❧1@the6p4c that's an easy problem to solve though, hm1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧:з7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧as of this evening, i have removed 1700 lines of upstream OpenZFS overall. this is a threat.наб ❧i think i've managed to remove another fourteen thousand lines of OpenZFS and unfuck the ABI specs in the processнаб ❧or im just fucking stupid and built the sos without debuginfo aaнаб ❧lolнаб ❧29 files of venerable autopiss linux 2.6.20 api checking code gone altogether, hehнаб ❧sum -335 of replacing every generated Makefile with a find(1) over the source tree in the top-level configure.acнаб ❧sum -900 /and/ they have more formatting on average!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧the ZED manpage is zmocking me, personally1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧very cool, thanks defence contractor!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧apex predatorнаб ❧vicious beast2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5i s2g, lesbians will wear /anything/ as earringsнаб ❧312that being said, not only does this illustrate the magnificent Sun Microsystems UltraSPARC II/IIi/III/IIIi nomenclature, but also that every damn chip from the line is absolutely visually stunning3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3poetterung again! in today's instalment: why review the top when you could review HEAD^^ despite them having very obviously squash-based names, in response to others' previous reviews?наб ❧i usually cyberbully him a bit but im reaching the end of my patience with this one-and-a-half-month old PRand should potentially fix several big long-standing fuckups in kernel-install that was rewritten entirely four separate times and he didn't bother to read half the commentsнаб ❧okay there are like a hundred, but come on, just the bottom fifteenish would illuminate most of that which he demanded i explain to him despite it also being literally documented in the manpages1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧thank s1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ive come to the conclusion that every cat i know is smarter than me, primarily because none of them engage in computeingReplying to @scanlime@misc.name – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@scanlime isn't that just the moral equivalent of a HP D2600 at that point?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1sticking '0' and '1' labels on this, rebranding as "Real Programmer's Keyboard", vending for 150$ from a barely-functioning website that looks like i wrote it in nvi in 1993 and retiring off the profits crowdsupply.com/anavi-technolo…Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c discreet hog problem. where are they5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧so i downloaded an openSUSE install iso for a dracut thing and what fresh hell is thisнаб ❧that's BIOS (SYSLINUX), booting off EFI (GRUB) doesn't have an animation, but why in the piss is there a damned animation in the bootloader??наб ❧why is the "minimal server" preset two gigs and why is it downloading it so immensely slowlyнаб ❧ill be the first to point out the problems with apt and d-i but by god every fedora derivative ive run for debugging in the past half-year broke within thirty seconds or worseнаб ❧2what is this saw shit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧y'know what? fuck you. *taints your archive, making it big and undistributable*3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2today on the agender: mailing the Debian kFreeBSD zfsutils maintainer from 2010 to straighten out licensing
normal dayнаб ❧1Aurelien is "fine to release debian/zfsutils.zfs.init under a 2BSD licence", which means that every ZFSonLinux/OpenZFS since around 2011 remains legal to distributeнаб ❧1i now kinda get why people get so worked up over petty gnuwno licensing, there is a certain thrill to potentially finding out every distribution was illegal for the past ten yearsReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c "opened in 17 seconds", y no revue :(Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c squinting at this like an old timey doctor and diagnosing your compute with broken O_TMPFILE and imbalance of yellow bile1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1bash (big ass shell)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4babe, wake up, new transgenda droppedнаб ❧2about to become the most insufferable bitch this side of буг1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1"no cops at pride!" squeals a tax-payer to the american empireReplying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@kgbcatboy im deeply sorry for this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧uhoh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧there's always space for HOG :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧JOKAIR1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1guy who thinks gameing refers to commodity high-performance computing5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧why happen :(наб ❧(as seen in twitter.com/nabijaczleweli…)
наб ❧2after a halfayearish, the massive avocado i put in this jar has burst and started growing at an alarming rate
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наб ❧:/наб ❧not greatнаб ❧we've done it, gamers4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1me and who? 🥺наб ❧1what society will not tell you is that having matching stickers is actually a very intimate act, and the more obscure, the gayerнаб ❧13Designed for Microsoft® Windows®XP Windows®2000 intel Xeon Phi inside™ intel iRIS xᵉ MAX Graphics gf 🥺наб ❧1if Itanium was so good then why haven't they madeReplying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atomicthumbs damn, and i thought iDRAC 6 remote console requiring java 7 at /most/ was as bad as it gets, but at least you can still get java 7; is there some recourse for this or are you just completely shafted for management?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11still pissed that freebsd libc used to export execvpe, still has execvpe internally, but hid it after it "broke some ports" (presumably because they also defined it), and does NOT export it in any meaningful way anymore, so every single user still needs to carry itнаб ❧11this'd be fine, except i just backported a fix from freebsd 13 that made it so it didn't pass random chunks of the stack as arguments in some cases into libzfs. very cool! wonder how many others took their execvpe from Some Old FreeBSD and never updated it :)наб ❧1maybe FreeBSD could promote someone to leftenant or seargeant major! that definitely would've prevented this and all the other blunders1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧region-locked chastity cage1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧vbus (variable bussy)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1no talk me, just found out how you write to a file in python 21 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧babe wake up, new genders just droppedReplying to Pedro Lucas – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eletrotupi nothing in particular in this case, that's just the rough sum-of-diffstats from my commits in HEADReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@the6p4c they call it spectek because what you see when you map a framebuffer into one is a spectacle to be hold1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧so you're telling me a sig killed this process?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧it's always a treat when this happens, not least because this guy has opened a few issues in http before and I've handled them lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧has anyone done mining chia in the spare vram of the cards mining traditional clepto?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧dam, guess im swervin2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧some people would rather invade iran than talk to their nearest cat and it showsнаб ❧i keep waking up to these insane posts with no memory of making them3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1guy enters a stall, two identical guys leave. one of them becomes a completely different guy. they're having a conversationнаб ❧unixнаб ❧why is this post1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12 date ideas that are just mnemotechniques precisely tuned to the furtive pygmy9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧15fun fact: five golden american dollars and two months' shipping is all you need to become an enterprise in the eyes of the Dell corporationнаб ❧4No Pushнаб ❧3im told that the SD card slot is for config and log transport, which means that it won't even let me run code on the third separate computer in my computer, cringeнаб ❧3if mister Dell, who I assume still green-lights all products, wasn't a coward, he'd let me run my Java applets on the fucked-up computer plugged directly into the BMCнаб ❧2it does let me run Java applets! on my computer! and they're some fucked up JNLP thing which chainload another JAR, and neither of them work right, and the last stage just fails to connect, and that's the only way to do vConsole, which is all i wanted, and that's time well spent!наб ❧2also starting a vconsole and then it crashing steals the VGA framebuffer and doesn't give it back, so the VGA output is black, so that's great as wellнаб ❧2oh my fucking god it needs jessie-era JVM fucking 7. so much for write once run anywhereнаб ❧15wrote recreational java for the first time in five years: here's a jessie tarball (or ZFS send) you can extract and run as a normal user without leaking your password to connect to any iDRAC6 lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0008-iDRAC6-kvmнаб ❧2yee, as they say, hawReplying to rika, ultimate legend in the making 🌙 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@lostkagamine iDRAC 6 Enterprise licence3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧if you do not know any beasts and arent interested in what fucked up thing my beloved beast friends have done i dont know what to tell you!!наб ❧i dont have a "personality" i live with two cats and ive gone over to my grandparents' for the sole purpose of catching up on big yellow goss beforeнаб ❧im sure i'd a point at some point1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who thinks direct impingement is a leadership strategy1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3MTBF (male to boyfriend)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧just saw a shenzhen tights ad and the model was holding an AKM bayonet??наб ❧i mean, y'know, 🥺, &c., but absolutely wild shit nonetheless13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1suing DHL for having a fucking MINUTE-LONG unskippable spiel about "fraudulent messages illegally using the DHL brand" followed by two short option listings that don't work half the timeнаб ❧1im not even calling goddamn customer support, this is CUSTOMSнаб ❧2i would have avoided calling them but they're apparently too fucking stupid to reply to an e-mail and have sent the reply to my customs form to an "- " address.наб ❧1HOLY FUCKING SHIT AFTER SIX FUCKING CALLS TO GET TO THE RIGHT LEAF THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT "DHL CUSTOMS IS ONLY OPEN 8-16 MONDAY-FRIDAY". COULDN'T YOU HAVE PUT THAT IN THE FUCKING SMS YOU FUCKWITSнаб ❧every time i call DHL i manage to exchange one (1) mail. ive exchanged 4 mails to date and will be exchanging another one soon. we really do live in a futureнаб ❧fun fact: there's no way to make eBay indicate that "$" is USD on the order page, unless you change language to non-englishнаб ❧it took until TODAY, and THIRTEEN MAILS and now my parcel is unblocked. cool! i now also need to pay import, which means they misfiled since it's exempt in this case! great time!наб ❧oh wait no it's just VAT (well, matches 47.97*0.23$ to not be), but both the SMS and the page say it's import tax. qualityнаб ❧wait no the product itself cost than 22 euro so its exempt from VAT. coolнаб ❧wasnt that a week ago?наб ❧omg guess what, my foam came through! not sure about the hunk of steel in the middle tho, might send it back :/наб ❧nah, yeah, definitely sending it back, the firmware's ancientнаб ❧according to Dell, you just download a binary for the PSUs. this is great, except that the R710 page only has firmware for the 570W ones, and, as far as Dell is concerned, the 870Ws just plain don't exist. normal day!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧time to hitting a fedora bug: 20 seconds from untarring the chrootнаб ❧normal day in a normal commercial distribution bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?i…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i think redhat employees are just clinically unable to read the entirety of any given sentence2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧heartwarming! this multinational is queering vaccinationнаб ❧, one individual, who wishes to remain anonymous, has said that "the premise of double-teaming some johnsons really enticed my outing today! the vaccine was cool, too"2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11kids these days b thinking about "suspicious impostors" instead of "sustainable agriculture"; makes you think!наб ❧11(recorded in amazon union busting board meeting)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ghostrunner's a cool tech demo, sure hope there's gonna be a game based on it!Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@iximeow i think it speaks to mail as a technology that i genuinely googled "postfix s/pdif" and related terms and was no less surprised about no hits than i would be if there had been any, despite having used it for years1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧damn, didn't know @SiFive U8 cores were capable of superrealtime computingReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp you have to enable -Wincompatible-pointer-types (in -Wall), but they do; must allow it by default, of course, since C barely has types, but you're unlikely to shoot yourself with it in new code
and, yeah, the address of an array is the address of its first member. must beReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp no, given `int arr[24];`, `&arr` is `int (*)[4]` (which you can't spell in C), they're the same address, but they aren't compatible pointers1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧considering becoming even more annoying and vocabstituting "core" for "memory" to sound like an old UNIX manual2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧sometimes a family is just a barista from LA and a devil who robs godsнаб ❧okay so i did just read kill six billion daemons in one sitting (well, got up to make tea before the last book); wish i had something profound to say, but it's apparently the dead of night now and meisterstücke require no comments2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧13men will literally write two separate paragraphs and a broken PR with an essay in it then say they're "looking into a different fix" instead of just testing your PR in five minutes all toldнаб ❧1i guess what this comes down to is that men don't have respect for the silence which serves as the foundation of creativity and it shows1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧switches are just ASIC Ethernet miners2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1touch grass? more like touch ass,наб ❧i swear i was going somewhere with this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧imagine a world where you could do L2ARC on LTO-6. idyllicReplying to aki-nyan //nullptr::live – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@lethalbit ah, itaniumReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek@9600@databasescaling 🥺2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4bro what the fuck is a "stackless coroutine", just say you store your locals in statics, its fineнаб ❧2apparently this just means they dont have a call stack, so wrapping them in {auto ret = stackless(); coro_exit(ret);} sounds like a functional stackfulness exercise to me, but what do i know4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1no way to disable writes by maintainers by default. shocker!!наб ❧1alternatively "stop writing over my HEAD and comments challenge 2021"наб ❧bonus points for rewriting my comments(!?) in a way that indicates a complete lack of understanding of the materialнаб ❧another day, another guy who clearly doesn't understand that type-setting is not an art of shitting as many words as possible onto each lineReplying to thecoshman – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@thecoshman it's not Browsers, it's just chromium: github.com/thecoshman/htt…9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2absolutely fucked how itanium died this yearнаб ❧1 x 1.6GHz Intel Itanium single core processor!
3 x 2GB Memory Kits (6GB total)!
1 x 300GB Ultra320 SCSI 10k rpm Disk Drive!
what a beastly configнаб ❧1i should not be allowed near financial instruments, because holy jesus pissнаб ❧1sucks so so bad that low-end itanium isn't usable even as a gagнаб ❧1(yes i am also an incessant core 2 duo enjoyer, but an entire business desktop perfectly suitable for gigabit routing (so long as you crank the optimiser on rp-pppoe on x32) can be had for twenty five dollars, not twenty five hundred)наб ❧a fully-populated 8-blade enclosure for only 700 euros!
it's full-rack 10U, and 195 kilograms
it also has six(!) 2k4W PSUs, for a theoretical peak of 14k4W.
the contract for my /entire house/ is 12kWнаб ❧i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i will not road-trip to Kleinaitingen. i willнаб ❧published 2002наб ❧published 2001, and by god someone /sure/ was6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧anno domini 2020 and still no fopenat(3) :(наб ❧why the fuck does posix require seekable files to be rewound at exit :(наб ❧only took 14 hours of staring at the screen, but here's zfs-mount-generator that takes 0.017s instead of 0.674sнаб ❧a shocking improvement even on a Core 2 Duo, which, in fact, has fewer CPUs than thisнаб ❧github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…наб ❧final timing works out to 52x faster in physical time and 19x faster in CPU time on a realistic, if large, test dataset (1.195s -> 0.023s and 1.2189 CPU·s -> 0.06394 CPU·s)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14a cat is just a small mysterious guy who loves food and long walks8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧13ability to set github prs to author+collaborators+atted people whenнаб ❧1i was gonna go on but it's the SAME FUCKING DIPSHIT AGAINнаб ❧1tell me you can't fucking read without telling me you can't readнаб ❧1notably, this fucker has opened /no/ issues, posted /no/ PRs, opened *one* "discussion" that consists of more moronic FUD about a consistency PR and ends with "no one reads the documentation." when calmly explained to by @marcinskarbek
bro. bro just shut the fuck upнаб ❧1this user has comments on 67 issues/prs, and every single one so far they got either dunked on out-right or ignored because the comments made no sense or were confusing to the reporter. why continue.наб ❧1about to have a CoC Bad Moment because i can't go in on the guy but he seems to ignore the CoC to be annoying just fineнаб ❧1ah, no, i fucked the search, three issues, and they speak for themselves (the virtue signalling one is about removing "slave" and "blacklist")наб ❧1cant believe it took me this long to write to a CoC board (hehe), but here we areReplying to Jordi Pla – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@jordiplam oh, I know, but if the guy looked at the site for three seconds instead of spamming everything he scraped he'd maybe realise that it's bullshit for this site (and likely 99% of others that got this)Replying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eng1nqueer they all are :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1wish lamarckism was real and i could learn species traits from my catsReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek yeah, and going by debian-ia64@ it was also Very Not Good as of recent, but its still a cool Fucked Up Architecture and i kinda wanted one for that reason alone tbh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧hello, how are you, please help me, i am under the splotchy3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧are mtg cards like nfts or summat, because jesus pissнаб ❧searched "power9" on ebay, as you do, first result is a Rare One Copy Proper Name Magic The Gathering Card, it's a literal card, you wouldn't buy it for the art, apparently you cant even play it in most games, current bid 2900$, what da hellнаб ❧yeah bro just drop tens of thousands of dollars to own a set of 9 jpegs and rotate them on a table its for a tournament bro1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧collectible cum games1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2uhoh, fucked moment, left eye noticeably out of focus today9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5if i were a C compiler i would simply provide a atomic compare-and-swap intrinsic that isn't absolutely fucking uselessнаб ❧2i have a "so I'm skipping the dishes, but I'm taking the garbage out twice a day" gag for this in my head but cannot verbalise itнаб ❧3multiprocessing was a mistake, we shoulda stuck to one context per physical memory regionнаб ❧2actually im fucking stupid, the intrinsic's fine, but this description is criminalнаб ❧2a kingdom for a /shred/ of pseudocode, like for __atomic_xxx_fetch and friends, so it'd take less than a half-hour to find that old *ptr lands in *expнаб ❧2github dont reset the draft PR body after submitting because it was "too long" challenge, fuck sakeнаб ❧2f to pthread-mutex-based atomics, hopefully github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…наб ❧1f to a real oneнаб ❧as of this PR, I have removed roughly 1500 lines more code than I've added, heh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2inane clown pussy1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1sod becoming the joker, me n the girls are becoming the antichrist2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3each day i read a new file in the openzfs distribution and each day i am absolutely smashed by the contentsнаб ❧one day the thumbnail will make sense and highlight the point of the post probably! but not today1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧calling mister m, who i assume owns the bank, to sell me a mortgage so i can buy a single long compute3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2bruh autoconf just fucking SIGABRTed the QEMU it was in, the hellнаб ❧granted, s390x qemu isn't.. great, historically, but come onнаб ❧works on sid qemu, as it so often does, but linux panics on boot after upgrading to current buster, so1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1we've done a.out, we're doing ELF, it's time to look to the future
buy my albums RIGHT NOW to support my endeavours to make a PE-based Debian2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧kernel taint 😩наб ❧1allow me to rephrase: kernel taint 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pacman was the introduction to vore many of us needed but didn't understand3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧🅱️ruhнаб ❧oh, fixed in 2.0.0 apparentlyнаб ❧according to these posts, getting split-/etc and/or split-/usr hierarchies on dracut took only like six hours, which is time definitely well-spent github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if i were an ABI generator and/or conformance checker i would simply not store the full path to the source and system headers in an XML file with sequentially-numbered attributes, thereby generating a diffstat smaller than -5k +5k for a field removal in an opaque struct1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧kinda fucked up how dup2(f, f) doesn't clear cloexec on f tbh, i should start a moral panic about this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧any1 have some respect for the silence which serves as the foundation of creativity? i'm fresh out1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧super sucker cum jetting machine1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧lol /proc/sys/kernel/spl/hostid was broken since linux 5.7-rc1 (exactly a year ago) and nobody appears to have noticed before me, yesterday4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2sid kernel updated to 5.10.26, exactly three net subsystem changes, but nothing's going out of my bond for some reason (but there's DHCP broadcasts going /in/), great way to be spending 5amнаб ❧apparently someone has already hit this (no kidding!) – bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep… – but those one and a half hours are still wasted, because you can't search debbugs when your router has decided that bond devices don't exist actuallyнаб ❧reported by a bot, posted by human who clearly trusts that bot and doesn't understand the code at hand, applied by bot, released, hell only raised two days later, reverted another two. howнаб ❧bruh what's the actual point of spending multiple hour-long passes testing the tiniest tweak patches when you can you can just post what-ever bullshit to netdev and it'll get applied automatically and likely hit distributions anywayReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek the gcc multilib triple is x86_64-redhat-linux for some insane reason, i couldn't break the fedora system more if i tried5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4bruh what the fuck is a GPL-only symbol, just resolve the damn nameнаб ❧4linux sends notifications on power state transitions, including hibernation, but subscribing to them will land you in an american court, normal dayнаб ❧4oh apparently its "it's GPL or it's proprietary". normal licensing stanceнаб ❧5im going to alt-f4 the fsfнаб ❧3the CDDL is a free, also known as "Proprietary", licence1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if i were free(3) i would simply quietly accept and ignore strings from .rodata2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧one day i will pay for writing PRs like this. today is not that dayнаб ❧i spoke too soon, i have to generate abigail ABIs and they hardcode full paths to headers for some insane reason so im on my twentieth run-around through a multi-minute autogen/configure/make storeabi/sed on buster+clang in hopes of pleasing the fedora+gcc CI, aaA2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2😳наб ❧1it wouldn't be a Wednesday if (a) this function didn't leak a FILE* and (b) one caller of it didn't exhibit a vestigial tail that can be traced back to 1999 Solaris' getextmntent(3C)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1normalise ending commit explanations with ", but, y'know"Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c if i encountered code like this i would simply CC accountingReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbekgithub.com/nabijaczleweli… :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧🅱️ruh9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1hours spent attempting to bastardise resume-from-zvol today: 4наб ❧well, the resume part would work fine, I guess, if it got a correct image
but the suspend stage manages to write all the pages, but doesn't seem to actually flush the header in time, even with 0-sized ARC, 0 txg time-out and synchronous ZVOLs, so the magic's wrong, soнаб ❧2THAT IS RIGHT I DID IT GODDAMMIT YES NUBMER FIVE ARE YOU KIDDING MEнаб ❧2i think this is the first ever resume-from-zvol, hehe paste.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…наб ❧the fix for resumption is so sophisticated, not even a wise-man could understand it (it's just a long sleep after swap_writer_finish() commits the last bio, so the txg with the header gets flushed before committing S4)наб ❧i was Not In The Mood™ for eye-parsing the resume swap header so i reimported R/W to resume, so of course it got corrupted, but just the swap dataset, and only the header, soнаб ❧fun fact: you can resume off zram (but not loops), apparently, which means that
zpool import -No readonly=on
zfs get -Hpo value [swap dset] > /sys/block/zram0/disksize
dd if=/dev/zvol/[swap dset] of=/dev/zram0
cp /sys/block/zram0/dev /sys/power/resume
just works, no corruptionнаб ❧(uhoh, that shoulda bin "-Hpo value volsize [swap dset]")наб ❧1here's a kernel, initrd, and instructions if you wanna replicate my results and have a spare ZFS-on-root image lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0007-resume-fr…Replying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek and immediately banned by Twitch for [redacted] because "zpool import -aN -o readonly" is valid and just means "zpool import -aN" :жReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek uhoh, i checked private instead of public because visibilities were in reverse order; should be good now?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6getting a tinder account and cat-fishing redhat employees so they review my systemd PRsнаб ❧1please ill do anything (okay, most things (okay, some things)), my pr has been stuck in lennart-reviewed-the-C-bits-and-someone-needs-to-review-the-shell-bits hell for 22 days now and i kinda wanted it to still maybe land in bullseye in some form but that's not gonna happen :v1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1if the state is "closed" or "can't open", and the aux state is "corrupt data"Replying to æ ⎎ ii – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@frameslip@dazabani oh god, i was gonna gag that mms is just e-mail but smaller but i didnt expect it to be the actual literal truth. wild shit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧59262bootloaders1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1lord forgive me, but I'm going back to the old me (arguing about the GNU project on the OpenZFS bug-tracker)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if i, as a packet, didn't want to get filtered, i would simply not route through Berkeley1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧[this kills the crab voice] this appeals to the gentoo userReplying to @m_n__s_k – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek i'm pretty sure the thing I'm hitting is just normal ZFS transaction grouping + sync behaviour (i.e. mark_swapfiles() (and all others) submit bios with REQ_SYNC, but ZFS only guarantees that those go into the ZIL, and the txg they end up in is not flushed by the time linux S4s)наб ❧@marcinskarbek I don't think the ARC is going to have much of an impact here, so long as we can guarantee the txgs with the swap image hit the disk (but that'd require rebuilding kernel to add a sleep, which) – all hibernation hinges on the disk state not changing during bardo anyway, right?Replying to @m_n__s_k – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek i mean, so long as the image is actually flushed to disk and you import the pool read-only in the initrd, I don't (naively, mayhap) really foresee a problem tbh, or am I missing something obvious?наб ❧@marcinskarbek (granted, it isn't, so what do I know, but still)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧12just reduced ZED start-up time from "over a second at 100% CPU" to "instant" by making the closefrom() not close(2) every single fd from 3 to 1024^2 😶наб ❧12oh jesus oh piss i didn't grep for users before-hand, the fucking ZEDLET pre-exec runs this. this was usually like 1-1.2s. i literally made ZEDLETs a thousand times faster. aaaaaaaaaнаб ❧22anyway, yeah github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1im going to commit an atrocity :) github.com/netdata/netdat…наб ❧1i usually try to not be too snarky or annoying, i really do, but (a) this shit has been going on for years and netdata still hasn't managed to retain a single competent programmer after multiple rounds of millions of dollars of VC funding and (b) come the FUCK on (but -u clean!!)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c i clicked through the installer, but i cant read so it doesn't apply to me anyway, i'm pretty sureReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@the6p4c hm, like, i logically understood what you said, but I that hasn't prepared me to actually experience it.. what, dare I say, the fuck?наб ❧1@the6p4c also, is the text in the first installer screen also shot to hell on real Windows or is it just a Wine Thing?Replying to @barrow@gotosocial.barr0w.net – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@bobbybobson4888 oh how i wish that were true1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧thinking of getting into NFTs (buying gold)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧timeline is rest-less.......if i needed to allocate memory, i would simply end my program slightly later. easy enough, I'd think..1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1bladee server1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1debian-curiosa@ is great – some days you get manufacturer spam, others you get a flurry of dunks on some absolutely incomprehensibly wilding fucking takeReplying to cohost.org/delan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani curious, I also ran it on a CPU (well, two Xeon E5645s at 2.4GHz, so 2x6x2), and it took 4:05 at 350ishkH/s and 100ishW over base-line, so I doubt you'd reasonably reach the end on a laptop CPUнаб ❧1@dazabani huh, oddly, the iGPU on my i5-10210Y got there in under fifty seconds at 1M6H/s and the fans didn't even kick in. slightly amazed at what difference even a trivial GPU makes for this!Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@dazabani took me longer to actually get the hashcat line correct than to crack the password, pretty sad1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧today in "commercial large-scale debian repository service": the Release files are out-of-date and don't match the Packages, maintainer just CCed an at service dot com address in reply to my report, everything's going great today3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uhhh my @SoloKeysSec Somu Hacker's vendor firmware says it's a "Solo DiceKeys 5.0.0"?наб ❧LETS GET ITнаб ❧wouldn't be a day on the computer without fixing someone's build system github.com/solokeys/solo-…Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@the6p4c 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2everyones like boo dont ship real people!! just wait 'til they find out about cruise-linersReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@iximeow@mycoliza перекос /is/ anglo "skew", but only the spatial subset of it – the slavic concept that it decays to refers to the flex (elastic deformation) of an edge-rigid box-like object, most likely one much longer in one dimension, like the chest of a closet when carried horizontallyнаб ❧1@iximeow@mycoliza depending where you are, it generalises more or less in space, but never to time, it just, well, makes no sense
the concept that you would map temporal skew to would be slip, and that's why i went with буксовать and юзнаб ❧1@iximeow@mycoliza the former is colloquial, usually used for wheels spinning on a stationary car ("burning rubber" i think you'd call this?), the latter is similar in vein but seemingly less colloquial and more general by default, it seemsнаб ❧2@iximeow@mycoliza to answer your question directly, I mean, if you're translating word-by-word, you could say перекос часов, but then you've said "(physical skew) (of a clock)", so you don't have clock skew – your clock is old and the chest of't is warped from old age
hopefully that made sense?Replying to @eliza@xantronix.social – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@mycoliza (i know im not ixi, but for a non-shitpost answer: that the часы врут is the clock being wrong in a Normal Register for a Normal Clock, but you can't turn that around for the skew being the subject, so/and for something matched to "clock skew" I'd go with "буксовка/юз часов")наб ❧2@mycoliza (that being said, and this being Russian, if you're a computer enjoyer you could (would?) just say "клок скью", most of computer-era technology is just a plain transliteration (or simple calque in your register) in common use)9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1this is what i imagine people who tell me "you're young, live a little!" mean github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…наб ❧1is it 3 am? yes. have I moved in the past 7 hours? no. have I tested most of this? also no. but here's keylocation=exec:// support (hopefully, if my model makes sense lol) github.com/openzfs/zfs/co…наб ❧very easy to tell that reading N4140 in middle school left me with permanent brain damage, since the obvious way to do key providers was to define them as behaving as-if they were an abstract machine with two key slots and five operationsнаб ❧i was gonna write tests but i guess i won'tнаб ❧it happened again :/
granted, 96 lines of the docs are an example, but stillнаб ❧github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…наб ❧almost just replied "yeah, and?" to a comment about my spec being "a mouthful"; not greatнаб ❧don't not sleep and handle reviews, kidsнаб ❧should've just ended it on a "yeah, and?".1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧feel like shit just wa^W^Wmight write an u2f backend for zfs keysReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek@q5sys god i wish that were meReplying to cohost.org/delan – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11@dazabani it's resistant to prying /out/ because the top tab is spot-welded to the cell at those four points. if you have a chisel or a stiff inclined edge like a bayonet or can opener you should be able to get it under either corner and rip upward, normal to the boardнаб ❧1@dazabani (assuming the board-side contact is a loose spring or equivalent, like in holder designs, but I can't see how it could be not so)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1im sorry i cant be her (the illumos phoenix)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3browser tabs are virtual memory send tweetReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani yeah, they're soft-sectored, so unless the medium's damaged you can likely use fdformat(8) (actual floppy drives) or ufiformat(8) (USB ones) to "low-level"- or "raw"-format them2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2very homophobic that hp-ux will only run on pa-risc and itanium and there isnt an itanium qemu backendнаб ❧1i found HP-UX 11i installation media in the internet archive but they're (a) entirely in Japanese and (b) PA-RISC. pain3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1what if the ZFS Event Daemon had drip?наб ❧every day i wake up to some stupid, insane fucking post i have no memory of making; i can't take this shit any-more
anyway, here's what i think the ZED with drip would look like github.com/openzfs/zfs/co…наб ❧character wakes up and reads back piles of questionable texts as an indicator of last night's debauchery but it's me and openzfs prs github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@iximeow woah, girlfoe recruitment on main5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3this is a Cool and Fun reminder to never let any one or any thing you wouldn't be happy and able to kill with your bare hands into your house everнаб ❧1we're temporarily storing my aunt's kid for [reasons unrelated]
guess what i was just told :)наб ❧1if you guessed "yeah so there's reason to suspect [name] might be positive; apparently [kid's brother] drug it in from preschool and" then yeah, that
what great fucking time to still be alive, lads!наб ❧i hate it hereнаб ❧the kid and all of its upstream vectors have tested negative. i am freeReplying to Simulacra of a girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@gewt am i missing something, or does neither model actually say the capacity on the label outright?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Dark Souls Poggers! Carving1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1brb losing my last shred of sanity2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2this is a splotchy cat enjoyment post! do not interact if you do not enjoy the splotchy cat!наб ❧2hehe1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1people always make fun of me for using old equipment – no more! i'm finally upgrading to something with SMP /and/ USB!
a JASCO J-1000 chromatic dichroism1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i think the technical term for this is "🅱️ussy", innit?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2okay so, hypothetically, what would happen if fire took the FSF offices – will users of the GNU system finally be free from the copyright assignment bull shit, considering there's no proof of any of it any-more?наб ❧look, I ain't one for cosmic ordering, but all I'm saying is you just need someone with a steady hand to unwrite a cancerous wrong every once in a while2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧i let Windows update to 20H2 on my work laptop and now (a) the accent colour got reset to blue(??) and (b) qemu can no longer get HAXнаб ❧Cortana, what makes for a "good distribution"?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11mail WASN'T supposed to go over the network; fifty years of UNIX and NO USE found for delivering further than LOCALHOST2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1is this "good codegen"наб ❧1these are the deep truths behind x86 that Intel wants to hide from you1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧316 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2who-ever at toshiba decided to put screws under the keyboard trim – i just wanna talkнаб ❧1this is the case on this 1200-S121 and the U400, the R700 has done away with it; the X40 is just a solid hunk of cast magnesiumнаб ❧1this was probably roughly fine at launch, and the U400's is floppy for this very reason, but this is a thick piece of ABS(?)/PP(?) mould and it's twenty years old at this point, stuck together, and misaligned so it doesn't come apart wellнаб ❧1I've found one (1) service manual for this laptop (well, a forum post that linked to it) written around launch – irisvista.com/tech/laptops/T… – it essentially says "just ram a long screwdriver in there and hope for the best lol", whichнаб ❧1FTR: this computer previously studied in
наб ❧3Dear Lesbirals,
if computers are so great,
which lap top would you rather use?
наб ❧2who'd've thought that making /dev/kmsg a FIFO with netconsole.ko output would Just Work™ with dmesg?
наб ❧2a looped rubber strip, trapped in the plug and sized tightly to the PCB, for the sole purpose of having you pull the plug out evenly. wildest shit i've ever seenнаб ❧1this is the cable and plug for the panel, and what the actual hellнаб ❧1that dates that board at a single year and twenty two days younger than me. hmнаб ❧1damn, five layers to this at the very leastнаб ❧1well there's your problem (i think (maybe (hopefully (because i haven't a clue what else it could be))))наб ❧1i shot these yesterday and they didn't look quite as bad on my camera's screen, but i'm pretty sure i've gotten rid of all the bridges, even if i made a fool of myself in the processнаб ❧1as ever, big thanks to @the6p4c for hacking the PDC002 firm wares!!наб ❧1ah, yes; exactly the plastic you want for a thickly-tabbed hunk that needs to bend like 40 degrees over no more than 15mm to unhook
i mean, it does the rest of the chassis very well, but come onнаб ❧i didn't break this much. I did do some, but this was serviced heavily when it fucked off for the first time, and tabs just come out if you shake it hard enough lolнаб ❧okay so it still shortly blinks the backlight at boot, no image to be had, except on the VGA; pissReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@iximeow i think we should take itanium to its logical conclusion and have each instruction contain an op for each CPU. this should fix a lot of problems in a simple non-controversial wayReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani you've imaged this, right? somehow i feel like hashcat wouldn't have much of a problem with this (if the passwords are non-plain at all)Replying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani damn, didn't think I'd ever see a g a m e r IDE cable2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧why mine bitcoin when you could just build LLVMнаб ❧admittedly architecturally difficult to reasonably run a compiler on the GPU but maybe that just needs some cleptocurrency incentivisation and i could plop my 5700XT in a builddReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@beccadottex in a wild co-incidence, a friend of mine is taking commissions in this very category! twitter.com/poofeline/stat…3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3you've heard of findom, now get ready for pkgdom, for when you're being dominated by a particularly vindictive distributorнаб ❧1if my maintainer had an ubuntu.com address i would simply not report any more bugs to themнаб ❧1yeah so enjoy your locally-installed python packages to get fucked when you upgrade from buster lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧considering forking tzpfms to make tzpfms-stexrocengpter, to improve discoverability2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1i have found the true two genders but they appear to be "womens" and "steel toe". not sure how to feel about thisнаб ❧1it is important with these matters to ensure source reputability, and this is according to "us patriot tactical com", who i hope is obvious to be the leading provider of anglo-saxon hegemony, and, hence, have a good grasp thereon1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧techbros keep saying "oh no theres a global silicon shortage what will i do!!" but still have both hair and nails so how bad can it be reallyReplying to GitHub Policy – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧7@GitHubPolicy okay so drop the ICE contract then, easy2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3lithium and machine-gun enjoyers worry about the exact opposite kind of problem (battery vs out-of-battery fire)наб ❧oddly, only one can be mitigated via munitions boxReplying to Unregistered Hypercard 2 ㊗️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@nkizz11 who-ever has neither the metal plate detailing nor decorative toe cap, i'd think; seems fair?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1me and who?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧wait so you're telling me this cylinder has a doctorate??1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧so you're telling me they twisted mersenne for this entropy?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if I'm on "the Polish WG21 NB" does this mean im an "ISO-certified GF"..?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C my stupid gay ass clicked the link expecting some article about harassing ISO and/or McMaster but i just got massively owned instead :/Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C iso-certified gf 🥺1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2this you, @The6P4C?13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1zootнаб ❧2zfs-initramfs is in such a sorry state (in the stable branch, at least), it's a fucking nightmare to work around; also: this gemнаб ❧12im logging off github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…наб ❧1god i love writingнаб ❧i can do anything short of calling my mans a math major and get away with it, it's greatнаб ❧1please, my layout, she is very sickнаб ❧2no matter what I write about, somehow i end up typing "reportbug systemd" each time? bugs.debian.org/970213наб ❧all in the reviewers' hands nowнаб ❧1наб ❧and it's live!
005. Low-curse ZFS-on-root for new Debian installations on multi-disk systems: nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…
should also easily extend to single-disk and/or temporary external storage with just a bit more curse, but that's mostly beside the pointнаб ❧2a recommendation of the utmost degreeнаб ❧I do plan on doing another validation/wording pass over this when bullseye stabilises, but The Poast was updated to reflect user reports mainly regarding bullseye as of last week's netinst – github.com/nabijaczleweli…
наб ❧2ive gotten fa^Wmail about my Thought-Through Poasts two or three times now, and the User-Agent is always some cursed bullshit like Gnus lol
наб ❧hm, just read the diff back and it's a lot shorter than it felt when i was writing it. is that good?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@zuza_real is this real?!??!?!??! 10% off?????????? what a steal!!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1sometimes a family is two human women and an untrained erchin..1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3slapping my phone on my thigh, call that a dslam1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13governments = bad. not for profound reasons but because they wont let me have a Denel NTW 201 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧"imperialism is bad! imperialism is bad!" i scream as i pay tax to the american empireReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek i mean, the base system didn't come with top(?!) but if htop can't see a single process above 8% CPU but it's 3.9 load (which is correct, qemu process on the host taking 410%) then that's less "dig them out" and more "condemn the whole damn thing and salt what-ever remains"Replying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek unfortunately its also terminally broken, somehow more so than 2006-era d-i, so
(and yes i did install woody (2002 debian-floppies, but no internet in the installer) and etch just to verify this)6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧we need to bring illumian back :/наб ❧here's a thought: maybe it failed because the only mention of it is the openzfs topicbox instance and in the nexenta os wikipedia page, and there doesn't seem to be a list on lists.d.o or alioth?наб ❧very cool and good @OmniOSce installer!наб ❧a cool 3.9 loadavg doing literally nothing. lovelyнаб ❧1and SmartOS' installer doesn't properly understand DHCP, in that it first asks you for "IP address or dhcp", then for the gateway, and if you just Enter through the gateway it just breaks lolнаб ❧github.com/omniosorg/omni… :vReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek i will bring back libc writers from their graves if that's what it takes to make a funny little system distributionReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek purely because i think it'd be cute, so for me1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧y'know what? fuck you. *leashes your quad-flat*1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1oh ok so you're utterly deranged? hii.. :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧is she, y'know, a friend of illumian?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧marketers stop sending mail from gmail so i can harass their employers about farming data on union residents off github challenge!Replying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek the few times I'd had to use lilo, it, uh, Hasn't Gone Well, for me or the computer. but I wasn't around for its prime-time (or, indeed, any time)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧ive been trying to get this goddamn windows to legacyboot for several hours by now and i swear to god i'm about to stick fucking grub in thereнаб ❧heres a thinker: don t mount c: on yuor host2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧thank you amd, very cool?наб ❧upgrading to Optional driver, just to feel something again1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Replying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eng1nqueer first pick a foot, then pick a patch, you know what they say2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2and to think that, if i had only played my cards slightly better a few years ago, i could possibly sue and eliminate the FSF racket over child labourнаб ❧or probably not. but i would like to think that.Replying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@eng1nqueer requires sending feet pics to stallman vs actively keeps telling you you're a fucking stupid idiot moron in all documentation? tough choice2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2thinking about multics; might fuck around and revolutionise personal computing in a bit,, idkнаб ❧going (back) to university so i can get sponsored by the state to do research on Revolutionary OS Concepts such as Doing Away With The File Descriptor2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧what is ibm hiding in aix. why does it have its own special sonaming that can be combined with svr4's. what is runtime linking and why cant i have it.........наб ❧i am always on the look-out for another funny little unix2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧considered porting over rm's "override owner/group rw-r--r--?" prompt from the Macintosh, but then realised that coreutils is a GNU Project and I'd need to send feet to Stallman for them to dare look, so I won't be doing thatнаб ❧a shame, since that's actually a good prompt, as opposed to "remove write-protected regular file?"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧just realised systemd contains an entire C++ implementation.. poetterung again!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧14seeing a lot of confusion on the tl tonight. a cat is a simple baby-class entity: readily assist with simple tasks, like opening doors; if not sleeping, pet generously until bitten; feed a variety of shapes; praise verbosely for all crime and murders committed. super simple stuffнаб ❧3as an addendum, if a cat (any domesticated animal, really) bites or scratches you, you had it coming, and should consider not doing what-ever you were doing. this, quite literally, works on anything with nerves, but apparently full-grown fucking adults cannot comprehend it1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11bitches be using shampoo and then wonder why their hair's bad. like, just use real poo?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2my friends are sending me death threats over this post. what a good'un
наб ❧540@The6P4C i was still having difficulties understanding, so i made this to help :)
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: @The6P4C i was still having difficulties understanding, so i made this to help :)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧540@The6P4C i was still having difficulties understanding, so i made this to help :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧a forum? so, like, debbugs but worse, right?Replying to @flacs@mastodon.social – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@f1ac5 oh, this gobshite. fun fact: HP rp5700s' only wider-than-1x PCIe slot is DRMed to only boot with HP's "ADD2 SDVO" cards in it, and will refuse to, with a memory error, if you plug a NIC in it (or just not enumerate on hotplug). taping over the SMBus pins on the card subverts thisнаб ❧2@f1ac5 never expected "putting a NIC into a computer that shipped with FreeDOS" to be able to take a forum post, two weeks, and three other computers, but somehow it had!10 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1is there, like, a sensible way to virtualise a vaguely-recent macintosh system, or do i need a physical porterbox for thousands of dollars?наб ❧BSD4.4 on Mach, at last.
now for the Filesнаб ❧the what nowнаб ❧outstandingнаб ❧on one hand, I'm astounded that sound works over macos -> qemu -> pulseaudio -> ethernet -> cursed pulseaudio build on my windows desktop -> my very ears, but holy fuck why is this godforsaken system making so much noiseнаб ❧help i pressed the green button now the terminal is fullscreen and i cant kill it it just says [Process completed] when i kill its foreground process what the fuckнаб ❧what in the ever-loving hell is an effective PIDнаб ❧why the FUCK does darwin DEFINE SOCK_SEQPACKET BUT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SUPPORT ITнаб ❧heheнаб ❧that was a lot of trouble for the sole purpose of being able to say
Replying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek it definitely was the entire Xcode package, but it's on virtio to a zvol all 23 allocated gigabytes of fit in the ARC so far, so that saved me i thinkReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek i was expecting as much, but it took like five minutes all told, surprisingly1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧grading one's involvement within any culture on the user/dipshit/shitlord incline5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1ive actually found the two true genders, but you wont like themнаб ❧1its whether you write "mail" or a variant of "e-mail"наб ❧1wait this might just be the shitlord discriminant. piss.наб ❧1anyway, if you write "mail"
hi :)наб ❧addendum: whether you "read" or "check" e-mailReplying to @infranaut_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@infra_naut yaessss, thanks1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who takes apart his phone to upgrade to an SSD1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3if i were tasked with writing for the java platform i would simply construe programs for a lowest-end sun microsystems terminal as if it were 19962 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3oh god oh fuck they're coming for meнаб ❧2praise be @rmartinhof for the inspiration1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧21 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧UNIX systems /weren't/ supposed to move. NO real application found for going further than your KITCHEN.3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧the Only Other Rust-On-X32 Enjoyer commented on my PR with minute fixes that unfucked mrustc for them.
it's time to deploy the unparallelable LLVM build machine once moreнаб ❧new GCC error dropped 👀наб ❧well, it segfaults, as expected, but it actually builds 1.29.0 now, so2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧overpressurised the memory and killed the task switcher on my phone again lolнаб ❧peak performance7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1i feel like I'm stuck in a loop
not in a profound way, just e2fsck just keeps telling me "Superblock has invalid MMP magic. Fix<y>?", i say yes, spin it again, and it asks me "Superblock has invalid MMP magic. Fix<y>?", i say yes, spin it again, and it asks me "Superblock hasнаб ❧save meнаб ❧also happens with sid e2fsprogs, except the resize2fs to corrupt it took the better part of an hour there. very coolнаб ❧the more i write the bugreport the less i am able to trigger this what the fuck is happening aaaAнаб ❧hot tip: just let it finish™ instead of spiralling
or, a wednesdayнаб ❧oh its actually wednesday today, unfortunateнаб ❧bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4every day some nerd independently invents MULTICS again by accident and that's proof enough to me that UNIX's time has come to a close at lastReplying to Tavi – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@SyncopeGirl so vaguely like MULTICS, or?Replying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@kgbcatboy and that it retains alignment for long periods of time across multiple meters despite having been laid directly on the grass with separate concrete poured under each machine instead uhh of going to shit instantly across a square-foot bed3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3don't get the point of 3d printers, like, just use an axe? maybe a drill?наб ❧1just saw a "TIL about the viability of stainless steel 3D printing: [product link]" post and instantly aged beyond time itselfнаб ❧13[pointing at old russian man in unrecognisably filthy ммк uniform pouring a hundred-ton vat of steel]: 3d printer1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧yeah i'm on the LEWG (Le Epic Working Group); what of it?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧so true! thanks, us patriot tactical dot com :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧judging boots not by how they look, but by how tasty i think they'd be to chew on1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧"locking is hard!"
"what if some other kernel thread modifies this?"
ok so just only allow one process to enter the kernel at the same time?? not difficult....2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧"your computer isn't a fast PDP-11"
okay but what if it was
how do i make my computer a fast PDP-11наб ❧there are two processor architectures:
* itanium
* PDP-11
* mill
i will not be taking questions at this timeReplying to æ ⎎ ii – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@frameslip oh, dope! did you have a snapshot at that point, or is that the 4th out of 5 seconds in the commit timer?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4succumbing to c++ brainworm once more and reading `"` as "ref-quot."1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1what could windows mean by this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧"myheritage" this! ancestr[pun] that! who cares. they all look like you premiere morph cut between three unrelated photosReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex saw the Big marketing and 8-core boasting and could only think of expanscape.com/teenyserv/the-…3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧"so i tried this patch on my Lenovo NUMBER, same VID, slightly different PID, and it works pretty well, except,". no. monke time.наб ❧i'm (a) pissed but (b) it just hit me I'm 20. too old. i hate it hereнаб ❧i think i'm quite alright for "stuff to have done", dunno, maybe just update the zoot post for the bullseye release cycle, but beside that, when do i progress to catte? i think i'm ready to ascend to the plane of existence where i can fold in half and go to sleep for once1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧thank you, Hurd, very cool1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1😳 a user with a slightly different PID just told me that the driver makes a hash of their digitiser
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3if i were a cat i would simply yell loudly until i got kissed on the forehead, at which point i would instantly fold in half and fall asleep1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧for a state with more guns than people, the states' legislatural arm manages weirdly long terms1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧more people should start using the "there's more to linux than i386 linuxm86k.org" mail signature, i thinkReplying to @MultimediaMage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@BlueCollarMage if you look closely at the picture, it looks like it's stitched from several bits, there's no consistent focus depth or lighting, the wires on the right are duplicated, half of it is AI-generated, and your hands are straight out of Morrowind, and it's honestly unsettlingReplying to @MultimediaMage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@BlueCollarMage the more i look at this picture, the more i feel like I'm gonna spew; what did you /do/ to it?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1guy who refuses to listen to kpop "because it's idolatry"4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧18Slackware™ professional Linux Version 2.1 User's Guide Linux Release 1.1наб ❧1as seen in (1), with many thanks to @foone for mailing it to me! twitter.com/Foone/status/1…наб ❧1what you can't see from either picture is, at 30mm and 960g, just /how much book/ there isнаб ❧1Internet: info@morse.net
now a weird mail hoster, of course, but1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧LGPL SRS dropped??????Replying to Catherine – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@whitequark I haven't tried it (I just use it as a hard stop), but there are separate options for "updates for other products (e.g. Microsoft Office)" vs "automatic updates", and disabling just the latter should play well with VS, I thinkReplying to Catherine – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@whitequark if not installing updates is a viable option for you, O&O ShutUp10 will let you reliably turn them off1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧outside i am calm
inside i am z_wr_issReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@iximeow@The6P4C in a similar vein, i oft feel that хуй and ебать with their seemingly infinite plethora of derivatives truly are the two most valuable words within any russian speaker's vernacularнаб ❧4@iximeow@The6P4C i've heard people carry out multiple conversations consisting entirely of those two, links, and the incidental pronoun, and i don't think they've repeated a particular declension /once/ over the span of half a minute2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3:)наб ❧please i cannot stop thinking about the tiny amogus i need helpReplying to ᵉᵈᵈʸᵇ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eddyb_r@jckarter@myrrlyn I mean, wouldn't this limit normal kernel C code to being able to see no more than 4GB with its 4-byte pointers? this strikes me as suboptimal, at bestReplying to ᵉᵈᵈʸᵇ – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@eddyb_r@jckarter@myrrlyn X86_X32 depends on X86_64, so no, if only for that reason; the SysV x32 ABI is essentially just an extension of the amd64 one, so you need SYSCALL, so your CPU has to be in long mode and the kernel must be able to issue SYSRET, which is amd64-onlyнаб ❧@eddyb_r@jckarter@myrrlyn i don't think this is fully, entirely, physically impossible, but I'm pretty sure you would need to eviscerate a toolchain to let you do this and the kernel startup/syscall code in a procedure very painful for all parties involved1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1came across this while cleaning; first year of high-school, this was2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4computrнаб ❧3i was gonna tag @The6P4C in this but it wouldn't let me2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧s4s (shitlord for shitlord)наб ❧if theres any shitlords reading this
hi :)Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧7@iximeow@JuEeHa tested this, with O_RDWR|O_TRUNC, the answer is "nothing", unfortunately (at least under Linux, but I doubt it's any different on any other implementation, despite this being "unspecified", according to the manpage)наб ❧7@iximeow@JuEeHa i personally think it should resize the blockdev to the value of the mode argument, tbhReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@iximeow ah, MULTICS3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2glancing at the second-hand market, im pretty sure it's decidedly cheaper to buy a fibre channel pcie card, paraphernalia, and tape drive, than just a tape drive for literally any other interconnect lolнаб ❧1will a tape drive nominally for a tape library work stand-alone if i try hard enough? and other worth-while questions I ask myself as I bid on criminally cheap auctionsнаб ❧who would win: a 24-tape library with a SAS LTO-6 drive and standard IBM server PSU, or a stand-alone HP enclosure with an HP LTO-6 SAS drive and (presumably) external power brick?
apparently it's the latter, by 500USD over the former's 10002 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1getting into sed as hard as I am into AWK, to own the russiansнаб ❧real gs (gamers) subscribe to strace-devel for my desperate but entirely unwitting attempts to get yelled at by dvl2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2isn't DirectStorage just MULTICS againнаб ❧1i mean, having discs in the memory map isn't remotely MULTICS-related, but it'd also finally mark the return of MULTICS to the desktop, so1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2honestly, the sheer fuckiNG AUDACITY4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4it appears that i will soon be vaccinated against pneumatic cocks. the relevancy of this appears pressingнаб ❧1"In infants prematurely born (in the 28th week or earlier) in 2-3 days from inoculation, longer gaps between breaths may develop." how the fuckнаб ❧1having read the PCV13 leaflet, I've concluded that the entire field of inoculatory immunology is pissing witch-craft (but my left bicep being fucked to the point i can't lift it to parallel with ground is to be expected, which is good(?))наб ❧this was also oddly reflected in the qualificatory interview, which for the flu vaccine consisted of like seven questions, but i got extensively grilled, listened through, and groped for this one1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1/my/ streamer (referring to boris johnson)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1rm -rf: remove, recurse, force, all good
rm -fr: remove the french. perfect!Replying to Crowd Supply – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@crowd_supply@BrendanHoar Delightful, cheers!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2twelve dollars /per item/?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@The6P4C CAN'T-Bus M12 Cable assembliesReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧5@The6P4C i forgot what the gag was gonna be, something about energy allotment for various tasks? maybe I should've allotted some more to the text bit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧6terrorised by this grey monster1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1you just learn so much useful information when you're friends with me1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2alas;4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧112are you friends or is she just using you for testing on your obscure hardwareнаб ❧6🥰 porterbox gf 😳наб ❧1054is this anythingнаб ❧4i really have @The6P4C to thank for (posting, and not yelling atcme for stealing) that label because it just never misses, regardless of what it's onReplying to Michał Dominiak – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@Guriwesu wacoms, aren't obscure, just expensive 🙈1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧free fact: a couple kilograms of argon in a tall steel cylinder weigh as much as the gas, thick pressure vessel, and regulator stack, somehow unexpectedly so, or may be that i haven't been outside in a year1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1offered cat some couscous, she didn't want any. can't believe i live with an anprim cat7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1>bruh stop throwing zen's a healerнаб ❧1there's just something so inexplicably funny about outdamaging three (3) supposedly-DPS heroes in a deathmatchнаб ❧1Zenyatta is a Classнаб ❧they should kiss.., i thinkнаб ❧1doing 3v3s, two swedes in a group, after talking with me for a moment asked if i was "a guy or a girl, or uh transgender"наб ❧"yo zarya, this is not skirmish; come back"
somehow hard pressing W and inting your brains out is a valid way to play this god damned gameнаб ❧1thats the weed number!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14just got targeted by a steam account stealing scam, but at least i got this gem out of it lol2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1driven mad by my pursuit of power (under-20-minute kernel module builds)наб ❧1i tried building just the two modules i need but then the module symbols don't match and linux refuses to load them, so i need to build all of them, so I need to spend seven cpu-hours for each iteration which would be fine if i knew what the fuck i was doing, but I don't, so aAaa1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2why cant i be like her :// (dpkg-buildpackage)Replying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@beccadottex I've successfully exported a zvol out of a shitty 2010 HDD over NVMe-OF over TCP over Wi-Fi before and it worked surprisingly well, but that probably has slacker timingsReplying to alex tax1a - 2020 (2) (copy) 🏳️⚧️🍳 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@atax1a when she hit you with a frankly inappropriate 250-SIZE back 😏2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5what if we're both mxes 🙈 and we handshook on port 25 😩наб ❧1bro bro just relay this mail bro its really well written i promise its going to a friend please bro relay it what you cant dial my port 25 back? oh damn must be temporary routing problem bro i promise1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2resizing two filesystems and a ZFS pool completely unscathed after executing a perfect series of Fdisk techniques22 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧the new Whiskas Supreme content collection with the rare orange 3M label just dropped! #ad#poggiesнаб ❧1ive posted outrageous cringe, but i still have all my subscriber. curious!наб ❧sod the IA, this is whata real archive station looks likeнаб ❧this is the ideal label. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks likeнаб ❧wonder if any hardware for this still existsнаб ❧"Microsoft Word"наб ❧damn, 2002(!) era five-part mail addressнаб ❧Skills: computer usage: able to work with the internet (usage of WWW pages, web searchers, electronic mail, &c); operational knowledge of DOS, Windows 3.x and Windows'9x operating systems, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Power-Point), Adobe Photoshop, Origin, Quattro Pro) programsнаб ❧we really haven't gone far since then, have weнаб ❧1this is what the rise of consumer high-speed networking and large reliable discs took from us. we must go backнаб ❧incidentally, this CD goes "no medium" in the TS-L633C my R710 shipped with and actually poisons the HP DH16D5S in my other machine to return no medium until a power cycle, regardless of anything I've tried afterwardнаб ❧card reader
/writer
windows 98 only
vision 2.0
was Vision the reader? is it auxiliary software? how could it connect to the computer for Win98 to not have a driver matching it out-of-box?наб ❧1so many questions: what do drivers for a monitor entail? is the Electronic User's Manual just a pile of HTML optimised for what-ever the resolution of it was, given the prominent IE badge? why isn't IceAdjust trade-marked, but LightFrame is? what could LightFrame do?наб ❧1FotoLook. with an f. the nineties must have been a Fun Time, linguisticallyнаб ❧Feast of the Commercialeaters
12 /best/ foreign /adverts/.
Press CD with run if you have at least a PC Pentium 133, 16 MB RAM, […], Windows 9x, NT, 2000. In case of issues […], please install media player from the disc. An html (index.html file) version for Macintosh users.наб ❧yes, it's literally an auto-starting executable for windows with an installer for and full collection of plugins for Macromedia Director, and a surprisingly good HTML tree with <embed>s of those same .mpg videos. wild shit.наб ❧ugh, why do we not /do/ this sort of design anymore?наб ❧a what, sorry?наб ❧yep, that's exactly what it says, unfortunately
there appear to have been some hog-based fonts which have unfortunately rotten away in the years since, and all data files appear to be in a format unreadable to anyone but this ware. alas(?)наб ❧THE LADSнаб ❧all audiobook CDs from this era say radio drama on them, despite all being plain readings
yesterday i heard on the radio that The Polish Radio Archive is releasing old dramas in some digital form, most of which were proper dramas. all the talking points called them audiobooks.наб ❧I have watched through the commercials. They're all Very Horny, or Down-right Inscrutable. there's one funny one. lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0005-ancient-C…Replying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek i mean, yeah, it's the Right Way to do it, but if you have that, why bundle an atrocious (I'm assuming, but they never aren't) executable whose only role is to show bitmaps and ShellExecuteA some videos? that's just something from this era that i never understood1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧28type systems are just making up guys that only want to make out with certain other types of guys1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3JTAG, or Java Tag,Replying to Maya – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@Mayabotics yeah but you cant shame computer users on twitter from there so whats the point5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧10giving infosec chuds a heart attack and "compromising my system" by plugging in literally any peripheral that allows it to operate in a vaguely useful wayнаб ❧48i see you purport to be an "infosecspert" but you use something other than a purge-strapped TALOS II workstation compiled on a pre-heartbleed Pentium 4 system to post on Twitter from a browser that supports JavaScript. curious!наб ❧4who made the usb controller in your keyboard? chinese workers? well gosh hootin' darn, ain't that funny, weren't those the guys that pose a "serious threat to your democracy" or summat? who fabbed your screen, again?наб ❧6[something about using EDID being arbitrary code execution and "real men writing their own modelines"]наб ❧16i'm actually curious how this sort infosec brain-poison looks in its absolute logical conclusion. posting from risc-v? a discrete-transistor computer? reinventing fifty years of electronics again? loading twitter for an hour on an eniac-sized computer? [something about Plan 9?]1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3cat just excitedly vored a handful of popcorn. cant believe im nurturing an american spy1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2okay so when can i import curium as speedrun paraphernalia?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1uhohнаб ❧1found with 10 degrees board temp and actual fog on the fucking front panel lcd lmaoнаб ❧2classic snow-in-server-room moment, we've all done it2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1you ever see a licence and uhнаб ❧2just say you hate queers, its fine1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧lisp enthusiasts are always raving about the extinxion of lisp machines or whatever, but you can get a perl machine no problem, like, just install Debian?Replying to t35girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@t35girl birthday reagan grave rave, queen shit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2PCB (pretty cursed board)Replying to Sega Protogenesis – 5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@gravislizard This might border on pedantry, but if you're running a modern OS on a Ryzen 12-core, you're gonna be running in long mode, not protected mode.
Also, I'm not sure how much I buy the damage location vs what it'll hit analysis, past very early boot.наб ❧@gravislizard If you're running with KASLR (and you reasonably are), the kernel will relocate to a random point in RAM (ISTR kNetBSD relocating to top of physical)?
Confer (1) and (2): the main chunk of system RAM starts at 4GiB and ends at ~97GiB, and the kernel lives around 12.6GiBнаб ❧@gravislizard In addition, any kernel allocations and mappings (indeed, all of userspace) can go pretty much anywhere into the System RAM regions, so any Fucked Up bit of RAM can affect anyone (granted, the kernel usually allocates less than userspace and corruption in caches won't crash).наб ❧@gravislizard usually you can bet on starting with the same sticks mapped to the same places, so if you hit the bit the bootloader uses, it can be relatively consistent, but it's also not unheard of (i.e. i remember whitequark hitting it) for firmware updates to change the initial memory mapнаб ❧@gravislizard ah shit, i completely missed that this is a retweet of a year-old post. hope this is useful either way?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧it may surprise you, but Twiztid did have a short shanty stint with their hit song "Bussy, o'head open"!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧bandcamp friday? more like bandcamp frigay! nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3liminal spaceнаб ❧4nothing good is about to happen if you've gotta pull up the freedesktop gitlab, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated there1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧thinking about writing a unix again. dark time aheadReplying to cohost.org/delan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@dazabani oh, each drew momento is stupider and voiced obnoxiouser than the last;the rust thing is relatively tame, you're missing out on a multi-part "one true way to write C" followed by "why threads are unusable and thread users bad", 96% of which self-induced with his dogshit C dialectReplying to @m_n__s_k – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@marcinskarbek unless nouveau supports it (which a cursory gargle hints "no" at) you're a complete nutcase, yeah1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧214when you're /definitely/ having a very normal one1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧a group of hog enjoyers, or "hoggers",1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2as of this morning, my shitty x32 sid router has better uptime than the entirety of the polish internet backbone
наб ❧3as of this morning, my shitty x32 sid router has better uptime than my ISP
Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C into da filter1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧112cat in da ventilation.. who up?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1people on this web site be like "damn my ass fat, what's ma pronouns?"2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3caught oneнаб ❧2caught anotherReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@The6P4C graphics: weird, too close to cactus => not at all huggable
cryptography: pretty much just cryptozoology => very huggable3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧anno domini twenty fucking twentyнаб ❧This is the government healthcare website, "Oops.. Failure in accessing IKP. Remember, that the application doesn't allow working in multiple tabs - in that case return to the previous browsing screen. If you're working in one tab, refresh the page or log out and then back in."наб ❧i put that in alt text but that is apparently fucking useless for the casual reader, in classic twitter form1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2this definitely says something about the fieldReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C@maybewaffle real is wall-clock, user is CPU time spent in userspace, sys is in kernel, the more CPUs you have (and the smaller your HZ) the less they correlate; in this case you seem to be stuck in iowait and hence unscheduled, you might confirm this by correlating D status with open filesнаб ❧2@The6P4C@maybewaffle that being said, unless you're under /heavy/ memory pressure, I'd expect most of your build source (assuming C and Many Small Headers) to be served out of page cache/ARC/whatever on subsequent runs, regardless of how starved for I/O you are1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1if kity not for kissing,, why have big fore head?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧if your salt isnt fuming purple DO NOT talk to me2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Arch Linux is a bleeding-edge distribution, not for the faint of heartнаб ❧i explicitly spec a new enough version of ronn in the README! it's one of the two(!) results of "git grep ronn"! this also proves too difficult for Arch users.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3as of this morning, my shitty x32 sid router has better uptime than my ISP15 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5say what you want about Lithuanians, you can't deny them the sense of styleнаб ❧1that's a cute RJ45 holeнаб ❧2The goods in this invoice cannot be used for the military purposes and are not included in the multiple-purpose list.
thank you, American Empire®; very cool.наб ❧1pogueнаб ❧2this is a certified Big Endian moment!наб ❧3my favourite bit of this is that the web interface doesn't remotely match the system state and is very insistent that Wi-Fi is very much off and wholly unconfigured. I'm accessing the web UI over wifiнаб ❧2"building OpenWRT with -j26", or "configuring every package for half a minute, then building it in under a second, one at a time"
наб ❧4downloading source: five seconds
autoconf: sixty-ninety seconds
building package: five-ten seconds
installation: one second
someone who's good at packaging please help me budget this, my NetBSD port is dying
наб ❧1love too be able to run make clean to remove build artifacts and not have to resort to zfs rollback :)
why does every part of this suck so baaaaaaaaaaaadнаб ❧1i,m on amd64??наб ❧1haha, of course this is a well-known and well-understood problem with a 2018 patch that applies with minimal fuzz. love too progamingнаб ❧1i gave up and configured linux instead, time to expensive pendant draws ever closerнаб ❧1!!!!!!!наб ❧1@The6P4C hi :)наб ❧2if ONLY there was some tooling at hand that prints each step as it executes it, similarly to sh -x, mayhap, so a programmer could see what happens in real time and easily nail the offending action. alas!наб ❧2if i ever meet an openwrt enjoyer it's on fucking sight4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uhhh is fuse3 just.. broken on i686? __USE_FILE_OFFSET64 is supposed to gate this, but doesn't seem to in practice?наб ❧oddly, if unsurprisingly, x32 does build, so?наб ❧1record time bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…наб ❧apparently this is Known and upstream refuses to acknowledge this. coolReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C new efi vars in gun-metal grey at great prices from lowe's4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2percussive maintenance but for softwareнаб ❧3hm i posted this as a gag but i literally do this 100% of the time. if a soft ware requires me to scan through a list of more than five options, find an item in a menu tree, or doesn't expose a Thing in its front-end, it is getting lied to, repeatedly and severely, until it worksнаб ❧2CC is unset (clang), CC is clang, CC is gcc, CC is gcc (clang), CC is a wrapper around clang, and also I rollback the rootfs blockdev from the host at the right time, the output file is a FIFO catted into ssh. i give a /fuck/ about your build system telling me what I can't do.наб ❧1also the "bind-mounting /dev/null over /proc/swaps" bit to appease kubernetes (i will NOT be told what my deallocation semantics are supposed to be, fuck you) but that's so pedestrian it's lost its novelty to me1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1measuring git repository size by kWh per gcReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C takes one to know one1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1what if you wanted to boot the networked berkeley system but the kernel said1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧narkive stop being the only netbsd-users@ google result and only returning a PHP OOM error challenge4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧26we could've had this.наб ❧1ubuntu users normally vs when you bad-mouth canonicalнаб ❧1so i copied the discs, naturally, and the plain Win2k one is 131M, the one with SP3 is 372M, and come out to 88M and 333M with compress=zstd, respectively; rather odd, since I'd expect the thousand archive files to compress worse than almost seven thousand plain drivers/help/&c.наб ❧1but, uh, what мore could there be in SP3 for it to be thrice the size? the base system can't've grown that much, surely?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧i wget -red the 8devices wiki and what the absolute fuck is this i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1one day i will finally give into my urges (writing a soft mailing list ware), and then it'll be over for you fuckers1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1bumping my cooperative debugging "frame work" for the final time because it took a lot of time and i don't hate how it turned out
наб ❧12okay, so uhh, here's user-space debugfs with ports for Linux, FreeBSD, NetBSD, and OpenBSD and application programming libraries for C, C++, and Rust, all fully documented (I think!), v0.1.0: git.sr.ht/~nabijaczlewel…
Replying to @softminus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@alt_kia forbidden USB1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧guy who learns about the hyperinflation in Poland prior to 1995 and his response is "hot"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1I am thinking about converting to
NetBSD. It will take me atleast 1 year of compilation. Thoughts ?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1the delicate downright erotic dance between MAKE_JOBS=$(sysctl hw.ncpuonline) and NetBSD/i386's three-gigabyte address spaceнаб ❧1LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOнаб ❧not pictured: a commented-out bit of the Makefile where some fucking brain genius set MAKE_JOBS_SAFE=no and having had to resize the pkgsrc disk because 5.5G was simply not enough (indeed, the workdir, which I've cleared beforehand, is now 8.6G)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧not every day you find a clang bugнаб ❧llvm-bugs@ doesn't let me post, and I have to beg admins for bugzilla access. painнаб ❧it turns out that this should not be considered a bug; indeed, "clang -E -" should fail or at least issue a diagnostic, but @Guriwesu is a coward and won't back me up on this.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧languages stop putting their advertised-as-memcpy-equivalents' arguments in backward order to memcpy(3) challengeнаб ❧this has been a Rust call-out postA fork in the thread! – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C hi :)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧SO WORD OF FUCKING WARNING: if you're using ZFS-on-root with dracut on sid, then `ln -s /sbin/zgenhostid /bin/` and regenerate your initrdнаб ❧my only regret in life is that i cannot scream at maintainers retroactively, holy fucking shitнаб ❧bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…Replying to WubScale 🏳️🌈 #AbortionIsAHumanRight 💚 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@wubscale The "I wrote battlestar in 1979 in order to experiment with the niceties of the C language." bit does it for me. Rare Phrase. Plus it's literally twice my age.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧friending a girl on discord to "play a game" together, but it's a screen of share battlestar(6) in an 80x25 QEMU window and a badly multiplexed ptyнаб ❧1man, this manpage is.. Quite something1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧it's important to always have a strong personal brand3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧uhh is NetBSD poll(2) broken? if I kill a client via SIGINT or the client just closes its end of the socket, I never receive POLLHUP and keep getting POLLIN instead?наб ❧turns out its just different from freebsd and linux and that's what it's Supposed to be doing, but i didn't fish it out from the blob of text in POLLHUP description. coolнаб ❧1you may not like it, but this is what peak systems programming looks like1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13when uhhh.. when you yeah.2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4downloading source: five seconds
autoconf: sixty-ninety seconds
building package: five-ten seconds
installation: one second
someone who's good at packaging please help me budget this, my NetBSD port is dyingнаб ❧2that being said, is there any reason autoconf couldn't do 90% of its checks in parallel to one another? (besides having to send toe pics to stallman to be graciously granted the rights to touch foundation code)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧so mister Fed Ex (who I assume delivers all parcels) has bestowed unto me my crowdsupply order, and uh.. it's in (dogshit machine-translated) Polish (they failed to print)? I was billed from the US, and this left from the US, one product is from HU, another from CN, wh-наб ❧i redacted away the bit where they printed an Ę in my shipping address as AE. not Æ, which Ę does collide on some common codepage with. AE
but it's fine in the footer?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧building new zfs package for the 3rd (third) time because i've managed to forget about it and, hence signing timed out 2ce (twice)наб ❧four timesнаб ❧five fuckign times . im done. im fucking over the god damned gag; praise be cache invalidation1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @iximeow: /!\ new yaxpeax-dis /!\
this is one (0.2.3) i'm very excited for: @nabijaczleweli let me know they wrote a yaxpeax-superh, su…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1Only one of these cats is ready for work in winter conditions; are you?наб ❧this is what the city took from you. from us all3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2who did this?наб ❧2sheнаб ❧2now is a time for healing (thinking why you told me to let you out, got snowed on, then sprinted back inside, soaked through)12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2i wonder how difficult it would be to make an SD card that exposes a fake MMC backed by, like, a blockdev it gets over, like, iSCSIнаб ❧2SDIO exists, right, so there /are/ Wi-Fi SOCs with antennas that fit into SD form factor (or, well, just flat ribbon for Ethernet), so I expect this to be both fully possible and desirable, if only to avoid the dogshit flash inside SDs, so?наб ❧2bruh why do i supposedly have to pay at least one thousand dollars per year to the SD Association for a full SD spec, but apparently a "simplified" variant is free? what are they hidingнаб ❧1okay, the dates on the MMC spec are between 2001 and 2004, but like, this would look like shit even on A4наб ❧2NEW JEDEC JENDERS, WHO UP??????наб ❧1this "Personal" sexion consists of: Salutation, First Name, Last Name, Company Name, and Country – the personallest of all the database fieldsнаб ❧1yeeнаб ❧1oh lmao thats just my last name field, but i put in ha ha ha yee after the iconic video; classнаб ❧1holy fucking hell, Windows iSCSI Initiator program will refuse to connect with this bull shit when the target name has /capital letters/ in it. for fuck's sakeнаб ❧1and they say machines can't break your heartнаб ❧1this machine shipped with DOSнаб ❧1this looks fake as fuck. I mean, it's literally true, but it looks like a shitpost
i was gonna try to do NVMe-oF boot support for the shits, but, astoundingly, you just copy /sbin/nvme, /etc/nvme/, nvmf-autoconnect.service, and modules to the initrd and it'll Just Work. wild1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧ohshite(dpkg)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2I ain't been slept on this much since none of y'all fuckers listened to my album1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2this is a certified ZFS moment !Replying to Simulacra of a girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@gewt According to access.redhat.com/documentation/… at least, this means that the guest can run on all currently installed CPUs2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2doing "journalism" to be "forcibly silenced 😩"наб ❧i would like to retract my earlier statement — apparently you hafta be a nazi for that — but it ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the goose (half a cup of gin, technically, but who's counting), gotta blame it on the juice, baybee1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1you have the right to copy any of my work unless you like the foundation or think it's in any way good, then you can copy this boot in your ass1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1it took me one whole month to think this through and come up with a solid reply, and yet my post still ends with being a coward. never not on brand (unfortunately, this time)Replying to sleepy duck pond appreciator 🦆✨🏳️🌈 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@0x47DF yeah, %PROGRAMFILES% and %PROGRAMFILES(x86)%4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2perfectly ripe and brimming with juicy seedнаб ❧2delicious, i can smell the caustic smoke alreadyнаб ❧1we must cut down on food-based waste, just look how much packing i had to strip to get to the rich, calorie-dense coreнаб ❧1the lettering says "13312B2 99 1E MHP-TA 15-9-85", which appears to be a Littelfuse(!) MHP-TA15-9-85, now MHP-TAM15-9-85 thermal 9V 15A 85°C fuse; cute!Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C yeah, live with two
2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2today in Banking: i got an (1) e-mail with the summary for december, (2) attached as a PDF, (3) "secured" with my PESEL, (4) the PDF just says "attached to this document"(?), is a (5) .htm, with (6) an unfilled "Mail reference number: UNIQUE_MAIL_XREF." at the endнаб ❧1personally I had no fucking idea you /could/ attach to PDFs, and uhh, out of the four readers I've since tried, only firefox actually indicates that there is an attachment. I had no idea with my default one4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3I've acquired a horrible objectнаб ❧5it's, unfortunately, exactly what it looks like, and no more: a microSD-compatible PCB, 25cm of god-awful tape, and a push-push SD slotнаб ❧2direct read is roughly 1MB/s faster through this than when plugged into a proper USB-C dongle lmao
I'm assuming i wouldn't be able to replicate this in a high-noise environment, but stillнаб ❧1135cm (well, 25+55*2) plain fails to initialise with an EILSEQ; just 80cm tries a bit, but still ultimately fails. truly shocking1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1just got hit with the "are you part of a team" and im infinitely old now; i have aged a thousand years3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2in this moment i am weak (because ive ordered a thousand Boneless stickers); in three weeks i will be powerful beyond any mortal (because i will have a thousand Boneless stickers)наб ❧1🅱️onelessнаб ❧1my fans have been asking me, for the longest time – are OneMix laptops truly free of bones? – it's time for me to finally publish a verdict.Replying to Maya – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@Mayabotics hm, i don't intend to do drm or interface to the ass daemon, so that'll be fine i think; thanks!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧what have we let the world come to? (referring to having just sent a PR over twitter DM)12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3we've all heard of the chad/thad/lad trichotomy, but what aboutнаб ❧2according to st.com/st-web-ui/stat… SH-4 has 234 distinct instructions if I haven't missed any. does that still qualify as a RISC?наб ❧1i've truly missed putting bespoke compilers into build.rs, where you least expect themнаб ❧16558 instructions free, 58977 instructions defined, and 2215 instructions with multiple valid decodes, apparently(?)
AFAICT it's just narrow and wide variants conflicting at size boundaries, but still kinda weirdнаб ❧2i was concerned about the 700ms build.rs, but, uh, including 9MB of generated code puts cargo into chug city anyway, soнаб ❧3allowing flash and pressing play on the presentation(?) hard-yeets the firefox process. magnificentнаб ❧1SH has 135 instructions and 54264 encodings, SH-2 144 and 52680, mostly because they don't have FPUsнаб ❧1this is official J-core promo material, wild shitнаб ❧1lmao apparently FPSCR.SZ being set or not changes the instruction decoding for FMOVs. what the hell am I supposed to do about thisнаб ❧1i.e., depending on architectural state, 1111_0101_1010_0110 is either FMOV.S @(R0,R10),FR5 or FMOV @(R0,R10),XD2; cool, great. lovely!наб ❧2this fucking sucks, I'm actually writing a decoder instead of generating nine megabytes of code and indexing a 256KiB arrayнаб ❧1coming soon to yaxdis in /your/ area! (hopefully)Replying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@iximeow I have since yeeted the binary so no way to check, but I appreciate the explanation nonetheless, thanks :)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2upgraded to zfs 2.0.0-1~exp1, switched from compress=lz4 to zstd[-3], funie stats:
* clang-10 executable (2.4G apparent): 1.5G -> 1.1G
* stripped (238M): 91M -> 59M
* llvm-toolchain-9 partial build tree (734M): 312M -> 247M
* llvm-project-10 build tree (22G): 9.6G -> 6.1Gнаб ❧1* nextpnr+icestorm+prjtrellis build trees (2.6G): 834M -> 471M
* another LLVM build tree, but this time without any of the source (19G): 8.0G -> 5.1G
it also does slightly better at a 1.6G mailbox than compress=gzip[-6]наб ❧1overall im Slightly surprised by how well zstd does in this application but not That Much, but also I've doubled my free space on that pool and it's measurably faster by up to 15-25MB/s; for Free™!Replying to emily – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@lambdakitten uh, hm, I haven't managed to measure any significant difference on a Core 2 Duo E6400 @ 2.14GHz, but this system is horrifically starved for I/O, so dunno how representative this is; both give me roughly 20-25% when reading and 10-15% when writing2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11enterprise devops, or "using 2kw for something you could do less annoyingly on a core 2 duo"наб ❧1yes im using aws again and yes im angy again5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5fuckin gpt1 dril readin assнаб ❧4blaming @The6P4C for having read that outstanding backronym,, the cable do be kinda blursed doeнаб ❧2had to bring out The Big Camera to resolve the markings on the 6-pin IC (360A0 76345), in addition to cleaning off the heavy cu^W flux(?) off that sideнаб ❧2PDC002, a cable configuration dongle, or, as I like to call it, PDC001S, an input deviceнаб ❧1hm, I've been able to use the vendor executable to upload vendor firmware, and flash․py to upload peadee firmware, but fw_pad.py was detrimental to peadee firmware, and no amount of dicking about let me upload vendor firmwares via flash․py; guess I'll just wait for the Article5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2so i was wondering why absolutely trivial shit is just plain unresolvable over in netdata land and how the turnover is as bad as it appears to be and apparently there's thirty one million dollars of venture capital pumped into the damned thing and that explains it all tbhнаб ❧1Previously:
* installer broken if cc = clang
* i open an issue with a solution inside
* employee opens a PR with the solution and assorted clean-up
* another contests this
* the opener says "if you want to go to the mat over this"(??)
then half a year passesнаб ❧1* a third employee comments on my issue saying that PR man has (a) left and (b) deleted his fork so (c) his changeset is lost forever
* I have to first explain then /link/ <PR URL>.patch because they cannot figure it out, apparently(?)
* netdata now builds when cc is clangнаб ❧1Currently:
I opened a PR yesterday that stops the diskspace plug-in from instantly mounting all autofs nodes, and got this. HOW do you write so much, yet say so little. This is literally fucking worse than empty, the man that got tagged is code owner and already got notified.наб ❧look, I'm all for funnelling venture capital into workers' hands as quickly as possible. only thing it's good for, really. the harder you scam rich people the more morally pure you are. but why must i suffer for this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1reject modernity, embrace tradition
2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2when the 386 did it it was "a long time coming", and "allowed you to unlock the true potential of your PC", but when I do it, I'm "disrespectful", and "the principal needs to see me" (adopting a flat addressing scheme)наб ❧1this has haunted me for weeks and i have no clue how to phrase it for it to be funnyReplying to Unregistered Hypercard 2 ㊗️ – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@nkizz11 originally prompted by a friend complaining "my SD card died mid-[3D-]print", but, like, I have always-on SBCs whose SDs have just worn out and it's a PITA to dump whatever's left, find another card, reimage, &c.наб ❧@nkizz11 also i barely ever shoot outside nowadays, and it's a /process/ to kill the camera, pop the card, find a dongle, plug all three togeter, and unwind, each time, similarly for a scanner; having these interface directly to an iSCSI-or-equivalent target would just work so much better1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2wasn't that like a citrus?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1wild to me that we hit the four-cpu mark in second-gen intel core i in 2011 and nothing has really changed for the consumer until, like, last year1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3getting really into vore, not for horny reasons, but for the FDA to classify me as food and put me on the unimportables list1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1S/FTP (Shielded/Fluorinated Toilet Paper)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1are we getting fucking shelled? im not vaguely near the border tho??наб ❧1apparently my neighbours have a small-caliber mortar and some sort of bright ordnance that explodes above my head. what the fuck is going onнаб ❧1whatever this was, it has stopped. try harder next time igReplying to [unknown user 1230653192028844032] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@tomboyishlove im still alive, so whoever was doing this was a lil' bitchReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C the fun never STOPs on the hydraulic telegraph (now with QSPI rubber duckies!)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@The6P4C integrity? dc offset? clock domains? impedance? what are you talking about? lets go vibe in the thicknetReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C they're just having a grand old time, who am i to tell them to stop? more data should look like this ,in my opinion1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3how do I tell someone on my bugtracker to Go And Figure Out How To Do Use Their Distribution And Do Cross-Compilation Themself It's Not That Difficult You Just Have To Lie To Cargo A Bit If You Use GCC Holy Shit I Will Go Monke ModeReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C SolutionEdge with da FSQRT DRn😏2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧642my girl asked for a hitachi... damn they kinda expensive; any thing for her tho,,наб ❧2is this remotely anything or am i just loopingReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C one vector, one matrix+vector op (FVn are {FRn, FR[n+1], FR[n+2], FR[n+3]} vectors, XMTRX is a 4x4 matrix over all of XF[0..=15])
f1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧8every day someone discovers suckless, and every day i am forced to see people turn bigot against them
good. more.6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5having a normal one and installing s390x debian in qemu to fix an issue on a rust libraryнаб ❧5it wouldn't be a real Platform if you didn't have to mknod before the real init and the installer worked on something other than stretchнаб ❧3this took two hoursнаб ❧2rustup-init reliably crashes qemu now; greatнаб ❧2sid chroot, as ever, to the rescue. but god damn if this doesn't kinda blowнаб ❧1turned out to just be big-endian and not any cool fuckiness; boo github.com/nabijaczleweli…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2going back in time and avoiding getting a rabies vaccine to allow me to froth at the mouth at AWS1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1boys who kiss the homies goodnight vs men who uwu at the homies goodnight1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2need me a gf who does products subtraction and make them good, all i can find out here is hoes who've been hyping up concepts :/1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1going ham on FSF pundits, as a pick-up line1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3you've heard of memory mappings, now get ready for1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1the fact that i have to get Cat 6A cables to avoid CCA garbage and it costs roughly the same is definitely indicative of something in our society1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2can cats be sad because they haven't the power which they seek, and if so, how do I grant it them?117 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2below the fabled box lies a relic from before time, or, indeed, three of them
I didn't actually see any cards at all in the one I opened, much less a quadro, but the specsheet says it's got a 1G NIC, so that's niceнаб ❧the sheet also specifies different CPUs, some >2GHz, which the pfsense website is Valid for 1G so hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmнаб ❧let the record show: I am a foolнаб ❧she is here
she is queer
and she is full of existential fearнаб ❧her joint pain is moderate to severe
the service tag says the OEM OS is FreeDOS, but I was assured these all have a clean fresh Windows XP install on them, which, lolнаб ❧the front features:
* DVD drive
* power button and accompanying status LEDs
* main airflow holes (in through the CPU block and out 'round the HDD, presumably)
* an IP65-ass cover on two USB ports, for reasons I cannot divineнаб ❧1two low-profile and two full-height cards, one is presumably a modem going by RJ45ish with only four pins?
/two/ serial ports, a potentially-gig ethernet, VGA, two PS/2s like the good old days, 3.5mm jack in/out, four USBs
also padlock hole between the top panel and chassis??наб ❧1(also LPT but I am a dumbass, as stated previously)наб ❧😳😳😩наб ❧the top comes off forward and up with a surprisingly soft-but-deep detent, with the hooks punched and folded directly from the cover
the front is only a hud with some light guides and moulded pins that line up with a back-plane (which is nice, because any cables would be gone :v)наб ❧cute diagrams!наб ❧and, indeed, the bays swing up Just Like That, with some nice, if worn, nylon(?) detents
the screws at the top (T15/flat combo) seem to be completely spare, which is niceнаб ❧the drives do come out (with some convincing, but mostly of me to pull further) by pulling on the tabs, and like honestly im kinda surprised this is tool-less to this degree
also the HDD is (correctly, according to the diagram) upside-down ?наб ❧the HDD is a 160G WD Caviar Blue labelled 30.07.11 and has OEM stickers; the specs match except that the PDF says it's supposed to ship with HP drives? so?
also neat what looks like (aluminium?) emergency blowy pressure uhh things?наб ❧the drive passed SMART self-tests and imaged at a respectable speed, but it also says it's been on for 50325 hours? that's like 5 years and 3 months? which, combined with only 73(!) power cycles, points to essentially server use, I'd guess, since my desktop HDD has 19895h/1641c?наб ❧SATAe are labelled and routed through nylon hooks, power bundles are ziptied together, and I'm probably only increduous at this because i usually do consumer-grade ware that's always on fire and barely funxioning, never maintained because not to be maintained because fuck youнаб ❧flinging up the bays reveals the place for the second HDD (top side up this time), accompanied by another cute diagram!наб ❧a nice bit of visual design here is every element intended to be moved is either inherently green (CPU shroud, drive hinge) or has a green sticker on it (2nd HDD flap(1), PSU tab(2) (where it's welcome because it's real thick, i wouldn't have thought to push that hard otherwise))наб ❧these proprietary coolers are fascinating to me; four torxes screwing into the chassis via the motherboard with a spring detent, block (and CPU) offset 45° and i think that's for optimal contact with the two heat pipes, and the fins line up with the only(?) fan in the designнаб ❧Core 2 Duo E6400 – 2.13GHz/2M of cache/1066MHz bus
You can get some *real* work done on this thing!
(Pay no mind to the Core 2 Duo P8400 clocked 130MHz higher and with 1M more cache in the laptop on the right)наб ❧Intel also says this supports 64-bit instructions so it may be fun to try get an x32 (wiki.debian.org/X32Port) machine up?наб ❧hhhhhhhhнаб ❧this took so long in the first place because I wanted to find either a low-profile bracket for this 2x1G HP card (impossible), or a card with a compatible donor bracket, which has appeared today in the form of this PCI TP-Link Wi-Fi card (802.11N! 300Mb/s!)наб ❧1thing is, I haven't actually fit it before, and, since the faces of the ethernet holes are flush with the bracket, there's borderline zero wobble, even without one
is this what a "deployment" is?наб ❧🙊 when she busts out the PS/2 mouse 😳😳😳наб ❧(previously: twitter.com/nabijaczleweli…)
наб ❧1and they say the perfect date doesn't exist..
наб ❧(previously previously: twitter.com/nabijaczleweli…; I should revisit this laptop now that it's not my first l̶i̶n̶u̶x̶ cursed install lol)
наб ❧I'd say this brings back memories but I've mostly blocked those outнаб ❧this makes zero sense, why is there both a free number which is a phone number and a paid number which is "To activate the product call number <NUMBER>. (This call is free)"; what does this mean :/наб ❧cute, Boot Select menu shows the PCI slot of the NIC, rather than a label, but you can also press F12 to "Network" (I pressed that because that should be the BMC network settings and I didn't expect a BMC on this, but it's just a PXE boot shortcut, boo!)наб ❧*hacker voice* i'm in
Outlook Express was the only good Windows mail client before it got axed (lots of talk about Eudora lately, but its relevancy has not coincided with my lifespan, so)наб ❧I love using the Microsoft®️ Windows®️ XP operating system to do a variety of l̶a̶y̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ office tasks, facilitated by Microsoft®️ Windows®️ XP's impressive suite of intuitive applications!наб ❧"File and settings transfer wizard" wow! what a useful feature! I wonder why it doesn't exist anymore :v
Not gonna tempt my luck by asking why exporting only works on 32-bit Windowses, because I've seen enough gore today, quite franklyнаб ❧the account name is "6", System Properties says XP SP2 "Registered for 5"; combined with the 50324 hours in 73 cycles probably means this is part of someone's multi-rp5700 server fleet from old office gear lolнаб ❧left: thing XP (dunno about previous windowses, didn't overlap) got kinda right – a stand-out help button that gave relevant (sometimes even helpful) info
right: what most DEs (but other systems have alternatives) get wrong: infinitely deep weirdly categorised unsearchable menusнаб ❧surprised to learn that IIS still has a respectable 8% market share and MSN (Explorer) is still vaguely around
less surprised that Microsoft Messenger got replaced by another IM that got consumed by Skypeнаб ❧god, remember when Wi-Fi config was so special it didn't integrate at all with the tray network icon?
alternatively: remember when you could do your Wi-Fi setup in a window instead of a weird pop-up you couldn't click away from?наб ❧one thing that baffles me to no end about windows administration tooling is why do all three of these exist? why is the categorisation not remotely consistent between the last two? why is this not, like, a shortcut to a node in one global tree tree on the left? is it "legacy"?наб ❧A 4GB system with a full DE ain't too bad, actually, I've got to give it that
Was gonna say that a 150GB drive would be hard to buy nowadays but then I remembered that SSDs started existing since this system was borne lolнаб ❧much like the one transphobic joke, some things just never change (but this one got less useful and stopped tracking paging to disk and queue lengths somewhere along the line)наб ❧what the *fuck*? why is this also in Spanish (csv) and German (second mdb)?наб ❧tried to Ctrl-Alt-Del after seeing that atrocious localisation crime on the left, but got… task manager, for some reason? why must you taunt me so, ballmer?наб ❧take a deep breath; it's okay; ballmer isn't real; he can't hurt youнаб ❧getting into this setup requires pressing F10 during POST, then keyboard input shortly after that ends, or boot continues as normal. very cool design :)
shifted the output a bit to get the menu out the dead-zone, and jesus wept why does this look like the turbo pascal toolkitнаб ❧besides the incredible UI, this reads like an okay BIOS, if unlike anything I've ever seen before
somehow I doubt the lineage of this ROM going all the way through 1982-2009, though
also supports save/load of BIOS config to/from removable media, which is neatнаб ❧1the storage info and config is really in-depth!
HDD shows capacity, model, firmware version, and serial number, along with the colour of the SATA port on the motherboard
DVD doesn't have a size (obv), but it's an OEM part and the model name is really cute, so it's fineнаб ❧config has "Emulation type" between "Hard Disk" and "None"(?),
"Multisector Transfers" between Disabled/8/16 (first time reading about this hack truly deservant of the PC platform), and
"Translation Mode" between Automatic/Bit Shift/LBA Assisted/User with CHS to clack inнаб ❧defaults also have Multisector Transfers and Translation Mode (googling which gave me an HP document for this series of BIOS lol), as well as Transfer Mode between Max UDMA/PIO 0/Max PIO/Enhanced DMA/Ultra DMA 0
There's 1 TI article from 2004 about EDMA, so how enhanced is it?наб ❧Storage Options has HW RAID/individual SATA devices (which can be enabled in groups of 0+2 and 1, because that makes sense), toggling Removable Media Boot, which is neat, and "BIOS DMA Data Transfers", which the aforementioned document doesn't mention at all :)наб ❧DPS (document says: Drive Protection System) self-test confirms the SMART test I did before, so that's good!наб ❧1>Translation Mode […] may be necessary for users of older versions of UNIX (e.g., SCO UNIX version 3.2)
>A search of the basement yielded 5.25″ floppies of SCO UNIX 3.2.0f from June 1989 (os2museum.com/wp/sco-unix-3-…)
i NO LONGER doubt the legacy of this BIOS, what the actual fuckнаб ❧the Boot Order menu has (a) a beautiful dithered font for disabled options, and (b) the most bizarre drag-and-drop menu, unlike every other BIOS in existence (but it does work really nicely, so)наб ❧Security top-level menu has passwords for setup and power-on, but also Device Security, which controls whether the software can see disks/parallel/USB/audio/NIC/"Embedded Security Device"? which the document says is for authentication and disk crypto (I think? it's unclear)?наб ❧"Network Service Boot" (PXE) has its own single-entry pop-up, Gigabyte style
System ID window has keyboard select (and I've even managed to type in some french characters (eww, I know), but nothing chinese from this PC104), which I don't think even the R710 had? so that's niceнаб ❧the OS Security menu is perfectly nondescript, except that VT-x is disabled by default; the *real* cool thing is in the Setup Security Level menu, where most configs can have the Setup Password authentication requirement disabledнаб ❧excuse me, why is "Unique Sleep State Blink Rates", arguably the cutest option here, off by default??наб ❧incredible; best feature; all computers should have thisнаб ❧POST Mode can be QuickBoot (which doesn't seem to do any testing at all, so it's more like just a PO at that point), FullBoot, or FullBoot Every 01-30 Days, neat
Haven't seen an F11 prompt, but apparently that's for a "HP Backup and Recovery" software that's not on this HDD :/наб ❧embarrassingly, it took me three boots to realise "Execute Memory Test" does a one-time FullBoot (weirdly slow, even with just the 1G in)
can't think of a reason you'd want to autoboot at a predetermined time, but at least those boxes can be edited, unlike the text fieldsнаб ❧looks like this is the white-beard options sexion
the Onboard Devices menu has on the order of 10-15 options for all ports, which must be very fun and good to need to configure properly, and the PCI Devices is IRQ 11/Enable and Disable, which doesn't seem right in contrastнаб ❧the only remotely authoritative source for "PCI SERR# Generation" is HP's own web-page, an another more different version of a BIOS manual, and looks like it's a workaround for broken PCI firmware (fun!)наб ❧1unlike the Output-Only/Bi-Directional modes I googled "EPP+ECP" which led to the IEEE 1284 wikipedia article which contains the phrase "the natural limit of 8-bit ISA DMA" and I no longer wish to know
"Monitor Tracking" is neat, wonder how it'll signal the monitor is wrong/gone?наб ❧Only place this colour scheme is used, so good job
This menu is shown before going into setup, and it's actually fully localised!
Also, tried to see if there's a newer BIOS than v01.12, but HP's site is about as bad as they come, so who knows :vнаб ❧lmao mashing the keyboard pre- and during early boot makes it beep out with this god-damned essayнаб ❧hmm, wonder if any GAMER ram from the DDR2 era used the 666 as part of the branding?
thankfully these sticks are normal, just the packaging is from a GAMER stick for GAMING which is why it's 4x the thickness of a standard one, presumablyнаб ❧unsurprisingly, Memtest86+ passes on the one stick I got it with
it got really cramped after adding the rest and something made a good ole c r o m c h sound when i was closing the drive bay so moderate chance I fucked it :)наб ❧FullBoot is always slow but it slowed down threefold around the 3584M mark..... :vнаб ❧well, it got to M86+, says it's got 4G, we'll see just how broken it is in the morning I guessнаб ❧it's… not broken?
and "Mode à deux canaux", with a 1.5x bandwidth increase, though apparently I'm missing like 9MB?наб ❧caught this 4096-4608M range test, which I'm guessing is a fun mapping but I don't understand the PC architecture well enough (or, indeed, at all) so who knows
this DMI table is fun, but somehow I doubt there's 33TiB of flash on that board, much less mapped to the top 1MiB :vнаб ❧had the prompt offset off-screen so I missed it the first time, but the help is.. surprisingly helpful, and most items seem to have it (note the yellow, not used anywhere else in the UI)наб ❧1[ed is the standard editor voice] Debian is the universal operating systemнаб ❧wh why does it say there's two NICs
is it counting the modem, too? but that's just a modem? but maybe?
no way to know, of course, since the persistent names are as unhelpful as everнаб ❧oh.. what i thought was a modem is apparently a sundance 10/100 nic, which says it's full-duplex 100M despite being 4 pins onlyнаб ❧with debian installed, nothing can stop this beautiful deployment!наб ❧the card not showing up could, I guess :/наб ❧seems a half-gig of non-ram in the first 4G, but I can't see a good correlation between this and the memory checking speed during POST so no idea
what'd an old computer be without broken ACPI? better yet: linux panics with "attempted to kill the idle task" with cmdline acpi=off!наб ❧Tried a DKMS e1000e driver from github.com/koljah-de/e100…, to no avail; unsurprisingly, since it didn't even show up on the bus.
Put it in my dad's hardware-eating PC to see if the card was bum – it wasn't, showed up in d-i, with the interfaces, even.наб ❧Thought maybe the slot was dead, so stripped his 1030 (which looks very dumb without the long bracket), and got greeted with (2)
another good time ruined by DRM :(:(наб ❧hOLY FUCKING SHIT I DID ITнаб ❧intel-microcode having newer microcode than the BIOS tipped me to try HP's site again, and after some convincing I managed to wrestle 1.24 from its grasp; the download for FreeDOS is a windows self-unpacking zip, so good luck if you have a FreeDOS machine like this one was ig?наб ❧likewise with the microcode update, though that was the newest 1.06, so the microcode from the BIOS is still a3 instead of the newest a4 :/
a 1982-2016 copyright date-span is definitely not something you read every day thoнаб ❧the one thing it *did* fix though is the "FullBoot" POST taking immeasurably long (it still slows down toward the end but I'm choosing to ignore this)наб ❧softłer.jpeg2000наб ❧Today in Rust: github.com/rust-lang/rust…
this is my second issue against rustup, and second time my configuration is unsupported (first time was during the laptop mentioned above, something about not having SSE)наб ❧ever wonder what happens when your kernel can't execute your init? I did. turns out it tells you it can't execute the fifty inits it tries and gives up because it can't execute any of themнаб ❧paclage (now x32 as well, where possible) debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz/READMEнаб ❧1if i had a dollar every time I heard that…наб ❧1that sundance bussy too small for my jumbo frames 😩наб ❧plugged in an Dell 2x1G PCIe x1 BCM5720 NIC
got five beeps for pre-video memory error
literally what the fuckнаб ❧GPT Hard Disk Drives
In the Harry Potter fontнаб ❧the BCM5720 subset merges back here, following its refusal, convincing via forum, and decision to function, instead of breaking the platform:
наб ❧1would you rather (a) plug the NIC before the kernel takes over and have the BIOS five-scream about a pre-video memory error, or (b) after and just have it not enumerate? so many choices! such a high-quality platform!
наб ❧and so, the sundance NIC I thought was a modem, for which I specifically picked this machine over the others, shall goнаб ❧love this massively overbuilt riser, such a delightful textureнаб ❧an unpopulated jumper between the B51 "AD[01]" pad and a squiggly on the other side?наб ❧the blanks for the long slots have an additional pin that fits in the chassis so they don't fall out when not clamped by the swingy detent that holds them in
but this also means that they require a specific profile on the end since they're not screwed in, which, wellнаб ❧this is the only of five blanks I had that fits, and it's still wobbly at best
it still falls out whenever you open the flap, and is very finnicky to get in properly; oh wellнаб ❧twenty twenty: three gigabit NICs, a PS/2 mouse and keyboard
also the finish on the blank is completely different from that of the rest of the chassis, which is neatнаб ❧memory size changes are detected, but, Monitor Tracking doesn't seem to do anything?наб ❧interesting for "BCM5755 [which] is a fully integrated 10/100/1000BASE-T Gigabit Ethernet media access control and physical layer transceiver solution" to say it's 4Gbps, wonder why that is?наб ❧наб ❧looks like it's because networkctl does this; not sure why there's no ethtool info for speed and duplex yetнаб ❧ethtool doesn't return the register data or the EEPROM from the card in question (eth2 here, 5755 PHY) either, but it does for the other two tg3-based interfaces (eth[01], 5720C PHY)
going by tg3.c, it looks like the 575X line is particularly Good™ so that's funнаб ❧i'm a fucking moron, took me until reading this segment to realise it's unknown because there's no link negotiated :vvvvvvvнаб ❧well this is decidedly worseнаб ❧yassss
building with the right version of the patch works better :Рнаб ❧PR: github.com/systemd/system…
this bug was pleasant to solve, I really enjoyed itнаб ❧is it bad when you read a DVD drive and it sounds like an Apple ][ floppy when it's bootingнаб ❧i read one (1) disk earlier and it was fine, this is the second disk is as many hours and it's positively not goodнаб ❧days since manually downgrading glibc from snapshot.d.o debs: 0наб ❧oh cool there's a bug open already bugs.debian.org/965091наб ❧scored this (in march(?), when i still went outside because the air was just the regular amount of poison) for hilariously cheap, probably because it's terminated with this god-awful thing; what sort of barbaric "civilisation" would invent and use this?наб ❧2begone, american hegemonyнаб ❧1well, it only took me a year, but here we are at lastнаб ❧1this post brought to you by x32 sid on HP rp5700 with a DRM-bypassing BCM5720 :)наб ❧1at (almost) 1Gbps down, one CPU is close to completely pegged with no process seeming to claim it; WAN's on the onboard which has tiny buffers, stuck in iowait to the NIC?наб ❧1i was gonna make up some schtick about how it's weird for this space to be empty after so long, but it appears that this apex predator has filled this niche already1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1idgi, isnt street racing just.. driving?5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hm wait what the hell rustup has a x86_64-unknown-linux-gnux32 target, and it's actually building (if badly)?наб ❧2and I only had to patch two crates!наб ❧1i tried, I failed, lesson is: never tryнаб ❧1i mean, I know it's never a codegen bug, but is this a codegen bug?
the breakpointed path works, the selected instruxion, segfaulting, is "mov esi,DWORD PTR ds:0xc2b675" (so, 0x00C2B925 if I decoded the segmented address right?), which (a) isn't mapped, and (b) on amd64?наб ❧1it appears that GDB decoder is wrong about this, kernel says that's dereferencing 0xC2B675, yaxpeax decodes that fragment as "8b342575b6c200: mov esi, [0xc2b675]", correctly, it'd seemReplying to Jamie – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@JJJollyjim it's a stable SysV ABI (sites.google.com/site/x32abi/), but afaik glibc is the only libc that supports it, and suboptimally at that (e.g. by mq_attr and timespec having wrong member types; it was also plain fucked on sid a few months ago). the quad naming is definitely unfortunate1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1Win32 is a kernelless multiserver platform3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1flirting with girls by imitating junkrat's accent, badlyнаб ❧1when you're close and she whispers "I'm ready to go Whole Hog®!" in your earнаб ❧1to quote an australian: "is this anything"Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C one could say that that would be, in fact, that very point. but what do I knowReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C damn, we really out here, huh; is there a point at which a gag is too stupid or esoteric?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧the inherent homoeroticism between overwatch streamers and jeff kaplan1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧6flirting with girls by folllowing them on githubReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C takeing The Mainframe off-line to upgrade the link and the version from another system, as a bitReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C what if you wanted to buy a pdc001, but the baby had been fully upgraded and you were asked to please upgrade the version below to take the link below?наб ❧1@The6P4C that being said, try as i might, i absolutely cannot decipher what the difference between the two is through the identifier soup that are the aliexpress listingsReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C PDC002, just like gram used to make; or, rather, just how you posted about and i wanted one to dick about/follow along with3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1wonder how hard it'd be to teach strace zfs ioctlsнаб ❧1"shockingly easy", it'd seem, but I've found a new level of autohell in the processнаб ❧lists.strace.io/pipermail/stra…Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@The6P4C haha what if we were in the rag basket,, and we're both cats ?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3it's time (for cat in the basket)наб ❧1women get many upvoat.. how about rag basket cat?наб ❧1these all look like shit because its dark and they're all like one to three seconds, but itd be a crime not to shoot cat in da rag basketReplying to [ColeJ] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@ColeJ71909899 @__eater__ @The6P4C so, cisco router ethernet jacks2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4it was not by my hand that i was once again given cactusнаб ❧1my words are as empty as these pots1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1violating the gpl for fun and profit (rms shitting his pants the next summer solstice)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1custom fundamentalists are asleep, post festive cactusReplying to [unknown user 1108725523532967936] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@kgbcatboy no2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6Writing code 3h
Writing tests 1h
Building and testing 2h
Unfucking SVN 32.5h
Customer support 1.5h
someone who is good at programming please help me budget this. my product is dyingнаб ❧2this post sponsored by *spins wheel* cloning an entire fucking repository again because i apparently deleted a directory in my worktree and this cannot be fixed1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4looking for: architecture that will let me fault at least five times, preferably in big-endianReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@The6P4C where is IBM hiding the quad fault?????? you know the mainframes be on that good shitReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C carving this into a potato and stamping on my forehead1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2I've acquired a post-lease Fujitsu-branded monitor today, it came with a Fujitsu-branded PSU to plug in the back.
it plugged in the back.
thank shit i have the same PSU for my work laptop and double-checked, because that shit is 19V and the hole is 12V.
quality experience :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2so i was in the office on the guest wifi, making a buster chroot, and libbz2, libsystemd0, libudev1, and openjdk-11-jre-headless debs apparently match some AV signature, because i got a 403 and a "you did a fucky wucky" page lmao4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4the cat is learning about wifi, do NOT disruptнаб ❧3even cats – especially cats – understand the perils of the interconnected, wireless society we find ourselves in nowadaysнаб ❧2on jah im boutta kiss the 802.11n catнаб ❧2inside of you there are two entities:
one is the largest known to man, capable of murder at an unprecedented scale and overthrowing governments, should that be desired
the other is little happy tiny baby for kissing, ruffling, and adoring
you are a domestic cat1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3b2b pricing got me acting unreasonable (i didnt realise the prices were excl. vat so i acquiesced a mips devboard because im a fool and want to impress th^W girls with my cool big-endian cpu)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2sure, capitalism might alienate me from my product, and, indeed, the very work generating it, but i don't have to do accounting, so you can't say if it's bad or not7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2rp-pppoe code is indented with 8-wide tabs for even indents and 8-wide tabs + 4 spaces for odd ones. also labels are half-indented
how does old code always manage to be Like This; it's truly incredibleнаб ❧first-version patchset prepared (github.com/nabijaczleweli…), probatory mail posted, let's hope Dianne wants my patches at all (but, well, if she doesn't, then that's extremely understandable too)наб ❧get it (and please test, if you can!) while it's hot!
rp-pppoe 4.14-BETA-1 is out with (most) pppd bugfixes from over the years: dianne.skoll.ca/pipermail/rp-p…наб ❧cross-built rp-pppoe 3.14-BETA-2 for mipsel, coaxed an UBNT EdgeRouter X, the router for the day, to use it instead of the stretch one, shockingly works fine so far?наб ❧RΠ-ΠΠΠoE 3.14 оут, баыбеее dianne.skoll.ca/pipermail/rp-p…наб ❧we should use big endian more, especially on chips that support it like my ho^Wtest MIPS 1004Kc V2.15 edgerouter that's mipsel for some reason, because it would have hid this bug and I wouldn't have to worry about itнаб ❧as ever, if you use rp-pppoe or pppd's pppoe plugin, pls test :) dianne.skoll.ca/pipermail/rp-p…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2I've been thinking a lot about this, and I think I'm ready to finally upgrade my computing experience to the next levelнаб ❧1imaged all the floppies that I had lying around, and the MS-DOS 6.22 floppies were in almost-pristine condition, but the ones that I'd made two-three years ago were all mildly-to-moderately fucked. wild13 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3so i have a router, one I hope to do unspeakable things to, and this is D-Link's website; relatively normal for a vendor in 2020. but that GPL compliance link goes somewhere else...наб ❧3to this INCREDIBLE page. it took over fifteen seconds to fully load.
the woman on the top? she's 169x132
the nav on the left? that's not a list, that's text.
the "I agree" link? javascript:nextStep()
the server? actually in Taiwanнаб ❧3agreeing to the GPL (?) shows this immaculately paginated list of.. firmwares with GPL components in them?наб ❧2and also another tab, for some reason, with a registration form and "Copyright c 2006"
whatнаб ❧2finding my device via the nav and a similar search yields me this. /none/ of the rows are links, but if clicked redirect to (2) with the actual link, after six seconds' load
highlights include "GPL Source Code" that grew 2x to 1.6G between 2.10 and 2.11 and another that's 7G(!)наб ❧2i expected the download to take days, but the files are on S3 (indeed, "dlink-gpl" subdomain)?наб ❧2oh, great, there's firmwares for my revision but source only for the later onesнаб ❧2better yet, this appears to have a ubicom chip in it, which was apparently bought by qualcomm, and is "based on Ubicom32 Architechture, which is not related to MIPS, ARM or x686. Linux running on this unique architechture has some novel concepts, andthey are explained below."наб ❧2more good news about the architecture :)наб ❧2i was hoping to, dunno, use this thing for something novel or weird but apparently not i guessнаб ❧2oh, that almost-seven-gig firmware? it isn't, the number's out of someone's arse. it's 778Mнаб ❧2support for the "Ubicom IP2000" ISA was obsoleted in GCC 4.0.0 and never upstreamed to Linux; the D-Link source uses uClibc, and a brief consultation with the ISA hints at no memory protection, so of little usefulness either way; less sad now, knowing thisнаб ❧inb4 yaxpeax-ubicom32 whenReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@__phantomderp I'd personally argue that a printed copy of The International Standard cannot usefully exist either way4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2i have gone to the office and im on a mound, amaнаб ❧1now this. this is a mound. very cool. you don't see these anywhere else for a reasonнаб ❧2i cant talk right now im doing hot girl shit (failing to climb a hill and almost fucking dying)наб ❧1the exposure sucks and the lens on my phone is fogged, but this is a classic ripped-fence-with-path situation (see that white rock in center-frame? it's the next bit of this mountain, and there's a sheer thirty-meter drop that starts somewhere in the grass and shrub; fun!)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C I would, but having just almost missed a root and yeeted myself, I think I've had enough hot girl shit for the next month at least tbh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧predicted feb 2021 discourse: Documentation Considered Harmful1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2they're convening1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧posting to da gender list, who up1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧you know it's a good day when ddrescue floods dmesg with3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2"Office 365 migration", known as "local Outlook can now send mail, but will not download any folders", or "how i missed two and a half days of mail"наб ❧1also this is where i complain that it takes multiple seconds and two reflows to search through roughly a hundred mails, which neomutt does in half a second (or, on IMAP-searching, in the span of a reflow, but that's hardly fair) on a 198974-message mailboxнаб ❧1this is moderately slower (and feels infinitely slower) than father's Outlook 2019 with however-many-gigabytes of mail in his spool5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4hm, haven't had an ATX power supply start crackling on me beforeнаб ❧3still alive, to the clear dismay of many; pictured: baby man, little baby, little baby man, little baby baby baby man, little baby, baBYMAнаб ❧2spot the issueнаб ❧2quick cum pass 3наб ❧2never been quite sure what the point of the Big Fuckoff Inductor™ was, but it also seems to be hiding a foil cap this timeReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C personally i think transformers should bleed for their crimes against designers31 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3with Apple releasing a new innovative product line-up, I thought I'd pick up some light reading to get me up to speed :)наб ❧see the figure where he's making out with the computer? the man was ahead of his time, for sureнаб ❧Andrzej Dyrek's "Od PC do Workstation, czyli jak zostać użytkownikiem systemu Unix" ("From PC to Workstation, or how become a user of the Unix system"), illustrated by Alina Mokrzycka, 1992, ISBN 83-900371-3-0
it's cute, it's fun, it includes peculiarities of SunOS from the timeнаб ❧oh, the cool and fun thing about this sort of book is that when you google the author name, the first result is a news article detailing why the author's a dirtbag, without a damn miss.наб ❧life fucking sucks. why cant i be a unix squid??
(translations in alt text)наб ❧2have i been lied to and is this just Knuth x UNIX squid fanfixion?наб ❧3the UNIX squid is actually just a greek god and the ghosts are their kids, obviouslyнаб ❧the squid has grown at least one additional appendage, in addition to directly translating "directory" as it would relate to paper files in folders in binders in boxes on shelves on racks like the police would have on folk instead of the contemporarily common "folder"наб ❧1what an absolute mess. [insert FHS joke here]наб ❧1I, too, have large volumes of transparencies that just say UNIX on themнаб ❧so far the squid has had 8, 9, and 6 tentacles at least; this cannot be explained by modern scienceнаб ❧alarmingly, the squid seems to have grown paws at the end of each tentacle and also be ruffling Knuth's hair?наб ❧1i can't help but notice that it just.. isn't?наб ❧it's a scary thought to consider that squids do, in fact, operate an as-yet pre-industrial society on the ocean floorнаб ❧two tea-cups, one mouth?наб ❧a resounding indictment of the ways capitalism pits the working class against itself, in which Mokrzycka clearly gives no fuck about the crab or the tentacle placement. what a beautiful disasterнаб ❧this is just a sophisticated drug exchange, neither Knuth nor the squid are doing post here; the mailbox is painted cardboard he's holding under his arm, none of this makes senseнаб ❧twink matchmaking simulator 1983наб ❧bug girl squid vore pog??наб ❧omg they're getting married! so romanticнаб ❧is that a.. toad?наб ❧not only is this a god-tier pun, it's also "stealing" a police carнаб ❧twitter.pngнаб ❧this is accurate to this day somehowнаб ❧1after all those years of searching, I've decided that this is the creation myth for meнаб ❧w- why are the fish blowing bubbles? why isn't the squid?? why are the /books/ blowing bubbles??? oh my god is this the library of alexandria 2наб ❧login header that says "UNIX Version 4.3" in October 1991 – SunOS?
Sun Microsystems is also a leader in the workstation market, with its latest products pushing 96 megabytes of operational memory and 7.6 gigabytes of disk memory, all at 28.5 MIPS and 4.2 MFLOPS! whew!наб ❧inconceivable to me that zombies just straight-up didn't exist in '91 to the point where the status is described as "Z – ghost processes (eng. zombie)"наб ❧this says that if computers are connected via TCP/IP then the addressing scheme is user@computer, but UUCP also ran over TCP/IP, so?наб ❧1trade mark listing, Ethernet(!) stood out to me, apparently Xerox(!!) relinquished during standardisation, 11 years before this book was released, NFS(??), now apparently lapsed, and TeX, now abandoned; wild shitнаб ❧"tftp: A simplified version of the ftp program."
this one gets me because it's just a big fat lie mans made up on the spot after decomposing the acronym
tftp(1) as far as BSD2.10 is "tftp - trivial file transfer program" and /clearly/ contrasts TFTP with FTP, like???1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @ErisMeatPuppet: @nabijaczleweli Uh oh, wooks wike somebunny is gonna get cancew-wancewwed. The post u made is totawwy a sociaw justice…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3ROGD (republic of gamers daemon)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C I've means-tested it after posting and consensus seemed to be that it didn't primarily read as "no u", hence badReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C frankly, i shoulda gone to sleep when i fucked up writing twitter.com/nabijaczleweli… but im too gay for my own good
apparently 🦀🦀🦀
наб ❧2@The6P4C i guess it's true, some opinions /do/ reflect those holding them, huh
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13hot and annoying pride flagReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C i cannot perform under pressure so im gonna 🦀🦀🦀 before i embarrass myself more than usualReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C id recommend against this, im just gay and stupid1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2damn ya endian fat whats ur pronounsReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C hey, it's not wrong if it wo^W^W^W if you're just plain rightReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@The6P4C i guess it's true, some opinions /do/ reflect those holding them, huhReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C im gonna be honest with you, i have no idea what a truther is in general except confused, so something along the lines of "true big endian has never been tried because IBM is hiding it from us" probablyнаб ❧2@The6P4C (but personally i support big endian because its cute)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4becoming a Big Endian truther, to impress girls1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: clang! (audio very much on)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3calling out vegan catgirls for not being historically accurate2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧23clang! (audio very much on)наб ❧1(shamelessly stolen from twitter.com/lunasorcery/st…)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3considering taking a survey to finally answer the reasonable concerns i have regarding the trans debate (whether my ass is fat enough)Replying to Vapour Of Cilia – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@d_ilia_dt the insulation on the cable is rated for 80 degrees and the ABS(?) starts moulding around that temperature as well, so I doubt this is much of a problem1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2i can be yuor angle,, or you're devilReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@iximeow i mean, this entire ISA has an audience of three people and a single implementation (indeed, the one the back-end above's using) which already has an emulator/debugger and binutils, so probably not? i kinda just wanted to get in on the yaxpeax fun1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1not a fan of this!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2questionably useful pir-8 back-end for yaxpeax, of @iximeow fame9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3this does not have a USB plug, but what it does have is a break-out into five different jacks, one of which 3.5mm audio, a "VOLT CHANGE SW" between 12/9/7.5/6/4.5/3 and a "POLARITY SW".
unfortunately, none of these, except the claimed 1A(!) output are a lieнаб ❧2that's a LOOSE TRANSFORMER, BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEнаб ❧2one amp my arse lolнаб ❧2that's just.. i.? whнаб ❧1if you're counting along at home: that's one (1) RB152 rectifier @ 1.5A 50V, one (1) 650Ω eighth-watt resistor, one (1) tiny LED, one (1) electrolytic i forgot to shoot the side of and now failed to dig out the trash, two (2) switches, one selecting the winding, another polarityнаб ❧1this is a horrible device! it has no reason to have existed! why would you put a random vaguely-flat voltage at a random polarity over a 3.5mm audio jack! what the fuck!наб ❧1at least i trust this transformer barely more than the previous death-trap (1), but uhh. not much. it literally rattled around inside as i shook the damned thing!!
наб ❧1this does, indeed, say "Output: 4.5-9.5V/600mA", and it does, indeed, have a USB micro B at the end :)
наб ❧1so i noticed that the core is skewed earlier and uhh apparently it's just some sheets sprung together?
I've never seen a core this cheap or this shit before, I'm actually amazedнаб ❧1<@NimbleJack3> this is terrifying
<@NimbleJack3> any compliance marks on this are definitely counterfeit
i didn't really notice it previous, besides that it kinda looked weird, but there are no symbols on the case, save the manufacturer logo. none at all.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1people i trust implicitly:
❌ friends
❌ family
✔️ everyone in /etc/apt/trusted.gpg.d/1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1man being the strangest monster of all vs monsterfuckers1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Y'know what? fuck you. *ages your zealand*7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2this is actually pretty cool, if so slight to be almost invisible in normal over-head lightingнаб ❧1the marketing does not lie, i guess; the THICC II really isнаб ❧1that's in comparison to what I'd read as a normal two-slot PCIe card, the trusty-until-it-melted by design, going how many of them are on the used market with this exact problem, R9 270X
наб ❧spot the RAM chip that isn't heat-sunk at all and was lightly stuffed with dust :)
наб ❧1i mean, that's not a huge board in the first place, but uhhhhh yeahнаб ❧1bruh that's a fuckin' car grill
fitting, for something weighing 1173g (319g more than the 270X, and that's not light either!) i guessнаб ❧1can't say I've made a crutch for a GPU before, butнаб ❧it has come to my attention that not everyone has terminal computer brain, and that apparently my hand is more representative than a Standard™Replying to [unknown user 1233457278268866560] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@updogaddict please i am old and cannot seeReplying to @queerdogchamp – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@seekingdogwife gam/er pronouns in bio when?Replying to @queerdogchamp – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@seekingdogwife dont like this!Replying to Michał Dominiak – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Guriwesu you stand to profit materially from my gamer status or lack thereof, and therefore your gamerpinions are invalid due to the potential conflict of interestReplying to @queerdogchamp – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@seekingdogwife ok for honour player hed2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3just got called a gamer and i don't think i can ever recoverнаб ❧4please my keyboard has a solid white backlight, i have a 1600x900 60Hz monitor, and a wireless mouse; please revoke my gamer card im begging2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧who wants to buy an Xperia Z3 screen, these are the only photosнаб ❧1potion-seller,Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C as long as the cat desires to explode from within and wasn't only improvised to do so externally: in, because that cat then understands how to become explosive and why; if I'm then deemed explodably expendable, then I probably had it coming, tbhReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C cats: in, IEDs: out. controversial, I know, but a simple policy nonetheless1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i didn't think i'd ever actually see or use a pentium; wild shit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1Replying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@atomicthumbs@whitequark@MC_Spacebat slackware 3.1 (tar 1.11.8(?), 64 options by my count) vs ubuntu precise (1.26-4ubuntu1, 144), according to the manpages, single-letter variants removed:1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1hey, remember that cat that was very sad because неглаженый, нецелованный? me.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2ways in which cats are superiour to me: endlessly entertained by hunting small winged insects, many more
ways in which i am superiour to cats:Replying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw the full invocation is
sed -Ei 's/^decrypt_fs\(\)/__tzpfms__&/' "$DESTDIR/scripts/zfs"
but i omitted it because it matters naught, and I definitely don't need shell escaping explained to me
also, sed -i is supported by every implementation under the sun (except sbase, which)3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1just segfaulted mawk(??)наб ❧1oh, multidimensional arrays just Do That; boringнаб ❧1here's a fun segfault:
mawk 'BEGIN {for(i = 3;; ++i) a["aa",i - 2] = "aaaaa"}' /dev/null
and if you switch the "aa" for at least "aaaa" then it munmap_chunk(): invalid pointer and aborts
could only repro on buster (1.3.3-17+b3), appears fixed in sid (1.3.4.20200120-2); yawn1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧for an population with a high concentration of guns and shitty politicians, americans sure don't just shoot the ones they dislike; what's up with that?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2being gay on the time line? could not be me (it is me)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1mastering the art of "subtweeting" but only at the girl reading this :) to "flirt" with themReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex i like how the solution to "we made the spec actively helpful with types :)" is "StrictYAML sidesteps this problem by ignoring key parts of the spec"2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1considering speaking truth to power (telling girls they're pretty)наб ❧1remembered that i am a coward and as such will not be doing thisReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@beccadottex yeens against mediocre languages1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2you, a fool: cum
me, an intellectual:1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1god i wish that were me (the girl reading this :))1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1women out here really giving themselves brain damage and honestly?? moodReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C i know right! perfect for a refreshing morning post! :)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C omg twinning 🙈😳🙊7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1this does, indeed, say "Output: 4.5-9.5V/600mA", and it does, indeed, have a USB micro B at the end :)наб ❧1the Q.C stands for Quickly Chuck, being an instruxtion, recommendation, and warningнаб ❧1to be fair, that is pretty much exactly the stability I'd expect from an output stage consisting of one (1) schottky, one (1) rectifier, one (1) 220μF cap, one (1) zener, three (3) resistors, and an optocouplerнаб ❧2i like the care taken into separating the rectified mains from the output that you're touching, coming in at around "one thin trace's width", I would call it a millimetre because i dislike the thought of it being less but it very much is lessнаб ❧2lmao random shitty ceramic between the windings pog????наб ❧1i mean, i dropped out of uni, but this is technically going between line and ground (via the girl reading this :)), so it should be an X class cap, right?наб ❧1(hopelessly looking in the direxion of the gir^W^W @The6P4C who for some reason I assume would have an opinion better informed than mine?)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @nabijaczleweli: currently observing Bandcamp Friday in all but the most decrepit of timezones, acquiesce my album(s) please and thank y…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1will this SSD be compatible with 5-series kernels?? please adviseReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C clown_assReplying to @MultimediaMage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@BluColarBluMage oh wow! you've managed in 10 minutes what I couldn't in a week! i'm as impressed as scared, but thanks nonetheless!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @BluColarBluMage: @nabijaczleweli I DID IT
amazon.com/CABLE-PENTAX-K…Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C Fpga Developer, who lives in lab & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1currently observing Bandcamp Friday in all but the most decrepit of timezones, acquiesce my album(s) please and thank you: nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/imperfex…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧6cursed cable(?)наб ❧2I'm not even sure what the plug is but it's just got too many conductors; is this how arachnophobia feels?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1so uh, i got a fresh 500G rectangle because Cargo started to spin for literal minutes in iowait before it printed anything; I have moved my combined Rust target off the disk and holy shit I did not expect This Muchнаб ❧last time I so much as checked how big this was was like two? years ago and it was like 20 gigs. not over 150
and, i.a., with debug/.fingerprint having 20808 folders and debug/deps having 25659 files in it I'm extremely unsurprised it just devolved into a thrashfestнаб ❧~/.cargo is just 3.4G, but registry/src has 3233 unpacked registry crates in it! that's a fun metric5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3at the jadedness stage where i only realised it's my birthday because twitter did an animation when i was looking for a tweetнаб ❧i don't have any Funny Birthday-Themed Posts™, im just old and sad, but what's newнаб ❧committed a fatal mistake in not syncing my birthday to this month's Bandcamp Friday™ but that won't stop me from saying that if you went to nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/fluoresc… and like listened to it that would slap a non-zero amount of assнаб ❧it doesn't even fucking onebox, im done, theres no goddamn point anymoreнаб ❧now it did, an hour later
eventual consistency, but the consistency is unpleasant, clumpy sludge1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1went out to acquire a package and ive decided to become a climate truther1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧war criminalReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C forbidden spaghetti2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2pineapple-stuffed-crust pizzaнаб ❧4i dont think ive ever been destroyed so thoroughly19 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1hello i have found a consumer product available for me to purchase that i absolutely hate and has no place on the consumer marketнаб ❧it's the Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK, as seen on x-kom.pl/p/239020-monit… and in (1)
the resolution (1920x1920) appears to be a typo at first, but no, it really is FHD-width square, as corroborated by the photo of a screen that's Just Too Tallнаб ❧Home and office Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK display
Ensure comfort in both work and entertainment with the Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK display. Designated for office and home use it delights with its funxionality, allthewhile caring for your eyes thanks to eye-protection technologies.наб ❧[ctd] Eizo FlexScan EV2730Q-BK sports a high-resolution panel, characterised by wide viewing angles, which means it'll excel in case of work with spreadsheets, text documents, as well as browsing internet sites or multimedia.наб ❧this is a direct translation from the Polish marketing material, which I'm relatively sure puts it in line with the original, seeing as it says that the /the screen/ is able to see things at a wide angle, not that it can be used when observed at a wide angle; easy mistake to makeнаб ❧Note also, that so far it hasn't said much: it has "eye protexion technologies" and that it "excels" at being used, which, well, one'd certainly hope so?
Note as well how its wide IPS view angles make it perfect for primarily spreadsheets somehow? does this make sense?наб ❧Clear image from all sides
Large-format screens often show colour changes when looking at the screen from the side. The EV2750-BK was equipped with an IPS panel, thanks to which the screen can be observed by more than one person at a time, [ctd]наб ❧[ctn] and the change in colours and contrast is minimal.
The FlexScan EV2750 allows for simulatneous display of image from two different sources (e.g. from a Windows computer and a Mac computer) without distracting frames between them.наб ❧Besides another piece of simply horrific translation that makes the screen change its colour and contrast properties depending on how many people look at it, I would also like to point out the bit about two outputs or computers; which is to say, what the fuck does it mean?наб ❧is it like that four-way display from LMG videos and it splits into two 1920x960 outputs? no, that cannot be; this means a "distracting border" between the two.
the only different thing i can think of is that it's somehow an X11/RDP/Cocoa server? the photo just shows Luna chromeнаб ❧Efficient data display
The exceptional 1920x1920 resolution allows for displaying 78% more pixels than standard 1920x1080 screens. Additional vertical area is helpful when displaying large amounts of data in long windows, reducing the requirement for scrolling screen content.наб ❧Creating programs
Additional area allows programmers to see all of the content they're creating on one screen. Thanks to that they can stop constantly scrolling window content and can work faster and more efficiently.наб ❧At least the math works out, 9/16 is roughly 78%, but this entire section, all two paragraphs of it, attempts to sell the very concept of a square screen, and all it comes up with is "you can scroll less". Cool. Thanks.наб ❧this is the bit that's most incredulous to me. nobody appears to know what the fuck this product is for. the absolute best the marketing department has come up with is "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh window taler" and "biger screen"наб ❧thing is /the screen isn't even that big in the first place/, it's 26.5" diagonal, sure, but that's the width-wise equivalent of a 21.8" 16:9 screen?? it's not tiny, sure, but it's not bigнаб ❧upon closer inspection, it appears that that screenshot i said was Luna was in fact Windows 7 without Aero, which is somehow weirder stillнаб ❧the price is 4300 PLN, which is roughly on par with my dad's BENQ. problem is, the BENQ is (a) 4K, (b) 27.5", has (c) calibratable full (or close to it?) AdobeRGB coverage, and (d) HDR. this mistake is (a) FHD, (b) 21.8" equivalent, has (c) 99% random sRGB, and (d) no HDRнаб ❧point is: i have no idea why this exists; there is no reason for it to exist on the consumer market; it fills no niche not better served by a different product; it's exorbitantly expensive; it's not even good for what it claims to do.
but it's weird and i would like oneнаб ❧i have found exactly one review of this monitor, and the man praises it for use in his CAD work. i guess i can see that, but I'm wondering if his money would've been better spent just getting a bigger screen in the first place2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧dude, is that the w e e d n u m b e r ????
alas, it's only the 63rd tag, but you can't win them all, I guessнаб ❧hm, this yields 1.285 releases per month on average, it feels much lower than this.
but it also looks like I've been actively maintaining cargo-update for a fifth of my life now, so that's fun(?)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2should amazon-publish my guide to communicating with select mutuals by posting carefully-phrased root tweets that pass off as shitposts to the casual reader because daddy benzos might go broke otherwise3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2Field-Programmable Gay Arrayнаб ❧1this is known as "Twitter"наб ❧1@The6P4C you did it again; twitter won't even show me the like/retweet breakdown on these yet!!Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C honestly i kinda wanted to ask if you were, like, Okay the first few times it happened, no person content with their life likes timeline tweets this quicklyнаб ❧2@The6P4C fun fact: you liked this tweet faster than twitter would let me see the analyticsReplying to Michał Dominiak – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@GuriwesuReplying to Michał Dominiak – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Guriwesu no part of sustaining a minor chemical burn is based, no1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧today on nab's hot tips to keep your fingertips: that white powder that forms on surfaces treated with sodium silicate? that's sodium hydroxide :)
or something equivalently basic, going by how first soapy and now fucked my fingers are lol1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1rice is a type of bread (soft, made from grass, warmed to degenerate into vorable form, losslessly dividable into subsets, i would like some) but it is also a type of corn (is grass, very many, used for racisms) however it is entirely unlike cornbread. odd and confusingReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@beccadottex CP437 was the pinnacle of character-cell terminals tbh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧17when you kiss your bro and you feel like time has stopped.... thats homieostatis3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧4a hilarious fun fact about intel integrated GPUs is that Arch Wiki, the source of all knowledge, says that all CPUs since Ivy Bridge support Vulkan, which is actually entirely true, except on Windows, where the "Intel Graphics 4600", as found in a Haswell, explicitly does notнаб ❧3oh wow; it's me, but strongerнаб ❧2my gourd is so fucking pogged it won a state fair and i dont even know what one isReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C tfw you write a thoughtful message but she hit you with the BranchDisp71 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i find it personally very homophobic that anri is always the gender you didn't pick on the character select screen, thinking about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar media conglomerate for this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3i've decided to exist today; this is a limited offer, only while supplies lastReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@The6P4C is this supposed to be horny or do i just not understand this?наб ❧2@The6P4C ah, no, i found two separate Tomb Raider ads that are definitely supposed to be horny, but at least they have consistently no sound, unlike the South Park ads that have different music between the two of them?наб ❧2@The6P4C is this... bill clinton? riding bambi (at least according to the filename)? what the fuck?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧13AFAICT
* there was Windows NT 4 on ppc at some point, and
* POWER9 boots in(?) or otherwise supports that mode, so
does that mean that you could hypothetically run Windows NT on a bare POWER9 workstation?наб ❧2i want to become a massive POWER shitlord so bad but it's just so exorbitantly expensive because it's Supercomputing and Supercomputing Paraphernalia so there's just no way in shit i could remotely afford it as an individual; 2021Q4 can't come soon enough3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3what's a girl gotta do to hook up with new technology called Memory Inception and support Multi-Petabyte Memory Clusters, designed to improve cloud capacity and economics for memory-intensive workloads??наб ❧2unrelated: does anyone know if i can be persecuted for corporate espionage on U.S. soil?наб ❧1to any occupying forces in Powidz: i do NOT intend to defraud POWER10 silicon from IBM or any of its partners. i repeat: it is NOT my intention to acquire and exploit upcoming IBM products before their launch. thank you.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1"mutuals", but in a mutually-assured-destruxion kind of way1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1¹ "Free As In Freedom®" is a registered trademark of the Free Software Foundation1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧when you make a cool, normal post about technology and related topicsReplying to cohost.org/iximeow 🐀 – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3@iximeow@The6P4C@puffyvolvo this programmer has increased the anonymous page limit for free with this one weird trick (bind-mounting /dev/null on /proc/swaps); google hates them!наб ❧1(gags aside, that's what I use to trick Extremely Smart Google Engineers that know more about my system than I do and it works without much problem)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧having a grand old time upgrading to/installing Windows 10 on this computer; herein: "Some event occurred and your PIN code is unavailable."
/Some event occurred/Replying to Erica "digifox" Kovac – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@digitalfox0@geekylou PCIe hotplug's worked in every desktop board I've tried it in, usually out-of-box, sometimes with a BIOS setting1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3canine friends to war criminals slow burnReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@The6P4C i want a cpu with a short clock and a long long instruxion word~Replying to Lily Skye 🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@suchipi I mean, uh, if the build process itself doesn't need to be running the kernel it's being built for, which it doesn't appear like it does, and if I'm reading packages.d.o right, nvidia-kernel-dkms might/should do the trick?Replying to Lily Skye 🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@suchipi@f1ac5 if it doesn't need manual intervention, hooking into /etc/kernel/postinst.d and friends would likely work, like with dkms?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧9girls literally only want two things and they're fucking disgusting (kiss girls & smol compute)наб ❧10ladies,1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧😩Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧7@The6P4C im too smallbrain for proc macros, but uhhh
Replying to Nican – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@Nican "Your Raspberry Pi is VTOL-capable; make sure to clear the air-space above it in case of an emergency."2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧wait so does docker really actually not understand or support multiple image architectures?? what on earth?наб ❧i haven't managed to phrase this in a way that doesn't make me sound like a knobhead but i kinda expected builds i made in an i386 chroot, with an i386 client, admittedly connected to an amd64 daemon (but why would that change the image profile?????), to be i386?4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧The Way it's Meant to be Playedнаб ❧hm yes, eight llvmpipe threads at 50% CPU each is definitely the Right Way to drop frames in an OpenGL game from 2007. but it does work, which is kinda amazing; wonder if i can get xvfb to render this on the GPU somehow?наб ❧the scaling *is* a bit fucked, but VirtualGL does manage to offload the render to the GPU!наб ❧AFAIUI, the display stack is
game -> Xvfb -> Xpra -> [the void] -> Xpra -> Xorg -> my very eyes,
and the render stack is
game -> VirtualGL intercept -> Xorg -> i915
because VGL just fuckin.. connects to my display to render.
absolutely batshit. incredible1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1this is the ideal diff form. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧qt is libc++ for gamers3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1haven't seen a process exhaust 126G total-vm/92G anon-rss and repeatedly OOM-suicide as quickly and gracefully as miri has the past few days, i'll give it thatнаб ❧though apart from the tests that i physically don't have enough RAM for (and the one that grows eternally and is apparently a miri bug), I've now run all of image-rs test-suite through miri and found no UB besides what was originally reported, so that's goodнаб ❧input truncation tests, in a certified miri moment, took 12? 13? hours to compile, then OOMed immediately lol
full report @ github.com/image-rs/image…5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1why in dog's name is uint64_t an unsigned long long on ILP32 but just unsigned long on LP64, and why is C strictly denominational about this; nobody's cared about the fucking int names in thirty yearsнаб ❧this post brought to you by the x32 kexec-tools port that will now either have warnings or me spending even more time in autohell, and, well,наб ❧oh this code is common between amd64 and i386 anyway so i can also just not give a shit; delightfulнаб ❧yeehaw, the maintainer replied to my patchset
granted, it's mostly to the effect of "how the fuck do I even build this?", but, y'know, small stepsнаб ❧kexec-tools now supports x32! git.kernel.org/pub/scm/utils/…3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧given how obviously-popular boob armour must have been back when white arm armour made sense (media would never lie to me), I am massively disappointed that the direxion for fire arms was formless vests instead of fitted bullet-proof bodicesнаб ❧theoretically, english royalty skirts were vaguely the right sort of composition, what with the multiple layers of interleft woven fabrics; just not necessarily the right kindнаб ❧mayhap I'm just tickled by the idea that modern combat uniforms would have somehow evolved into what is ostensibly slavic peasant dress, but with all the benefits of kevlar and/or modern armour ceramicsReplying to Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@__phantomderp 🤔1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3friends with stock options1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧in which under WSL "cargo update" correctly resolves github dot com, but "cargo install-update" does not, across multiple restarts, until reported, when it suddenly starts working; why? it's a mystery github.com/nabijaczleweli…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2spawned, got three kills around my bunkers, was immediately told I'm camping, not fourty seconds into the game, god i love CoD:UO1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧it's bandcamp friday, and i'm therefore compelled to post that i have albums; three of them, in fact, and they're waiting behind this very link: nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/cinque! a combined two hours of electronic/drone(?) music at your paw pads' reach!Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C holy shit thats so cool4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧on today's installment of "is this a bizarre ZFS bug, or am I just stupid": the documentation has hit a new record for being weird and misleading, but otherwise works as intendedнаб ❧arguably, this means that a ZFS manpage has a bizarre bug, so all is right in the universeнаб ❧would be a wasted month without a ZFS PR (github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…), but this also means that doing a single-disk zfs-on-root installation is viable, and, indeed, quite simpleнаб ❧blogue poast!
a corollary to the zoot one but it's just one disk nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2"causes severe burns, without an initial feeling of pain" ah yes, the good cementнаб ❧i appear to still have an upper respiratory tract and eyes, that's a war criminal in the books1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1how is this dog2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧absolutely fucking furious, who thought this was a good idea github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…наб ❧apparently it'll work in 2.x and it's opensolaris' fault. cool. fun. normal compute day10 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2hmнаб ❧2yayayayaнаб ❧2b;llkl;ewgerg;h i am lite raly ufkcng no more than 0.2mm awayнаб ❧2turns out the walls are too fucking thick on the 6mm pipe, no matter how much i torture it but the only 5mm was available in 5m lengths only and therefore exponsive i am a fucking fool and a moron (but the marks do be kinda very good though ngl)наб ❧35mm pipe; first moderate success, though it needed jumping on a vice and much too much sandingнаб ❧3наб ❧2наб ❧2it turns out taking a phone picture after sunset that doesn't suck ass is Difficult™наб ❧1I've left my house for the express purpose of attempting to get a good shot twice, but that is apparently not viable. at least (1) is in focus?наб ❧one thing I was worried about was that they were gonna slip, as is ribbons' wont, but they don't, and that they'd stain more, but they're still shockingly clean, despite having been involved in Kraków sub-urban planning multiple times
overall, an uncharacteristic success1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1mentally, im the pigeon in the mall3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2what and/or why does this meanнаб ❧2oh jesus fucking christ, it's the dynamic linker and friends; now, what exactly is the /point/ of Go?наб ❧never a bad time for some AWK :)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C synthesis: [drunk valley girl voice] haha no /you/'re evil >:)
dialectics: being evil is cool, confer goths17 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧the SPL has allowed us to use ZFS on a plethora of kernels but it doesn't remotely support the x32 ABI so it's impossible to say if it's good or notнаб ❧currently trying to build zfs for x32 to avoid implementing gpt for hurd to to avoid dealing with a sub-par mail API for feembox to avoid looking through k&r c for rp-pppoe aaAaнаб ❧1hehe zfs go segvvvvvнаб ❧yo ngl this fuckin slapsнаб ❧has she gone and fucking done it again?наб ❧the numbers DON"T LIE, lETS FUCKING GOнаб ❧still a faster scrub than ceph on hft hardwareнаб ❧commit messages in the streets, patch names in the sheetsнаб ❧oh i think i just got accidentally moderately high on a maft of nail varnish, it'd explain a lotнаб ❧turns out openzfs uses a Fun autohell setup, I'm genuinely not sure where I'm supposed to put things lolнаб ❧PARTIAL SUCCESS; I REPEAT: PARTIAL SUCCESSнаб ❧1hmm i should become a tcl dipshit of enormous proportion, that feels very on-brand for me; also, called out againнаб ❧very rare sub-1k issue in 10k+-issue repo being fixed at incredible hihg speedнаб ❧anyway, PR in github.com/openzfs/zfs/pu…, patches in github.com/nabijaczleweli… (apply cleanly on 0.8.4, also ones with a (trivial) merge into current upstream master) – if you have an x32 machine it'd be great if you could try them!наб ❧yass bitch github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…наб ❧wrapped up the README and now im sad for some inexplicable reason :(наб ❧my patches finally landed in Debian 0.8.5-2 (bugs.debian.org/968256)! fearless ZFS on x32, at last2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1i have body image issues? more like im issuing this fat ass in the dmнаб ❧1i would like to apologise for this post, i was clearly not in my right mind when making it (but also I've seen the analytics, not enough people suffered)Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@The6P4C averaging out the distance between my nearest tescos, to find out my "failure mode"21 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2rmf has convinced me to try Qubes and it's kicking and screaming as i try to virtualise it, but maybe my work laptop's 8th-gen Intel CPU will be fresh enough?наб ❧1i seem to recall this having at least one 2.5" bay, but after 19 screws, hearty tabs, and taking out the NVME screwing into the bottom lid and slotting into the motherboard, i don't think there's space and i might've been mistaken?наб ❧1hm, apart from the one two-screen contraption, I haven't seen a non-invertable laptop that can go flat (and then back again)?наб ❧1hm, two M.2 slots with coax pairs? the longer one is swappable via the disk/RAM flap, too; cool
not sure why (apart from, like, a short disk?) you would want this, but maybe people do need to connect to two Wi-Fis? (or, like, cellular, maybe?)
the SODIMM covers are cute as wellнаб ❧2oh neat, the TPM is on a separate board with a plug/socket, pair and screwed into the motherboard; I'm assuming for out-of-circuit programming?наб ❧close-ups of the rest of the boards, note the red keyboard trim coming through and the incredible thermal mass of the millimeter, if that, of heatsink
the big SWAP thing is a network transformer, despite being on the exact opposite end from where the Ethernet hole lives?наб ❧main flap, my first thought was "god /damn/ this is an expensive part": very detailed mould with the dock holding thingies so you can't just pop it off easily, at least three different layers on top, aluminium swatches on top held with plastic welds going through them(?)наб ❧let's not forget the battery lock with three different moving partsнаб ❧there's this also this sproingy thing under the NVMe, for vibration, presumably?
weirdly, or, I guess, unexpectedly for me, almost all screws were like (2), with a wide, deep thread instead of the standard I've grown to expect like (3), the majority of which were blue-goopedнаб ❧dunno if this is a final prod unit, but this design hasn't been cost-optimised nearly as I've come to expect; it wasn't so much a joy to take apart like an R700 is, but more like a hard day's job well done; the laptop feels fucking indestructibleнаб ❧and yet I still feel underwhelmed, maybe because I was hoping to be embracing a new computing paradigm instead of sitting on the floor shooting my bedнаб ❧after a particularly turbulent Poczta Polska experience, i now have a 2242 NVMe disk with a 2280 crutch
im not sure if it's cute or cursed yet, and i don't think I'll ever knowнаб ❧better yet, despite being a Lenovo OEM part (sticker removed to spare the reader), it enumerates and works when plugged in through a riser, although, rather hilariously, the PCIe controller name is "SK hynix BC501 NVMe Solid State Drive 512GB", despite this being a 120G deviceнаб ❧i came here to validate my boot chain and install security-focused operating systems, and I'm all out of Secure Boot, apparently? kinda weird that Qubes official ISOs wouldn't work with SB out-of-boxнаб ❧cool. fun. outstanding.наб ❧moved the disk to the slot where the main 2280 NVMe goes and it enumerates now; delightfulнаб ❧so, according to a random Dell website, this M.2 B key can be any of "PCIe x2/SATA/USB/UART-12C/SSIC/UIM/PCM", but this is a PC so it's gonna be PCIe x2, SATA, or USB and there's antennae so it's not gonna be SATA, but I entirely forgot about USB. is this a USB slot?наб ❧a better question would be "(how) can I tell what this is" and im gonna assume the answer is "fuck you" because this is a computer and im a consumerнаб ❧1she,, imstallнаб ❧it's not SATA, either; I did, in fact, order an incredibly high-quality SSD just to test this, but no, it's almost definitely USBнаб ❧having done extensive research (i.e. googled "m.2 2242 -ssd -sata -256gb -128gb"), the first sensible result I got was …oad-bucket.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/2020/10/fdc862…, which says that QCA9377-7 has both Wi-Fi and Bluetooth on USB, and i don't think i can buy this and i don't think i care anymoreReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧17@The6P4C1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2CUSE (Catgirls in User-SpacE)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧If you have concerns about nabijaczleweli policies or actions, I suggest you contact the cryptozoologists from your state.37 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2after a halfayearish, the massive avocado i put in this jar has burst and started growing at an alarming rate
EXIF says 2020-07-03 19:29:59, Friday, presumably CESTнаб ❧the tweet with the size comparison is dated 2:46 pm · 17 Nov 2019, so 7.5 months
наб ❧2by golly, what a nut! truly, an avocado to feed a millenial [DIP-40 for scale]
наб ❧i also nicked a D800E, some short glass, and a tripod
DSC_6509.JPG: 2020-07-11 20:34:53 (Saturday)наб ❧1splotchy cat! in the focal plane
DSC_6518.JPG: 2020-07-11 20:36:50наб ❧narrower at night
DSC_6536.JPG: 2020-07-11 22:59:35наб ❧the day is the morrow, and an ungodly hour at that, when i was roused in an experience not unlike being sat in a Лада in winter except that it's sitting on me and also it's a wander-lusty cat
DSC_6553.JPG: 2020-07-12 06:51:50 (Sunday)наб ❧avocado go spinny
DSC_6558.JPG: 2020-07-12 12:23:45наб ❧bigger than before
DSC_6566.JPG: 2020-07-12 13:42:50
DSC_6571.JPG: 2020-07-12 15:29:09наб ❧I remain in awe at just how much plants simply move around
DSC_6579.JPG: 2020-07-12 16:54:46
DSC_6586.JPG: 2020-07-12 18:28:53
DSC_6594.JPG: 2020-07-12 20:29:52наб ❧another morning, another catmeo
DSC_6623.JPG: 2020-07-13 11:05:06 (Monday)
DSC_6627.JPG: 2020-07-13 11:16:57наб ❧[godemis gag goes here]
DSC_6629.JPG: 2020-07-13 12:56:12
DSC_6630.JPG: 2020-07-13 14:53:29наб ❧1there's only so many captions i can come up with and i've used both already
DSC_6635.JPG: 2020-07-13 16:26:38
DSC_6637.JPG: 2020-07-13 18:21:37
DSC_6638.JPG: 2020-07-13 19:09:12
DSC_6640.JPG: 2020-07-13 19:40:11наб ❧1leaves get flatter (stiffer?) after dark apparently, who knew?
DSC_6646.JPG: 2020-07-14 01:21:31 (Tuesday)наб ❧1DSC_6652.JPG: 2020-07-14 09:40:58
DSC_6654.JPG: 2020-07-14 11:55:53наб ❧DSC_6658.JPG: 2020-07-14 14:45:47
DSC_6659.JPG: 2020-07-14 14:51:09
DSC_6660.JPG: 2020-07-14 15:34:07наб ❧DSC_6664.JPG: 2020-07-14 17:34:54
DSC_6672.JPG: 2020-07-14 19:52:53
DSC_6683.JPG: 2020-07-14 20:47:17
DSC_6698.JPG: 2020-07-14 21:56:42наб ❧can avocados be happy?
DSC_6702.JPG: 2020-07-14 22:55:00
DSC_6705.JPG: 2020-07-15 00:28:27 (Wednesday)наб ❧or are they but an empty shell through which they toil to offset what has been wrought unto them 'til decaying of material exhaustion at 25?
DSC_6707.JPG: 2020-07-15 13:05:50
DSC_6709.JPG: 2020-07-15 13:05:50
DSC_6712.JPG: 2020-07-15 15:25:36
DSC_6715.JPG: 2020-07-15 16:17:31наб ❧sorry, wrong meeting
DSC_6718.JPG: 2020-07-15 17:37:54
DSC_6721.JPG: 2020-07-15 18:57:07
DSC_6723.JPG: 2020-07-15 20:58:21наб ❧DSC_6726.JPG: 2020-07-15 21:51:12наб ❧DSC_6736.JPG: 2020-07-16 04:29:44 (Thursday)
DSC_6739.JPG: 2020-07-16 04:45:32наб ❧DSC_6742.JPG: 2020-07-16 13:20:42
DSC_6748.JPG: 2020-07-16 15:46:00
DSC_6753.JPG: 2020-07-16 17:42:41
DSC_6754.JPG: 2020-07-16 19:30:12наб ❧DSC_6759.JPG: 2020-07-16 21:11:18
DSC_6762.JPG: 2020-07-16 23:55:11наб ❧2g[r]ey cat
DSC_6768.JPG: 2020-07-17 11:22:30 (Friday)наб ❧*love* what happened in the second one here
DSC_6774.JPG: 2020-07-17 15:12:00
DSC_6778.JPG: 2020-07-17 19:45:28наб ❧DSC_6783.JPG: 2020-07-17 23:32:44
DSC_6785.JPG: 2020-07-18 04:29:52 (Saturday)наб ❧DSC_6794.JPG: 2020-07-18 05:27:41
DSC_6795.JPG: 2020-07-18 11:23:18наб ❧DSC_6825.JPG: 2020-07-18 17:23:42наб ❧DSC_6828.JPG: 2020-07-18 21:25:50
DSC_6831.JPG: 2020-07-19 13:52:43 (Sunday)наб ❧DSC_6834.JPG: 2020-07-19 15:26:07наб ❧honestly the growth in just these 22 hours is incredible to see
DSC_6836.JPG: 2020-07-20 13:31:51 (Monday)наб ❧another week, and the leaves started looking pretty sad, so i transed the avocado to another pot with the last of the soil i found in the basement
DSCN0053.JPG: 2020-07-27 17:30:13наб ❧mind not the other avocado that (a) doesn't drain and (b) when it does, what comes out is somehow a deep iron red
DSCN0055.JPG: 2020-07-27 17:51:15наб ❧I now have a new bag of soil and some energy, and oh boy that thing was entirely root by volume; not great
DSCN0060.JPG: 2020-08-11 14:26:50
DSCN0062.JPG: 2020-08-11 14:29:13наб ❧that's a walnut, i think? it split in my palm, entirely mush past the central membrane; didn't see one on that state before, cool
DSCN0063.JPG: 2020-08-11 14:30:00наб ❧the few days since the last shot from here have really done a number on this, thots and preyers pls
DSCN0064.JPG: 2020-08-11 14:42:29наб ❧branch!!!!?!?!?!!??!!
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DSCN0363.JPG: 2020:10:26 12:09:311 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧les immortels?? [skull crunches, body clops in mud] how about now, bitch2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧just something to brighten up your day :)наб ❧i was mostly just annoyed at another squarepost but im getting reports that this is also an adequate representation of the kingdom's politics, soReplying to foone🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Foone ah yes, the femme/butch dichotomy codified at lastReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C signing documents like this from now on5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧on the grep -R '1\.19\.3' / stage of "kubernetes", to potentially find where "kubeadm" is finding "control plane" binaries of that versionнаб ❧it has taken a (mostly) full rollback to a snapshot before running any part of "kubernetes" for "kubeadm init" to do something beside telling me to piss off; what an achievementнаб ❧1also the Docker™ For Windows® installer shat on all virtualisation settings that the installer didn't roll back so badly that it took seven reboots and two pre-boot "Disabling Windows Security Feature" menus to get HAXM back in order. i love to computeнаб ❧for all of the windows design decisions that I don't necessarily agree with, there is something striking about getting UEFI text-mode prompts with just white-on-black text in the era of large rendered text and animations in the bootloader. it definitely gave them a lot of weightнаб ❧who would win: Google's Enterprise-Grade Solution or a /dev/null bind-mount over /proc/swaps?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hm, not good; this disk /does/ have a single unrelocatable bad sector but I put it on the badblocks list, and this has never happened before? shitнаб ❧✶ DO NOT REMOVE ANY LABELS
✶ DO NOT PUSH ON THE TOP COVER
✶ HANDLE ONLY BY SIDES OF BASE
✶ AVOID GIVING SHOCK
✶ RATTLE NOISE IS NORMAL
✶ DO NOT COVER BREATHING HOLEнаб ❧or, as I like to call it: the exact opposite of a good wednesday
the bracket is cool, despite the foam rather decaying, the rubber(?) is still workable enough for the job
plus, despite no obvious date mark I'm pretty sure this is the original drive that shipped with the machineнаб ❧The Machine™ being, of course, my Toshiba Satellite U400, previously featured when i kinda cooked it a bit:
наб ❧5in what the industry calls a "fucky wucky", the laptop has woken from S3 and did not hibernate in the bag during a 2ish-hour journey in what one can only describe as a mild oven experience; will this be the end of this U400? tune in next week!
наб ❧and earlier still as i nicked it from my dad, reassembled it, and razed off the XP install:
наб ❧the patient has exactly 8 bad sectors according to ddrescue, kinda fucked
badblocks says 13 hours ETA, but after that.. it's the year of linux on the 2007 laptop, babeyyyyyyyyyy
наб ❧ah, yes; the good console outputнаб ❧one thing I haven't thought about before (or noticed) is how, at some point, drive sizes just stopped being decimal?
i mean, this SSD is "256 gigabytes" long, but the original drive is "250 gigabytes"наб ❧like, historically, you could get 30/50/80/250/500G disks; ive only seen 16/64/256/512G SSDs, and beside the multi-terabyte market, that's all you really get nowadays i think
does this matter? not really, no; does it indicate a larger cultural shift? possible, but not likelyнаб ❧i think i had a point but by the time i trimmed it down into 1.5 tweets it got squished away and rotted before it hit the cutting-room floor. or maybe im just tiredнаб ❧left: good
right: not good, especially since i have this drive minor hell and it didn't really budge so im pretty sure this is a false positive but also this is SMART and hence to be mostly trusted and everything sucks and i hate itнаб ❧oh wow unhibernation at 200+ish MiB/s instead of 106-111? to a system that isn't mostly unusable for minutes as it thrashes to read all the file-backed pages back? lightdm actually showing up instead of masquerading as i915 assert failure? it's a new era1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1ive had this box in vaguely this state — on the floor, half-open — since I got the boots — early this year — for exactly this purpose, and this is the /first god-damn time/ a cat has moved into it;1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2reminder to never try to do anything cool, interesting, or novel, as any such attempt will be made to be regretted immediately and veraciously and it is never worth it1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧are we sure about this?Replying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex dunno, maybe i'm not thinking at web scale, but i don't think you can guarantee any sort of performance when you remove the ability to move anonymous pages out of RAM and stop having functional caches because you have no space for file-backed, or otherwise, pages?Replying to danny "disco" mcClanahan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@hipsterelectron I, uh, wasn't, but that was gonna be my first guess, knowing The Google Way™ :v2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧15so im supposed to understand "kubernetes" for work and, uh, why does "kubelet" say "running with swap on is not supported, please disable swap!". literally what the fuck does this mean. "you need to turn your swaps off" yeah, but why. is swapping too new a technology for google?наб ❧please do correct me if I'm wrong, but UNIX has supported swapping, even if not of individual pages, since time immemorial. hell, so does Win16. there's no target in hell that (a) makes sense to cubise, and (b) doesn't support swapping. this doesn't strike me as difficult somehowReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex on my work laptop I just run QEMU off MSYS2 with HAX for pretty much the same purpose, except that it's less annoying than WSL to me, heh
have you tried them under Wine? I've had surprising amounts of success with Windows-Only Graphics Programs™ in that departmentReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex i think it was April of this year, so whatever was default in Windows at that timeReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex the kernel that came with WSL straight-up didn't support 32-bit ELFs, which meant that (a) it was absolutely useless to me and (b) despite clicking the "Install: Debian" button in Microsoft Store I didn't get a Debian kernel, which was slightly misleading at bestнаб ❧1@beccadottex a quick "WSL custom kernel" Google at the time (and, looking at it, now) revealed that that consists of "let's build Linux! that's fun!" and, while I don't doubt that, I'm not gonna spend days building Linux on an old laptop; and I couldn't in good conscience deploy that, anywayнаб ❧2@beccadottex again: maybe I'm jaded, but the whole experience seemed to be more oriented toward "there's Linux! on my Windows machine! that's a shell, right there!" than general-purpose computing?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1permanently surprised by WSL being touted as Run Desktop Linux Apps On Windows!!!!! when VcXsrv has Just Worked for years and you can use it for any UNIX, anywhere, and aren't restricted to WSL's dogshit kernelsнаб ❧maybe im old, maybe im jaded, but having given WSL a good try to avoid running a full virtualisation solution to integrate a thing on my dad's laptop i walked away disappointed and mildly disgusted with the whole experience; ended up scripting a tiny Debian image in PS for HyperV12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧photographs taken moments before disasterнаб ❧2the disaster being, of course, Kraków's sub-urban planning and shitty never-draining roads with ankle-deep lakesнаб ❧thankfully, both boxes and trash bags have been invented by this point, so The Object has arrived unscathed; this cannot be said for yours truly, but who gives a shit? there's a fresh printer to misuse and it's everything I hoped forнаб ❧was also moderately excited to have the original box, but this box is for a entirely unrelated OKI printer, which is somehow even funnier to meнаб ❧gnerblнаб ❧weirdly, OKI's website only lists something called a 3320eco for 3320, but the only ecoish indicator would be the energy star logo?наб ❧1sounds like a good night out, reallyнаб ❧somehow this grey-on-grey-on-grey-on-grey with straight lines in every direxion still manages to severely fool the autofocus?наб ❧"designed in Japan, made in the UK", labelled in German, with a Polish instruxion booklet, which mentions an optional serial expansion card, presumably replacing the breakable flap?
it doesn't, however, mention that circular 8-pin; kinda blows because i can't name it for shitнаб ❧DATE: 06 MAY 99
sixth of may, nineteen ninety nine
that makes this machine 1.5 /years/ older than me, to within 4 days
never not on brand, I guess?наб ❧[imagine something to the effect of "selfie" here, but actually phrased humourously because i believed in it]наб ❧1tipped off by a russian – the circular hole is likely a mini-DIN for the RS-232 serial, so the breakoff is then probably for the NIC, which the marketing material says is an OKILAN 7120e3 which seems to go for 250+ dollars (I got the printer for the equivalent of 31 all told).1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧official genders for this winter season — tag yourself, &c., &c.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1becatted and/or bescreened10 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5in what the industry calls a "fucky wucky", the laptop has woken from S3 and did not hibernate in the bag during a 2ish-hour journey in what one can only describe as a mild oven experience; will this be the end of this U400? tune in next week!наб ❧2diagnosis: after pressing power button, Caps Lock flashes, optical kicks, and disk spins up; no further activity until next press, where the system shuts down as normal w/o ACPI
recommended treatment: i don't fucking know, take it apart, put it back together, see what falls out?наб ❧2i may not be able to sustain twenty syllables a second, but, nonetheless, welcome to the chop shopнаб ❧2when i say that they don't make 'em like they used to anymore, it's usually due to an illbegotten nostalgia for an era of computing I wasn't really there for, but in this case thank fuck; i always forget just how much of a pain in the arse this computer is to gut
2008 was a timeнаб ❧2this is where I'd normally put a shot of the cooler and/or die but im too annoyed to take a good one, so here's one from five years ago (a.k.a. 10th of January 2020) when i last opened this laptop; nevertheless, i repasted for good measure:
наб ❧also shots of CPU and chipset because hhhh
and yes im fucking kicking myself i didn't take another one after cleaning the paste off
наб ❧2haven't noted these funky screws under the back of the battery before; cool!наб ❧1it's been 33 minutes of twitter time, but the timestamps on my photos say 18:35-22:01 for the ones I posted so far; taking this machine apart is fucking nerve-wracking every single time, likewise putting it back together
and now over to me on the phone, as I power it on againнаб ❧1LETS GYCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOнаб ❧1my working hypothesis was that something got pushed apart due to thermal expansion or w/e and cooled down non-contactingly
i took it apart, unplugging and replugging everything, and it works now; of fucking course it does, this laptop's indestructible
however, it proves nothingнаб ❧1as a book-end, a calculation: the DDR2 800MHz RAM inside this machine has lower band-width than cheap NVMe drives nowadays
also, go get my album(s): nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/cinque1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3how the cat fold like thisReplying to plaets – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@plteas in this case i had some visual corruption until powered off to cool, booting again hasn't given me any output yet, but I very likely just mistyped Fn+F4 for hibernate as Fn+F3 for S3 which is linked to suspend-then-hibernate and didn't verify the LEDs since i was in a hurryнаб ❧1@plteas this being a Toshiba, it does also have a lid switch problem in that it's not an SW_LID and so usually doesn't report as open again until flapped after booting, which is, admittedly, less of a problem than the converse would be1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧thanks apt1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2hm, so, turns out, if you upload a file with a colon in the name to a USB drive in a FunBox 2.0 it hard-crashes the HTTP server with the admin interface until power cycled
i wasn't even trying to break it this time3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2qemu, can you use this tpm 2.0 simulator to expose a tpm to the guest?
qemu: heres a tpm 1.2 device that barely works, do you like thisнаб ❧3things I would like to do: cryptography
things I am doing instead: cry
cr[yptograph]y? there's a gag in here somewhereнаб ❧1i ordered a 42mm NVMe SSD, let's see how much of a disappointment /that/ will be1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1lmao, not every day you get quoted in a report like this sourcehut.org/blog/october-a…5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3"hacktober", or, as it's quickly turning out, "vandalise your favourite project month"наб ❧1this was a gag based on like five repos i watch getting vandalised and one person including "hacktober" in the diff, i didn't realise that that's literally what it was!?наб ❧1shameless, but the blame lies squarely with digitalocean github.com/catchorg/Catch…
"Support open source" my fucking ass; how /could/ you? (the answer being "publicity stunt" and "capitalism"; bastards)наб ❧>This is not an alternate reality, it’s a shared one which we are all in together.
a shared reality in which you choose to not buy my albums and instead shower me with shit with the audacity to say to "Find additional ways to compensate maintainers for your time and energy."наб ❧this is the smallest font that was still readable, but there's more from this month alone belowReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@The6P4C ah yeah, I haven't thought of that!
now i kinda wanna do TPM-encrypted ZFS datasets, hm1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3for the second time in as many days, SVN managed to shit on its own database for no reason, this time /in the middle of an op/??
how the fuck do people live like this?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1today on "printers or 80% my friend group?":1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1"When Anaïs Nin was writing erotica for a dollar a page, she and her fellow contributors were irritated by their patron's insistence that they ‘leave out the poetry’ and ‘concentrate on the sex’.¹" twitter.com/The_Big_Quiet/…10 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1pictured: trough, formerly known as "the one that has beans in it", including a very tall (up to my second rib!) weedнаб ❧1the beans were almost a year ago now, but the caption is still on point; more progress in thread
наб ❧absolutely fucked that I can't just be a plant and be happy for once
наб ❧3Dear Lesbirals,
if computers are so great,
which lap top would you rather use?
наб ❧2oh jesus fucking christ that was {only,already} a *year* ago??наб ❧dracut doesn't load netconssole despite being declared to, but supports CIFS root natively, if badly, and needs to be passed mount options through cifspass :vнаб ❧oh, rd.modules_load just doesn't actually do anything, despite being explicitly documented.
this shit doesn't even surprise me anymoreнаб ❧upon closer inspexion, it looks like sd-modules-load is passing PROC_CMDLINE_STRIP_RD_PREFIX to proc_cmdline_parse() which makes that use (appear to be, at least) correct
but still doesn't load netconsole, soнаб ❧in contrast to i-t which Just Worked, loading netconsole by hand works, via modules_load doesn't, regardless if by initial or persistent name; coolнаб ❧github.com/dracutdevs/dra…наб ❧different computer, also sid kernel, also vers=1.0: same errorнаб ❧I already use cifs with vers=3.1.1 or whatever there, so.... is this a kernel regression??наб ❧as is so common: it's not a kernel regression, at least against busterнаб ❧1reaching ceph-like speedsнаб ❧aaand sid samba is also fucked, and it's current with the rest of the arches, so 4.12.5, and the latest release is 4.12.6 and the release notes mention nothing about this and aaAAAнаб ❧a pattern?наб ❧off by one-int's-length???? in *my* venerable code-base? no way!наб ❧testing the kernel module consists of editing fs/cifs/, bind-mounted into a sid chroot, letting dpkg-bp rip until it makes cifs.ko, copying to the test machine, inserting, mounting, and it's so brain-wiltingly slow
and yet building Samba sounds like a bigger pain in the arseнаб ❧wouldn't be a first mailing list post without a fuckup, but here we are lists.samba.org/archive/samba-…наб ❧this is my first write interaxion with bugzilla and i already hate it with a passion, wildly more so than just reading bugzilla.samba.org/show_bug.cgi?i…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧screenshot of the anarchocapitalism wikipedia article, impact font label "they made america into" "into a real place"4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1hehe, I'm in dangerнаб ❧/home is still R/W, but the last time I backed up the rootfs on this machine was never, so that's goodнаб ❧fun!наб ❧apt install --reinstall libuuid and debianutils and let's hope that's good enough
i was dealing with alpine exclusively for a long time and i forgot how not-absolute-dogshit package managers can be tbh1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧poetry2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧well this blowsнаб ❧13like most problems in life, nothing that can't be solved with some rope1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1you can't make зефир without breaking a whisk, apparentlyReplying to Michał Dominiak – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Guriwesu symbiosis, babey – he usually sleeps in a house and we are rewarded with a frankly outstanding volume of cat to be friends withReplying to Nicolai Dagestad – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@NDagestad after actually looking: no, but I'm generally wary of Firstname Lastname accounts with bios that I understand2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1heh, I'd been wondering why three distinct normies (that I thought were bots at first) had followed me todayнаб ❧well, it's good that someone noted this down because i remember literally nothing from the past month and a bit; ah well42 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧it's been like idk four hours trying to start a todo.sr.ht
I've been through five systems (three debians, two alpines), with the latest alpine doing the best (meta.sr.ht starts, then todo slams a CPU and dies without a helpful error)
python was a mistakeнаб ❧what if you wanted to test a patch, but python said [quadruple fault(??), but no exception has any actual data in it except something like "connection failed"; how is this still acceptable in year of hurd in the datacenter 2020]наб ❧granted, i used to write error types like this too, but i was 15 and Rust made it dead easy to add actually useful information to the resulting messages when i wasn't writing babby's first cratesнаб ❧thnak sнаб ❧pogressнаб ❧an actual VM, two (2) sets of ssh tunnels later, and I have a webpageнаб ❧works in lynx, doesn't in firefox; assuming it's something with cookies and using 127.0.0.1:port instead of something civilised and not investigating further because it's a special hell; thankfully, sourcehut actually works with lynx, so that's not much of a problemнаб ❧1None of This Makes Sense and I Am Losing My Mindнаб ❧telnet 127.0.0.1 2525 and chillнаб ❧aaaand a pageful of patches at lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h… (and, hopefully, counting, as I fuz^Wread other services more)наб ❧most of my QoL and correctness patches are in, e-mail todo submission notifs should now actually come back and thread with the originating mail, export sig docs be right, [RFC PATCH] on lists work like [PATCH], and ~u/l/settings/content list the right globally verboten MIME typesнаб ❧you can now subscribe to todo.sr.ht trackers by sending e-mail to ~n/t/subscribe@todo.sr.ht and individual tickets at ~n/t/0/subscribe@todo.sr.ht, even if you don't have an account! (lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h…)наб ❧following a thread longer than fits on my desktop (and, if you include some backroom dealings, than fits on this 4k screen @ 2x) — lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h…, you can now use arbitrary default branches for your git repos and manage them with pushes
наб ❧i will not be saying i teared up a bit; however,
наб ❧when a patch has potential Security Considerations™ lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h…, except it's Go code escaping markdown as HTML and not something Cool
наб ❧2after a halfayearish, the massive avocado i put in this jar has burst and started growing at an alarming rate
EXIF says 2020-07-03 19:29:59, Friday, presumably CEST
1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧oh no, why6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hey so i just found a cargo regression from nightly-2019-08-10 after feeling like i was insane (well, more than usual) since i workshopped an implementation with another person that used this on 2019-09-10 and the cargo code seems to indicate our can't work in hellнаб ❧cargo install --registry NAME apparently wants a registries.NAME.index in the config, but the implementation I published and got tweaks for with overall probably three-four people signing off on relies on it using source.NAME.registryнаб ❧time is an illusion, here's the issue github.com/nabijaczleweli…, and proposed PR github.com/nabijaczleweli…, and now I'm gonna go drink myself blindнаб ❧oh great, it looks like I've already come across, discussed, fixed (okay, "fixed", it wasn't a good fix but it was something), and published this some time mid-march with github.com/nabijaczleweli…, and entirely forgot about it. coolнаб ❧it's still a regression, technically, but ughнаб ❧oh boy, the documentation was three months behind the first "broken" version, but it is there now, so that's called progress, and I'm just a dinosaur2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1yeah, sounds about rightнаб ❧requisite mailing list link to sate my everything-crosslinked-always-everywhere compulsions: lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h…4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧it's almost nine pm, there's a storm incoming, but the second lily has just opened up, and that's a good newнаб ❧none of these are still because i didn't think to bump the ISO so it's all fifth-third second and my hands are about as stable as I amнаб ❧moderate wind, quarter-second, flappy stem, f/2.8, big flower, 24mmнаб ❧objects in your focal plane? just say no1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧when a patch has potential Security Considerations™ lists.sr.ht/~sircmpwn/sr.h…, except it's Go code escaping markdown as HTML and not something CoolReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex ah yeah i can see that
although Java has (a) documentation and (b) what-implements-whom and I don't want to believe anyone'd release and large-scale-use a language missing fundamental features, but ~google~ :vReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex yeah, that tracks; too bad those are both a pain in the arse to set up and to use if you mix platforms
urgh, googlers
good to know I'm not alone in this thoReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex a.k.a. a vorger when being eatenReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex it feels a bit like it just pushes that effort downstream to each user (or, well, "you, later, when you no longer remember all of this" slash "someone else who has no idea in the first place")1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1broke: casual relationships
woke: causal relationships3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧it's been around twenty four hours which means it's time to re-post the announcement tweet for my album, but i also include a testimonial, so uh my girlfriend likes it and said "im vibin so hard to this", which is a good recommendation i thikn?
наб ❧it is also where i admit the album name's in italian instead of french because i fucked up and transcribed how i'd say it and didn't verify the l'academie-approved spelling because i am gay and/or stupidнаб ❧this is what's called an Extra Gag For The Observant Listener i think?5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧11whoops i fucked up a checkbox, but that means that:
my third album, cinque, is now out!
get it while it's hot at nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com/album/cinque!наб ❧as seen on
наб ❧1lowkey digging this unaggressive modem ass sound tbh
наб ❧1another day, another time @bandcamp refuses a 24-bit file, which they tout as explicitly supporting
наб ❧1if a pc104 qualifies as an instrument, then i also get to say i played an instrument, which is niceнаб ❧but anyway, if you do decide to check it out, I'd love to know if you liked it!4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1another day, another time @bandcamp refuses a 24-bit file, which they tout as explicitly supportingнаб ❧> The uploaded track couldn't be processed because something odd happened (570481). Please see the FAQ for more information.
somehow I doubt the FLAC reference implementation outputs "something odd", but what do I knowнаб ❧> The uploaded track couldn't be processed because the file is in an incompatible format (its sample rate is 24kHz). Please see the FAQ for more information.
okay, fair, if a bit misleadingнаб ❧in a record performance, bandcamp took zero (0) out of four (4) of my 24-bit FLACs. coolReplying to @scanlime@misc.name – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@scanlime a hole is just a shorter, less tasty trdelnik1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4they're girlfriends2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧incorrectly expanding names for BSDs to annoy programmersнаб ❧i love using the networked berkeley system!11 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1lowkey digging this unaggressive modem ass sound tbhнаб ❧1how that waveform do that tho??наб ❧1zoned out, turnt up, clearly shutting something down tonightнаб ❧I don't have any more godemis gags, so youtu.be/_t4VektsBO4наб ❧hmнаб ❧hm!наб ❧yaessнаб ❧c r i s p y imageнаб ❧2seabedнаб ❧shimyнаб ❧let's see what sort of hash Twitter does of this one1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧far be it from me to be a systemd fud spreader, but god damn if kisslinux's shell dialect isn't a pretty thingReplying to 黒田 東彦 stan – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@HarperMitchell@atomicthumbs comparative, but much more racist1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧[obnoxiously posh voice] gin & neomutt patches, could life be any better?5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5voting commie today, yeehaw bitchнаб ❧1we out hereнаб ❧2alternative photo, improved as you can see my face lessнаб ❧2i have left the house once to voot once more, this time for the not-fascist; a sad step-downнаб ❧1"thirst trap", "but I drink a few litres of tea a day!", cut, print1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1cleptozoology10 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2what if a daemon that listens to IRC, dumps incoming messages to a mailbox, you reply with your MUA, local delivery to the daemon, which posts to IRC on your behalfнаб ❧1oh jesus if you couple this with ii (git.suckless.org/ii/file/README…) you could actually do this all in AWK and a few lines of postfix configнаб ❧oh noнаб ❧fuck yesнаб ❧we fucking out here, dudeнаб ❧total tally:
2 lines in /etc/postfix/master.cf ⬇️
1 line in /e/p/transport (irc irc:)
1 entry in /e/p/main.cf#mydestination (irc)
1 spoofed A record (irc -> 127.0.0.1)
11 lines of AWK to parse sic(1) output into mbox ⬇️
10 lines of AWK to generate sic(1) commands⬇️наб ❧turns out you don't even need the A record; technology's amazingнаб ❧very glad that i decided to get (a) weirdly into e-mail and (b) this gin in meнаб ❧reviews are coming inнаб ❧and a requisite blogue poast: nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/blogn_…2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2a letter from my uni about being crossed off the student list arrived today; stamped tenth of fucking march ?наб ❧four months on the dot, from the city centre to a sub urbia, impressive1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2you and I both, brother1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧oh damn, sourcehut actually just Did The Right Thing and stuck a review inline on my reply to a patch (lists.sr.ht/~mil/sxmo-deve…), and I didn't even know it could do it so didn't do anything in particular (lists.sr.ht/~mil/sxmo-deve…), that's.. impressive; I'm impressedReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex hey, if there's anything in the vague-particular I could be of help with, you know where to find me; but i do get the general sense of nonspecific bread though14 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧oh cool, google's gmail backups are invalid mbox; that's totally harmless for someone who would rely on these without knowing how to correct that :vнаб ❧heard gawk was slower than mawk but jeez, that's 2.5x on what is ostensibly a trivial pipelineнаб ❧oh cool it's not just neomutt, RFC4155 appx A (tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4155#a…) explicitly says not to add a timezone since it's UTC anywayнаб ❧(this archive is from Feb 2019 and I'll verify the one I ordered earlier today when I get it, but I somehow doubt they fixed it :v)наб ❧aaand it's still there. greatнаб ❧"Thank you for the feedback.", so I fully expect to never hear about this ever againнаб ❧ingested 678M of mail so far, getting 4.68x ratio with compress=gzip; I'm v impressedнаб ❧ah yes of courseнаб ❧lmao the Sent Mail folder alone knocked it down from 4.8x to 3.07xнаб ❧turns out that the *entire* corpus, plus indexes, works out to just about the same ratio as the raw data. ah wellнаб ❧okay, 15.6x is truly remarkable, but that folder is entirely mail(1) to root, soнаб ❧this is also where I complain on behalf of my wrist that for mails before like 2015 or something, gmail leaves an identical copy for /every single label/ in the export. so that's usually two or three extraneous ones per message, and 3.3 thousand clicks to tag them all :vнаб ❧a good use of disk space and bandwidthнаб ❧so it's been almost two weeks since I switched over to a local mail server and I was maintaining the gmail account today and oh my /god/ how did I LIVE like this, it's d e a t h l y slowReplying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14@The6P4C noticed the question mark in "or even put onto a real floppy (?)", and, well, I've got a 2002 Toshiba, a floppy, and a USB floppy drive since I don't have a floppy bay for it, so2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧replaced interacting with a dismal^W very good C API with join(1), sort(1), and a bit of AWK, instantly aging by a hundred yearsнаб ❧honestly acceptable performance, except by GNU awk which continues to perform like absolute dogshit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3these were sufficiently cheap to throw in with the replacement shift, soReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw wishing i didn't learn of this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧no: webdev; yes: WebDAV1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1fuck,4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧unless I'm massively wrong, I think found a mail from 1998 that described – in so many words – both TCP slow start (2005, if I'm reading it right?) and HTTP/2 (2015) and I'm not sure what to think about that archive.nanog.org/mailinglist/ma…наб ❧downthread does mention slow start so I'm definitely reading it wrong but I'm pulling the "it's six ante meridiem" cardнаб ❧1nothing beats following a link from the era and being greeted with a badly 500ing Apache from stretchнаб ❧not *entirely* surprising, but1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2when you think of a good take1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧note to self: be even more abrasive to frenchies going forwardReplying to anna phylaxis – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@quatoria the lord's prayer dot com at the bottom is very telling :v1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3roasted! in the discord6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3please, my waveform, she is very sickнаб ❧I did this to Twisted Insane's Lucifer and jesus fucking christ MP3 makes such an incomprehensible hash of this it's incredibleнаб ❧untitled___2.mp3наб ❧wow incredible, it only took a 116-character long ffmpeg invocation to be able to post a video today
anyway, here's untitled___.mp3наб ❧w- why is this six seconds long on twitter the videos are fifteen.. how ?наб ❧lemme tell ya, it took a lot of fiddling to get this sounding like I recorded it in the sixties over a walkie-talkie and not today on my headset mic youtu.be/ECb49l-jPCI1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1i feel content its weird and i hate it i would like my existential bread slash weltschmertz back thanks8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧jesus christ how is Outlook this bad at doing emailнаб ❧neomutt, a MUA decidedly from the nineties: took some fiddling, it's a config file, after all
AquaMail, a MUA for phones: trivial, it Just Worked, I'm impressed
Outlook, a MUA people pay big stacks for because Office or whatever: can't do it, I'm stumped by a trivial configнаб ❧im not even doing something weird, it just times out without *trying* to authenticate, whatever i do??наб ❧another, newer (blue), outlook: goodish guessing those settings, too bad it tries to log in with username user@domain.tld and you can't edit it unless you cancel and type in everything yourselfнаб ❧in an absolute self-parody of 2020 microsoft, it opened a webpage; the QR goes to a tagged w2 outlook com/get link, which then redirected to app adjust com which doesn't resolveнаб ❧back to the orange outlook: turns out that "SSL" defaults to the imaps port (and works, despite me not supporting SSL) and "TLS" defaults to the imap2 port (which didn't work and timed out as before); whatнаб ❧Outlook also fucks up the UTF-8 in either parts of an address, which means that you can actually send mail to "hełło@" from a normal MUA and it'll happily display it as "heÅ,Å,o@" or "heĹ,Ĺ,o@"
anno domini 2020 lolнаб ❧Advanced options:
☐ Allow me to manually configure my account
very cool and good, a normal and not insulting way to frame this8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1haven't written any new code in a good while now, this feels weirdнаб ❧grghblg I fucking missed writing manpagesнаб ❧1if you ever wondered (who wouldn't?), the linux repository, if viewed as a single format-patch --root mbox, is five gigabytes in size and has 849133 patches
and neomutt fucking *smokes* through it; I'm so fucking impressedнаб ❧first take on a parser took 27 real/17 user/10 sys in debug and 12/4/8 in release (in tmpfs); acceptable, i guessнаб ❧patched parser library to avoid one allocation per header (github.com/staktrace/mail…), and gained 0.58/0.26/0.32 mean across four runs; neatнаб ❧e x p r e s s i v eнаб ❧that's a good awk nuisance, my /usr/share/doc will love thisнаб ❧anyway, the tagline is What if a feed, but it's a mailbox?; get it on Crates! crates.io/crates/feembox or as a paclage debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz/README, the usual1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1nice1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧starting rutabagarhymes bandcamp com which consists entirely of bad drum solos to qveen herby backing tracks1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1pretty sure you could ship those back to 2007 for that much1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14the C preprocessor actually slaps severely; too bad you can use it to generate C, though3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧love how, without miss, every single "Init Freedom Campaign" thing has a high-horsey mission statement that inevitably ends with "no systemd"наб ❧as prompted by this paragraph, bordering on self-parody
this is the same page that links to "the blacklist", which purportedly bans a plethora of soft wares with "[technical] Arch version adapted to systemd", like? ??наб ❧what if you wanted to do something different than /bin/sh /etc/init but god said "this breaks backwards compatibility and replaces existing services, forcing into adoption"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2flat fuck friday12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧babby's first telnetd device, a discontinued zigbee bridge doodad no less
at least it's not root:root :vнаб ❧it's admin:admin lmaoнаб ❧28856k RAM, MIPS 24K on a Ralink SoCнаб ❧2"ramfs" had me worried, and, well, it's Linux 2.6.21 (released 2007), built in 2014 with a GCC from 2004? hell yeahнаб ❧as much as I like systemd, there's something to be said about an init that goes from the inittab to running the ASIC in one terminal window
and remember: this file can not delete or dangerousнаб ❧of note: 16M flash, the 360MHz clock and.... Creating 10 MTD partitions on "raspi"? the fuck??наб ❧i wanted to dump the flash, but there's no way to get data off this thing that isn't telnet
it's C89 time, babeyнаб ❧turns out printf doesn't exist in ash, but echo -ne does, so yeehawнаб ❧ah yes of courseнаб ❧hacker voice I'm in except this is (apparently) mipsel but the binary is mips, fuckнаб ❧ah, yesнаб ❧HACKER VOICE I'M IN8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧subtweet: if you're gonna have the audacity to complain that critical parts of your infrastructure are authored and maintained by rando slav teens then maybe you should think twice before you post, fuckerнаб ❧"and 10`000 people begging [them] to fix [some diminishing bullshit]" or alternatively you could get off your entitled arse and implement it yourself, dickhead; oh no actual literal children that have more important stuff to do can't implement shit for me on a moment's notice!!наб ❧fuck dude, I treated e-mail as an absolutely alien thing at 14. hell, GitHub's UI and nomenclature was, too, what a shocker. 15 likely wasn't much different, since that's when I wrote the lot of my moderately-gap-filling crates; they're all just kids dude, doing their damndestнаб ❧burned out! at 14
left permanently unable to process emotion because all I ever did was force myself to deliver perfection lest another dude opens a vaguely insulting issue! since 15наб ❧i would love to have hobbies; however, I feel like exponentially more of a failure and/or disappointment when I don't stare at a screen looking for new issues or seeking out TODOs in unrelated software for, like, an hourнаб ❧the choice has always been between spending an hour or two "hanging out", which is what that means I think, after school or wrecking my wrists until I fall asleep, and well, I don't need to say which way temis' scales swungнаб ❧in conclusion: to paraphrase ixi: computers? cool things; shame about the industry, thoughнаб ❧post scriptum: always funny when the aforementioned slav teen's implementation is better documented and works better than the shit you're shipping to customers, but I don't see debils complaining about that1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧legacy-free as in MSX2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1big.LITTLE on the desktop whenнаб ❧1i am a stupid fool, that's just gpgpu1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧I'd been thinking about this recently, but, well.. fuck
didn't expect anything to have provisions for it4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1laptop refused to take power, windows says 4% (plugged, not charging) on two different PSUs, both of which work, and that the battery and charger are good, linux doesn't even /see/ the ACPI power supplies, alles fucking goodнаб ❧a true joy to take apart – 12 screws, a perfunctory tab on the back, whole thing just unshells, an incredible experienceнаб ❧hm, that would do it, yes :Рнаб ❧still blows me away how much of a (relatively) modern laptop is just.. battery1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧sent a so-called security consultant a fix for his webserver's TLS configuration
normal day1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧henlo if you have a moment to spare please send a mail to <nabijaczleweli/test@nabijaczleweli.xyz>1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧it's one of those days24 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧finally budged, mrustc's halfway built, let's hope I got the alignments right :vнаб ❧(a) me 🤝 mrustc, (b) ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself, &c.наб ❧time to first patch to a standard library: about seven hoursнаб ❧was wondering why gcc soaked up 3.4G building plain C, but, well,наб ❧I would like to thank Sun Microsystems,наб ❧I am out of address space and I must screanнаб ❧nothing a little misery can't fix
also it turns out you absolutely cannot write object files to stdout, which was disappointingнаб ❧smash hit, massive success, revolutionaryнаб ❧1spot the idiot that spent the past fifteen minutes staring at htop and nodding as "exec x86_64-linux-gnux32-gcc" kept just about the right CPU- but weirdly low memory usage as it continuously replaced itself with the wrapper :vнаб ❧regrettably admit that i've just used ed unironically for the first timeнаб ❧oh what a delight, mrustc assigns a union of {sizeof=48+alignof=8 and sizeof=76+alignof=4} structs sizeof=76, but GCC lays it out as sizeof=80 :vнаб ❧dynamic linker crimesнаб ❧1turns out this doesn't work because linux hates fun and will not replace a 64-bit image with a 32-bit one during linking; building this for x32 with -static seems to work (ish) though, so that's niceнаб ❧a great cicadum in the sky suggested using ld.so.conf, which fixed the segfaults and made the thing work scarily not horribly (well, at all); pogressнаб ❧you know it!наб ❧yee
hawнаб ❧my binary is 1.2 gigabytes and it must screamнаб ❧I made another binary, it's 1.5 gigabytes this time
it also crashes, in the same place, no lessнаб ❧trying to cross rustc from amd64 to x32 now (the problem with that being that src:llvm-toolchain-9 doesn't build on x32), but don't be fooled: I'm in the process of giving up github.com/thepowersgang/…наб ❧how??наб ❧*greybeard voice* always switch to another VT when building LLVM to speed it up by 10+%наб ❧somehow this gets more broken more weirdly the more I poke it, I'm giving upнаб ❧compress=lz4 performs really well (1.9-2x!) on LLVM build trees (zest/rustc, mostly, filling/.../rustc@build-v[12]), so that's niceнаб ❧vee eff ess1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2not every day you see this1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧nice mailman.neomutt.org/pipermail/neom…Replying to Mushrooms in a Trenchcoat – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@Prince_Flamingo on the dot (ish)!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4it's been brought to my attention that it's been six months since this twitter.com/Prince_Flaming…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧systemd/zram-generator v0.2.0-beta.1 (github.com/systemd/zram-g…) is out on Crates and AUR/Fedora/debian.nabijaczleweli.xyz/README
highlights: it's no longer very broken and should actually work for most configurations
please consider giving it a whirl!2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧i havent slept last night because i was doing the rustc thing so here's a rewrite of a crate I've never used directly github.com/overdrop/libov…наб ❧this is the best state to do everything in6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧so it turns out the allocation in md6-rs had been short by 11 bytes forever, and it only started faulting on musl
shitнаб ❧the allocation was 15565, the size on all amd64 abis i tried so far is 15576 and 15568 on an i686 abi
i feel sick, and it's nothing to do with the alcoholнаб ❧less funny than the time we had to get a RustSec number for safe-transmute, which, well, clearly wasn't :Рнаб ❧ooo and a CVE-2018-21000 too, aceнаб ❧github.com/nabijaczleweli… :vнаб ❧and the accompanying http release, get it while it's hot, or even while it's cold but you're on Void: github.com/thecoshman/htt… (with thanks to Adrian Herath for tests and patches for musl)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1"DSA"
goth entity turning away; "Democratic Socialists of America"
goth finger-gunning; "Debian System Administrators"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧not tested on animals? is this a fucking tree shampoo?5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1that image with the big domino on the left and the small domino on the right, where the smallest one is "thunderbird breaking", the next one "installing neomutt", about halfway through "GPT Hurd implementation", and the big one is "patching debian-installer"наб ❧on my bull shit lists.debian.org/debian-boot/20…наб ❧aaA I typoed the fucking title like a moron [panik]наб ❧it's okay at least I didn't fucking D E S T R O Y the msgid-search URL like MHonArc; what a trainwreckнаб ❧the state of this bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…Replying to moved to @StellaFoxxie@tech.lgbt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@StellaFoxxie yo ngl this fuckin slaps. absolute banger1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2dipshit, once again1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3dipshit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3with winevdm we have ascended to WoWoW64 and I think that's beautiful2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧people outside poland really out there panicking about elgeebeetees being declared enemies of the state or LGBT-free zones or whatever whereas i am simply vibingнаб ❧fun fact: Kraków is in one of those zones, and I am inside Kraków; makes you think about how the polish government is always entirely a massive farce not worth concerning oneself with4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2nicked the good camera, this means a disaster is due within the next 48 hoursнаб ❧does a sarcastic dab make something less or more pretentious?наб ❧how to look good on video: make sure you can't actually be seenнаб ❧2yep, it's UNIX* time
* UNIX is a registered trademark of AT&T2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1in what must be record time it has taken me twenty seconds from seeing
Updating git repository gitlab.redox-os.org/redox-os/gpt
in the build log and complaining i need to find something else to do to finding a bug thereнаб ❧what a time to be alive gitlab.redox-os.org/redox-os/gpt/-…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1tired: abrahamic religions
wired: judaism distributions1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1process tree :)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1ah, nothing like a good ole c++ error in rust1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1was genuinely surprised that this compiles; my beautiful crab son has come so far,1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Berklee Software Distribution2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧this diffstat? im gonna hurlнаб ❧(previously: twitter.com/nabijaczleweli…)
2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧5i can be you're angle ,or yuore devilнаб ❧2there's people here and i had to leave my pyjamas for the first time in months and i don't like itReplying to emily – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@lambdakitten the screenshot could've been better, but FFIHashState_forsize is #[repr(C)], like you suggest, in contrast to the println!() argument above, which was what I'd been using instead1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pissed third night in a row; thinking about how tiny goths are the most powerful entities within any society and can do no wrong1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧three (3) megabytes per second
/three/1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3do they make "I'm with stupid" t-shirts for pigs, and if so: how?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧hmm King ISO's Remember Me/World War Me and girl in red's dead girl in the pool./i wanna be your girlfriend fall into the same musical genreReplying to @nabijaczleweli – 26 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧github.com/nabijaczleweli…наб ❧that was supposed to have a witty tagline but it doesn't because (a) brain bad and (b) twitter bad; my apologiesнаб ❧i need a showerнаб ❧2name a better morning, i'll waitнаб ❧pointer incidents: 1
pointer crimes.. well let's not countнаб ❧why does mach think my HDD is 44136353 blocks shorter than it actually is?? what on earthнаб ❧niceнаб ❧github.com/nabijaczleweli…наб ❧hurd even mounts its rootfs!наб ❧hehe C go *********************наб ❧moderate multi-drive successнаб ❧turns out you can just give qemu mach as -kernel and it boots well enough, so that's niceнаб ❧that diffstat? love to see itнаб ❧aceнаб ❧It even showed up in the archive on the first try; outstanding lists.debian.org/debian-hurd/20…наб ❧looking at the FSF assignment bullshit and regretting writing this patchнаб ❧1"send us /all/ your personal details and we may consider allowing you to fix our software" what the fuck is this
and for all this stupid fucking red tape there's no GDPR notice anywhere, which you'd think would be relevant when they require you to send identifying information lolнаб ❧1but, as we all know, nothing exists past the oceans, north of the canadian border, or south of the mason-dixon line, and everyone should want their "full legal name", "postal address", birth year, and country of citizenship plastered everywhere; what kinda goddamn scam is this?наб ❧2"your full legal name (in ASCII characters) as the subject"
................ this has to be a joke, right?
this margin is too narrow to describe how most of these alienate a large chunk of populace, but FUCKING "in ASCII characters" ARE YOU JOKINGнаб ❧the funny thing is that gives me an easy out since, even if I wanted to use my "full legal name" (which, lmao), i cannot, so that's pretty aceнаб ❧1it's true!наб ❧1looks like there's a reason the components of The GNU System™ that aren't used in linux are in such a sorry fucking state lol
you can just write "we don't accept contributions" instead of funding a legal fuck you to anyone that wants to contribute, it's fine; reallyнаб ❧ngl this whole thing got me rethinking ever using any licence that isn't 0BSD for anything i ever write againнаб ❧1also all GNU projects, but, well, that was already decided the first time I looked on the bugtracker for the hurd, what with its classic GNU hospitabilityнаб ❧1lmao turns out i edited files from Linux which means i *don't* have to give the FSF my personal info? wild stuff lists.debian.org/debian-hurd/20…наб ❧ace git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/hurd/gnum…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧35gender agnosticism1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧IMPORTANT NEWs: friend24 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1attempting to come up with the last time i actually spoke with someone who wasn't myself and ending up blankнаб ❧1love too lose contact with everyone i had a common dialect with and also be terminally unable to interact with people with whom i don't have a colang unless required to or helping them with somethingнаб ❧1this reverberation provided by the fact that plain written language is absolutely fucking useless for things usually spoken (id est everything except for what you'd put in a table)наб ❧11"these are not made, should never be made, we will not make them, we will not help make them" image but it's fixed-font graphical representations of natural languagesнаб ❧the unicode consortium's greatest failure is the fact that i can't type a rising intonation, a whisper, a veryfastskipoversomethingthatprovidescontextalreadyknowntotherecipient, a whine and a hand motion, or tongue-teeth smock and a vague but concrete facial expression on a PC104наб ❧if im writing markup then yes i can theoretically encode them, use a different font, styling, whatever; this is shit and doesn't work, if only because it's an uhhhhh conceptset->language->written language->styling and vice versa and oh boy that's so reproducible and usableнаб ❧this is not helped by the conceptset im encoding being massively niche (consider being polish and also gay but also a pervasive english context and russian-or-french-based stitching to finish it off) for normal talking, also half of the sounds required cannot be represented; dopeнаб ❧compare this to a context that can be assumed on twitter or any other general-purpose non-closed-(group-)chat medium (vaguely anglo-saxon, hopefully knows where казахстан is) and it's truly a joke, a failure of computing heretofor and presumably hereinout as wellнаб ❧"computers facilitate communication" so long as you treat them as telephones and even then they're shit, because The Internet™, means the experience is not even remotely real-time and it entails using a webcam (shit) and/or microphone (shit) or either but (expensive)наб ❧here's a fun thing you can do: attempt to do something that requires an instant precise feedback loop (make-up, slicing) by looking at a camera preview screen without pre-baking any motion, also do not rely on proprioception, also audio is mostly unusable because it's even slowerнаб ❧good great lovely; your findings may be that you can't because you either need to pre-bake at sentence level or speak incredibly slowly, which, lolнаб ❧household computing is a failure at an immense scale; this is also why i advocate for "s/390 w domu i zagrodzie" – at least it doesn't pretend to be able to facilitate communication what, with no x; it does computing; telephony is better left to telephonyнаб ❧and talking is better left for talking (also i would like an s/390 to play with but that's another thing entirely); is it because i communicate mostly with what you'd i guess classify as microexpressions? yeah probablyнаб ❧but am i just plain alone and have been for most of my life (and, well, the prognosis ain't looking well)? also yesнаб ❧he he he i think ive talked with like no more than like five people in my life; coolнаб ❧this is not helped by the fact that leaving the house is even more impossible than it usually had been, but should perhaps see how the friend of mine ive last interacted with is doing; if they're still alive, that isнаб ❧"two trannies in poland" sounds like a setup, and the punchline is most likely suicide, for either of us (or both! how romantic! heh)
"five kilometers apart because they're" both recluses, and literally exactly identical in every aspect except physical and their chosen obsessionнаб ❧im big (ish), relatively strong and otherwise physically able, they're tiny and have a muscle condition so their knees are shot; i do language (computers, same thing), they do fine art i don't understand; our conversations were always several layers above the actual words spokenнаб ❧god i fucking hate having emotions, how do i make it stop (alcohol no longer works)
anyway, point is, its absolutely impossible to achieve a normal conversational data flow over standard computer text media, and my heart breaks for folk for whom this is only ever the only wayнаб ❧an alternative point is that i am generally unlikeable and unable to communicate anything in the general case
at your optionнаб ❧an alternative alternative point is that the "music allowed me to express myself so clearly" story is bollocks since (a) peep nabijaczleweli.bandcamp.com ha ha,наб ❧and (b) "haha cool robot" image but its "haha cool bloops" and (b1) an experience not unlike halving myself at the sternum and sewing my skin back on meaty side out,or (b2) i am withering away inside the depression prison that is my mind as it shutters out all save deathly apathyнаб ❧deathly? corpselike's better but eeh 280
the only good thing so far is that fluorescent heart (that's (b2)) never fails to calm me down, but, well, so would an arterial puncture, and id be in less pain so its' impossible to say if its good or notнаб ❧wow it really has been two hours, huh
guess its like joey cool said: i ain't one to be fake, i ain't nothing I'm not, and i /definitely/ ain't nobody hero1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧hmm1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pistachio is cute1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2what if you wanted to type but a cat saidReplying to emily – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@lambdakitten hmm yeah i was wondering if it's as bad as it looks or if i was missing something; ace pun btwReplying to emily – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@lambdakitten oh, thanks!8 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2started seriously considering implementing GPT for Hurd since it just enumerated the protective MBR and that's how i know i need to sleep before i do something i regretнаб ❧woke up after four hours in a cold sweat, probably haunted by the ghost of rms, gonna have to at least look at it i thinkнаб ❧built mach, booted my mach, told by mach to piss offнаб ❧well, okay, it had a point, i didn't include any drivers; a build with drivers on does actually work like the debian one (well, "work")наб ❧omogmogm gogmgoнаб ❧hehe printk go scrolllllllllllнаб ❧it'd be great if the efi spec actually said this, but it doesn't, afaict, so that's coolнаб ❧turns out my clown ass got the EFI 1.10 spec instead of the UEFI spec, but 2.8A says this which is still pretty bad11 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧a grand old time with graphviz (presented by: parsing RFC822 with awk)наб ❧1full-size; what a beauty
twitter doesn't want to show me a preview of this 18549x13860 image for some reasonнаб ❧oh it's just black for some inexplicable reason; well, here's a screenshot because debugging twitter at 5:45am doesn't sound funнаб ❧gotta say, these do look incredible on a nice 4k displayнаб ❧need this on a wall tbhнаб ❧yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
screenshots from 4k, since the only thing that managed to display these is fehнаб ❧had to turn it sideward to get any detail (and add a swap since that computer only has 8G of RAM and feh was getting OOM-killed, turns out swap files on NTFS work), even at that size, but fuck if it doesn't look goodнаб ❧you vs the lass she tells you not to worry about, &c., &c.наб ❧considering going absolutely feral and getting a dot-matrix for theseнаб ❧👁️наб ❧1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧remembered that ELFs have a shebang
wild shit1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2bitches really out here being transphobic like okay bitch i hate me too, you ain't special??Replying to emily – 3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2@lambdakitten@whitequark@fasterthanlime ≈19% speedup over amd64 in the ecp5_evn example on a C2D E6400
building gcc for the arch soc_ecp5_evn requires defeated me (for now), no cpus from this millennium i can test on (yet)наб ❧1@lambdakitten@whitequark@fasterthanlime soc_ecp5_evn: ≈22% on E6400, ≈29% on i5-3450, and ≈28% on i7-8565U
assuming everything else being equal, that'd mean an equivalent user time of 11.706/11.115/11.186 in whitequark's screenshot, respectivelyнаб ❧1@lambdakitten@whitequark@fasterthanlime a friend had a go on one of his HFT machines with a 5 GHz i9-9980XE, HT off, and got ≈29% without a scheduler and ≈23% with, so that's probably a vague limit for this workload
surprised it goes even remotely near a 20-30% gain, was expecting like ten; thanks for tagging me in!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1If you're interested in measuring x32 speedups in compute-intensive workloads from twitter.com/nabijaczleweli… for yourself, you can try the tarball (and instructions) from lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0002-nextpnr-x…; if you do, please report back!
наб ❧1@lambdakitten@whitequark@fasterthanlime soc_ecp5_evn: ≈22% on E6400, ≈29% on i5-3450, and ≈28% on i7-8565U
assuming everything else being equal, that'd mean an equivalent user time of 11.706/11.115/11.186 in whitequark's screenshot, respectively
4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧shockingly painless for a C++ thing that uses Boost tbhнаб ❧1aaaaand we're back to reality with a gcc build that doesn't work and refuses to work and the documentation tells you to look at a config.log in this specific case which is to say it tells you to fuck yourself because there's at least a dozen of those in the build treeнаб ❧configure: error: cannot compute suffix of object files: cannot compile
configure: error: cannot compute suffix of object files: cannot compile
configure: error: cannot compute suffix of object files: cannot compile
configure: error: cannot compute suffix of object files: cannotнаб ❧dickhead4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1just wrote the *nastiest* fucking piece of the worst unreadable C89 you'd find in something like gpm (heh, fitting I guess)наб ❧the options were writing the same thing in Rust, correct Rust with image-rs for direct output to normal formats, or, well.. this, but this works well enough to convert the 1280x1024xRGBA /dev/fb0 dumps i have to farbfeld, so mehнаб ❧yassssssssssssнаб ❧interesting, fbset says the buffer is rgba8, but it was bgra8; i liked the yellow colour scheme more tbhReplying to emily – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@lambdakitten@whitequark@fasterthanlime interesting! I'll try tomorrow, building boost for two niche platforms on a core 2 duo sounds like an incredible time; although I haven't bootstrapped Rust (yet?), so unsure how comparatively relevant my results will be with whitequark's without wasmtime1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧the x32 ABI is a trans icon32 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧3passed out: 20%
woke up: 60%
i am in a clang hell, Core 2 Duos were not meant for thisнаб ❧id use the clang from the archive but the build failed on the buildds for some reason so there's no llvm-toolchain-9 artifacts in for x32 and there was no other computer with the right kernel i could use last night so this poor "E6400 @ 2.13GHz" has gone at it for 12 hours so farнаб ❧fondly remembering when a friend had a clang patch i was optimising and the full build took like 11-15 minutes
наб ❧well, that's the difference between a core 2 duo+DDR2-666 on spinny vs two xeon E5645s+DDR3-1600 in tmpfs i guessнаб ❧/bin/ld: relocatable linking with relocations from format elf64-x86-64 (.../llvm-toolchain-9-9.0.1/build-llvm/lib/clang/9.0.1/lib/linux/libclang_rt.fuzzer_no_main-x86_64.a(FuzzerCrossOver.cpp.o)) to format elf32-x86-64 (fuzzer_no_main.o) is not supported
ah yes, normal dayнаб ❧the good news is that this is the same error as on x32-do-01; the bad news is that for some inexplicable reason this build has managed to somehow create a 64-bit object?наб ❧gave up on building the package after realising RUN_TESTS in d/rules is only ever assigned to :vнаб ❧building clean upstream got to linking and swiftly OOMed, but at least it got to linking; added another 7GB of swap and maybe it'll work?наб ❧7 megabytes of available memory, 1.8 of 8 gigabytes of swap free; it took on the order of two seconds to get a prompt back after cat exited lolнаб ❧fucking 2+ hours of CPU time for both of these (vast majority spent in the kernel, waiting for pages, im pretty sure it's been more than two hours real-time) and it's just gonna "error: too big"? a cruel jokeнаб ❧:(наб ❧i built this again, in a different build tree; it failed with the same error; thing is, all the objects have the same 32-bit elf x86-64 (SYSV or GNU/Linux) format as all other objects in this tree; whatнаб ❧running the link with half the archives first oomed (??) then failed with the same error on a different archive; shoot meнаб ❧in a flash of brilliance i decided to link this on a normal-size system and it's working better and better after copying the 10 gigs of objects and most of the system libraries :vнаб ❧knowing which symbols are in which so: passé
grep -R symbol /lib: the shitнаб ❧WHY is this out of thread
наб ❧these are the secret good symbols libc writers are hiding from usнаб ❧okay this does explain why it failed so badly on the poor old 4GB machineнаб ❧the gold linker didn't get past the secret supersymbols, the bfd variant fuCKINGWOKREDнаб ❧with each interpreter we get closer to running this piece of shitнаб ❧niceнаб ❧always segfaults in after/during this statement; Argv0 (here: Data) is usually an empty string, but it behaves identically if it's "./clang-10"; avoiding this return by setting Data=0 continues into another call into the same driver function, which calls this eventually :vнаб ❧1made an x32 chroot on a different computer (8G RAM), linker gets to just under four allocated gigabytes and (expectedly) gives up; joyнаб ❧in an unprecedented stroke of not being a complete moron, i thought to install libstdc++6-dbgsym and have symbols for.. the allocator? really? oh noнаб ❧this is the most complete backtrace so far, and it ends with "Cannot access memory at address 0xfa0cd256" for some reason; ive run out of ideasнаб ❧across a few dozen runs, the RIP in the crash message always ends in 266, hmнаб ❧linkER PLEASE what THE FUCK does "out of file descriptors and couldn't close any" fiuckING mEANнаб ❧whatнаб ❧96 gigabytes of ram btwнаб ❧man, fuck this; never test your patches on more than one setup; never attempt to make things work on non-mainstream stacksнаб ❧1posted to the debian-amd64@ list about this earlier today and up to now my mail has not shown up in the archive; hmнаб ❧yass bitch lists.debian.org/debian-amd64/2…1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧[obligatory rap segment in a pop song voice] bitches be hating on me / call that duplication of labour1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧something you know (how to use your muscles) and something you have (muscles): door handles are 2FA6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧oh hey, it's not every day you find a bug in a util-linux manpage (here fdisk.8 from 2.35.1)наб ❧turns out most of the references died in a rename in 2016? bugs.debian.org/960839наб ❧ugh "licensing as public domain" i hate writing thingsнаб ❧debian maintainer (understandably) didn't want to upstream this, a friend graciously sent it instead: lore.kernel.org/util-linux/DBB…наб ❧accepted into stable/v2.35, should be in 2.35.2: git.kernel.org/pub/scm/utils/…наб ❧1It is!
Upstream release: lore.kernel.org/util-linux/202…, also in sid: tracker.debian.org/news/1146400/a…
or, as the friend whom i roped into this succinctly put it,Replying to Catherine – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@whitequark buster,sid, amd64: nMigen Yosys 0.9.post4248.dev7 (git sha1 aee43936)
sid, x32,i386:1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1cat lost a wire under my bed and now she's frantically searching and trying to get under there to find it and i cant see it either and im fucking heartbroken dude1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧linker script?? more like "mistake"Replying to sehe – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@sehetw not many (0?) sensible consumer boards that allow a two-socket/six-core/two-HT config with three DDR3-1600 16GB channels per NUMA node tbh
I got those numbers on an R720, my desktop is still a second-gen i7 with 16G of DDR3-1333 since I can't convince the board to clock it upнаб ❧@sehetw plus, having the CPUs elsewhere means you don't get the signature PowerEdge takeoff you have to bitbang the BMC to fix, and other people can use the processing power as well, I'd recommend scaling that way over an uberdesktop tbhReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@beccadottex well duh, what other countries are in eurasia?1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2im not even russian tho?Replying to @flacs@mastodon.social – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@f1ac5 llvm dragon purring5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hmнаб ❧busybox 1.27.2 (2019-11-20 10:51:38 UTC), mipsel, an old stretch from a vendor, a perfect combination to segfault on "ls --color=" lolнаб ❧the busybox is also from the vendor, which explains a lot, tried with the current stretch busybox from debian and it works fine 🙄наб ❧hm, the current version in stretch is 1.22.0, the vendor's 1.27.2, and the sid one (the static variant of which also works) is 1.30.1
according to strace, vendor gets to ioctl(0, TIOCGWINSZ, pointer), others continue though ioctl(1, TCGETS, {B38400 opost isig icanon echo ...}) ?наб ❧can't get gdb on this machine (well, it's a router the size of my hand, so), and it looks fixed so no Cool Fun Bugs here :/Replying to sarah – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@winocm the chad POSSE vs the virgin HURDReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw i386 doesn't really interest me, but zfsutils-linux does support it; x32 (wiki.debian.org/X32Port) was reported broken in 2012, and again in 2016 (github.com/openzfs/zfs/is…); a cursory glance at packages.d.o reveals that zfs-fuse is, unsurprisingly, similarly broken there6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧what if you wanted to investigate a bug report but god saidнаб ❧said bug report concerns a "brew doctor" interacting with one of my binaries
the gargler gives me (1) beers (2) beer recipes (3) a forum and (4) this "FAQ" page, where it's mentioned exactly once in a way that makes clear the reference is known to the readerнаб ❧there's a link to a "Formula Cookbook" at the bottom of the FAQ, it has a table full of nouns which make no sense but contradict the FAQ
please i would just like to read some documentation, ideally the moral equivalent to a manpage, for this "brew doctor", whoever that is
pleasнаб ❧>Why does Homebrew prefer I install to /usr/local?
>Why does Homebrew say sudo is bad?
>Homebrew refuses to work using sudo.
>[To] run Homebrew in a multi-user environment, consider creating a separate user account especially for use of Homebrew.
i .. but.... wha ??howнаб ❧im SO confused WHY is a beer software so adamant to write to /usr, WHY does it want to allow everyone to write to /usr/local, WHY does it hate sudo in particular and not any other elevation package, HOW would it react to being suid, also didn't sudo do finer-grained capabilities?наб ❧holy shit i think im gonna have to implement a logical equivalent to dpkg-divert in cargo-update jesus fucking christ1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧14oh cool, didn't know apt could pull from two archives at once and display the progress so neatly1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧King Iso/IEC 14882:2017Replying to @hyacinthsystem – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex@winocm oh hey I've done that before!наб ❧1@beccadottex@winocm for context, I was converting the machine from MBR to BIOS-on-GPT from a d-i shell and broke it somewhere the first time
that was also the day I learned that wget dislikes when you --body-file a blockdev, and that dd if=/dev/sda of=/tmp/sda works around that; a fun time overall!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1caught one10 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2called outнаб ❧took some fucking about with a linux chroot in the hurd chroot in a d-i env for grub to agree with this setup butнаб ❧ah, yes; hopefully tune2fs will work without resorting to dump(8) :vнаб ❧let's gooooooooooooнаб ❧or not, seeing as I can't get it to translate /proc and therefore pipes and therefore no other part of the system works. good timesнаб ❧!!!!!!!!!!!!!наб ❧:/;/:/наб ❧each previous time some server crashed to a db> prompt; progress!наб ❧libp11-kit0, which provides libp11-kit.so.0, shows up in package content search for hurd, but isn't actually in the archive :v
end of the road for me i thinkнаб ❧i'd complain that this could've gone much easier if there were documentation or a non-unhelpful bugtracker, but the former is cited as a feature in a (the?) FAQ, and, well, GNU project1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1sat (secret cat)4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧wondered if dding a farbfeld into a framebuffer device would work, and it did!
this does mean a hilarious 2:1 pixel ratio with a 1280x1024x32 bufferнаб ❧with the first channel skipped?наб ❧neatнаб ❧full-width, so interlaced?3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧the more non-trivial-"here's some text" mail i send to my dad who uses outlook, the more outlook feels like babby's first MUAнаб ❧more than one inline attachment? it's not inline and has a filename now, which is "Unnamed Attachment 00245.txt" for some inexplicable reasonнаб ❧when the attachment is a message/rfc822 it's "message.msg"? at least it shows the icon with the badge to indicate it's signed
and obviously not inline, despite the dispositionReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex combination kitchen/server room whenReplying to @hyacinthsystem – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@beccadottex two on average but they ears gradually convert between humanoid and catoid(?) the narrower their pupils areReplying to @monadliker – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@6b766e вгэт, or i guess you could transcribe it as a single-syllable vget?2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2well fuck you too, twitterнаб ❧was thinking of making a twit-to-mbox thing but (a) twitter is a pain in the dick, (b) TOS?, and (c) i use it for pictures mainly and those don't work satisfactorily on a teletype (also no results for "rfc822" on Crates and I don't understand it well enough to not fuck that up)Replying to jamie the cool girl – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@eng1nqueer well i mean yeah but why in gourd year twenty twenty are /display names/ 7-bit-ascii-alnum and not, like, Unicode class L|Nd, at least (and is it the anglocentrism)2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1heh, looks like i have a propensity for running into neomutt corner-casesнаб ❧by no means is this an indictment of any sort, I wouldn't dream of it; if anything, this speaks volumes to how much dumbass shit you can do with the thing before minor seams start showing
plus, all the neomutt team are absolutely lovely, so4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧had a fun time today :vнаб ❧ever got hit in the head with the steel reinforcement of a garage door panel as two of them fall hinge around you? that was funнаб ❧cameoнаб ❧👀1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧pictured: me, in the very near future1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11holy shit debbugs handles nested mails *so well*; I'm genuinely astounded1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3woken up by some goblin (right)1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧cat (splotchy, left) meets local menace (right)27 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1would you rather (a) plug the NIC before the kernel takes over and have the BIOS five-scream about a pre-video memory error, or (b) after and just have it not enumerate? so many choices! such a high-quality platform!наб ❧spent another day trying to, first, update the firmware, to no avail (something DRM-related, Dell good); then convincing the rp5700 pos to maybe not scream; hotplugging some random wlan card works, a BCM5725 doesn't; i recant saying computers are fun, lake them allнаб ❧in a moment not unlike that before my very birth, I posted to a goddamned forum; in 2020; the post editor was full of backend renderer errors; end me h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Business-PC…наб ❧booting with acpi=off panics immediately after the idle task is killed; adding noapic gives me... this when the card is hotplugged; kernel is building; life is goodнаб ❧tried the buster kernel, got the link training line; fun!наб ❧rofl
(I'll still try it tho, бет)наб ❧(potentially) the last photos of this card alive
the light's baller tho so can't complainнаб ❧it does help to tape over the right pins >_<наб ❧that, indeed, worked – so far as booting the board with the card inside, anyway
it usually just got to OpROM download and halted just after printing the message, sometimes mashing Ctrl-S would open the config menu, but I couldn't find any regularity to itнаб ❧funnily enough, *disabling* OpROM download (I think it's just from the onboard NIC, but it's not clear either) on the board yielded this OOM message, bus 20h device 0 is the cardнаб ❧the next "obvious" (read: I found the b57udiag tool on Broadcom's site and was fucking around with it before DGroves cursed me with his knowledge) step is to disable all features there's options for – UMP(?), IPMI, MultiBoot Agent/PXE, Alert Standard Format, and Wake On LANнаб ❧in an all-unforseen turn of events, this works even less! as far as I understand it (and other computers behaved), OpROM upload from the card is disabled. this doesn't stop the screen on the PoS system flashing black briefly during the download time, and halting thereafter :)наб ❧last thing i could think of, after two weeks of attempting to plug in a fucking NIC, is to turn that plethora of TLAs back on as well as reenable the OpROM download, the NIC (and the interrupt for it), and SERR# generation in the BIOS
and woULDN'T YOU FUCKING KNOW ITнаб ❧additionally, the onboard NIC can be managed from the OpROM menu from the card, which is neat
the card NICs have a Main Menu since they also support iSCSI boot, but the onboard goes straight to the MBA config, which is very nice (and shows more polish than I was expecting, tbf)наб ❧boot menu looks like this – the entries are sadly not functional, my best bet for the strings is Config column in the b57udiag output, but, looking back at it now, I don't think that's a match?
booting any of the two prints this and hangs (Ctrl-Alt-Del works tho, so improvement)наб ❧new photos courtesy of the cat having woken up; interestingly, Comprehensive Configuration Management (OpROM config menu)'s version seems to be closest to iSCSI Boot's?наб ❧Dell's updates are cursed self-extracting shell scripts for RPM systems only(?), which kinda work on their CentOS live image – they extracted, barely, but applying said that system was "not a supported configuration".
Same thing for dell-system-update package, just took longer.наб ❧though, granted, maybe shouldn't have expected it to work that well with the wallpaper set to have a fuckoff orange "Support Live Image is running on unsupported hardware" box
"supported hardware" was in that case a server line I (unsurprisingly) don't have. all to update a NIC?наб ❧the two compatible files were a 5720-1.39 EEPROM/BootCode which was what already was on the card (plus b57udiag said it was incompatible?) and a 20.6.50 MBA, which was also already on the card
which means that this was all a colossal waste of a ~couple~ days in itself :vнаб ❧there's also HP's updates for the onboard NIC, which come with (a) ancient b57udiag, (b) some sort of Broadcom WinFWUpg.exe program that (b1) can't init on my desktop and (b2) requires your PC to run windows.. this machine came with freedos,, (c) has the same 8.08 version of ASF,наб ❧and (d) has the EEPROM for the wrong card – filename "5761tm1.40", the onboard NIC is BootCode Version "5755-v3.29"
what is a vendor, but a waste of time?наб ❧more fun quirks!
with acpi=off noapic, kernel picks up the platform slot numbers, so the interfaces become ens2f[01]; /sys/bus/pci/slots/ has 0/ (empty) and 2/ (NIC)
without (so with ACPI), that doesn't exist, and the persistent names are enp32s0f[01] (for bus 20h. I think?)наб ❧I think it's got something to do with the pciehp driver (or one of the "ACPI BIOS Error (bug)" kernel messages :v), I'll have to diff the journals tomorrow ig; it's early and there's another cat on meнаб ❧howнаб ❧dunno! i have a diff i just plain don't understand — gist.github.com/nabijaczleweli… — it's fine! I'll possibly revisit it at some point in the future and it'll seem obvious; whether that's a potential good thing or a bad one? well,наб ❧i admire VVV's work in general, but this screensaver.. truly a timeless piece i adore with all my heartнаб ❧this merges back into the main rp5700 tweet-set since that accursed platform has decided to cooperate with the NIC:
наб ❧GPT Hard Disk Drives
In the Harry Potter font
наб ❧1so i was imaging a 160G drive and despite the roughly 100M/s read the output was kinda uhh much slower sometimes which was worrying until i remembered i set compression=lz4, which, granted, used the entirety of the RAM, but brought that down to roughly 29G, for essentially free
наб ❧Quide Dodgy Drawer from scantlings, a vent, PVC piping, a tile, 2.5mm² wires, and zipties. (More/details on Scuttlebutt.)
наб ❧Now! This all looks cool and good and all, but there's literally zero damned clearance between the fan connector and the case, which is, indeed, very cool
Starting to think my "drill first, ask questions never" approach might be flawedнаб ❧on the other hand I just realised I can resolder the connector to the copper side and so what's the point of designing anything if you can just fix it in production ?наб ❧an another absolute revelation that just hit me is that I could've just used normal panel-mountable potentiometer if I'd more than two active brain cells butнаб ❧And so, mind triumphs over being a dumbass once more!наб ❧Finally putting it back together and I'm either missing some screws or some wires because (a) if the earth came looped through the ring connector then what's the second punch-out for, (b) I don't even *have* a second screw like that, (c) which screws go into the fan?? aaaaaaaAAAAнаб ❧The power in came together much easier than it went apart, surprisingly. Commed the earth through the punch-out since I have no better ideas.наб ❧whoops, that was supposed to go the other way 'round, wannitнаб ❧Re-sodding the pads here so they actually hold and don't just fall outнаб ❧Chinese syringe goop, kapton, some pink thread, and getting the goop all over myself and the sensor later, we are good to go on this front!наб ❧alright kids, say goodbye to the juicy flesh of the PSU!наб ❧I only have three of the four case screws somehow but I still have the one from under the seal so aesthetics preservedнаб ❧there's an abhorrent uspol joke in here which I'm not gonna make but I like the shot anyway soнаб ❧stuck the label back on with paper glue shaft, doubt it'll hold but it's better to not bust out the acryl-CN as first resortнаб ❧And, after going through three different markers, the control panel descriptions!наб ❧1This deathly contraption was, by all accounts, a surprisingly (non?)resounding success! Which is to say, that, over the best part of two hours' using the PSU to run that tape, the fan, when it kicked in, was quieter than its cooling of my knee.Replying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@atomicthumbs DшD what's this7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Today in "I watched a video where they cooked, and severely overextrapolated": two (one pictured) communist potatoes, egg, egg (backup), and a masheur.наб ❧And now in she goes into the whatever that thing's called, who the fuck knows, yielding sub-par, localised browning, cutting quite well with acceptable separation and pull, but it also just crumbles unsettlingly.
This calls for the backup egg!наб ❧and by "who the fuck knows" I mean I asked around and this is the kind of answers I gotнаб ❧With the second egg this is now the consistency of mostly-cooked tomato sauce, and I'm pretty sure I've committed a grave mistake somewhereнаб ❧Better browning this time, okay separation, still crumbly, still lacking.
The best part of this were the severestly cooked parts in the overflow, so this Device is a failure en general.наб ❧And so into the pan it goes! It behaves weirdly here, too, but at least it tastes better soнаб ❧Here's the yield (sans one and an 'alf Machine pieces which got vored in the mean-time). Edible: yes. Worth the hassle: definitely not following the same prep.Replying to thecoshman – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@thecoshman or just "break things", IME6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧So, it happened again.
And by "it" I mean the CPU whining it's too hot a couple hours into a multiple-hour unpausable render forcing me to take off the side panel to make it not cook.
So it's finally time to solve the issue once and for all.наб ❧Okay, well, to solve that properly would be to build a new computer, which costs money, so lol
The next-properest solution would be to get a non-stock heatsink on the CPU, which would definitely help a lot
(pictured: my incredible lightning setup)наб ❧were it not for the absolute lack of airflow there, the SYS_FANs seem to be choking their last breath spinning about as fast as a ceiling fan in a western, and the scorching-hot backplane (the front is surprisingly cool) of the GPU ensnares the hot pocket along the CPU assemblyнаб ❧so the plan is threefold:
* replace the SYS_FANs
* punch a hole in the side panel and stick a fan there, too
* possibly just replace some sexion of the panel with some acrylic to facilitate forming vent holes easier
* get some sleep I've been awake for 35 hours helpнаб ❧On the track of doing things The Simple Way™ I've participated in capitalism through acquiring chisels (which are, for some reason, cold) to punch the hole(s) out, if I'm not killed during or following surgery.наб ❧Ah, yes. Solid packaging, Nothing quite like it to inspire confidence and trust in your customers.Replying to morb – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧13@m0rb@whitequark carriageless carriage1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Guess what happens when you try to invoke Array.join() in Firefox from a WebExtension.
If you guessed "you get TypeError originating, for some insane reason, from ext-webNavigation.js, which tries to use the browser chrome for some even more eldritch reason" then you're in *luck*Replying to Shoe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@tpigarelli I'm getting my septum fixed one way or anther IIRC1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧well this leche got absolutely /dulced/Replying to [unknown user 2842877364] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@riles_j1s gamer girl pee is purified and collected downstream
gamer bro pee is siphoned directly into the incinerator1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Tired: current-sensing resistors
Wired: smoke-from-burning-isolation-sensing nose
I mean, better than tripping the overcurrent on the PSU, but damnReplying to [unknown user 1111730107712888832] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@bl4nkleigh N Ó Ó T1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧In keeping with the ace flag theme, there's also a fresh mandala!
youtube.com/watch?list=PL3…3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧I just wanted to print a single page.
Fourty minutes later, having run the printer self-clean six times and swapping all the cartridges, I've managed to get a page that has black on it, and decided once more to never print anything again.наб ❧Re-drawn stolen design: gist.github.com/nabijaczleweli…наб ❧kept on6 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1Technically finished high school?наб ❧The exams, too! And you know what that means…наб ❧2hook, line, and sphincterнаб ❧2back on my bullshit, dyeing the misspots and my nails because what is proper glovingнаб ❧The one problem with this dye so far is that it shampoos off really aggressively, but it still beats the previous one by a long-shot, not least because it isn't the only thing I'm able to smell for week(s) following application, soнаб ❧1Definitely an interesting outcome from the blue, but canny say I'm complaining18 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧I return to the fightнаб ❧centrismнаб ❧pointless breadthнаб ❧volumousнаб ❧pointedly degenerativeнаб ❧trans-gressiveнаб ❧pointedly home-of-sexualнаб ❧drop-pedнаб ❧That's all ideas I've for wiggly-circle for now!
Inspired by @inconvergent's recent "path test.".наб ❧Okay, that was a lie, forgot to c o m p e n s a t eнаб ❧{2,3,4}-dropнаб ❧I'm back and ready for more trans jokesнаб ❧pictured: all 0 people cheering from the bilinesнаб ❧pancontinentalнаб ❧amorphousнаб ❧re-homingнаб ❧anachronisticнаб ❧Okay, that last one was my favourite from this batch of flag-based wiggly-circles (but I'm a moody bitch so).
Anyway, get the uncompressed versions here: nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/maths/…. post your comments below, peep the Patreon, &c., &c.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧11RC1 of safe-transmute v0.11 is out now on crates.io/crates/safe-tr…, with big thanks to @E_net4!
Peep the changes at github.com/nabijaczleweli…, or read the migration guide at rawcdn.githack.com/nabijaczleweli…3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1Was away.
Am back and making bad choices alreadyнаб ❧Also confiscated this shot in the mean-timeнаб ❧And nicked these two, while at it4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1appeared on the table overnight and !! whoms't?наб ❧3the nameplate says it's a "Calamodnin Citrofortunella microcarpa", whatever the fuck /that/ meansнаб ❧my beautiful babyнаб ❧An extensive investigation (looking at my phone) reveals that the sneaky culprit was, once again, my grandmother!Replying to [unknown user 2203347750] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@thephantomderp I'll thankfully never give a talk, as that'd require a basic degree of competency, which, wellReplying to thecoshman – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@thecoshman @PttPrgrmmr Please, the day rigidfold writes a blogpost will be the day that she dies, seeing as it'd require bringing a project to completion1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧lame: getting a name change
game: rebrandingReplying to [unknown user 2203347750] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@thephantomderp@CppSage my hot take is that you talk at least 20% too slowly but7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Russian lady take my hand povarenok.ru/recipes/show/9…наб ❧1Turns out I have wine yeast but not bread yeast, delightful, lovely, incredible, shitнаб ❧well, here goes't with what I'd anyway, never not double down on your mistakesнаб ❧yee-soddin'-haw, pardnerнаб ❧Pulling the plug on't, what with the wrong yeast, plus, 't wasn't chooching all that hard, anyway, but both the colour and the two distinct hits are as wanted and predicted so medium hopes for the run with the bread yeast!наб ❧Attempt two, now with less sugar (turns out this is a 1-, not a 2-liter bottle) and the proper yeast!наб ❧It worked but I fucked it because I deviated from Russian Lady's guidance so5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧might have a problem tbhнаб ❧Found myself some screws, a drill, and a saw, this is gonna end badly!наб ❧And what did I say? What did I /fucking/ say?наб ❧Well I lopped off what looked like the case bond but otherwise this is still extremely not what I was expecting, shitнаб ❧What I was trying to do with this was replicate whitequark's lab.whitequark.org/notes/2014-06-… but her transistor seemed to've just'd the die bonded to the base w/o what I assume to be the heatsinking in mine, so alas!Replying to walking mirage – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@atomicthumbs eating other, smaller, speakers for fun and increased power!Replying to Shoe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@tpigarelli@vzeman79 So literally just pay them? Where's the problem here?Replying to Shoe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@tpigarelli@vzeman79 Okay, so if it's so important to you, why don't you fix it yourself instead of shitting on people contributing their technical expertise to you for free?Replying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@0x111a Sublime Text has, in my experience, never fallen short of 👌2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Slowly fork-bombing myself because who needs to write good code when you could, instead, bash $0наб ❧ProcExp fucked off on me 'round-about page 1000, which is fun2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Anyone else have this Releatable Moment™ recently?наб ❧The song is Strangeulation Vol. 2 Cypher 3 – youtube.com/watch?v=F7tjaK…Replying to [unknown user 1111730107712888832] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@bl4nkleigh Sure, but consider the following: America.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3Can't believe Carter predicted Twitch, in '79, no less1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2After only 3 years, infoware v0.1.0 is out at github.com/ThePhD/infoware under @thephantomderp's graceful lead!
Highlights include new support for Darwin systems and CMake.
Lowlights include lack of display handling on Darwin, part-complete GPU abstraxion, and HID-counting on Linux.Replying to @softminus – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧12@alt_kia driving to CVS to cut up the receipt and plaster it all over my body after being denied an HRT prescription1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @thecoshman: You know what _really_ helps me do to bitch programming work?
Wearing skirt and trousers everyday. I don't know what I'd do…Replying to sarah – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@winocm people who make OpenSSL wrappers are braver than the marines1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧practising what they call a "make up" and the "fash ion"1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Blew up a capacitor for the first time, despite my previous best attempts thereat.
The caveat: I wasn't trying to this time, so my head was like a cubit from the explosion. Currently praying to a local lord above I haven't fucked my right ear permanently.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧well I pretty much am a professional dumbass at this point so3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1So I have a Dude in the issues andнаб ❧2presented with no comment beside aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAнаб ❧problem solved :evilgrin:Replying to [unknown user 762709589049667585] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@PttPrgrmmr It also means "given", which is how it's used :vReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah It's some OSB we used for kitchen counters in a meantime, a crucial component because it was in the basement.
It's not the prettiest, nor the goodest, I'll definitely grant you that, but it was free and getting something equivalent from the shops would at least triple the cost :vReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah the tankies, since they usually have Takes on the war itself35 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Turns out the basement contained this here ex-countertop (π0W for scale), and I've been needing something that's not The Floor as a bench, soнаб ❧11Using a C to A this D and I'm surprised at how painless solvespace makes it!
In retrospect, prolly shouldn't've, since it's Whitequark Certified Curse-free™, but IME it's better to assume that all tools are pain and not be disappointedнаб ❧you vs the projection they tell you not to worry aboutнаб ❧Lomg friends!наб ❧And a friend whom chops!наб ❧I'd say [saw noises] but it's mainly [vacuum noises], with 1395 of the rated 1400W smattering directly into my eardrumsнаб ❧downside: short friends
upside: more friends!!наб ❧Rough pin #1, will fine it once I have a drilled referenceнаб ❧Was brought to my attention that this will definitely not work without some threaded rods (well, not in so many words, but I know "threaded rod" when I hear it (although The Model contains no threads as these aren't (yet?) supported; one can only dream for our children's future))наб ❧Turns out grey doesn't reproduce well on blotchy dark-green, who'd've thought?
Pre-drilling with a 2.5, doubt the 15 would index too well w/o a pilot.наб ❧an absolute c h o m k e r of a bit; unsurprising, as I picked the biggest one that fit in the chuck on this, but the scale is still quite somethingнаб ❧The underside is pretty much like one'd expect, but nothing a minuscule amount of filing can't fix.
Happy with this part, over all!наб ❧And so, with only minimal convincing, it mostly fits! Colour me surprised!наб ❧is this what they call a steely-eyed lookнаб ❧1Prefer my nuts not comically oversizedнаб ❧1These thin pieces are from some evergreen and they smell /amazing/, but they're also resinous as all hell and keep jamming the files. oh wellнаб ❧1And so's (mostly) completed the rest of the legs! The one that's slightly shorter is easily compensable with doubling up on the felt padding, so no problems there!наб ❧1Turns out there's no way to cut up the two 2000 M12 rods into the exact pieces I need, so N U Tнаб ❧1Drilling the top holes and holy shit these 12mm TiN metal bits are fucking scary on woodнаб ❧1cursed nuts
too long and featureless
there's some evil hiding in there
maybe a capitalist or two?
I am afraidнаб ❧1love too make good partsнаб ❧1Used father for drilling these because the tolerances are tight, and, like many other things, my drill-holding has never been straight.наб ❧1hindshortenedнаб ❧1colonel, I'm trying to be structurally sound but I'm dummy thin and the snug fit of my half-width keeps snapping in halfнаб ❧1Actually I'm pretty sure I cut these too short so fuck me, I guess, no braces :vнаб ❧1Which leads us to the final step: assembly!
At least they all fit so far, so that's a good signнаб ❧1Up until twenty minutes ago I had no idea that my forearms contain a Flexor Carpi Ulnaris and/or a Flexor Carpi Radialis.
now I'm ACUTELY AWAREнаб ❧1see, when mommy and mommy love each other very much…наб ❧1SHE HAS ASCENDED, with scooping only a little bit of the forbidden grease outнаб ❧1Getting negative stickout on the across rods, despite factoring in over 2.5 on both sides, guessing I took off a lot with a file afterward (but not over 6, surely?)
OTOH the coupled forth rod has a good 8-9 extra stickout but I've managed to shift it to the backside so it's fineнаб ❧1Safety first!
Or… third. I kinda fucked up my left hand because gloves were too far (three meters) away on multiple occasions :vнаб ❧1stabilising scissorsнаб ❧1straightened outнаб ❧1one more photo of the top (made sure I didn't reflect anywhere, worry not)наб ❧1And so ends the tale of the table from the basement and ten dollars' equivalent in new materials. Thanks for following along and stick around for the next time I decide to injure myself, &c., &c.!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1me: posts a single photo that includes a foot just off the edge of the frame
every subsequent time, when my photos do not contain a stray foot:5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧child eggнаб ❧It has borne! Just look at this explosive hatchling!наб ❧h- hewwo?наб ❧adolescentнаб ❧WHO👏IS👏SHE👏2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧soon™наб ❧12I posted this in February, but, in my defence, I had to not drop out of school in the meantime. Nevertheless:
My Rust implementation of @nex3's HRX crates.io/crates/hrx has landed; please yell at me if it's bad or broken.Replying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah I mean mood but at the same time take everything I say with a grain of salt because I'm an absolute slut for The Process and Material soReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetrah this is just brutalism but done right
verre brutale, babyReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah it's a moving image, you cowardReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah youtu.be/WAbWCaBVdUM2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@ the customer support guy who replied to my ticket on 10:59 PM: please, go to sleep, enjoy time with your family, crack a cold one, anything; this job is not worth itнаб ❧My man replied at 11:30 PM tonight. Please. I beg of you. *No* job is worth this.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧niceReplying to Sega Protogenesis – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@gravislizard One way to go back to the 2009 is to look up recipes in Russian. It feels… weird having the sidebarsful of ads, but no engagement traps, no videos, no essays.3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hey what the fuck:
* "muesli, manly"
* it's goddamned camo
* "muesli designed specifically for men. for 336 days.", so like, leap years only? or is this can(!) to last one a whole year? a product full of mysteriesнаб ❧Update: it's not good, but that might be due to my degenerate taste-buds not being manly enough.наб ❧good riddance
good can1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Today I Learned, via @PayPal's sign up form, that Poland, a country I've lived in for the best part of eighteen years, does, in fact, have only one (1) province, named Province. Good job.3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧test (left) and food (right)наб ❧The test also contains some cheese, but that'll only be apparent once it's cut open, and I'm waiting on my test group before that happens, will update.
The food consists of the transfer losses of the experiment, rice hardнаб ❧oh fuck yeah, baby, it doesn't taste like garbageReplying to Corentin – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Cor3ntin@thephantomderp or you just invoke UB on the compiler process, it's one or the otherReplying to app4soft 🇺🇦 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@app4soft I did, indeed! The website isn't very clear that 2.3 is outdated, but it does work a charm on master, thanks again!4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧solvespace has been Exporting Triangle Mesh for the past sixteen minutes; it's only reached group 31/36 and has already allocated 700MB. I don't have that much space left on this drive and am praying to lord tau aboveнаб ❧the group is now thirty-second, praise be unto itнаб ❧Just hit 33/36 and 1GB working set out of allocated 1.2GB! Incroyable!наб ❧Seems to've given up shortly after: terminating @ 33/36 with 1.3GB private and 200MB working, and using solvespace from current master instead.Replying to app4soft 🇺🇦 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@app4soft These haven't worked for helping the export along (probably because I don't understand them), but! it turned out I've been using 2.3, and after building from master, the geometry is exported without problems! Thank you for the support!Replying to app4soft 🇺🇦 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@app4soft Will do, though I honestly thought it's just supposed to take long for big assemblies :v1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Extremely surprised that printing on a transparency is no more painful than just printing tbhReplying to Sega Protogenesis – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@gravislizard delightfully discounted spillage1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧RT @86723nasogamat: 自作ATX電源、動作したっぽいのでとりあえず光学ドライブ動かしてみたReplying to Matt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@mattp_12@katelovelymomo this is the last thing you see before you fucking die1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧This delight is a brought to you by whichever one those fuckers slandered Sushi Pizza on the NLSS.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧don't know what these things are called in any language soReplying to sehe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@sehetw I'm pretty sure I did use proptree for config a couple times, and it was pretty miserable each time :v1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Step one: fill India with granulated Earth.Replying to Andrew Gallant – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@burntsushi5 Also reported the URL over at AdSense, I doubt Google looks kindly upon profiting from Nazi imagery.9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1came across this old belt when cleaning and hmmmmmmmmmmнаб ❧That went much easier than I'd thought!наб ❧dunno what the professional way of doing this is but my soldering iron's gay now, so that's a win in-of itselfнаб ❧к р ё м пнаб ❧This tape is both narrower (an inch vs 3cm) and thinner, so I'm only getting a relatively good grip when doubled-back, but still
yeee-haw, pardnerнаб ❧I̶n̶s̶p̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ straight-up stealing the belt design solution from the one I did for The Ex™ because the aforementioned thinness of the new tape is A Problem.наб ❧*finger to temple* can't get diagnosed with lead poisoning if you never get a blood testнаб ❧Final welds!наб ❧2Vastly superiour, due to the following reasons:
– still gay, and
– actually works.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧shattered shoe sewn shut to sheenReplying to Lizstar – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@_Lizstar_ Is this… legal?7 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧the lad down at the shop said he tried to bring this absolute beast of a pardner (en theorie holds 125.625 nameplates, says it's limited to 100) to life, but also that he couldn't get it to chooch, so here it is, on my floor, asking for… 115 to 230V at 45 or 66 Hertz? hmmmmнаб ❧Perhaps the most curious thing about this is the rubber grommet on the molex bundle, which is to say I'm yet to've seen an application which would accommodate it (unsurprising, as this is 5 years older than me).
Hopefully the socket is the standard one and not some abomination!наб ❧The good: I've finally managed to print the AT{,X} connector pinouts.
The bad: it took a good couple hours, printers are cursed, printing software more-so still somehow.
The ugly: this is decidedly *not* an AT PSU, as opposed to what I've previously thought.
Fun!наб ❧Absolutely *delightful* two-slide axion from the 1mm(!) pressed steel case.
The (retrospectively un)surprisingly-high-quality fan leads are ziptied together.
Similarly, all outgoing cables are crimped before going through the board.
This may sound idiotic, but I feel… unworthyнаб ❧Label says 1995, week 34.
Board says 1995, week 28. And that's already version 5.
That's five and a quarter years older than me.
It's served its function for over twenty four years.
I have not functioned even remotely correctly, ever, over my eighteen years.
i n a d e q u a c yнаб ❧This transistor is heat-sunk solely by the virtue of a (pretty stiff) spring-loaded tab, haven't seen that before!наб ❧the case is being okay at literally any single skill1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1The duality of miraReplying to Catherine – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧3@whitequark eh, we've all been there5 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1After a day-long soak in extraction gas with acetone, desoldering the b l o b b, and applying Unreasonable Force™ I finally managed to remove the bulb from this dead LED lamp!
Now if only the wires were longer than (2) shows this might be workable! fuckнаб ❧Finally found some scissors (harder than expected tbh), cut the wires, and oh god it's even worse inside, what kind of resin(?) is this, it looks like rotting flesh helpнаб ❧having a very normal 11:29pmнаб ❧this fucking labcoat still reeks of goddamn sulfur; how long's it been? three god-forsaken months? ho wнаб ❧The Process turned out to be much less clean than I was led to believe, but we've achieved separation with zero deaths, so an overall positive result.Replying to Usual Hot-Dog – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@UsualHotDog mmmhmmm 🍞 bringin' 🍞🍞 dem 🍞🍞🍞 loaves 🍞🍞🍞🍞 babyReplying to Multiple Systems – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@PLT_cheater from my tests so far, running it on temperature trip for a good dozen seconds is ~good enough~, so vive l'ingenierieReplying to Multiple Systems – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧@PLT_cheater two euros… on top of a fourty euro (cheapest I could find in the right form factor from papst @ a local distributor, not incl. shipping) fan… would make it cost eighteen times as much as the PSU in-of itself…наб ❧@PLT_cheater I don't think I /have/ fourty-two euros plus shipping to my name rn ?Replying to Multiple Systems – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@PLT_cheater sounds expensive and quite susceptible to parallax, what with measuring the temperature of the fan vs that of the heatsink (also thermocouples scare me, as a concept), as opposed to what is essentially a 1-2 dollar-equivalents' worth of jellybeans tbhReplying to Multiple Systems – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@PLT_cheater an overengineered attempt at A Thing that only turns on the case fan of this ATX PSU when the heatsink reaches a pre-set temperature because it's too noisy to've it running all the time !2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧fifteen minutes in ?наб ❧another ten, goodness knows what this is, but it's edible! soReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah sweet spot1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧Not sure if it's the camera or Soviet technical thought but I'm having a real big-time trouble focusing down my old детский микроскоп nowadays :/12 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1WIP (ctd.)наб ❧2babby's first electronic design (probably lots of room for improvement, but)наб ❧Babby's First Electronic Design v2: Now With Eight Times As Many Capacitors! (+ a flyback diode, motor cap, & inrush resistor to C1, so I guess what I'm effectively asking is: is this good enough to start layouting or am I lacking something obviously caught by good engineers?)наб ❧1And so, under @0x111a's (tremendous thanks, again) watchful eye, the dice were cast, and, one by one, elements fell into place. There was no going back now, only mistakes, and lessons learned therefrom.наб ❧S̸̬̞h̬͙̦͔̺́ͅe ͈͉̖̫̖l͏͈̻i͘v̮̟̳̜e҉̹̝ͅs̲͈̤̕!̼̥͓наб ❧Updated bodycount:
1 red LED,
1 transistor,
1 morale.наб ❧1Aaaaand back to where we were before I fucking smoked it (not pictured: 3 months' worth of dust)наб ❧Well okay that's an exaggeration, I delammed a couple pads and the new components are a bit squint but it ~works so… progress?наб ❧Remember to learn from your mistakes, kids! Today, to talk to you about fixing your trash designs, we've invited R11, the forthleading expert in not blowing transistors!наб ❧More aleae were iacted, output delay sexion in place (this transistor is also shorted internally for what I assume is some very good reason)наб ❧Includes a hand-filed potentiometer, because these never fit anywhere and are a general pain in the arseнаб ❧Snubber network for the pump, pulled back a little afterward, so the motor shaft doesn't grind through the diode package hopefully1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧how the hell ?..Replying to Emma Ashley 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@PancakeIdentity@Vazkii I mean . . that's kinda the goal innitReplying to [unknown user 1043959463483502592] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@ClarisRobynReplying to sbi – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@tweetsbi@thecoshman Companies with a set goal (that isn't "generate capital") also survive longer, thereby generating more income in the long term, but :vReplying to thecoshman – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@thecoshman@tweetsbi Introduce artificial scarcity (a.k.a. KPIs/bonus systems or w/e) and it gets a whole lot cheaper /and/ works just as well, if not better (spite's the best motivator, innit).Replying to thecoshman – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@thecoshman@tweetsbi it's almost as if individual employee satisfaction which yields to higher capital gains in the long-term is oft^W always thwarted by capitalists in order to acquire higher short-term gains, even as a means to a destructive end 🤔Replying to νerifiedly low quality content – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@__vlqc 🤔 crates.io/crates/lovecra…4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧You know it's been a productive evening when the main takeaway is "maybe I'll not lose my right eye" (hopefully)наб ❧Also: this trash twitter.com/nabijaczleweli…? yep, it's trash (probably, I don't have a cap rated high enough to check, but it's def. not enough as a dump inductor).
наб ❧OTOH: a 240/12V@500mA transformer ran at 3A? Less trash, managed to get A Spark across the flash electrodes (and another one across the primary switch but hey it's Progress, going up to the 20(?)mm).
Granted, it did go up to the best part of fifty degrees, but what can ya do.наб ❧Today in doing Very Smart Things (yes that's a hole right through the clip, yes I blew two breakers).
In unrelated news: driving that transformer from mains did not work for some reason, with the rectified voltage at the output shooting up to ~100V then discharging 🤔3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧hash-tag transformer thursday or sthнаб ❧7 to roughly 250 turns, original core and primary from some PSU probably, secondary from the previously featured LED crank lamp
наб ❧Coil, upside-down, notice both the reeky oil and the remnant of the housing inside.
Oh, and also: the strands soldered directly to the LEDs that looked suspiciously like magnet wire? They are magnet wire, and come directly off the coil (bridge would be Too Expensive™/lossy?).
наб ❧1yes I have a lot of russian homework rn how did you kn o wReplying to @monadliker – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@6b766e like "каш" :v11 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Step One: get a permanent waterproof marker, some laminate and a hacksaw (not pictured); attempt not to cut off your thumb nor your calfнаб ❧Step Two: attach one (1) piece of trash wire recovered from a car installation to the laminate cut-offнаб ❧Step Three: insert one wooden thingy and two "that's probably okay"s of water (not pictured) into some Indian Polypropyleneнаб ❧Step Four: mount trash to Indian with springyнаб ❧Step Five: assemble death trap (yes it's still the same PSU from last time, I'm trash)наб ❧Step Six: attach carbon rod from a battery to the negative and trash to the 12V rail, short enable to ground with tweezers, look at bubblesнаб ❧oooh look at the copper-blue wisps, neatнаб ❧Step Seven: assess what an absolute state this isнаб ❧Step Eight: wipe the laminate with a brush and decide that this is not going anywhere anymoreнаб ❧Step Nine: reach the conclusion that you're too trash for electroetching and would probably need a better process to get anywhere with itнаб ❧This would probably've worked better with a more active etchant but the only other thing I have rn is conc. sulfuric, which would turn this from "unproductive electroetch attempt" to "local moron dies from breathing hydrochloric"Replying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals well on one hand sure but on t'other Юровский is the m version and Юровская is the f version ya feelReplying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals wouldn't it be Юровская (Yurovskaya?) tho16 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1I'm supposed to be doing my Russian homework so let's take apart one of these reciprocating-crank-LED-lamps things for the equivalent of one buckнаб ❧Right off the bat: two switch interfaces on the side, the one further forward toggles battery output, other one unused.наб ❧Two sides of the cover no longer held together by PH1 screws, revealing the juicy flesh.наб ❧Trash lens comparison, battery sourceнаб ❧Triple-parallel LED assembly, 1P2T switch, common Bat+, no external resistorнаб ❧Three LR44 cells, and the holder, which was quite smart actually, gotta give it thatнаб ❧Close-up of the triple-parallel LED assembly, the two strands coming from under the spinny stack look suspiciously like magnet wireнаб ❧The crank action (neutral, full-in, extracted)наб ❧Crank handle held in by steel pin, spring reset action provided by, well, spring. All white plastics feel like a nylon.наб ❧Primary wheel removal. Small wheel interfaces directly with crank, big wheel interfaces with clutch wheel. Also: oily goop!наб ❧Clutch close-up: engaged, disengaged.
Engages centrifugally when crank pushed and rotates CCW, disengages on CW spring return.наб ❧Clutch stack removed, the black ring on the underside both (a) reeks of oil and (b) is magnetic, with roughly 8/10 poles?наб ❧All that remains is the coil, which is held in through some weird clamp action on the housing; nothing a bit of Reasonable Force and aforementioned screwdriver couldn't fix, though!наб ❧Coil, upside-down, notice both the reeky oil and the remnant of the housing inside.
Oh, and also: the strands soldered directly to the LEDs that looked suspiciously like magnet wire? They are magnet wire, and come directly off the coil (bridge would be Too Expensive™/lossy?).наб ❧Oh, and the clutch just sits loosely on top of the magnet housing.наб ❧1This concludes The Dollarstore Adventures (a.k.a. I always wondered how cost-optimised these lamps are) for tonight!1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2no comment required on this blessed dayReplying to @Waldo_Brolvera – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@oolvera15 @tuvokki@theblub heh, implying anything short of thermite can truly fix a printerReplying to [unknown user 2842877364] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@book_bin_bones thanks! I'll make sure to pass it on!!9 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧2yo that green bit at the top was *not* there last time, is this gay disaster actually growing leaves again this is fucking radнаб ❧2e l o n g a t eнаб ❧1b̶o̶r̶d̶e̶r separationнаб ❧1V1 and/or rotateнаб ❧1spread thine wings, my proverbial dudeнаб ❧1Oh, hullo, helical habitant!наб ❧1dodgyнаб ❧1crash !!наб ❧1I've only been gone a week and !! strong childReplying to Avdi Grimm – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@avdi hmm yes reminds me of that time I set up a VM to do A Single Thing in Ruby because when done on Windows it spat out an unintelligible error after spinning for fifteen minutes with no outputReplying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals can I pick depressed twice?Replying to I am not you. – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧346@IchBinNicheSie@betandr@stubbornella@IanColdwater @soniagupta504 After conducting a thorough root cause analysis we have concluded that the root cause of this outage was Alan Turing, the sly dog.Replying to 🏳️🌈 Izzy Rizinti 🏳️🌈 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@BellaRizinti@VisibleDucts@MavenOfMayhem It'd kick so much ass tho, wouldn't itReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetrah can't get the yeehaw juiceReplying to @StarlightNixie – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@MojaveCMonster @TubeTimeUS "Another lie of the capitalists-imperialists uncovered", more likely (ложь is the only f. noun, so обнажена must refer to it).Replying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@0x111a Oh, neat! Now if only I knew anything about anything relating to the subject matter :РReplying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals I'm a respectable individual in /this/ regard at least, come onReplying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals so you're saying to me you do /not/ usually think about fucking centaurs?Replying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals Seasonal Affective Disorder, but you just get more disordered with each seasonReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@0x111a Sure thing!
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V28A4581 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1hydraulic ? friend ??3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Another evening, another session of screaming and/or crying at Excel.наб ❧наб ❧1Managed to stop interacting with this distilled piece of depression before throwing up so overall a positive experience today!Replying to anna phylaxis – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@quatoria this was fucking magnificent, keep it upReplying to anna phylaxis – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@quatoria hey mika, do you take constructive criticism on your posts?Replying to foone🏳️⚧️ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Foone Namecheap? good timesReplying to sbi – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@tweetsbi The Hard Times is also comedy, yesReplying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals what the actual god-forsaken fuck is a pee-pee smackReplying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals death is but the beginning of a most wonderful journey1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧New versions of gen-epub-book across the board with acomodations for Kobo devices (all generated books would show up as "DRM-protected"); JS version unaffected.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧as the fire fades only embers remainReplying to Fahs | RT pinned! – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@Inkfacefahz@mperezwritesirl michelles perez ?Replying to @spirit_of_the – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@violent_meals >ar*used
mira are you okayReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@0x111a what an absolute god-forsaken moodReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@0x111a one of my eldest !Replying to Lizstar – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@_Lizstar_ owch owie, perpetual mood :vReplying to [unknown user 762709589049667585] – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧2@PttPrgrmmr you should probably not do that thenReplying to mcc – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@mcclure111 @i2at7v If you're feeling frisky – pair<>'s piecewise constructor (6) has you covered.
Otherwise – I don't think so, apart from moving/forwarding a pre-constructed argument (like mm.emplace(k, vector<int>{1, 2, 3}), because the pair<> *is* unfortunately the type you're constructing, soнаб ❧@mcclure111 @i2at7v you need to go through one of its constructors if you want to get a specific element into the value (.second) member.Replying to mcc – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@mcclure111 @i2at7v emplace() perfect-forwards all the arguments you pass it to the constructor of value_type (pair<const string, vector<int>> in this case), and pair<> doesn't have a single-value constructor.Replying to mcc – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@mcclure111 What type is name here? I can't get even the top emplace to compile with neither string nor cchar*. name would need to be something that can be converted to a pair<const string, vector<int>>? If you want an empty vector you can try deviceName.emplace(name, vector<int>{}); maybe?Replying to the6p4c 💻🐶 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@The6P4C@mcclure111 deviceName.emplace(name).first is decltype(deviceName)::iterator, and it derefs to decltype(deviceName)::value_type, i.e. std::pair<const string, vector<int>>, so the ->second is correct to get the vecReplying to 🇭🇰 Peter Barfuss 𒀱 – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@bofh453 no one:
bofh: <multiple photos of Paris>Replying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@0x111a A bonfire *and* fireworks? We're in luck today! (but also oh god oh fuck who let this happen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)Replying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@0x111a @amazon@AmazonHelp I mean like ha ha Amazon's Choice: Abysmal Refurb Of An Abhorrent Assembly Of A Terrible Design – Get Yours Today! but actually holy shit what the actual fuck?? I'd have a moral quandary with giving this away as a yours-if-you-want-it piece while this is being actively /sold/?!?Replying to @its_hippolyta – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧4@panarin_misha the two gendersReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah One need embrace the void 'fore it embraces them4 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧protochildren [current status: m o i s t] fresh off the pressesнаб ❧z o o p !наб ❧the collective awakensнаб ❧As the fire fades, only embers remainReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah >good actual bread
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please, I beg of youReplying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@greenTetrah How would you know how a breadloaf looked like, anyway? Weren't you American?Replying to mcc – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@mcclure111 deadcaf3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧Maybe the most surprising thing about Apex Legends to me is just how well my CoD:UO skill transfers into it? Like, I was not expecting a 2019 game to handle so... familiarly, I guess? to the 2004 banger.наб ❧12Like, I haven't played a "run around and shoot people in first-person" game whose handling felt so... at home? for /years/. Hell, even Overwatch still felt slightly foreign after those couple-hundred hours.наб ❧Maybe it's the live movement optimisation, maybe it's the gun logistics, maybe it's the lack of easyscopes, maybe it's the pings which funxion as a faux quickchat, maybe it's the weirdly similar semi-loose squadplay mechanics; maybe it's the way I relate to Wraith? Who knows.1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧cloister (angry, menacing)Replying to @monadliker – 2 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧1@6b766e Working with Rocket was really pleasant, the Diesel (despite version migrations being a minor PITA) and Serde integrations, worked surprisingly well (with the usual version matching jankiness).
Iron's extensibility meant that even when it lacked a feature I needed[...]наб ❧1@6b766e [...]it was super easy to add it in, the fully manual request handling felt and was really powerful, at the cost of being pretty bare in-of itself (as opposed to Rocket's), but also had the tendency to evolve into a little bit of a spaghetti monolith if not explicitly supervised.Replying to @greenTetra_ – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@greenTetrah how in the absolute evergreen mother of god-forsaken shit, though, like, actually how thick do you need to be ??3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧In today's episode of Grandmother Keeps Giving Me Children And I Can Not Refuse Any Of Them Because They're All Too Good:
[leg for scale]наб ❧The one on the right still needs to be trans-planted (if you would) into a more size-appropriate pot but they were too good not to be posted right awayнаб ❧Plant: transedReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@0x111a ah yes, the Bayonetta approach :РReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@0x111a damn you're right, hard hats are mere exoskulletons anywayReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@0x111a do they do hard-hat-boosters tho 🤔3 tweets ( ❧ – ❧)наб ❧child (blurry)наб ❧pictured: them, still blurry, but all grown up
not pictured: me, a proud motherнаб ❧s i p ping apparatus: installedReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@0x111a big beautiful birb !!Replying to Shoe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@tpigarelli @0x111a Well, I'm still not up on my legally mandated six months, but in a short bit I will be yesReplying to @d_ilia_dt – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧1@0x111a oh, god, it is, it so much is..Replying to Shoe – 1 tweet ( ❧)наб ❧@tpigarelli
наб ❧1@0x111a Look, I'm a simple woman, proficient with CPP, and absolutely bloody *abhor* the usual webdev/NPM/Node/what-the-fuck-ever clusterfuck.
Also, I already do a CPP-based thing for most of my website (nabijaczleweli.xyz/content/gen-ep… (see footer for source link)), so it was an obvious choice
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